Should Your Boyfriend Play Counter-Strike?
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- Опубліковано 22 вер 2024
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Counter-Strike 2 is finally here and that means my boyfriend is gone...playing Counter-Strike 2. He's been training since the announcement, so this video is about 800 hours in the making! ENJOY! #cs2 #counterstrike
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This was great
The man, the myth, the legend himself
Thank you!!!
LEGEND
hi sparkles
This was awesome!
"I'm in bathroom. He's flashing me. It's long."
Man that is perfect lmao
As counter-strike player, I completely missed the joke.
@@pRopaaNS Bathroom is a call out in the map de_overpass, the person was holding it on CT and then got flashed by the Terrorist team. He then heard that the Terrorist team was taking long, the alternative path from bathroom to the A site.
The joke is implying that the person was in a bathroom, got flashed (not the in game kind of flashing), and the object that was flashing him was long.
@@chb10 not funny?
@@pRopaaNS It is very clever and funny, but to enjoy it you must sometimes leave your basement and trade counter-strike for game called real life.
@@pRopaaNSWell it was pretty funny 😊
As someone with 5k hours in CS over 9 years, no, nobody deserves this level of suffering lmao. Literally like an abusive relationship, I quit and started 10 times. You always end up seeing a tournament or a nostalgic montage of pro clips, and you think to yourself "just one more time" :D
Go waste more money on cases
Small numbers, but good effort friend. Yes the Frag movies are the pain in my ass, they always bring me back.
I did have luck and broke my hand 2 times, now i can only play for 30 minutes because my ligaments starts to hurt like hell.
Grip power on mouse hand is like 5kg(normal human male is atleast 20+). I am so happy i got away from this, sadly i started to play LOL ARAM (I want to kms, how stupid can i be?)
:D:D:D
just like this video popped up, now im launching cs xD
Cloud9 Boston 2018 finals will always make me boot the game up.
I feel the same with dota. I played dota 1 near its start, most likely upwards of 2-3k hours and then dota2 for like 4k hours. I stopped this year. Its too much man!
I've played and consumed CS content for 16 years, but this is definitely one of the best videos I've seen on the game.
"Oh Camper,Kill me one more time" is also a good one.
I came here to say this, and I've been playing for a similar amount of time
straight up
Yeah, been playing the franchise since about '00 or '01. I barely follow it anymore once it started straying into the world of microtransactions, matchmaking, etc. I miss the days of joining into some random 1.6 server with goofy mods & maps & unwinding.
“Yeah their name is Titty Feet, but they respect the game” is such a true statement for any competitive online game haha
Its like getting destroyed by someone you have enough experience to know isnt cheating, and that they are just insanely talented and they go by the name of Fart Nut.
But don't let him get started on the blacks or the jews
I used to play shooters with a guy named “Butt Juice” honestly the best teammate I’ve ever had.
some of the best players got ridiculous names my homie came top 10 in a comp his character called “step mommy”
As a 30yo male who plays this game since I'm 19, I gotta admit, that was pretty accurate and hilarious! Gotta show it to my girlf- oh wait...
wife, you meant right?
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right?
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@@abstractbeholdings1030 😂waifu
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I get you man, my gf left me last week. She said she had to choose between a military career or me. So she went after money and success. And no, i'm not a lowlife loser. We were doing really well. And i did work a lot for the two of us.
0:47 Look, Gary! There I am!
I love that this is how you acknowledge your inclusion in the video. Made me laugh lol
My boy is flying
yurrrr
ROFL... 🤣🙃😁
Meow
Matt geting Shelby to do his humble bragging for him is a power move like no top ranked eSports gamer can ever hope to achieve. 😂
Except for the ones that are married I guess 😅😅
@@Bleshinso most of them? lol
My wifey is the same feels great that she can actually understand how good I am now when she play herself, ngl she is even impressed sometimes 🤣 (rare tho) haha
Has it been 5 years of girlfriend reviews already? Hot damn. I feel like it was yesterday I watched your first upload.
I reflexively said "No it has not been 5 years," after reading this comment, but then went and checked. Holy crap. Time flies. Finding the r/videos post that started it all and subscribing at less than 10K subs still feels so recent.
