10 Items I Never Showed You | Ashens

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 18 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,5 тис.

  • @richardfarrer5616
    @richardfarrer5616 4 роки тому +1176

    "One of the worst designs of a sweet I've seen" - says the man who has tasted Jar Jar Binks's tongue.

    • @TechnoSinister
      @TechnoSinister 4 роки тому +54

      I mean at least it looked like Jar Jar

    • @alexthering6615
      @alexthering6615 4 роки тому +6

      He know where stands on that

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 роки тому +30

      One of the worst. That one was the worst

    • @mhetralla
      @mhetralla 4 роки тому +14

      Allow him to forget.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, at this point he could get a lot of mileage out of "That's the second worst/ugliest/etc sweet I've ever seen!" Because Jar Jar will always be the worst.

  • @GenericMcName
    @GenericMcName 4 роки тому +446

    This video made me remember Ashens hasn't blow-torched cheap tat in a while.

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog 4 роки тому +66

      His doctor probably told him to stop huffing plastic fumes

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 4 роки тому +10

      He's not allowed to do that anymore....

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 роки тому +15

      @Leonard Persin His landlord or his doctor, in all likelihood.

    • @QuiltyExperience
      @QuiltyExperience 4 роки тому +22

      iirc the blowtorch disappearing had something to do with demonetization? blowtorches too violent for 2021 toddler youtube

  • @artinyyk
    @artinyyk 4 роки тому +978

    If this becomes a regular series, "10 Items I Never Showed You", might be the most easily repeatable format. Think of all the things Ashens' has never showed us.

    • @trippcailean9594
      @trippcailean9594 4 роки тому +105

      and it works as an onlyfans series as well

    • @matahari9858
      @matahari9858 4 роки тому +6

      mercy

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 4 роки тому +47

      @@trippcailean9594 asshens?

    • @kurowasanabe
      @kurowasanabe 4 роки тому +11

      I'd rather not think of that, if you don't mind.

    • @abeherbert6603
      @abeherbert6603 4 роки тому +52

      This week on "10 Items I Never Showed You": A credit card that expired in 1997! My favourite camping chair! The thing I keep locked in my attic!

  • @TheRetroFuture
    @TheRetroFuture 4 роки тому +1543

    I want an ashens yo-yo with a sad onion on it

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 4 роки тому +79

      Sad onion Funko pop

    • @Stevo_1985
      @Stevo_1985 4 роки тому +2

      Hey cool video with the six modded GameBoys dude! Nice work :D

    • @justanotherpiccplayer3511
      @justanotherpiccplayer3511 4 роки тому +3

      Sick sad onion merch yasss

    • @niallscottanimation
      @niallscottanimation 4 роки тому +8

      @@heggy_69 an Ashens funko pop for the sickest irony

    • @richardeadon6396
      @richardeadon6396 4 роки тому +5

      @@niallscottanimation Perhaps the only funko I'd actually want

  • @DamnedSilly
    @DamnedSilly 4 роки тому +372

    I seem to recall that in the original "Call of Cthulhu" rpg damage was listed as "Cthulhu will kill 1-3 characters per turn..."

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r 4 роки тому +20

      If that's true it's amazing

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 4 роки тому +111

      ​@@bl4cksp1d3r Yup, it's true, I believe it was specifically that he eats that many per round. He also does (depending on dice rolls) up to 200 sanity damage per turn, when the player maximum is 100 normally. One later sourcebook added the rule that, if you were playing in a time period that had them, hitting Cthulhu with a nuclear bomb would only result in him regenerating an hour later, now lethally radioactive on top of all the other shit.
      He was intended to be a game ender. All of the greater Mythos beings were, because one of the biggest themes in the original Mythos was that in the end, you were never really going to make a difference against these alien godlike beings.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 4 роки тому +45

      @@passingrando6457 OK, I get that choice thematically... but that's kind of overlooking the part where, in the original story, Cthulu was driven off by spearing him with a ship's prow. He actually went down pretty easily, compared to your typical kaiju. Sure, he just went back to sleep, but that's still kicking the can down the road by a few centuries at least.

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 4 роки тому +63

      @@jasonblalock4429 Except he wasn't driven off by the ship, it just sailed through him. Go back and read it, Cthulhu's head was mostly reformed by the time he looked back. He basically shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleep afterwards. Lovecraft responded to a similar question to yours in a letter, basically asking "would you bother waking fully to get up and chase a gnat that bit you while you were napping?"
      Admittedly, humans don't pop like a jelly-filled water balloon, but he regenerates from literally everything. He doesn't need durability, he's like a sea cucumber and the T-1000 terminator fucked.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 4 роки тому +22

      Thankfully, Narwhals protect us from him.

