THE GOLEM FAMILYYY! NAMES for possible descendents of Attacc, protecc and smacc (we will always remember these heroes) Whacc and thwacc (whack and thwack) Kicc and flicc (kick and flick) Distracc and destrucc (distract and destruct) Enacc and reacc (enact and react) Inflicc and deflecc (inflict and deflect) And overreacc (overreact)
@Dark Gaming but you have to buy the plane in a desert all you have to do is pick it up also it is illegal to steal a plane but not sand I hope I did not just woosh on that fyi in an airport there are some planes but in a desert sand is everywhere:-(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤₍₍◞( •௰• )◟₎₎(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻(ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻Ó╭╮Ò(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ(´；ω；｀)(･ัω･ั)ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ(╯︵╰,)(｡ﾉω＼｡)ಠ_ಠಠಗಠ I wonder if you know chinese 黃色是我討厭的顏色 هل تعرف العربية 이 ES 한국어 Me gusta el chocolate, probablemente ya sabes lo que dijo Здравствуйте, товарищ, я вижу, вы знаете русский язык
Dan: *tries to tame a cat* Cat: Ahh not today Dan: I gOt A fLyInG cAsTle Cat: I'm coming!!! Dan:puts him on guard duty Cat: where is the flying castle?!?! *Betrayal 100000000*
Dan! Make a glass surround area on top the turtles (3 blocks high) to keep them safe from zombies and do it to the front as well for a cool viewing point as well Who agrees 🤚
“How do you make a turtle cry?” You throw away your plastics, killing them. You throw away the plastic connectors to your cans without curing them, strangling the children who get their necks stuck. Need I go on?
Dan:jumps off the elevator every time
Down elevator:Am I jOkE tO yOu?
Lol
Am I a Joke To You*
@@luisjaja101 it was a joke that its why he misspelled it
luis velazquez bruh
@@broty9692 he missed the "a"
Dan: How did they all die???
Weapon smith: I murdered them all
U get me there
Dan killed them
villager: falls and takes damage
dan: beautiful!
I was going to comment that
Tru dat
"you've got a date with a giant hole"
-DanTDM 2019
Kekoa the Sobble lol
The best statement ever (for single people)
It's a tie!
Lol
Lol
“I’m going to hide this so she doesn’t think I’m being aggressive.”
*Pulls out sword*
*dan logic*
Lol
Kokoro Momoiro what does that mean
***le stab
XD
THE GOLEM FAMILYYY!
NAMES for possible descendents of Attacc, protecc and smacc (we will always remember these heroes)
Whacc and thwacc (whack and thwack)
Kicc and flicc (kick and flick)
Distracc and destrucc (distract and destruct)
Enacc and reacc (enact and react)
Inflicc and deflecc (inflict and deflect)
And overreacc (overreact)
nice the only one I figured out by myself is whacc
allso BiGbOiWaCk
Black Wolfie123 noice 1 min ago
Kicc
And thicc
"I'm gonna hide my axe so she doesn't think I'm aggressive"
_pulls out sword_
this deserves top comment
@@theguynamedbob1733 u r right!
@@masonzhu3785 No, _actually,_ the sword had sharpness so it would deal more damage than the axe.
Copied
Oh my god
Dan:gets a mending villager and protection 4 villager too
Mobs: Were in the endgame now
Your icon is Rosa's helmet
@@bruh2401 Don't question it.
Why not and my real
Dan's Child: Dad how was I made?
Dan: (Villager Pit Flashbacks) I'll tell you when you're older...
KawaiiKuchinu Wasn't Taken r/itswooooshwith4os
what
Lol
But the villager pit is in minecraft?
KawaiiKuchinu Wasn't Taken it doesn’t have to make sense it’s just a joke 😂👌🏽
Dan: "the rest died...somehow"
Villagers: YOU DID NOT VISIT US YESTERDAY SO WE COMMITED OOF.
BIG FAT OOF
@Zones uuh I literally just replied to one of ur replies just now XD
Soooo pls explain why someone's there at 10:08
They ceased their vital functions
They committed not alive
Dan: this cat is the cutest, but don't tell skinny
Skinny: I wonder what Dan is doing
Lol
@@animationsensation7516 u late AGAIN LOOTING THREE INSTEAD OF FLORE GANG OWH
@@fbi4140 Do u think he even cares about being late?
