I will literally never get tired of this energy. It's like when you would stay up until midnight at a sixth grade sleepover cranked on juiceboxes and Skyrim
oh my god I miss this so fucking much... my face hurts from laughter and i laugh so unstoppably that i can't breathe and pass out and my face goes blue so my friends have to call an ambulance...you know
Actually just glad we heard a correct use of ‘wary’ instead of ‘weary’. So tired of hearing people saying to ‘be weary of this situation or person’. No, you should be wary of them. If you’re weary, take a rest. Ok, it’s off my chest.
i just want to say that you’re inspiring me to get sober from alcohol. i always have this small thought in the back of my head that i can’t enjoy life if i’m not fucked up (trauma, am i right?), but being a long time subscriber, it’s made me realize that if i surround myself with the right people, i can thrive even if i’m sober. love you so much, sarah. thank you.
The show filmed right next to my work we catered for them every season they filmed and I met them so I was forced to watch it bc I didn’t wanna seem like I was an asshole for not watching it when I met them
My favorite line from Moira is, "Mortally deprived of ones sleep." It's a mood for me, I have the gif of her saying that, and I use it as a response if someone wakes me up by texting too early. 😂
These videos have been getting me through quarantine. I’ve needed to laugh so badly these last few days and this has really helped with the stress of my job during these times. Thank you and congrats on staying sober for so long!
“you ever have those kids in like elementary school - we have a sponsor” :( there are two things i want in life before i die. 1. to scam subway out of bread, and 2. Sarah to finish that sentence because i feel as though it was going to be entertaining.
Proof that they don’t fake the beautifully dumb shit they say: both sing “o tannenbaum” to the tune of the Canadian national anthem, thinking they’re singing o christmas tree; brittany says “powder rooms don’t have a toilet” when powder rooms basically only contain a toilet (+sink). God bless them lmao
the unhinged energy less than a minute in.. unmatched
the only contenders are trixie and katya
cloudycomplex periodt
cloudycomplex yuh
That’s all of their videos
Ok I will say tho Gus Johnson is pretty good at that too lol
you know when therapists do word association to see if you're like psychologically ok... ya'll would not have passed
Therapist: “Bumbo”
Brittney: “two wheels”
Lol
I will literally never get tired of this energy. It's like when you would stay up until midnight at a sixth grade sleepover cranked on juiceboxes and Skyrim
I miss that type of shit 😭😭
This comment, it’s the one😂😂
How is this so specific lmaooo
oh my god I miss this so fucking much... my face hurts from laughter and i laugh so unstoppably that i can't breathe and pass out and my face goes blue so my friends have to call an ambulance...you know
LMAO I'm IN 7th grade it's 1:54 am and I'm watching this🤣🤣
"timorous"
"my dads name is tim"
"what does tim do"
"o h g o d"
I don’t wanna hear the words “when Tana Mongeau bottoms” ever again
im sorry :(
Or tana Mongeau
@@queendaddy9781 oop- I meannn 👀
periodt
If that means tana mongeau bottoms, there is an implied event where she will top
i love how the example they used was miora saying “ridiculous” and “paranoia”. like such big words😭
I was going to comment the same thing 😂😂
Those long words like "the" and "at"
Actually just glad we heard a correct use of ‘wary’ instead of ‘weary’. So tired of hearing people saying to ‘be weary of this situation or person’. No, you should be wary of them. If you’re weary, take a rest. Ok, it’s off my chest.
@@jenl7094 being a grammar girly is so exhausting lmao
Did they just sing “Oh Tannenbaum” to the tune of “Oh Canada”
Yes they did
I dont think they realized it was the Canadian national anthem lol
@@jojofishy613 I was like 👀
I think they were trying to sing Oh Christmas Tree lol
thank god someone else noticed i’m not crazy
“Does bêbë enjoy the theatrę?” Is all I ever think about lol
You managed to write it EXACTLY like she said it
I read that in her exact voice😂
Where is bebe's chamber?
I say this to my boyfriend non-stop I need help
Timestamp?
