It’s amazing to me that these guys actually find people to scam considering how insanely foreign they sound, and also considering how impatient they are by hanging up immediately on someone who - seemingly would be interested in buying into the scam- all merely due to them being an owner of a Dilbert box.
Yeah you're going to want to print those out directly from the website and then after they're printed out place them inside of the Dilbert Box. That's what Scott Adams was saying he recommends for clippers like us.
Or just take a picture of the screen with your digicam and then transfer the files to your computer. Then use that handy inkjet to get those sweet Dilbert coms in your box.
Scammers are trained to immediately hang up at the mention of a Dilbert Box, as Dilbert readers are notoriously unscammable; Cathy Box owners are the real cash cows.
The energy needed to do this comes from genius and faith. His standup Pepsi Coke At The Cinema bit is pinnacle humor. The character reminds me of me minus the comedy. Tim & Eric, Good Job 👏
Why would he hang up after you were willing to be vulnerable about your role in the family that you took on, willingly, to provide a safe place for Dibert comics. What an asshole.
My credit card companies when they're talking about 12.5 they're talking about how many years I'll be in prison for. Tim is pretty much guaranteed to use the word access in about 85% of the things he puts out. It's not like an obscure or unusual word, but his use of it frequently is unusual in a good way. If you're going to play drinking game with Tim, do not play the drink every time he says access game you will die.
The box where my cat goes to do personal matters is called the Dilbert Box. There's no special reason, it's just a good name for it. It happens to be lined with Dilbert comics too, but that's just a coincidence.
As a clipper myself I understand the joys of a Dilbert box but it's not right to litter such a precious space with knickknacks and junk like "credit cards"
"...on my Canon Inkjet Printer."
What a subtle brag that was. Like we wouldn't notice. We get it, you've got more money than us.
“I’m in charge of cutting out the Dilbert strips” is officially on my resume.
I hear it's also Scott Adam's side job
This is what it feels like listening to Gregg Turkington talk movies.
“I do my best”
In the same tone as "I wish you the BEST".
Tim's voice is so layered with deadpan brilliance
I can appreciate this guy having some principles. He doesn't wanna do business with some gd Dilbert freak
These phone calls are actually a test to weed out society's Dilby Boxers. Tim failed
He should've offered Tim some HEI points
The dude just wouldn't have someone who keeps supporting Dilbert as his customer. All I see is a fella with strong principles!
Sounds like someone didn't appreciate the idea of a Dilbert Box.
It’s amazing to me that these guys actually find people to scam considering how insanely foreign they sound, and also considering how impatient they are by hanging up immediately on someone who - seemingly would be interested in buying into the scam- all merely due to them being an owner of a Dilbert box.
This was a good goof and a spoof.
It's not some ripped off pirate Jag
@@bscherer90 NO MORE BULLSHIT
@mike.333 that's kind of controversial
@@bscherer90 that's how I roll, maaan
Yeah you're going to want to print those out directly from the website and then after they're printed out place them inside of the Dilbert Box. That's what Scott Adams was saying he recommends for clippers like us.
make sure you're using a canon inkjet printer like Tim...when it comes to clipping, you really can't be too careful
Or just take a picture of the screen with your digicam and then transfer the files to your computer. Then use that handy inkjet to get those sweet Dilbert coms in your box.
@Mia Edgemon Thank's Mia
Scammers are trained to immediately hang up at the mention of a Dilbert Box, as Dilbert readers are notoriously unscammable; Cathy Box owners are the real cash cows.
11.5 x 9 for sure
I thought I was the only one with a Dilbert box.
Not sure why this bit is making me laugh so hard, but it is.
this call can’t be just talkin bout numbers
Longmont Heidecker Castle
Dilbert Box saved at least 2 elderly people from getting scammed.
AYYYY the ol’ INK JET
Shout out to Tim & Gelman have lunch boiii
That's half!
LPC would be proud
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Tim you still got it!!!
The energy needed to do this comes from genius and faith.
His standup Pepsi Coke At The Cinema bit is pinnacle humor. The character reminds me of me minus the comedy.
Tim & Eric, Good Job 👏
I think printing out the latest Dilbert comics is a smart way to keep collecting for the box.
the way he says “I do my best” is so subtly sad
Kitboga would be proud
This is so funny
This is the hardest I have laughed in a long time!
Hey Tom just wondering if I could have a go in the Dilbert box? Just for maybe like a day or 2, just to check it out, seems interesting. Thanks
Dilbert is amazing. Hes like the Decker of the officecubicle set got a clipper to zipper the toons. dude
As long as the dilbert box is up to date.
This is great!
Why would he hang up after you were willing to be vulnerable about your role in the family that you took on, willingly, to provide a safe place for Dibert comics. What an asshole.
I asked my local H&R Block about their Dilbert Box offerings but they didn’t have any, so I’ll have to do my taxes myself this year
I've got a Dilbert box to but it operates ... A little differently.
❌️The Hilbert Hotel
✅️The Dilbert Box
I wish I had a Dilbert box
Reminds me a bit of a Richard Christy Howard Stern phony phone call with the pacing of it.
Dilbert Box works every time
Tim you are a master at this
Please do more phone pranks/scambaits, Tim! Loved you in Oslo. Come back!
nice box
That dude just keeps talking!
more please i’m begging
From the makers of My Big Cup.
Got eeeeeeeeem!
My Dilbert
Standard 11 1/2 x 9. The guy knew he was the product at that point.
Alrighty then. Its been.
thanks
Get Dilbert'd
My credit card companies when they're talking about 12.5 they're talking about how many years I'll be in prison for.
Tim is pretty much guaranteed to use the word access in about 85% of the things he puts out. It's not like an obscure or unusual word, but his use of it frequently is unusual in a good way. If you're going to play drinking game with Tim, do not play the drink every time he says access game you will die.
The noive of them to hang up
LPC vibes
let us know if he ever tells you whether he knows what you mean or not
thats half
Hmmmm
If you guys would like more trolling telemarketers look up Lenny this guy uses a soundboard called Lenny and he destroys telemarketers
Ended too soon
Guy hung up cause he had grime in his pipes.
The box where my cat goes to do personal matters is called the Dilbert Box. There's no special reason, it's just a good name for it. It happens to be lined with Dilbert comics too, but that's just a coincidence.
he was triggered 😏
In charge of clipping dilbert strips lol. RIP dilbert prints.
As a clipper myself I understand the joys of a Dilbert box but it's not right to litter such a precious space with knickknacks and junk like "credit cards"
git internet
So someone calls you to help reduce your debt by half and all you can think about is Dilbert? Classless.
Tim Heidecker more like Dim Heidecker
@nickmullenisgay
@WorldRecordPodcast seething somewhere at view count