THIS Is The STUPIDEST Achievement in Minecraft Hardcore..

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  • @liv_xp
    @liv_xp 5 років тому +87

    There’s an achievement after ‘a furious cocktail’ called ‘how did we get here?’ you need every effect in the game

    • @Sapphireskittles
      @Sapphireskittles 5 років тому +3

      Yeah I watched stacyplays in the farlands get that achievment, and it's HARD

    • @tauntingblade361
      @tauntingblade361 5 років тому +1

      Crazy_Guy123 but you can only do how did we get here AFTER all the achievements

    • @galaxyanimals9021
      @galaxyanimals9021 5 років тому +4

      It’s these list of items:
      Bad omen (bannerman)
      Wither rose (wither)
      Dolphin (dolphin speed)
      Shulker (levitation)
      Elder guardian (mining fatigue)
      Glowing effect (spectral arrow)
      Turtle hat (water breathing)
      Conduit (conduit power)
      Things to get protected:
      Diamond armor
      Milk

    • @unuzayadovchin9116
      @unuzayadovchin9116 3 роки тому

      yeah

    • @luckygamermemberofvma7903
      @luckygamermemberofvma7903 3 роки тому

      @TheTagOfHash f

  • @Chosen1197
    @Chosen1197 5 років тому +1498

    Things that dissapear when you need them the most:
    Keys
    Wallet
    *Arrows*

  • @grantdowns2638
    @grantdowns2638 5 років тому +125

    Dan: “I need to put this whipersnaper where he needs to be!”
    Me: please no

  • @joshmacas6688
    @joshmacas6688 4 роки тому +147

    New York: "I wanna live in a city that never sleeps"
    Phantoms: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @gabrieldeaguiar7345
    @gabrieldeaguiar7345 5 років тому +156

    Dans world: Only rained twice in the entire series
    My world: Rains 5 times an hour

  • @oliviachae2728
    @oliviachae2728 5 років тому +133

    "We need rabbit"
    Dan's 5 billion cats
    *Are we a joke to you?*

    • @lordofmemes6421
      @lordofmemes6421 5 років тому +3

      They are a [Insert cat pun here] to him

    • @charliewells9595
      @charliewells9595 5 років тому +3

      Paul Campbell last time I checked there wasn’t a G oogle

    • @crazycreeper6029
      @crazycreeper6029 5 років тому +3

      @@charliewells9595 haha

    • @poggah8837
      @poggah8837 5 років тому +1

      *Are we jokes to you?*

    • @jaden8923
      @jaden8923 5 років тому +2

      @Paul Campbell whats "RoɞIoᶍ"

  • @doritohair0759
    @doritohair0759 5 років тому +90

    Don’t forget “how did we get here” the secret advancement of Minecraft
    You need to have every status effect applied to you at once, not just potion effects

    • @rethvoidlynx
      @rethvoidlynx 5 років тому +5

      Nathan Campbell, also achievement, that noone knows about. You need to kill 5 different mobs with 1 piercing arrow

    • @pierre5616
      @pierre5616 5 років тому +3

      This advancement is impossible in hardcore cuz it includes wither affect that can kill you so uhhh....

    • @drebyaldraws6862
      @drebyaldraws6862 5 років тому

      @UCbFWidHiu8slgHaju-bruuA *Big Brain moment*

    • @normanho5631
      @normanho5631 5 років тому +3

      @@pierre5616 regen is also a status effect

    • @sajalbiswas6263
      @sajalbiswas6263 5 років тому

      Ssundee did that achivement

  • @thenigeltbestchannel4322
    @thenigeltbestchannel4322 3 роки тому +34

    Dan: I’m asserting my dominance
    Also Dan: fails to get up a ladder

  • @GarlicBrea_d
    @GarlicBrea_d 5 років тому +106

    “We need another baby, and then we need to send it away” -Penthouse Architect.

