What If the Soviet Union Reunited Today?

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  • @Zarraeda
    @Zarraeda 7 років тому +27872

    It would be a Soviet Re-Union.

    • @albertkelly7129
      @albertkelly7129 7 років тому +418

      ahaha

    • @andresr.viguera9791
      @andresr.viguera9791 7 років тому +808

      Joke of the day. You must take your prize. :D

    • @theyugoslavturtle.9463
      @theyugoslavturtle.9463 7 років тому +143

      Jared Allsen lol

    • @YouTubeisgettingworse.
      @YouTubeisgettingworse. 7 років тому +56

      Jared Allsen UHHH Us countries in the west like me would hate it i had border with the soviet union

    • @hreniucandrei3702
      @hreniucandrei3702 7 років тому +30

      if ussr reunited today.....trump would nukeeeeeeeeeeeeeee them so they would not mess with them anymore

  • @GalacticC3I
    @GalacticC3I 5 років тому +12241

    UA-cam is red for a good reason

  • @Sizdothyx
    @Sizdothyx 2 роки тому +4476

    Putin watched this video and went "Why not?"

    • @hassanlamata2312
      @hassanlamata2312 2 роки тому +58

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂alishaona hii video kashaanza kufanya yake sasa

    • @runwayjet755
      @runwayjet755 2 роки тому +224

      Yo, damn right. This youtuber is silently responsible for this invasion.

    • @easteregg6355
      @easteregg6355 2 роки тому +27

      😹😹😹 Lmao

    • @FantaTrackpad
      @FantaTrackpad 2 роки тому +23

      BRUH FR 😭

    • @exturon8829
      @exturon8829 2 роки тому +11

      @@runwayjet755 IKR 😂

  • @JC05
    @JC05 2 роки тому +1147

    "What if the Soviet Union Reunited Today?"
    Putin: *And I took that personally...*

  • @HBGamingTD
    @HBGamingTD 3 роки тому +1629

    “Ferb, I think I know what we are going to do today.”

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 3 роки тому +89

      Dr. Doof: Behold, the CountryCollapseInator!!!!

    • @anunkownaccounte7712
      @anunkownaccounte7712 3 роки тому +37

      Behold, the Screw-freedom-inator!

    • @boxbois
      @boxbois 3 роки тому +5

      This deserves more likes

    • @amvymavy
      @amvymavy 3 роки тому +6

      *OUR* country

    • @amvymavy
      @amvymavy 3 роки тому +2

      @Kids Barrett *Communism intensifies*

  • @discombobulationed
    @discombobulationed 3 роки тому +3322

    "Ferb, We're getting the band back together!"

  • @orangeter6
    @orangeter6 2 роки тому +2253

    Here we go everybody. Looks like we're gonna see how accurate this video is

    • @dion5707
      @dion5707 2 роки тому +92

      Hope this comment doesn't age horribly

    • @austinwthompson45
      @austinwthompson45 2 роки тому +10

      Yes

    • @zinkoff409
      @zinkoff409 2 роки тому +25

      @@dion5707 let's be honest .......

    • @nano135x
      @nano135x 2 роки тому +11

      Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain. - Putin

    • @juniversum4735
      @juniversum4735 2 роки тому +17

      Putin has no heart hut he has brain i give him that even if he wants a big soviet like russia

  • @breenud39tv25
    @breenud39tv25 2 роки тому +406

    Russia after watching this: *Hmm let's find out*

  • @duffythedragon5176
    @duffythedragon5176 4 роки тому +8369

    Here’s a fun fact, the Soviet Union didn’t use land mines,
    they used land Ours.

    • @kevinthemusician4767
      @kevinthemusician4767 4 роки тому +160

      Michael Whisman r/woooooooosh

    • @stephen9381
      @stephen9381 4 роки тому +61

      Michael Whisman bruh

    • @ViratKohli-jj3wj
      @ViratKohli-jj3wj 4 роки тому +39

      @@michaelwhisman7623 r/woooosh

    • @snowyvert
      @snowyvert 4 роки тому +36

      @@michaelwhisman7623 Bruuuuuh! r/woooooooooooooosh

    • @zulthyr1852
      @zulthyr1852 4 роки тому +76

      @@snowyvert he got woosh stormed
      Press F to pay respects

  • @jesusntchrist4298
    @jesusntchrist4298 4 роки тому +4939

    Canada: Shouldn't Alaska be with us?
    U.S: No, it should be with us.
    Soviet Union: Actually....

  • @444JMS
    @444JMS 2 роки тому +116

    Watching this again in 2022 and now this hits a bit different.

    • @vladimirputin7211
      @vladimirputin7211 Рік тому +4

      i know man 😂😂

    • @Itz_Sophia19
      @Itz_Sophia19 Рік тому

      Same.

