A Typical Day in the Life of a First World Citizen [Infomercial Montage]

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 років тому +945

    Don't you hate it when your clothes smell so bad the stench forms an actual, visible cloud over you?

  • @marleykingston2419
    @marleykingston2419 5 років тому +1194

    2:12 Don’t you hate it when you pour your milk 6 inches away from the bowl?

    • @hhh3758
      @hhh3758 5 років тому +24

      Ugh. Happens all the time 😫

    • @heli400
      @heli400 5 років тому +12

      You don’t have kids do you???
      Trust me, that shit happens!!!

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 5 років тому +5

      @@heli400 yeah, that's one of the few that's not exaggerated.

    • @WavyLyfe
      @WavyLyfe 5 років тому +4

      We just made another Infomercial Montage and we think you would like it!

    • @SquidCena
      @SquidCena 4 роки тому +2

      @@heli400 As a kid, I never even did things like that.

  • @iPLAYtheSTATION
    @iPLAYtheSTATION 5 років тому +1266

    2:40 Don't you just hate it when you are trying to spray your windows and you suddenly develop severe arthritis?

    • @d.o.4415
      @d.o.4415 5 років тому +32

      Every darn time!

    • @pitlanegreece
      @pitlanegreece 5 років тому +45

      Gosh darn yes
      I also break wrist my every time I try to pour milk in the cereal by myself

    • @deenad3562
      @deenad3562 4 роки тому +9

      When you get old, your wrist just doesnt have enough torque!😸

    • @gingerhoney1038
      @gingerhoney1038 4 роки тому +2

      THE WORST

    • @therandomgoat2908
      @therandomgoat2908 4 роки тому +1

      Yesss bruh. It happens to me all the time and its so annoying 🙄

  • @oricarealtul6899
    @oricarealtul6899 5 років тому +641

    I would comment something funny, but my phone is too busy flying off and breaking windows

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 5 років тому +5

      LOL

    • @WavyLyfe
      @WavyLyfe 5 років тому +3

      Haha! You should check out the Infomercial Montage we just made!

    • @KalebisTrying
      @KalebisTrying 5 років тому +4

      @@WavyLyfe no

    • @deenad3562
      @deenad3562 4 роки тому +1

      Well catch it, because I Need you to say something funny!!🤣

    • @eggsforbreakfast2718
      @eggsforbreakfast2718 4 роки тому +1

      Again

  • @whiteradish1539
    @whiteradish1539 5 років тому +553

    When you lived for 30 years but still have the dexterity and reflexes of a 1 year old.

    • @WavyLyfe
      @WavyLyfe 5 років тому +8

      Haha! We just made our own Infomerical Montage and we think you would really like it!

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 Рік тому +2

      I know toddlers with better dexterity!

  • @starlightequestrian6729
    @starlightequestrian6729 5 років тому +2409

    My favorite game is trying to figure out what product they are trying to sell to fix these "problems"

    • @itsafinch
      @itsafinch 5 років тому +288

      The answer is always some dinky, cheap little plastic thing that will break in 2 months

    • @tmanepic
      @tmanepic 5 років тому +89

      @@itsafinch * Two minutes

    • @hop9193
      @hop9193 5 років тому +66

      @@tmanepic *two seconds

    • @bodybody5609
      @bodybody5609 5 років тому +42

      Flex tapes

    • @starlightequestrian6729
      @starlightequestrian6729 5 років тому +28

      @@hop9193 so they worked to begin with?

  • @Lililililili333
    @Lililililili333 5 років тому +6199

    Gosh, it’s so hard what you have to endure every day!, thank goodness I live in a third world country!!

    • @daze5657
      @daze5657 5 років тому +270

      1Javichr same, I’d be dead in a week if I lived in California

    • @Sandkralle
      @Sandkralle 5 років тому +38

      💀💀💀💀💀💀 I-

    • @zarahabatcha
      @zarahabatcha 5 років тому +20

      Razzle Dazzle I’ve lived in CA all my life 😂

    • @joelucas7052
      @joelucas7052 5 років тому +127

      Thank God I live in a third world country like America

    • @DanielGonzalezL
      @DanielGonzalezL 5 років тому +190

      I mean, apart from the constant fear of being shot everyday, it's pretty nice down here in my shithole

  • @Dubhe68
    @Dubhe68 5 років тому +3085

    4:01 don't you hate it when you try to serve salmon and it flies in your car 🤦‍♀️

    • @quazar-omega
      @quazar-omega 5 років тому +153

      Happens everytime

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 5 років тому +103

      God, I tried to cook it once and I ended up exploding my kitchen and my car, I think it flew to Mars.

    • @wildstoneproductions8412
      @wildstoneproductions8412 5 років тому +59

      Fuck man I had to repair my car window at least twice a week!!

