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  • @DatLe-ie8ib
    @DatLe-ie8ib 2 роки тому +3947

    If the customer was this strong, imagine him with the gold shirt. He’ll be unstoppable

    • @brettbrown2509
      @brettbrown2509 2 роки тому +94

      Or him versus gold shirt

    • @stephenjohn2131
      @stephenjohn2131 2 роки тому +52

      His power of seducing is so strong, he doesn't even need Goldshirt. In fact i once saw me solo win on white and gold shirt powers combined against him. One look of this man was enough, iam terrified just to think what would happen if he used his full power. Instant pregnancies everywhere, even for men :P

    • @rafstrayhorn5772
      @rafstrayhorn5772 2 роки тому +57

      Imagine him with no shirt

    • @stephenjohn2131
      @stephenjohn2131 2 роки тому +16

      Also have to add since the white shirt saga takes inspiration from lord of the rings. This man perfectly resembles Tom Bombadil who is unaffected by the temptations of the one ring lol.

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan 2 роки тому +5

      But the gold shirt is for employees, we need a special item for customers

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs 2 роки тому +7142

    Imagine being the friend that VLDL calls up and says "hey, can you come do a quick spot for us? We need a super hot guy." Best life moment ever.

    • @SangriaDracul
      @SangriaDracul 2 роки тому +119

      Who said he's a friend?

    • @marianogigahertz9212
      @marianogigahertz9212 2 роки тому +354

      @@SangriaDracul Yeah. I think they got a model for this

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 2 роки тому +125

      It's a real shame when a handsome model like this has such a weird old man voice.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 роки тому +299

      @@SF-li9kh They don't pay models like that to talk.

    • @mw-hc4mi
      @mw-hc4mi 2 роки тому +218

      @@marianogigahertz9212 why they would get a model? There is one already!

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 2 роки тому +481

    I like how the manager's "oh no" says that he already knows what the situation is, but his resistance still ends up futile

    • @helmetguy01
      @helmetguy01 11 місяців тому +10

      The best part is that they have arranged a plan for the situation, but still fail miserably😂

  • @teetbeezoon
    @teetbeezoon 2 роки тому +2623

    The bloopers on that skit must be EPIC! Alan with the horse blinders... perfection! 😚👌

    • @wiawaysb
      @wiawaysb 2 роки тому +67

      i totally lost it at the blinders

    • @teetbeezoon
      @teetbeezoon 2 роки тому

      @@theq86 Rowan would be douche enough to hire a blind person and hide them in a closet just for the next time, nothing else! 🤣

    • @Lexington89
      @Lexington89 2 роки тому +46

      Did you turn on CC? XD if you didn't, I strongly suggest that you do and rewatch it.

    • @goldenknight578
      @goldenknight578 2 роки тому +12

      @@Lexington89 I loved the CC. Isn't the captioning done by the same person who CCs the DnD channel?

    • @Lexington89
      @Lexington89 2 роки тому

      @@goldenknight578 no idea

  • @DrSpectAculaZA
    @DrSpectAculaZA 2 роки тому +1438

    *the smell of a real man* is the close caption we all strive for when entering a room.

    • @Tibbs_Farm
      @Tibbs_Farm 2 роки тому +26

      I am glad you said something about closed captions.

    • @Mipsymousy
      @Mipsymousy 2 роки тому +52

      I'm so glad I went back to watch with captions after seeing this. *The gentle touch Alan needed*

    • @TravistheFool
      @TravistheFool 2 роки тому +14

      VLDL captions are the best.

    • @stephenjohn2131
      @stephenjohn2131 2 роки тому +6

      @@Mipsymousy The gentle touch we all need.

    • @hoid9407
      @hoid9407 2 роки тому +4

      Their CC game was on point for this video! Lol 10x better

  • @VaryAnomaly
    @VaryAnomaly Рік тому +111

    "Oh god you're so beautiful."
    The cowboy nods in agreement.

  • @tinystegosaurus587
    @tinystegosaurus587 2 роки тому +2192

    The fact that he is confused at the end means this doesn't happen at every store. Just this one staffed by 3 loveable weirdos. And Rowan

    • @vRED13vTTV
      @vRED13vTTV 2 роки тому +107

      yeah, i was half expecting a "tarnation, not again" at the end

    • @Notmethe01
      @Notmethe01 2 роки тому +16

      So Rowan's not loveable or isn't a weirdo?

    • @tinystegosaurus587
      @tinystegosaurus587 2 роки тому +46

      @@Notmethe01 weirdo yes, loveable... Has his moments

    • @FluffySylveonBoi
      @FluffySylveonBoi 2 роки тому +12

      He probably buys most stuff online and visiting a store is rare.

    • @matternativ
      @matternativ 2 роки тому +49

      @Suicide Kyd if he looks like the average Joe than a LOT of people are below average Joe-s. 😆

  • @matthewbartke4424
    @matthewbartke4424 2 роки тому +387

    0:53 *co-worker passes out, sees customer waiting, decides to help customer first* Now that is Play Tech dedication right there.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  2 роки тому +130

      It’s in the contracts. Even if a co-worker passes out you must keep working

    • @guitarmama06
      @guitarmama06 2 роки тому +11

      So true. Store policy: *Customers first then coworkers* even if the customer INSISTS on you helping the coworker before them, customers come first.

    • @NupplesRampage
      @NupplesRampage 2 роки тому +3

      And you can only go to the hospital after hours. Remember to fill up the forms stating that Play Tech is not responsible for all injuries and mishaps before you go!

    • @47CryXMA
      @47CryXMA 2 роки тому

      That's why he gets paid the big bucks ($9.45/hr) or w/e it was.

  • @sztypettto
    @sztypettto 2 роки тому +1015

    Imagine being a chiseled hunk, coming in to buy RAM. Either he's doing a supply run for someone else, or he's secretly a gamer nerd like Henry Cavill.