“It puts the lotion on its skin and then it makes you young again” should definitely be aveenos new slogan
M.S.A 2.0 sarah and brittany are the faces of the campaign fully dressed as buffalo bill
my fave quote of all time ngl, silence of the lambs is an amazingggg movie
that’s not even a quote from silence of the lambs??
cassie howells “It puts the lotion on it’s skin or it gets the hose again” is absolutely a quote from silence of the lambs
@@clolspike hon have you even watched it? JesUUUS
as a german i can confirm that we have a word for when tana mongeau bottoms
I am wheezing.
can i know it please
well... *what is it*
As a fellow German this is accurate :)
Hä ja aber welches Wort lmao 😂
“This is that - what’s it called - Morgan Freeman thing. The Mandela affect” lmao Brittany I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
why did I know exactly what she meant after she said Morgan freeman thing?? lol
I'm fucking crying LMAO
actually killed me with that one
Rip 😔
@@brookbhatti9444 great minds think alike 😌
When you said “when your dad does magic tricks” I said “like the disappearing act”
girl are u okay?
He's just gone to pick up some milk. He'll be back. Oh wait, he's vegan.
7:40 the fact they sang “O Tannebaum” on the melody of O Canada rather than O Christmas tree is... everything
came here just to see if someone else brought that up haha
I was like, "WHY IS THAT O CANADA?!?!"
I think it's an inside joke. As most of the cast is Canadian and it's filmed in Canada.
@@iciajay6891, i promise you they don't think about things before they say them
@@kaelynn4621 💀
when brittany said “this is the morgan freeman thing - the mandela effect” i just about pissed myself
“You have a suitcase between your legs” that whole sequence had me laugh crying
i just want to say that you’re inspiring me to get sober from alcohol. i always have this small thought in the back of my head that i can’t enjoy life if i’m not fucked up (trauma, am i right?), but being a long time subscriber, it’s made me realize that if i surround myself with the right people, i can thrive even if i’m sober. love you so much, sarah. thank you.
i got sober from weed for the same reason. i hope your sobriety is going well 🧡
thats so amazing I hope youre doing great :)))
a heart, comment, and pin from Sarah is long overdue for this
I've been clean and sober for 7 years now!! My whole life has changed (for the better)!! I wish you the best of luck!! 🤗❤
I swear these 2 people right here cure my depression. I'm not joking like deadass
🥺
@@sarahschauer3764 thank you tho frls you've helped me go through alot of stuff. :))
FRRR SAME I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH WHENEVER I WATCH THEIR VIDS
@@squarecrayon I know I always am the happiest when watching them.
IT’S TRUE
17:03 The fact that Sarah refuses to say his name and just calls him "45" is fucking *hilarious*
we should all start doing that
@@camerons.5001 who are they speaking of?
@@linneascameraroll the US President before Biden
@@linneascameraroll trump
@@linneascameraroll 45th president
brittany is so stunning 🥺 she gets slept on
she is beautifulllllll
@@sarahschauer3764 i know i looooove her
They are both so gorgeous, and them being so damn quick witted and funny makes them all the more beautiful
@@amycross5341 AGREED
Britney gives me adele vibes
Brittany: “Brothers in Christ.”
Sarah: “Sisters in Satan.”
The church vs me
*HISTORICALLY* who were strong men?
"Weightlifters?"
I’m right!
😂 🖤
I mean _technically_ she's right 👀
When she said Greeks, I felt good about myself.
