His power of seducing is so strong, he doesn't even need Goldshirt. In fact i once saw me solo win on white and gold shirt powers combined against him. One look of this man was enough, iam terrified just to think what would happen if he used his full power. Instant pregnancies everywhere, even for men :P
Also have to add since the white shirt saga takes inspiration from lord of the rings. This man perfectly resembles Tom Bombadil who is unaffected by the temptations of the one ring lol.
And you can only go to the hospital after hours. Remember to fill up the forms stating that Play Tech is not responsible for all injuries and mishaps before you go!
I like the way that they had a single red button, specifically for this scenario. Nothing else, not even Karen has a Red Button. So that leads me to the question, "How often does this happen?"
This had to be the fourth time, at least. First time is an oddity, and may have only affected Ellie. Second time is start of a pattern. Third time is confirmation of the pattern, and results in countermeasure attempts.
Remember when Britt first appeared? Rowan provided customer service and then collapsed into convulsions. That's why they have that button. Whoops. Misread your comment. But I'll leave this here anyway, just in case anyone is curious as to why they have the button.
"You take this now, and you git! We don't want no trouble." Alan sounds like the General Store owner in any western town, talking to the leader of an outlaw gang. LMAO! 😆😆 no comment on the horse blinders.....
I tend to be annoyed by subtitles as they distract me from watching the actual video, but for the hidden gems VLDL put in them I occasional need to turn them on, lol.
@@FlinnGaidin that's why you have to watch the videos twice. 1 for the visual, 2 for the captions and adds on both so they can afford to keep bringing us this quality content.😀
Rowan and Hottie McCowboy just aggressivly smouldering at eachother like it's a damn showdown, innocent customers walking in and just getting cut down by stray poses and looks like they're bullets. One let's out a mega pose releasing a blast of pure hotness and and the other deflects it, sending it flying into a shelf, instantly destroying it. The store is reduced to rubble, burning piles of ash, both models are filthy and sweaty and bloodied as they fire one exhausted pose after another at each other. Ellie and Alan cower behind a burning pile of hard drives as they work on trying to save a casualty caught in the crossfire, but its no use, the poor soul has had their eyes burned out after making direct eye contact with the dangerously hot men.. Adam is in the fetal position, weeping at the horrors he has witnessed, the faint ringing of tinnitus blocks his ability to even perceive his surround him as he lays shell-shocked. Alan has had enough, he heroically stands tall to confront these two menaces, avoiding eye contact, he charges at the hot customer and knocks him too the floor.. Both rowan and hot customer instantly drop their battle-scene demeanour, and rowan is now outraged as to why Alan has just attacked a customer. Rowan begins helping said customer to his feet whilst berating Alan for being a psychopath.. oblivious to the fact the store now looks like an active warzone.. he is back to manager rowan. As Alan realises that normality has returned and arguing is futile, he nods and apologises along, not taking in anything rowan is saying.. and finally, as rowan helps hot customer to the door, he glances around and tells Alan he needs to clean the place up, as it "looks like a battle broke out or something"
@@EvilGremlin100Daaaamn that is a MASTERPIECE! Your comment brought me back to rewatch one of the funniest video of vldl, but you just added so much more to it! Breathtaking.
I was thinking Alan was going to come in, and just treat the customer like any other customer like nothing was wrong, confusing everyone including the cowboy.
@@noornasri5753 Nah, Alan is the most intelligent and practical member of the Bored cast. Makes the most sense that a sexy cowboy would affect him the least. Plus, Rowan already gets too much screen time as "the weird guy" as it is. Nice to see some of the other cast getting to be more than just straight-men for Rowan's antics.
Nah man, Alan should've entered wearing the White Shirt, showing this figure of unparalleled masculinity that not even his radiant, sexy charm could overcome the power of the White Shirt.
I used to work in a restaurant and everytime that a hot guy came I could feel my legs shaking, I had this debate in my mind wheter to avoid it completely for my sake or torture me further. I always ended up avoiding them because it was maddening how nervous I would get. This represents it quite well.
At first they just come to check what's causing that terribly moist fart sounds... But as they get too close and breath in that deadly mixture of your innards and smell of old swet and unwashed body, they are lost. Their vision narrows, breathing gets difficult. As they struggle to get away, you step in and ask if they need help. And that's what finally gets them for good. The smell of garlic, cheese and old beer is the last piece of puzzle. As they blackout you smile for yourself and judge whether you leave then there with a slight chance to recover or stay around for a little while until help (further victims) arrive. All it takes is just scream for help, after all there is a victim lying on the ground, struggling for life.
@@volfcz we used to make steaks and asparagus … extra asparagus … and then go walk the casinos in Vegas. 3-4 of us would Walk into an elevator, we would all cut loose silent ones and then get off. You could hear the OH MY GOD every time when the doors would shut.