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 2 роки тому +120

      Damn it, now I'm imagining this scenario with Henry Cavill! 🤣

    • @kingcobra7330
      @kingcobra7330 2 роки тому +7

      Cool scenario

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon 2 роки тому +3

      @@3nertia Matt is chaotic neutral and I am here for a hot customer competition between the two.

    • @ReincarnatedGhost1
      @ReincarnatedGhost1 2 роки тому +14

      Omg I love Henry Cavil I don’t even care…

    • @SouthPoleAntarctica
      @SouthPoleAntarctica 2 роки тому +5

      or epically lost in his quest to find the male sheep running amok.

  • @briandavidherron
    @briandavidherron 2 роки тому +1227

    If you don't have subtitles on when watching these, you're missing even more fun!
    *The gentle touch Alan needed*

    • @MsYunaFires
      @MsYunaFires 2 роки тому +59

      "*intense man on man attraction*"
      aka the day Adam (the character) discovered he's bi.

    • @Amblerrone
      @Amblerrone 2 роки тому +15

      lol I had it in subtitles. It was great!

    • @MrStrizver
      @MrStrizver 2 роки тому +2

      OMG! THANK YOU!

    • @merphul
      @merphul 2 роки тому +6

      the auto caption algorithms are working overtime on this one. but that's how good the videography and sound are.

    • @youngus
      @youngus 2 роки тому +6

      The gentle touch Alan WANTED

  • @musingartisan
    @musingartisan 2 роки тому +2175

    I like the way that they had a single red button, specifically for this scenario. Nothing else, not even Karen has a Red Button. So that leads me to the question, "How often does this happen?"

    • @professorx3060
      @professorx3060 2 роки тому +298

      Sometimes it's not the frequency that matters, it's severity

    • @davbah
      @davbah 2 роки тому +29

      @@professorx3060 I mean... Some people are very hot so...

    • @jointedlimb
      @jointedlimb 2 роки тому +18

      not only that... where is it, so i can move there?

    • @erpbridge
      @erpbridge 2 роки тому +31

      This had to be the fourth time, at least. First time is an oddity, and may have only affected Ellie. Second time is start of a pattern. Third time is confirmation of the pattern, and results in countermeasure attempts.

    • @splatninja9447
      @splatninja9447 2 роки тому +43

      Remember when Britt first appeared? Rowan provided customer service and then collapsed into convulsions. That's why they have that button. Whoops. Misread your comment. But I'll leave this here anyway, just in case anyone is curious as to why they have the button.

  • @steemdup
    @steemdup Рік тому +74

    "You take this now, and you git! We don't want no trouble." Alan sounds like the General Store owner in any western town, talking to the leader of an outlaw gang. LMAO! 😆😆 no comment on the horse blinders.....

  • @Pretisy
    @Pretisy 2 роки тому +1088

    The captions are where the real magic in the skits are.

    • @FlinnGaidin
      @FlinnGaidin 2 роки тому +28

      I tend to be annoyed by subtitles as they distract me from watching the actual video, but for the hidden gems VLDL put in them I occasional need to turn them on, lol.

    • @sheilamartin880
      @sheilamartin880 2 роки тому +29

      @@FlinnGaidin that's why you have to watch the videos twice. 1 for the visual, 2 for the captions and adds on both so they can afford to keep bringing us this quality content.😀

    • @geekmastermind
      @geekmastermind 2 роки тому +2

      Well, TIL... 🤣

    • @hillbillykoi5534
      @hillbillykoi5534 2 роки тому +2

      @@sheilamartin880 That's exactly what I do too 😆

    • @paulg9019
      @paulg9019 2 роки тому +4

      well thanks for making me watch this twice xd

  • @doommimic5433
    @doommimic5433 2 роки тому +397

    “You take this now and you get” 😂 love how good Alan is at the accents

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  2 роки тому +134

      Whenever something dramatic happens the accents come out

    • @tonyedgett4243
      @tonyedgett4243 2 роки тому +11

      As someone that's ridden many horses in the American west. "That right there was a perty dang good accent. He ain't half bad, ain't half bad at all."

    • @TheMightsparrow
      @TheMightsparrow 2 роки тому +1

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague Yo ladies who is the Actor playing the cowboy?
      You need to bring him back again.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 Рік тому

      *git

  • @kirepaha5781
    @kirepaha5781 2 роки тому +73

    First I thought that Rowan will beat him with his "I'm a model" energy. Then I died at the touch Alan needed🤣

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 Рік тому +4

      Rowan and Hottie McCowboy just aggressivly smouldering at eachother like it's a damn showdown, innocent customers walking in and just getting cut down by stray poses and looks like they're bullets.
      One let's out a mega pose releasing a blast of pure hotness and and the other deflects it, sending it flying into a shelf, instantly destroying it.
      The store is reduced to rubble, burning piles of ash, both models are filthy and sweaty and bloodied as they fire one exhausted pose after another at each other.
      Ellie and Alan cower behind a burning pile of hard drives as they work on trying to save a casualty caught in the crossfire, but its no use, the poor soul has had their eyes burned out after making direct eye contact with the dangerously hot men..
      Adam is in the fetal position, weeping at the horrors he has witnessed, the faint ringing of tinnitus blocks his ability to even perceive his surround him as he lays shell-shocked.
      Alan has had enough, he heroically stands tall to confront these two menaces, avoiding eye contact, he charges at the hot customer and knocks him too the floor..
      Both rowan and hot customer instantly drop their battle-scene demeanour, and rowan is now outraged as to why Alan has just attacked a customer. Rowan begins helping said customer to his feet whilst berating Alan for being a psychopath.. oblivious to the fact the store now looks like an active warzone.. he is back to manager rowan.
      As Alan realises that normality has returned and arguing is futile, he nods and apologises along, not taking in anything rowan is saying.. and finally, as rowan helps hot customer to the door, he glances around and tells Alan he needs to clean the place up, as it "looks like a battle broke out or something"

    • @kirepaha5781
      @kirepaha5781 Рік тому +1

      ​@@EvilGremlin100Daaaamn that is a MASTERPIECE!
      Your comment brought me back to rewatch one of the funniest video of vldl, but you just added so much more to it! Breathtaking.

