The Necronomicum | Sucker for Love: First Date | Part 1
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- The Scary Game Squad returns to tackle the scariest thing of all - LOVE. Jesse, Alex, and Jirard take a back seat to the ever horny Davis. Who am I kidding they're all horny. It's time to smooch an elder god! This is Sucker For Love!
Obsessed with occult rituals, you have finally obtained the last thing you need to summon the eldritch horror that has been haunting your dreams; a strange, bright-pink Necronomicon. You perform the only ritual that doesn’t appear to be insane ramblings, and inadvertently summon Ln’eta, a cute cthulhu-like girl. She agrees to a kiss, on the condition that you perform a few rituals from the book for her first. Looking back at the Necronomicon… all of the other pages suddenly make sense?
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So much chaos and I'm the one voicing the eldritch horror XD Love it and hope you all are enjoying the insanity~ - VA of Ln'eta
On behalf of the Scary Game Squad guys and the community-- We're sorry. And it's only going to get worse from here.
you did a wonderful job!! I hope the guys see your comment
If they ever do Azathoth, would she be the airheaded ditzy type because she's the "blind idiot god"?
I just watched you play when I saw sgs started
We love you and we are so sorry.
as a woman, i appreciate the honesty shown by the two BRAVE men in this gameplay.
"No peeking".
"No promises".
I just lost it. :D
This is why I love the SGS. It’s just madness and chaos and dudes havin fun and I am here for it
When are we getting part 2 tho?
This really is the best episode of scary game squad
Im not convinced that this game wasn't made EXCLUSIVELY for Davis, I mean holy shit!
Poor Jirard, trying to do good and then realizing too late that charity work needs so much oversight. Little did he know 8:42
i am a fan of chiluminati and beard bros. so IT IS SO GOOD TO HEAR DAVIS AGAIN FINALLY
So, you found something that combines Scary Game Squad with Gentleman's Gaming Club. This should be fun.
I have never heard anyone compare the plots of Final Fantasy X and Link's Awakening before and it's fucking hilarious.
God damn Alex, I haven't quite laughed that hard in a long time.
I find it hilarious that the voice actress miss pronounced 'Worcestershire sauce', it added to the humour even if it wasn't intended xD She still pronounced it better than most Americans I've heard say it :)
I've had to stop this six times in the first ten minutes. Holy shit.
I stand in solidarity with Alex
YES! I missed the Squad so much!
I just did a fist pump and yelled when I saw the notification
I love SGS
Funniest video I've seen in years idk how Jesse hasn't been banned from UA-cam yet or demonitized every video
Can't wait for part 2!!
Jesse had the balls... the mad lad
I love hearing my favorite Voice actor reject Davis!
SGS is the one thing that has pulled me away from playing Horizon Forbidden West. The boys always take priority.
Love this XD
I feel sad you seamingly missed the send me back line
Meanwhile Dan (GG/NSP) can attest to that.
WHEN DREAD X COLLECTION 3??? :)
Love you guys
YEEEEEEEEES!!!
Oh man it was only a matter time before they got back to this one.
Yeeeees I was just watching an old scary game squad
Jesse and Jirard are lying and we all know it
This is simply glorious.
Getting it on with Eldritch beings from beyond the stars, and auto-fellatio.
The Boys are back!
7:45
Jesus, thanks for that timestamp 🤣
This is cursed. Which for Lovecraft I guess it's appropriate?
I’m a female… you guys didn’t lose me. And I also saw the hand-mouth and thought the same as Davis and Alex. Just saying. Seems like a thing you guys would do.
I mean hey if you woke up with a mouth on your hand that you could control...You wouldn't ever have that thought cross your mind?
#notallmen
@@FantomMind lol. No one said anything about all men.
@@Lauren-zx3gx I was continuing the goof lol
@@FantomMind oh… well then. #notallmen lol
Y'all never fail to make me laugh loved this so much.
and as a woman... I just assume every guy has tried that. At SOME point.
We have. Anyone who says they haven't is lying.
pretty much. no exceptions. it's the most tantalizing fruit there is
Also a woman and I can also say that I just assume every dude has tried it as well.
I haven't watched the video yet, what is everyone talking about lol?
@@BringDHouseDown Why would you go to the comment section before you watch the video?