I loved the fact that Alan is the one coming to save the day and yet when touched he fainted almost instantly!! LOVED IT!!! You guys ARE simply AMAZING!!
I particularly like, how she increases in emphasis. First, she said: "You're a boy." And then, after getting a look of his chest and catching a movement of his, she changes to: "No, you're a man. You're a man." I think, that this is incredibly funny.
The blinders predate the skit. He just walked onto set wearing them and refused to take them off, and everyone else was like "Welp, guess we're doing a skit about horse blinders now, anybody got any ideas?"
The only reason they could record this is because in reality, Rowan is immune and the rest of the cast has built up a resistance from working with Rowan. I mean, he IS a model after all.
the caps *the power of the female gaze* 1:07 *feelings of Longing and desire* 1:16 *the gentle touch that Alan needed* 1:57 they're all so beautiful 😍 🤩
I was half expecting Bryon to come out and be completely unaffected as his character is sometimes completely unaware. Also, Rowan's "OH Shit!" - perfectly delivered and comedic gold.
Apparently people are still unaware of the "Byron" character. Perhaps most viewers are new to VLDL. Heck even his co-workers forgot he existed - remember his birthday? 😁
I'd like to thank the comment section for telling me to watch this with captions on, I laughed the first time, i cried laughing with the captions the second time.
now now, a REAL man wouldn´t need to ask to pay, he would leave the money on the counter and then leave...so no, not getting me "cowboy".... oh shoot, I looked at him *faints
I can imagine the roundtable meeting on this one: Rowan: "Okay, we need a male model in this skit, a really sexy one, one that will knock your socks off....I know everyone is thinking about me but I'm the manager in this one" =everyone looks around at every male ever used in VLDL videos= Rowan: "None of these will do"
@@zachcollins4442 Sir, that may say more about you than about Ben ;) But seriously, Ben has been customer a bunch before, it would have been confusing to have him as this. And Britt knows Mattias, so... why not use the hottest guy you know for a skit?
I had a coworker who was a part time male model and I swear he'd get this reaction from the customers. The ladies were downright THIRSTY. "What is the name of that guy in your paint department?" " Is he married?" "I have to bring my niece in to see him! He is yummy!" Many a house that did NOT need a new coat of paint got repainted several times while he worked with us.
I bet he hit all his sales goals on a consistent basis, as long as they didn't factor in returns. "My wife bought 15 cans of hot pink semi-gloss for my shed...and now I see why."
While I too almost got lost in his beautiful eyes, thankfully he 1) was wearing his boots outside of his jeans( which no real cowboy would) and 2) he wasn’t wearing a belt and belt buckle. These two glaring issues strengthened my resolve.
@@xiimooniixmoon2988In real life, nobody would faint or get lost in his eyes. They would serve him and carry on with their day without thinking twice about him.
When I worked at Starbucks we decided we needed a code word for whenever a hot customer would walk in. We couldn't chose one so we literally just used to shout "CODE!" LOL It wasn't slick at all and a few of our hot regulars definitely caught onto us.
There was a woman that would come into a store I worked at in order to flirt with the assistant store manager and he found her far less than attractive. If we saw her come in, we'd page him to the office to handle the "Good, Bad, and Ugly report". You gotta wonder if she ever caught on because everytime she came in we'd page, "Dean to the office for the Good, Bad, and Ugly report, Dean to the office for the Good, Bad, and UGLY report!"
Years ago when I was a mall rat a very attractive woman applied to my local gamestop, the manager said she wasn't qualified and didn't hire her. She ended up getting a job across the hall at a foot locker, the foot locker saw around a 20% increase in sales the first couple of months she had worked there (not sure if the trend continued). This was pointed out to the Gamestop manager who realized maybe it would have been worth the little bit of training necessary to work at game store.
I was biased about pretty women being more prone to being bad at work tasks, but over the years I noticed that they're just as capable on average as the uglier ones. Same with men.
@@Albtraum_TDDC Not to get it twisted, I was there when she handed in her application. She had never played a video game and knew nothing about them, so the manager was correct that she probably wasnt qualified. But I could also assume she probably had no clue about the composition of the basketball shoes vs a track and field shoe and still she did her job just fine there. So being unqualified for a job does have meaning, but taking a chance to train her saw pretty big benefits to the foot locker.
@@synbiosblade I agree, but I mostly meant it in a statistics way. If you had an ugly woman apply, chances are she would also have the same knowledge or lack of knowledge. I thought pretty people would be more likely to skimp on skills and rely on their looks, but it turns out they are just as average as ugly ones. I guess they find different motivations, like not wanting to be judged on their looks alone.
