dilbert- how tobecome a securtiy guard

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  • Опубліковано 2 вер 2007
  • dilbert learns how to become an office security guard- he learns to point to the elevator, and how to kill a man with his thumb
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  • @merbst
    @merbst 5 років тому +48

    I was inspired by this episode to try becoming a graveyard shift security guard instead of a software engineer.
    I did find the killing people with my thumb trick neat & useful.

  • @BurgertubeFounder
    @BurgertubeFounder 6 років тому +81

    Man, Dilbert seems to have a sociopathic way of thinking. He just saw a man kill himself by accident, and decides to casually go get a drink.

    • @ThatOneRandomSteve
      @ThatOneRandomSteve 6 років тому +13

      I mean, he *was* going to kill one of the students anyways, so... morality?

    • @danr.5017
      @danr.5017 5 років тому +30

      He's spent years living with dogbert. Nothign can faze him anymore.

    • @Piledriver86
      @Piledriver86 5 років тому +22

      What else is he supposed to do? The guy isnt going to get less dead

    • @proton8689
      @proton8689 5 років тому +4

      call the ambulance

    • @danr.5017
      @danr.5017 5 років тому +2

      Quantum Proton you mean a herse.

  • @MARIO82145
    @MARIO82145 15 років тому +43

    "Anybody wanna get coffee?"lol:D

  • @NewEnglandOtaku
    @NewEnglandOtaku 23 дні тому +1

    Never knew that Jay Sherman had a brother!

  • @Nobodyimportant85
    @Nobodyimportant85 Місяць тому +1

    Still a more accurate martial arts movie than "Bloodsport".

  • @eanoworro1028
    @eanoworro1028 5 років тому +10

    Theyre really uncoordinated with their left hands

  • @phillipmoghaddam7240
    @phillipmoghaddam7240 2 роки тому +5

    The best part about this joke is that Dilbert tries to use it on a zombie later (which obviously doesn’t work) and the zombie simply ask where the bathroom is. Where did the zombie even come from?

  • @rturae
    @rturae 5 років тому +21

    0:01 I wonder where Ashok is headed

  • @ElazarYershovFilms
    @ElazarYershovFilms 5 років тому +10

    “Uh... anybody wanna get coffee?”

  • @MrOrgeston
    @MrOrgeston 5 років тому +13

    The teacher looks like Jay Sherman from The Critic.

  • @deltasquad8817
    @deltasquad8817 Рік тому +1

    I'm a security guard. I don't remember this class

  • @jazzisforpainting4928
    @jazzisforpainting4928 22 дні тому

    ...I want to go get coffee...

  • @sonofatlas1372
    @sonofatlas1372 Місяць тому

    Detroit urban survival guy? Lmao

  • @Schcarraffone
    @Schcarraffone 5 років тому +1

    so this teaches also how to deal with security guards if you need.to pass behind them...

  • @themad8088
    @themad8088 Рік тому

    not even Pai Mei would have done better, HA HA HA.

  • @Collyhumanrobot
    @Collyhumanrobot 5 місяців тому

    OK I don’t get this. Why would he kill a thump if he knows karate

  • @alexch3618
    @alexch3618 Рік тому +1

    dilbert truly is the master. caused the sensei to kill himself with his own technique.