Hitman : Devil 47
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- Hitman, Paris and the really strange man.
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Music:
Prelude in C - BWV 846
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Hitman blood money main theme
I almost died when he was hidden in that pile of bodies and stood up like a kitten.
I KNOW... RIGHT?! XD
Me too
I just heard Sheldon go "BAZINGA!"
A cat would do that in real life
You're not gonna get out of this alive
*jumps off building and lands on bush*
"no"
Just loved it xD
Aim for the bushes.
Lmao XD
kook pie, ASSASSINS CREED!!!!!!!!!!!
The majestic "Agent 47" creates a nest of his prey. By using their body heat it allows this beautiful creature to have a peaceful slumber among the corpses. Then by the time he awakes from his hibernation he will consume his nest to restore energy lost while sleeping, then migrates to another mansion to continue this process. Absolutely stunning.
gaming geography
hitman version
+Grim Gram It's a common misunderstanding that many believe the "Flying Hitman" to actually fly, whereas it is only capable of gliding down upon it's prey.
+Grim Gram I believe that the Agent 47 makes a "wenk" sound when he pops out of his burrow to admire himself, but I may be wrong.
Grim Gram like you said "majestic"
read it in morgan freeman voice....thank me later
"You CANNOT win this!"
*Scissors through the skull*
The scissors are mightier than the gun.
REALLY!
5:16 "I mean it! You're not gonna make out of this alive!"
*Proceeds to jump off from upper floor without injuries.*
Lol
“no”
It's amazing how 47 kills so many people. But his facial expression is still serious
Hes been doing this job for _awhile_
He's like geralt. He can't really feel emotions. Geralt doesn't know how to cry, as the mutations stripped him of it, and 47 literally is incapable of doing so.
Mhm, 47 was created to be the perfect assassin. Efficient, emotionless, physically perfect, etc.
@@orochius5033 47 does have emotions but its very small
@@Beach-bn2nj Geralt is like 47...
Jesus is this hitman or assassin's creed
+Tactical Strategist yes
+Ryan Lok or is it jesusssssssssss....
Yes
Да
+Ryan Lok Assassin's Man
Now we know why teleportation is forbidden it costs lots of souls
Haven't we learned from doom?
Or undertale?
Hitler didn't commit suicide.....he teleported
....
3:14 *door opens *another dead body... Best cut! XD
I swear 😂
That part made me laugh so hard. Loved it!
On ma I was weak🤣
ahahahaha
π
"Most people learn to use a garbage can when they are children"
*SHOTS FIRED, I REPEAT, SHOTS FIRED*
Here we view the agent in his natural habitat, currently building a nest to attract a potential mate.
(It's Diana)
No one will notice if there's no one to notice.
Jose
Joseph
Joseph *taps head*
wise
@Czterdziestysiódmy say "over 400 likes" so that your comment stays relevant.
Devil Hitman 47:
Kills dozens of innocent people
So that he can exit the map.
“dozens”
@@sh1tty167 Fast answer
@@tetrahydrocannabinol252 same to you
@@karlhyetravelerofworlds Lmao True
5:22 I heard that little "no!" and it set me off into a fit of hysteria
1:40 "Are you the new janitor?"
"Well that's why I'm dressed like a cook"
I noticed that too..
This was a disgusting display of violent, evil, sick behavior. I had to watch all the way until the end just to make sure.
+Shake_N_Bake ahahahahaha funny
It's the internet ya bloody moron!!!
+Stabbing Marathon
You clearly aren't used to the internet, so why the comment?
The Man Who Created Turtles To Take Over The World
That name tho ^^
you and me both buddy xD
When a video starts with Bed staring into a mirror, you know something bad is going to happen to someone.
Just like No more room in hell.
Jeremy Lim Tomato's revenge really turned Bed into a monster.
Diana in the tutorial: We try not to have collateral damage
47: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
2:28 "Could you please put down the sci--"
Μιχάλης Γκίκας Famous last words
He did put the scissors down though.... in the dudes head
7:00
Victoria: "Did you do it?"
Agent 47: "... Yes."
Victoria: "What did it cost?"
