I overheard a woman at the store the other day point to something and say "Look it's from that show that we watch." And her companion said "Rick and Morty?" And she goes "Yeah, I just didn't want to say it out loud in public"
fun fact: i once asked sarah for advice about my first apartment on a livestream and she immediately said to live on the same grid as a hospital so i don’t lose power if there’s a hurricane
Honestly, pretty solid advice. My old home was on the grid for the police station... during bad weather we would either lose power for a few hours at like 3am, or get it back within a day or so, when our neighbors didnt have any for a week or more.
I live like 2 miles from a hospital and five minutes walk to the police station so that honestly makes sense. We don’t have hurricanes here but tons of blizzards and snow storms
@@lkcullen1918 Where I live Thanksgiving is in October so for a second I was horrified, but I'm pretty sure you mean American Thanksgiving. Still pretty sucky though.
Really good advice, when Texas had that winter storm my neighborhood had power because we were on the same grid as the fire station. I was very grateful to learn that as the storm came in.
When I was little my engineer father used to get so frustrated that he’d hot glue our gingerbread house together because he believed the icing was an absurdly unsuitable adhesive
"2 years later that Baskin Robbins was robbed at gun point" "Could've been you" "Could've been me (insert christian southern lady named barbra) and i would've defended my country god, glory and honor...." "But christian Baskin Robbins shut"
I have divorced parents and when I told my co-worker that I loved Christmas, she literally said “ how can you love Christmas? You come from a broken home” I was like just because my dad wasnt there doesn’t mean that I have a broken home
*sarah squirting white icing on her gingerbread house* also sarah: its beginning to look a lot like christma- brittany: like eJacULatE i- ahkjsfgkhd byeeee
My school used to put on a play of passion of the christ. Everyone was forced to go to the church and sit in the dark while some eighth grader in a white tank top pretended to die on a giant fake cross. I was 4 the first time I watched it lmao
9:51 "do you ever hear me crying?" "have you cried in this apartment yet?" this is absolutely me trying to get some reassurance over the fact that im constantly crying and i desperately want others to tell me im normal for it
The stress and dread that I felt when Sarah haphazardly cut off a huge section of that wig will stay with me forever so thanks for the Christmas present 💕
the shitting/pissing in public question brought up a memory i’ve been trying to suppress for the past couple years... i was walking home from class, and for some reason, instead of going to the bathroom after class, i would just hold it and wait til i got home. except this time i REALLY had to pee and couldn’t wait, but i was already too far away from campus, so i just kept walking. i made it RIGHT OUTSIDE my house before i just lost control of my bladder and peed EVERYWHERE. i was wearing a skirt so you could actually see me peeing. turns out my roommate and her bf were home and saw me through the window literally pee for a solid 10 seconds. then for some reason, her bf OPENED THE DOOR AND ASKED IF I WAS OKAY. i had to look at them and say that i was fine while i ran to the bathroom to clean up. we never talked about it and i stayed in my room for a couple days after that. lmao 🥲
I pooped my pants in doctor's office parking lot while I was waiting for my partner because I was too afraid to go in and ask if I could use the bathroom.
The fact that no one is bringing up how it’s actually like that in Texas, it’ll probably take you an hour to get to the next town or city over, since there’s really nothing but road. Meaning you’re out of luck if you got to shit or piss.
@@marigoldsunflower as a kid those rest stop bathrooms traumatized me, the toilets were loud asf; & to a kid when them toilets loud it’s the scariest thing.
i hope Brittany knows she effortlessly takes me out my lowest of the low moods I get, just everything sucks rn but her and sarah together making jokes and being cRaCkHeAdS just make me laugh and lift my mood :) anyway amma finish the video now-
Ginerbread House Directions: *child* /CHīld/ _noun_ _plural noun:_ children definition: a young human being below the age of puberty or below the legal age of majority
Alternative title: Attempting to make a ginger bread house but half way through we give up on tryibg to make it look good (and we eat the ginger bread chimney while telling stories of pissing ourselves in public)
STOP STOP STOP! EVERYONE STOP! THIS HAD ME CRYING AND GAGGING ON THE FLOOR I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. Like, how could that get any worse. ALSO! The amount of comments I had to scroll to see someone address the frosting was painfully so long.
I was always told it was because you got shoot a shot through the front door straight through the back door, cuz they're long straight and simple in layout 😂😂
I was hearing Harry Styles on Spotify when i put this video on and Brittany said shut up right before the song stopped so it sounded like Brittany said for Harry to shut up and i dont know, found it funny
Omfg i came to see if anyone noticed this, i didn't want to sound rude if I commented about it, but what the actual hell happened?! 😳 I love Sarah but that actually scared me!!
Brittany saying “This is our broken home” in a southern accent sounds like the next TLC show
HAHAHHAHAHAAH
Shit this is so funny 😭😭😭
YEEESSSSSS
19 Kids and Counting already exists tho
Move that bus !!