@@Albtraum_TDDC I have noticed that (not naturally) beautiful people often have more skills than ugly people simply due to the fact that they can manage to make the best of their appearance so they tend to be less lazy
@@DonDuracell The job "Actor" contains a lot more work and dedication than just being handsome XD But it must be strange for a model to be invited to a skit.
@@JescaBartell Where would be the harm in that? Its pretty unlikely that the whole staff is gay/bi, so out side of the joke why does it matter to you?^^
I thought this was going to be some sort of twist on the serving a hot girl skit with Ellie, but I wasn't sure how they were going to do it, and then there was all this biness going on, and it brought joy to my little black heart.
The "Intense man on man attraction" in the closed captioning is just genius!! 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆 Then theres "The gentle touch that Alan needed" OMG lmfaooo 🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣
I was just waiting Ben to step in at the end. See there's no customer service and just yell out "Outrageous!" And then try to steal everything in the store.
Nice twist! I expected this to be a gender-reversed version of the skit with Britt from a few years ago, but I should have known yall would go above and beyond. :D
Can confirm this actually happens. I used to work at JB HiFi in Australia and there was literally a code we call out over the speaker when a hot customer entered the store.
Now a crossover between this episode and the one where Britt induced convulsions in Rowan when she asked for his number. Their battle would be legendary
What happened? I was watching the new video and I must have blacked out. WTF! I tried to watch this video 4 times and passed out every time! Thank God I wasn't walking down stairs or flying an airplane or something! You people are a menace to society!
If the customer was this strong, imagine him with the gold shirt. He’ll be unstoppable
Or him versus gold shirt
His power of seducing is so strong, he doesn't even need Goldshirt. In fact i once saw me solo win on white and gold shirt powers combined against him. One look of this man was enough, iam terrified just to think what would happen if he used his full power. Instant pregnancies everywhere, even for men :P
Imagine him with no shirt
Also have to add since the white shirt saga takes inspiration from lord of the rings. This man perfectly resembles Tom Bombadil who is unaffected by the temptations of the one ring lol.
But the gold shirt is for employees, we need a special item for customers
Imagine being the friend that VLDL calls up and says "hey, can you come do a quick spot for us? We need a super hot guy." Best life moment ever.
Who said he's a friend?
@@SangriaDracul Yeah. I think they got a model for this
It's a real shame when a handsome model like this has such a weird old man voice.
@@SF-li9kh They don't pay models like that to talk.
@@marianogigahertz9212 why they would get a model? There is one already!
I like how the manager's "oh no" says that he already knows what the situation is, but his resistance still ends up futile
The best part is that they have arranged a plan for the situation, but still fail miserably😂
The bloopers on that skit must be EPIC! Alan with the horse blinders... perfection! 😚👌
i totally lost it at the blinders
@@theq86 Rowan would be douche enough to hire a blind person and hide them in a closet just for the next time, nothing else! 🤣
Did you turn on CC? XD if you didn't, I strongly suggest that you do and rewatch it.
@@Lexington89 I loved the CC. Isn't the captioning done by the same person who CCs the DnD channel?
@@goldenknight578 no idea
*the smell of a real man* is the close caption we all strive for when entering a room.
I am glad you said something about closed captions.
I'm so glad I went back to watch with captions after seeing this. *The gentle touch Alan needed*
VLDL captions are the best.
@@Mipsymousy The gentle touch we all need.
Their CC game was on point for this video! Lol 10x better
"Oh god you're so beautiful."
The cowboy nods in agreement.
The fact that he is confused at the end means this doesn't happen at every store. Just this one staffed by 3 loveable weirdos. And Rowan
yeah, i was half expecting a "tarnation, not again" at the end
So Rowan's not loveable or isn't a weirdo?
@@Notmethe01 weirdo yes, loveable... Has his moments
He probably buys most stuff online and visiting a store is rare.
@Suicide Kyd if he looks like the average Joe than a LOT of people are below average Joe-s. 😆
0:53 *co-worker passes out, sees customer waiting, decides to help customer first* Now that is Play Tech dedication right there.
It’s in the contracts. Even if a co-worker passes out you must keep working
So true. Store policy: *Customers first then coworkers* even if the customer INSISTS on you helping the coworker before them, customers come first.
And you can only go to the hospital after hours. Remember to fill up the forms stating that Play Tech is not responsible for all injuries and mishaps before you go!
That's why he gets paid the big bucks ($9.45/hr) or w/e it was.
Imagine being a chiseled hunk, coming in to buy RAM. Either he's doing a supply run for someone else, or he's secretly a gamer nerd like Henry Cavill.
Damn it, now I'm imagining this scenario with Henry Cavill! 🤣
Cool scenario
@@3nertia Matt is chaotic neutral and I am here for a hot customer competition between the two.
Omg I love Henry Cavil I don’t even care…
or epically lost in his quest to find the male sheep running amok.
If you don't have subtitles on when watching these, you're missing even more fun!
