That's because he has the technology, he's Asian. In all seriousness though yes, he's carrying Dragonforce through the bits and bytes but I don't know if they're touring because of COVID-19 so this may be a way to stay busy.
"I'm gonna write a one bar pre-chorus, which is a technique I like to use sometimes when I don't wanna write a two bars pre-chorus." Ladies and gentleman, Sam Totman
I will honestly buy this whole “10 minute songs by Sam” album when it comes out. Especially if you can get the actual bands to play “their” songs... be fucking hilarious.
Wish Alicia got to do some backing vocals here but Herman said on stream they don’t have the tech to record that over the internet cause Sam’s computer is like a dinosaur
"Play the bass as quick as possible, I don't wanna hear this instrument." Ladys and Gentlemen, this is Herman Li in front of Tour-bassist Alicia Vigil. :D
If they brought it down on the chorus an octave with one voice and some open Acoustic guitar and no drums near the end, then go back into the chorus one more time, then into the main riff as an outro, that's literally with (slightly) more serious lyrics, if ffdp did like a "cover" of it, you wouldn't know it wasn't original, lol.
Congratulations, DragonForce, you’re the only band on earth who’s music CONSTANTLY makes me say, “bah, fuck off, song!” yet still keeps me listening. I can only assume that your music itself has always been parody.
@@defectivetoaster7713 just use google translate for the last touch xD but for real their songs contain like 50 different words at most, so that wouldn't be that hard
As a 5FDP fan I thought this was absolutely hilarious 😂 and awesome! Killer job! 👍👏 “But here comes my sensitive side” 🤣 Also “Geocities homepage” 🤣, Herman is old. Most people under 30 have never heard of geocities!
What is needed is for another band to actually record the track, like that one band did when they really covered Plastic Tree (DF's "write a Nightwish Song in 15 minutes").
Five finger death punch lyrics need to talk about monster energy drinks, how they would have served in the military but they would have punched a drill sgt in the face, and being bald lol
That was a small adventure. Started here, had to check out Alicia Vigils stuff and then found ACDC released a new song. And now I'm back. Clap your hands because my arms are tired.
Love yalls work! Super amazing people and I wish I knew how to better be in your community Edit: just followed on twitch and insta! Keep up the great work, me and my parents, especially dad, love your music 🎵
This song reminds me of the band “Reggie and the Full Effect” which was basically a joke band offshoot of the get up kids. If you like keyboard driven metal and punk about food, dwarves, gloves, or girls who run away, it’s probably your jam.
I want to see "DragonForce writes a DragonForce song in 10 minutes" where they take the piss out of their own style.
I was about to comment this, +1!
"fire in the sky far away! My stomach is burning from all that bud light!"
YESSS Please do this lmao
They could try and write Edge of the World which is 11:04 in 10 minutes
It’s possible
Herman li is the only one who is active and running dragonforce channel. Hats of to your work. Get love and 1M soon herman aka speedgod
🤘🙏Thank you!
Nah Gee is also very active on youtube and twitch but he has his own yt channel.
@@dragonforce write a van Halen song for eddie! R.I.P EDDIE VAN HALEN
@@pounderpolizzo7269 YES
That's because he has the technology, he's Asian.
In all seriousness though yes, he's carrying Dragonforce through the bits and bytes but I don't know if they're touring because of COVID-19 so this may be a way to stay busy.
"I'm gonna write a one bar pre-chorus, which is a technique I like to use sometimes when I don't wanna write a two bars pre-chorus."
Ladies and gentleman, Sam Totman
sam being sam
But during lockdown it's just a home bar chorus!
I will honestly buy this whole “10 minute songs by Sam” album when it comes out. Especially if you can get the actual bands to play “their” songs... be fucking hilarious.
I'd actually love to hear Ivan sing this, I think he'd have a good laugh at it lol
I want a Special Edition with the raw demos, the Dragonforce Versions and the actual Bands playing these Songs.
"The gym is closed, I'm so alone." I felt that in me soul
It's October so it's only a matter of time before Dragonforce writes a Helloween song
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, IT'S HERMAN LI!
Spooky scary skeletons power metal edition
Every DragonForce song is a Helloween song
@@ObviouslyKieran as Herman barrels towards... Someone with an Egen.
Yeeeesss
Alicia looks like she regrets her life everytime Sam starts singing
simp
@@bururei5844 bruj
Kek
Please let this be a "hidden" track on 5FDP's next album
DRAGONFORCE writes a BABYMETAL song in 5 minutes. GO!
They already did that. It was called Road of Resistance
@@kvltofpersonality Oh look, a comedic genius.
@@Chadw1cKed It actually was Dragonforce who recorded the guitars for that song lol.
@@chainuser1774 Yes, but I need to hear Sam sing like Yumi metal hahahahaha
I love seeing the regret on Alicia's and Herman's faces everytime Sam starts singing
Its like "oh, he must have a lot of problem".
More like 'this man has iron clad nuts of steel to be able to sing like that for the whole world to see'.