    • @xprwishesshadowwolfx9869
      @xprwishesshadowwolfx9869 5 років тому +9

      LMAO

    • @zionnemakoma1398
      @zionnemakoma1398 5 років тому +19

      That's never happened to me.
      It's always the goldfish in the tank deciding they want to explore my car, and getting lost

  • @Oberkommando
    @Oberkommando 5 років тому +247

    4:00 *that's relatable.*
    I think we all have at least once launched our pan straight through two windows while we were trying to cook a steak.

    • @androidgpww911
      @androidgpww911 3 роки тому +4

      flex tape

    • @gabbylopez9091
      @gabbylopez9091 Рік тому +2

      I know I have! It was a game of which pan would break the window first before mom came home!

    • @savagesam205
      @savagesam205 Рік тому

      That’s a lot of damage

  • @hugobailafortuny1923
    @hugobailafortuny1923 5 років тому +390

    Husband: Why is the car's window broken and an overcooked fish sitting on the co-pilot's seat?
    Wife: Yes

    • @skitzyy6542
      @skitzyy6542 5 років тому +8

      And why there's milk in the gearbox?

    • @SammyC-ro5jq
      @SammyC-ro5jq Місяць тому

      Divorce attorney: let's get a post nup drawn up

  • @sandrac.8604
    @sandrac.8604 5 років тому +694

    My aunt lived in a first world country. She got killed by a stray flying steak...

  • @CorruptedJudge
    @CorruptedJudge 5 років тому +411

    When you forget how anything works

  • @Zach2003
    @Zach2003 5 років тому +3977

    Send this to aliens so they think we're really stupid and won't be prepared when they invade us

    • @kidzbopkaren8342
      @kidzbopkaren8342 5 років тому +134

      plot twist we really aren't...

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i 5 років тому +59

      Ha you really think we're prepared for an extraterrestrial attack?

    • @Zach2003
      @Zach2003 5 років тому +62

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i I don't really know. Aliens may be technically advanced, but humans could be the "so stupid that they are actually kind of strong" type. Humans poison themselves on a daily basis (alcohol, coffeine, cigarettes...). And they do so to "have fun" or to "feel better". When you cut off a humans limb, it's actually quite likely that they will survive this. You have to kill a human by hitting the heart or the head, but some humans even survive this for some reason. Sometimes human internal organs (appendix) explode, and we have to take them out, but it's actually a Normal thing. When humans are younger, their teeth fall out to let bigger teeth grow, and that's normal too.
      So yeah, let aliens be smarter or more technically advanced, I think that we are Space-Chuck-Norrises

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i 5 років тому +39

      @@Zach2003 Sorry but that's a stupid comment. If you get your arm or leg ripped off and won't get help you will die. Same goes for the exploded organs and it sure is not a "normal" thing. The thing with the teeth is not something special either that would make us anyway advanced. You can kill a human quiet easily without destroying his head or heart(You talk about zombies and vampires). Also alot of animal poison themselves just like we do to have fun thats not something special either. And all of this won't help you against a more advanced species.

    • @platypuschallenger
      @platypuschallenger 5 років тому +11

      You wont be saying that when theyll be harvesting our galaxy for their interdimensional portals to strip joints

  • @medic-gg7jo
    @medic-gg7jo 5 років тому +175

    Don't you just hate it, when you drop your sunglasses, and then look directly at the Fù€KING SUN!!!

    • @emmylou-ks1md
      @emmylou-ks1md 3 роки тому +3

      What you don't understand is that man is clearly haunted by a ghost. He doesn't simply drop his glasses. The glassed are YEETED away from his face and then he's blinded by a overwhelming light that must come from the power of the ghost. So I'm guessing his life is a living hell; i wouldn't laugh if I were you

    • @gabbylopez9091
      @gabbylopez9091 Рік тому +1

      Oh yes because I'm an idiot citizen who doesn't even think about picking them up! I *love* getting severe eye damage and blindness!

  • @CrussellJohnson
    @CrussellJohnson 5 років тому +85

    There's an alternate universe where his happens to literally everyone on a daily basis.
    And oh boy do I have a product for them

    • @Imperatia
      @Imperatia 4 роки тому +3

      A straightjacket, so they are literally unable to do anything at all.

  • @samanthafisher3308
    @samanthafisher3308 5 років тому +1393

    These are just Sims before they gain their cooking skill

    • @annipsy2185
      @annipsy2185 5 років тому +35

      atleast nobody caught on fire😁

    • @hungrychezburgr1711
      @hungrychezburgr1711 5 років тому +21

      Anni Psy yet

    • @Simon-dd4gk
      @Simon-dd4gk 5 років тому +9

      I thought this just happens in the infomercials until I found people that some of these things happen to and then I looked for the camera if I was in a infomercial....

    • @penatio
      @penatio 5 років тому +1

      @@Simon-dd4gk They're called slouches!

