What Made You NOPE Out Of a First Date?

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  • @joemalinchalk1314
    @joemalinchalk1314 2 роки тому +169

    Blind date my sister set me up with. She had a British accent, cool. I paid for dinner a movie and drinks, then she faked a kidney stone and had to run out. My sister told me she wasn't British, and she had problems. Thanks Sis.

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 2 роки тому +9

      Sis would get a booby trapped Christmas gift this year lol.

    • @nenamichelle
      @nenamichelle 2 роки тому +18

      Makes me wonder what your sister was getting you back for…lol.

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 2 роки тому +4

      @@nenamichelle 😁😁

    • @chriswilliams8480
      @chriswilliams8480 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @cesaravegah3787
      @cesaravegah3787 2 роки тому +4

      First date new standard: Meet for a coffe or something equally cheap on a place where talking is possible, not movies or noisy cluebs, no diner or lunch dates either, never expend more than fifty bucks on first dates, that would save a lot of money and time since good women that like you would want a second date, golddigers, woman-child and other undesirable characters wont or even acept the first one

  • @chriskirsten8221
    @chriskirsten8221 2 роки тому +47

    I cannot fathom why ANYONE would meet someone at their home for a first date! Especially in these crazy times we live in, are people really that stupid?

    • @TerraDangerJonas
      @TerraDangerJonas 2 роки тому +3

      Same!! And having a stranger you met online pick you up for the first date terrifies me!

    • @jackgibsxxx0750
      @jackgibsxxx0750 Рік тому +1

      To answer your question. YES!!!!!!

  • @MsLittlemonster30
    @MsLittlemonster30 2 роки тому +57

    10:23 if someone says they want to rape you run like hell that’s scary as hell glad ghat girl made it out of the date

    • @valthenvega2434
      @valthenvega2434 2 роки тому +3

      Now I’ve seen there’s people who kinda have fetishes of having the ultimate hardcore sex experience, kinda driving into the rape-like territory , which I guess… is only cool under mutual interest and consent, but this guy straight up screamed “IM IN NEED OF A CRIMINAL RECORD RN!!”

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 2 роки тому +3

      @@valthenvega2434 Yeah and if you are actually into that stuff then you need to bring it up more gently with some actual tact and you should probably know the person a little better before broaching the subject… This guy ain’t interested in consent. And him saying it’s “HER fault for looking so good” is just soooooooo disgusting. I’d imagine he’s on the sex offender list by now. If he’s not, he should be.

  • @cl5470
    @cl5470 2 роки тому +45

    One I can actually respond to for once! I was new to town after moving for a job opportunity and a new coworker set me up on a date. I had met the guy once or twice, and he seemed friendly and was pretty cute, so I agreed. We planned to meet up at a local martini bar. When I got there a few minutes early, he was already there and had a drink. No big deal, I was impressed that he wasn't trying to do the "casually late" thing because that is annoying. Except it was far from his first drink. The dude was already hammered.
    I (foolishly) decided to overlook that and chalked it up to nerves, so I sat down and ordered. Before my martini even arrived (gin martini, extra dirty with extra olives) the dude tells me he had an extra bad day because he woke up to find a "boot" on his car from having so many unpaid tickets. He bragged that he had cut the boot off rather than pay the fine.
    Me: "They're probably just going to arrest you now."
    Him: "F no they aren't. I'm not going back to jail!"
    Me: "Jail?" 🤨
    Except it wasn't the county jail from which he had recently been released. It was state prison.
    No one had mentioned he had just been released from prison when they set this date up. Before I could even ask, he told me that he had been in prison for selling a LOT of cocaine, then asked me if I wanted to buy some cocaine from him. I politely declined. He shrugged.
    Just as I was trying to figure out a polite way to exit this date, the guy lurched forward and threw up ALL over the bartop, into the ice well and onto the bartender's legs and feet. Just pure, boozy, rancid liquid that went everywhere. The smell was like Satan's ball sweat after being distilled for a month. The dumpsters outside seafood restaurants smell better.
    I managed to catch eyes with the bartender, slap some money on the bar, and back away quietly while my lovely date ran to the bathroom to clean himself up. I wish I could say I never saw him again, but it's a small town, and he is a hardcore townie. I have so many stories about this clown.
    If you're reading this, eff you, Dave! You still owe me over 2000 bucks you slimy POS.

