This Is How You DON'T Play Need For Speed Payback part 1 (0utsyder Edition)

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • So there's a few things I've learned from this outing. 1) DSP doesn't understand the concept of momentum. 2) DSP can't see things on his screen that are quickly approaching him. 3) Nothing DSP could do, everything is not his fault. 4) Marathoning DSP playthroughs on no sleep is even more fun. 5) DSP can actually be funny and entertaining if he tries, he just has to not be hand-held to death and has to play difficult games.
    Rubber banding, driving, fishtailing, and head on collisions. Unavoidable "pedestrians" and not leveling up properly. Drifting and doing everything but.

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  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam 6 років тому +649

    17:00 a man who's hobby is begging his fans to pay for his house bashes people who's hobby is to mod their car.

    • @MrXeronx
      @MrXeronx 6 років тому +42

      It'sAGundam didn't expect to see a gundam down here.

    • @billybillbobjohnson6010
      @billybillbobjohnson6010 5 років тому +10

      @Ayy Yo The funniest shit he has ever done is to hate on beggars and talking about how trash they are

    • @HazardousAtom
      @HazardousAtom 5 років тому +5

      @@billybillbobjohnson6010 Dave never ceases to amaze me.

    • @boatcaptain6288
      @boatcaptain6288 5 років тому +28

      And he says it like he thinks he's intelligent and very analytical for saying it. "Compensating for something" is the most amateurish deduction you can make, right next to Freud's "He wants to fuck his mother". Armchair psychology at its worst.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 5 років тому +24

      Armchair psychology with Dave as the subject is always an interesting discussion. He has so many symptoms who knows how many conditions he suffers.
      Perhaps even none. Just incredibly stupid

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 6 років тому +628

    Step 1: Go full-throttle on the accelerator at all times.
    Step 2: Never brake.
    Step 3: Constantly drift off-road or into oncoming traffic.
    Step 4: If steps 1-3 don’t lead to instant victory, blame the developers.

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 6 років тому +48

      saturn580 Step 5: Repeat

    • @shortbustings995
      @shortbustings995 6 років тому +24

      saturn580 step 6 throw controller at window if game is to 'hard'

    • @BurmudaTriangleTV
      @BurmudaTriangleTV 6 років тому +12

      Even Mario Kart players know this yet Phil refuses to ever learn

    • @sgtpepper91
      @sgtpepper91 5 років тому +15

      it's not his fault, he was pressing buttons

    • @carlbrutananadelewski6042
      @carlbrutananadelewski6042 5 років тому +3

      So... he drives like Takashi Nakazato

  • @followingtheroe1952
    @followingtheroe1952 6 років тому +452

    0:22 im not very good at ga- THESE KINDS OF GAMES

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  6 років тому +163

      I MISSED THAT HOLY HELL

    • @followingtheroe1952
      @followingtheroe1952 6 років тому +47

      Well no wonder you missed it, you were fast forwarding!

    • @helgestegemoen73
      @helgestegemoen73 6 років тому +17

      Understatement of the year :D

    • @boatcaptain6288
      @boatcaptain6288 5 років тому +37

      Yet despite that admission, he still refuses to accept blame for most of his failures.

    • @chadmcfly1299
      @chadmcfly1299 4 роки тому +21

      He almost became somewhat self aware.

  • @gregbach9581
    @gregbach9581 5 років тому +94

    43:45 - DSP hits a wall and drops almost 30 mph before the finish line, allowing the other racer to pass him. "DUDE THEY CHEATED AGAIN."

  • @rdelab5873
    @rdelab5873 4 роки тому +259

    "They always magically avoid the cars"
    You mean they steer Phil?

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 4 роки тому +37

      Wtf is steering?
      Sounds like a bug.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому +27

      @@DaVeganZombie Sounds bugged, dood! There's nothing i- he could do, dood!!! NOTHING!!

    • @rvnx
      @rvnx 4 роки тому +20

      @@shawnfields2369 I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE WHEEL DOOD

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому +11

      @@rvnx Dood, you need to STEER the car, dood!! Otherwise, it's Bugged Car Mechanics, Dood!!!! Or, The Cars Magically Evade, Dood!! Jeez, learn how to play, Phailbert! Come on, dood! How else are you supposed to make "Kwahlity Khantent" like that, dood!?!

    • @FinalFantasyRainbowDash
      @FinalFantasyRainbowDash 3 роки тому +3

      @@shawnfields2369 I can drive in a game far better than Phil.

  • @ChivalrousSnake
    @ChivalrousSnake 6 років тому +125

    DSP hitting these cars is like that episode of Bob's Burgers where Tina hits the literal only car in the parking lot because she just didn't turn left or right a little.

  • @DazanGeddoe
    @DazanGeddoe 6 років тому +218

    When he runs into a stationary object sometimes he just keeps trying to drive through it for 5 seconds. It's like he has a brain delay.

    • @boatcaptain6288
      @boatcaptain6288 5 років тому +43

      Because he zones out when he plays games. He just spaces out and goes through the motions.

    • @danskyl7279
      @danskyl7279 2 роки тому +13

      "Racing Line" does not apply to Phil, he uses the "DSP Line" while racing xD.

    • @notsure4648
      @notsure4648 Рік тому +6

      @@boatcaptain6288 this good observation. I think people who drive in real life do this more often these days too.

  • @joejackson62
    @joejackson62 5 років тому +62

    *Drives in opposing lane of traffic*
    "THIS CAR MATERIALIZED OUT OF NOWHERE TO HIT ME!"

  • @TheLevitatingChin
    @TheLevitatingChin 2 роки тому +179

    Now that's a smooth 60 blames per second.