*The gentle touch Alan needed*
"*intense man on man attraction*"
aka the day Adam (the character) discovered he's bi.
lol I had it in subtitles. It was great!
OMG! THANK YOU!
the auto caption algorithms are working overtime on this one. but that's how good the videography and sound are.
The gentle touch Alan WANTED
I like the way that they had a single red button, specifically for this scenario. Nothing else, not even Karen has a Red Button. So that leads me to the question, "How often does this happen?"
Sometimes it's not the frequency that matters, it's severity
@@professorx3060 I mean... Some people are very hot so...
not only that... where is it, so i can move there?
This had to be the fourth time, at least. First time is an oddity, and may have only affected Ellie. Second time is start of a pattern. Third time is confirmation of the pattern, and results in countermeasure attempts.
Remember when Britt first appeared? Rowan provided customer service and then collapsed into convulsions. That's why they have that button. Whoops. Misread your comment. But I'll leave this here anyway, just in case anyone is curious as to why they have the button.
"You take this now, and you git! We don't want no trouble." Alan sounds like the General Store owner in any western town, talking to the leader of an outlaw gang. LMAO! 😆😆 no comment on the horse blinders.....
The captions are where the real magic in the skits are.
I tend to be annoyed by subtitles as they distract me from watching the actual video, but for the hidden gems VLDL put in them I occasional need to turn them on, lol.
@@FlinnGaidin that's why you have to watch the videos twice. 1 for the visual, 2 for the captions and adds on both so they can afford to keep bringing us this quality content.😀
Well, TIL... 🤣
@@sheilamartin880 That's exactly what I do too 😆
well thanks for making me watch this twice xd
“You take this now and you get” 😂 love how good Alan is at the accents
Whenever something dramatic happens the accents come out
As someone that's ridden many horses in the American west. "That right there was a perty dang good accent. He ain't half bad, ain't half bad at all."
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Yo ladies who is the Actor playing the cowboy?
You need to bring him back again.
*git
First I thought that Rowan will beat him with his "I'm a model" energy. Then I died at the touch Alan needed🤣
Rowan and Hottie McCowboy just aggressivly smouldering at eachother like it's a damn showdown, innocent customers walking in and just getting cut down by stray poses and looks like they're bullets.
One let's out a mega pose releasing a blast of pure hotness and and the other deflects it, sending it flying into a shelf, instantly destroying it.
The store is reduced to rubble, burning piles of ash, both models are filthy and sweaty and bloodied as they fire one exhausted pose after another at each other.
Ellie and Alan cower behind a burning pile of hard drives as they work on trying to save a casualty caught in the crossfire, but its no use, the poor soul has had their eyes burned out after making direct eye contact with the dangerously hot men..
Adam is in the fetal position, weeping at the horrors he has witnessed, the faint ringing of tinnitus blocks his ability to even perceive his surround him as he lays shell-shocked.
Alan has had enough, he heroically stands tall to confront these two menaces, avoiding eye contact, he charges at the hot customer and knocks him too the floor..
Both rowan and hot customer instantly drop their battle-scene demeanour, and rowan is now outraged as to why Alan has just attacked a customer. Rowan begins helping said customer to his feet whilst berating Alan for being a psychopath.. oblivious to the fact the store now looks like an active warzone.. he is back to manager rowan.
As Alan realises that normality has returned and arguing is futile, he nods and apologises along, not taking in anything rowan is saying.. and finally, as rowan helps hot customer to the door, he glances around and tells Alan he needs to clean the place up, as it "looks like a battle broke out or something"
@@EvilGremlin100Daaaamn that is a MASTERPIECE!
Your comment brought me back to rewatch one of the funniest video of vldl, but you just added so much more to it! Breathtaking.
@kirepaha5781 your comment about rowans model past is what gave me the idea. I just ran with it
"do I have to pay for this?"
rowan, instantly on his foot: "that would be 79.99"
But it comes with a free laptop.
"The free laptop will be an additional $1499.97."
Or it's DDR5 and it's 879.99
Plus $2000 for a bag, of course
Don't for get the $500 tip.
I was thinking Alan was going to come in, and just treat the customer like any other customer like nothing was wrong, confusing everyone including the cowboy.
it would much better
Better yet, alan is the one clicking the button, and rowan is the one completely unfazed
@@noornasri5753 Nah, Alan is the most intelligent and practical member of the Bored cast. Makes the most sense that a sexy cowboy would affect him the least.
Plus, Rowan already gets too much screen time as "the weird guy" as it is. Nice to see some of the other cast getting to be more than just straight-men for Rowan's antics.
Nah man, Alan should've entered wearing the White Shirt, showing this figure of unparalleled masculinity that not even his radiant, sexy charm could overcome the power of the White Shirt.
Even better IMO is Rowan comes in last, and the cowboy is completely starstruck and stunned then passes out!