Yeah. Man.
It's been what?!?! Damn. I remember when the channel first started. And I'm still here. Good stuff, but damn time flew.
It's crazy right? I was subscribed, when they had only 200k subs.
meanwhile im thinking its been only 5 years? this channel feels like its been here forever.. in a good way of course
I love that Shelby probably watched practically none of this game being played but they did a video anyway because Matt is so invested in it lol.
As a girlfriend of a manic CS player, we do watch them play… sometimes. We mainly watch ESL or BLAST with them tho.
My brother when we were about 10 and 8 respectively began spending his lawnwork money on cases. One day I hear bloodcurdling shrieking from the other room and I run in to see a bayonet doppler sitting on his screen. Excitement ensues. 15 minutes later an even crazier shriek came from the same room after my brother bet the skin and Won about 4000$ worth of skins on a trading site. Fast forward to today. He is 24 years old and has lost almost 50,000 dollars of his saving that hes worked for to the stock market. Counter strike began a gambling addiction in him almost a decade ago and its one of his absolute biggest demons. Do not. Open. Cases.
dont chase the dragon
What stocks did he invest in so I know what to avoid.
Holy crap...
Gotta know when to cash out lol. Me personally I don't gamble even in business. Cus I don't get lucky.
should've gambled on cs and not the stock market lule
I loved every second of this, and now i hear my gf giggling giggling from the bedroom since i sent it to her. For a decade now, she's been greeting me with "RAASCH BEEEEE", every time she gets home, and i'm playing.
This episode was a joy to watch. As a avid 700 hour hard stuck silver 2, Ive gotta say you really made a hood classic
you got soft hands brother, let me know when you hit 5k
Fellow 700 hour player. We were silver 2 for a long time and then magically went to SEM. Then finished GNM with the rank redistribution. We still tell opposing players we are S2. Moral of the story, ranks mean nothing in CS
This game really has ruined me, cause I can’t read 700 hours without thinking “oh a new player” lmao
700 hours... Must be new.
Seriously, most people take 1.5k to 2k to get good.
Then some people are exceptional, like pro player SANJI who qualified to Faceit Pro League at only 2K hours.
Jesus and I thought my 300 hours hardstuck silver 2 was bad
boyfriend buys multi thousand dollar inventory with girlfriends youtube money
where do I find gf with youtube money
Original CS used to be super popular in cibercafés in my country. I'll never forget the time I finished too soon what I was doing, so i decided to give the game a try in the 40 minutes I had left. Right out of the bat I got k1lled by an a-hole in my own team who was playing with a modded skin of Osama Bin Laden.
This might be the most perfect comment I've ever read
This comment screams of how it was like playing fps games in the late 2000s/early 2010s all that it's missing is a butt hurt 12 year old that's swearing, saying the N-word and also saying that he did your mom and stuff like that every time he gets shot and dies in game... Ahh I miss those days
I have such fond memories of my Osama skin. I loved that guy.
finished too soon what you were doing
My first CS match was also at a computer games club when I was like 10. The guy sat me down and asked what nickname I wanted - I chose KILLER. I proceeded to buy a 5-1 machinegun, mowed down like 4 players and then could not get a kill for several weeks of playing.
"Drawing Scrappie Doo on your mouse pad" has to be the funniest way I've heard someone describe controlling a spray.
Lol, the part with Peter shoo-ing artifact away got a good chuckle out of me.
I had a german flat mate for a while who was balls deep into cs go. The amount of screaming in german that came out of his room was terrifying😂
counter strike is the toxic relationship in my life. You've described the community in a nutshell
This is spot on. The distinction between pure joy and rage in this game is unmatched LOL
Hah the reference of "the stock market, no, the stupid one," really got me 😂
Quality over quantity, that's what this show is. Don't ever start pumping out episodes at a sacrifice to the quality content this is. I literally spit taked twice and was happily amused for the remainder of the time!! (1:31 6:06 for those that want to know)
16 years ago I started playing Counter-Strike Source ... for a few hours and declared it to be trash because I couldn't hit a thing. As a CoD player, my brain couldn't comprehend my bullets not going where my crosshair is.
I gave it another try some time later and I collected 300 hours in total for CSS, never really understanding the game.