    • @SuperGamewarrior101
      @SuperGamewarrior101 Рік тому

      Do me a favor and listen. I've had the same kind of trouble as Phil has. These games are hard. And you cannot deny it. Cause I've struggled in drag races in Underground 2 as well. And its the rubberband effect in certain other races that pisses me off. These games are designed to be hard. You can say whatever you want, but at the end of the day, these games are hard and I know they'll always be hard

    • @azzav2537
      @azzav2537 Рік тому

      @@SuperGamewarrior101 make sure you swallow all Phil’s juices fanboy 🍌 🐖

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 Рік тому +14

      @@SuperGamewarrior101 Sure buddy

    • @SuperGamewarrior101
      @SuperGamewarrior101 Рік тому

      @@godfrey4461 I'm serious. I'm a bad driver in these games as well. And I will tell you now that it's normal to make mistakes in these games. So don't go telling me that I just plain suck cause I make mistakes in these games all the time

    • @funkyboy1190
      @funkyboy1190 Рік тому +9

      @@SuperGamewarrior101 Sure buddy

  • @Israphel776
    @Israphel776 6 років тому +304

    "People who work on their cars are compensating"
    Said the single man living in a home meant for a family and bragging over the internet about flying out a girl just to take pictures of the back of her head.
    God forbid people who like cars just, I dunno, work on cars since it's their hobby. Phil can't even work on his own "business".

    • @DiddyBohlen
      @DiddyBohlen 5 років тому +44

      It's even funnier if you remember him showing pictures of his BMW and feeling cool because of it.

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 4 роки тому +12

      Well to be fair he does have a point. Having a giant shark fin of a spoiler and short pipes and making your car so loud the people 3 neighborhoods over can hear kinda goes way above and beyond the hobby thing. Some car people can be real egomaniacs but some can be real nice aswell

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 4 роки тому +4

      @Original6Productions because people make it more than their hobbys sometimes

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 4 роки тому +3

      @Diabeto Kills I literally only said some can be nice and some can be annoying. How is that being a paypig you autistic hater

    • @The3y3
      @The3y3 2 роки тому

      Looks like Phil dunked on you cuz he has a family now

  • @tmutchler1073
    @tmutchler1073 6 років тому +38

    "The game spawned a car in my line of sight that I couldn't see."

  • @jonnyblack13
    @jonnyblack13 6 років тому +177

    God I hate when he feels the need to pause the friggin game to dwell on his "hilarious jokes"

    • @andersonaldo1340
      @andersonaldo1340 4 роки тому +6

      "Friggin"

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 роки тому +6

      Another weird and irritating thing he has in common with Arin Hanson.

    • @johnnyzen4282
      @johnnyzen4282 3 роки тому +16

      It's a symptom of his narcissistic personality. He needs the validation of his jokes being funny but there's nobody else around to laugh at them....so he has to.

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 4 роки тому +226

    In retrospect, it's playthroughs like these that make for great "classic DSP" moments. It's not something he can grind for stats like Dark Souls and mow everything down easily, and no amount of stream chat hand-holding can help him--he can only either git gud or get rekt, just like the good ol' days.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 4 роки тому +28

      Except he can totally grind for better parts and money for better cars. But even if he had a perfect car set up, he'd still fuck up hard.

    • @cr-nd8qh
      @cr-nd8qh 2 роки тому +3

      Naw it's glitched

    • @danskyl7279
      @danskyl7279 2 роки тому +7

      The funny thing about DSP struggling with drifting is that... Drifting events in Need For Speed has always been the easiest challenge throughout the series.

    • @chaffXgrenade
      @chaffXgrenade 2 роки тому +4

      @@danskyl7279 I'm not as good as I used to be, but I remember absolutely DESTROYING the Drift events in Underground when I was young. Good times.

    • @zackie8172
      @zackie8172 2 роки тому +2

      @@chaffXgrenade yeah but Phil is right on this one, Payback is absolute garbage

  • @XBC3403
    @XBC3403 5 років тому +91

    *collides or doesn’t drift*
    “Lost all speed”
    *gets passed because he lost speed*
    “HOW? The games rubber banding doooood.”

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 6 років тому +285

    The guy's 40+ levels below some of the recommended racing levels and he wonders why he's losing the races. Unbelievable.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 5 років тому +32

      I don't think thats it. Dave could be level 999 and he'd fail just as bad. Dave fails at MarioKart afterall on 50cc

    • @78TMP
      @78TMP 5 років тому +14

      I can win being 40-60 levels below recommend level and still win. A pro gamer should be able to do that right???? Well all but Phil.

    • @ElHarmonyV
      @ElHarmonyV 3 роки тому +2

      @@airiakizuki5592 50CC?!

    • @ademetal
      @ademetal 3 роки тому +3

      Same problem in AC: Odyssey Over 5 levels lower than some of the enemies, gets his ass beat.

    • @FinalFantasyRainbowDash
      @FinalFantasyRainbowDash 3 роки тому +3

      @@ElHarmonyV The lowest level of difficulty in Mario Kart 50cc easy, 100cc medium, 150cc hard, 200cc very hard.

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 6 років тому +193

    You gotta be careful kids these days are very impressionable they just might run out and pledged to my patreon

    • @James-mi5qt
      @James-mi5qt 4 роки тому +17

      He needs those-that money, he really does, he needs that money for his bills.
      Internet bill, electric bill...

    • @djtoxicdhg
      @djtoxicdhg 4 роки тому +3

      @@James-mi5qt that is 100% a liy

  •  6 років тому +152

    I hope he's more careful when he's driving his escort around in real life.

    • @zack19192
      @zack19192 6 років тому +10

      savage

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu 6 років тому +9

      DSP Tries It: Dating Underaged again.

    • @jack_2000
      @jack_2000 6 років тому +5

      I thought you meant Ford Escort, then I saw the comment is a day old.