  • @shaheedk.3386
    @shaheedk.3386 4 роки тому +190

    The art on the "Sticky" wrestlers packaging, looks less like they're wrestling and more like they are in the throes of sensual love.

    • @micahreid5553
      @micahreid5553 4 роки тому +23

      Yes, professional wrestling.

    • @BenderdickCumbersnatch
      @BenderdickCumbersnatch 3 роки тому +9

      What, Shaheed? You DON'T think professional wrestling look like men making love already?

    • @herpnderpn2484
      @herpnderpn2484 3 роки тому +8

      They apparently spoon at the end lending further credence to this theory.

    • @owenneufeld4922
      @owenneufeld4922 3 роки тому +7

      why do you think they are sticky

    • @MomDoer-qc7iw
      @MomDoer-qc7iw 3 роки тому

      not really, one of the images is a choke

  • @Tamaracade
    @Tamaracade 4 роки тому +510

    That Harry Potter thing looks like a section of a diseased lung. That great taste of emphysema!

    • @KingKaiju_76
      @KingKaiju_76 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you, this one comment alone just made my day😂😂😂😂

    • @MazeFrame
      @MazeFrame 4 роки тому +6

      TIL how a diseased lung looks like

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 4 роки тому +9

      eyy we got an Ashens celebrity here!
      that thing seriously grossed me out too, like they couldn't have just dyed it a more palatable color?

    • @sebbi_d
      @sebbi_d 4 роки тому +24

      My first thought was it looks like a placenta. Almost like Joanne was trying to spread her biological essentialism through the medium of licenced sugar products.

    • @mstcrow5429
      @mstcrow5429 4 роки тому

      Not grey and black enough.

  • @Space_Reptile
    @Space_Reptile 4 роки тому +325

    "its not far out of date"
    followed immideatly by
    "im gonna bite the dogs bum"
    Oh ashens, never change

    • @gregwilliams9122
      @gregwilliams9122 4 роки тому +6

      Have ordered that Ghostbusters incense burner - must have it! It's a pre-order presently...

    • @Xeidasx
      @Xeidasx 3 роки тому +2

      It's the only way they learn

  • @minidisque
    @minidisque 4 роки тому +67

    i like the that you actually went through the effort to register that URL and make an easter egg video just for a small gag

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa 4 роки тому +9

      It was a nice little easter egg.

  • @Frozenfuture
    @Frozenfuture 4 роки тому +42

    The fact that Ashens actually got the domain of that yoyo website and made it a joke link to a trailer for his movie is bloody genius XD

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 4 роки тому +795

    Proof there is no tat too pointless to appear in an Ashens video.
    THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
      I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear az

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 4 роки тому +4

      "THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
      "Just tell me about the sad onions 😄"
      "THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
      "Okay, but how does that 40yo Fanta taste? 😁"
      "THERE IS N"
      "Sorry to interrupt, it's just I've spotted a crown...and it looks like it's inflatable! 😃"
      "PLEASE LEAVE"

    • @PPGIRL420
      @PPGIRL420 4 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku oh my god shut up

    • @SsnakeBite
      @SsnakeBite 4 роки тому +7

      Mate, this channel started with Ashens reviewing a half-broken LCD game in a cheap plastic casing pretending to be a PSP. If anything the more pointless the tat, the more it belongs here.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 4 роки тому +1

      Did you say tattoo?

  • @jubuttib
    @jubuttib 4 роки тому +34

    That promotional yoyo looks like it might be a proper Playmaxx ProYo II. They were quite popular as promotional items in the late 90s (the model came out in 96) due to the design (the sides were easy to print and change for whatever branding you wanted), but they're also a legit good yoyo. Multiple world records for solid axle yoyos were made with those things.

  • @ZeusTheIrritable
    @ZeusTheIrritable 4 роки тому +212

    The website on that Yo-Yo just says: "O No You Got A Virus M8" and then there's a link that says "Lol just kidding". It leads to the trailer for Stuart's new movie.

    • @Sirdeathvids
      @Sirdeathvids 4 роки тому +56

      He must have bought the domain of the website just to advertise the movie, smart thinking on his part

    • @saint23thomas
      @saint23thomas 4 роки тому +34

      While friendfactory dot couk is just an Ashens easter egg, friendfactory dot com is trip to the edge of the uncanny valley.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 роки тому +3

      Update: It now just gives a 404 proceed with care

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog 4 роки тому +96

    The 'sushi' keyrings are riceballs. The 'odd-colored' one is a rice ball grilled in (usually) soy sauce. Delicious as hell to be fair!