In 2014, my boys and me started with CSGO. Since we had a "veteran" with us, I now started to learn some basics. Countless UA-cam tutorials built me up and I got over 3000 hours by 2018, reaching Global Elite and FaceIt level 9 (never made it to 10, but I mainly played MM).
Now CS2 made me return and I quickly realized it's hard to keep up with the pace. Some people never dropped the game and have become insanely good.
It's only now that I acquired a deeper understanding of the fundamentals of the game, bringing me back on track recently.
What I'm trying to say is: This game looks shallow (like she said in the video; 'you see one round, you have seen them all'), but in reality it has so much depth.
The difference to other competitive games, or even competitive shooters like R6 Siege and Valorant, is that the players can actually explore the depth of the game naturally. Valorant and R6 have so much variables going on all the time: New maps, new operators, new gadgets, new skills. Your focus is spread so wide in these games, even the professionals are held back by so much shallow knowledge about the game.
Counter-Strike delivers the bare minimum of a good game and people strive to master it. It's beautiful.
Yeah, basically my experience with rocket league
well said
exacly, the reason cs is so complex is the fact that its simple and never changes. that is why the same map goes through 10 different metas across its lifespan, because nothing changes and so the losing teams have to think of a way to counter that and so on, in a way cs is the football of gaming, the only difference being the fact that you arent allowed to drop the game for more than 2-3 days before having to play for another month to get back to where you left off :P
its like chess
best competitive shooter ever made.
2:55 Zamn dude. That really is the average cs callout. Also, as the average nuke main (70% odd of my 2700 hours in cs is just spent on nuke) About 70% of the callouts are missing from that map you showed lmao.
“I’m in the bathroom, he’s flashing me, it’s long” 😂
Not a true CS experience, Your bf didn't play on EU servers, and didn't learn Russian.
Been playing since 1.6 and somehow 20 years later the game and community have not changed one bit. I both love and hate this.
Yea. I was in the start of a depression. CsGo made it a lot worse. I developed psychosomatic tics. Love the game since beta 0.3 (halflife mod times. Pre HE grenades). But no. I cannot return
Never expected to see cs on this channel. I've designed skins for the game for almost a decade so it has a massive place in my heart! But after 4k hours and playing 1.6 since I was 8. I think I'm done playing as much lol
how much bank you make? just curious
@@DurealzForReal not allowed to say but I've gotten paid every month since July 2014. Valve is quite generous tbh
Those Seinfeld references were too good you guys
Can't believe it's been 5 yrs of these crazy edits!
Love this channel
Honestly the best explanation of the counter strike addiction. It starts with learning the crazy game mechanics. The game mechanics lead to a spiral of practice like you're rocky. That leads to you testing the waters with boxes, boxes lead to sadness and right when you're at your lowest a W comes your way. You are now hooked. It has been 10 years.
I am sort of there with geoguessr atm. For every sign or bollard I learn, I want to learn two more.
In CS you take lives, so CS takes yours.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
How your boyfriend comes up with the funniest memes boggles the mind. Please don't let this channel die, i don't think I'd endure a world without Girlfriend Reviews.
I like how all the CS vets in the comments all agree it's an abusive relationship, and warn others not to get involved.
Like, "It's too late for me now. Go! Save yourself! You still have a life to live for!"
Im only halfway with this vid and I'm dying. Whoever edited this has some great source footage and is telling an ammmmazingly funny story with it. BASED.
I lost 5 years of my life in 1.6, I miss this game.
The writing and editing in these are top notch.
I've got just over 5000 hours. Everything you've said is straight facts. This game has me in a chokehold
@@TheCoolCucumber and im not stopping there
i got prolly 10k over all accs
I have been playing cs since 1999 - yes, I am 42 (soon 43) years old. My wife supports my hobby, my daughter loves looking at my tropies and shooting bots in potato mode - what more can I expect from life? Looking forward to the next 20+ years of headshots
edit: if you believe it ot not, I haven't even opened a single case in the game.. my karambit autotronic was a Christmas present
I wouldn't convince my worse enemy to play CS, and he beat me up, stole my car and killed the dog my late wife left me to remind her by.
