Correction for Czechia: we dont say were a part of western Europe We cope and say were the "middle" cause we hate everything with equal burning passion
love it when he's watching something, someone donates, he yaps then instead of starting the video where he paused, he rewinds a minute and the aforementioned cycle repeats itself on the same part of the video literal insanity
Fun fact: If you told average Czech that they belong to Western Europe, they would tell you to piss off, at least. Czech Rep is what you would call "Middle Europe"
Funny how Pyro talks about Latvia being poor only to get slapped by reality that it's the same as the UK. Meanwhile Lithuania and Estonia doing well economically despite the chronic alcoholism
I usually don't care but the level of cope Pyro has towards his "food" is impressive. Literal nasty patty gets a, "this looks good" while peak Mexican food gets a, "You think this looks good?!" Brother desperately needs to try more cuisines. Expand your pallet
Saying Ukrainian food is ugly, while looking at meals that look gorgeous and then calling a literal brick of brown pork "good"... I don't think the british thing is a meme guys, they really eat smile and colorless slabs.
@@JoseRoby123 you're just forever coping that people are more likely to learn Portuguese because of Brazil than Portugal. Also graceful simplicity > faux complexity
Dude saying Hungarian food looks basic right after he said that, what looks like a decaying fish, looked great is the most british thing possible. Literal dead taste buds.
This isn't a stereotype, but living by the beach in Denmark there used to be a fucking German camping van in the beach parking lot every night. Recently they made a recreational section of the dock, and thankfully that included a parking lot for camping vans. Haven't seen a single one outside since then. They come from down south so they thankfully made a plot for them to park a few miles before they reach my street
As a Swedish person, I can say that over 98% of the adult population is probably in debt... We only look rich, but we ain't rich, most of us are just using money that doesn't even exist.
its funny how berlin is like viewed as being THE german country itself. berlin is actually completely different to every other subcountry in germany. having big roads in berlin? yea, the rest of germany is completely different.
They say turks aren’t Mediterranean the Arabs say we aren’t Arab nor in the Middle East and the Asians say we aren’t in Asia and Europeans say Europeans aren’t Europeans and balkans say Turkey isn’t Balkan
man slaggin off mccaines smiley faces and chicken kiev as if he didn't just say some fish that still looks alive with some raw onion sprinkled on top looked edible nah
Bro actually defending British slopfood and then says chicken kiev is disgusting.
Hes indoctrinated to find the slimiest most grotesque food imaginable tasty
Bro is actually just rage baiting at this point
@@KarpetBurn That's one thing but also the chicken kiev was mouth-watering. The hell is he on
Chicken Kiev being disgusting is an understandable opinion.
@@Aethamdefinitely 20x better then any British food ever created. Mmmmm let me go eat my beans on toast instead of a proper meal
Forget about Darkwood, when are we getting Lightstone
By the end of Gustaug
Lightstone? No. Lighthouse!
Funger when
Or literally dimmetal
Only Pyro can more than double the runtime through his fucking yapping for no reason
I enjoy his rambles. makes good for listening to while playing video games
@@PurbleRyan sat here playing fucking tcg card shop simulator of all things and so insanely real
you don't get paid for recycling in Sweden, you pay extra when you buy recyclable packaging and then get the money back for recycling.
And you get money for the bottles you recycle.
yeah, we have same depository system in latvia, you pay 10 cents more for drink, but after recycling u get it back
same in germany 25c for plastic bottles and cans
@@nickrex5991😮nokmgj
They do that in California as well
bro actually reached the "im swedish" stage. full sweaboo
"Sweaboo" 🤣🤣
Holy shit Pyro actually eats turds but laughs at chicken nugs 😭
if you are talking about chiken kiev, chiken kiev is more of a meatball than a chiken nugget, especially if you see how big they are.
29 minute Video into an Hour is Crazy and they say Inflation isn't real
Why have a video about food when the real slop is the 45 minutes of added runtime
Pyro loves inflation, so of course
What...
bro has a degree in Yapping
Pyrocynical knows a lot about inflation.
BRO REACT TO THE FUCKING VIDEO
Pyro and every fucking Indie V-Tuber refuse to actually react to the videos these days.😑
IKR?
Correction for Czechia:
we dont say were a part of western Europe
We cope and say were the "middle" cause we hate everything with equal burning passion
Can confirm
Yes, exactly this. I'd actually say most people hate germany more than eastern europe. #1 in xenophobia lets keep it going boys
We say that to not be in the same group as Russia.