Agent 47: *"Everyone."*
Yup
Who’s Victoria though
Creeperroese
Victoria’s a character from Hitman Absolution. From what I remember, she had some kind of ability to make time appear slower or something, and she supposedly had agent training.
She was also basically Agent 47’s adopted daughter to some extent, or at least the central plot point of the game.
Though again, I’m running off of memory...
Brandon Greenland my god I thought I knew the hitman story...
Creeperroese
To be fair, a lot of people have mixed reception on Absolution, so I can’t blame you...
"Little 47 can be found by the body pool"
Each of your videos brings me further to enlightenment, yet farther from sanity.
+CAKE Bed may very well be Lovecraft himself.
Fear the old blood, by the gods fear it CAKE
They aren't mutually exclusive it appears.
i know, minus i keep my sanity
hmhmhmhahahahahahhHAHAHAHh *ehem*
-Door of bathroom full of body's opens again.
-Next shot is putting another body on the pile.
Well played sir.
Well played indeed.
3:12 When you're so afraid of monsters and you realize you ARE the monster. FeelsBadMan
4:58 ahh yes.. the elusive Agent is almost finished with his nest so he can have little hit-children.
A rare occurence in nature
There's something so unsettling about Agent 47 staring into the mirror with the tap over flowing.
It got creepier when he pointed the gun at his reflection
Its a wet bandit reference.
No matter what game you play. No matter how polished the game is. You will break it no matter what lmao.
You and Criken always release at the same time, even after long absences.
You're lovers, aren't you?
+ProfessorRaskolnikov What are you talking about? Criken released his last video four days ago.
+Seignerr Asterax you mean four years ago lolxdddddddddddddd?
I hope they are. Love is a beautiful thing.
they're not fighters
They've actually both been having an affair with Buck.
You know, I think the reason nobody calls the cops is because of the absurdity of this "911 whats your emergency?"
"THERES THIS GUY CARVING HIS WAY THROUGH A CROWD WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS SEND HELP"
"...Sir are you drunk?"
"WHAT? I'M SERIOUS SEND H-*gurgled screams*"
Since it's an assembly of rich people police will come.
Haha nicely done
ave maria
Gave me a good laugh, thx
5:10 *tosses person over railing* "Ours is not to question why!"
5:13
Guard: "I mean it! You're not going to make it out of this alive!"
Hitman: "SCREW GRAVITY!" Woooooooooooooooop
Guard: "...........I hate my life."
I fucking died when he went "peek-a-boo" at 5:30
+undercop5567 same here, i can't stop laughing.
"Could you please put down the scis-" 2:29
My jaw hurts from laughting. Holy shit, it's hilarious!
I know... RIGHT XD
@Kaden Hill ok
I have a feeling some of the people in that pile of bodies were still alive and only unconscious. They must have had a rude awakening to say the least.
47's strange addiction pulling dead bodies into a bathroom
+Sean Lancaster It's a nature documentary.
+Sean Lancaster and do a peek-a-boo on the mirror of himself
Well everyone collects something and the bathroom was just the easiest spot to put his collection
Any game + BadBananas = Fucking madhouse
This is the best Hitman video I've seen so far! Keep it up, proud of ya.
t. never seen ebeeto
3:16 the Moment Jerry realized he messed up
3:14 That shot was just... amazing!
at 3:14 had me dying when he was pointing the gun at himself and the doors opens up and it cuts to him dragging another body XD gg
+jacob dickey Lol same here, that was some good editing.
LOL. 2:38
"Running out of patience here. You can not win this!"
*dies*
لول
This... This is art.
The_PERS0N It is
Seeing Agent 47 be freed from the map boundaries... that was scary.
3:13 the guilt has caught up with him
You're an absolute madman, and I love it. I was laughing during the entire video.
ill see this on a news channel if they want to blame games again
5:17 "i mean it. you are not going to get out of this alive!" *jumps down the building alive*
look at that beautiful mountain of bodies!
Its art...
5:32
Ah, the classic image of demon 47 poping up after his long nap in a pile of corpses..
*drops casually onto the bushes.*
Bed is delving into madness in every video he does.