  • @Gratdchs
    @Gratdchs 5 років тому +144

    Dan:calls trident Timmy
    Me: he’s a genius

  • @hyper9431
    @hyper9431 5 років тому +89

    The secret achievement “How did we get here” can only be obtained by having every EFFECT in Minecraft on (when you get the achievement drink a milk bucket FAST)

    • @aliviafinch4447
      @aliviafinch4447 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @elinakhalid3304
      @elinakhalid3304 5 років тому +3

      I think he already did that, I'm not sure though... He has soo many videos 🤣🤣

    • @hyper9431
      @hyper9431 5 років тому +1

      Elina Khalid it doesn’t show on the achievements tab that’s why it’s secret (when you get the achievement there is going to be 2 milk Buckets next to each other in the nether section)

    • @NANA-lm3sv
      @NANA-lm3sv 5 років тому +1

      I stole yours without realising sorry Hyper ;_;

    • @ChonkyYT
      @ChonkyYT 5 років тому

      eevee mapping ok

  • @ewsixtys
    @ewsixtys 3 роки тому +81

    "One two three make baby" Dan 2019

  • @PixelirPlus
    @PixelirPlus 5 років тому +557

    “8 Advancements left, and we’ve completed Minecraft”
    “. . .Umm. . . Don’t forget the hidden ones. . .”

    • @globnob
      @globnob 5 років тому +7

      *one

    • @fahinafjal4478
      @fahinafjal4478 5 років тому +2

      Upcast Beet what’s the hidden achievement?

    • @eo2523
      @eo2523 5 років тому +16

      It's the one with every potion effect, it's super difficult.

    • @angeloplays9794
      @angeloplays9794 5 років тому +11

      ItzFahin it’s “how did we get here?”
      You need to apply all the potion effects
      That includes levitation and spectral

    • @fearmination6996
      @fearmination6996 5 років тому +8

      How did i...get here? (Anyone remembers this meme?)

  • @lucydapotato8258
    @lucydapotato8258 5 років тому +157

    Dan: Stands on dirt and sand for 4 days to wait for it to rain...
    Me: He’s a genius!

  • @tzefenggoh5296
    @tzefenggoh5296 5 років тому +258

    “Quick I want to eat the soup”
    -DanTDM 2019

  • @monsoonghuman9212
    @monsoonghuman9212 4 роки тому +52

    "Make baby" dan says as he force feeds two random villagers bread.

  • @mrtim5704
    @mrtim5704 5 років тому +27

    Dan, theres a secret advancement after furious cocktail “how did we get here” where you have to get all the effects in the game

  • @noahg4369
    @noahg4369 5 років тому +108

    Dan: *complains that a lot of mobs spawn at his base*
    Also Dan: *never thinks twice of placing more torches*

  • @viividy
    @viividy 5 років тому +88

    Dan: Oh little rabbit’s foot that’s actually really lucky
    Me: Didn’t your cat gave you rabbit’s foot before XD

  • @raxovu
    @raxovu 3 роки тому +23

    i love watching these over and over, ive been here since the very start of this series

  • @asiangamerchairs
    @asiangamerchairs 5 років тому +39

    Get the “how did we get here” achievement when you want to.
    You get the achievement by getting all of the available effects in survival mode (yes you have to grab a shulker, wither skeleton and elder guardian).

    • @paperyboi6605
      @paperyboi6605 5 років тому +3

      Or wither rose

    • @jevil_1810
      @jevil_1810 4 роки тому +1

      boi you do you guys remember Bad Omen And Hero of The Village?

    • @aviaspotter32
      @aviaspotter32 3 роки тому

      @@jevil_1810 that's possible to do

    • @SamBuchaMemes-q3d
      @SamBuchaMemes-q3d 3 роки тому

      When you go to creative mode you can still get advancements in Java edition

  • @kittycorn_yt
    @kittycorn_yt 5 років тому +15

    32:57
    The creeper danced to celebrate the momentous occasion but then died in return

  • @rebornvish3954
    @rebornvish3954 5 років тому +82

    Whenever am tired or bored, I love watching DanTDM and he's the best as he helps in getting me cheered up. He does a great job 👍😁😁

  • @LanaGLand
    @LanaGLand 4 роки тому +70

    Dan thinking of a name for the crossbow: le...
    Me screaming at the screen: LE PIERCE!!