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 Рік тому

      @kirepaha5781 your comment about rowans model past is what gave me the idea. I just ran with it

  • @CrazyBRT
    @CrazyBRT 2 роки тому +539

    "do I have to pay for this?"
    rowan, instantly on his foot: "that would be 79.99"

    • @hydewhyte4364
      @hydewhyte4364 2 роки тому +31

      But it comes with a free laptop.

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 2 роки тому +22

      "The free laptop will be an additional $1499.97."

    • @BrawndoQC
      @BrawndoQC 2 роки тому +3

      Or it's DDR5 and it's 879.99

    • @Cludnugget
      @Cludnugget 2 роки тому +12

      Plus $2000 for a bag, of course

    • @RCG706
      @RCG706 2 роки тому +5

      Don't for get the $500 tip.

  • @12HitCombo
    @12HitCombo 2 роки тому +1671

    I was thinking Alan was going to come in, and just treat the customer like any other customer like nothing was wrong, confusing everyone including the cowboy.

    • @Difficult1427
      @Difficult1427 2 роки тому +87

      it would much better

    • @noornasri5753
      @noornasri5753 2 роки тому +27

      Better yet, alan is the one clicking the button, and rowan is the one completely unfazed

    • @12HitCombo
      @12HitCombo 2 роки тому +55

      @@noornasri5753 Nah, Alan is the most intelligent and practical member of the Bored cast. Makes the most sense that a sexy cowboy would affect him the least.
      Plus, Rowan already gets too much screen time as "the weird guy" as it is. Nice to see some of the other cast getting to be more than just straight-men for Rowan's antics.

    • @siullkallig9757
      @siullkallig9757 2 роки тому +25

      Nah man, Alan should've entered wearing the White Shirt, showing this figure of unparalleled masculinity that not even his radiant, sexy charm could overcome the power of the White Shirt.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 2 роки тому +30

      Even better IMO is Rowan comes in last, and the cowboy is completely starstruck and stunned then passes out!

  • @Coolzy
    @Coolzy 2 роки тому +11

    Alan was a good man. He was brave and served his job well. May he be remembered by his loved ones… He earned our respect

  • @njczb2w6
    @njczb2w6 2 роки тому +746

    “The gentle touch Alan needed” was the best part 😄

  • @napolien1310
    @napolien1310 2 роки тому +935

    "Do I need to pay for this?"
    Viva: "I think we should pay you for the show"

    • @Arvl.
      @Arvl. 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @stephenjohn2131
      @stephenjohn2131 2 роки тому +32

      Child support would be nice because those were instant pregnancies by his mere look if i have ever seen one.

    • @GeneralGob
      @GeneralGob 2 роки тому +2

      @@stephenjohn2131 No... Those where deaths

    • @jackthorndyke3390
      @jackthorndyke3390 2 роки тому +5

      @@GeneralGob What's the difference?

    • @KQ_Offsuit
      @KQ_Offsuit 2 роки тому +6

      @@jackthorndyke3390 your life's over either way

  • @sussett
    @sussett 2 роки тому +198

    I used to work in a restaurant and everytime that a hot guy came I could feel my legs shaking, I had this debate in my mind wheter to avoid it completely for my sake or torture me further. I always ended up avoiding them because it was maddening how nervous I would get. This represents it quite well.

  • @Tap-a-roo
    @Tap-a-roo 2 роки тому +226

    I can relate to this. Everytime I walk into a store, people fall down. They say it's from the smell too.

    • @volfcz
      @volfcz 2 роки тому +6

      At first they just come to check what's causing that terribly moist fart sounds... But as they get too close and breath in that deadly mixture of your innards and smell of old swet and unwashed body, they are lost. Their vision narrows, breathing gets difficult. As they struggle to get away, you step in and ask if they need help. And that's what finally gets them for good. The smell of garlic, cheese and old beer is the last piece of puzzle.
      As they blackout you smile for yourself and judge whether you leave then there with a slight chance to recover or stay around for a little while until help (further victims) arrive. All it takes is just scream for help, after all there is a victim lying on the ground, struggling for life.

    • @Tap-a-roo
      @Tap-a-roo 2 роки тому +3

      @@volfcz we used to make steaks and asparagus … extra asparagus … and then go walk the casinos in Vegas. 3-4 of us would Walk into an elevator, we would all cut loose silent ones and then get off. You could hear the OH MY GOD every time when the doors would shut.

    • @amzarnacht6710
      @amzarnacht6710 2 роки тому

      Yeah, 'skunk' + BO of an unwashed Furry will do that to folks...

    • @AZ-rg3rf
      @AZ-rg3rf 2 роки тому

      **incredibly toxic musk intensifies**

    • @isiaharellano3789
      @isiaharellano3789 2 роки тому

      Maybe it's the odor you have. I give off that impression too.

  • @youngus
    @youngus 2 роки тому +2686

    According to the camera shots, Ellie's weakness is jawlines and chest, adam's is below the waist, Rowan's is the hair, and Alan's is touch.

  • @Sycis357
    @Sycis357 Рік тому +18

    Captioning of “the gentle touch Alan needed” was amazing 😂

  • @erpbridge
    @erpbridge 2 роки тому +1623

    Whoever was making the subtitles earned themselves a free pizza. Definitely on point, and outdid themselves.