uhhhh gladiators
'*gay gasp* I should make a flower arrangement for briiiiii'
the cutest omg
Last time I was this early, Sarah still had a profile pic lol
op
Sarah Schauer ope 🙈
Sarah Schauer I thought my WiFi was broken but it’s just you
15:18 the *timbre* of Brittany's voice 😸
DEADASS 😂😂
"I do be chanteuseryan in my bathroom" 😂
I’m o b s e s s e d with the way moira says “baby”. behbeh
i thought this said obese, I was like go off ig
Bébé
@@camidumbass KDHSJGJSKG
“Brothers by blood, lovers by choice” I cannot
“What’s that Morgan freedman thing?” -The Mandela effect?😂
Ava Girnius I hate that I finished the video and read the comment and still didn't realize there was smth wrong with tgat
to be fair morgan freeman play mandela in invictus
SonicAids true true
My lungs collapsed at the part LMFAOOO
is it bad i knew exactly what she was talking about when she said that lmaoo
i love how both of you never have makeup on at the same time it’s really some best friend energy
britt has the witchest sounding cackle i've ever heard lol
I feel like Brittany's brain associated "bombo" with bikes because of the band Bombay Bicycle Club bc that's the road my brain went down as well lmfao
Idk why but I see it as the bo is one wheel so it’s a wheel and then the middle and then the wheel but maybe I’m just crazy 😂
me: has never watched schitt’s creek
also me: about to watch this whole video bc i love sarah and brittany
watch schist's creek, it's amazing
u should watch if u like their humor youll like the show
lol i didnt even read the title i trust them too much
The show filmed right next to my work we catered for them every season they filmed and I met them so I was forced to watch it bc I didn’t wanna seem like I was an asshole for not watching it when I met them
Same here dude
"a bombo built for two" I WHEEZED SO HARD A LITTLE PEE CAME OUT OMFG
pettyfogging is just an early 1800’s version of gaslighting
9:04
Sarah: like you’re skull is collapsed on one side
me: bONK 🔨
YES
"Bombo" got me wheezing
So many lines in this video I would want on a t shirt. “It’d be a shame if there were shit in my underwear”
How lonely am I in quarantine? I just waved back at them at the end of this video 😂😂
aw! hiii
sarah: my favorite word is portmanteau brittany: starts singing “live like you were dying” by tim mcgraw
"A mortician for Patricias" made me cry 😂
“pickled god” is possibly one of the most polarizing things ive ever heard leave someone’s lips
LOL
"Bomboclaat" is Jamaican Patois (basically broken English). It's not a slur ahaha. My Caribbean heart loves you!
Ohhh gotcha! Thank you for this!!
Omg I’m so glad I came across this comment! This whole time on twitter I lowkey thought it was a bad word 👀
Yes very much broken English
“Jickle Rick”.... bless both of your hearts
i watching this stoned out of my mind and I can't breathe after "Frippet"
whenever i get high i watch brittany and sarah’s videos and it’s 10/10 amazing every timr
Dude me too!! I be out of mind and dying laughing
This and Jenna Marbles is my only form of entertainment right now and I’m 100% okay with that.
absolutely same
oh no
@@sage4889 oh no indeed
THIS DIDN'T AGE WELL
jenna :(
I hate that the comments were moved.
what is fucking happening, I thought it was just my phone :( I hate UA-cam
wait what?
I think you may bet were hacked???? You don’t have a pfp either
@@sarahschauer3764 yeah sis UA-cam moved the comment sections closer to the description
Sarah Schauer UA-cam comments were moved. Their not at the bottom anymore :/
0:25 i thought brittany called the strawberry redbull 'twink juice' and somehow it still made sense
She did didn't she?
no it was “tweak juice”
Your guys’ chemistry is amazing and I love how you just feed off each other’s energy
"I mean, I love learning. Look at me learning so hard right now"
me in high school when my dad would ask me if I did any of my homework
Brittany and Sarah are literally so gorgeous 🥺💖
thank you so much! so are you
Sarah Schauer GIRL MY HEART i love you so much ☺️💓
brittany’s laugh sounds like she just cast an evil spell on you and is laughing to herself about it
Our crackhead mothers have posted!!
brothers by blood, lovers by choice
@@ninib1593 oop- and that's on *incest*
Aka l i t e r a l l y tying the family tree together 👀
@@StevieMcKenna10 OMG LMFAOOOO DSFGHJKDS
@@ninib1593 ｈｅｅｈｅｅ IT'S TRUE-
More like the wine aunts whose little brother is our father, or sperm donor if that's the case.
"It's peepee poopoo time featuring..."
"SJSBAHAUAUUGH 👹"
i’m having a super shit day so truly thank you for uploading, it’s making it a little better
aw i'm sorry! I hope it gets better soon
"did they dip Jesus in vinegar?"
finally, all those years of high school theatre paying off
"what's that thing when you have an addictive personality?"
"self control"
I think that that is actually the opposite LMAO
watching peepee poopoo time is the highlight montage of my quarantine it releases my sarahtonin
am I the only one OBSESSED with Sarah's laugh I love the way she ends sentences cracking up lmao
When they said bedevil my brain went to that's when you bedazzled the devil
I literally thought that's when you give the devil a vejazzle
Why would Sarah cut the cheese when she could simply *fold* the cheese?