    • @thehomiegrindelwald7278
      @thehomiegrindelwald7278 6 років тому +3

      Brent Lee She drives him.. bad back.. gout.. you know hahaha

  • @TheyTookMyFace
    @TheyTookMyFace 6 років тому +165

    "In the United States you cannot drive a car with a wheel on the wrong side"
    literally one google search proves this wrong

    • @kingti85
      @kingti85 5 років тому +3

      LMAO u had to look it up u suck

    • @astendavis6442
      @astendavis6442 4 роки тому +65

      LightlySaltedNuts that’s what the internet is for....

    • @ademetal
      @ademetal 4 роки тому +50

      Correct, same with the UK, American imported cars don't have to have the car converted to right hand drive. Phil's doing what he always does, assuming he's right when he's absolutely wrong.

    • @JimEXP_
      @JimEXP_ 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah I’ve been to car shows with imports. Maybe if he got outta the house lol

    • @Halagini
      @Halagini 2 роки тому +6

      Phil is exactly that kind of person that comes up with bullshit on the spot and defends it as to the death as irrefutable fact. He does it practically every time he opens his mouth.

  • @superxmario128
    @superxmario128 6 років тому +231

    Honestly if Forza didn't have the rewind feature i think he would have trash talked it just as badly as he did this game

    • @DesertFerret7
      @DesertFerret7 6 років тому +28

      Dood! The rock materialized in front of me! The map is bugged! I got robbed!

    • @hush7652
      @hush7652 2 роки тому +6

      I dont know how a person can be bad at forza or need for speed. I wanna see Phil play dirt rally or motorsport

    • @Amitlu
      @Amitlu 2 роки тому +4

      @@hush7652 Phil likes Forza because its easier.. Just look at his current gameplay.

    • @cooksmokeslimmy1718
      @cooksmokeslimmy1718 3 місяці тому

      Exactly y I didn’t watch Forza “TIHYD”
      He stay abusing that feature

  • @boatcaptain6288
    @boatcaptain6288 5 років тому +110

    20:59 One of my pet peeves is when he feigns disgust and resentment towards rich people. Phil just loves to portray himself as "one of us": The working class. The underdog. The little guy. He tries too hard to push this image, not to mention he owns two condos and lives outside Seattle in a gated community. He's not incredibly rich, but he's not "one of us", either.

    • @scarboroughtheog3996
      @scarboroughtheog3996 3 роки тому +6

      What the hell does "one of us" mean... I'm my own person, I don't group with anyone. I have my own opinions and they don't involve the collective know as "one of us"...

    • @thesenate4743
      @thesenate4743 3 роки тому +24

      @@scarboroughtheog3996 in this case "one of us" describes people who work a "normal" job everyday for a "normal" income......
      You dont need to group with them, you are automaticaly grouped with them if the things i mentioned above describe your situation

    • @jasonsgroovemachine
      @jasonsgroovemachine 3 роки тому +7

      Well the thing is I don't think he believes that he is rich. I think he believes that he's barely scraping by just like the rest of us because he doesn't have as much as he thinks he deserves.

    • @Tekner436
      @Tekner436 3 роки тому +15

      @@jasonsgroovemachine he is barely scarping by, he's blowing all his money on mobile games, alcohol and door dash

    • @sukhoifockewulf
      @sukhoifockewulf 2 роки тому

      He's literally in the 1% lol

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 6 років тому +97

    It pisses me off that he blames the game about random cars he can’t avoid yet he could’ve totally avoided them.
    ESPECIALLY when he’s driving on the wrong side of the road.

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 4 роки тому +55

    So... here's what I get out of this. A good racing game should have: no terrain obstacles, no normal traffic despite being "street" racing, police cars are meant to be scenery and should in no way interact with the player, and opponent vehicles should simply cease to operate after any contact with the player vehicle.

    • @Vangror
      @Vangror 2 роки тому +10

      Don't forget, the road should be totally straight so he doesn't have to do any steering

    • @ademetal
      @ademetal 2 роки тому +10

      Also after passing them, they should phase out of existence so that DSP can win.

    • @silvertail7131
      @silvertail7131 2 роки тому +7

      It's really a view into Phil's mind. His idea of challenging is, that he wants the game to, come close to beating him, but never do so. Every situation must have a way he can get out, even after he's dug himself a hole. A game of infinite second chances. Every enemy or opponent halts their killing blow to give him a chance to drive them back, drivers slam on the brakes if they pass him, cop cars after beautifully boxing him into a wall, back off so he can reverse out and keep going, a timer that slows down when he's only got a few seconds left so it, never actually quite runs out. His perfect game would be one which hands you victory every time, but is a little subtle about it so it doesn't openly patronise you.
      The real question is, is this really how he thinks games should be, or is it just the mindset he falls into because he hates challenge and is so allergic to criticism. Every mis-step must be explained... on occassion those explainations are reasonable. Ok, dust thrown up by the cars in front, does make it harder to see. Ok, when the cars trying to stop you, stop you, it does make it harder to get to point B in time. But... that's the game challenge, you can mention it sure... but it comes out as such an excuse... you can't blame me... the game clearly made me lose. I swear if he played a computer at chess he'd declare it wasn't his fault he lost... because it's designed to keep him from winning... because it's designed to try and win itself.

    • @dittm3r
      @dittm3r 11 місяців тому

      ​@@silvertail7131was that three paragraphs? damn

    • @PearFinch
      @PearFinch 10 місяців тому +1

      @@silvertail7131 Overanalyzing it chief

  • @bbuster4102
    @bbuster4102 6 років тому +84

    17:05 apparently wanting a car to look nice and perform well on the race track translates to "I feel inadequate about myself" in Phil's mind. He needs to stop pretending he knows something about cars (which he obviously doesn't).

    • @bbuster4102
      @bbuster4102 6 років тому +23

      That's why every time he plays a racing game, he goes straight for the BMW.

    • @deniss9467
      @deniss9467 6 років тому +14

      "It's literally a buyer's market for cars."