+Solid Director Good
I feel like there's a deeper meaning behind all of your videos, amidst the sociopathic murders and satanic rituals.
5:07
"ok tell me what I'm missing!"
*SLAP*
6:35 "And now, for my next trick, I, Agent 47 the magnificent, shall make this man's life disappear!"
2:00 - "Holy shit, the Wet Bandits are back...
*With a vengeance.*"
P-48 Thunder I gotten some hellsing abridged flashbacks
2:29 "can you please put down the soup"
It's good to see these games return to form.
Amazing: Not even a tiny drop in framerate in the bathroom mosh pit scene
What a setup, Cinder Sun
The memory of this just popped into my head and I have been searching for this for like 30min
_Art_
Fart
Cart
Smart
Shart
If Papyrus was irl. (Your profile picture.)
The pile of bodies in that bathroom......my god...
Me after I get fed up of failing a mission over and over
Manages to take out the entire map
*score: 0*
2:36 Guard: running out of patience here, you cannot win this!
Me: yeeaaahhhh might want to refrase that.
"When you wake up, FIND ME"
Pretty sure this counts as avant garde art at some point
Before I clicked on this video I was like. Oh god I bet there is gonna be a lot of psychopathic stares in this video. '' clicks video'' Yupppppp
This is what happens when you don't let agent 47 have his quiet time..
5:35 best part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And somehow, Ave Maria still fits in perfectly.
5:23
"you thinking what i'm thinking..?"
"..aim for the bushes"
LMAO "The Other Guys"
I love when you randomly pop out of the body pile! Priceless buddy!!
Holy crap I was laughing so hard. Man I needed this. My favorite is when you're dragging the bodies and you kill the guards then continue dragging the body. Or when you're aiming the gun at yourself in the mirror and the door opens then it pans to you dragging the body inside the room. lol
BedBananas: "some people play video games, i make art".
Damn...i laugh everytime you put another body in the bathroom. And because of that bathroom song too.
It is called ava maria
Beautiful
You know, I don't give a damn about what anyone says, I don't care that it is episodic (I don't find that as a bad thing) I REALLY like this HitMan, as it feels exactly like Blood Money, but a little more polished.
This is kinda relaxing and I'm obsessed with these Hitman videos
You know after coming back to this video you have to really appreciate the elegant classical music playing while there's screaming in the background as a start to a video
4:51 employee of the month
0:12. Liza: what are you doing? 0:16 agent 47: *Pulls out axe**Slices Liza's face*
THE BATHROOM KILLS WERE SO FUNNY!!
'running out of patience here.. you cannot win this!' 47: '...mmhm.'
this only further proves that Hitman 47 is a badass
therussianbadger stole some of this video my dude.
same concept, no copyright. but good eye tho
2:24
*Best AI*
*"Freind Dies"*
*Other guy still yells "FREZE!"*
GG....
some ppl have trouble with killing everyone with a shotgun, and here's bedbananas killing everyone with a scissors
Man I'm at a loss for words at how much I love these videos, i just discovered them and i feel like a kid in a candy store XDDDDDD
Agent 47 popping up into the frame is my new favorite thing.
The music is from Blood Money... and damn it makes this funny as hell
Perfection! xD
+89BlackGatomon A little bit of Schubert's Ave Maria to do the beautiful trick! Makes dumb shit look graceful
this is pure art
im subscribing
4:34 Remember. No russians.
You are easily one of the best youtubers out there man. You didn't even have to talk or force comedy, and I genuinely enjoyed watching these videos.
"You have been recorded by a security camera"
Can't be caught by security *if there's no security*
This channel deserves millions of subscribers, these videos are fucking gold.
Is there nothing beyond gold?
Platinium
+89BlackGatomon
Yes its called platinum
Kaz Kobb
Niceee
I piled a bunch of bodies like that in Styx and it was a solid 5 frames per second every time you looked at it.
I've lost it when Ave Maria start playing.
These videos are awesome because you show us this dark goofy side of agent 47 and it fits him perfectly.
At 3:11 you should have added a caption to what 47 is thinking like "why am I here, just to suffer. Everyday I feel different why does no one love me." Or some other dark yet funny thing 47 could be thinking of