    • @vette215
      @vette215 2 роки тому +4

      Yea... What they said lol

    • @cl5470
      @cl5470 2 роки тому +14

      Long story short, he backed his unregistered van into a porch I had just paid to install. He tried to offer me cocaine to pay for the damages (which I declined) and ended up in prison again for something unrelated.

    • @Larry_Stylinson
      @Larry_Stylinson 2 роки тому +3

      @@cl5470 I already counted 10 red flags during that (I assume very short) date but there are at least another two red flags in your follow up. You really dodged a big bullet! Things like these make me just glad that I'm European and don't live in the USA. Chances of me encountering someone even remotely THAT awful are pretty small and I live in a metropolis... ☠

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 2 роки тому +4

      @@cl5470 Can you sue him for the money? If he’s still in prison (again) I guess you’d have to wait til he gets out… IF he gets out…

    • @cl5470
      @cl5470 2 роки тому +5

      @Kranberry I could have sued him, but he has a lot of very sketchy friends who might harass me. Apparently, his mom forced him into rehab after he got out of prison (according to a mutual friend), and he is in a halfway house in another state. It's probably not worth it after all these years, though. I honestly hope he got sober, because he was going to die if he didn't.

  • @MCrewDude
    @MCrewDude 2 роки тому +19

    My worst date? I chatted with a girl I knew from high school. The two of us agreed to meet at TGI Fridays but she was babysitting her roommate’s two-year-old son and brought him on the date. Already a red flag. She ordered a booster chair for him so our attention was divided between him and each other. On a side note, the girl has short hair so our waiter initially mistook her for a guy and thought we were a gay couple so that was kind of funny. This girl desperately wanted to be a mother and wanted to become pregnant. She asked me all kinds of questions regarding my physical health and known mental health issues. When I told her no, she said that I didn’t have to be involved with our baby and that she’d be okay if I donated sperm to her. I tolerated the rest of the date I left her after saying goodbye and never met up with her again. This was years ago and she still does not have a child.

  • @genevac9
    @genevac9 2 роки тому +17

    My very first date I was a freshman in high school and this guy I’ve been talking to at school asked me out to the movies bc he knew how much I like the movie theater and go often with friends. I show up that night and his mom, dad, two younger siblings, older sister, and 4 of her friends are all there. First thing they mention was watching my date and I to make sure we weren’t gonna “do anything”. I should’ve nope outta there when I could bc that was a long, awkward date.
    We saw Sing if anyone’s wondering.

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 2 роки тому +24

    Last winter I went on a date with a guy I met online. Pretty cute, worked as a nurse. He did not write more than one word at a time but I thought he was just shy. Date comes around and we planned to go to his and have some fun. We meet and turns out he can't host for a reason he never really explained. Asked if he had other plans what to do. Nope. Just asked to only walk around. He was as monosylabic as online and seemed more occupied with the Boba tea he brought. He starts walking in a random direction, it was cold and dark. On a hunch I stopped to see if he would notice. Took him like a hundred meters to catch on what happened. I told him that I was not feeling this and went back to the train. He seemed very unbothered. We did not text again.

  • @anniel13
    @anniel13 2 роки тому +11

    At least she paid... good job Scorpio😉🤣👍jk

  • @xXxzig02xXx
    @xXxzig02xXx 2 роки тому +7

    7:00 😂😂😂 I feel guilty for laughing but it’s can’t stop

  • @Suguri
    @Suguri 2 роки тому +11

    18:15- I get you shouldn't bring it on your date, but if you are a woman with a pet rat your bra will be 100% its favorite place to hang.
    They're very good pets, but don't live long enough. ):

  • @juliane.mfarias9285
    @juliane.mfarias9285 2 роки тому +21

    She slap you in the face for being a Scorpio!?

  • @NemFX
    @NemFX 2 роки тому +6

    I had someone nope out of a date with me, we got into a car crash on the way there, so i had to get dropped off. She didn't even bother asking what happened.