Wish Alicia got to do some backing vocals here but Herman said on stream they don’t have the tech to record that over the internet cause Sam’s computer is like a dinosaur
Well, his nickname is caveman.
we need to start a fundraiser to get Sam a new computer
@@cinnamondafox he has the money for it, he just dosent because the laptop he has a piece of software which sam likes to use.
@@thestibblr6637 sounds like Sam
@@gyrozeppeli4862 because it is, those words came from his mouth during a stream
"Play the bass as quick as possible, I don't wanna hear this instrument."
Ladys and Gentlemen, this is Herman Li in front of Tour-bassist Alicia Vigil. :D
F for Alicia....
Lol, probably referencing his rivalry with Davie504
Davie504: *calls the police*
Sam always sounds like he's from Alestorm
I'm sure it's the alcohol
Dragonforce write a Dragonforce song in 10 minutes
I'm still waiting for "DragonCorpse write a Cannibal Force song"... or... well, you get the idea 😊...
Maybe write a Van Halen song next to pay a tribute to EVH..hoping Alicia would sing for that one. No offense, Sam.
Id love to see herman do the eruption solo
His voice is like some kind of weapon used for crowd control.
@@centaurus5676 nobody is saying to "milk his death" or exploit his passing, they're suggesting to do a tribute in honor of Eddie Van Halen.
Sam is my hero. Complete ass clown who can shred, drink and is actually deceptively talented. Trashed at E3 and trashed in 2020. God Bless Sam Totman!
6:42
Herman Li: Play the bass, play it as quick as you can, I don't wanna hear that instrument...
Alicia : *Silently dying*
Imagine they release an album with these songs and it becomes a top seller.
Dragonforce write a Dream Theater song when?
never 😀
@@bassemkarame2510 cringe
that’ll take like a year
Dragonforce writes a 20 minute Dream Theater song in 5 minutes.
Well they did do Nightwish, so Dream Theater is the next logical step
That was pretty damn accurate in my opinion hahaha
I think adding an acoustic guitar would be the final touch xD
THey are disgustingly on point with these, especially the Sabaton one
If they brought it down on the chorus an octave with one voice and some open Acoustic guitar and no drums near the end, then go back into the chorus one more time, then into the main riff as an outro, that's literally with (slightly) more serious lyrics, if ffdp did like a "cover" of it, you wouldn't know it wasn't original, lol.
Congratulations, DragonForce, you’re the only band on earth who’s music CONSTANTLY makes me say, “bah, fuck off, song!” yet still keeps me listening. I can only assume that your music itself has always been parody.
Alicia's really cute! And I love how they're always having fun together. They're like a family of fun but extremely talented people.
6:41 Another "in your face" line for Davie504 and the bass army. Looks like Herman is one foe you don't wanna mess with. He's always ready for a war.
The shred lord will face davie when davie learns how to swim
DF writes a Ghost song
Ooo... yes.
Sam is a genius even when he doesnt try
Please continue to do this stuff, it's so much fun to watch it
You guys are the coolest thing I've seen in a long time. You unlock the secret formula for rock and roll be careful they'll be looking for you.
How do I explain what I just watched to my friends? Phenomenally entertaining!
That was an amazing 5 minutes of writing and recording. You really distilled the essence of 5FDP down into a single track.
5:52
Herman Li demonstrating, if you're going to do something Brocious, you gotta break out the stupidly pointy guitar
You guys are the fucking best.. I LOVE this series.. Please, dont ever stop to do this :D
I love some Death Punch, and this was HILARIOUS IN THE BEST WAY.
I wish more bands did stuff like this like making content like this
They should do avenged sevenfold song next
Yeeeeah, i listen to both
We've needed this
This is becomming by far my most favorite yt content.
I was waiting for the Davie504 comment, once Sam brought out the Bass. Then it happened, and it made this even better. 🤘
Because of this song, Monster energy will make a rainbow flavor lolll.
Im waiting for the album of all the songs they have written in these little get together.
You guys crack me up, lol ! Great to see you guys having fun and rockin' out !
man, my cheeks got tired smiling while watching this, you guys are geniuses...
And I just looked Herman Li up yesterday after listening Through The Fire And Flames for 13 years.
Please upload the write a Rammstein song in 10mins on UA-cam
I think it takes longer than 10 minutes to learn german
@@defectivetoaster7713 can fake german pretty easily
@@defectivetoaster7713 They already did it in a Twitch stream, but the video isn't on UA-cam
@@defectivetoaster7713 just use google translate for the last touch xD
but for real their songs contain like 50 different words at most, so that wouldn't be that hard
They have to finish writing it first. ;) They'll be doing that tomorrow on Herman's Twitch channel.
As a 5FDP fan I thought this was absolutely hilarious 😂 and awesome! Killer job! 👍👏 “But here comes my sensitive side” 🤣
Also “Geocities homepage” 🤣, Herman is old. Most people under 30 have never heard of geocities!
Fellow 5FDP fan here, and I agree! Sam nailed Ivan’s vocals on the chorus!
As a big ffdp fan can I just say that this was absolutely spot on
Much fun hanging out with you guys. Really enjoy your show!!!