    • @_a_883
      @_a_883 8 місяців тому

      2023

    • @CMoore8539
      @CMoore8539 7 місяців тому

      I’m watching it on 10/05/2023 and it looks like this is the exact plan of Puttin.

  • @Ordinary_Guy
    @Ordinary_Guy 2 роки тому +53

    The meme potential will be HUGE

  • @chloe_gospinny
    @chloe_gospinny 3 роки тому +2013

    USSR: reunites
    NATO: cold war two: electric boogaloo

  • @LehaSwn
    @LehaSwn 3 роки тому +2560

    USSR: gets back
    Poland: Why do i hear the boss music?

  • @computermaestros
    @computermaestros 2 роки тому +21

    Caught in 4k he is a time traveller

  • @dangerous1a200
    @dangerous1a200 2 роки тому +17

    UA-cam recommendations have some sick humour

  • @jnjaganon8226
    @jnjaganon8226 4 роки тому +3637

    “Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.”
    “YES, THAT’S WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO THINK! HAHAHA!!”

    • @JustAnApe445
      @JustAnApe445 4 роки тому +43

      John and Jenn Aganon the Simpson’s

    • @JustAnApe445
      @JustAnApe445 4 роки тому +17

      Jarred Jay I said that

    • @JustAnApe445
      @JustAnApe445 4 роки тому +10

      Jarred Jay looks like war

    • @JustAnApe445
      @JustAnApe445 4 роки тому +8

      Jarred Jay a cold war

    • @JustAnApe445
      @JustAnApe445 4 роки тому +7

      Jarred Jay so where do you want to start

  • @somerandumguy8281
    @somerandumguy8281 5 років тому +3561

    "the largest reserves of oil will be....."
    *USA has entered the chat*
    ".....found in this country of USSR"
    *USA has left the chat*

    • @willstealyourboats
      @willstealyourboats 4 роки тому +205

      @IMxYOURxDADDY except an invasion of the USSR if it reformed would be impossible. Don't forget the WW2 Eastern Front.

    • @thinkingmind8868
      @thinkingmind8868 4 роки тому +18

      🤣😂 im about to die

    • @TheStarcoMarco
      @TheStarcoMarco 4 роки тому +97

      Really? USA left the chat when someone says the largest oil reserves found in USSR? Maybe because. Wait a...
      *Founds out that USSR has ICBMs*
      Ohhhh... That's explain something.

    • @somerandumguy8281
      @somerandumguy8281 4 роки тому +12

      @@TheStarcoMarco yes really

    • @nonameguy3665
      @nonameguy3665 4 роки тому +1

      @IMxYOURxDADDY why trump look cowardly? So please invades iran please

  • @ragnarlothbrok388
    @ragnarlothbrok388 2 роки тому +310

    this aged well

    • @sjksjs283
      @sjksjs283 2 роки тому +1

      How?

    • @trellz5949
      @trellz5949 2 роки тому +4

      @@sjksjs283 russia invaded ukraine

    • @UPPERKEES
      @UPPERKEES 2 роки тому

      @@trellz5949 when did that happen?

    • @sexmansex4776
      @sexmansex4776 2 роки тому

      @@UPPERKEES uh...

    • @trellz5949
      @trellz5949 2 роки тому +1

      @@UPPERKEES a few weeks ago like in febuary

  • @styge6287
    @styge6287 2 роки тому +206

    Seeing the current situation developing, I have a feeling that this video won't age well...

    • @inktendo1018
      @inktendo1018 2 роки тому

      it didnt

    • @mitmeetsmadness
      @mitmeetsmadness 2 роки тому +21

      Nay, current Russian government is conservative and capitalistic, no way it wants to recreate USSR, except just territory, but that's not "recreating USSR".

    • @underloveryz2731
      @underloveryz2731 2 роки тому +2

      @@mitmeetsmadness well, you don't know how it'll goes....

    • @mitmeetsmadness
      @mitmeetsmadness 2 роки тому

      @@underloveryz2731 Sir, seriously? How capitalist government can be interested in building socialism?

    • @5tarSailor
      @5tarSailor 2 роки тому +3

      @@xenstence the amount of copium you're inhaling is giving me a contact high

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 7 років тому +4938

    Ain't no reunion like a Soviet ReUnion. Also it was great collaborating together!

    • @wolv0223
      @wolv0223 7 років тому +40

      Ah, damn it Cody! You took my joke ):

    • @hostiliscivitas
      @hostiliscivitas 7 років тому +34

      If Soviet Union reunited today it would be California

    • @xihangyang
      @xihangyang 7 років тому +9

      why is mongolia not part of the soviet unions?

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 7 років тому +15

      Ain't no reunion like a Soviet ReUnion cause a Soviet ReUnion is mandatory and ordered by the state.

    • @X1GenKaneShiroX
      @X1GenKaneShiroX 7 років тому +3

      Can anybody reply to my Comment please? So what if the USSR Reunited BUT With China and Mongolia being part of USSR? 1 Biggest Country with over 12,000,000 Square Miles, and USSR with China and Mongolia combined will be bigger than Africa!