  • @bellathesmolneko9159
    @bellathesmolneko9159 2 роки тому +6

    I hate people who will only date or be friends with people just because of zodiac/star signs,they’re so annoying-

  • @zero0karaoke
    @zero0karaoke 2 роки тому +4

    Every time I see m*** I have a Scott Pilgrim moment and think it's "muff"

  • @MalcolmReynoldsQuotes
    @MalcolmReynoldsQuotes 2 роки тому +2

    Ugh things I forgot I remembered. My ex said the “I want my friends to know you’re real” thing to me too, but I was too naive to realize all of the red-flags. He was super possessive, had anger issues, and was extremely insecure.

  • @MavisRecon
    @MavisRecon 2 роки тому +13

    14:14 if you really try, you can almost read this reddit post to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel.
    Edit: Here is the organization:
    It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
    *Guy wanted to meet at a bar I used to work at*
    The regular crowd shuffles in
    *I showed up and he was already there*
    There's an old man sittin' next to me
    *I order vodka and we're glaring into the menu*
    Makin' love to his tonic and gin
    *while his shots arrive and he's just pounding theeeeem*
    He says, "Son can you play me a memory?
    *Now the bartender is giving me stinkeye*
    I'm not really sure how it goes
    *I know him so I'm like WTF?*
    But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete...
    *you can work the rest out on yout own*

  • @itsmatt2105
    @itsmatt2105 2 роки тому +2

    I would pay money to be in a situation to use the line "I see you brought your A game!" That's too funny!

  • @dwoodstwin
    @dwoodstwin 2 роки тому +1

    "He had risen" HAHAHAHAHA

  • @onyxthegemlord2847
    @onyxthegemlord2847 Рік тому

    4:57 biggest heel turn ever

  • @troubleinthevalley5884
    @troubleinthevalley5884 Рік тому +1

    Okay aside from the warrants and whatnot, the pet rat is kind of cute. I'm a fan of little rodents though lol.

  • @Darkninja105
    @Darkninja105 2 роки тому +8

    Shit like this makes me glad I'm aromantic.

    • @piss9133
      @piss9133 2 роки тому

      Ditto to that 🏳️‍🌈

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Рік тому

    18:24 the pet rat isn’t the dealbreaker for me (I honestly think domesticated rats are kinda cute) it’s the warrants

  • @darkaoshi27
    @darkaoshi27 2 роки тому +6

    Y'all actually get dates? What's that like?

  • @kendoruslink7017
    @kendoruslink7017 2 роки тому +2

    So many people faking emergencies to get out of dates but I understand why lol.

  • @AviationWithEli
    @AviationWithEli 2 роки тому

    2:15 sounds like less then 10 seconds…😂

  • @Mr.Dolan-Duck
    @Mr.Dolan-Duck 2 роки тому +1

    That first one is a keeper I dont see the problem 😒

  • @wrapper2
    @wrapper2 2 роки тому +1

    "Have you met our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" I'd checked off "agnostic/not religious" on my dating profile, and got asked that. I laughed because I thought it was a joke. Apparently it was not.

  • @BurnDoubt
    @BurnDoubt 2 роки тому +1

    this one time I took a girl to a TechN9ne/Brotha Lynch Hung concert.. halfway through BLH's song Meat Cleaver she said "I was just at a Christian concert with my family last week"
    Oopsies

  • @GetDougDimmadomed
    @GetDougDimmadomed 2 роки тому +3

    1:45 The humane society 100% put all those cats down. It's what they do.

    • @itsmatt2105
      @itsmatt2105 2 роки тому +1

      I was going to go to veterinarian school after HS but then learned veterinarians do more than put cats down all day. Totally lost interest after that.

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey Рік тому

    Imma be honest - a pet rat, and being up front about a prison record... I'm still down.

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 2 роки тому +6

    Went on a date with this casual acquaintance of mine. Short hair, plaid shirts the whole shebang. We've been hitting it off, but then she kissed me out of the blue and then started muttering to herself like "why isn't it working? If it was [some chick I also knew] I'd be wet by now!". Yeah, apparently she was using me as either a rebound or an attempt to "straighten up" and I ain't about that shit. I turned around and walked away. She begged me not to go but i just hopped on a bus back home. Never even looked back. Felt like a Sigma Male.
    That said, I wish it would work. She was cute...

