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  • @stxrryd
    @stxrryd 2 дні тому +562

    The comedic timing of “I don’t want these to get on my sofa” to a ginormous toy car emerging among an avalanche of packing peanuts all over the sofa was immaculate

    • @Frank_D
      @Frank_D 2 дні тому +39

      And then immediately grinding said packing peanuts into the sofa while playing with the car.

    • @riggerz08
      @riggerz08 2 дні тому +1

      I think that was intentional 😂

    • @tombot5000
      @tombot5000 19 годин тому

      The things this couch has seen over the years...

  • @StayPuft80
    @StayPuft80 2 дні тому +370

    Laughed so much when that bag of crisps gave birth to that massive car. It was like a magic trick.

    • @turokforever007
      @turokforever007 2 дні тому +20

      I was not expecting that car

    • @mlittlejohn777
      @mlittlejohn777 2 дні тому +1

      That's not what made me laugh the most. What made me laugh the most was the rubber timeclue

    • @GanonTEK
      @GanonTEK 2 дні тому +2

      I think they should call it a bag of toy, with free crisps.

    • @GanonTEK
      @GanonTEK 2 дні тому +5

      @@turokforever007 When he opened the bag first I was like, "That's convenient, the toy is on top".

    • @paulharries9558
      @paulharries9558 2 дні тому +2

      When two bags of corn puffs love each other very much...

  • @adriantoader4341
    @adriantoader4341 2 дні тому +235

    As an avid Romanian enjoyer of Ashens for about almost 13 years now, I didn't have Stuart pour a bag of Gusto puffs on his sofa on my bingo card but I'm really really glad it happened.

    • @ColonelPenguin
      @ColonelPenguin 2 дні тому +10

      The ones with toys inside never taste as good as the regular salted ones

    • @tudorcris4953
      @tudorcris4953 2 дні тому +4

      They were cheap off brands, not real gusto.

    • @eerienah
      @eerienah 2 дні тому +2

      The second I saw the Bulgarian ones I just KNEW he was gonna pull out the Gusto bag. Absolutely amazing.

    • @beckstheimpatient4135
      @beckstheimpatient4135 2 дні тому

      @@tudorcris4953 Which is saying something, because it's not like Gusto is a luxury brand 🤣

    • @octodionis
      @octodionis День тому +1

      Gumă Turbo when?

  • @Dan-pv1sg
    @Dan-pv1sg 2 дні тому +629

    Ashens is uploading semi-regularly again??? Am I dreaming? Has this accursed timeline of ours finally started to go in the right direction? Man ....

    • @Sir_Musy
      @Sir_Musy 2 дні тому +6

      ​@fnoigy That's awesome man.

    • @Gozuma2
      @Gozuma2 2 дні тому +28

      i assume he's been busy with turn back and that's why there hasn't been many uploads

    • @AI_and_I_Lyrics
      @AI_and_I_Lyrics 2 дні тому +2

      Fun fact: Ned Kelly was hung on November 11.. which is also remembrance day

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 2 дні тому

      @@fnoigy He's similar to Hitler in many ways except intelligence and physique.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 2 дні тому +6

      @@Gozuma2 That and a restart of Barshens

  • @muuid1sk
    @muuid1sk 2 дні тому +178

    I bought something similar to Зайо Байо in Serbia. The quality of the snacks were as bad, but i got a glorious toy. It was one of those stars that glow in the dark that you would stick on the wall.
    It has some text on the back with the most severe case of Engrish that goes like this:
    "THE NIGHT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE FUN!
    Night you will see to let you the disorderly another in dim in vision liao star gets empty of are at present at you!
    Heart, Hollow star, Moon, Star and SMILELY"
    I have been holding to this for years becuase of this

    • @Ts6451
      @Ts6451 2 дні тому +8

      I am not sure if that makes the night more fun or more horrific...
      "In the Heart of the Star, the SMILELY feeds, and as the Moon watches in fear, the Hollow star shudders, helpless against the growing darkness within."

    • @DonCornholio
      @DonCornholio 2 дні тому +6

      Зайо байо is actually good if it's the one made from corn.