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 4 роки тому +5

      No joke, my Sim's first meal prep consisted of them repeatedly poking the knife and saying "Ow!" for half an hour.

  • @Dusty_Jack
    @Dusty_Jack 5 років тому +897

    When you question how you made it out of the birth canal

    • @pabdiary
      @pabdiary 5 років тому +49

      Dusty Jack I used google earth to get out.

    • @dcollins8718
      @dcollins8718 5 років тому +33

      @@pabdiary I used uber

    • @rotoast8113
      @rotoast8113 5 років тому +16

      most likely by the help of Nicer Dicer and a handful of well-paid world class surgeons

    • @bluesmurff6163
      @bluesmurff6163 5 років тому +15

      someone pushed for you

    • @sms5879
      @sms5879 5 років тому +7

      I used a train to get out of there. Good times.

  • @pumpkinpatchpeople9612
    @pumpkinpatchpeople9612 5 років тому +2003

    4:21 don’t you hate coming home to a nice fresh bed

    • @lqpf
      @lqpf 5 років тому +175

      I abolutely hate it when I come home to a nice and clean bed

    • @user-zl3hs5hr2b
      @user-zl3hs5hr2b 5 років тому +117

      Ikr, that’s like the worst thing ever

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 5 років тому +41

      Pumpkin Patch People fucks up my night u guys

    • @chchchchia6889
      @chchchchia6889 5 років тому +42

      ugh that always ruins the day for me smh

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 5 років тому +39

      I can't sleep after that

  • @donskeletonbee6381
    @donskeletonbee6381 5 років тому +107

    Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...the worst acting ever collected in one video. Bravo!

  • @madamebkrt
    @madamebkrt 5 років тому +82

    0:17 Don't you just hate waking up in your nice, warm, comfortable bed in the morning?

  • @TheBlockWIzard
    @TheBlockWIzard 5 років тому +1805

    This is what Kim Jong Un shows North Koreans to keep them from going to western countries

    • @DJBSharpMusic
      @DJBSharpMusic 5 років тому +60

      Considering the crazy shit I've seen about North Korea, it wouldn't surprise me if that wasn't just a joke

    • @melodrampatheticism
      @melodrampatheticism 5 років тому +3

      Probably, yeah

    • @saliustripe
      @saliustripe 5 років тому +27

      No way these people have eggs and whole gallons of milk you can’t just let them see that

    • @kamespinosarojas9225
      @kamespinosarojas9225 5 років тому +2

      Omg so true haha

    • @silvacleo329
      @silvacleo329 5 років тому

      😆😆😆

  • @undyne3366
    @undyne3366 5 років тому +954

    It’s just a bunch of people being extremely aggressive about random stuff, I love it

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 5 років тому +20

      Dramatic*

    • @Fuji086
      @Fuji086 5 років тому +56

      Dramatically aggressive

    • @FriendlyDarkwraith
      @FriendlyDarkwraith 5 років тому +28

      Says the woman who burned down her house trying to make spaghetti.

    • @Kale-as-in-kaleidoscope
      @Kale-as-in-kaleidoscope 5 років тому +2

      takes one to know one lmao

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 5 років тому +3

      There will be products for each of these “problems” lol

  • @whatsup8431
    @whatsup8431 5 років тому +742

    I will call the police if you don’t make more of these

  • @deenad3562
    @deenad3562 5 років тому +180

    1:18 *If I'm That old and I try to remove my shoe that way, take me to the nursing home.*

    • @GiveMeASubBartender
      @GiveMeASubBartender 4 роки тому +8

      The fun part that he's trying to put that shoe on:)

    • @deenad3562
      @deenad3562 4 роки тому +3

      @@GiveMeASubBartender right!😂🤣

  • @uka9328
    @uka9328 5 років тому +71

    I don't know why, but that zoom after 2:18 killed me xD

  • @davism96
    @davism96 5 років тому +858

    4:29 Don't you hate it when you grab your lamp and throw it on the floor?

    • @wendyjaa
      @wendyjaa 5 років тому +8

      hyperventilating

    • @astonkruger3159
      @astonkruger3159 5 років тому +14

      I have a room of lamps that I have to get ready every night so that I can trample over them in the morning.

    • @TheGameforestguy
      @TheGameforestguy 3 роки тому

      IMAGINE
      IF YOU
      PICKED UP YOUR LAMP
      AND
      *_THREW IT_*

  • @DudeWithThePoop
    @DudeWithThePoop 5 років тому +435

    "Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid."
    -John Wayne

    • @cassidyzollinger260
      @cassidyzollinger260 5 років тому +5

      Gloriously accurate

    • @jelatinosa
      @jelatinosa 5 років тому +14

      I don't know if that's true. I've met a lot of stupid people, and they are usually oblivious to their stupidity. Their lives are hunky dory, just fine. Instead, they tend to make the lives of those around them more difficult. They just leave behind a path of destruction and frustration and keep merrily on their way.