  • @shroudedenigma8607
    @shroudedenigma8607 2 роки тому +33

    These types of games are the best for Dave to play, since there's absolutely no way his stream chat can hold his hold throughout the entire game. Sodium levels go through the roof as a result and we love to see it.

  • @nightowl3582
    @nightowl3582 6 років тому +152

    Uh. . .right side drive cars aren't illegal in the US. Unusual, but not illegal.

    • @Jukkaimaru
      @Jukkaimaru 6 років тому +10

      It's a common enough assumption that I'm not too surprised he thinks that. ...I'm a bit more surprised that, from what I could tell, he apparently has never even *heard* of right-hand-drive cars before. XD

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 6 років тому +5

      Left side driving countries are the unusual ones.

    • @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333
      @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333 6 років тому +9

      "Driving a right hand drive vehicle is not illegal and there is no (monetary) penalty. Newer vehicles will have to pass modern U.S. safety standards but classic automobiles won't require any modification.
      The main issue is that they are impractical. Passing vehicles on a two lane road would be exceedingly difficult and dangerous as you would be unable to see if there was any oncoming traffic until you were almost fully in the oncoming lane.
      Additional problems would be utilizing any sort of drive-up convenience such as toll booths, restaurant drive up windows, atm machines, or bank teller windows unless you have a passenger who is capable of handling your business for you."
      www.quora.com/Whats-the-penalty-for-driving-a-right-handed-car-in-the-U-S

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 6 років тому +1

      'Right-Hand-Drive'

    • @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333
      @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333 5 років тому +1

      @Ayy Yo
      Yeah. They have drive thru liquor stores in some places.

  • @CaptainCanuck1975
    @CaptainCanuck1975 6 років тому +137

    The girl who drives a BMW was "born with a silver spoon in her mouth." Didn't you drive a Beamer for several years, DSP?
    He mentions Burnout at one point. There's a rumor that a remastered version of Burnout Paradise is coming out in March 2018 for PS4 and Xbox One. I hope it's true.
    I see DSP still blames the game for putting cars in his way when he's driving in the wrong lane.

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 6 років тому +5

      I think I'd prefer a newer and better Burnout game than a remaster of a dated one.

    •  6 років тому +13

      DSP is a "professional gamer" yet he said he's never played Burnout or the NFS Underground games, arguably the most popular racing games of the 2000s.

    • @CaptainCanuck1975
      @CaptainCanuck1975 6 років тому +2

      Agreed, but I won't turn my nose up at a remaster.

    • @DaButthead
      @DaButthead 6 років тому +11

      But he was too busy getting 4th place in PS1 Super Turbo at EVO dood.

    • @ThingsOnDemand
      @ThingsOnDemand 6 років тому +10

      Captain Canuck it's also extremely likely that phil attended a private high school. in addition, i don't think he's ever talked about owing on student loans - if his parents paid for at minimum four years of university that puts his family firmly in upper middle class. he's got no right to say a word about silver spoons.

  • @johnnyzen4282
    @johnnyzen4282 4 роки тому +28

    *Drives straight into a car you can see a quarter mile down the road.
    *Blames the game for spawning the car in front of him.

  • @shroudedenigma8607
    @shroudedenigma8607 2 роки тому +17

    *Activates nitrous while drifting*
    "DOOOOD I CAN'T CONTROL MY CAR"

  • @sethbishop6890
    @sethbishop6890 6 років тому +51

    1:52:50 I wish I could watch this over and over on a loop. 😂 The next couple minutes are GOLD after that rock and oh my gah the look on Phil's face kills me lol

    • @lemfandango
      @lemfandango 2 роки тому +19

      They put a ROCK in the middle of the ROAD

  • @TooBokoo
    @TooBokoo 6 років тому +68

    Racing games are, especially, fun to watch Phil play. He's always so busy watching stream chat that he ends up crashing four million times and then squeals that the mechanics suck!

  • @leannaburnell1745
    @leannaburnell1745 6 років тому +10

    3:17:16 I fucking died. It sounds like "BLUGABLUGAHOWFAR AHEAD SHE JUSTGAWT"

  • @SilentMott
    @SilentMott 4 роки тому +82

    I love how hard Phil tries to sound tolerant and sensitive to other cultures but goes so far he claims any Mexican or black sounding name is racist. As if naming a Mexican character Jose is totally out of line. What the fuck are they supposed to name him, Barry? Its racist to think any cultural name is racist sounding.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 5 місяців тому +2

      He ws just an immature 35 year old, now he's grown. Nothing he could do

  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 4 роки тому +29

    Need for Greed: Chargeback.

  • @MetatronAD
    @MetatronAD 6 років тому +37

    "You were nothing but talk." I like to think that Leanna said the same thing to Phil before she left for good xD

  • @andersonaldo1340
    @andersonaldo1340 6 років тому +43

    Im ashamed to admit I watched the entire raw playthrough and genuinely every moment of his playthrough would be valid in this video. Its hilariously tragic lets play

  • @thehomiegrindelwald7278
    @thehomiegrindelwald7278 6 років тому +81

    I've always felt Phil made a deal with the devil for whatever "accomplishments" or "popularity" he's gotten. I don't think he read the fine print though. Lol

    • @ThingsOnDemand
      @ThingsOnDemand 5 років тому +18

      if that's the case then i wish Satan would get off his ass and collect already

    • @MrVuckFiacom
      @MrVuckFiacom 3 роки тому +8

      Fr it's basically a black mirror episode except much more underwhelming.

    • @SpicyGelato98
      @SpicyGelato98 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂💀

  • @Ramirez77
    @Ramirez77 6 років тому +40

    I always laugh so hard when DSP says "Why does the game spawn cars and stuff in front of me and the AI never hit anything." I would love to just tell him. The AI is doing something called looking ahead and turning, maybe he should try it sometime.