Alan was a good man. He was brave and served his job well. May he be remembered by his loved ones… He earned our respect
“The gentle touch Alan needed” was the best part 😄
Yes! That was EPIC! 🤣😂
Subtitles for anyone wondering
Hands down
@@anthonydixon9220 Hands joined
Lol just now got it! ...if it was meant to be a joke.
"Do I need to pay for this?"
Viva: "I think we should pay you for the show"
Lol
Child support would be nice because those were instant pregnancies by his mere look if i have ever seen one.
@@stephenjohn2131 No... Those where deaths
@@GeneralGob What's the difference?
@@jackthorndyke3390 your life's over either way
I used to work in a restaurant and everytime that a hot guy came I could feel my legs shaking, I had this debate in my mind wheter to avoid it completely for my sake or torture me further. I always ended up avoiding them because it was maddening how nervous I would get. This represents it quite well.
you're ultimate gay
I can relate to this. Everytime I walk into a store, people fall down. They say it's from the smell too.
At first they just come to check what's causing that terribly moist fart sounds... But as they get too close and breath in that deadly mixture of your innards and smell of old swet and unwashed body, they are lost. Their vision narrows, breathing gets difficult. As they struggle to get away, you step in and ask if they need help. And that's what finally gets them for good. The smell of garlic, cheese and old beer is the last piece of puzzle.
As they blackout you smile for yourself and judge whether you leave then there with a slight chance to recover or stay around for a little while until help (further victims) arrive. All it takes is just scream for help, after all there is a victim lying on the ground, struggling for life.
@@volfcz we used to make steaks and asparagus … extra asparagus … and then go walk the casinos in Vegas. 3-4 of us would Walk into an elevator, we would all cut loose silent ones and then get off. You could hear the OH MY GOD every time when the doors would shut.
Yeah, 'skunk' + BO of an unwashed Furry will do that to folks...
**incredibly toxic musk intensifies**
Maybe it's the odor you have. I give off that impression too.
According to the camera shots, Ellie's weakness is jawlines and chest, adam's is below the waist, Rowan's is the hair, and Alan's is touch.
Oooh... didn't notice that before, but now I can't stop noticing... -.-
Great observation 😁
The four love languages
😂
Looks like "when they touch, the honesty's too much"
Captioning of “the gentle touch Alan needed” was amazing 😂
Whoever was making the subtitles earned themselves a free pizza. Definitely on point, and outdid themselves.
Now I'm rewatching with subs
@@MargaritoTrevino same and holy heck was it worth it 🤣🤣
Seriously, the subs are amazing 😂😂
Yes. Great job team! Awesome addition. 😁🍻
Thanx Stephen, was worth the 2nd watch 😎
We need more of these custom sassy captions. I used to always like seeing them.
Adam forgets that's he's also hot, but only outside of work.
It’s all in the leather 🏍
@@michaelwhite7378 and the motorcycle
@@nerowolf8006 and the girl 😃.
The youtube subtitles say
*intense man on man attraction
you mean rowan ? he's a model, you know ... He was in avatar !
I loved the fact that Alan is the one coming to save the day and yet when touched he fainted almost instantly!! LOVED IT!!! You guys ARE simply AMAZING!!
I love that she says "you're a man" in a similar way as when she first met Rowan and he just repeated "you're a girl" :D
I'm fairly certain she even said "you're a lady" as she fell. Gold.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who remembers those days of bored
Do you remember the title of this episode?
@@barrakuda5555 Ep 44 - The Girl
I particularly like, how she increases in emphasis. First, she said: "You're a boy." And then, after getting a look of his chest and catching a movement of his, she changes to: "No, you're a man. You're a man." I think, that this is incredibly funny.
I swear they only made this to put those horse blinders on Alan
No one asked him to wear those, he just wandered on set wearing them unprompted lol
😁👍
If you listen carefully you can hear a horse in the background, when Alan is approaching
…maybe… 😂😂
The blinders predate the skit. He just walked onto set wearing them and refused to take them off, and everyone else was like "Welp, guess we're doing a skit about horse blinders now, anybody got any ideas?"
*The smell of a real man* was what got me 🤣😂😆
And the horse blinders...I died
The only reason they could record this is because in reality, Rowan is immune and the rest of the cast has built up a resistance from working with Rowan. I mean, he IS a model after all.
This is true 😂
the caps
*the power of the female gaze* 1:07
*feelings of Longing and desire* 1:16
*the gentle touch that Alan needed* 1:57
they're all so beautiful 😍 🤩
I started watching with subtitles on for some comedy narratives. This "The gentle touch Alan needed" is another pure gold.
I was half expecting Bryon to come out and be completely unaffected as his character is sometimes completely unaware. Also, Rowan's "OH Shit!" - perfectly delivered and comedic gold.