    • @MargaritoTrevino
      @MargaritoTrevino 2 роки тому +97

      Now I'm rewatching with subs

    • @BlatantPlagiarism
      @BlatantPlagiarism 2 роки тому +63

      @@MargaritoTrevino same and holy heck was it worth it 🤣🤣

    • @dudesayingthings
      @dudesayingthings 2 роки тому +33

      Seriously, the subs are amazing 😂😂

    • @narxic
      @narxic 2 роки тому +10

      Yes. Great job team! Awesome addition. 😁🍻
      Thanx Stephen, was worth the 2nd watch 😎

    • @cheekybabe666
      @cheekybabe666 2 роки тому +16

      We need more of these custom sassy captions. I used to always like seeing them.

  • @pinsjustpins9667
    @pinsjustpins9667 2 роки тому +633

    Adam forgets that's he's also hot, but only outside of work.

    • @michaelwhite7378
      @michaelwhite7378 2 роки тому +59

      It’s all in the leather 🏍

    • @nerowolf8006
      @nerowolf8006 2 роки тому +40

      @@michaelwhite7378 and the motorcycle

    • @JackieMoon22
      @JackieMoon22 2 роки тому +37

      @@nerowolf8006 and the girl 😃.

    • @Flying_Squirrel04
      @Flying_Squirrel04 2 роки тому +32

      The youtube subtitles say
      *intense man on man attraction

    • @heloxiii8894
      @heloxiii8894 2 роки тому +17

      you mean rowan ? he's a model, you know ... He was in avatar !

  • @bluemetalk
    @bluemetalk 2 роки тому +19

    I loved the fact that Alan is the one coming to save the day and yet when touched he fainted almost instantly!! LOVED IT!!! You guys ARE simply AMAZING!!

  • @HistoryScope
    @HistoryScope 2 роки тому +2275

    I love that she says "you're a man" in a similar way as when she first met Rowan and he just repeated "you're a girl" :D

    • @ruthy08
      @ruthy08 2 роки тому +27

      I'm fairly certain she even said "you're a lady" as she fell. Gold.

    • @dovahsblight7677
      @dovahsblight7677 2 роки тому +17

      Glad to see I'm not the only one who remembers those days of bored

    • @barrakuda5555
      @barrakuda5555 2 роки тому +3

      Do you remember the title of this episode?

    • @armsofzeus
      @armsofzeus 2 роки тому +10

      @@barrakuda5555 Ep 44 - The Girl

    • @petermetzger8550
      @petermetzger8550 2 роки тому +22

      I particularly like, how she increases in emphasis. First, she said: "You're a boy." And then, after getting a look of his chest and catching a movement of his, she changes to: "No, you're a man. You're a man." I think, that this is incredibly funny.

  • @chrisuyleman1672
    @chrisuyleman1672 2 роки тому +552

    I swear they only made this to put those horse blinders on Alan

    • @michaellane5381
      @michaellane5381 2 роки тому +39

      No one asked him to wear those, he just wandered on set wearing them unprompted lol

    • @beanshady
      @beanshady 2 роки тому +3

      😁👍

    • @CanadisX
      @CanadisX 2 роки тому +8

      If you listen carefully you can hear a horse in the background, when Alan is approaching

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  2 роки тому +34

      …maybe… 😂😂

    • @LeftyConspirator
      @LeftyConspirator 2 роки тому +8

      The blinders predate the skit. He just walked onto set wearing them and refused to take them off, and everyone else was like "Welp, guess we're doing a skit about horse blinders now, anybody got any ideas?"

  • @guitarmama06
    @guitarmama06 2 роки тому +12

    *The smell of a real man* was what got me 🤣😂😆
    And the horse blinders...I died

  • @TheRealMirCat
    @TheRealMirCat 2 роки тому +116

    The only reason they could record this is because in reality, Rowan is immune and the rest of the cast has built up a resistance from working with Rowan. I mean, he IS a model after all.

  • @lunchbox962
    @lunchbox962 2 роки тому +27

    the caps
    *the power of the female gaze* 1:07
    *feelings of Longing and desire* 1:16
    *the gentle touch that Alan needed* 1:57
    they're all so beautiful 😍 🤩

  • @fidelizer.
    @fidelizer. 2 роки тому +102

    I started watching with subtitles on for some comedy narratives. This "The gentle touch Alan needed" is another pure gold.

  • @SmyeGuy
    @SmyeGuy 2 роки тому +292

    I was half expecting Bryon to come out and be completely unaffected as his character is sometimes completely unaware. Also, Rowan's "OH Shit!" - perfectly delivered and comedic gold.

    • @pikekeke
      @pikekeke 2 роки тому +5

      Who?

    • @oryan4395
      @oryan4395 2 роки тому

      There was a Roman in this skit was there?

    • @jessicam6881
      @jessicam6881 2 роки тому

      That would have been amazing lol

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 2 роки тому

      you mean Rowan?

    • @ace911turbo
      @ace911turbo 2 роки тому +3

      Apparently people are still unaware of the "Byron" character. Perhaps most viewers are new to VLDL. Heck even his co-workers forgot he existed - remember his birthday? 😁

  • @nukaclipse
    @nukaclipse Рік тому +8

    This is probably my favorite episode to watch. When Rowan comes in and cuts to the cowboy throwing his jacket open is just so good of a scene 😂

  • @Habitt5253
    @Habitt5253 2 роки тому +58

    Rowan’s reaction, “Oh no! A real model! I am defeated!”

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому +311

    I appreciated the callback to "you're a boy." That was one of my all time favorite skits

  • @animeneax
    @animeneax 2 роки тому +92

    As a retail manager, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate. Doesn't happen a lot though.

    • @logon235
      @logon235 2 роки тому +5

      The entire staff faint?