    • @wingardiumlachancla9078
      @wingardiumlachancla9078 5 років тому +3

      My favorite quote by now.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 5 років тому +1

      @@jelatinosa They have to argue a lot. I should know, my father is constantly getting yelled at or yelling at someone for something he did thinking he was brilliant.

    • @codrinn9999
      @codrinn9999 5 років тому +1

      You are gay. You're even gayer when you are gay

  • @Faith-fm2cl
    @Faith-fm2cl 5 років тому +366

    1:09 she purposely throws the clothes on her own face 😆

    • @tatianatvorit
      @tatianatvorit 5 років тому +6

      Faith acting failure 😂

    • @sophiefawcett617
      @sophiefawcett617 5 років тому +5

      Lmao so true

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar 5 років тому +7

      Don't you hate it when you purposely throw clothes into your own face? well worry no more! just call # # # # # # # - # # # and get yourself a psychologist.

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому +1

      More like a therapist
      “Help doc I can’t stop throwing clothes on my face!”
      Doc: *this bitch is crazy*

    • @deenad3562
      @deenad3562 5 років тому +1

      Looks to me like she innocently reached up there and the clothes attacked her face, mercilessly.

  • @PhoenixPonyPhoenixOwl
    @PhoenixPonyPhoenixOwl 5 років тому +83

    0:57 looks like she's the one singing....

  • @DietscheMejal1
    @DietscheMejal1 5 років тому +157

    Wouldn’t want to be the person that has to clean up the mess after filming

    • @CommanderNissan
      @CommanderNissan 5 років тому +11

      At least they give you a product that doesn’t work to do it with!

  • @Gapbrick
    @Gapbrick 5 років тому +1396

    "There has to be a better way!"

  • @TheodoreServin
    @TheodoreServin 5 років тому +1816

    The choice of the music makes this video even funnier: "Largo al factotum" from Rossini's "The Barber of Seville", where the barber Figaro is basically advertising his business to the audience - an operatic commercial!
    EDIT: Thanks for all the likes everyone! :D

  • @jammesdean
    @jammesdean 5 років тому +41

    3:41 Even if she hadn’t “messed up” she would still be straining all that water straight onto the counter

  • @HatsuneTetoLuver21
    @HatsuneTetoLuver21 5 років тому +17

    What do you MEAN I’m not supposed to hulk smash my egg onto the surface in order to open it?!?!

  • @trentkiewicz21
    @trentkiewicz21 5 років тому +630

    4:01 it happens all the time, it's my 47th car window this summer

    • @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012
      @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 5 років тому +13

      I hope at least you have 15% off on Geico insurances...? 😄😉

    • @pospc2
      @pospc2 5 років тому +18

      This is why i started leaving my windows down when my wife cooks.

    • @Gauge167
      @Gauge167 5 років тому +6

      The fuck? 2 windows lol

    • @MajorKoenig156
      @MajorKoenig156 5 років тому +2

      @@Gauge167 even she can't quite believe it

    • @phoenyxashes1993
      @phoenyxashes1993 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justincase8404
    @justincase8404 5 років тому +1666

    3:13 i love how this guy is dying because he lost his sunglasses..

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 5 років тому +104

      Maybe what vampires needed all along were a pair of sunglasses

    • @GamingWithNikolas
      @GamingWithNikolas 5 років тому +35

      I literally thought he was going to die

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 5 років тому +42

      Stop solar-shaming the vampires.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 років тому +11

      None of these people should leave their home.

    • @gingerrose8400
      @gingerrose8400 5 років тому +10

      " I'm melting"

  • @Sophiave
    @Sophiave 5 років тому +504

    3:57 She just slammed that poor cake on the table

    • @dearmalaysia
      @dearmalaysia 5 років тому +7

      Sophia honestly, I'd probably do the same thing if it was already ruined in the first place. Oh no.

    • @halfbakedn00b
      @halfbakedn00b 5 років тому +23

      Yeah. She could have had a great cake, but she didn't even give it a chance.

    • @Zipperskull_
      @Zipperskull_ 5 років тому +2

      The cake has a life, you know?

    • @Tunabreath2001
      @Tunabreath2001 5 років тому +7

      If she actually did slam it onto the table, it would've come out right, but she just let it fall out

    • @Sophiave
      @Sophiave 5 років тому +4

      @@Tunabreath2001 she should've put the plate on top and flip the whole thing, or at least slam it all the way down and not stop halfway and let the cake fall out with the force of the almost-slam.. I feel bad for this cake, it had so much potential.