  • @Geekknight777
    @Geekknight777 5 років тому +523

    Dan is screaming that he’s about to die
    Lost 2 hearts

  • @overallz2723
    @overallz2723 5 років тому +256

    Dan: has a trident named timmy
    Me: Happy wheels flashbacks

  • @vloodio
    @vloodio 5 років тому +114

    “can i eat nemo”
    -Dan 2019 21:29

  • @jellykalamatalee513
    @jellykalamatalee513 3 роки тому +10

    Dan: has an enchanted diamond axe
    also dan: *breaks oak slab with hand*

  • @zapzoomzam7972
    @zapzoomzam7972 5 років тому +20

    Dan: come here friend
    Also Dan: *kills him immediately*

  • @sunburnedemu
    @sunburnedemu 5 років тому +138

    Dan: "there can't be one stupider, right?"
    How did we get here: allow me to introduce myself

  • @CahyaAziz
    @CahyaAziz 5 років тому +68

    When Dan complete "A furious cocktail" advancement he will realize that he need to done 1 more challenge that is "How did we get here" where you need to apply every single effects at the same time including mining fatigue, wither, levitation, and spectral effect from tipped arrow

    • @tauntingblade361
      @tauntingblade361 5 років тому +2

      Cahya Aziz you don’t need glowing

    • @Slipper489
      @Slipper489 5 років тому +1

      @@tauntingblade361 you do. Its considered a potion effect

    • @therealmelonhead2377
      @therealmelonhead2377 5 років тому

      Life is a potion effect too

    • @avocadoman5546
      @avocadoman5546 5 років тому

      You can make wither potions I think with withered roses so that wouldn’t apply with that achievement

    • @galaxyanimals9021
      @galaxyanimals9021 5 років тому +1

      It’s these list of items:
      Conduit (conduit power)
      Spectral arrow (glowing)
      Shulker (levitation)
      Elder guardian (mining fatigue)
      Dolphin (dolphin speed)
      Golden apple
      Wither rose (wither)
      Rotten flesh (hunger)
      Pufferfish (nausea)
      Turtle hat (water breathing)
      Things for protection:
      Diamond armor
      Milk

  • @xxprayforplaguesxx13
    @xxprayforplaguesxx13 4 роки тому +48

    Dan:I’m going to eat nemo
    Me:calling Disney to make them change the name to eating nemo

  • @tomasvigil123
    @tomasvigil123 5 років тому +571

    Who remembers when he said “it rains here fairly a lot”

  • @averyr4919
    @averyr4919 5 років тому +329

    "I wish I could go to sleep but I can't!"
    *Me every single night*

  • @GrayGamer
    @GrayGamer 5 років тому +23

    “Not even *protection* and stuff can *protect* me”
    - DanTDM

  • @MilesFootball18
    @MilesFootball18 4 роки тому +59

    Gun violence 2020: EVERYONE STOP!!!
    Dan: loads a firework into a crossbow "what can i shoot"?

  • @adityabapat3637
    @adityabapat3637 5 років тому +215

    The day Dan will complete minecraft is when he names unnamed doggo

  • @TheCraftmachine
    @TheCraftmachine 5 років тому +388

    I'm getting really irked that Dan doesn't have Unbreaking on his Elytra

    • @perryfillathewizardwolf2077
      @perryfillathewizardwolf2077 5 років тому +6

      Elyria doesn't have it

    • @aoclock5576
      @aoclock5576 5 років тому +7

      You can't get unbreaking when they have mending, common minecraft sense! Your smart.

    • @TheCraftmachine
      @TheCraftmachine 5 років тому +13

      @@aoclock5576 lmao yes you can. Not just on other tools but also on Elytras. I'm sure though that you can't enchant an Infinity bow with Mending or Vice Versa.