    • @tenmrchicken2719
      @tenmrchicken2719 Рік тому +3

      @@logon235 Yes

    • @Альмазавр
      @Альмазавр 9 місяців тому +1

      I work in one seller shop. I do a document photo. And it happened. My camera shaked. But he was too young, it saved me though

  • @elaraamaris9595
    @elaraamaris9595 2 роки тому +301

    I love that I never know if Alan is going to come in and be totally normal or if the crazy will go through the whole sketch

    • @sum8601
      @sum8601 10 місяців тому +2

      haha same, hes usually the sane one but every now and then he drinks the crazy juice and its always fun to see.

  • @lawenforcer9864
    @lawenforcer9864 2 роки тому +70

    As an individual that works in retail, I can confirm that’s what exactly happens. However some of us have built up immunity and are prepared.

    • @pavelsery3464
      @pavelsery3464 2 роки тому

      Three questions sir, what does it mean 'are prepared'? How does the preparation look like? And do you also have a code 37214? o.o

    • @guitarmama06
      @guitarmama06 2 роки тому +2

      Yes! For sure! I have built up an immunity...it's a trade secret though.
      Gotta love retail.

  • @starslip8575
    @starslip8575 2 роки тому +8

    The closed captions on this one are hilarious. I like that you guys added another layer to it

  • @StazzaNeuvell
    @StazzaNeuvell 2 роки тому +17

    I'd like to thank the comment section for telling me to watch this with captions on, I laughed the first time, i cried laughing with the captions the second time.

  • @DragonsAreHungry
    @DragonsAreHungry 2 роки тому +220

    now now, a REAL man wouldn´t need to ask to pay, he would leave the money on the counter and then leave...so no, not getting me "cowboy".... oh shoot, I looked at him *faints

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 2 роки тому +3

      If he's a real man, he would put the knife that he obviously had in his ankle holster through the money to keep it still

  • @svenkollskegg3812
    @svenkollskegg3812 2 роки тому +96

    I was expecting the hot customer to say something like, "works everytime", implying he does this to get free stuff quite often 🤣

    • @TrefferVLPeace
      @TrefferVLPeace 2 роки тому +4

      That's what hot people do in reallife

  • @MaverickGaming
    @MaverickGaming 2 роки тому +912

    I can imagine the roundtable meeting on this one:
    Rowan: "Okay, we need a male model in this skit, a really sexy one, one that will knock your socks off....I know everyone is thinking about me but I'm the manager in this one"
    =everyone looks around at every male ever used in VLDL videos=
    Rowan: "None of these will do"

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon 2 роки тому +15

      I know right? NZ is blessed.

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 2 роки тому +100

      "britt with a mustache"

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon 2 роки тому +48

      @@mikekasich836 snerk. Britt in a lumberjack outfit with a moustache would definitely press a lot of people's Code:37214 buttons.

    • @zachcollins4442
      @zachcollins4442 2 роки тому +28

      They could have used Ben. Ben has hair. And muscles. Put him in the cowboy clothes and he could manage.

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon 2 роки тому +24

      @@zachcollins4442 Sir, that may say more about you than about Ben ;) But seriously, Ben has been customer a bunch before, it would have been confusing to have him as this. And Britt knows Mattias, so... why not use the hottest guy you know for a skit?

  • @bluebird8105
    @bluebird8105 2 роки тому +196

    A cowboy coming to pick up some ram. I see what you did there 😏

    • @kyitb9233
      @kyitb9233 2 роки тому +2

      I think that was the point, we all saw what they did there Linda!

    • @bluebird8105
      @bluebird8105 2 роки тому +1

      @Kyler look for Ram Ranch

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  2 роки тому +21

      Perfect scripting 😎😎

    • @bluebird8105
      @bluebird8105 2 роки тому

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague indeed

  • @amateurtries7542
    @amateurtries7542 2 роки тому +27

    Lol! Ellie actually 'lasted' longer than the guys XD

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 2 роки тому +3

      Takes longer to you...you know...climax

    • @tja4379
      @tja4379 2 роки тому

      @@Hirnlego999 thanks for an unexpected laugh

  • @saladmonkey5901
    @saladmonkey5901 2 роки тому +29

    VLDL subtitles are just always on point! I'm glad we're getting subtitles for the visuals as well as the audio now lol 😁

    • @SuperDuckyWho
      @SuperDuckyWho 2 роки тому

      How strange it still says they're not available for me and usually ialways watch with them on. I'm in the US, is it a regional thing for some reason?

    • @saladmonkey5901
      @saladmonkey5901 2 роки тому

      @@SuperDuckyWho hmm not that I'm aware of! That's really strange, I hope they start working for you, they're great!

  • @shireknight01
    @shireknight01 2 роки тому +190

    You know what would have been an hilarious inside joke, if when the hunk had spoken at the end he would have had Hamish's voice.

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 2 роки тому +7

      He already greeted them in the beginning though.

    • @saladmonkey5901
      @saladmonkey5901 2 роки тому +9

      Plus that'd just make him MORE attractive 😏

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 роки тому +7

      Or have Hamish awkwardly waiting in line to be ignored again as usual.

  • @lauraking9761
    @lauraking9761 2 роки тому +2

    The CAPTIONS. Whoever is in charge of the captions... thank you so much. Holy cow. Best use of *CC* I've seen possibly ever.

  • @myvikingmom6218
    @myvikingmom6218 2 роки тому +92

    I had a coworker who was a part time male model and I swear he'd get this reaction from the customers. The ladies were downright THIRSTY. "What is the name of that guy in your paint department?" " Is he married?" "I have to bring my niece in to see him! He is yummy!" Many a house that did NOT need a new coat of paint got repainted several times while he worked with us.