  • @deenad3562
    @deenad3562 5 років тому +29

    *If you are This uncoordinated you will have trouble no matter what. Dont waste your money.*

  • @annasmith4156
    @annasmith4156 5 років тому +21

    1:08 she practically threw it at herself lmao 👏😂 good job 👍

  • @Maximind81
    @Maximind81 5 років тому +636

    It changes everything if u just think they are all drunk.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 років тому +30

      Especially the bed wetting

    • @AliceDiableaux
      @AliceDiableaux 5 років тому +40

      Holy shit makes perfect sense that way. I now I feel personally attacked remembering every time I came home drunk as fuck trying to make some food and acting exactly like the infomercial people 😂

    • @ariesdelfuego
      @ariesdelfuego 5 років тому +2

      🤣

    • @ΝτίναΗλιάδη-ζ3ο
      @ΝτίναΗλιάδη-ζ3ο 5 років тому +1

      This just made thus whole experience worlds better

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 4 роки тому +4

      All except for the guy at 4:10 who's just done with his drunk-ass friends.

  • @ammendum9044
    @ammendum9044 5 років тому +290

    Don't you just hate it when you cover yourself with pillows and suddently it's slightly harder for you to read a book?

    • @gabbylopez9091
      @gabbylopez9091 Рік тому +1

      Right?! I especially like how I'm creating a crap ton more work for myself because I'm an idiot!

  • @loogle8365
    @loogle8365 5 років тому +1364

    Damn, These people have it really bad.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 років тому +30

      Gosh it's hard being white, middle-aged in a first-world country 😌

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 5 років тому +2

      The most admirable is how they manage to get this deep in that

    • @duartemonteiro9459
      @duartemonteiro9459 5 років тому +1

      @@PANZERFAUST90 No difference to blacks though. I think you meant "middle-classed"

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 років тому +2

      @@duartemonteiro9459 sssshhh It was a joke 🤤

    • @flycrack7686
      @flycrack7686 5 років тому

      @@PANZERFAUST90 a stupid one

  • @mandymccullough2907
    @mandymccullough2907 5 років тому +28

    So I'm here at 3am, and this is the best thing I've seen in my whole life.

  • @jhgfbgvrhgerewnhfelbfhrtbrgrh
    @jhgfbgvrhgerewnhfelbfhrtbrgrh 5 років тому +7

    Don't you hate it when you smash eggs on your counter and wonder why it's not in the bowl

  • @peppermillers8361
    @peppermillers8361 5 років тому +357

    Absolutely tragic

  • @QuantumParticle
    @QuantumParticle 5 років тому +167

    Are you TIRED of living in BLACK AND WHITE??? Well WE'VE got the PRODUCT for YOU!!!!

    • @kaitlynwickham6237
      @kaitlynwickham6237 5 років тому +8

      BUT WAIT! Call now and receive a FREE (enter extra bullshit here)! Just pay separate shipping and processing.

    • @Kawsaki
      @Kawsaki 5 років тому +1

      Wait, you mean color exists??
      Shut up and take my money

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 5 років тому +236

    A compilation of people who are going to die first in a zombie apocalypse, with intense classical music.

    • @EdwardNavu
      @EdwardNavu 5 років тому +21

      And we might as well expect them to be the lowest tier zombies if it happens.

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 5 років тому +8

      they'll get stuck on the first obstacle they'll happen to run into

    • @Kawsaki
      @Kawsaki 5 років тому +1

      Glasses&Mouthplates The best way to go imo

    • @Zenheizer
      @Zenheizer 5 років тому +3

      A compilation of people how are gonna die in normal every-day life

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 Рік тому

      ​@@EdwardNavuWe may as well already accept them as zombies now..

  • @paulbeahm3891
    @paulbeahm3891 5 років тому +61

    Stop poking fun I suffered from nightly broken necks before I bought the my pillow

    • @renaultft1917
      @renaultft1917 5 років тому +3

      That's nothing, I always lose my food after it flies through the window so I'm malnourished

    • @ghedebaronsamedi
      @ghedebaronsamedi 5 років тому

      I can't even make food without wrecking the whole kitchen...there has to be a way!

  • @a_literal_brick
    @a_literal_brick 5 років тому +12

    The convenience of our lifestyle came at a price: lack of basic hand-eye coordination

  • @dylanglover
    @dylanglover 5 років тому +93

    WhErE diD I PArK mY CAr?!? oh noooo 3:16

    • @PabloEmanuel96
      @PabloEmanuel96 5 років тому +1

      This comment mad it 100 times better

    • @heli400
      @heli400 5 років тому +5

      Plot twist: she decided to walk to the store that day

    • @CommanderNissan
      @CommanderNissan 5 років тому +3

      On my sandwich!

  • @Ridcally
    @Ridcally 5 років тому +547

    Thoughts and prayers to those affected

  • @antonlaaksonen6877
    @antonlaaksonen6877 5 років тому +329

    watching this makes me question how we’ve made it so far as a species

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 5 років тому +24

      Because of the brand new miracle product you can buy with ten easy payments of 49.99.