    • @Dasyati
      @Dasyati 4 роки тому +11

      The thing about delicious looking fake food ornaments, they always just make me wish I had the real thing

    • @Howdyasdo
      @Howdyasdo 3 роки тому +4

      I think they are called onigiri

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue 2 роки тому

      @@KKHell except a deep fried mars bar

    • @smithintern-tainment7868
      @smithintern-tainment7868 Рік тому

      I thought it was those fish eggs

    • @grimplays3781
      @grimplays3781 Місяць тому

      rice balls? if TV taught me anything as kid then those were jelly donuts!

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 4 роки тому +130

    Using a yo-yo to advertise a website is the most 90s thing I've ever seen in years.

    • @themasteronhigh1665
      @themasteronhigh1665 4 роки тому +8

      He also used it to advertise his movie

    • @askjacob
      @askjacob 3 роки тому +3

      Ashens needed to release a set of Pogs for his movie

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 3 роки тому +2

      Clearly you have not played as Byleth in Smash Ultimate... the character made to unnecessarily promote a recent game and milk it for what it's worth.

  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 4 роки тому +270

    Collecting a Funkopop of the queen is fun and all until you realize that she will likely still be on this earth longer than that plastic figurine.

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 4 роки тому +23

      Do you think it's counts as currency? It has her face on it 🤷🏼‍♀️ 😂

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 3 роки тому +15

      7 billion years from now, the sun has finally exploded. Queen Elizabeth, the only remainder of Earth, is floating in outer space, hoping to find another immortal creature for company.

    • @VekhGaming
      @VekhGaming 2 роки тому +3

      @@FrenchToast663 I dunno, she might leave her physical form when the Golden Throne dies.

    • @darkmagicmage4526
      @darkmagicmage4526 2 роки тому +122

      Yeah, about that….

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 2 роки тому +59

      @@darkmagicmage4526 oh but the main event has just begun, my friend. I said that she would outlast her Funkopop, I never said that she would necessarily be alive.

  • @M3TR01DFANBOY
    @M3TR01DFANBOY 4 роки тому +229

    "I'm gonna bite the dogs bum" - Stuart Ashen

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 4 роки тому +10

      It's better than the dog's bollocks.

    • @thrilhous
      @thrilhous 4 роки тому +8

      It's the only way they'll learn.

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 4 роки тому +4

      A Dog's bum is the best part of a dog. Say what you will but it's the truth!!

    • @mp9264
      @mp9264 4 роки тому +1

      That’ll teach em!

  • @Roboshi2007
    @Roboshi2007 4 роки тому +32

    I'm more amused than I should be at Prince charles being considered part of the Queens cinematic universe

  • @thegardenofeatin5965
    @thegardenofeatin5965 4 роки тому +42

    Those sticky gummy toys are great for finding all the hair soaked into carpets.

  • @TheLastPhoen1x
    @TheLastPhoen1x 4 роки тому +254

    You got scammed, those are onigiri keyrings, not sushi.

    • @bladepanthera
      @bladepanthera 4 роки тому +59

      They could have at least put seaweed around them, or sesame seeds on the outside, or had filling showing through... They're so plain, utterly underwhelming 😅

    • @notkuro2519
      @notkuro2519 4 роки тому +30

      @@bladepanthera the Gordon Ramsay of plastic

    • @LairdDeimos
      @LairdDeimos 4 роки тому +43

      Jelly donuts, as Brock would say.

    • @Nezuji
      @Nezuji 4 роки тому +27

      The tan-coloured one is probably supposed to be a fried/grilled onigiri, which is both a real thing and also delicious.

    • @bradlauk1419
      @bradlauk1419 4 роки тому +10

      Jelly donut keychain*

  • @CHAPMANIA2112
    @CHAPMANIA2112 4 роки тому +208

    That's a bloody old intro, still has the website address!

    • @CHAPMANIA2112
      @CHAPMANIA2112 4 роки тому +31

      @McFlickers last year lasted about 50 years

    • @goodassjob7714
      @goodassjob7714 4 роки тому +4

      I didn't even notice it was removed. I kept watching old ones when there were no new uploads.

  • @pigfish99
    @pigfish99 4 роки тому +8

    that ghostbusters incense burner is genuinely really good! I mean, its a great replica, is more than a lump of plastic, and has a functional use!

  • @rudiruttger
    @rudiruttger 4 роки тому +95

    That sushi key-chain tat can be improved a bit with some strategically placed slips of electrical tape

    • @DarthYall
      @DarthYall 3 роки тому +8

      I like the way you think, Rudi

    • @danceswithdirt7197
      @danceswithdirt7197 3 роки тому +5

      I've tried modifying things like that before. It has to be good electrical tape or it will just end up sliding/falling off.