    • @muuid1sk
      @muuid1sk День тому

      @@Ts6451 this is pretty amazing

    • @HiyuMarten
      @HiyuMarten 12 годин тому +2

      Thank you for your sacrifice

  • @ChiefBloodrain
    @ChiefBloodrain 2 дні тому +180

    Acquired-taste Bulgarian here, Zayo Bayo is a tasty and addictive snack! The quality of the toys has gone down over the years though. These kinds of snacks used to come with pretty awesome collectible figurines when I was little, I managed to collect two sets of them.

    • @DownwardSpiralOfTheSociety
      @DownwardSpiralOfTheSociety 2 дні тому +6

      This man over here buying kids food waste lol

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 2 дні тому +50

      It's Ashens, they may be past best before. Natural butter flavour likely would degrade to 'sweaty'

    • @unnamedguy2191
      @unnamedguy2191 2 дні тому +37

      @@AgentTasmania Yeah, they really don't hold up for very long. In my experience, generally a month of manufacture is about how long they stay good. Which is fine for a local product, but it looks like this bag was exported as a batch, judging by the obviously british price tag.

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 2 дні тому +16

      I'm really glad that we got a Bulgarian perspective here. There are big differences in national food preferences after all.

    • @mutantfreak48
      @mutantfreak48 2 дні тому +10

      @@DownwardSpiralOfTheSociety do you know what youtube channel you're on?

  • @AndyNPC
    @AndyNPC 2 дні тому +118

    I can only imagine a kid opening this up in their parents car and making an absolute mess everywhere trying to get to the toy.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 2 дні тому +17

      That would be my child. He's not trustworthy with liquids either.

    • @drunkenhobo5039
      @drunkenhobo5039 2 дні тому +7

      ​@@tncorgi92How is he with Bose-Einstein condensates?

    • @reallyryan_
      @reallyryan_ 23 години тому

      thank god i don't have kids

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 2 дні тому +300

    I did NOT expect the bag of cheap cheese puffs to have not only such a huge toy, but a FRICTION MOTOR too.

    • @benedictrogers1478
      @benedictrogers1478 2 дні тому +44

      They're not cheese puffs, they're clearly just packing peanuts for the car. Clearly not edible.

    • @TheLastPhoen1x
      @TheLastPhoen1x 2 дні тому +9

      And they usually only fill 2/3 of the damn bag anyway (at least here), so you don't even get much less puffs because of the toy taking space.

    • @stormgirl09
      @stormgirl09 2 дні тому +9

      I was shocked about that too! Huge toy! And better than any Happy Meal toy! At least modern Happy Meal toys!

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 2 дні тому +4

      ​@@benedictrogers1478 they are literally food.

    • @benedictrogers1478
      @benedictrogers1478 2 дні тому +6

      @@TemmiePlays [citation needed]

  • @anikizero893
    @anikizero893 2 дні тому +44

    Pulling out that massive toy car out of the crisp bag had me going omg where does it end? Felt like a magic trick 😂😂

  • @TacoTownUSA
    @TacoTownUSA 2 дні тому +142

    OH MY GOD THAT LAST TOY IS A BATTLE B-DAMON KNOCKOFF. I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE IN YEARS.

    • @coyoteartist
      @coyoteartist 2 дні тому +9

      It's pretty dang cute.

    • @HyperSonicSquall
      @HyperSonicSquall 2 дні тому +9

      My jaw actually dropped when he assembled it and I realized what it was

    • @Futurepants-420
      @Futurepants-420 2 дні тому

      @@HyperSonicSquall I know what it was the second i saw it, somehow, the chest-piece with the hole in it gave it away

    • @Shadowlily1112
      @Shadowlily1112 2 дні тому +5

      As soon as he put the clip in the back i realized and lost my mind

    • @SuperSmosh123
      @SuperSmosh123 День тому

      Seems like it's based on metal b daman and not battle.

  • @DanielKay06
    @DanielKay06 2 дні тому +19

    Ashens pulling that huge car toy out of the pack and it actually being decent is one of those rare pleasant surprises :D

  • @PilaCiu
    @PilaCiu 2 дні тому +110

    The puffs are there to keep the car safe, they are packing material.

    • @superfurryfox1
      @superfurryfox1 2 дні тому +3

      Probably Bulgarian for "not to be eaten"

  • @thany3
    @thany3 2 дні тому +135

    Essentially the Bulgarian crisps are "child safe" packing material that were given butter flavour, but the guy packing it had sweaty hands and didn't know the crisps were meant to actually be eaten. Possibly they bought them Romania.