Y’all should rate states by how much they exist
IM CACKLING
WE NEED THIS RN
britain is at the bottom of the list it does not exist
wait britain isn’t a state
Wyoming isnt real
The witch building a home to lure Hansel and Gretel (2020 colorized)
"get inside the twisted mind of the candy killer"
The (2020 colorized) is what got me uddhhdjd
omfg
I feel like this comment definitely affected the way I watched this in the funniest way 🤣🤣
read that as Colonized for a second. stumped the shit out of me for a second xD
sarah: cause there’s people dying and you can’t take them off ventilators
brittany: i mean you could
not me internally freaking out cause queen brittany liked my comment
@@katherineroland6895 you’ve made it in the world
Sarah saying if she wasn’t a tik toker/ UA-camr she would be a surgeon
Not even 2 seconds later she is squeezing the life out of the icing bag
Reminds me of her blood bag story
Sarah is awesome, but they've mentioned so many times about shaky hands. That would make me question the surgery suite for her
@@Avoiceintheshadow and just the all around anxious ferret energy
they actually go by they/them pronouns :)
With precision, though
Sarah: I’m donna do a pentagram.
Brittany, IMMEDIATELY: do you ever hear me crying?
Sarah is an embodiment of Wednesday Adams
3.1k(th) like 😊
“why would they make a house solely based off of how easy it is to kill the residents”
- sarah schauer, 2020
Have you been to new orleans?? As someone who was born there and goes often, i understand completely
reading this comment at the same time as they said that was 👌
I overheard a woman at the store the other day point to something and say "Look it's from that show that we watch." And her companion said "Rick and Morty?" And she goes "Yeah, I just didn't want to say it out loud in public"
my only source of seratonin (SARAHtonin) in this world is brittany saying “mMMM deeelīsous”
literally same i say it all the time
Stinky poo poo
I quote it so much that my mom started saying it 💀
i said it so much that my dad gets really mad at me now whenever i say it
i literally cant say delicious the same any more
Brittany saying "Delicious!" is like a cartoon baker sound on a 2000's DS everytime you stir 5 times
Karen, ur so right! You're very bright😁👍🏾
UGH YOU'RE SO RIGHT IT HURTS
do you mean on cooking mama?
LMFAOOOO
@@kittyticklehips YES
There was icing in Sarah's lip for so long, I thought she had a lip ring and I've never noticed
Same 😭
Lmaoo
Riiiiiiiiiiight
they* they use they/them pronouns!!
@@sivan943 Sarah uses both she/they pronouns. So she was correct.
the thought of a crucified santa is absolutely sending me
"you need to *violent diarrhoea noises* AROUND THE EDGES"
these two discussing the gender of god while sticking hair to a gingerbread house is absolutely sending me
YAY WE HAVE THE SAME NAME
Alternate title: Sarah eats icing subtly for 15 minutes straight while Brittany talks about Rick and Morty
Don't forget Jesus
“What’s your fav Christmas movie?”
“Passion of the Christ” LMAOO
*“These are Jesus’s hands on the cross.”*
Of course, Jesus was crucified because he made a horrible gingerbread house.
THAT GINGER BREAD HOUSE HAD PRETTIER HAIR THAN ALL OF US SHUSH
@@salihoyle9114 PERIOD
“When you think Tim McGraw....I HOPE YOU THINK OF MY CHEST PIECE.” took me OUT
Sarah: gluing hair onto the gingerbread house
Brittany: this is the lORDS hOUsE
fun fact: i once asked sarah for advice about my first apartment on a livestream and she immediately said to live on the same grid as a hospital so i don’t lose power if there’s a hurricane
Honestly, pretty solid advice. My old home was on the grid for the police station... during bad weather we would either lose power for a few hours at like 3am, or get it back within a day or so, when our neighbors didnt have any for a week or more.
I live like 2 miles from a hospital and five minutes walk to the police station so that honestly makes sense. We don’t have hurricanes here but tons of blizzards and snow storms
The first year I decided to rent a place in a 'rural' area, we lost power on Thanksgiving and finally got it back 2 weeks before Christmas 💀
@@lkcullen1918 Where I live Thanksgiving is in October so for a second I was horrified, but I'm pretty sure you mean American Thanksgiving. Still pretty sucky though.
Really good advice, when Texas had that winter storm my neighborhood had power because we were on the same grid as the fire station. I was very grateful to learn that as the storm came in.
So is everyone ignoring the fact that Brittany graduated early because she had so many AP credits?
shes so talented 🥺
Funny and intelligent.... she's perfect
@@gabrielle3650 and prettyyy
@@door4523 TRIPLE THREAT
“dopey plastic time!” and dopey just goes “yall hear sum?” as he leisurely climbs up the stairs ignoring the both of them 💀
"when we ran out of milk they made me drive to Walmart and buy bananas" ~Brittany 2020
When I heard that I was like did I miss something lol
"Entered into another form of abuse: marriage" and I felt that
I’m. sorry ?