SO TRUE LOL
.
3 years later and still watching him thank you Dan for raising me and Millions of our childhoods
Same
Me too
so real
Dan: I need more sand
Me: YOU LIVE NEXT TO A DESERT HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE ENOUGH SAND??
not even next basically in 😂
OMG YOUR SOOOO RIGHT!!!1
Kristie Neumiller Soooo true
@Dark Gaming lol 😂😂
@Dark Gaming but you have to buy the plane in a desert all you have to do is pick it up also it is illegal to steal a plane but not sand I hope I did not just woosh on that fyi in an airport there are some planes but in a desert sand is everywhere:-(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤₍₍◞( •௰• )◟₎₎(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻(ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻Ó╭╮Ò(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ(´；ω；｀)(･ัω･ั)ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ(╯︵╰,)(｡ﾉω＼｡)ಠ_ಠಠಗಠ I wonder if you know chinese 黃色是我討厭的顏色 هل تعرف العربية 이 ES 한국어 Me gusta el chocolate, probablemente ya sabes lo que dijo Здравствуйте, товарищ, я вижу, вы знаете русский язык
Little did he know sharpness five was only 0.5 damage stronger than sharpness four
oof
lol xD
Oh dan... ⚰️rip
Riham Samy Villager: HAHAHHAHAHAA I ripped off Dan MUAHHAHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂
Dan: We are going to build a turtle sanctuary
The squids: What happened to ours???
Right and in the end he imprisoned them
Your read more is glitched
@Ellie P What rhymes?
Right
Me: Mabey they can share
Dan: kitty don’t give me those eyes
Cat: *looks down*
Dan: We're going to build our turtle sanctuary
Sir Buddy: What about my stable...
😂😂😂😂
Squids: AMATEUR
Dan: “I’m organized”
14:54 puts his emeralds in a different chest
Kahlea Hsu 14:54
Cinematic Blue ahhh mb mb sorry
Kahlea Hsu no problem
It was 14:54 not 15:08
Graham Smeaton yeahhh i know. Someone told me. My bad 😅 idk how i typed that out
When he said THIS FOR atacc this is for protecc
Me: and t- this is for smacc?
Who wants him to make a roller coaster
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I, that would be awesome
SlothyZ ForeverZ meeeeee
I would suggest that but you did it already
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potato _ ferret I’m 7 months late
Sir, you’ve got a date with a giant hole.
-Dantdm 2019
🤣
Dantdm: makes turtle sanctuary
Squids: Am I a joke to you???
I know, it's horribble
:(
@@scottwilliams7904 no you mindless pointless bot
Waţ we ar stoopid wat u mean?
Um
The amount of people shouting at Dan to get the frost Walker enchantment
⬇️
8 people because you were late, not as late as me, but still late
No 25 people
No 27 people
Lucas Dixon Reid no 28 people
No 31
Dan: places 7 beds
Dan 1second after: runs up to his house to go to sleep
@@DiamndFreckles it was a joke😂
wow i did not notice that
@@DiamndFreckles ok Karen
"If Anyone touches my eggs... their dead"
-DanTDM 2019 Minecraft Hardcore
I eat eggs all the time
Lol stop with the meme
The memes pls u makin me laugh to death
They’re
You the same person. In that video
Dan: "Mind Your Business!"
Turtle looking at their children*: Well I guess you have a new dad.
I love how dan when he breeds brothers and sisters together its just “ a bit sketchy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dan: makes bridge
Also dan: dosnt use the bridge at all
100 subs? jk do whatever you want she literally always uses it
@@redunoreversecard1108 Dan isn't a she lmao
karina ventura It was a typo
@@redunoreversecard1108 k
@@redunoreversecard1108 you sure about that?
33:00
Dan: I don’t wanna seem aggressive
Also Dan: Pulls out enchanted diamond sword and kicks the turtle
Dan: I’ll be making EVERYONE in the village into librarians.
The villagers: Ah yes, enslaved books
Yckoolguy whaaaa...
Ye boi
Why does everyone do John: me go bed me: no
No the turtle's going to die if you run it into the
Cactus!