    • @janavanbellingen8531
      @janavanbellingen8531 2 роки тому +13

      Poor guy, that must become incredibly annoying very quickly

    • @3p1c_Mustache
      @3p1c_Mustache 2 роки тому +12

      @@janavanbellingen8531 inversely, it's irritating when it doesn't happen anymore. You start wondering if you've done something to lose your appeal.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  2 роки тому +38

      He was obviously a really good hire then 😂

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 роки тому +14

      I bet he hit all his sales goals on a consistent basis, as long as they didn't factor in returns.
      "My wife bought 15 cans of hot pink semi-gloss for my shed...and now I see why."

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon 2 роки тому +5

      @@3p1c_Mustache Oh yeah. Turns out I lost it the moment I didn't look 18 anymore (I was 28 at the time).

  • @PabloSanLuca
    @PabloSanLuca 2 роки тому +36

    While I too almost got lost in his beautiful eyes, thankfully he 1) was wearing his boots outside of his jeans( which no real cowboy would) and 2) he wasn’t wearing a belt and belt buckle. These two glaring issues strengthened my resolve.

    • @xiimooniixmoon2988
      @xiimooniixmoon2988 2 роки тому +7

      Bs! If that came up to you in real life you wouldn't care about that stuff!

    • @ReducePlastic
      @ReducePlastic 8 місяців тому

      @@xiimooniixmoon2988In real life, nobody would faint or get lost in his eyes. They would serve him and carry on with their day without thinking twice about him.

  • @spideyfan804
    @spideyfan804 Рік тому +4

    This must be what happens when Henry Cavill goes to a Microcenter

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo 2 роки тому +201

    "Go on now, we don't wann' no trouble!"
    That was a nice little Red Dead Logic episode right there, _I do declare_

    • @FS-me8mj
      @FS-me8mj 2 роки тому

      a bit of elden ring there too

    • @heyitsmebee
      @heyitsmebee 2 роки тому +5

      "You take this now and you git" as someone in Texas, I found this hilarious 😂

  • @PsychoKinezis913
    @PsychoKinezis913 2 роки тому +141

    I remember when Britt was the hot customer and Rowan played it smoothly at first but fainted at the end. Now everybody fainted 😂

    • @DaTiger45
      @DaTiger45 2 роки тому +28

      Britt is still hot. They need to bring her back and have her flirt with Ellie

    • @grasstoucher139
      @grasstoucher139 2 роки тому +8

      @@DaTiger45 I need that.

    • @rafstrayhorn5772
      @rafstrayhorn5772 2 роки тому +13

      Britt didn't have the incredibly masculine musk

    • @andraes9684
      @andraes9684 2 роки тому +12

      to be fair, Britt came in with normal clothes and spoke to them casually ... no wind in hair, sultry stares, etc .. :p

    • @PsychoKinezis913
      @PsychoKinezis913 2 роки тому +6

      @@andraes9684 Well, Britt’s face alone is attractive enough to make any Playtech employee to faint 😂

  • @mnandeazy34
    @mnandeazy34 2 роки тому +3

    After seeing the comments about watching this with captions, had to go back and watch again... 10/10 100% worth it 😂😂😂

  • @Goat-on-a-Stick
    @Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому +99

    I run into this problem all the time. Also I only go to self-serve places.

    • @lee67382
      @lee67382 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Albtraum_TDDC
      @Albtraum_TDDC 2 роки тому +14

      stay away from mirrors

    • @fendysusanto876
      @fendysusanto876 2 роки тому +1

      I thought it was Ryan

    • @agaeus
      @agaeus 2 роки тому

      We have a legend in the midst

  • @Ganjamus
    @Ganjamus 2 роки тому +88

    Ellie's facial expressions are always so perfect 😂

  • @e.b.2339
    @e.b.2339 2 роки тому +5

    oh my god... the subtitles alone deserve an award! ...."the gentle touch Alan needed!"😂

  • @iLLiCiT_XL
    @iLLiCiT_XL 2 роки тому +386

    When I worked at Starbucks we decided we needed a code word for whenever a hot customer would walk in. We couldn't chose one so we literally just used to shout "CODE!" LOL It wasn't slick at all and a few of our hot regulars definitely caught onto us.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 роки тому +25

      I say "pickles" at my job. The idea was from this old show According to Jim. But we use the code word for when someone important comes in lol =]

    • @iLLiCiT_XL
      @iLLiCiT_XL 2 роки тому +72

      @@sage4365 well they were hot and we were all single and thirsty lol. And the ones that caught on always had a smirk.

    • @CryoHydra357
      @CryoHydra357 2 роки тому +1

      @@iLLiCiT_XL ducks on the pond

    • @tommydavidson4608
      @tommydavidson4608 2 роки тому +9

      Shakey puddin was a code word we used at a old job of mine lol

    • @alancode2147
      @alancode2147 2 роки тому +11

      There was a woman that would come into a store I worked at in order to flirt with the assistant store manager and he found her far less than attractive. If we saw her come in, we'd page him to the office to handle the "Good, Bad, and Ugly report". You gotta wonder if she ever caught on because everytime she came in we'd page, "Dean to the office for the Good, Bad, and Ugly report, Dean to the office for the Good, Bad, and UGLY report!"

  • @synbiosblade
    @synbiosblade 2 роки тому +180

    Years ago when I was a mall rat a very attractive woman applied to my local gamestop, the manager said she wasn't qualified and didn't hire her. She ended up getting a job across the hall at a foot locker, the foot locker saw around a 20% increase in sales the first couple of months she had worked there (not sure if the trend continued). This was pointed out to the Gamestop manager who realized maybe it would have been worth the little bit of training necessary to work at game store.

    • @Albtraum_TDDC
      @Albtraum_TDDC 2 роки тому +13

      I was biased about pretty women being more prone to being bad at work tasks, but over the years I noticed that they're just as capable on average as the uglier ones. Same with men.