    • @wadebanditluvilla8927
      @wadebanditluvilla8927 5 років тому +4

      he got a point.

    • @ThatKidNextDoor
      @ThatKidNextDoor 5 років тому +4

      @@aoclock5576 lmao yes you can, I did

  • @theelectricray5456
    @theelectricray5456 5 років тому +223

    I would love to see him do the secret achievement: “How did we get here?”.

    • @AllyEdmark
      @AllyEdmark 5 років тому +2

      I don't know that achievement

    • @Doomification
      @Doomification 5 років тому +1

      A secret achievement is secret so its barely even known

    • @annihalategamingyt1599
      @annihalategamingyt1599 5 років тому +1

      The DOOMED ikr i have it some how idk how

    • @ingridw9675
      @ingridw9675 5 років тому +1

      The achievement is given to you once you have " EVERY " status effect on your character at once......

    • @mohammedasrul2418
      @mohammedasrul2418 5 років тому +2

      Did you watch ant venom?

  • @manztheman253
    @manztheman253 4 роки тому +46

    Dan without a camera is funny because you can just imagine how facial expressions in your head lmao

  • @Simple_Caster
    @Simple_Caster 5 років тому +73

    Dan: I haven't eaten potatoes yet.
    Jacksepticeye: **Sad Irish noises**

  • @sigurd5489
    @sigurd5489 5 років тому +109

    *every time dan lands with the elytra*
    Dan: OOH! That was close!

    • @Absolutely_amazing_SHEPSsa
      @Absolutely_amazing_SHEPSsa 5 років тому

      Gisdru yes that is true

    • @isolationthings2956
      @isolationthings2956 5 років тому +1

      NOBODY CAREEESSSS

    • @asiangamerchairs
      @asiangamerchairs 5 років тому +1

      Courtney Myers buddy SHUT UP NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SCAMS

    • @Spocer72
      @Spocer72 5 років тому +2

      dan when he dies in Minecraft hardcore probably because elytra aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh six years later aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @andreimarinas9316
      @andreimarinas9316 5 років тому

      Courtney Myers this is minecraft get out

  • @orgamimaster4178
    @orgamimaster4178 5 років тому +120

    Dan: " ah creeper, ah creeper, oh man"
    i believe it's pronounced " aww man"

    • @christiecooke1775
      @christiecooke1775 5 років тому +6

      Orgami Master CrEePPeR AwWW MaN

    • @torpxd
      @torpxd 5 років тому +2

      Reminds me of the creeper that ended me in my survival mode world

    • @dean.0
      @dean.0 5 років тому +1

      Orgami Master he don’t wanna be copyrighted

    • @projectpaladin007
      @projectpaladin007 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @jetstreamtheseawing7547
      @jetstreamtheseawing7547 5 років тому

      When he said it, I said aww man out loud, not lying tho,

  • @DarkGamingYT-v8p
    @DarkGamingYT-v8p 3 роки тому +10

    Dan: "They've got the fuel"
    Apparently making a baby from villages requires **fuel**

  • @LoserLiam
    @LoserLiam 5 років тому +134

    Who remembers the good ol’ days of the good ol’ Minecraft death sound OOOOooougll.

    • @sobasically5041
      @sobasically5041 5 років тому

      Yep lol

    • @cavyngawlik7659
      @cavyngawlik7659 5 років тому

      Yep

    • @PNWHomesNW
      @PNWHomesNW 5 років тому

      Crisp

    • @idk6923
      @idk6923 5 років тому

      Cube Edge its oooooffff

    • @SW_Sarah
      @SW_Sarah 5 років тому +1

      *plays the roblox death sound at low pitch* oh, that's the minecraft death sound. Minecraft release date: 2009, Roblox release date: 2006. HANG ON

  • @CANDYCAPYBARA
    @CANDYCAPYBARA 5 років тому +89

    “The Elytra takes so much damage...”
    That’s what Unbreaking III is for

  • @dudisbabe4578
    @dudisbabe4578 5 років тому +35

    Dan: I need to light the enclosure up more.
    Me: There is holes where your beacons are coming out of.