  • @slyde3575
    @slyde3575 2 дні тому +20

    We had these in Serbia as well, they were called Oki & Boki with this weird mascot of a boy and a donkey. You were getting literally anything in the bag, from random sunglasses to gag masks, toy cars, fake Barbie dolls, tiaras and tons of glitter in small bags, hair combs and hairpins, the list goes on

  • @Brizzle427
    @Brizzle427 2 дні тому +49

    I love how after he removes the car the bag just looks like a normal pack of crisps with half of it being just air

  • @nxios
    @nxios 2 дні тому +31

    That lambo is the equivalent of winning the lottery for a kid

  • @batamandrew9076
    @batamandrew9076 2 дні тому +28

    I am from Romania and people actually do enjoy those bland corn puffs(me included). I think its something you have to grow up with to enjoy.
    Usually people buy them separately from the toys, and are around 0,50 euros per bag.
    Growing up, those toys usually broke in a like a day

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 2 дні тому

      You like sweaty tasting puffs?

    • @Nick_1911
      @Nick_1911 2 дні тому +4

      Yeah , I am from Bulgaria , and ...yeah , I think the non toyed ones somehow taste better... :D

    • @Kluneberg
      @Kluneberg День тому +3

      @@therunawaykid6523 Ashens probably got expired ones. Though Zayo Bayo is a rubbish brand of snacks regardless, when I was a kid we had a different brand - Lucky Boy(or Girl) where the puffs were cheesy and tasted pretty good, and the toys were either absolute shite or amazing. When we were kids, at the store we'd try to get a feel of the packs, try to weight them in our hands to try to judge if there was a big toy inside.

    • @ileutur6863
      @ileutur6863 День тому +5

      Thr western mind cannot comprehend the joy of bland puffs with a little toy in them

    • @batamandrew9076
      @batamandrew9076 День тому +1

      @@therunawaykid6523 I didn't had the weird tasting ones growing up, mostly ones that taste like the Gusto ones. A little salty and thats all

  • @kyleholloway3470
    @kyleholloway3470 2 дні тому +14

    "Diseased looking parrot" absolutely sent me. This video gave me a much needed laugh.

  • @laureng2110
    @laureng2110 2 дні тому +70

    It's a blind bag with additional food waste! Hooray!

    • @smartyhall
      @smartyhall 2 дні тому +5

      I have a tiny suspicion that someone got a good deal on edible packing peanuts, took a bad idea, and ran with it. 😂

  • @samsanimationcorner3820
    @samsanimationcorner3820 2 дні тому +19

    That mermaid toy is literally a plastic doll top attached to a fishing lure.

  • @princessbasma6203
    @princessbasma6203 2 дні тому +5

    The mermaid dolly behind the pile of puffy snacks looking like she's buried was making me chuckle! Looks so funny

  • @MoultrieGeek
    @MoultrieGeek 2 дні тому +27

    A Barshen's teaser AND an Ashens video on the same day? Slepp be praised!

  • @neuronic85
    @neuronic85 2 дні тому +12

    They Might Be Giants references are always welcome on this day of discount commerce. Or really any day.

  • @sleepdancing
    @sleepdancing 2 дні тому +19

    That fucking massive car coming out the bag was too funny

  • @adamgill
    @adamgill 2 дні тому +38

    I believe I am not alone when I shouted "Whaaay!" - as the digger then moved 1/3" after powering up.....

    • @GanonTEK
      @GanonTEK 2 дні тому

      I found it funny that he cleared a way for the digger when I was like "Isn't that what the digger should do?"

  • @ArticTiger
    @ArticTiger 2 дні тому +11

    That last one was a B-Daman ripoff, a hugely underrated line of marble shooting toys that had a whole game associated! Super fun stuff for kids.

  • @arthasmenethil2201
    @arthasmenethil2201 2 дні тому +21

    I demand the "I can see perfectly" intro for this

  • @SimplyLolly
    @SimplyLolly 2 дні тому +6

    3:56 Ok, I literally LOL'd!!😂🤣😂 It’s like a magician, pulling an umbrella out of a tiny hat or never-ending scarf out of the sleeve… a 12" car hidden in a 5" bag… brilliant!!😂🤣😂

  • @quicksilver2140
    @quicksilver2140 2 дні тому +45

    If we get Advent calendars this weekend then you sir are a genius.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 2 дні тому +11

      In what way will doing something obvious make him a genius?