The sheer AUDACITY of Jesse and Jirard to say they haven't at least TRIED to do it.
That is just abhorrent bullshit
I dont intend to body shame, but like Jesse is.... not a skinny guy. And you need to be quite skinny for it to even approach being possible.
@@Magmafrost13 As someone who's always been kinda chunky at best, even as a kid. I was flexible enough to give it a good try. I licked the tip once
As someone flexible enough to make it I agree
i haven't tried, but i have THOUGHT about it before. does that count?
Davis straight up being unfaithful to his “one and only” Lady D in this one
As we learned this episode, Davis's one true D was his own D.
I thought Davis was better than this
Davis has far too much love to give, even for a giant vampiress.
The sudden and total silence when she says she's going to have a shower is the most hyped I have ever seen this crew.
33:03 Jirard. I just want you to know, as a woman, I appreciate Alex for having the BAWSTIN BAWLLS to speak his mind and share his adventures.
Also ya'll are lyin' if I was born a man it would be a top priority to at least TRY.
Without having progressed to 33:03 in the video I feel I know exactly what this is about. Reminds me of a scene in Clerks...
You're right Davis, and his BAWWSTIN BAWWWWLLS, were on full display here. I applaud you Davis, you beautiful bastard.
truly, we are born for disappointment
I was LITERALLY just thinking today at work " man, I'm craving some new scary game squad. I hope the guys do something soon"
I was thinking the same thing last week. UA-cam actually didn't recommend this video to me but Jesse's latest upload from today so I checked his latest videos hoping there was a new scary game squad I had missed.
Jirard, wherever you are, I just want you to know:
He had the balls
The Bahstahn bawls
"You know the Suez Canal?" I cried. And yes, I already assumed all men tried since there's a million jokes about it and horror stories. I don't think this is even the worst thing a Squad member has admitted to.
As a representative of the entire female scary game squad fanbase you’re good
You don't represent the entire fan base, group identity is fugazi
@@strings1586 … this was a joke love.
It's somehow fitting that this is the squad's first series of 2022.
Oh my god! You're right!
And this is my first time watching it now after midnight in 2023. Glad that my first video of the year to watch is this!
I'd love seeing more Pervy Game Pals in the future.
same
Same but idk about the live shows . . .
@@ricomarez7834 I just wanted to say that I really appreciated your joke, it deserves more recognition
this episode will hold a special place in my heart... solely because alex and davis weren't afraid to tell the world about their failed "self-love" attempts. my cousin recently came clean about why he wore a neckbrace in 8th grade, and this was the exact reason. 10/10 boys
YES YES YES
Ever since they played it in that collection game, I was WAITING for this!!! I immediately bought it cause I saw them have so much fun with the original, can't wait to see their reactions to this!
I was going crazy, they did play it a while ago, right? RIGHT?! I'm not imagining things, right?...
8:00 minutes in and I’m choking on my Taco Bell from laughing at the necronomicum
Omg were you in my house? I almost choked on MY taco bell when they said that!!!!!
7:16 Dude, I legit would’ve missed the video title pun if it weren’t for Jirard
I was beginning to worry that the squad was going to miss this
The game doesn't even matter at this point, these stories and tangents are incredible lmfao
Host clubs. They're called host clubs, guys. A place where women can sit down and chat with a handsome man who will flirt with her for as long as she buys drinks. Hosts, like hostesses, get a cut of their alcohol sales (minus the expense of their own drinks).
I lived in Japan for years and love anime and manga so I had a real “whaddaya mean, you’ve never heard of host clubs?” moment 😂
@@neenajaydon9641 None of the guys are weebs. Jesse has said that the only anime he's ever even liked is Cowboy Bebop.
I am, astounded, that Jesse is apparently the only one that's heard of a host club xDD
33:00 "This is what women want."
Can confirm.
Im female and i loved this episode
Yoooooo!!! Your favorite boy band’s favorite boy band is back BAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEE
This has to be my favorite episode of scary game squad. The three of you together are just funny
Uh... You know there's four of them, right?
There are 4 of them
@@Cute___E now im curious which 2 people she's mixing up. I always get Alex and Davis' voices mixed up, personally
Cute E your telling me jirard and alex aren't the same beard?