“fuck rhymes with monster truck” lmao
This is my first time seeing/knowing Alicia and my god is she pretty 😍
Alicia Vigil
Simp
This was absolutely spot on Five Finger Death Punch
Five Finger Dragon Punch . . . ShoRyuKen!!!
Good Work Team 😃🤘💯💯
Dragonforce write a 10 minute Wintersun song in 5 minutes, that's a challenge!
Now we need an entire video for this. I'm not a fan of Five Finger Death Punch, but this is so funny it's great. I needed this in my life.
What is needed is for another band to actually record the track, like that one band did when they really covered Plastic Tree (DF's "write a Nightwish Song in 15 minutes").
How to write a Five Finger Death Punch song in 5 minutes.
Video: 14mins 30secs
Sam is a freaking world treasure! Always makes me crack up :)
Five finger death punch lyrics need to talk about monster energy drinks, how they would have served in the military but they would have punched a drill sgt in the face, and being bald lol
Herman, I’ve been binging FFDP all week long, this is the best thing to wake up to
That was a small adventure. Started here, had to check out Alicia Vigils stuff and then found ACDC released a new song. And now I'm back. Clap your hands because my arms are tired.
I want ffdp to release a cover of this as a bonus track.
Why doesn't the singer join in these things 😂 as funny as Sam is with singing these could be even better with Propper vocals
because marc is marc
Improper vocals is the law in the 10m genre
This is probably my favourite series on UA-cam I love it every time! You forgot a little rap piece for ffdp! This was great though hahaha!
Awesome!!! Man you should start planning an album from all this songs!
Dragonforce: the serious tracks 😁
Could you please please publish all of the twitch songs on one cd? I would totally buy it. Take my money please!! :DD
Five Dragon Death Force collab would be dope
Compilation album of all your parody songs please?
I think Herman Li said that if they made enough they could put it out as an album
He said if we got at least 10, he will make the album.
I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thank you 🤘
Would love to see you write a Yngwie Malmsteen song, or DIO!
And now Five Finger have Andy James on guitar. One of the best guitarists nowadays.
Better than Herman
What a complete waste of his talent
What a complete waste of his talent
@@counterweight320 ????
Yeahh! But but but What happen with "write a Rammstein song in 10 minutes" ?? I still waiting the vídeo 🙃🙃🙃
I think it takes more than ten minutes to learn german
@@defectivetoaster7713 they can do it^^
Have faith^^
Herman literally just said on stream they'll be finishing it tomorrow.
Probably turns out like Hanzel und Gretyl lyrics wise.
@@EngelDerVerdammnis in german it would be = Hänselchen und Gretelchen 🤣🤣
Love this series. Sam is a legend.
pure fucking gold. This should be a regular series for sure
I don't know why I'm watching this but I can't stop
Dragonforce was my favorite band growing up i never imagined one day i could watch them live online doing stupid shit like this lol
Drop an EP with all these songs and I will listen to it nonstop
Havent laughed that much for long time, thank you!!🤣
The solo that herman li pulled off was pretty amazing
06:55 "You can write about it on your Geocities homepage." Hah! Nice! But what if he uses Tripod? 🤔
Why does Sam's singing remind me of goldie lookin chain - half man half machine 😂😂
Take my money!!!!
This should be featured as a top 10 song in the world
This is miles better than any 5-Finger Donkey Punch song I've ever heard.
Their best songs aren't even really theirs. It's their covers, like Gone Away. But hey, Jason Hook has an awesome sound in his solo in that song, lol.
When you have enough of these for an Album you should release it.
Herman, you look so courteous throughout this vid. A consummate professional.
Love yalls work! Super amazing people and I wish I knew how to better be in your community
Edit: just followed on twitch and insta! Keep up the great work, me and my parents, especially dad, love your music 🎵
Sams lyrics are better than any actual Five Finger Death Punch songs lyrics since American Capitalist.
Aww come on, brutal! 😂
Really enjoying these song writing videos.
This song reminds me of the band “Reggie and the Full Effect” which was basically a joke band offshoot of the get up kids. If you like keyboard driven metal and punk about food, dwarves, gloves, or girls who run away, it’s probably your jam.
EPIC RESULT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING KEEP IT UP WITH THESE KIND OF VIDEOS
Easy 1 million plus subs soon - good idea for videos
Ivan moody's will be sitting at home watching this saying guys when the fuck did we right this song I cant remember playing this song live 😅😅
I live for content like this. Thank you guys for doing random shit like this.
Sounds like something the macc lads would sing back in the day loved it.
This is yet again killer and fucking hilarious
Should do a Steel Panther song in 10 minutes.......
Proud to have my artwork immortalised 🤘🏻
@DragonForce This song has beem stuck in my head for a few days. I fuckin love it 🤘 🎶 I'm a rather angry guy 🎶
YEAH 5FDP are my favorite band. Love your work @Dragonforce and Herman mentioneing Davie504 and that all in one Video took for me the cake. OMG
This is so good. It's like music caricature!
This is the best Five Finger Death Punch song I've ever heard.
The main riff sounds like el presidente from Gwar all the way to the verse syllable pattern. Either way it’s hilarious
I love these videos!
Van Halen song next to pay a tribute !!