    • @SouthernR0cker4Life
      @SouthernR0cker4Life 6 років тому +10

      He's worse on Motorcycles. Go watch the fails on the O.G. Loc mission Catch and Kill Freddie from GTASA and No Love Lost from GTA IV. One time, during the O.G Mission, he got the bike glitched in a dumpster.

  • @Lanadra
    @Lanadra 5 років тому +37

    >Everything went wrong on UA-cam
    >I make literally no money on UA-cam
    >Still turns game music off to avoid UA-cam Content ID

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 роки тому +3

      And now its
      >Everything went wrong on Twitch
      >Has to crawl back to youtube
      >Despite always saying he was barely scraping by on Twitch, he was "making good money", which he's lost now that he's back at youtube
      There will never be a greener pasture for pigroach.

  • @srivatsan274
    @srivatsan274 6 років тому +35

    Dsp tries it: Teaching Spanish and making unfunny toilet jokes. Ladies and gentlemen, applaud for this manbaby.

  • @LUX711
    @LUX711 2 роки тому +13

    “The steering wheel is on the wrong side that’s not street legal you can’t drive that in the United States “
    Smoothbrain has never heard of RHD conversions or importing into the US from other countries.
    Not surprised 62IQ hard at work.

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 6 місяців тому

      He’s never even seen a MAIL TRUCK, has he?

  • @5TailFox
    @5TailFox 6 років тому +26

    10:43 Well, somebody better tell all those postal workers about that whole "steering wheel on the wrong side of the car" thing. Because _they_ drive around like that all the time!

  • @jameswolfstar
    @jameswolfstar 3 роки тому +35

    Watching PigRoach rant against UA-cam given his current situation of having to crawl back to them is priceless

    • @DerichndofCoomland
      @DerichndofCoomland 3 роки тому +8

      And the current shitting on twitch is going to be funny when he crawls back to them again........or at least tries to.

  • @htorres920
    @htorres920 6 років тому +75

    Kids with their parents credit cards need to be stopped.

  • @abesmissioncontrol2013
    @abesmissioncontrol2013 6 років тому +66

    Take a drink every time Phil says, "This game sucks."

    • @thegreatpisquaddle2720
      @thegreatpisquaddle2720 3 роки тому +19

      I started this drinking game and ended up in Mexico missing a kidney. I made it 15 minutes....

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 6 років тому +57

    It is mind-blowing how bad he is at avoiding other cars on the road. Who woulda guessed that you run the risk of hitting oncoming traffic by driving on the wrong side of the road?
    I don't know how much more of this I can take -_-

    • @ctuagent247
      @ctuagent247 2 роки тому

      I'm glad he's a shut-in, he would kill someone on the road.

  • @Lobsterwithinternet
    @Lobsterwithinternet 6 років тому +53

    "Buckle up, buckaroos!!"
    *runs over Vidar*

  • @itypethetruthnobshere8975
    @itypethetruthnobshere8975 6 років тому +46

    There is nothing illegal about driving a right-hand-drive vehicle in the US; in fact, many postal carriers in rural areas drive such vehicles so that they do not have to get out of their cars when delivering mail.
    a simple google search

    • @dakotavanleer3859
      @dakotavanleer3859 6 років тому

      Supreme Bape Very true that's why my Mom bought one as well to make it easier to do her job.

  • @igortomas3776
    @igortomas3776 6 років тому +306

    His commentary is god awful.

    • @GothicXlightning
      @GothicXlightning 6 років тому +23

      As ALWAYS

    • @Majokodomo
      @Majokodomo 6 років тому +22

      Awful? It's practically NON-EXISTENT!
      >.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 6 років тому +45

      First it starts with awful commentary and bad jokes and ends with raging and complaining.

    • @igortomas3776
      @igortomas3776 6 років тому +1

      Keep telling yourself Axel.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 6 років тому +12

      Bros. 1:52:50 is fucking comedy gold. I wish I could watch it on a loop for hours haha the look on his face when he hits that rock. Just perfect xD

  • @spaceghost8886
    @spaceghost8886 2 роки тому +8

    I really enjoy the part where he’s trying to learn to drift, fails to grasp the concept as a whole, starts getting passive-aggressive with the chat for trying to help him, then fails to understand situational use of the brake/handbrake.
    Very cathartic for me lol

  • @cenafan216
    @cenafan216 6 років тому +15

    Needs a counter for every time he claims a car "materialized in front of him" when it clearly didn't.

  • @zksaint
    @zksaint 4 роки тому +21

    8:50 that is going to be gold one day. The time will come when he will have to show up in court or get a job and he will have to wear a suit and luckily, you'll have that clip.

  • @topazfox
    @topazfox 6 років тому +10

    Does he not know that a Black Mamba is a snake species?

  • @limeyfigdet7460
    @limeyfigdet7460 4 роки тому +20

    That "cheering war" was pretty annoying, especially in light of the 40K mobile game scandal.

  • @N1xon45
    @N1xon45 Рік тому +12

    Imagine how he drives in real life with his little noodle arms and literally not understanding that cars have brakes.