  • @maddy8594
    @maddy8594 4 роки тому +153

    My first year in University one of my housemates had one of those Fuggler dolls. He named him Jimothy and I swear on nights I had exam stress I imagined him sneaking in to the room to steal my teeth.

    • @cclyon
      @cclyon 4 роки тому +18

      Jimothy. 🤣

    • @hannahbell6314
      @hannahbell6314 4 роки тому +1

      I have one of those! It's something else

    • @MZBrass
      @MZBrass 4 роки тому +19

      My flatmate has about 10 and he put them in a summoning circle in my room while I was away. The memory of walking into my room again haunts me to this day

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 4 роки тому +6

      @@MZBrass the ritual was not complete

    • @maddy8594
      @maddy8594 4 роки тому +1

      @@kanna-san. Probably for the best. That would probably have brought about the Antichrist.

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf3350 Рік тому +3

    It's rather wild to watch these videos in a series, and then find out later that the last one I watched was uploaded 13 years ago and this one was just uploaded two years ago.
    The consistency in quality is staggeringly hilarious.

  • @otterwithagun1982
    @otterwithagun1982 4 роки тому +11

    "Aaand...wrestling!" *listlessly unravels it's gooey gooness* I laughed inappropriately too hard at that.

  • @flamingfossa
    @flamingfossa 4 роки тому +10

    I bought one of those teeth monsters back in 2015 and have had endless amusement from friends and family. The quality is sublime for the price

  • @Ravendarkwytch
    @Ravendarkwytch 4 роки тому +22

    If I recall correctly, Lovecraft named all the Eldritch creatures in such a manner that they were unpronounceable by the human tongue...it is the fans that have decided on many of the ‘correct’ pronunciations

    • @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
      @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 4 роки тому +13

      I'm pretty sure that the investigator in Call of Cthulhu did mention a pronunciation of Cthulhu's name- though it was describing how the cultists who worshipped it pronounced the name, so very likely Cthulhu's true pronunciation is impossible, that's just the best they could do

  • @mathieumarlaire
    @mathieumarlaire 4 роки тому +36

    "please, embark the helicopter"
    -Old Arnie, Mr. Schwartzenegger himself, the Governator

    • @sophiew757
      @sophiew757 4 роки тому +14

      "join me on my journey, and live for the foreseeable future"

    • @brandoooon4688
      @brandoooon4688 4 роки тому +13

      "I can assure you I do not have a malignant growth"

    • @mathieumarlaire
      @mathieumarlaire 4 роки тому

      @@brandoooon4688 i have no idea what that one is

    • @shay_box
      @shay_box 4 роки тому +5

      @@mathieumarlaire IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!

  • @Asobitech
    @Asobitech 4 роки тому +36

    Me telling myself "I do not need any more things"
    Maybe the Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner thing.

  • @johnnyc.3261
    @johnnyc.3261 4 роки тому +25

    Every time Ashens posts a video, I realize how much I missed them.

  • @GenerationPixel
    @GenerationPixel 4 роки тому +9

    That incense burner is the most awesome thing I've seen today, and probably even yesterday 🤯

  • @shaneneave399
    @shaneneave399 4 роки тому +21

    Everyone has a drawer for random tat. Stuart must have an old PoundLand building completely filled.

  • @SteveBrandon
    @SteveBrandon 4 роки тому +12

    Incense always makes me think of Adrian Mole, specifically the scene from the original TV series (and, well, the book it was based on, obviously) when he painted his Noddy wallpaper black and had to burn incense to cover up the smell of the paint fumes but the smell of the incense made his father think he was smoking marijuana.

  • @ArktinenPeikko
    @ArktinenPeikko 4 роки тому +75

    You could make a really weird "Mount Rushmore" kinda diorama with those heads.

    • @lafcursiax
      @lafcursiax 4 роки тому +6

      I was thinking they could replace the heads on the gummy monster

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 4 роки тому +1

      I was imagining a headband made out of them, one of those plastic ones, with all different tiny heads glued on, halo-ing your own head, a miniface tiara 😂

  • @proYEEThean
    @proYEEThean 4 роки тому +15

    Ah that old Chef Excellence sound brings so much nostalgia

  • @DanTheStripe
    @DanTheStripe 4 роки тому +71

    This is like the return of 10 reviews in 10 minutes! Except we've had to sacrifice Dan and the timer and made it twice as long. Close enough.

    • @V-grandraccoon
      @V-grandraccoon 4 роки тому +4

      The last item literally appeared in a ten reviews in ten minutes video

  • @Wymorence
    @Wymorence 4 роки тому +49

    Jesus, I literally thought that gummy was just a number of pieces melted together.