    • @tripleforcium8003
      @tripleforcium8003 5 років тому +4

      @@AnEnemySpy456 Only $19.99 with free shipping, and wait, you could get a second one free if you call in the next hour!

    • @jelatinosa
      @jelatinosa 5 років тому +5

      Have we made it that far as a species? We have nice things because we are social animals and a very small few of us are intelligent enough to invent stuff and discover things, and we all benefit from them. But humanity has given those people a hard time in the past, and even now, claiming their discoveries and inventions to be work of the devil, and refusing to accept truths that they find inconvenient or that clashes with their dumb religious beliefs.
      You would think an advanced species would be rid of wars, discrimination, violence, politicians, you would think they would be scientifically minded and would not be destroying the planet they live on. We have so many stupid problems that you would think an intelligent species should not have.
      A large percentage of people are really just stupid animals, going by their instictual urges and impulses, being carried(or sometimes it seems more like reluctantly dragged) by the percent that is actually rational, who are able to advance thanks to the few who are way above normal human intelligence.
      Thank goodness for sociability.

    • @kevinyankee2
      @kevinyankee2 5 років тому

      That's the reflection of a neoliberal first world society that exaggerates the smallest inconveniences to generate sales. Qué triste y pendejo.

    • @Lilliz91
      @Lilliz91 5 років тому

      The stupid ones aren’t killed anymore because of doctors etc and now they’re having tons of kids.

  • @Astrowla
    @Astrowla 5 років тому +15

    Yeah. I've broken my car window so many times from my frying pan exploding out my kitchen window because food was stuck to the pan that bad....

  • @shamicentertainment1262
    @shamicentertainment1262 5 років тому +13

    Don't you hate it when you lack the motor functions required to complete the most basic tasks?

    • @lunarlovegoodx3
      @lunarlovegoodx3 5 років тому +1

      Shamic Entertainment I have actually heard that as seen on tv products are marketed towards elderly or disabled folks, so those whos motor skills may be failing, but the commercials just show "regular" people in a bit of an exaggerated way to make them feel less bad .

  • @wildstoneproductions8412
    @wildstoneproductions8412 5 років тому +108

    4:15 dont you hate it when you spill your wine on yourself after bumping into nothing!?

    • @hmonster1XL
      @hmonster1XL 5 років тому +1

      Wildstone Animation - usually it’s with tequila.

    • @GenetMJF
      @GenetMJF 5 років тому +5

      "Oh no I walked into .. air"

  • @hannahallo6424
    @hannahallo6424 5 років тому +155

    So many broken backs, so much wasted milk; there has to be a better way!!

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 5 років тому +13

      Introducing the Udder Brace!

    • @lenaya6609
      @lenaya6609 3 роки тому +2

      Its funny they mention wasting food and creating trash in these but they literally create more waste by filming these than im sure a family of 4 does in a month

    • @PonchoMT__
      @PonchoMT__ 3 роки тому

      @@bpal7006 BAHHHHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 5 років тому +98

    4:27 don't you just hate it when you have feet

  • @DaRocketGuy
    @DaRocketGuy 5 років тому +47

    1:56 how in the world do you manage to turn your bread into a literal rock????

    • @bigboijacob7602
      @bigboijacob7602 4 роки тому +1

      Allen Snakbar be a white person

    • @-CloClo-
      @-CloClo- 4 роки тому

      One thing: you can’t cook

    • @AnimalLover--
      @AnimalLover-- Рік тому

      ​@@bigboijacob7602You know its a white person .blacks don't eat bread only watermelon

  • @oliviamarie121
    @oliviamarie121 3 роки тому +6

    A lot of people think that these are bad actors. But really their performances are Oscar worthy. How can someone do these actions without laughing and keep a straight face

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 5 років тому +452

    4:10 don't you just hate it when your wife accidentally puts your burger in the laundry machine

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 років тому +6

      Laundry machine lol

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 5 років тому +5

      The expression on his face killed me.

    • @tmanepic
      @tmanepic 5 років тому +4

      Hahahahahaha man that is funny 😂

    • @runer3139
      @runer3139 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, its just terrible

    • @jdraines
      @jdraines 5 років тому

      I'm sorry. Laundry machine?

  • @MikeThePianoPlayer
    @MikeThePianoPlayer 5 років тому +458

    14 year olds: ugh my life is so hard
    their life:

    • @McMerlin11
      @McMerlin11 5 років тому +6

      Mike The Piano Player I feel personally attacked

    • @Kawsaki
      @Kawsaki 5 років тому +2

      Mike The Piano Player Now I understand completely

  • @kostimyllymaa9527
    @kostimyllymaa9527 5 років тому +144

    4:28 I just love how he laughs at all of them at the end

  • @TheCopelandr
    @TheCopelandr 5 років тому +17

    I can't brEaThe oh my god
    This is the hardest and longest I've laughed in ages

  • @patavinity1262
    @patavinity1262 5 років тому +14

    If anything, this made me appreciate how genuinely depressing life in the First World is.