    • @haaxxx9
      @haaxxx9 Рік тому +5

      This is a guy who spend over 30K for a BMW and didn't know how much the monthly payment cost and maintenance cost if you don't do the work by yourself. I bet you DSP don't even know how to do an oil change for his car that is the most easiest thing to do when it comes to engine maintenance. It's literary requires some Jack stands that can hold the weight of the car along side of the jackstand, The recommended Motor oil/Funnel/Oil filter for the car and a drain catch pan.
      Run the car for around 5 minutes to let the fluids inside gets hot and flows better in/out then turn it off after 5 minutes of use to be adequate enough to get the oil out properly, Jack up the car and put the jackstands below that is not going to pierce though any fragile material besides stiff and dense metal, open up the hood and verify you have the correct oil and quantity via the car engine cap and car instructions manual, if it's correct then proceed to go underneath the jacked up car along side with the oil filter and catch pan and verify is the correct oil filter and what kind of mm socket/wrench you need to to drain the oil (Usually it tells you right on the bolt itself), if all of the verification is correct and you have the right tools go ahead and grab the right tools for the oil drain pan bolt and slowly start twisting it off and let the catch pan be a little over the center of the drain pan due to how the flow of the oil will go and how fast it will be seeping out (And very hot too!), wait for about 10 to 15 minutes of the dirty engine oil to drain to the point you can barely see it dripping within some good seconds lengths between oil drip from the drain pan, Once you done slowly (And without dragging) the oil catch pan out of the way and seal it with either a empty jug container once it get's cold enough to not melt the plastic or be too hot to touch for the hot glass (If you have a dedicated catch pan with it's own drainer for easier access then you can wipe all the excess oil off it to not make a huge mess and seal it back up once you're done with it and store it till you can properly dispose of the old engine oil), go back underneath the car and seal the drain pan back up with the same bolt you done before and make sure it's tight enough to the point you can firmly break the tension with some force to it and *NEVER TRY TO OVERTIGHTEN THE BOLT ONCE IT'S BEEN SNUGLLY TIGHT WITH A FEW GOOD AMMOUNT OF FORCE THAT IS FRIM,* check the engine oil filter placement and try to twist it with your hands since it's big enough to be twisted off if you don't have oil on it (If not then there is a special tool that you can buy for oil filters that's around $10 to buy if you can't get it off properly so it's super cheep to buy), once you twist it off verify that it's identical from the old engine filter and if it's the same filter with size and length then you put new motor oil on the seal gasket on the oil filter and put on the new engine oil filter on and firmly tight it around the same way like you did with the drain pan bolt, double check your work to makes sure all of the bolts and parts you taken off are nice and firm with no play at all and once that is all squared away you slide underneath the car and go back to your engine department, double check the instruction manual and quarts of engine oil you have for your car to be the correct amount since you don't want to overflow your engine and seize it up (Going over a little or a bit too much isn't the end of the world, most of the time it will run just fine if you add .2 more or less quarts from the new engine oil, just don't go over or under .5 and you're going to experience some delay from the engine under heavy load or worse), once you get the recommended amount of oil of the car engine it's just basic math of subtracting from the fresh engine oil bottle quarts measurement (If the car engine takes 4.5 quarts of engine oil and you bought a bottle of 5 quarts then you should have about .5 quarts left in the bottle. It doesn't have to be exactly but you want it to be close enough as possible.), once that done start pouring the fresh oil inside the engine with the funnel that you got (If you don't even have a funnel then holy shit that is cheap, 75 cents cheep!) to make pouring into the engine easier for you without too much spilling and losing oil in the process, if everything goes to plan you should about the remaining quarts you have if you did your math and you can close the engine oil seepage with the engine cap that you should have, check everything once again with the engine cap being tight/dip stick is not damage/engine oil filter and pan isn't leaking of any oil at all and if everything is good it's FINNALY time to warp it up! Close your bonnet and use your jack to lift up the car to get the jack stands off the car and SLOWLY lift down the jack itself (Doing it too fast will not only damage the body and components of the car but also yourself how seriously fast if you let it down without any control), put all your tools back and dispose of the old engine oil and filter properly and last check everything that you work on once again to see if anything leaking or off and if everything correct start up your car and let it idle for about 5 minutes to get all that fresh oil inside the engine system and if no warning lights pop up then you're all good to go! *VERY LASTLY* if your car have a built-in maintenance schedule that is apart of the oil change life you want to reset the millage on that category so if something goes wrong with your car that is beyond your control or don't have the knowledge or time to fix something on your car that a mechanic can do they won't poster you with "Looks like you haven't change your oil in a while, can I do the oil change while I work the other parts of the car as well?" which is nice to them to consider it but it cost a bit more money that you already spend that unnecessary to do so. And that's just about it to change your oil and holy shit this took me an hour to type with thinking about how to changing your oil for your car!
      But yeah, DSP basically don't know ANYTHING about cars but just to put gas in it and watch it. I bet he will blame the car entirely because "WHAT?! MY ENGINE SEISED UP BECAUSE I DIDN'T CHANGE THE OIL IN MY CAR IN YEARS AND NOW IT'S NEEDS A NEW ENGINE THAT COST NEALY 10K FROM THE DEALERSHIP! YOU SOLD ME A PEICE OF SHIT!" *...Oh wait.*

  • @TheDrunkLawyer
    @TheDrunkLawyer 2 роки тому +36

    The swiftness with which he addresses a characters race after being introduced to him really shows you can take the jokes from the racist but you can’t take the racism from this joker

  • @TheJSRF001
    @TheJSRF001 6 років тому +20

    I think Phil might be legally blind.
    There is no fucking way someone could actually miss the shit he's missed.

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 3 роки тому +5

      The game sucks if the rocks don't dive out of the way

    • @NFKTN
      @NFKTN 3 роки тому +4

      also has a reaction time of a potato

  • @TheChrisPhoenix
    @TheChrisPhoenix 6 років тому +76

    I honestly don't know what Phil is worse at , stealth or racing in games? Seriously!

    • @helgestegemoen73
      @helgestegemoen73 6 років тому +8

      Difficult question. I watched his drifting in this game, and thought this would be easy to answer. But then at watched TIHYDP MGS2 :D

    • @SouthernR0cker4Life
      @SouthernR0cker4Life 6 років тому +5

      I'm far from being the best Drifter, but I'm still way better than he is.

    • @nothingforgrantedPS23
      @nothingforgrantedPS23 5 років тому +5

      I'm going with Racing. Shit ton of restarts lol.

    • @TheChrisPhoenix
      @TheChrisPhoenix 4 роки тому +7

      @@jercanalinalexandru "Oh cahm on dood, it's not my fault right? I'm positive right? The trolls urge on my depression."