  • @mochawatte
    @mochawatte 5 років тому +3776

    My IPhone turned into an *OurPhone*

  • @user-zv7uy2tb8y
    @user-zv7uy2tb8y 2 роки тому +18

    Trump in 2017: I'm the worst president.
    Putin in 2022: Hold my vodka...

    • @0-countryball550
      @0-countryball550 Рік тому

      @@user-zv7uy2tb8y not to mention but in this condition Kim Jong-un is number 1, followed by Biden (2), Xi jinping (3) and Putin (4).

  • @JustAnAmerican_
    @JustAnAmerican_ 2 роки тому +16

    Bit of an awkward time for this to be recommended

  • @samutraifin
    @samutraifin 5 років тому +2125

    USSR: *returns
    Finland: "angry farmers noices"

    • @KoniginMina
      @KoniginMina 4 роки тому +48

      Ukraine*

    • @igorivanovich5891
      @igorivanovich5891 4 роки тому +27

      If the Soviet union returns,it wouldn't be old clumsy Russia before and it's Stalin fault.If the Russians had a war with Finnish again,it would be as planed

    • @me-yd1qx
      @me-yd1qx 4 роки тому +14

      @@KoniginMina Ukraine would be part of it

    • @Max_Le_Groom
      @Max_Le_Groom 4 роки тому +4

      Hhhhhheeemmmmmmmmm

    • @nadyadontmiss
      @nadyadontmiss 4 роки тому +7

      no angry skier noises

  • @aiosquadron
    @aiosquadron 3 роки тому +1513

    "Soviet Union? Didn't you guys broke up?"
    "Yessss, that what we want you to think!"
    **Red alert sovite march plays**

  • @InquisiitorWH44K
    @InquisiitorWH44K 2 роки тому +17

    Putin, 2022: "Let's find out."

  • @HyAVII
    @HyAVII 2 роки тому +16

    Putin : Good question , lets find out

  • @Nobody-ie6pn
    @Nobody-ie6pn 4 роки тому +331

    *1 former planet*
    Pluto: oh for fvcks sake!!

  • @sagartomar3461
    @sagartomar3461 3 роки тому +1925

    USSR :- reunites
    India:- long time no see friend

  • @unsuspecting_man
    @unsuspecting_man 2 роки тому +32

    Well, this video aged well...

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 2 роки тому

      You know who the NPCs are by this same joke appearing hundreds of times

    • @partypandamonium9116
      @partypandamonium9116 2 роки тому +1

      @@B3Band not only have you commented this under every single comment that says this, you made a similar joke an hour later

  • @harrisongabriel
    @harrisongabriel 2 роки тому +10

    Fuck mate you have no idea how accurate your video just became

    • @KD10Conqueror
      @KD10Conqueror 2 роки тому

      I dont think putin wants a socialist stae back.

  • @XVZYJ
    @XVZYJ 4 роки тому +809

    When the Soviets broke apart in 1991 and they come back 2019
    U.S: [*confused screaming*]

  • @willblack7353
    @willblack7353 3 роки тому +794

    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?'
    "KGB"
    "KGB wh-"
    "WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!"

  • @mrbeanking5724
    @mrbeanking5724 2 роки тому +8

    Perfect time to get recommended for this

  • @baki5749
    @baki5749 2 роки тому +10

    Well this is definitely a weird time to be recommended this

  • @bintuiran
    @bintuiran 4 роки тому +940

    Russia: *watches video*
    Also Russia: Yes.

  • @Metaeye
    @Metaeye 4 роки тому +550

    USSR: comes back
    Poland: I’m in danger

    • @undefeated_romantic1692
      @undefeated_romantic1692 4 роки тому +43

      Poland itself was extremely aggressive country, especially in the period of being Rzeczpospolita and it used to attack Russia multiple times as well.

    • @bhagatveersingh8635
      @bhagatveersingh8635 4 роки тому +12

      @@undefeated_romantic1692 we dont talk about that

    • @icetea707
      @icetea707 4 роки тому +4

      Poland have nato ao i dont think he is in danger

    • @undefeated_romantic1692
      @undefeated_romantic1692 4 роки тому +23

      @@bhagatveersingh8635 , why not? It's ridiculous to pretend that Poland was only a victim in historical perspective. If I were a Polish I would be even offended =)) During a long period of time Poland was a force that others had to take in account. And in the 20th century it partitioned Czechoslovakia with the Nazi Germany so Poland is not so simple as you suppose.