  • @Mortysmarvellousmedicine
    @Mortysmarvellousmedicine 4 роки тому +168

    The friend factory thing leads you to a Polybius Heist video

    • @starlitalpha7
      @starlitalpha7 4 роки тому +42

      Omg, he told you not to go there. Now you have virus!
      Only ashensoft can save your pc now. Buy for 39.99.
      "A excellent antivirus."

    • @elfalcon666
      @elfalcon666 4 роки тому +3

      I can't believe he had a custom yo-yo made for that joke

    • @Josh12323
      @Josh12323 4 роки тому +11

      @@elfalcon666 yoyo might have been real since the website existed at one point, he just bought the domain that was for sale.

    • @kackers
      @kackers 4 роки тому +5

      i think the yoyo is real, the website definitely existed before ashens presumably bought and changed the site (a few whois lookups show info being retrieved at various points between about 2014 and 2020 and of course its current registration), that and i looked through countless pages of countless custom yoyos and none of them looked like the one ashens has here

  • @senorgazpacho2111
    @senorgazpacho2111 4 роки тому +54

    Ashens a few months back: "DO YOU SEE?"
    Ashens present day: "You see"
    We see now bois

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 4 роки тому +89

    Just the thumbnail has me excited.

    • @Sabrina-uf6ic
      @Sabrina-uf6ic 4 роки тому +4

      The thumbnail scared the living daylights out of me when I checked my subscriptions lmao 10/10 love it

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 4 роки тому +4

      That creepy raccoon is nightmare fuel.

    • @april20202
      @april20202 4 роки тому +3

      I shit you not I got that thing for my little sister for Christmas and she loved it, so maybe we're the weird ones 😂

    • @dislikebutton9302
      @dislikebutton9302 4 роки тому +4

      r/dontputyourdickinthat

    • @fuzer909
      @fuzer909 4 роки тому

      @@herbiehusker1889 creepy trash panda

  • @Bl4ckD0g
    @Bl4ckD0g 4 роки тому +16

    The funny thing about the Fuggler is my niece loved em. She has like 12 of the things. Proof that some kids still love gross, weird things.

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 4 роки тому +3

      I'm 44, never seen them before, but I want one now 😂
      I'm lying, I want them all 🤭

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 4 роки тому +81

    How can you make a funko pop of the queen, name it after her without being "endorsed or approved" by her and it's legal? Can you just make merch based on anyone or is the queen free real estate cause of her epic level 100 boss status in the UK?

    • @Nytephyre
      @Nytephyre 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe it’s based on the movie character

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 4 роки тому +36

      If there's no copyright or similar around her and her name, then I guess they can do what they want. There's plenty of cheap, knock off Royal memorabilia and TV and movies seem to use them as they see fit.

    • @ZT742
      @ZT742 4 роки тому +38

      People aren’t protected by copyright. In the same way that you can make and sell a painting of the queen, they can make a 3D model of her. Copyright would only come into play if you were using an existing photo of her or something, but even then the copyright belongs to the person who took the photo, not the subject of the photo.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 4 роки тому +3

      Liz 2 ain't immortal, you know.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 4 роки тому +18

      @@ZT742 likeness rights do exist and it's why you just can't make a tom cruise action figure.

  • @darkorder99
    @darkorder99 Рік тому +1

    I took a long break from your vids. Finding out you heroforge'd chef excellence made me smile as I got into it in my several years away! Fun how life turns out

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 4 роки тому +7

    1:30 it’s actually pretty rare for the royal family to accept gifts, especially from a corporation. They don’t want some company to say “Hey! The queen uses my product! Buy it!”

  • @BigFifaFanatic
    @BigFifaFanatic 4 роки тому +45

    Everyone else: I hate COVID I want my life back
    Ashens “I’m gonna bite the dogs bum”

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 4 роки тому +62

    This is going to be absolutely gold.

  • @andymoran8624
    @andymoran8624 4 роки тому +3

    that toothy plushy is awesome, if i saw one in the shop it would be going home for sure

  • @ExaltedwithFail
    @ExaltedwithFail 4 роки тому +23

    The last one would go well in a "top 10 toys that are usable as a buttplug" although anything can if you are brave enough i guess

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 4 роки тому +3

      Number 2. Giga Cactus
      You don't want to know what Number 1 is.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 роки тому +1

      @@Porkey_Minch is it that massive Lego Saturn V?

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheHutchy01 Wrong.
      Hint: Pennsylvania Railroad.

  • @JeddtheJedi
    @JeddtheJedi 4 роки тому +2

    An Ashens video is like a warm hug. A warm hug of tat.