    • @synbiosblade
      @synbiosblade 2 роки тому +27

      @@Albtraum_TDDC Not to get it twisted, I was there when she handed in her application. She had never played a video game and knew nothing about them, so the manager was correct that she probably wasnt qualified. But I could also assume she probably had no clue about the composition of the basketball shoes vs a track and field shoe and still she did her job just fine there. So being unqualified for a job does have meaning, but taking a chance to train her saw pretty big benefits to the foot locker.

    • @Albtraum_TDDC
      @Albtraum_TDDC 2 роки тому +8

      @@synbiosblade I agree, but I mostly meant it in a statistics way. If you had an ugly woman apply, chances are she would also have the same knowledge or lack of knowledge. I thought pretty people would be more likely to skimp on skills and rely on their looks, but it turns out they are just as average as ugly ones. I guess they find different motivations, like not wanting to be judged on their looks alone.

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl 2 роки тому +1

      @@Albtraum_TDDC I have noticed that (not naturally) beautiful people often have more skills than ugly people simply due to the fact that they can manage to make the best of their appearance so they tend to be less lazy

    • @johnserosanguineous1886
      @johnserosanguineous1886 2 роки тому +7

      Gamestop would've seen a 900% increase in sales sir.

  • @ohtdpg7w
    @ohtdpg7w Рік тому +8

    Alan's cowboy accent is awesome

  • @ludwikawykurz4345
    @ludwikawykurz4345 2 роки тому +72

    Haha, that was something new. The way Alan says "RAM" makes me think about sheep that have ran amok :D

    • @wwaxwork
      @wwaxwork 2 роки тому +3

      Well he did look very Brokeback Mountain inspired and they were sheepherders.

    • @atlantic_love
      @atlantic_love 2 роки тому

      When she heard ram, she puckered up and smiled.

  • @achromicwhite2309
    @achromicwhite2309 2 роки тому +131

    I was hoping Ben was going to show up at the end "Did he just walk out without needing to pay, JUST because he's hot? Outrageous"

  • @galvanprime
    @galvanprime Рік тому +4

    This video proves why watching with subtitles is superior.

  • @xbaker3868
    @xbaker3868 2 роки тому +57

    “Well, Ellie has fainted. Good thing no one else is gonna fall for…”
    Adam: “What a hero! 😏”

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 2 роки тому +6

      rowan was able to deal with Britt as a hot customer
      but this man..
      this man scares him

  • @kepp_b
    @kepp_b 2 роки тому +70

    Props to Rowan for acting with double roles. That's dedication. 😁😁😁

  • @IvoPavlik
    @IvoPavlik 2 роки тому +5

    Damn, the subtitles add an extra layer of entertainment to this already golden piece 😀

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados 2 роки тому +40

    How weird it must be to call someone in for a job like this.
    "Hey we need you for a skit."
    "Sure, but why me?"
    "You're hot."

    • @DonDuracell
      @DonDuracell 2 роки тому

      Why? They're called models or actors.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 2 роки тому +4

      @@DonDuracell The job "Actor" contains a lot more work and dedication than just being handsome XD
      But it must be strange for a model to be invited to a skit.

    • @VeliRajasaar
      @VeliRajasaar 2 роки тому

      "Sure, but why me?"
      "You're a man."
      There, fixed it for you :P

  • @yuvalkoren4070
    @yuvalkoren4070 2 роки тому +5

    The gentle touch Allen needed. Happy for you man...

  • @Jud1cator
    @Jud1cator 2 роки тому +6

    The subtitles were on point and that "oh shit" delivery was spot on. 😂

  • @TheKnudie
    @TheKnudie 2 роки тому +13

    I will never not have captions on while watching Viva videos. They are perfection and no one can take that away from me!

    • @andreishikawa1
      @andreishikawa1 2 роки тому +3

      I liked when they captioned Eugene's cry from Epic NPC Man as "crying.wav"

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 2 роки тому +40

    At first I thought only Ellie would be affected so the reaction of Adam at 0:50 really got me.

    • @secretintrovert
      @secretintrovert 2 роки тому +5

      me too,

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan 2 роки тому +5

      I guess I am the only one who already saw that coming...

    • @JescaBartell
      @JescaBartell 2 роки тому +2

      At first, I was afraid it would be really hetero-normative. Glad I was wrong!

    • @Palidor
      @Palidor 2 роки тому +1

      @@JescaBartell Now that your checkbox is marked, you may enjoy the video!

    • @Kellogs_Gaming
      @Kellogs_Gaming 2 роки тому +1

      @@JescaBartell Where would be the harm in that? Its pretty unlikely that the whole staff is gay/bi, so out side of the joke why does it matter to you?^^

  • @XDSDDLord
    @XDSDDLord 2 роки тому +5

    I thought this was going to be some sort of twist on the serving a hot girl skit with Ellie, but I wasn't sure how they were going to do it, and then there was all this biness going on, and it brought joy to my little black heart.

  • @argylega
    @argylega 2 роки тому +17

    Subtitles add a whole new layer - when their hands touch at the end, it says "The gentle touch that Alan needed" XD

  • @patpatpatzi7089
    @patpatpatzi7089 2 роки тому +82

    Ben's deception is increasing - even got a handsome costume.

    • @bluebearie7230
      @bluebearie7230 2 роки тому +8

      Damn it! so he came to scam again!? his disguise was so on point i couldn't tell it was him😵‍💫

    • @adrianszostek830
      @adrianszostek830 2 роки тому +2

      I think we have a new scammer in town

    • @sama34
      @sama34 2 роки тому +5

      That ain't Ben, Ben would've probably liked or rub something or tried to short change

    • @rafstrayhorn5772
      @rafstrayhorn5772 2 роки тому +2

      Ben doesn't need a handsome costume

    • @rayzerot
      @rayzerot 2 роки тому +2

      Ben is really working that ring of charisma. That's what gives the cowboy aesthetic.