    • @wendymarx1917
      @wendymarx1917 4 роки тому +3

      well not really, because the soviets took all the byelorussian land that poland owned so they have no reason to invade again

  • @musicoruu
    @musicoruu 2 роки тому +10

    youtube recommendations have good timing

  • @JustDeb4
    @JustDeb4 2 роки тому +8

    This is what gonna happen soon, i like how this got into my recommendeds

  • @svetlanalex9621
    @svetlanalex9621 3 роки тому +4624

    Ussr Returns
    Poland : Sweating intensifies
    Germany: SCREAMING INTENSIFIES
    America: Ah sht here we go again
    India: your back!!
    China: Ahhh your back
    Cuba: Ahhh our comrade
    North Korea: Welcome back comrade!
    Switzerland: Your gamemode has been switched to spectator mode

  • @dr._kompot996
    @dr._kompot996 4 роки тому +932

    Time Traveller: What you reading there?
    Me: I'm just reading about the USSR...
    Time Traveller: Which one?
    Me: 😯😯

    • @skywarslord4680
      @skywarslord4680 4 роки тому +77

      Me: Don’t do that,
      Don’t give me hope!

    • @furiousbot6885
      @furiousbot6885 4 роки тому +18

      Me: Say sike right now

    • @dr._kompot996
      @dr._kompot996 4 роки тому +44

      @@furiousbot6885
      Time Traveller: *Takes off mask and reveals himself as Stalin*
      Stalin: Haha, no, now off to Gulag

    • @bay3438
      @bay3438 4 роки тому +1

      666 likes

    • @flyingwiener8646
      @flyingwiener8646 4 роки тому

      666 likes

  • @complex9277
    @complex9277 2 роки тому +20

    Well boys this is happening so let’s see how accurate this is

  • @Wisequl
    @Wisequl 2 роки тому +10

    Mmmmm I smell I time traveler

  • @hexry1139
    @hexry1139 3 роки тому +501

    Ussr: *reunites*
    Germany: Ah shit, here we go again.

    • @g.anggaraditia
      @g.anggaraditia 2 роки тому +10

      thats east germany

    • @zombiecrafter0758
      @zombiecrafter0758 2 роки тому +2

      @Tristan Ellis Gaming Hans, hol den Flammenwerfer, die Russen kommen wieder!

    • @rome316ae3
      @rome316ae3 2 роки тому +16

      Nazi Germany reunites
      Ussr : ah shit here we go again

    • @kilianfirebolt
      @kilianfirebolt 2 роки тому +2

      Without the ussr we would have won

    • @toasttoast9955
      @toasttoast9955 2 роки тому +1

      @@rome316ae3 Nazi Germany and Ussr become "allies" again. Germany: *MG 42 behind back*

  • @noctisluxus
    @noctisluxus 3 роки тому +3717

    Didn’t the Simpsons have an episode where they announced they’d never actually split at all?
    If the Simpsons said it...

    • @gibetax8477
      @gibetax8477 3 роки тому +186

      THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!!

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 3 роки тому +51

      The Simpsons also said the world would end in 2000. Y2K and all. And did that happen?

    • @asmeet2005
      @asmeet2005 3 роки тому +99

      @@Lolpy. In the parallel universe.

    • @humanpearson7122
      @humanpearson7122 3 роки тому +9

      Hmm interesting

    • @ThatYankeeKen
      @ThatYankeeKen 3 роки тому +7

      season and episode? if you know it.

  • @AbhishekKumar-zn4mu
    @AbhishekKumar-zn4mu 2 роки тому +10

    What a time to get recommended

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 2 роки тому +6

    Putin: Write that down! Write that down!

  • @fancillluio7544
    @fancillluio7544 3 роки тому +560

    It's like a top player who AFK for a long time, and when he comes back, he finds that his level has fallen behind his old opponent a lot.

    • @user-xe3ng6sj9o
      @user-xe3ng6sj9o 2 роки тому +47

      Hey usa wanna see me speedrun?

    • @KAT-hs3xh
      @KAT-hs3xh 2 роки тому +16

      If Russia and the other companies combine. We can be formidable allies

    • @satriobagus8847
      @satriobagus8847 2 роки тому +4

      @@user-xe3ng6sj9o yes

    • @monotheistAli
      @monotheistAli 2 роки тому

      We're getting strong boys, now there are three of us

    • @divinedragon17
      @divinedragon17 2 роки тому

      @@monotheistAli count me in

  • @f9658
    @f9658 4 роки тому +426

    *Soviet Union Exists*
    America: why do I hear boss music playing??

  • @theagnosticdeist3373
    @theagnosticdeist3373 2 роки тому +20

    This one aged like a fine wine🍷

  • @SkullEmojihunter
    @SkullEmojihunter 2 місяці тому +1

    This is one of my favorite UA-cam videos ever

  • @halk6625
    @halk6625 7 років тому +3704

    What if the World became a country

    • @cheddaboyant7817
      @cheddaboyant7817 7 років тому +816

      i think it would have the 5th largest economy and the 20th largest population with an active duty of 5 people sharing a mosin nagant

    • @HTX09
      @HTX09 7 років тому +75

      Halk 66 Pangea

    • @parsifal8186
      @parsifal8186 7 років тому +309

      It would the 1st largest economy. Solely because there would be no other countries.