    • @The.Nasty.
      @The.Nasty. 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao very true, he turns stealth games into PVE Fortnite.

  • @TristanMCN
    @TristanMCN Рік тому +13

    Glad to have you back dood.
    This tihydp deserves to be treasured.

  • @TheBaconpunch
    @TheBaconpunch 5 років тому +22

    He was on fire on this one. Wildly offensive, inappropriate, vulgar and immature. Awesome!

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Рік тому

      yeah not even few mins into it. racist. misoginistic. doesnt know the law.
      and generic dumbass crashing into every fucking thing on the road.

  • @cenafan216
    @cenafan216 6 років тому +73

    2:06:42 - 2:06:48
    2:11:09 - 2:11:15
    Lol these need to be used in every TIHYDP and DSP Tries It.
    *So* many times they could be used.

    • @cenafan216
      @cenafan216 6 років тому +3

      "This Is How You Don't Play"
      As seen in the title

    • @cenafan216
      @cenafan216 6 років тому +6

      Not really "the latest" considering it's been around for years now. Also didn't realize using acronyms made you a virgin. Interesting.
      Is 2 hours in over a month a long time..?
      I'm confused.

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 6 років тому

      You my good sir, are amusing as fuck

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 6 років тому +7

      Axel Janes what a piece of shit you are. Dude answers your question and you insult him. You remind me of a certain gamer darksidesomethingorother

  • @hectorwilson663
    @hectorwilson663 6 років тому +31

    Was wondering what TIHYDP you were making. I have heard tales of the salt, now it's time to see if it was all true. Love your work, looking forward to binging this today

  • @Tikondrys
    @Tikondrys 6 років тому +22

    1:24 I died at this scene.
    I'm happy that you keep up the TIHYDP train going Outsyder, thanks for doing the gods work.

    • @prosperous7243
      @prosperous7243 6 років тому +1

      Seriously though this is god's work

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 6 років тому +31

    Phil wouldn't last a minute in NFS Underground's drift challenges--he should be thankful that hitting walls doesn't take his points away here.

  • @johnnyzen4282
    @johnnyzen4282 4 роки тому +6

    The irony of DSP, who owned a BMW, talking shit about a videogame character who owns a BMW is insane. At least the girl in this game can make her payments and doesn't need to sell hers....

  • @IvanSensei88
    @IvanSensei88 6 років тому +28

    Dude they kill-they cheated again.. (His Excusobot.exe was set on Dark Souls for a second but then fixed it to nfs)

  • @hinglemccringleberry76
    @hinglemccringleberry76 7 місяців тому +1

    Gotta admire Phil’s innovative racing technique. Not many think to start inside, completely miss the apex, and hit the nearest wall/guardrail/armored car

  • @CM2K00
    @CM2K00 6 років тому +35

    As a Need for Speed fan and a car enthusiast... this hurts to watch.

    • @prosperous7243
      @prosperous7243 6 років тому +2

      CM2K hurts so bad... 20 levels under the recommended level and he is complaining when cars pass him... idiot

    • @SkylineFreak888
      @SkylineFreak888 Рік тому

      You're not alone

  • @Zfymaalcam76
    @Zfymaalcam76 6 років тому +4

    Terrible gameplay while trying to Force ”stereotypical racism” jokes, perverted jokes that comes off as unfunny and constant annoying, illogical rants with ”Great Word use”. THIS... is a successful #TIHYDP video i’ve been wanting. We’ve been wanting.
    Thank you for giving us a video you’ve tortured yourself in making, *0utsnyder* 😆👍 looking forward to more of your work in the future (much like others that made TIHYDPs)
    It was a perfect sum-up on his playthrough on this game!

  • @Snake22091
    @Snake22091 6 років тому +39

    I love DSP's "REE DIVERSITY IS STOOPID" stance, anything resembling different from "generic person" is bad, having some recognizable characters isn't for the sake of diversity quotas and SJW bullshit.
    Honestly though my favorite part was DSP trying to correct the Spanish with his own (terrible) Spanish, as if he knows ANYTHING about it.

    • @michaelscott-joynt3215
      @michaelscott-joynt3215 4 роки тому +13

      @Felipe M. Nothing about SJWs has become irrelevant. The correct term here is progressive, and this game abuses stereotypes. The writing and lack of quality makes it painfully clear they and the story didn't come from artists and writers with an interesting vision. The game reeks of an attitude to steer away from being too white, male, and bro. It's clearly trying to make a social appeal. It's not bad to take a unique direction, it's bad when you lack creativity, integrity, and let your work suffer because you care more about marketing rather than appealing to, you know, gamers. Accordingly, critics trashed this game.

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 3 роки тому

      @@michaelscott-joynt3215 Of course, I don't imagine most people play a NFS game for the story, so what really matters is good gameplay. Of course, I don't really play driving games besides Driver: San Francisco, so I can't determine if this game's driving is good just based on Phil's terrible driving skills.

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 2 роки тому

      @MEERKATINC'S BLACK DETRACTOR CALVINS #bigups To each their own! Besides, as I said, racing games aren't my thing.

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 2 роки тому +1

      @MEERKATINC'S BLACK DETRACTOR CALVINS #bigups I actually want to give The Crew 2 a shot. I watched Nerd³ do the whole roadtrip across America with MATN and someone else who's channel-name I am blanking on. The highlight of the series was a Pornhub-branded monster truck trying to drive all the way up and around the. Isn't it the St. Louis Arch?

  • @dennisflonasal
    @dennisflonasal 2 роки тому +4

    ‘Liquid shit in someone’s mouth and throat’ no scat fetish here guys

  • @boatcaptain6288
    @boatcaptain6288 5 років тому +11

    2:50:24 This is how you throw a tantrum in a racing game.