@@Cute___E Wdym? There's Jesse Louis Cox, there's Michael Adams Davis and there's Jirard Alexander Louis Faciane Khalil. The 3 members of scary game squad.
the Jirard noise at 30:40 is truly my favorite SGS sound of all time.
Edit: from that point on, it IS the best episode of SGS.
"We are old and you're still here watching us. What is wrong with you all?"
Been here since Jesse was playing Terraria with TB and making a minecraft map with the cookie monster. Y'all have aged like fine wine.
so.. does that mean that Jiarad is a "self-completionist"?
so...where's the rest of it?
As a lesbian, I find it refreshing to hear dudes be unafraid to talk about the weird ass shit they’ve done in the pursuit of getting themselves off by themselves. Especially when it’s just trying that without any creepy shit towards another, likely feminine, person. It’s just so who(re)lesome.
WHO(RE)LESOME. I am SENT.
Refreshing? It's the norm. It's only recently that women have started being more open about that stuff too
@@B.D.E. lmao it's definitely not recent for women
@@B.D.E. yeah it's definitely the norm
im not sure you realize what you just implied.
Upvote for having the balls to name this episode the Necronomicum
Dude, where’s part 2 of this?
28:05 onward is the funniest SGS has ever been.
Where is ep 2
I love how Jesse starts the episode like that, but always gets weirded out when "hello my little chilluminauts" happens.
Am I the only one that remembers that one episode of Game Grumps when Danny and Arin admit to trying the same thing? The story got animated too. Not to mention Arin's "D Club" stories.
Soooo... Jesse? is there a part 2 to this or will we never see the conclusion to this eldritch tale of romance and intrigue?
Davis is now my new favourite Lovecraft protagonist.
As a female….this is the best video they have ever made. I support this
7:15. "You don't have the balls to name this episode the necronomicum"
He had the balls
Will Davis finally outdo his Resident Evil catch phrase?
0:50-2:05 alone could be amazingly hilarious animations.
They've definitely tried it.
The Fact that I have known who both of you are both this the SGS Crew, and the Voice Ayano from Yandere Simulator Michaela Laws; it makes me giddy knowing to rand Internet personalities I know about have interacted with each other, and now after a long day of college homework and personal projects, I can now relax and watch the video at 2:20AM at night! Thanks Guys and Gal!
god, this was worth the wait... you guys were on FIRE!
This episode has me crying from laughing so hard 😅
Keep telling my girlfriend that we need to watch SGS together and she walks in to me crying laughing at half dead lmfao don't ever change guys.
So excited for this series, I don't know how you guys play the same game and make it just as entertaining but it's amazing. I'm also scared of potential fanart of the Necronomicum.
This is the shenanigannery I expect from the Scary Game Squad
The boyz are back!
As a 47 year old man who considers himself to be more of high brow humor fan. Well not completely, funny is funny no matter the situation.. I just have to say the whole cum intro? My god I was in tears. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, you just kept throwing them in. I applaud you my friends.
As a lady, I’m personally into honesty. 😂
We need to establish this right now: whoever is the most Theater Kid of the squad NEEDS to play Chapter 2.
Guys, the world needs more of you! Keep the good times going! Much love.
Is this series coming back? It's been almost a month, and they seemed to really enjoy this one.
Finally some spooky game team
Faith Chapter 3 when??? 😤
I laughed so hard this entire episode.
Also Jesse, you were describing a Japanese host club!
Jirard’s “be safe when you try to love yourself” got me.
Main character works at a Host CLub, and Jesse is right on the money. They drink and flirt with clients.
33:09 sounding off, can confirm I’ve been told by someone as has tried such things. Funniest thing I ever heard. Both confused and intrigued on the possibility.
ppl asking about part two most likely ask alex with his rep on anything group related. through good luck with that especially with him on twitter and reddit.
I have to say this episode had the absolute best interactions among the four of you. You guys were amazing and I love you guys bouncing off of each other.
HELL FUCKING YES!
Sooooo glad the Squad is taking in the full-sized game! I have to recommend not consuming anything while watching - you could definitely choke (regardless of which mouth you use)!! Keep up the spectacular work boys 🖤🖤🖤🖤
Listening to ya'll struggle to find the word for a male club worker in japan aka a Host was so damn hilarious, i cant even
I need the part 2 of this. This was hilarious.
divine masculinity was the word you were looking for
and host clubs
Let's gooooo!!!!!