    • @stonent
      @stonent 2 дні тому +1

      Grass Mask

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 2 дні тому +1

      Sure hope we do! As far as I’m concerned that is one of the best times of the year

  • @MetalTrabant
    @MetalTrabant 2 дні тому +7

    Back in my '90s childhood the only gifts we had with those cornpuffs were crappy diecast plastic thingies of about an inch high, that weren't even 3D, 'cause their back was flat. They were useless crap, but it was still something...
    I still like those puffs, they are supposed to be salty, but you have to shake the bag well from down under to get the salt evenly distributed, otherwise it's just tasteless.
    Anyway, I would've been over the moon as a kid to find a Lamborghini Veneno, or an actual working watch in one of these... I'd still like that Lambo, not gonna lie :D

  • @nedgeake4081
    @nedgeake4081 2 дні тому +7

    "You can see we've got superhero Gus, and - is that firefighter Gus? Yes look, he's got his little axe - and...
    Is that a GUN?"

  • @LuminalSpoon
    @LuminalSpoon 2 дні тому +23

    No wonder they look like packing peanuts, that car is massive. 🤣

  • @Skvalpenotta
    @Skvalpenotta 2 дні тому +20

    I've been binging old Ashens videos lately, then a new video shows up out of nowhere

  • @sharkhardware
    @sharkhardware 2 дні тому +18

    And when the world needed him the most, he released a video.

  • @zebn2253
    @zebn2253 2 дні тому +21

    I suspect that "rubber" may be a mistranslation of, "erase" (as an eraser is a rubber in British English.)

  • @babychickenstudios
    @babychickenstudios 2 дні тому +9

    I was listening to this with the volume way up and you made me jump in the first 5 seconds when you yelled “FOOD!” 😂

  • @punkopossums
    @punkopossums 2 дні тому +55

    I NEED that fucked up bird.

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 2 дні тому +1

      Bird?

    • @Oddballkane
      @Oddballkane 2 дні тому +1

      ​@@ABW9417:52 parrot that looks diseased

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 2 дні тому

      ​@@Oddballkane Ah!

  • @TheMonstermandude
    @TheMonstermandude 2 дні тому +10

    Wouldn’t have thought Ashens would reference a They Might Be Giants song in this video but I stand corrected. 9:27

    • @rvaneand326
      @rvaneand326 День тому +2

      whistling WHISTLING whistling WHISTLING

  • @rentless666
    @rentless666 3 години тому +1

    I am from Bulgaria and I must say.... Never in my life would I suspect Ashens would review Zayio Bayio on his magical brown sofa.

  • @Iksi_
    @Iksi_ 2 дні тому +7

    Ashens is posting regularly again, the universe is healing

  • @shadowman_44
    @shadowman_44 2 дні тому +11

    "Rubber Timeclue" being of course the Mega Man X villain that never made it past the cutting room floor.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 2 дні тому +2

      He bounces around a lot and gives you hints to when he may appear

  • @TheRealAmericanMan
    @TheRealAmericanMan 2 дні тому +22

    That final toy is actually a bootleg B-Daman

  • @igorszamaszow171
    @igorszamaszow171 2 дні тому +17

    11:44 THE GOOSE

  • @Fortuna1
    @Fortuna1 2 дні тому +6

    This seems like semi nightmarish version of a advent calendar, but filled with peanuts

  • @Razer_-fe9mo
    @Razer_-fe9mo 2 дні тому +33

    That Lamborghini toy was seriously impressive!

    • @SakurauchiLily
      @SakurauchiLily 2 дні тому +6

      It's supposed to be a 2013 Veneno, albeit in a non-standard shade of yellow. (The real Veneno coupe was only ever available in silver)

  • @harrygreenfeld4964
    @harrygreenfeld4964 2 дні тому +5

    1:45 The helicopter's got police backwards on the side so other helicopters see it the right way round in their rearview mirrors. Obviously. I thought everyone knew this

  • @NathanR_sfba
    @NathanR_sfba 2 дні тому +5

    Weird food *and* cheap tat in one package. This stuff is basically Ashens-In-A-Bag

  • @SakurauchiLily
    @SakurauchiLily 2 дні тому +5

    Despite most certainly not being licensed, the toy car in the first bag is actually a replica of the 2013 Lamborghini Veneno, though the horrible shade of yellow is inaccurate as the real Veneno was only offered in silver.