    • @TazSandrin
      @TazSandrin 4 роки тому

      That or an article of sharticle

  • @lafcursiax
    @lafcursiax 4 роки тому +5

    Damn you, Stuart! If you'd only showcased that yo-yo when you first got it, friendfactory would have taken off and we could all be sharing our yo-yo passion there now!

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 4 роки тому +6

    10:24 "Haunted and distracted" describes Daisy Ridley's acting method pretty well.

  • @cowman600
    @cowman600 4 роки тому +103

    The friendfactory URL already directs to an ashens video lol

    • @SullySideUp
      @SullySideUp 4 роки тому +9

      Fuck now I have 15 viruses

    • @Vladimir_Kv
      @Vladimir_Kv 4 роки тому +4

      @@SullySideUp Did you get... a Worm?

    • @kharnifex
      @kharnifex 4 роки тому +1

      haha brilliant

    • @unicornpuffy8656
      @unicornpuffy8656 4 роки тому

      So glad I'm not the only one who went there 😂🤣

  • @TheHoldenmcgroin
    @TheHoldenmcgroin 4 роки тому +1

    And with one throw away comments, Ashens made us all watch the trailer for Polybius Heist.... Well played Sir... Well played....

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 4 роки тому +3

    "10 Items I never showed you"
    And could have stayed that way, Stuart. Thanks for sharing

  • @bearovanilla
    @bearovanilla 4 роки тому +52

    Is no one going to discuss the drawing on the back of the wrestlers looks like them going at it hard?

  • @Everythingwithonehand
    @Everythingwithonehand 4 роки тому +61

    The wrestlers are obviously Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks.

  • @skiffle8084
    @skiffle8084 4 роки тому +61

    "What became of JK Rowling's decency."
    Ashens is the best.

    • @meggerz5687
      @meggerz5687 4 роки тому +12

      The fall of jk Rowling is so deep even ashens mocked her.. Ashens is mvp

  • @davesayswords
    @davesayswords 4 роки тому +52

    I am responsible for item 1 and I regret nothing.
    UPDATE : I was also apparently responsible for item 3 I think. The regrets are still absent though.

    • @fuzer909
      @fuzer909 4 роки тому +1

      They will haunt my mind forever, thanks Dave.

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 4 роки тому +1

      Great moves Dave, keep it up, proud of you.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 4 роки тому

      Funko Queen and Gummy Cerebrus

    • @davesayswords
      @davesayswords 4 роки тому

      @@fuzer909 to be honest I do think that is the POINT of Funko Pops lol

    • @davesayswords
      @davesayswords 4 роки тому

      @@Porkey_Minch Sarcasm detected... ha.

  • @thisisbabbit6068
    @thisisbabbit6068 4 роки тому

    The Fuggler Emporium is a small business, the lady used to make them by hand but they are now collectable and sought after. We have 2 :) love them! And the lady who made them is so nice and so hardworking - please DO buy one for your kids!! Great video Stuart :)

  • @RealRedRabbit
    @RealRedRabbit 4 роки тому +5

    4:44 “vaguely decent" was my nickname in high school.

  • @justintime112
    @justintime112 3 роки тому +2

    i like his voice.... not even his accent just his VOICE. its so satisfying to listen to.

  • @harleyjune
    @harleyjune 4 роки тому +14

    I have a lot of those fugglers and they're great. You got a really boring designed one. There's fluffy ones with 3 eyes, ones with long posable arms, ones based on yeti/bigfoot etc. They were originally made to order by a woman on etsy and we're far creepier back then. But then got their rights bought out after they were selling successfully. There's also a Ruggler which is a small fur rug with a fuggler head, I think there were only about 200 made for giveaway gifts at some gathering.

  • @kringhetto
    @kringhetto 4 роки тому +76

    The other Onigiri is fried. Thats why it's orange. Looked pretty cool to me.

    • @Jibb3rs
      @Jibb3rs 4 роки тому +4

      Its perfectly okay to be wrong

    • @RanzeJini
      @RanzeJini 4 роки тому +1

      cool indeed XD, don't know if mine are part of the same set, but I have a golden salmon sushi (rare one) and a wasabi and pickled ginger piles one.

    • @Una_Ridlow
      @Una_Ridlow 4 роки тому +2

      fried onigiri is great

    • @terrytheblackmage4799
      @terrytheblackmage4799 4 роки тому +2

      Oh lord, a thread of weebs

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 роки тому +2

      @@terrytheblackmage4799 question. Why would you assume its weebs and not just people who enjoy sushi type food, or actual japanese people?