Dan: re creates ‘the hole’
Me: no way it’s back
dan: I hope that cat does not attack my turtle
turtle: I'd rather be with that cat than this cage
The new iron golems name should be Wacc
No it’s whacc
Kevin yang r/woooosh
Pls dont hate me
@@boxed_in4357 that isnt a whooosh
Kerple90122 exactly, it doesn’t count as a woooosh
@@schlinky1126ehh why do you care
DanTDM: **jumps into water**
Elevator: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*
I know right?
I know why Dan ... Why
@Andrew Hamel also dan: and you burn my butt
Hi
Andrew Hammel
Dan talking to the librarian: "you're so cool i love you so much"
The paper seller vilager:sad vilager noises
Skinny- he’s probably thinking about other cats.
Dan- your the cutest one here (don’t tell skinny)
Jemma: Hmm What’s that noise coming from upstairs?
Dan: Make more babies!!
xDDDDDD I’m laughing more at that every second that’s hilarious 🤣
Then she says “am I joke to you”
Jemma: hmm whats the noise coming from opstairs
Dan:make mor babies
Jemma: hell yes
XD
Ple
Every time he goes through the iron door, it brings me back to the good days
I know what you mean
Paul Campbell
PAUL CAN YOU NOT TRY TO SCAM US?!?
also yes I remember when dan suffered trying to open the door in the old lab..
yep I know what you mean the og lab
Paul Campbell SCammmmm
lol ikr
Dan: “ tnt do what ur meant to do.”
TNT: ok I’ll make dan suffer * breaks glass*
When he realises you can only breed turtles on their home beach: :O
I remember when he says "HEY EVERYONE,DAN here from the diamond minecart!"
Good old times...
Omg yes
Ye
Ah yes, enslaved blue hair
yeah... good ol times.
Hey everyone, Dan her from TheDiamondMinecart and today we are back with another mod showcase!
Dan at the start of the series: THORNS! THAT ABSOLUTELY SUCKS!
Dan now: thorns?! YAAAAASSSSS
Oof hes done that with a lotta enchantments hes picky yeeee
Yeah ik🤣
I was gonna say that
Oof sry maryam
Me on weekdays
DanTDM: "Thorns! Now thats a good one!"
Also DanTDM some episodes before: "Thorns? Thats bad. I dont need that."
Dan make the villigers a small potato farm near them so they will bread automaticaly.
Who has watched DanTDM more than 5 years?
👇
Watched him since 100 subs
Me
Ibrahim Ahmed jeez
Since pokemandanlvl45
Yuppppppppppppppp dad Pol ice for life
you know grim is still waiting for u till u come back 😢
that makes me sad,_,
Me too
;(
Yesssssssssss
Poor poor grim😞😒
past Dan: unbreaking sucks
Present Dan: oooo unbreaking, pretty good
Future Dan: unbreaking, hmmmmm.. go away
copy and paste
Voidforcreation it called copied idiot
past Dan: unbreaking sucks
Present Dan: oooo unbreaking, pretty good
Future Dan: unbreaking, hmmmmm.. go away
Dan: OMG I'm rich I have two emeralds!
Also Dan: OMG I ONLY have 25 emeralds!
"If you grow up under there, you're dead"
-DanTDM 2019
@@jeremyjames9233 No
@@jeremyjames9233 ARE YOU USING Ł? YOU... ARE USING AN POLISH LETTER. Edt.:EST Location of scammer: Poland.
Hoyt 😆
@TR exactly. @Zemo YT what?
@TR no, you did nothing wrong... that's that guy who is bizzare.
Water Elevator: Yay! Dan is coming down!
Dan: *Jumps Off*
Water Elevator: *What is the purpose of life*
MBS FroZt The purpose of life is to be bored and not to be used lol
Thank You Master. Your Teachings Will Guide Me
MBS FroZt XD
RIP Water Elevator
Pineapple
Dan: c’mon lay eggs, I’ll protect them with my life
Title: I stole Turtle Eggs in Minecraft Hardcore!
Dan saved them by stealing them except for the one turtle egg who broke and died Rest in Peace
Jemma ain't gonna be happy with all these Villages you've been kissing. XD 🤣
🤣
Dan: I promise I will make you squids a sanctuary!
Later...
Dan: *builds a turtle sanctuary*
Squids: are we jokes to you?
Yassss plz
so true
I commented what you commented, not knowing that you had this comment. I will be sure to credit you.