We're just trying to distance our selves from Russia as far as possible.
but we poles love you :((
Pyro when something isn’t inflated or Swedish: 🤬🤬🤬
Pyro criticizing others food as he cries to mommy to add chicken and tuna into the meal cause he needs protein 😢 (27 year old btw)
English breakfast, is just a diabetic meal
Bro is from England and travels to Sweden out of all places and he really thinks his opinion about food matters 💀💀💀💀
Surströmming is peak food and you know it
@@BreadLoafSFM paper >
@@BreadLoafSFM as a swede surströmming is DISGUSTING
Surströmming was developed by the government during ww1 as a response to mustard gas.
@@BreadLoafSFMas a swede i tried it once and puked all over myself
love it when he's watching something, someone donates, he yaps
then instead of starting the video where he paused, he rewinds a minute and the aforementioned cycle repeats itself on the same part of the video
literal insanity
bri'ish palate never cease to amaze me of how somehow unique in a mildly bad way. stole all the spices and never gotten to use it properly. bruh
Fun fact: If you told average Czech that they belong to Western Europe, they would tell you to piss off, at least.
Czech Rep is what you would call "Middle Europe"
Coming from Czech rep., can confirm that fact.
I thought it was called "central europe"?
Actually as an another czech I can correct you that it is called the “Central Europe” (insert the nerd emoji)
If no Darkwood today, your life gonna be cooked lil bro
Darkwood tomorrow bucko, Pyro prolly still lying tho lmfao
@@the5zero I forgot he lives in a place called UK, it's 3:20 AM of 20/9 here
@@bloods9427 Asian pyro viewers waiting for Darkwood
@@the5zero So painful
He will upload it at 23:59
Bro has a degree in Yapping
Graduated from "Who Asked" University
Funny how Pyro talks about Latvia being poor only to get slapped by reality that it's the same as the UK.
Meanwhile Lithuania and Estonia doing well economically despite the chronic alcoholism
I usually don't care but the level of cope Pyro has towards his "food" is impressive. Literal nasty patty gets a, "this looks good" while peak Mexican food gets a, "You think this looks good?!" Brother desperately needs to try more cuisines. Expand your pallet
pyro try not to glaze sweden (impossible)
It’s not glazing. It’s just the truth
@@sihiri_kabariglok glok
@@emayex8934 if that’s an insult, just know that i got my no-no mushroom in your home
@@sihiri_kabari swedistan
@@ViceMightBeTaken i mean we kinda have the same % of immigrants as germany so ion get the whole swedistand thing
german here...everything said in this video is totally wrong and entirely correct
im gonna go now and recycle some trash
Holy yapper. How did he more than double the actual length of the video.
At last, we got Pyro and NFKRZ interaction after all these years 🔥🔥🔥
fr
they need to collab again😢
Saying Ukrainian food is ugly, while looking at meals that look gorgeous and then calling a literal brick of brown pork "good"... I don't think the british thing is a meme guys, they really eat smile and colorless slabs.
I genuently shivered out of disgust when he showed me the potato and eel
i can confirm as a canadian poutine is banging and its literally just cheese fries and gravy
I love how the editor did not censor his swearing out at the beginning
bro is british and has audacity to talk shit about food from other countries. actual ragebait
just because I know Finns will be here (like me) go to 48:32 for the Finnish stereotypes and skip the rest of the nothingburger video.
pyro turned up his racism dial on this one
As an Estonian. I am a discord degen.
„The rules are above the police themselves“ yea tf? Do you want your cops to be above the law by definition?
GEOPOLD MENTIONED
Pyro loves Darkwood so much he likes the same food as the game characters
in sweden gypsy is considered a racial slur i think
soybois
It’s crazy being in the funger fandom and hearing pyro say frap’s name bro we done made it gang
pyro managing to turn a 20 minute videos in to a 1 hour video cuz he gets distracted every 5 seconds is truely something
28:08 That's Brazilian Portuguese. Not real Portuguese from Portugal.
Stop yapping bro
@@conlangknow8787 what yap? its not European portuguese
@@bleeem Brazilian Portuguese on top
@@conlangknow8787 when it comes complexity, european portuguese is superior, it is objectively better😂
@@JoseRoby123 you're just forever coping that people are more likely to learn Portuguese because of Brazil than Portugal. Also graceful simplicity > faux complexity
Pyro's Dinner Situation is Insane
Love these kinds of hour long videos makes great for listening to to while I play video games.
pyro goes to berlin once thinks he knows germany. absolute mega brain
Dude saying Hungarian food looks basic right after he said that, what looks like a decaying fish, looked great is the most british thing possible. Literal dead taste buds.
that translater part wasn't portuguese, that was brazilian, no, it's not the same
it is the same, the accent is different you donut
People assume that i drink Vodka for being Russian
That is actually false, i've always enjoyed beer, first drank it at 14
russian stereotypes making this look normal is crazy
I had a shot of vodka as an 8 year old
it took pyro 1:04 to mention sweden
This isn't a stereotype, but living by the beach in Denmark there used to be a fucking German camping van in the beach parking lot every night. Recently they made a recreational section of the dock, and thankfully that included a parking lot for camping vans. Haven't seen a single one outside since then. They come from down south so they thankfully made a plot for them to park a few miles before they reach my street
Portuguese is just Spanish but for deaf people with a lisp and a learning disability... and Brazilians.