  • @meow3712
    @meow3712 4 роки тому +46

    Dan: Go away zombies!! Where did you come from? What do you want from me?
    Zombies: We are your fans!!! We want your signature!!

  • @captainspock3p07
    @captainspock3p07 5 років тому +35

    Queen: "Thunder Bolts and Lightning!"
    Minecraft Achievement: "Very Very Frightning!"

  • @GotHacked
    @GotHacked 5 років тому +40

    DanTDM From the past: I will always be in f5 mode while flying
    DanTDM Now: People Change

    • @WildHemii
      @WildHemii 5 років тому +1

      Vincent Bailey no

  • @hoodedrabbit6300
    @hoodedrabbit6300 5 років тому +72

    8:25 “You are the chosen one”
    *flashbacks to the red one has been chosen*

  • @bethanysklow7732
    @bethanysklow7732 2 роки тому +3

    ive never seen anyone complete sniper duel legitemitly. i commend you on that. mad props

  • @xaviorbenson9265
    @xaviorbenson9265 5 років тому +19

    The reason why the firework didn't do any damage is you need altered rockets, not blank rockets. Also, the rockets are effected by the "Multishot" enchant.

  • @alayalal573
    @alayalal573 5 років тому +96

    Dan should build bases all around the map in different biomes.

  • @reneedraws4092
    @reneedraws4092 5 років тому +33

    "It's raining, it's actually raining" u said that last time it rained lol

  • @Trinewave
    @Trinewave 3 роки тому +7

    DanTDM Stans/Fans: le fork!??
    DanTDM: no his name is timmy

  • @grizzl4431
    @grizzl4431 5 років тому +15

    Dan: acts completely normal.
    Everyone else: this sound suspicious...
    Dan:
    Sooooo, I trapped a wandering trader in a hole

  • @kadenchakrabarti3795
    @kadenchakrabarti3795 5 років тому +123

    “ there must be a gap somewhere”
    * looks right at the gap*

  • @frazierranger03
    @frazierranger03 5 років тому +110

    "I am a scary individual; I've been talkin' about le toot for ages."
    -DanTDM 2019

  • @Smeeshty
    @Smeeshty Рік тому +2

    Years later and it still triggers me that he doesn’t just always carry a totem in his offhand 😮‍💨

  • @randomstuffz3077
    @randomstuffz3077 5 років тому +63

    I dare dan to get the achievement “how did I get here”

    • @edian3300
      @edian3300 5 років тому +2

      Ah yes thats hard

    • @Bidoofisacommunist
      @Bidoofisacommunist 5 років тому +1

      That’s going to be hard

    • @lillimadsen3438
      @lillimadsen3438 5 років тому +1

      What do you have to do to get that one?

    • @fabjee99
      @fabjee99 5 років тому +3

      @@lillimadsen3438 you have to get all the effects (even the potion effects and the not potion effects)

    • @gl0rygreatest303
      @gl0rygreatest303 5 років тому +1

      Farhana Batool wait does it inclue the luck and unluck effects

  • @brettstoo514
    @brettstoo514 5 років тому +257

    Don’t forget the achievement “How did we get here?”

    • @georgiaaquarium786
      @georgiaaquarium786 5 років тому

      Maybe dan should need a bigger calling in case of the firework incident happens again,soon fireworks will explode blocks above them before will know it.

    • @Cosmic_777
      @Cosmic_777 5 років тому

      Have every status effect applied to the player at once

    • @kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028
      @kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 5 років тому

      I TOLD HIM ABOUT THAT

    • @georgiaaquarium786
      @georgiaaquarium786 5 років тому

      Oh,by the way,he still didn't know about the achievement you mentioned.