Who?
There was a Roman in this skit was there?
That would have been amazing lol
you mean Rowan?
Apparently people are still unaware of the "Byron" character. Perhaps most viewers are new to VLDL. Heck even his co-workers forgot he existed - remember his birthday? 😁
This is probably my favorite episode to watch. When Rowan comes in and cuts to the cowboy throwing his jacket open is just so good of a scene 😂
Rowan’s reaction, “Oh no! A real model! I am defeated!”
I appreciated the callback to "you're a boy." That was one of my all time favorite skits
You’re a MAN!
@@VivaLaDirtLeague you're a model 😍
You're a wizard... Oh sorry. Wrong franchise.
@@airfilmentertainment4052 you're a rowan
As a retail manager, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate. Doesn't happen a lot though.
The entire staff faint?
@@logon235 Yes
I work in one seller shop. I do a document photo. And it happened. My camera shaked. But he was too young, it saved me though
I love that I never know if Alan is going to come in and be totally normal or if the crazy will go through the whole sketch
haha same, hes usually the sane one but every now and then he drinks the crazy juice and its always fun to see.
As an individual that works in retail, I can confirm that’s what exactly happens. However some of us have built up immunity and are prepared.
Three questions sir, what does it mean 'are prepared'? How does the preparation look like? And do you also have a code 37214? o.o
Yes! For sure! I have built up an immunity...it's a trade secret though.
Gotta love retail.
The closed captions on this one are hilarious. I like that you guys added another layer to it
I'd like to thank the comment section for telling me to watch this with captions on, I laughed the first time, i cried laughing with the captions the second time.
now now, a REAL man wouldn´t need to ask to pay, he would leave the money on the counter and then leave...so no, not getting me "cowboy".... oh shoot, I looked at him *faints
If he's a real man, he would put the knife that he obviously had in his ankle holster through the money to keep it still
I was expecting the hot customer to say something like, "works everytime", implying he does this to get free stuff quite often 🤣
That's what hot people do in reallife
I can imagine the roundtable meeting on this one:
Rowan: "Okay, we need a male model in this skit, a really sexy one, one that will knock your socks off....I know everyone is thinking about me but I'm the manager in this one"
=everyone looks around at every male ever used in VLDL videos=
Rowan: "None of these will do"
I know right? NZ is blessed.
"britt with a mustache"
@@mikekasich836 snerk. Britt in a lumberjack outfit with a moustache would definitely press a lot of people's Code:37214 buttons.
They could have used Ben. Ben has hair. And muscles. Put him in the cowboy clothes and he could manage.
@@zachcollins4442 Sir, that may say more about you than about Ben ;) But seriously, Ben has been customer a bunch before, it would have been confusing to have him as this. And Britt knows Mattias, so... why not use the hottest guy you know for a skit?
A cowboy coming to pick up some ram. I see what you did there 😏
I think that was the point, we all saw what they did there Linda!
@Kyler look for Ram Ranch
Perfect scripting 😎😎
@@VivaLaDirtLeague indeed
Lol! Ellie actually 'lasted' longer than the guys XD
Takes longer to you...you know...climax
@@Hirnlego999 thanks for an unexpected laugh
VLDL subtitles are just always on point! I'm glad we're getting subtitles for the visuals as well as the audio now lol 😁
How strange it still says they're not available for me and usually ialways watch with them on. I'm in the US, is it a regional thing for some reason?
@@SuperDuckyWho hmm not that I'm aware of! That's really strange, I hope they start working for you, they're great!
You know what would have been an hilarious inside joke, if when the hunk had spoken at the end he would have had Hamish's voice.
He already greeted them in the beginning though.
Plus that'd just make him MORE attractive 😏
Or have Hamish awkwardly waiting in line to be ignored again as usual.
The CAPTIONS. Whoever is in charge of the captions... thank you so much. Holy cow. Best use of *CC* I've seen possibly ever.
I had a coworker who was a part time male model and I swear he'd get this reaction from the customers. The ladies were downright THIRSTY. "What is the name of that guy in your paint department?" " Is he married?" "I have to bring my niece in to see him! He is yummy!" Many a house that did NOT need a new coat of paint got repainted several times while he worked with us.
Poor guy, that must become incredibly annoying very quickly
@@janavanbellingen8531 inversely, it's irritating when it doesn't happen anymore. You start wondering if you've done something to lose your appeal.
He was obviously a really good hire then 😂
I bet he hit all his sales goals on a consistent basis, as long as they didn't factor in returns.
"My wife bought 15 cans of hot pink semi-gloss for my shed...and now I see why."
@@3p1c_Mustache Oh yeah. Turns out I lost it the moment I didn't look 18 anymore (I was 28 at the time).