    • @4stixia
      @4stixia 7 років тому +49

      fucking hipster

    • @aliveithink6985
      @aliveithink6985 7 років тому +244

      I imagine:
      - No wars. Civil wars are the only exception, but those would very likely be ended quickly.
      - Wide and deep corruption, because who would miss the possibility to rule a bit of the world?
      - Communism just may for once work. Really, without global unification or full automatization communism won't ever work, but in those two occassions it has a big chance of doing so.
      - For once, democracy is quite... A counter-productive system. The Middle East's religious fanaticism, Africa's lack of education and the USA's ideologically retarded population will make the presidential picks really bad, so an autocracy with a constitution and a few democratic institutions is required. That may also help with the corruption problems a bit. Perhaps we should make a mechanocracy, with a benevolent, carefully made AI ruling over us, thus avoiding corruption because of coding and making the most logical and benefitial decisions.
      - Good autonomy for ex-states will be required, or civil wars are not an if but a when.

  • @comradejosephstalin8136
    @comradejosephstalin8136 4 роки тому +1379

    USSR : reunites*
    NATO : Blyat

    • @Mister-gh5qp
      @Mister-gh5qp 4 роки тому +58

      USA says Cyka before NATO says Blyat

    • @JadentheOGcarter
      @JadentheOGcarter 4 роки тому +14

      What's blyat

    • @emersonadorado8722
      @emersonadorado8722 4 роки тому +19

      @@JadentheOGcarter If you could think about it... even if you to to google translate you will still end up looking for this... чертовски сука which is wrong, it supposed to be сука блять witch means fucking bitch ( sso the point is блять (blyat is just bitch Cause it can't be Fuck because it will just make the word пиздец блять so it's bitch.)

    • @JadentheOGcarter
      @JadentheOGcarter 4 роки тому +6

      @@emersonadorado8722 oh ty and I did Google translate it

    • @WILLIAN_1424
      @WILLIAN_1424 4 роки тому +13

      Poland: KURWA !?!

  • @EminaMeow
    @EminaMeow 2 роки тому +12

    How many people watching this now after Ukraine And Russia war started..

  • @abdullahsaleem6179
    @abdullahsaleem6179 2 роки тому +7

    Who else is here after recent events?

  • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 3 роки тому +1177

    Everyone: no one can take Russia
    Communists: Fine, *we* will do it *our* selfs

  • @josephvissarionovichstalin5843
    @josephvissarionovichstalin5843 4 роки тому +2664

    “What if”??????
    I think you mean, “What will”

  • @maxrush206
    @maxrush206 2 роки тому +12

    putin must have watched this recently

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 2 роки тому +8

    Ukraine, 2021:
    Well, actually...

  • @aaeve5676
    @aaeve5676 4 роки тому +2514

    *Meanwhile in some alternate universe*
    -What if the United States reunited today?
    Edit: People are fighting in the replies lol
    Also: Warning, some dude named
    "The North" is harrasing anyone that has facts on their sides, do not engage.
    Edit 2: Whatever just grab some popcorn or some shit.

    • @matthewtuckman4447
      @matthewtuckman4447 4 роки тому +237

      Hhhmmm In that universe the Soviet Union won the cold war and the United States collaped along with nato

    • @matthewtuckman4447
      @matthewtuckman4447 3 роки тому +10

      @mr bleach You mean if we took Russia over after the cold war and did all that?

    • @matthewtuckman4447
      @matthewtuckman4447 3 роки тому +10

      @mr bleach oh i see, you are a Soviet commander who played a part in bringing down the US, tho im not loyal to any country but id like to congratulate you and your country

    • @matthewtuckman4447
      @matthewtuckman4447 3 роки тому +6

      @mr bleach for your great victory

    • @matthewtuckman4447
      @matthewtuckman4447 3 роки тому +6

      @mr bleach yes many great and powerful civilizations have fallen but you have survived and emerged victorious, the world will long remember your glorious triumph

  • @theri9480
    @theri9480 3 роки тому +672

    i once called russia the USSR because my map was *very* outdated

    • @soulplexis
      @soulplexis 2 роки тому +74

      the schools i went to in my home country were so poor that they had 1980s/1990s maps so i thought the USSR was still a thing until i was about 18

    • @user-my6he4qu7c
      @user-my6he4qu7c 2 роки тому +46

      I am from Kyrgyzstan former Soviet country
      we got independence from USSR but stdied with soviet textbooks till 2009
      so I always felt like i live there

    • @user-xe3ng6sj9o
      @user-xe3ng6sj9o 2 роки тому +3

      Nobody helped former soviet countries at all, it is not that surprising that nor government nor civilians dont have money

    • @thefieldmarshal8682
      @thefieldmarshal8682 2 роки тому +7

      Well it wouldn’t be outdated anymore with the Soviet Reunion

    • @Nurembergwarcriminal
      @Nurembergwarcriminal 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-my6he4qu7c Kyrgyzstan SSR 💪

  • @SandMan1998
    @SandMan1998 2 роки тому +7

    He jinxed himself

  • @thenoble6ix769
    @thenoble6ix769 2 роки тому +4

    What perfect timing for this to be in my recommended.