    • @inselenugorbisilism461
      @inselenugorbisilism461 5 років тому

      secret blower

  • @tupped4585
    @tupped4585 5 років тому +50

    There's a secret advancement call How did we get here" which is not shown but you need to have every effect on at the same time.

    • @jazz_with_roses
      @jazz_with_roses 5 років тому +7

      Oisín McGarr I’m pretty sure Dan’s mentioned this several times in his last videos.

    • @50puft
      @50puft 5 років тому +1

      He's talked about an achievement with that description that is shown for a while

    • @markthegoalie8573
      @markthegoalie8573 5 років тому +1

      Not every potion achievement

    • @markthegoalie8573
      @markthegoalie8573 5 років тому +1

      All potion achievements plus wither.,hero of the village, bad ok men, levitation, mining fatigue and many others, that's after you do you the just potion acheivements

    • @user-kg8xs6pv3d
      @user-kg8xs6pv3d 5 років тому

      TheJeweledWolf 2:39 its called A FURIOUS COCKTAIL

  • @gamieplays4807
    @gamieplays4807 3 роки тому +1

    Dan is the only person to be happy to see phantoms spawning

  • @TheDelicateDesigner06
    @TheDelicateDesigner06 5 років тому +76

    *To this day people say that Dan is still fertilising grass*

  • @Vincenator09TBC
    @Vincenator09TBC 5 років тому +19

    When you throw a channeling trident in a thunderstorm, it has to hit a mob

  • @Coolman227_
    @Coolman227_ 5 років тому +163

    He does know he can put unbreaking on his wings right

    • @o.asmr.mukbangs3523
      @o.asmr.mukbangs3523 5 років тому +6

      You can’t do it with mending on it as well

    • @geespaz88
      @geespaz88 5 років тому +3

      no

    • @geespaz88
      @geespaz88 5 років тому +5

      @@o.asmr.mukbangs3523 liar

    • @nytso4940
      @nytso4940 5 років тому +4

      O SoMuchGacha you can

    • @amandad9171
      @amandad9171 5 років тому +1

      @@o.asmr.mukbangs3523 yeah

  • @skatergirl9542
    @skatergirl9542 4 роки тому +3

    The day his camera was off……… BAHAHA that was hilarious😂😂😂

    • @Kozzi1e
      @Kozzi1e 4 роки тому +1

      Not wanna be rude but fix your comment if people see it they're prolly gonna make fun if you. Much love and also merry early 2021❤️

    • @saddoggo1115
      @saddoggo1115 4 роки тому

      @@Kozzi1e I agree

  • @CoconutTheLeafRain
    @CoconutTheLeafRain 5 років тому +14

    Do the advancement, How did we get here?
    (Have every physical effect possible at the same time.) 26 effects total.

  • @lukasaoo88
    @lukasaoo88 5 років тому +154

    So is someone gonna tell him that the trident has to hit an entity to strike lightning

  • @charredtoo
    @charredtoo 5 років тому +36

    Who else feels bad for buddy and slow horse. They just sit there now.

  • @zeallinky5288
    @zeallinky5288 4 роки тому +1

    Hey Dan, just a heads up, if you see a zombie villager and switch the weather to thunderstorm and the thunder hits the zombie villager, the zombie villager will turn back to a normal villager

  • @bayli1230
    @bayli1230 5 років тому +14

    Nobody:
    Dan: *Casually watches villagers make a baby*

  • @innermachinationsofmymindarean
    @innermachinationsofmymindarean 5 років тому +13

    Dan: *says creeper and aw man in one video”
    UA-camrs sing: it’s free real estate!