My wife walked in on me watching a CS major tourney. She had no idea what was going on for a short amount of time I just told her one team was a huge underdog and the other was supposed to win the tournament. To make a long story short she is a bad news eagles fan now and watches almost every CS event. I didn't think she would get into CS as much as she did and now when I show her my highlights she pops off for me :)
I love how Family guy pushes away "Artifact" in this review.
I used to live in this game. starting at the age of 13, I commited my whole life to playing cs back in 2000. god, those days were magical. no such thing as gambling or a toxic community. not everyone was nice, but most people were. I played it straight for 4 years, then other things became more important. but hell, this was easily one of the best days in my life.
Mad respect! As an elderly gamer myself I know how friggin hard it is to find back into a game where people still have reflexes.
that is what I like with a game like pubg, it is, at least in my impression, less heavy on that one ability.
This joke had me rolling at 8:00
Would love to see Matt try Hunt Showdown. That game is definitely an experience
COWBOYS AND COWBOY HATS
PLEASE try hunt. Get a way so that you can both listen to the game through headphones because sound is essential and the best part of the game
This would be so awesome
God I love hunt
"everyone stands around, the round starts, everyone moves up 20 feet, everyone stands around again while they wait for the other team to throw every grenade in the world, then theres one minute of panic and jump scares until everyones dead, or something explodes" honestly i have never heard a better description of this game before
RIGHT? PLAYED CS SINCE 2010 AND IVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN ABLE TO EXPLAIN IT BETTER
Rush B strat had atleast 4 flashes too little, and they need to hit just when your about to shoot someone.
1:19 "apparently, counter-strike is hard" tbh that's not surprising considering the people really into it have been playing essentially the same game on basically the same engine (the same 2-3 engines, but engines 2 and 3 are just heavily updated versions of the 1st one) for 23 years now. I can't think of any other popular competitive shooter that's been going that long, the top level players are absolutely cracked
Shelby: CS:GO is hard.
Me, who only plays with bots on easy difficulty: Interesting!
Never seen this channel before. First video i have seen. I LOVE THE EDITING! Had me ROFL many times! She’s the man, boys! Much respect
This video perfectly explains why I have exactly no interest in playing first person shooters with my mic on
I'd say the CS community is probably the most behaved of all FPS, but there's always gonna be some bad apples.
Then don't queue in competitive. No one wants pussies on mm that can't make call outs and causes the team to lose
@@johnragmailcomI've got 4k hours in cs.. Played basically every fps on a high level and I agree.
Siege and warzone are the worst. I got called the n word every other min cuz my voice and death threats.
@@johnragmailcom “Here’s a pile of dung. Lemme dig out a kernel of dung-covered corn - see it’s not the worst! Hungry yet?”
No thanks, man. I’m good.
@@johnragmailcomnah people in cs are either toxic or people know how to ignore
The ending animation and song is beautiful. Felt cozy and heartwarming
shit Matt is actually cracked at CoD
and great references to DBZ
Your edits, jokes, and memes are beyond top tier. You are seeing jokes that are so obvious that it shocks me no one else has made them yet.
"Im bathroom, he flashed me, it's long!" That joke right there was so freaking obvious, I have no clue how I've never heard someone make that before. Same with the learning all the smokes in 72 hours with that seinfeld clip.
Amazing video!
That was a very deep futurama meta-joke and i applaud you for it 👏
It's like that toxic relationship where you know something isn't right but then you like something about it.
I love the way you said "he trained for CS2 like vegeta and nappa were going to pop out of it "🤣🤣🤣
I love the sonic casino level music when talking about the loot boxes 😂
The Yoko Ono part made me laugh my ass off
As someone who has been playing since counter strike 1.5 and before steam was at all usable, this video brought me joy
The casinopolos track that plays during the gambling segment is genius! 😂😂
hey im in this lmao. That was an awesome vertigo match! 5:20
I think Matt, The Boyfriend, is in a codependent relationship with Counter-Strike.
Using the Sonic 2 Casino Night music was just outstanding ❤️
the sonic 2 casino night theme during box openings was golden
nearly a decade since I first played the game like 8K hours and this is one of the best CS vids ever in the community
I will now wait for the TF2 video where she complains about pay to talk and confused by the inevitable dance party.
i have a friend who played that game since Counter-Strike 1.6
He was over 3,000 hours in CS Condition Zero alone...