As a Swedish person, I can say that over 98% of the adult population is probably in debt... We only look rich, but we ain't rich, most of us are just using money that doesn't even exist.
As a Swedish person, I can dissagree with this. Also think most of us are in dept, but that doesn't make us unrich
Jag fattar inte varför folk lånar flera hundratusen för att köpa nån jävla elbil som kommer gå ner i värde mer och mer varje dag
where le darkwood le pyro lying
Tommorow
Its all in le head
Glazing time 47:29 - 49:26
0:09 the editor didn't censor the swearing, unlucky demonetization
😬
bro unironically uses opera gx
Bro also unironically defends bri’ish slop
As a swedish person even I think you’re glazing too much
never come to pyro for food takes, got it
74% of the video is pyro just glazing sweden
Donos were actually mild this time
23:53 I totally forgot to comment on this but I was dying for like 3 minutes straight from this, and the subsequent burger and fries roast
Czechians is like saying Germanians, Britanians or Francians
Man cant truly play the video for longer than 2 seconds without pausing or a tangent damn
estonia mentioned, i can live happy
all bark no bite
>"I wouldn't consider Turkey a part of Europe."
>Fucking Thrace region is in Europe
"Pyrocynical Geographical knowledge situation is insane"
Turkey isn't European because Thrace is actually the rightful territory of the Byzantine empire.
Kinda surprised he doesn't like Turkey, considering how both have a lot of inflation
@@__lasevix_ Bro is delusional even after 1031 years
recycling for money was first started in Norway
Lil bro is not from sweden
poland getting glazed, rightfully so
1 day pyro
As a Czechian. It is fucking hell in here. I want out
become a politician problem solved
"it's fucking hell here" unless you live in Ústí nad Labem or Vysočina then we're better off than like half of Europe
Move to Germany and see just how much "better" it is
I love to complain about my own country and pretend every other country is so much better than mine!!! I love complaining! I'm comploooooningah!
@@lambda653 the poles get to do it why cant we :(
its funny how berlin is like viewed as being THE german country itself. berlin is actually completely different to every other subcountry in germany. having big roads in berlin? yea, the rest of germany is completely different.
actual one hour andy
you got an hour to release brapwood
They say turks aren’t Mediterranean the Arabs say we aren’t Arab nor in the Middle East and the Asians say we aren’t in Asia and Europeans say Europeans aren’t Europeans and balkans say Turkey isn’t Balkan
The fact that half the video is arguing about food is crazy, you all need to get a life INCLUDING you pyro
React Andy pauses a video to glaze Sweden 7 times a minute for an hour fucking straight:
*Brothers unhand him immediately* Kurt Cobain said, "It's OK to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings"
roman actually does smoke now
Pyro trying to watch the fucking video (impossible)
where is flopwood
this should be called how to make a 30min vids in to a 70min vid
bro is ragebaiting so hard with food he hasnt even tried
If Pyroslopical says something about food, the complete opposite is true. That is just something we've had to establish now.
21:20 pyro's cope is bigger than the furries he 'likes'
Pyro saying he went to Germany, got scammed
Also pyro: I went to berlin
My brother in no-longer-europe, you went to one of the worst places in germany
place sweden situation is insane
I FEEL SO VALIDATED WITH THE POUTINE. every canadian just cheered
bro the food takes are pretty bad here.
Seeing a mild NFKRZ appreance again is a godsend.
Norway didn't steal oil from sweden, sweabo. They stole oil from england and denmark at the marine soil west of the norwegian coast.
15:30 oof, the self burn.
It has Greece in the Thumbnail and I am from there so of course I would watch the damn video no matter what!
Bro is a yapasaurus
The word gypsy originated from the word egyptian because people used to think gypsies came from Egypt
Forget about darkwood now we got pyro using content from geopold 😀
black pudding is bloody vile... pun intended
go to denmark its like sweden but better and we don't have nearly as much crime
50:05 he looks like if Mrbeast and Jesse pinkman had a child
ticket to the moon and live off moon dust.
I wonder when Pyro will realize that Sweden is basically the Temu version of Norway
As your typical European I came here just to watch the part about my country
man slaggin off mccaines smiley faces and chicken kiev as if he didn't just say some fish that still looks alive with some raw onion sprinkled on top looked edible nah
I think chicken Kiev is fucking delicious, especially if its got some cheese in there
I love that pyro calls aperol a woman drink then proceeds to mention he only drinks vodka lemonade