  • @neverforget4917
    @neverforget4917 5 років тому +53

    3:16 “WhErE dId I pArK mY cAaAr? OoOh NoOo”

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 4 роки тому +7

      I've never seen such amazing and convincing acting

    • @SammyC-ro5jq
      @SammyC-ro5jq Місяць тому

      She must vape

  • @DanielGonzalezL
    @DanielGonzalezL 5 років тому +75

    When there are no real problems, you gotta make your own

  • @pabdiary
    @pabdiary 5 років тому +123

    Someone needs to invent a helmet that holds my phone above my head while I lie in bed. My arms are hurting! Also, can we get a club that joins my hot and cold water knobs in the shower so that I can adjust them equally?

    • @SalocinDotTEN
      @SalocinDotTEN 5 років тому

      I think there is one. I recalled seeing on thinkgeek or something.

    • @BYERE
      @BYERE 5 років тому +2

      I'm pretty sure both those things already exist...

    • @PumpKing96
      @PumpKing96 5 років тому +9

      The knobs in the shower are already joined in all newer buildings in every first world country..

    • @rofrick94
      @rofrick94 5 років тому

      It called a shower mixer tap
      A thermostatic bath shower mixer is typically a bar valve fixing that has both taps and ashower built into it meaning the user can have the best of both worlds, combining the functions of a tap and a shower.

    • @pabdiary
      @pabdiary 5 років тому

      비니보이 but I no stupid. My mom said I'm the goodest kid she nose

  • @Satrina777
    @Satrina777 5 років тому +6

    2:18 Me after two seconds of cleaning my room.

  • @davidporter1285
    @davidporter1285 5 років тому +5

    2:17 *does 1 second of work* "phew time for a break"

  • @shakirashipslied9721
    @shakirashipslied9721 5 років тому +72

    Don't you hate it when your Pillow gets kidnapped and you can't sleep? (0:08)

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 5 років тому +90

    Infomercials are awesome because you get to laugh at people epically failing at the simplest things in life and not worry about whether they got hurt.

    • @shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317
      @shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 5 років тому +1

      Except some of them actually look like they hurt! A couple of those falls were pretty oof

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 Рік тому

      ​@@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317We can only hope.

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 10 місяців тому

      ​@@PANZERFAUST90Why are we wishing injuries on paid actors lol?

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 10 місяців тому

      @@giantpinkcat lel idk

  • @rinbinto6582
    @rinbinto6582 5 років тому +61

    I dont get whats wrong here. How did you guys get ahold of my daily schedule

  • @matv8517
    @matv8517 5 років тому +7

    1:32 Don’t you hate it when you unimaginable amounts of pills 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @TheGameforestguy
      @TheGameforestguy 3 роки тому

      for gram gram and each of her 78 chronic illnesses

  • @mr.cooper8148
    @mr.cooper8148 5 років тому +7

    4:19 Girl just straight up dropped the cup like it was a cup dropping contest.

  • @jacksparrow7536
    @jacksparrow7536 5 років тому +53

    I think I am mistaken that Americans are living 'the life'.

  • @travelinghermit
    @travelinghermit 5 років тому +51

    Has this ever happened to you?
    The answer is: No, never...not even one time

  • @NightlyDaymare13
    @NightlyDaymare13 5 років тому +281

    This will continue to be the most ridiculous shit I will continue to enjoy for the rest of my life. I'm 27 and I watched alot of tv and I feel like I grew up in the height of these. These make my day everytime I see it. For no real good damn reason.

  • @osnofla2697
    @osnofla2697 5 років тому +22

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you an everyday struggle of a Caucasian home. 💁🏼‍♂️😂

  • @maximturcan1722
    @maximturcan1722 5 років тому +10

    This is exactly what youtube is for. This and cat videos.

  • @FarawayStars
    @FarawayStars 5 років тому +41

    Pause at 4:16 "I'ma just gonna spill the drink on me self"

  • @Jason97
    @Jason97 5 років тому +134

    Plot twist: These are Sims and they're being played by DarkSydePhil.

  • @livstudios700
    @livstudios700 5 років тому +46

    1:33 who you gonna call..? GHOST BUSTERS

  • @gabbylopez9091
    @gabbylopez9091 Рік тому +5

    Don't you just love it when you aggressively butter your toast and it falls apart?! I know I do! I especially love it when I don't put the lid on the blender and carrots go everywhere or when I can't carry my grocery bag right, walk on stairs the right way, which creates more work for me; Hooray!!