  • @8Spikey
    @8Spikey 2 роки тому +6

    He who shaves his beard for a girl deserves neither.

  • @l0rdparzival954
    @l0rdparzival954 2 роки тому +2

    Alley guy was weird

    • @elliotp23
      @elliotp23 Рік тому

      Prolly has raped someone before

  • @j.tgrooms
    @j.tgrooms 2 роки тому +3

    Let's see where this goes

  • @DonutVIP
    @DonutVIP 2 роки тому +2

    Date? Last date I had was with the law, let's just say I barely escape for dating "her" for 2 month but yeah I escape lmaoo
    Nope, in all seriousness haven't been to a date but I have seen a date gone sour quick and don't wanna be in that shoes when things goes sideways, the embrassment after she makes a scene is just to much, like really to much

  • @arielxmoore
    @arielxmoore 2 роки тому +2

    humans are so weird.

  • @troubleinthevalley5884
    @troubleinthevalley5884 Рік тому

    Sounds like the Always Sunny guys have this setup where they can get free meals. One of them gets a non-life-threatening injury and distracts the date by having her clean it up and call the paramedics and whatnot. Then, by the time she realizes what's happening, the other guys have eaten the food. Then they all meet up at the hospital, leaving the date to pay and they're on to the next food heist LMAO

  • @tamdingphuntsok9280
    @tamdingphuntsok9280 2 роки тому +1

    You guys go on dates?

  • @cameronhughes4728
    @cameronhughes4728 2 роки тому +2

    0:42 valid, Scorpio’s aren’t shit

  • @rogerramjet6429
    @rogerramjet6429 2 роки тому +8

    Funny thing is that these people probably think that leaving the date was their idea.
    I've met some pretty awful women then acted a certain way to make them leave, so they think it was their decision.
    It's also a fantastic way to encourage them ghosting you and leaving you the fk alone.
    There's a number of very simple questions or comments that really make them want to leave.
    Even paying the bill myself is way cheaper than having them in my life.
    Women are frequently just full of BS games and lies.
    I don't like that crap

    • @0mfgeeze
      @0mfgeeze 2 роки тому

      As a woman, I unfortunately agree. Most women I meet are shallow, vapid and bvtchy.

  • @vladimirmihnev9702
    @vladimirmihnev9702 2 роки тому

    Mostly storys I'm a ❄️ and some I'm a total piece of shit. And that are just the guys! Half of The girls were ok, but the I'm a 5 on a great day but I seriously demand my man to be a least a 9.5 and make 6 figures a year. And he needs to pay be grateful for me even acknowledging his existence also I will fuck with other gay's and girls all I what. But if he even looked at a woman he is dead!

  • @DFRKR
    @DFRKR 2 роки тому

    Scorpio's sucks

    • @elliotp23
      @elliotp23 Рік тому +1

      Me who’s a Scorpio: darn

  • @CheramieJessica1
    @CheramieJessica1 2 роки тому +7

    Jesus Died for you was buried and rose again on the third day according to the scriptures. If you confess with your mouth Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead you will be saved. please repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

    • @rennnnn914
      @rennnnn914 2 роки тому +24

      Why would you think that writing that would make anyone believe you or your book of fairy tales?

    • @congratulationsnowgodieina6989
      @congratulationsnowgodieina6989 2 роки тому +8

      There is no hell or heaven

    • @adammidderigh4150
      @adammidderigh4150 2 роки тому +2

      The above original statement is completely false, according to the scriptures of Adam 6:12:22

    • @motherlessgoat72
      @motherlessgoat72 2 роки тому +17

      As a fellow Christian, I think it would be more effective if you develop personal relationships with the people around you, pour into their lives, and share the Gospel with them in that way. We aren't called to shout the Gospel into the wind, but to love others, regardless of faith or creed, and disciple one another.

    • @congratulationsnowgodieina6989
      @congratulationsnowgodieina6989 2 роки тому

      @@adammidderigh4150 what the hell are you smoking?

  • @samiamgreeneggaandham
    @samiamgreeneggaandham Рік тому

    Is this a monetized channel?

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 Рік тому

    People who go on blind dates fall into 2 groups.
    1... Psychos/fools/morons/drunk/stoned.
    2.... Desperate/naive.