While I too almost got lost in his beautiful eyes, thankfully he 1) was wearing his boots outside of his jeans( which no real cowboy would) and 2) he wasn’t wearing a belt and belt buckle. These two glaring issues strengthened my resolve.
Bs! If that came up to you in real life you wouldn't care about that stuff!
@@xiimooniixmoon2988In real life, nobody would faint or get lost in his eyes. They would serve him and carry on with their day without thinking twice about him.
This must be what happens when Henry Cavill goes to a Microcenter
"Go on now, we don't wann' no trouble!"
That was a nice little Red Dead Logic episode right there, _I do declare_
a bit of elden ring there too
"You take this now and you git" as someone in Texas, I found this hilarious 😂
I remember when Britt was the hot customer and Rowan played it smoothly at first but fainted at the end. Now everybody fainted 😂
Britt is still hot. They need to bring her back and have her flirt with Ellie
@@DaTiger45 I need that.
Britt didn't have the incredibly masculine musk
to be fair, Britt came in with normal clothes and spoke to them casually ... no wind in hair, sultry stares, etc .. :p
@@andraes9684 Well, Britt’s face alone is attractive enough to make any Playtech employee to faint 😂
After seeing the comments about watching this with captions, had to go back and watch again... 10/10 100% worth it 😂😂😂
I run into this problem all the time. Also I only go to self-serve places.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
stay away from mirrors
I thought it was Ryan
We have a legend in the midst
Ellie's facial expressions are always so perfect 😂
oh my god... the subtitles alone deserve an award! ...."the gentle touch Alan needed!"😂
When I worked at Starbucks we decided we needed a code word for whenever a hot customer would walk in. We couldn't chose one so we literally just used to shout "CODE!" LOL It wasn't slick at all and a few of our hot regulars definitely caught onto us.
I say "pickles" at my job. The idea was from this old show According to Jim. But we use the code word for when someone important comes in lol =]
@@sage4365 well they were hot and we were all single and thirsty lol. And the ones that caught on always had a smirk.
@@iLLiCiT_XL ducks on the pond
Shakey puddin was a code word we used at a old job of mine lol
There was a woman that would come into a store I worked at in order to flirt with the assistant store manager and he found her far less than attractive. If we saw her come in, we'd page him to the office to handle the "Good, Bad, and Ugly report". You gotta wonder if she ever caught on because everytime she came in we'd page, "Dean to the office for the Good, Bad, and Ugly report, Dean to the office for the Good, Bad, and UGLY report!"
Years ago when I was a mall rat a very attractive woman applied to my local gamestop, the manager said she wasn't qualified and didn't hire her. She ended up getting a job across the hall at a foot locker, the foot locker saw around a 20% increase in sales the first couple of months she had worked there (not sure if the trend continued). This was pointed out to the Gamestop manager who realized maybe it would have been worth the little bit of training necessary to work at game store.
I was biased about pretty women being more prone to being bad at work tasks, but over the years I noticed that they're just as capable on average as the uglier ones. Same with men.
@@Albtraum_TDDC Not to get it twisted, I was there when she handed in her application. She had never played a video game and knew nothing about them, so the manager was correct that she probably wasnt qualified. But I could also assume she probably had no clue about the composition of the basketball shoes vs a track and field shoe and still she did her job just fine there. So being unqualified for a job does have meaning, but taking a chance to train her saw pretty big benefits to the foot locker.
@@synbiosblade I agree, but I mostly meant it in a statistics way. If you had an ugly woman apply, chances are she would also have the same knowledge or lack of knowledge. I thought pretty people would be more likely to skimp on skills and rely on their looks, but it turns out they are just as average as ugly ones. I guess they find different motivations, like not wanting to be judged on their looks alone.
@@Albtraum_TDDC I have noticed that (not naturally) beautiful people often have more skills than ugly people simply due to the fact that they can manage to make the best of their appearance so they tend to be less lazy
Gamestop would've seen a 900% increase in sales sir.
Alan's cowboy accent is awesome
Haha, that was something new. The way Alan says "RAM" makes me think about sheep that have ran amok :D
Well he did look very Brokeback Mountain inspired and they were sheepherders.
When she heard ram, she puckered up and smiled.
I was hoping Ben was going to show up at the end "Did he just walk out without needing to pay, JUST because he's hot? Outrageous"
Read this on his voice 🤣
Amazing
LOL
This video proves why watching with subtitles is superior.
“Well, Ellie has fainted. Good thing no one else is gonna fall for…”
Adam: “What a hero! 😏”
rowan was able to deal with Britt as a hot customer
but this man..
this man scares him
Props to Rowan for acting with double roles. That's dedication. 😁😁😁
Damn, the subtitles add an extra layer of entertainment to this already golden piece 😀
How weird it must be to call someone in for a job like this.
"Hey we need you for a skit."
"Sure, but why me?"