CS is only fun if you’re in the zone. The Danger Zone.
aaaaand they removed danger zone
the 'Donk' at 4:21 got me
you have a new sub xD
I wonder if we'll get a follow up with just the community server stuff since there are basically many other games in them, might have to be year later though. With zombie escape, TTT, Surf, Bhop, etc. there's a lot different things inside of counter strike that are not a super competitive shooter.
the stock market bit was actually so funny
I wanted to watch this episode so bad but I just realised your bf could become a full time cs gamer instead of multiple games. do not let him undergo that transformation. I made that mistake and 3k hours and 5 years later here we are.
This is awesome 😂 the fact that you put sonics casino theme over the part with the case openings makes it 10x better than it already is 😂😂😂
As an anime waifu M4 enjoyer, I approve this xD
"get your butthole off my nose" when the heck would you say a phrase like that?😂
I'm convinced your husband is just the GOAT
as someone who is 36 and played cs since i was 16 who also watches mainstream console gaming channels like this it is always interesting to see these youtubers cross paths with CS.
God i love your content so much, I to to meet both of you at PAX this year and it meant so much to me. Thank you both for being you's!
"I'm in bathroom. He's flashing me. It's long."
The funny thing about this is that this could potentially be a very valid callout that relays important information.
This is my first girlfriend review video. honestly so funny. The waiting again for nades had me actually laughing so true.
As a decent player with 6k hours. Try surfing when you get tired of cs2 being bad :)
glad you enjoyed! welcome :)
3:05 that made me laugh for 30min
This was probably the best review in a while.
As a First Person Shooter enjoyer, let me tell you about the holy grail of shooters: Titanfall 2
- Great hipfire & ADS gameplay
- Diverse guns
- Infinite ammo & grenades
- Instant respawn
- Movement as smooth and fast as Sonic on butter
- Grappling Hook
- Obsolete micro transactions
and did I mention?
- GIANT FREEAKING ROBOTS
Rarely seen a more accurate description of what it's like playing Counter Strike... I love it 😂
Y'all's videos are like no others. I never miss a review.
"But its the friends that you make along the way that are especially hard" never felt more relatable
This is the funniest video you guys have made in ages!! Laughed my ass off 😂
3:00 this sentence seemed totally normal to me until Shelby lampshaded it
This is how I know GFR have a great thing!
I have zero interest in the game, but I click because I know I’m going to be laughing loadsss within seconds 😂
Also The Leetworld was a pretty good machinima using CS Source if you remember that. So there's that.
This is 100% accurate, especially the bit with the deranking happening at the beginning lol. I quit CS:GO for good probably over 4 years ago, after sinking over a thousand or so hours into it over the course of probably the same amount of time. At this point I have probable been out longer than I was ever in. The game actively punished you for things you can't even control (like a bad team) and then when their servers would crash (also their fault and nothing i could do about it) the game banned me for quitting a competitive match. After that happened one too many times I quick and never looked back at CS again. Probably extended the days in my life as a result.
I love how Shelby is like I’ve watched one round, that’s enough (true) but then also knows intricate details of the game only an expert would know… because same! I also have a husband I can’t really tune out so I know have sporadic encyclopaedic knowledge of geopolitics, COD, halo, the dark souls and warhammer.
Another absolute banger of a video! I've been a fan of y'all since the first upload and it's worth the wait everytime
This editing did NOT need to go so hard but I'm so glad it does, immediately subscribed
Wow! This one is another jewel, great script and editing, was hilarious. Luv ya guys!
"I'm in bathroom. He's flashing me. It's long."
I've spent past one hour explaining my innocence to my mom ... and failed 😭
The JK Simmons / Spider Man x Halo Infinite x 343i diss was. . . Chef's Kiss!
I died laughing for a solid few minutes.
Your editing is off the charts, holy smokes
Oh god, I thought I laid this game to rest 20 years ago! Now one of my favorite UA-camrs who weren't even alive when this game originally came out are talking about it! I CAN NEVER ESCAPE.