    • @Safetytrousers
      @Safetytrousers День тому +2

      Nine units of the roadster were made that could be completely customized. So there may have been a yellow one. And the 3 Veneno Coupé customer cars had a red, green or white accent.

  • @FubukiKai
    @FubukiKai 2 дні тому +5

    11:33 the Romanian roughly means "All the photos of the toys on the packaging are for illustration. Other toys not pictured can be found inside." I'm a little rusty so that might not be perfect but that's what I make of it. So yes, ashens' assessment was correct.

  • @renezescribe1229
    @renezescribe1229 2 дні тому +2

    Hey, Ashens!
    I really enjoyed this snack unpacking video!
    It really shows us what flavors are supposedly popular in other countries.
    This made me think: what if our childhood savory snacks have a totally different feel now that we are adults?
    Recently, I picked up a packet of what is now called Candy Sticks that used to be packaged as Candy Cigarettes. They even had a red tip to simulate them being lit. I don't know if my taste buds have become dull but this recent version tasted more like sweetened chalk than anything.
    Maybe, sometime in the future, you could revisit your childhood treats and give us a review of how you remember them tasting and how they taste now; I'm sure that would be fun to go back down memory lane!

  • @bigredradish
    @bigredradish 2 дні тому +5

    really looking forward to your next film, Ashens and the Night of the Rubber Timeclue

  • @fallouthirteen
    @fallouthirteen 2 дні тому +1

    7:51 Man. It's funny. "It could be a weird fairy" and my first thought was "Oh yeah. Advent Calendars coming up."

  • @gingergreek
    @gingergreek 2 дні тому +3

    I have been following this channel since...I don't even know, at least 2010 and still never tire of Ashens!

  • @frozendewgong
    @frozendewgong 2 дні тому +35

    Barshens and ashens on the same day???? Christmas truly came early

    • @dmd8552
      @dmd8552 2 дні тому +10

      Not it hasn't, the advent video won't be released until the 1st of December.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 2 дні тому

      @@dmd8552I look forward to it I always enjoy watching the annual ashens advent calendar openings 😉

  • @activebeatleman
    @activebeatleman 2 дні тому +3

    Heard of another Bulgarian variation of corn puffs called Pinocchio, which was in some sort of a scandal. Not only there was Asuka from Evangelion posing as Pinocchio on the package, the "girls" variation came packed with women's panties and funeral clothing.

    • @NiallWardrop
      @NiallWardrop 15 годин тому

      Sweaty smelling women's undies? Did somebody pitch that in a meeting? "Good news, I've found a demographic none of our competitors are catering for!"

  • @mgthestrange9098
    @mgthestrange9098 День тому +1

    I’d hav loved these as a kid,… who am I kidding? I’d love them now as a 44 year old woman! I remember it was really exciting getting little gifts in packets of crisps when on holiday abroad, you didn’t get that in the uk. One takeaway is that I’m going to refer to a watch as a time clue after this video. ⌚️

  • @TheAtariCreep
    @TheAtariCreep 2 дні тому +5

    That little ball shooting robot thing is AWESOME!!!!!! The car was rad too. I would paint it like a model. Has a great look.

  • @Lorexbg
    @Lorexbg День тому +4

    Zayo Bayo with surprise is the snack that survived all the other snacks like that . At some point there was like 10 different type of this snacks but they battle it out and there is like maybe 2 only left . I still remember one brand , made it to the news . Because the boys version had cool toy and the girls one had thongs ... yeh ... . Also one of this i ate as kid taste like plastic because of the toy inside . I still ate it you cant ask me why .

  • @therunawaykid6523
    @therunawaykid6523 2 дні тому +4

    Me:yeah hi can I get one bag of this crisps
    Shopkeeper: Which toy do you want inside?
    Me: wtf are you talking about?