  • @ericwang9348
    @ericwang9348 7 років тому +2010

    "Just 6970 nukes"

    • @Drakwdeanrer
      @Drakwdeanrer 7 років тому +258

      #worldsuperpowerthings

    • @om3tcw1kche19
      @om3tcw1kche19 7 років тому +148

      _Just world super power things_

    • @redheadrusskie
      @redheadrusskie 7 років тому +116

      +Emils What makes you think that Russia hasn't yet modernized their nuclear arsenal too? And the vast majority of nuclear warheads of both Russia and the US are from the Cold War due to their insanely high cost to produce and maintain.

    • @benpollard7256
      @benpollard7256 7 років тому +80

      Emils Russia has more modern ICBMs than the US.

    • @wer2young2die
      @wer2young2die 7 років тому +28

      FUN FACT: this is also a lie.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin%27s_Cabinet
      How many Jewish names can you see here?

  • @hugobernard9874
    @hugobernard9874 7 років тому +133

    - Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
    - Nyet! That’s what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!

  • @Humancompassion1234
    @Humancompassion1234 Рік тому

    Good job!
    Thank you 😊

  • @unknownguy2651
    @unknownguy2651 2 роки тому +8

    Bro predicted future

  • @kielbasaman2824
    @kielbasaman2824 4 роки тому +1799

    If the Soviet Union reunited they will help us raid Area 51.

  • @winnietalicol3950
    @winnietalicol3950 4 роки тому +645

    *USSR RETURNS*
    Germany: oh, sh** her we go again

  • @KittyUZutty
    @KittyUZutty Рік тому +4

    Putin: *Welcome to fact or cap!*

  • @the_shinam6545
    @the_shinam6545 2 роки тому +7

    Putin : And I took that personally

  • @USSFFRU
    @USSFFRU 2 роки тому +511

    "The Soviet Union dissolved in 1991"
    Me in 2021: Come again?

    • @xZigZagg
      @xZigZagg 2 роки тому +5

      Pls

    • @TK-6843
      @TK-6843 2 роки тому +18

      Soviet Union in 2022: We're back, Hahahahaha!

    • @xZigZagg
      @xZigZagg 2 роки тому +28

      @@TK-6843 That would be the greatest news in years

    • @TK-6843
      @TK-6843 2 роки тому +8

      @@xZigZagg Yeah!
      Soviet Union in 2022: Time to nuke China for betraying us!
      Edit: Also, Cold War will resume!

    • @xZigZagg
      @xZigZagg 2 роки тому +10

      @@TK-6843 nah rather not😂 Yes and this time the US empire will fall!

  • @emmangst
    @emmangst 4 роки тому +1620

    USSR : *returns*
    USA : *o no*
    USSR *_MISS ME?_*
    Russia : *_yes_*

    • @omgscoop5839
      @omgscoop5839 4 роки тому +73

      Russia is just 🅱️oneless USSR

    • @emmangst
      @emmangst 4 роки тому +22

      @@omgscoop5839 GULAG

    • @Mryeast-gv3ow
      @Mryeast-gv3ow 4 роки тому +14

      🇺🇸: (nukes the ussr)

    • @kesha2293
      @kesha2293 4 роки тому +6

      will see товарищи

    • @Bizmarckus
      @Bizmarckus 4 роки тому +18

      USSR: *Returns*
      USA: “Stop, you have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!”

  • @crawfordthornton9119
    @crawfordthornton9119 2 роки тому +6

    I think we’re about to find out lmao

  • @plus-sign
    @plus-sign 2 роки тому +14

    Putin after watching this video:

  • @chandradas9404
    @chandradas9404 3 роки тому +883

    SOVIET UNION REUNITES
    INDIA: I HAVE STARTED HEARING ABOUT MY LONG LOST ELDER SISTER

    • @bradpitler4524
      @bradpitler4524 3 роки тому +77

      *our brother

    • @hexry1139
      @hexry1139 3 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @Hola-8693
      @Hola-8693 3 роки тому +24

      @@bradpitler4524
      Why did you have to “correct” him for gender 🤦‍♀️

    • @thespanishinquisition3744
      @thespanishinquisition3744 3 роки тому +20

      @@Hola-8693 idk if he's indian but i heard india is sexists/patriarchal maybe that's the reason he 'corrected' him/her (not to offend or something like that, it's just something I've heard)

    • @Hola-8693
      @Hola-8693 3 роки тому +33

      @@thespanishinquisition3744
      Lots of countries are sexist and a lot of them are in Asia sadly.