  • @jjaayybb
    @jjaayybb 4 роки тому +537

    If minecraft was real life I’d have phantoms attacking me every night

  • @theblazinghacker3091
    @theblazinghacker3091 4 роки тому +41

    Can we just take a moment and talk about that thumbnail?
    *Achievement Get!*

    • @bvolleyball2
      @bvolleyball2 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @PlasticLamp
      @PlasticLamp Рік тому

      it’s a super Mario sunshine reference minecraft actually used to say achievement get on pc

  • @Plutonetwork
    @Plutonetwork 5 років тому +51

    Dan... just dance 2020 is out. You know what you have to do

  • @paxindonesiana
    @paxindonesiana 4 роки тому +33

    "Eat everything that edible even thought it's not good"
    The stomach: Adios

    • @shadowstrider7224
      @shadowstrider7224 4 роки тому

      4. Anselmus Mario Mukin lol

    • @frisk4831
      @frisk4831 4 роки тому

      Do you mean : "Eat everything thats edible even though its not good"

    • @frisk4831
      @frisk4831 4 роки тому

      @@ahard-daysnight6659 oh right lemme fix that xD

    • @sibo5204
      @sibo5204 4 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @ed20cat97
      @ed20cat97 4 роки тому

      ❎🛗🛄🈯️✅🛗🔱♻️🛄🔱💤

  • @kristenrosauer5108
    @kristenrosauer5108 5 років тому +23

    “Le shoot and Le toot”
    Dan 2019

  • @moltonvods
    @moltonvods 4 роки тому +17

    Dan: one step closer to beating minecraft
    Mojang: laughs in netherite

    • @jemmabriggs9653
      @jemmabriggs9653 4 роки тому

      But in that update it didn’t exist?

    • @MaZMurDa
      @MaZMurDa 3 роки тому

      It wouldn't by mojang, Microsoft bought minecraft so m8crosoft

    • @realHAMPTERCEO
      @realHAMPTERCEO 2 роки тому +1

      @@MaZMurDa mojang still develops mc

  • @greenturtle1473
    @greenturtle1473 5 років тому +19

    You:”I’m a professional flyer”
    Grian: “oh really...”

    • @jefftulinius4745
      @jefftulinius4745 5 років тому

      Mary Kuhns ikr

    • @alexlad6708
      @alexlad6708 5 років тому

      That's true

    • @levimeister9339
      @levimeister9339 5 років тому

      That's exactly what I was thinking when he said that

    • @tetra.
      @tetra. 5 років тому

      IKR

    • @levimeister9339
      @levimeister9339 5 років тому

      It's actually quite impressive how Grian can sometimes land on a 1x1 space with an elytra

  • @meow2944
    @meow2944 5 років тому +36

    Dan: default dances on the guy he killed
    Everyone else at the funeral

    • @collinlol99
      @collinlol99 5 років тому

      @Stephanie Mitchell no u

  • @mohammedanwaruddin4276
    @mohammedanwaruddin4276 5 років тому +70

    Dan there is a secret achievement called how did we get here

    • @Katze123
      @Katze123 5 років тому +1

      That is basically get *every* effect in the game

    • @Katze123
      @Katze123 5 років тому +1

      @@rynamon yep

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 5 років тому +1

      Me: *goes on mc and throws a trident at a villager in a storm*

    • @Katze123
      @Katze123 5 років тому +1

      @@CCABPSacsach great!!

    • @harrisdrake9866
      @harrisdrake9866 5 років тому +1

      Do you have 90 minutes

  • @susandeklerk7625
    @susandeklerk7625 4 роки тому +5

    Dan: how does the zombies get in
    Gap: do I mean nothing to u

  • @MasterEyad
    @MasterEyad 5 років тому +19

    When elytra breaks it will still be in your inventory, so they give you a chance to repair it.

    • @archerharrison2594
      @archerharrison2594 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah but what if it breaks when your in the sky with no totem of undying

    • @thorwhoisacat
      @thorwhoisacat 4 роки тому

      Is it because end ships are rare or because there’s only one in the world (idk which)

    • @fadrendonellchen6145
      @fadrendonellchen6145 4 роки тому

      @@thorwhoisacat no theres alot of end ships

  • @rebounddrl9407
    @rebounddrl9407 5 років тому +48

    The Le chat:
    *timmy has joined the chat
    Le chop: Who are you?
    timmy: timmy :)
    Le pick: umm are you supposed to be Le timmy
    Le shoot: he’s a trident he’s more powerful than us aren’t you?