Why doesn’t Brittany, the bigger of the roommates, simply eat the other roommate?
The fact that brittany said Morgan Freeman thing and I knew what it was before she said Mandela effect-
"it's something you do in your bathroom"
"...cry"
Relatable
"is it a sad little grimlin girl?" Is what broke me
ive been laughing for like 6 mins off and on because i keep remembering *"HOW MANY MORE DAYS OF WINTER??"*
Sarah: “J-Judaism”
Brit: “is that your final answer?”
shit took me directly out you said it so casually
Y’all like Schitt’s Creek? Another reason to love you two even more!
"did they dip jesus in vinegar?" SENT me
This has provided the most serotonin I’ve had since quarantine started
“When your dad makes magic tricks” I’m wheezing
The Chris Angel Mindfreak throwback sent meee 😂😭
I love that quarantine has had the opposite effect on them. Sarah quits alcohol and Brittany learns to bartend ajbskwnskwns
It’s been hard
Sarah Schauer proud of u!!!!!!!
schitt's creek is my favorite show and you're my favorite UA-cam. when worlds collide
youtuber* oops
I’m having health issues and can I just say THANK YOU for making me smile. Both of you. You’ve both helped me a lot recently ❤️
4:04 when raven Simone gets a vision
god i genuinely still can’t get over bombo. i’m going to look at bicycles for the rest of my life and somewhere in my head think “bombo”
The funniest part of 10:17 to me is Brittany’s shorts I’m literally crying
i’m losing my MIND at “circumventing the globe” i-
love ur chaotic anxiety sarah yet debilitating addiction to caffeine... relatable
My favorite line from Moira is, "Mortally deprived of ones sleep."
It's a mood for me, I have the gif of her saying that, and I use it as a response if someone wakes me up by texting too early. 😂
ive never been so fast for anything
Allison Rogers I’ve come this fast a few times before...
I’ve never heard anyone refer to trump as 45 😂😂 I’m gonna use that from now on
These videos have been getting me through quarantine. I’ve needed to laugh so badly these last few days and this has really helped with the stress of my job during these times. Thank you and congrats on staying sober for so long!
good luck with the stress my friend!!
“How many days of winter” thanks, I literally spit out my tea😌
everytime they release a new video i feel like i can smell them losing their minds
“you ever have those kids in like elementary school - we have a sponsor” :( there are two things i want in life before i die. 1. to scam subway out of bread, and 2. Sarah to finish that sentence because i feel as though it was going to be entertaining.
schitts creek is literally my favorite show omggg i’m so excited to watch
Whenever I’m feeling down I come back to this video. This video is truly a blessing.
Sarah out here saying she doesn’t have an extensive vocabulary while also using the word “Arithmetic”??? I forgot that word existed
aint that when you turn metal into gold?
mattie nicole I think it’s a fancy word for math
mattie nicole no thats alchemy lol arithmetic is a kind of math
her remembering pneumonic device is much more impressive than arithmetic 😹😹
@@icedcoffee1816 hun we just went over this it’s mnemonic💀
Proof that they don’t fake the beautifully
dumb shit they say: both sing “o tannenbaum” to the tune of the Canadian national anthem, thinking they’re singing o christmas tree; brittany says “powder rooms don’t have a toilet” when powder rooms basically only contain a toilet (+sink). God bless them lmao
Well actually, o Tannenbaum is right lmao. It’s the German “o Christmas tree o Christmas tree”
@@tyler8627 well actually its not, because its the tune of the canadian national anthem
Schitt’s creek just exists so Moira can exist
checks out
Pettifogging is what every man does in a Twitter argument
Verifiably false.
Nobody:
Brittany: I am Chanteuse
"There's a woop on both of the E's"
-Brittany Broski, 2020
I am in tears at "Mortician for Patricias" I cannot
the pure horror and embarrassment on Brittany's face when she said 'it's that morgan freeman thing' when she meant 'Mandela effect' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You two together make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts every time
I love how the two of you share a single brain cell 💖 Friendship goals.
all of the videos with sarah, brittany, or both of them always make me laugh hysterically
I love how Brit is never like “hello I’m here” she just screams and I die every time lmao
you should put a profile pic bc i almost didnt click this on my recommended bc i thought it was a fan made video lol
the bombo conversation made me cry hahahaha a bombo built for two