  • @martin518441
    @martin518441 2 дні тому +1

    Bulgarian here , 20 years ago these snacks actually tasted good , now I buy them from time to time for nostalgia reasons (this was the main income for my toys , we were a poor family). They really do taste horrible now and are overpriced , back when they were good they were 0.25-0.5 euro per bag, the toys tho , they haven't changed at all.

  • @CriticalEatsJapan
    @CriticalEatsJapan 2 дні тому +4

    Wow, the size of that lambo was a surprise! Poor couch though...

  • @wilting_alocasia
    @wilting_alocasia 2 дні тому +3

    Ashens.... Every 2 weeks!? It's a Christmas miracle! Blessed be the day!

  • @barrothontherocks3325
    @barrothontherocks3325 День тому +1

    15:05 jigsaw instructions: "you must build this little man before the room fills with corn puffs and suffocates you"

  • @theodorelehman
    @theodorelehman 2 дні тому +2

    You could flip the whole "snack that comes with a toy" by getting some Bandai Candy, which are fairly simple model kits with a little square of gum, thus making them toys that come with a snack. It's not very good gum, but it can't be worse than sweaty cornstarch paking peanuts.

  • @Krowphay
    @Krowphay 2 дні тому +7

    Never would I have guessed I’d watch a video where someone pulls a cheap knockoff Battle B-Daman out of a bag of flavorless puffs

  • @BunnyKins1970
    @BunnyKins1970 2 дні тому +4

    9:22 there is a reason why mermaids wear sea shells.....
    Because, A-shells and B-shells are too small!!! 😂
    💚🐇🐴💚

  • @tictacmothma
    @tictacmothma 2 дні тому +14

    12:00 The dogs with guns look like knock-offs of Hanna-Barbera's Space Mutts.

  • @capness1228
    @capness1228 2 дні тому +14

    Was not expecting a knock off B -Daman

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 2 дні тому

      Tbh was not expecting a watch in a bag of crisps 🤣🤣

  • @Demicron
    @Demicron 2 дні тому +3

    Nothing like those quality Chinese materials off gassing in a bag full of food lmao. The size was comical as well.

  • @arthasmenethil2201
    @arthasmenethil2201 2 дні тому +5

    7:27 Antonio Stella Bottom Tile all over again

  • @Badonicus
    @Badonicus День тому +6

    Wheres the advent calendar
    .

  • @DJCube1701
    @DJCube1701 2 дні тому +2

    That robot toy is a rip off of a Japanese toy called B-Daman. They shoot marbles and we're originally based on Bomberman

  • @JoeZUGOOLA
    @JoeZUGOOLA 2 дні тому +2

    There are only so many clogged hoovers and brown setties a man can take before he loosed his mind

  • @Chlorate299
    @Chlorate299 2 дні тому +3

    I bet the reason the "butter" flavour smells sweaty is because it contains butyric acid, which is a chemical found in butter and one of the chemicals responsible for body odor.

  • @ShaneSkaalerud-nk2jk
    @ShaneSkaalerud-nk2jk 18 годин тому +1

    4:03 that's pretty damn good for a a dollar bag of chips.

  • @Scarlet_Soul
    @Scarlet_Soul 2 дні тому +6

    5:40 Oh we know what you mean 😏

    • @harveycreekin
      @harveycreekin 2 дні тому +1

      That gives the video title a whole new meaning! 😮😂

  • @isabelgordon1354
    @isabelgordon1354 2 дні тому +5

    You should bring back the “Cheapo!” Intro for the wish thing and stuff like it

  • @hellsbunniestv584
    @hellsbunniestv584 Годину тому

    10/10 for the They Might be Giants reference!
    Talking of toys in crisps, I remember waaaay back when I was about eight (1982), Space Invaders had a deal where if you send in 20p and 20 wrappers, you got an awesome space marine type lead figure, probably about two inches tall and nicely painted. Crisps were a rarity for me, maybe a packet a week so I'd just go around the playground litter bins and collect packets from there. I only ended up with about five of them as my weekly pocket money at the time was 12p.
    Also as a MAN, I know all about cars. The type of car that one is, is an orange one.