  • @nuanpunchumnanont828
    @nuanpunchumnanont828 5 років тому +79

    "Lets try eating papa fish"
    -English auto generated captions 2019

  • @rbrd_clan5944
    @rbrd_clan5944 5 років тому +12

    Dantdm: kills ended dragon easily
    Also Dantdm: Gets to one heart from pufferfish

  • @alekzzandrr
    @alekzzandrr 5 років тому +287

    Imagine this whole series was a huge prank and he just had a texture pack that made the hearts hardcore hearts... :|

  • @jac-
    @jac- 5 років тому +54

    Dan: bye son, I’ll see you in the delivery room. Asher: I’ve been betrayed

    • @uareloved_
      @uareloved_ 4 роки тому +2

      Bug_ru2 XDXDXDXDXD

    • @Crimsrn
      @Crimsrn 4 роки тому

      @@uareloved_ it's... not that funny......

    • @beth8758
      @beth8758 4 роки тому +3

      Megasons3 Plays it kinda is tho, you just don’t have a proper sense of humour :/

    • @IzzTheRealFive
      @IzzTheRealFive 2 роки тому

      Why does it say 3 replies even though there’s 2💀

  • @EpMc787
    @EpMc787 3 роки тому +4

    “I’m going to go inside and protecc myself”
    -Dantdm 2020

  • @reagan4614
    @reagan4614 4 роки тому +66

    "There must be a gap somewhere" says Dan as he stands next to the gap

    • @juliannalynch6110
      @juliannalynch6110 4 роки тому +1

      @@drybonnoe what the ffffffffuuu-udge brownies

    • @juliannalynch6110
      @juliannalynch6110 4 роки тому +1

      @@drybonnoe no one understands my humor 😭😭

    • @_.tangerinee
      @_.tangerinee 4 роки тому +1

      @@juliannalynch6110 Fudge Brownies.. yum :D

    • @JDK93008
      @JDK93008 4 роки тому

      @@juliannalynch6110 its not humor at all

  • @maxmiller8830
    @maxmiller8830 5 років тому +119

    Dan: *Laughing*
    Also Dan 2 seconds later: That was sad... (Even though he’s still laughing)😂

    • @internalmaster3404
      @internalmaster3404 5 років тому

      Evil

    • @levisore8597
      @levisore8597 5 років тому

      umm nice name lol

    • @amir-vt7xd
      @amir-vt7xd 5 років тому

      I love his evilness.

    • @elatedquaid1279
      @elatedquaid1279 5 років тому

      Poop Sickle edit out the ! At the end of the sentence before the )😂 cuz than it will look better

  • @ti45tyme
    @ti45tyme 5 років тому +291

    Me: Anyone else notice that he's changed his logo again
    Fans

  • @emilynewman6533
    @emilynewman6533 4 роки тому +10

    Combine stuff in ur inventory crafting and it doesn’t cost levels

    • @infinitebane
      @infinitebane 3 роки тому

      it deletes enchantments though.

    • @quynhmanh3910
      @quynhmanh3910 3 роки тому

      @@infinitebane yeah its only really useful when you really need durabillty

  • @sarad.4015
    @sarad.4015 5 років тому +134

    It feels weirder when Dan doesn't have his face cam on🤔

  • @aestheticallypleasing1908
    @aestheticallypleasing1908 5 років тому +36

    Everything is funnier with no camera and just a epic Dan face.

  • @янезнаюсука
    @янезнаюсука 5 років тому +23

    That twisty tower thing could be used for a elytra launch pad

  • @gavind7685
    @gavind7685 4 роки тому +1

    HE KILLED THREE BUNNYS WHEN HE HAD 6 RABBIT --> How many graves he needs to bulid

  • @zanebeep342
    @zanebeep342 5 років тому +9

    The trident can also be called "Timmy le fork"