  • @dingdongbells3314
    @dingdongbells3314 4 роки тому +12

    "Finally, after my long and grueling 10 hour shift at work, it's time to come home, relax, and check what new videos came out today in my sub feed and-"
    *Sees video thumbnail*
    ameno.mp3

  • @maxayson9386
    @maxayson9386 4 роки тому +3

    5:25 Ah yes those stalwarts of Japanese cuisine, white rice and a hashbrown.

  • @neilthehermit4655
    @neilthehermit4655 4 роки тому +56

    “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
    In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”
    ― H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

  • @seamus4153
    @seamus4153 4 роки тому +70

    "don't tell me what to do you fascist" - ashens 2021

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 4 роки тому +5

      Facist Fuggler Toy not settling too well.

    • @Skyrilla
      @Skyrilla 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah that made me cringe.

    • @picanigeorgello2847
      @picanigeorgello2847 4 роки тому +12

      @@Skyrilla why

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 3 роки тому +2

      @@Skyrilla It's a joke, you hollow husk of a creature.

    • @Skyrilla
      @Skyrilla 3 роки тому

      @@dogman9291 Tired of the same old jokes, you mindless consoomer.

  • @wiibrockster
    @wiibrockster 4 роки тому +8

    12:01
    That thing looks like something you put on a shelf and wake up to it standing over you in the middle of the night

  • @evansn79
    @evansn79 4 роки тому +14

    I used to eat all those harry potter sweets in the stockroom at smiths when i pretended to look for books for customers.
    Over a year i figured out the shapes were as follows:
    1 - gangbang ball
    2 - the blob after a keto diet
    3 - vomit on a frosty night.
    on the bright side they were so expensive that no one ever bought them, so no one noticed me eating my way through the entire stock.

  • @supernovaleftover1812
    @supernovaleftover1812 4 роки тому +17

    The Funko Plop looks like she should be the queen of the underground trolls from Disenchantment.

  • @jaymesyt
    @jaymesyt 4 роки тому +1

    That has to be some of the most elaborate and subtle marketing I've seen for a movie well played Ashens

  • @disgruntledkitten9127
    @disgruntledkitten9127 4 роки тому +48

    I recently showed my son chef excellence, he now says stay fresh cheese bags upon exiting a room 🤣

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 4 роки тому +8

      i don't know why, but that's also one my favorite ashens lines, too.

    • @stephenmuir6812
      @stephenmuir6812 4 роки тому +2

      If Chef Excellence was a wrestler, that'll be his catchphrase with Stuart as his manager.

    • @OGdrodro
      @OGdrodro 4 роки тому

      I watched chef cuss of idubbz and maxmofo and all them lot lol we need that humor back

    • @BurnsyMcBurn
      @BurnsyMcBurn 4 роки тому +3

      Not gonna lie, I'm a little jealous of this kid who's mother shows him vintage UA-cam classics instead of 70's music and minion memes. Lucky kid.

    • @disgruntledkitten9127
      @disgruntledkitten9127 4 роки тому

      @@BurnsyMcBurn Hes well lucky, im like a really cool mum 🤣🤣

  • @bluekewne
    @bluekewne 4 роки тому +43

    The "sushi" keyrings are in actuality onigiri

    • @shiftfire4511
      @shiftfire4511 4 роки тому +3

      Still, two types of Onigiri is...really boring in comparison.

    • @fairyball3929
      @fairyball3929 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks fkr the clarification for Stuart. Still yeah... perhaps a bit boring looking. 😬

  • @hurgenflerg2133
    @hurgenflerg2133 4 роки тому +4

    A little annoyed by the five-pointed star on the bottom of the Cthulu figure, since the five-pointed star is a symbol of the Elder Gods, who are the enemies of the Old Ones, but that's just because I'm a pedantic twerp.

  • @oldhedders
    @oldhedders 4 роки тому +12

    Arnie, Willis and Ridley make a pretty good Mount Rushmore.

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 4 роки тому +11

    Out of all the things you could've won the Wish lottery on, it had to be the random heads.

  • @coalt
    @coalt 4 роки тому

    I haven't seen your videos in like 8 years and that chief excellence had me in stitches. Well played Ashens.

  • @Alric117
    @Alric117 4 роки тому +7

    (Ashens brings out the Ghostbuster trap)
    GANNON SENSE ACTIVATED!

  • @Tree-House69
    @Tree-House69 4 роки тому

    I cannot tell you how happy it makes a long time viewer to see a chef excellence reference again
    Glorious

  • @lightchipster
    @lightchipster 4 роки тому +3

    To the person who registered that domain since this video was uploaded, I salute you!

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 4 роки тому +9

    Ashens: "Up yours Queenie!"
    MI6: "That's the end of you then, sunshine!"