  • @kane13x
    @kane13x 2 роки тому +2

    "Oh god you're so beautiful " 🤣

  • @frankbarenbach6044
    @frankbarenbach6044 2 роки тому +28

    I always appreciate the subtitles, due to poor Englisch skills, but this time, they were a great bonus. 😁👍🏻

  • @philbofettiArchive
    @philbofettiArchive 2 роки тому +28

    I feel like Adam outside of work could still compete with that

  • @Arthur19-v3y
    @Arthur19-v3y 2 роки тому +1

    The "Intense man on man attraction" in the closed captioning is just genius!!
    😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
    Then theres "The gentle touch that Alan needed"
    OMG lmfaooo 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @TheRedAzuki
    @TheRedAzuki 2 роки тому +25

    I was just waiting Ben to step in at the end. See there's no customer service and just yell out "Outrageous!" And then try to steal everything in the store.

  • @crickett3536
    @crickett3536 2 роки тому +12

    The actor playing the hot customer must have had a nice confidence boost 🙂

  • @yukilino
    @yukilino 2 роки тому +6

    One thing for sure, the cameraman surely the strongest man alive!

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 2 роки тому +54

    Sooooooo the Kickstarter money went to hiring this paragon of masculinity... money well spent I say.

  • @Ducky_Lord
    @Ducky_Lord 2 роки тому +77

    It is actually Rowan in disguise

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 роки тому +2

      He WISHED!

    • @Arvl.
      @Arvl. 2 роки тому +1

      Its actually rowan in an alternate dimension

    • @Monolith1984
      @Monolith1984 2 роки тому +3

      "I'm a modewl!"

  • @SacredSwordOfJovan
    @SacredSwordOfJovan 8 місяців тому +2

    There he is, the famous Cotton Eye Joe

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube 2 роки тому +478

    Alan wearing those horse blinkers is probably an entire new fetish subculture just waiting to be discovered! 😂

    • @TheRealMirCat
      @TheRealMirCat 2 роки тому +42

      Who's going to tell this guy?

    • @MAEX25
      @MAEX25 2 роки тому +55

      It’s called pony play and already exists. 🙈

    • @MrFallior
      @MrFallior 2 роки тому +17

      @@MAEX25 oh God... WHY???

    • @foxdenfinds
      @foxdenfinds 2 роки тому +6

      @@MAEX25 is right, my pony girls wear them XD

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone 2 роки тому +11

      @@MAEX25
      The sweet release of death couldn't come fast enough.

  • @a.c.t.solutionsinc8024
    @a.c.t.solutionsinc8024 2 роки тому +49

    The yodelay hee hoo had me laughing so hard! one of the absolutely funniest things I've heard in a while!

  • @yoshilu7451
    @yoshilu7451 Рік тому +1

    This NEEDS the subtitles on.
    But anyone else expected the cowboy to mean a literally ram? Alan comes out with a sheep?

  • @CanadisX
    @CanadisX 2 роки тому +8

    I love it that the Soundtrack only introduces the horse, when Alan approaches xD
    Such nice attention to subtle detail!

  • @eliwoodnguyen1505
    @eliwoodnguyen1505 2 роки тому +15

    Give Adam some leather and a motorbike, that will be a hell of a competition 😂🤣 i want that episode

  • @thevalarauka101
    @thevalarauka101 Рік тому +1

    I was expecting the cowboy guy to just start robbing them at the end when they all passed out

  • @Mikeztarp
    @Mikeztarp 2 роки тому +77

    Nice twist! I expected this to be a gender-reversed version of the skit with Britt from a few years ago, but I should have known yall would go above and beyond. :D

  • @mrbookends
    @mrbookends 2 роки тому +4

    "You take this now and you GIT!" - as an American, this tracks.

  • @H12N7
    @H12N7 2 роки тому +4

    Looks like the hot customer is more dangerous than Karen😂😂😂

  • @yuukimasamura5143
    @yuukimasamura5143 2 роки тому +138

    Can confirm this actually happens. I used to work at JB HiFi in Australia and there was literally a code we call out over the speaker when a hot customer entered the store.

    • @jeremykiahsobyk102
      @jeremykiahsobyk102 2 роки тому +22

      Code at KFC (in the 90s) was "Check Original" and was used by either gender. XD

    • @tullo5564
      @tullo5564 2 роки тому +4

      So why the code? Lol

    • @jeremykiahsobyk102
      @jeremykiahsobyk102 2 роки тому +44

      @@tullo5564 Because it's tacky to just yell "Check out this hottie!" Objectification should be subtle and with a modicum of decorum.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 2 роки тому +11

      @@jeremykiahsobyk102 So the code was just to invite everyone to subtly gawk at the customer? Must be really bored

    • @jeremykiahsobyk102
      @jeremykiahsobyk102 2 роки тому +39

      @@limiv5272 No, that's normal human behavior. We were more in touch with our instincts 30 years ago.

  • @here2play760
    @here2play760 2 роки тому +14

    I don't understand how you guys just keep pumping out consistently awesome videos lmao thank you for the next level entertainment 😂

  • @24LionHearts
    @24LionHearts 2 роки тому +2

    I just choked on my drink when ellie said "yodelay hee hoo". 🤣

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 2 роки тому +18

    Now a crossover between this episode and the one where Britt induced convulsions in Rowan when she asked for his number. Their battle would be legendary

  • @SIXPACFISH
    @SIXPACFISH 2 роки тому +5

    What happened? I was watching the new video and I must have blacked out. WTF! I tried to watch this video 4 times and passed out every time! Thank God I wasn't walking down stairs or flying an airplane or something! You people are a menace to society!