  • @user-rq8oq9oc9q
    @user-rq8oq9oc9q 5 років тому +579

    Largest Oil prod-
    America : *did someone say Oil?*

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 років тому +23

      Ww3: glorious stalinium vs kapitalist piggies

    • @_nocturno
      @_nocturno 5 років тому +2

      No. Just No

    • @ded2946
      @ded2946 5 років тому +3

      lol why cant USA invade Russia? they produce shit load of oil today too

    • @somthingz3928
      @somthingz3928 5 років тому +12

      @@ded2946 do you even realise what could a war declaration do nowadays, with all the nuclear weaponry china, russia and USA have?

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому +5

      @@ded2946 bruh

  • @scarymapping4262
    @scarymapping4262 2 роки тому +4

    Putin: *I like your funny words man*

  • @MrLuisJF
    @MrLuisJF 2 роки тому +3

    Man, you are swimming in views these days!
    Hahaha. I’m glad that these videos view count exploded but sad because of the war :/

  • @f9658
    @f9658 4 роки тому +426

    *Stalin comes back to life*
    German Ww2 soldiers: A shit here we go again

    • @monokuma9234
      @monokuma9234 4 роки тому +3

      Sapnu puas soviet army: you dare oppose *us* mortals?

    • @younghefner8343
      @younghefner8343 4 роки тому +7

      Ahhh *sigh* Stalin: comes back to life
      Russian ww2 soldiers: Ah blyat

    • @mariqnpetkov1714
      @mariqnpetkov1714 4 роки тому +8

      Hitler comes back to life: soviet soldiers: ah shit here we go again

    • @Chiii.
      @Chiii. 4 роки тому +4

      Actually yall know nothing about Stal8n. He is a bad war general.

    • @f9658
      @f9658 4 роки тому +1

      CheesyCoder is that all you know about him?? A bad war general? I bet everyone knows that lmao🤣🤣🤣

  • @sebastiaomendonca1477
    @sebastiaomendonca1477 4 роки тому +1084

    "Dont do that, dont give me hope"

  • @treemallow757
    @treemallow757 2 роки тому +8

    this hits different today

  • @aryansatvati4161
    @aryansatvati4161 2 роки тому

    It was very interesting thank you for making this video🤔❤❤

  • @daniellukin593
    @daniellukin593 5 років тому +698

    4:51 well now we know even more why America hated Communism

    • @julianmendez4402
      @julianmendez4402 5 років тому +102

      Daniel Lukin Because it would make less profit for American capitalist that is the one and only reason the Cold War happened, why everyone in the US gets brainwashed in to thinking Communism is bad and evil.

    • @theimmortalemperor3605
      @theimmortalemperor3605 5 років тому +28

      @@julianmendez4402 because it is

    • @christophermbolinanipower1667
      @christophermbolinanipower1667 5 років тому +6

      Way of the True God IT is not

    • @LAarmenian
      @LAarmenian 5 років тому +5

      Cuz ussr haz lots ov OIL

    • @julianmendez4402
      @julianmendez4402 5 років тому +34

      @Stephen Jenkins hate to give it to you but capitalism killed even more than both of em

  • @syedhamzaali6343
    @syedhamzaali6343 4 роки тому +693

    if soviet union comes back we will get more memes

    • @racelkatyusha403
      @racelkatyusha403 4 роки тому +24

      yea but we will all die yey

    • @mrplasma7094
      @mrplasma7094 4 роки тому +22

      Like Joseph Stalin=joe mama

    • @blake2992
      @blake2992 4 роки тому +13

      @@mrplasma7094 ur dum dum, its jour mama

    • @xp3156
      @xp3156 4 роки тому +5

      The judge tell his friend:I just heard a very funny politic joke
      The friend ask:what’s the joke
      The judge replied: are u insane, I just sentence the man who said this joke to jail

    • @angerfistkayden7051
      @angerfistkayden7051 4 роки тому +2

      Yos

  • @Tamsin53
    @Tamsin53 2 роки тому +4

    Watching this video in February 2022 makes me uneasy.

  • @snorkelfish
    @snorkelfish 2 роки тому +16

    4 years after this video posted we’re going to see how right you are. 😂

    • @miroonay
      @miroonay 2 роки тому +2

      Путин увидел это видео и подумал :
      Путин: Да почему бы и нет?
      ☹️☹️☹️😭😭

  • @TheGamingAirCon
    @TheGamingAirCon 4 роки тому +1250

    i imagine poland would have a heart attack and ukraine would have several mental breakdowns and flashbacks

    • @imthinkinwacky2859
      @imthinkinwacky2859 4 роки тому +149

      You forgot to mention that the US would throw a temper tantrum.