  • @mb4456
    @mb4456 2 дні тому +1

    Ashens? Mystery bag/food related Ashens? A goose? Perfection

  • @Mister0men
    @Mister0men 2 дні тому +4

    all those corn snacks look like packing peanuts when they dont have a vibrant flavour dust ont hem lmao

  • @xaklor4283
    @xaklor4283 2 дні тому +5

    oh my god that little green marble shooter at the end is a knock-off of a toy I had as a kid! I think they were called B-Daman or something? the smaller ones were just basic marble shooters like that one but the larger ones had a larger barrel and base with a switch on the front that disables the barrel, so you and a friend would shoot marbles at each other and try to hit your opponent's switch first. it sounds fun, but it doesn't take long to figure out strategies that make the game take forever, so it either ends almost instantly or lasts several minutes
    also the real ones were much better quality and a lot cooler, obviously

  • @neilwilson5785
    @neilwilson5785 2 дні тому +5

    The blue watch is only waterproof if you leave it in the plastic packaging.

  • @leecroft1983
    @leecroft1983 2 дні тому +2

    My suspicion is that those are not actually crisps but packing peanuts to help protect the toy, that would be more logical from the way you said they tasted and the colour of them. Someone in the creation of this product just passed them off as crisps.

  • @Safaid862
    @Safaid862 2 дні тому +2

    Cant believe its 2 days till we get ashens, nerd3 and advent calendars

  • @andrasszabo7386
    @andrasszabo7386 2 дні тому +1

    That pink-haired "mermaid" looks like a fishing bait with that flappy tail :)

  • @Oddlot0930
    @Oddlot0930 2 дні тому +5

    I got the Whistling In The Dark reference!

    • @rvaneand326
      @rvaneand326 День тому

      whistling WHISTLING whistling WHISTLING

  • @frogsbongs
    @frogsbongs 2 дні тому +3

    Omg i love the necklace with the claw bead things, seems like such a good sensory toy of it was on a beyyer string

  • @igorszamaszow171
    @igorszamaszow171 2 дні тому +5

    12:30 No mention of Sad Onion? Scandalous, I'd say

  • @dglass2008
    @dglass2008 2 дні тому +3

    'rubber time clue' is not an uncommon feature, i have one on my watch!

  • @Comet8489
    @Comet8489 2 дні тому +1

    The Masterchef joke almost certainly recorded before the BBC news articles :D

  • @Mr..E
    @Mr..E 2 дні тому +1

    Non-digestible yet consumable profit led products. Love your content and interaction with media.
    Carry on and keep the couch.

  • @michaelbailey797
    @michaelbailey797 2 дні тому +2

    they exploded when you called them dull. They couldnt take it anymore

  • @VieVentar
    @VieVentar 2 дні тому +1

    Bulgaria, 1991
    "Sergei, how do we sell our Soviet sweat flavoured Cornpuff packing pellets now that the wall is gone?"
    "I have an idea! We do deal with next door ex-soviet butter factory! New flavour sensation for new Capitalist Future!"
    "Brilliant Sergei!"
    Bulgaria, 1994
    "Sergei... ..it's still not enough. The packing pel, er Corn Puffs are building up. We currently have thirty years backlog!"
    "I have another idea!"
    "Sergei, if you say we go to other neighbouring factory producing Post-Soviet-Mysterious-Canned-Meat as new flavouring..."
    "No! We go to factory across town!"
    "The Car factory?"
    "No Vladislav, The Toy Factory!"

  • @lifeisraph
    @lifeisraph 2 дні тому +5

    I just loved the first snack: here are some chips....here is an ENTIRE fckn car for some reason :D Absolutely amazing! :D

  • @boskostoybox
    @boskostoybox 2 дні тому +6

    A They Might Be Giants song? Lol

  • @ash36230
    @ash36230 2 дні тому +3

    Plot twist, they actually were packing materials for that car😂

  • @ryanmassey1441
    @ryanmassey1441 2 дні тому +1

    Damn! My cousin did a semester on Mars and I gotta say, Ashen’s accent is perfect

  • @Zenignome
    @Zenignome 2 дні тому +2

    Makes sense that Ashens is a fan of They Might be Giants

  • @ZephyrOpus
    @ZephyrOpus 34 хвилини тому

    The bangle exploding caught me off guard and I almost died with laughter.

  • @rottentrails
    @rottentrails 2 дні тому +11

    Ahh a man of high taste quoting TMBG lyrics

    • @rvaneand326
      @rvaneand326 День тому

      whistling WHISTLING whistling WHISTLING