  • @ginger-ham4800
    @ginger-ham4800 2 роки тому +5

    Ah, that explains why youtube is reccomending this video out of the blue

  • @_Stagnate_
    @_Stagnate_ 4 роки тому +11

    We've got about 17 fugglers in our house. The Entertainer was selling them for like £3.50 each so we just sort of went buck-wild. I've never seen the raccoon thoug... and now I want it. (I've also got a 'Chase' fuggler which is a rare find and has a golden button-hole)

    • @Foreskin-Forest
      @Foreskin-Forest 4 роки тому +2

      What the fucking fuck, I dont even know how to process your last sentence.

    • @jamies641
      @jamies641 4 роки тому +1

      I bought one for a friend who loves creepy dolls. She thought it was adorable.

    • @Foreskin-Forest
      @Foreskin-Forest 4 роки тому

      @@jamies641 sounds like my sister

    • @_Stagnate_
      @_Stagnate_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@Foreskin-Forest Hah. 'Chase' just means rare. 1 in however many in a box that goes to stores will be a rare verson and the button on its' butt is golden. Also it's teeth and eyes glow in the dark.

  • @procyonlotor1501
    @procyonlotor1501 4 роки тому +13

    I've got two pet raccoons, I've just ordered two fugglers for the kids

  • @TOKYOTOYBANZAI
    @TOKYOTOYBANZAI 4 роки тому

    Thanks for all the years of shameless tat videos Ashens. Ever the inspiration for me :)

  • @samueljameskennedy3093
    @samueljameskennedy3093 4 роки тому +5

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that cut at 3:16

  • @izikstone8094
    @izikstone8094 4 роки тому +1

    I love fugglers!!! im so glad ashens got the chance to see this one!!!

  • @christophermangion9375
    @christophermangion9375 3 роки тому +2

    Those fuggler toys are horrifying lol. I remember when they first came out on store shelves, just staring at them wondering what the hell am i looking at.

  • @Comet8489
    @Comet8489 2 роки тому +3

    Was not expecting queen related content from this year old video, ooof, awkward timing!

  • @stardestroyeruk7025
    @stardestroyeruk7025 4 роки тому +5

    The "fuggler" reminded me of that late night BBC2 Claymation show..."Rex the Runt!"

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 4 роки тому +1

      Great programme!

    • @moloch5801
      @moloch5801 4 роки тому

      Well, it was supposed to be late night, but I remember it being shown uncensored at 5pm one Christmas, much to my delight.

    • @becca545
      @becca545 4 роки тому

      There's also the Scruffy Scruff fake toy ad from The Aquabats! Super Show! It has the same horrifying teeth.

  • @morgangallowglass8668
    @morgangallowglass8668 4 роки тому

    Finally, a Funco Pop that I WOULD own! God Bless the Queen!

  • @ashtun
    @ashtun 4 роки тому +5

    That Funko Pop is gonna get Tea spilled on it , have to feed the queen .

    • @jacklovejoy5290
      @jacklovejoy5290 4 роки тому +1

      A sherry you mean? She's rather partial to it

  • @platoaugur
    @platoaugur 4 роки тому +3

    I'll probably have to get that Ghostbusterstrap for a good friend of mine, he loves Christmas and we first starteted bonding over an old VHS of the movie. Nearly 30 yrs later we are still best buddies.

  • @X_Baron
    @X_Baron 4 роки тому +5

    "The only limit to the fun is your own imagination" = There's actually no fun here, you need to supply your own.

  • @cambridgemart2075
    @cambridgemart2075 4 роки тому +1

    I immediately spotted the Cerberus once you tilted it so that it caught the light; not sure it's something that would appeal as a sweet though!

  • @wolfrig2000
    @wolfrig2000 4 роки тому +7

    Suggestion for the intro, have your character run on screen from the side and punt the word "Everything" and then in a darth maul voice go "It must go"

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 4 роки тому +1

      Darth Maul had a voice?!

    • @themasteronhigh1665
      @themasteronhigh1665 4 роки тому

      @@fluidthought42 yeah. He just wasnt very chatty when he fights.
      But he talks more in Clone Wars and, weirdly, Solo.

  • @dakat5131
    @dakat5131 4 роки тому +3

    10:26- a "really odd expression they've given her" describes her look for most of the movies. It's like they just didn't bother with directing it that much.

  • @gravedigr12
    @gravedigr12 2 роки тому +4

    that funko pop might be worth something now.

  • @coinsstampsandcollectibles3552
    @coinsstampsandcollectibles3552 4 роки тому +1

    Shane McGowan would love a set of those gnashers from those Fugly Doll things