Lol
@@mabrewhitted7052 XD
Zombie bucket list :
- get stuck in a hole
- eat a villager
- stomp on turtle eggs
-get a good pale green/brown tan in the desert and wear some funky clothes
Robert Townsend LuciferYeet Hey! Do you want *R$*?
Click more!
*buy it don’t fall for scams*
@@bigshot9484 I was about to roast u but... Oh well
-get in a bucket
"I was riding in a cab when the driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss, nobody tells me what to do." Then, I said "turn left""
Jehaan Patell OK
Simply Lemonade OK
damn bro, you got the whole squad laughin
Jehaan Patell ok boomer
WITHERS_RULE lmao that was 8 months ago.
Dan: probably going to put you back in the hole
Me: sounds so wrong 😐😐😐
I kjnow right
Dirty Boi
*I got TURTLE EGGS in Minecraft Hardcore!*
VS.
*I stole TURTLE EGGS in Minecraft Hardcore!*
*(I can't tell the difference.)*
Me neither
Neither can I bro...
Dan: *tries to tame a cat*
Cat: Ahh not today
Dan: I gOt A fLyInG cAsTle
Cat: I'm coming!!!
Dan:puts him on guard duty
Cat: where is the flying castle?!?!
*Betrayal 100000000*
Thank you for your kind words
Most liked comment
LOL
Thats so funny!
@PharohPython that was a while back thanks for that
Imagine being Jemma downstairs or something just hearing Dan scream on the top of his lungs while she’s watching Netflix or something😂
Or playing with the baby?
It’s a good thing his room is sound proof
When is he going to give buddy the diamond armour
How to make money:
Make pit.
Stuff people in the vending machine.
Give paper.
Instructions unclear. I am now on an FBI watch list.
@@derpygamer2142 bruh
Bruh
Lol XD I will try to do it to lol
*uploads more Minecraft hardcore episodes*
*now this does put a smile on my face*
I mean the comment that you posted
Lol
Brett Williams bye, bot
Dan : **He won, but at what cost**
Also Dan : **Loses all almost 4 stacks of emeralds in a span of 40 minutes**
Dan: i don't know how to make a lectern
Dan in the past: *crafts a lectern*
He protecc,
He sometime attacc,
But most importantly.,
HES BACC!!
DeathStrider 333,no.
He protecc,
He attac,
But most importantly..
*he gives the zombies at big boi wack*
Certainly true
no its
he protecc
but he attacc
but most impotantlee
he eets grandmas snack
@@devonion2329 no😂
Wt Heck
Dan! Make a glass surround area on top the turtles (3 blocks high) to keep them safe from zombies and do it to the front as well for a cool viewing point as well
Who agrees 🤚
I have signed da contract I agree
I agree
*Signs* Contract Signed We Acept
Me
🤚I agree
Rewatching this series. In earlier episodes I hoped that Dan wouldn’t change the vending machine. Now here we are-
When Dan said “That should do noicely” I immediately said “Noice” and bursted into laughters🤣
DAN: Get in the hole turtle
TURTLE: why
DAN: i want turtle eggs
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Dan: Uses river to jump off his floating castle.
Elevator: *Am i a joke to you?*
Ur right
warship 2000 ???
LuciferYeet Hey! Do you want *R$*?
Click more!
*buy it don’t fall for scams*
IzzEllieDonut ドーナツ Lol i was about to call you a bot 🤣🤣
LuciferYeet Lol
Someone make a list of how many times he's said: paper, emeralds, fish and wheat
Dan: I'm gonna build a little turtle sanctuary.
Squids: What About Us!? Where's Our Sanctuary!?
THR1LL3R K1LL3R21 ...well, the squids are idiots and a constantly killing the self
@@-_Toys_- i agree
Try *Zombifying* a villager it will give you a *MASSIVE* discount when you *CURE* it!