  • @thejiracros
    @thejiracros 5 років тому +5

    4:15 don't you hate it when you throw wine at yourself

  • @beanz1594
    @beanz1594 5 років тому +40

    Anyone open the description and look at the music?
    *Apparently one of the writers is Michael Jackson*

    • @alviselaguna5028
      @alviselaguna5028 5 років тому

      Its true!!! WTF????

    • @asnowballinhell
      @asnowballinhell 4 роки тому

      Not anymore.

    • @mrs.m7330
      @mrs.m7330 4 роки тому

      Congrats! I really can't tell if you're trolling or simply not that bright.

  • @matthewwaterhouse9925
    @matthewwaterhouse9925 5 років тому +124

    Some of the kitchen ones are just people who don't know what they're doing. They don't need special equipment, they need common sense training.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 років тому +22

      95% of these video's are a lack of common sence or selfpreservation. I always wonder if people really buy into these commercials.

    • @suprabrajbhandari548
      @suprabrajbhandari548 5 років тому +9

      These are the exxagerated problems created for the advertisement of sale of various products

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 років тому +2

      I heard most of these are made for disabled people but advertised for everyone (for more than one reason)

    • @runninginsept
      @runninginsept 5 років тому +2

      @@suprabrajbhandari548 You don't say!

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 5 років тому +4

      @@aliveslice I want to believe that even disabled people are able to not fuck up this badly.

  • @peblezQ
    @peblezQ 5 років тому +46

    I have been laughing consistently through this whole video. Infomercial people are so incompetent and it kills me

  • @Gamer_Mama_0611
    @Gamer_Mama_0611 5 років тому +8

    2:18 omg that woman wiping the sweat off her brow from toiling over cleaning milk off the floor. 😆

    • @giasharie274
      @giasharie274 5 років тому

      Ikr? Like, she could have just picked up the glass and moped it, but nooooo, she had to use the *tiniest* napkins she could find and act like it's the hardest thing in the world 😆😂

    • @mikaelapierce1819
      @mikaelapierce1819 3 роки тому

      *three wipes* “this is such backbreaking labor!”

  • @mavaan1897
    @mavaan1897 5 років тому +5

    2:19 me when I have to do literally anything

  • @lovefooI
    @lovefooI 5 років тому +80

    As an American, I can confirm this is how we spend every day.

    • @vinnyeru
      @vinnyeru 5 років тому

      But your name is in russian I think

    • @Reloaded2111
      @Reloaded2111 5 років тому +6

      @@vinnyeru The earth is flat and only has one country on it, thus everyone is either American or an alien.

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 5 років тому +3

      @@vinnyeru can confirm, hes either a traitor to our great Motherland, or just a very bad spy.

    • @VoidStaresback
      @VoidStaresback 5 років тому +3

      @@Reloaded2111 I am a real human person and totally not an alien! Hello how's the burgers?

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 років тому +3

      His name is Ahtoh, common American name
      Don't be racist

  • @myautuu
    @myautuu 5 років тому +36

    This may be what North Korean people imagine when they hear of America

  • @AnthonyWilliams-li5mz
    @AnthonyWilliams-li5mz 5 років тому +48

    Another funny Great fails. Thanks for the upload. Especially WHERE DID I PARK MY CAR. LOL

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 5 років тому +3

      Anthony Williams OH-NO!

  • @phyarth8082
    @phyarth8082 5 років тому

    In every household with kids somewhere lay "poisonous" lego brick and waits adult with bare feet to step up on it LoL

  • @MilleniumActress
    @MilleniumActress 5 років тому

    These make me think I'm the new Einstein by being able to do basic household chores. I know this is about commercials but...lol. Even the spirits near me are either appalled or amused. Good music.

  • @Egerman94
    @Egerman94 5 років тому +16

    Say what you want, but the best part of this video is the comments section!

    • @Mellyouttaphase
      @Mellyouttaphase 5 років тому

      Seriously. It’s way past my bedtime, the video finished a few minutes ago and I am crying with laughter scrolling the comments.

  • @skarpbalt_2797
    @skarpbalt_2797 5 років тому +22

    First world problem: ugg my cords too short
    Third world problems: hey man you mind helping me pull this worm out of my foot

    • @CommanderNissan
      @CommanderNissan 5 років тому +2

      Skarp it’s the perfect length extension cord! Thanks friend!

  • @EHiggins
    @EHiggins 5 років тому +39

    This is what it was like to live with my ex. Every day was an f'ing disaster.

  • @Yeetmeoffacliff8
    @Yeetmeoffacliff8 5 років тому +6

    Don’t you love it when you smell so bad you make a cloud of odor like the sims

  • @ditten1781
    @ditten1781 5 років тому +1

    2:41 that lady hurting her wrist spraying a bottle lmfao

  • @nuclearnadal4869
    @nuclearnadal4869 5 років тому +30

    NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 5 років тому +3

      Sherman Rod I SPILLED THIS DRINK IN HALF!