  • @jacobisaacs600
    @jacobisaacs600 5 років тому +17

    1:10:56 how did he not see that truck before hitting it. If Phil has a driver’s license I’m scared for us all

  • @rickym6301
    @rickym6301 3 роки тому +7

    2:05:20 that reaction time is insanely bad

  • @TifaLuva
    @TifaLuva 6 років тому +20

    This is proof that Phil is just bad at every game. It's never his fault, most players run into the same thing he does, they learn and adapt and laugh about it. They don't blame everything on everyone else....

  • @charliebrownsconscience8775
    @charliebrownsconscience8775 2 роки тому +9

    Seeing Phil crash and get pissed never gets old.

  • @Stanley42069
    @Stanley42069 6 років тому +4

    That fucking truck, must be a detractor.

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 6 років тому +12

    God it’s been a while since I’ve watched TIHYDPs since the SOK disbandment (Fuck Fred), only watching David Davidson, but I’m glad I’m back to watching these.
    Keep going, my man!

  • @dakotavanleer3859
    @dakotavanleer3859 6 років тому +12

    This is a great Birthday present thanks Outsyder.

  • @luluknighty1044
    @luluknighty1044 4 роки тому +6

    Love how he’s talking about what’s illegal. Btw, I live in Washington and I drive a right handed vehicle for work.

    • @luluknighty1044
      @luluknighty1044 4 роки тому +3

      Richard Crow ... really? Ok, riddle me this then, if it’s illegal to drive a right handed vehicle here, a law, why is it that mail delivery vehicles, government vehicles, are usually right handed? You sir are just as ignorant as he is, spouting shit that you didn’t look up, can’t back up, and know nothing about.

    • @luluknighty1044
      @luluknighty1044 4 роки тому +2

      Richard Crow do a little due diligence next time you want to be taken seriously.

  • @Crumbsu
    @Crumbsu 6 років тому +10

    The slow motion parts are hilarious

  • @boatcaptain6288
    @boatcaptain6288 5 років тому +11

    Apparently he believes that once he's ahead, his opponents should never be able to catch up.
    He said in the beginning that he's not good at racing games, yet all his complaints suggest that he's playing perfectly and the game's cheating.

  • @electricconor
    @electricconor 4 роки тому +29

    He talks an awful lot about gay stuff...

    • @bpa5721
      @bpa5721 3 роки тому +6

      Well, he likes to watch men in speedos wrestle with each other.. so..

    • @user-se2nn2sn6c
      @user-se2nn2sn6c Рік тому

      He talks about dicks and balls more than any gay guy i've known

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 Рік тому +1

      @@bpa5721 oiled up too

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 4 роки тому +9

    I'm canadian and never heard anyone say "Nevoda" it's always been Nevada"

  • @jeen-yus2926
    @jeen-yus2926 6 років тому +18

    Fine detractor work my friend you're doing God's work

  • @fabianvillanueva756
    @fabianvillanueva756 4 місяці тому +1

    Every so often i come back to this TIHYDP and every time i laugh my ass off, legendary playtrough

  • @ademetal
    @ademetal 4 роки тому +4

    Jesus, he takes corners way too wide, slow down, hug the turn, then accelerate on the straights, it's not rocket science.

  • @Sir_Catnip
    @Sir_Catnip 6 років тому +7

    I love when Pigroach starts a game off in a good mood seal laughing cuz u KNOW he's about to start sucking as usual and getting pissy while blaming a game developer lol

  • @DreySlayking
    @DreySlayking 3 роки тому +5

    I can't help but keep coming back to this "playthrough", lol!

  • @Lightspeedloser_
    @Lightspeedloser_ Рік тому +2

    Oh boy 3 hours of Phil crashing directly into cars and saying it’s bullshit

  • @brightsydebill8410
    @brightsydebill8410 5 років тому +4

    “Fuck everyone and everything that doesn’t agree with me” “if people could be nice to me, if people could give me a f***ing break.”

  • @wyattweeks9314
    @wyattweeks9314 3 роки тому +6

    His attitude changed quick fast when those bits came in, pos

  • @strangestrategies1118
    @strangestrategies1118 6 років тому +6

    This man has gone through life thinking that NOTHING was ever his fault. The arrogance, the bitterness, the way he talks about/approaches everything. Worst human being in the youtube gaming community.

    • @ThingsOnDemand
      @ThingsOnDemand 6 років тому

      Strange Strategies imagine living your life knowing hundreds of people are awaiting your public downfall with baited breath. and on top of that you're not even rich, famous or powerful.

  • @srlefevre1
    @srlefevre1 4 роки тому +6

    DSP when the other cars are faster than him: "DOOOD WHY DO THEY NEVER CRASH????"
    DSP when other cars crash into him: "DOOOD WHY ARE THEY CRASHING INTO ME??????"

  • @assrapedsydephil9514
    @assrapedsydephil9514 4 роки тому +8

    Theres so many things he said in this video that he would not say today and its only 2 years

  • @tundrarunner4951
    @tundrarunner4951 6 років тому +7

    "So we're all back here driving normally, and this guy's way ahead!"
    Uhhh...isn't that what the guy is supposed to do when he's in the lead.

  • @charliebrownsconscience8775
    @charliebrownsconscience8775 Рік тому +12

    Thank God this TIHYDP is back.

  • @youdontknowmegigna
    @youdontknowmegigna Рік тому +3

    "RUBBERBANDING!!"
    No, you've just allowed yourself to drop to 80mph whereas the A.I. is still maintaining 110+.

  • @FreddyChoppins
    @FreddyChoppins 3 роки тому +5

    14:22 "I swear to God I've never heard anybody say Nevada"
    Well, you never leave your house so how would you?

  • @twikki9071
    @twikki9071 2 роки тому +5

    Apparently traffic doesn’t exist in Phil’s crazy world.

  • @jeffdidnot
    @jeffdidnot 6 років тому +16

    1:57:50 WHY AM I TOXIC?