I think I learned that but I forgot how you "cure it"
@@johnsonmatthewson6555 splash potion of weakness on the zombie villagers and then use golden apple
Why zombify the villager? U don't have to zombify it for the discount. U have to cure it when it IS a zombie
@@johnsonmatthewson6555 a weakness potion and a golden apple
Wow everybody thank you so much
Dan:let me put this away (axe) to not seem as aggressive
Also Dan:pulls out enchanted sword
32:59
Good job Dan 👏
@baby shark u mum ggeyuu
pewds: GET IN THE BOAT
Dan: GET IN THE MINECART
Dan 2019 "he's lost his job all ready which is unfortuneable" 1:05
I think u should put a massive glass dome over the turtles
Felix: GET IN THE BOAT
DanTDM:GET IN THE MINECART
You probably won’t see this but if u do have a good day!
Woah we have the same comment i did not know did not copy hi gamer/bro
We have the same comment gamer/bro 👊🏻
Did i just repeat
PEE PEE POO POO!!!
@@john.3905 yes yes you did....
Dan: I'm going to cry. I'm not don't worry it's wierd
Me: *thinking back to Minecraft Story Mode* That's not what you said when Rueben died ;)
Another OG viewer... Our breed is slowly dying out.
dan:builds a elevator
also dan:lets just jump of
Dan. U should change the name of ur diamond leggings to: Pantaloons
U should aslo make ur turtle sanctuary deeper
@DanTDM pls do this
@DanTDM plz do this
Or taller
*Spongebob music plays*
Ooo, who lives in a sanctry under the castle, Greg and Susan!
At 1:54 Dan : I want get all cats
Also Dan in previous episodes : I don't want black cat as it is bad luck
Dan before: I'm going to make a squid sanctuary
Dan now: Imma make a turtle sanctuary
Me: u forgot the squids!
lol
Hey Dan what about making a house for Sir Buddy?
Genji Benji great idea he should
Sir buddy is Dan's Jöergen
but he’s defender of the fort 😱😮😱
@TheDestroyerxxL PewDiePie's dead horse
😭
Genji Benji good idea
Dan: your the most cute cat
Skinnies: that sin can never been forgiven
i just want him to go to sleep in mc and just hearing the crushing of eggs LMAO
Pewdiepie: GET IN THE BOAT
DanTdm: GET IN THE MINECART
lehene titus wat would jackcepticeye say
Yeah
@@lr-hn2ow GET IN THE GIANT POTATO
I
@@gregoryscott6577 you scammer screw off
Dan:*takes off armor*
Mobs: FIRE!!!!!!!!
Lul
XD
Dan: Who decided to give me TNT, huh?
Me: You
copy and paste
“How do you make a turtle cry?” You throw away your plastics, killing them. You throw away the plastic connectors to your cans without curing them, strangling the children who get their necks stuck. Need I go on?
Um no one cares
Dan: The Rest just died, somehow...
Dan off camera: *Rage killing on villagers*
No he never feeds them that's why they are disappearing
They need to be fed bcs they have no hands to feed themselves ;-;
naw they died in a zombie apocolipyse
Ninjas killed them
Trayurs did
Dantdm:unbreaking is useless
Also Dantdm:oh unbreaking is very good
Charles Cooper nobody’s going to fall for that
You almost made me choke on my food 😂
Dan:speaking at a normal volume
Me: watching video with headphones enjoying my time
Dan:I got the HACKS!!!
Me:having a panic attack
How Villagers Breed:
Step 1: Intense Eye Contact
Step 2: Eat Bread
Step 3: Repeat Step 1
Step 4: Baby Should Appear
Nothing is more attractive than eating 3 entire loaves of bread
Dan: ohh am I interrupting?!
Also dan: keep an eye on them
It was time for *cute cat* to leave he had seen everything
make two different cartographers so you can sell twice the amount of paper
p.s. librarians take paper too
@@jacobalexander6707 lies
RaiderX yep
Jacob Alexander 23-19!! WE HAVE A 23-19!!!
Brett Williams is a scam don’t fall for it
I hate it when people pronounce library "libarry."
23:14
Dan: Oh man.
*no one:*
*literally no one:*
Me: *WhErE’s ThE cReEpER?*
Creeper delivered
Dan: I need some more sand.
I: He lives in a desert biome
Pewdiepie: GET IN THE BOAT!!
DanTDM: GET IN THE MINECART!!
So true
Spur winged goose 141 mph flying speed baiajdnndajkdkeekaksisjxmsmmasjsjzkakmasjsjso
@@orangefunnynanno8426 did you have a stroke?
CaseyC66 shut up
CaseyC66 jk lol