"You're hot."
Why? They're called models or actors.
@@DonDuracell The job "Actor" contains a lot more work and dedication than just being handsome XD
But it must be strange for a model to be invited to a skit.
"Sure, but why me?"
"You're a man."
There, fixed it for you :P
The gentle touch Allen needed. Happy for you man...
The subtitles were on point and that "oh shit" delivery was spot on. 😂
I will never not have captions on while watching Viva videos. They are perfection and no one can take that away from me!
I liked when they captioned Eugene's cry from Epic NPC Man as "crying.wav"
At first I thought only Ellie would be affected so the reaction of Adam at 0:50 really got me.
me too,
I guess I am the only one who already saw that coming...
At first, I was afraid it would be really hetero-normative. Glad I was wrong!
@@JescaBartell Now that your checkbox is marked, you may enjoy the video!
@@JescaBartell Where would be the harm in that? Its pretty unlikely that the whole staff is gay/bi, so out side of the joke why does it matter to you?^^
I thought this was going to be some sort of twist on the serving a hot girl skit with Ellie, but I wasn't sure how they were going to do it, and then there was all this biness going on, and it brought joy to my little black heart.
Subtitles add a whole new layer - when their hands touch at the end, it says "The gentle touch that Alan needed" XD
Ben's deception is increasing - even got a handsome costume.
Damn it! so he came to scam again!? his disguise was so on point i couldn't tell it was him😵💫
I think we have a new scammer in town
That ain't Ben, Ben would've probably liked or rub something or tried to short change
Ben doesn't need a handsome costume
Ben is really working that ring of charisma. That's what gives the cowboy aesthetic.
"Oh god you're so beautiful " 🤣
I always appreciate the subtitles, due to poor Englisch skills, but this time, they were a great bonus. 😁👍🏻
I feel like Adam outside of work could still compete with that
Nah hes extremely hairy.
The specs were suppressing Adam's power.
The "Intense man on man attraction" in the closed captioning is just genius!!
😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
Then theres "The gentle touch that Alan needed"
OMG lmfaooo 🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣
I was just waiting Ben to step in at the end. See there's no customer service and just yell out "Outrageous!" And then try to steal everything in the store.
The actor playing the hot customer must have had a nice confidence boost 🙂
Yup he did indeed 😂😂
@@VivaLaDirtLeague name actor please?))
One thing for sure, the cameraman surely the strongest man alive!
Sooooooo the Kickstarter money went to hiring this paragon of masculinity... money well spent I say.
It is actually Rowan in disguise
He WISHED!
Its actually rowan in an alternate dimension
"I'm a modewl!"
There he is, the famous Cotton Eye Joe
Alan wearing those horse blinkers is probably an entire new fetish subculture just waiting to be discovered! 😂
Who's going to tell this guy?
It’s called pony play and already exists. 🙈
@@MAEX25 oh God... WHY???
@@MAEX25 is right, my pony girls wear them XD
@@MAEX25
The sweet release of death couldn't come fast enough.
The yodelay hee hoo had me laughing so hard! one of the absolutely funniest things I've heard in a while!
This NEEDS the subtitles on.
But anyone else expected the cowboy to mean a literally ram? Alan comes out with a sheep?
I love it that the Soundtrack only introduces the horse, when Alan approaches xD
Such nice attention to subtle detail!
Give Adam some leather and a motorbike, that will be a hell of a competition 😂🤣 i want that episode
I was expecting the cowboy guy to just start robbing them at the end when they all passed out
Nice twist! I expected this to be a gender-reversed version of the skit with Britt from a few years ago, but I should have known yall would go above and beyond. :D
"You take this now and you GIT!" - as an American, this tracks.
Looks like the hot customer is more dangerous than Karen😂😂😂
Can confirm this actually happens. I used to work at JB HiFi in Australia and there was literally a code we call out over the speaker when a hot customer entered the store.
Code at KFC (in the 90s) was "Check Original" and was used by either gender. XD
So why the code? Lol
@@tullo5564 Because it's tacky to just yell "Check out this hottie!" Objectification should be subtle and with a modicum of decorum.
@@jeremykiahsobyk102 So the code was just to invite everyone to subtly gawk at the customer? Must be really bored
@@limiv5272 No, that's normal human behavior. We were more in touch with our instincts 30 years ago.
I don't understand how you guys just keep pumping out consistently awesome videos lmao thank you for the next level entertainment 😂
I just choked on my drink when ellie said "yodelay hee hoo". 🤣
Now a crossover between this episode and the one where Britt induced convulsions in Rowan when she asked for his number. Their battle would be legendary
What happened? I was watching the new video and I must have blacked out. WTF! I tried to watch this video 4 times and passed out every time! Thank God I wasn't walking down stairs or flying an airplane or something! You people are a menace to society!