    • @TheGamingAirCon
      @TheGamingAirCon 4 роки тому +26

      @EL3KTRIK really? That's how bad the current government is? That's quite interesting, I thought Poland had been doing alright the last few years (a lot better than other European countries *cough cough* Britain) but I guess polish politics don't get covered in britain

    • @rgsxyz1105
      @rgsxyz1105 4 роки тому +51

      @@TheGamingAirCon , EL3KTRIK doesn't speak for the Polish people, he/she/it only speaks for itself........there are some avowed Polish communist, but they're in the minority..........EL3KTRIK can move to Cuba or North Korea if it likes communism so much.

    • @TheGamingAirCon
      @TheGamingAirCon 4 роки тому +5

      Wow... This is my most liked comment... At 45 likes... *Sad times*

    • @TheGamingAirCon
      @TheGamingAirCon 4 роки тому +6

      @@rgsxyz1105 that's fair, I know that the Soviets commited many atrocities such as waiting for the people's army to be defeated by the German army before going in and pushing the German army out.
      I know there are some political differences, but Poland doesn't get covered in the news much, if at all, from my experience, except around VE-day and D-day, hence why I'm not quite sure on what the polish government is like and if it's bad or not.

  • @MEHRABHASSANBAIG
    @MEHRABHASSANBAIG 3 роки тому +462

    USSR reunited*
    Pakistan & Afghanistan: "aah shit! Here we go again"

  • @CheckmateMLBB
    @CheckmateMLBB 2 роки тому +6

    UA-cam sure has great timing

  • @footwithuke
    @footwithuke Рік тому +5

    Watching this in 2022…

  • @superfishman3243
    @superfishman3243 6 років тому +5265

    Soon Comrade, soon.

  • @thefieldmarshal8682
    @thefieldmarshal8682 2 роки тому +657

    “This pandemic will make Russia go back 30 years in all aspects”
    Russia: 30...years...?
    *Russia’s flag turns red and a hammer and a sickle appears
    *Nervous sweating

    • @fckcats5039
      @fckcats5039 2 роки тому +14

      now 30 years will take u back to russian federations 1st year

    • @abhinavmohabe6808
      @abhinavmohabe6808 2 роки тому +5

      @@fckcats5039 Holy Shit we are old now man!

    • @fckcats5039
      @fckcats5039 2 роки тому +2

      @@abhinavmohabe6808 2

    • @HoLDoN4Sec
      @HoLDoN4Sec 2 роки тому +9

      lol i find it kinda funny how no one knows that the Russia SFSR flag wasn't really completely red, it was blue on the left and red on the right with a hammer and sickle on the top left.
      Ukraine SSR's flag was basically exactly the same just that the blue portion was on the bottom and the red potion on the top.
      literally everyone is so ignorant that they actually think that during the times of the Soviet Union all members of the union had the same exact red flag with hammer and sickle in the middle, its pretty funny lol

    • @Nerevar666
      @Nerevar666 2 роки тому +2

      @@HoLDoN4Sec it might as well have been one flag, the members had no sovereignty.

  • @sovennfiy855
    @sovennfiy855 2 роки тому +7

    yeah, nice moment to recommend me this, youtube.
    greatings from 🇺🇦!

  • @bytezo7693
    @bytezo7693 2 роки тому +8

    Well, well, well, well...

  • @carlomaligmat1523
    @carlomaligmat1523 4 роки тому +640

    *USSR returns*
    Finland: Ahh, shit here we go again.

    • @yuricherkasov
      @yuricherkasov 4 роки тому +26

      Simo Hayha's grandson cleans his sniper rifle

    • @fecking_weirdo
      @fecking_weirdo 4 роки тому +6

      Lauri törni's grandson is cleaning his suomi kp

    • @fecking_weirdo
      @fecking_weirdo 4 роки тому +6

      AND Mannerheim has resurrected from the dead

    • @jaynee8581
      @jaynee8581 4 роки тому +3

      Voi paska, Taas mennään

    • @Movies22
      @Movies22 4 роки тому

      @Nguyen Hoang Duc Is East germany and Weste germany

  • @asnbloxalt7883
    @asnbloxalt7883 4 роки тому +166

    5:00
    USA: *concerned breathing*

    • @mr.honeybee7661
      @mr.honeybee7661 4 роки тому +6

      More like heavy breathing lol DID SOMEBODY SAY>>> OIL!!!!

    • @dsldigi4395
      @dsldigi4395 3 роки тому

      Derald Jayson NAH YOU STANKY ASS BICHO I HEARD OIL THAT SHIZ IS MINE

    • @loneneotank.5687
      @loneneotank.5687 3 роки тому +1

      Here we go again, oh shi- *boom*

    • @drugdealer4357
      @drugdealer4357 3 роки тому

      He Lol

  • @delta_cosmic
    @delta_cosmic 8 місяців тому +3

    this video aged well

  • @mohamadabduljalil4578
    @mohamadabduljalil4578 2 роки тому +5

    Putin: ferb, I know what we're gonna do today