@@mikaylagriffin6180 thank you, pay it forward by never fucking getting married
When I was little my engineer father used to get so frustrated that he’d hot glue our gingerbread house together because he believed the icing was an absurdly unsuitable adhesive
did it taste better or worse than normal gingerbread house
thats such a dad engineer move
Just two christian women gingerbread house decorating in a god honering way
are they christian?
@kia bailey ahhh okay thanks for clearing that up 🤙🤙
@@sharklover137 sarah’s not even a woman lol
@@Singinghomealone what
@@sharklover137 she came out as a she/they non-binary babeyyy
"2 years later that Baskin Robbins was robbed at gun point"
"Could've been you"
"Could've been me (insert christian southern lady named barbra) and i would've defended my country god, glory and honor...."
"But christian Baskin Robbins shut"
did she say “I’ve slept with a lot of urine in my undies” miss m’am,,
grow up!!!! normalize it!!!!
if you think i have enough pairs of underwear and do enough laundry to change everyday there is something WRONG with you. i am DEPRESSED
@@melancholymyth honestly I get it, depression is one hell of a drug
@@phantomgreenie if we want to be technical: one lack of a drug
@@melancholymyth very true, if only it was as easy to get as all the other drugs
I have divorced parents and when I told my co-worker that I loved Christmas, she literally said “ how can you love Christmas? You come from a broken home” I was like just because my dad wasnt there doesn’t mean that I have a broken home
Thats literately the DEFINITION of a broken home
@Ellie Doesn't a broken home mean a family where ur parents are seperated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ coming from a broken home doesn't necessary mean a bad thing
“Being forced to watch passion of the Christ every Easter, is that trauma??” I can’t relate any more to two people 😂
LITERALLY HAHA
"Jesus Christ crafts and home goods"
Isn't that just hobby lobby?
It 100% is
Thank god that chains are free rein lmao
why doesn't brittany have more subscribers she's the only youtuber that genuinely makes me laugh
and sarah too, they are both literally my only sources of happiness
SAME I dreamt I was recording stupid videos with her last night and generally just being insane lmfao
Incorrect, she's actually the only youtuber who exists, don't look that up, you know I'm right.
I ..... love you
For real! She's literally the funniest person on the internet and I wish she was my best friend lmao
Sarah’s bedazzled shirt: God Won’t Let Me Die
AHS Asylum patients when they could actually celebrate the holidays: colorized recording (not clickbait)
LMAOOOOO
OSOTOOOOOOEPSPAAGAHDHH
u made me laugh so hard i typed an ugly key smash
I don't think this comment got the recognition it deserves
@@mcmandy086 🥺
It’s December! Time to rewatch Sarah and Brittany Christmas Videos and giggle uncontrollably!
i dont know why but "define Children" is making me SCREAM
Talking about the two thieves who were also crucified: “one of them was forgiven” “that’s TEA” omfg
“when you think tim mcgraw i hope you think of my chest piece” i can’t do this anymore
I'm not sure why but the concept of a "gingerbread trailer park" is absolutely sending me
Sarah and Brittany are some of the only people who have been able to make me laugh cry this year
Brittany: Haunted house
Sarah: fully a Brothel
*sarah squirting white icing on her gingerbread house*
also sarah: its beginning to look a lot like christma-
brittany: like eJacULatE
i- ahkjsfgkhd byeeee
Brittany: something original
Also brittany: 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩
Manny flag
Why did Sarah saying "Yes! You come from a broken home!!" give me therapy flashbacks lmao
Me at home with a husband and 2 kids saying "deLICHIS" the way Brittany says it and no one appreciating it is its own kind of special alone
My school used to put on a play of passion of the christ. Everyone was forced to go to the church and sit in the dark while some eighth grader in a white tank top pretended to die on a giant fake cross. I was 4 the first time I watched it lmao
Sarah is that Homer meme where he pours beer on his car and says "one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me" but with the icing
i though you were referring to HOMER like the odyssey and i was very confused lol
@@beepboop449 oh my god SAME
Sarah snipping off the wig piece and then giving the camera the most haunting stare will follow me for a long time
sarah: i totally believe women deserve rights
Brittany: yeah... within reason of course
Sarah: "imagine nailing santa...
...to a cross!"
My best friend: We were made in his image.
My landlord: He’s got some birthin’ hips.
"when you think tim mcgraw... i hope you think of my CHEST PIECE" I'm DEAD
9:51 "do you ever hear me crying?"
"have you cried in this apartment yet?" this is absolutely me trying to get some reassurance over the fact that im constantly crying and i desperately want others to tell me im normal for it
Why can’t these two make a podcast? The format of sweet boys is literally amazing, if they did the same kinda thing it would be so fkn hilarious.
They just did!
things i never thought i would hear in a video about making ginger bread houses: “god is an agender clump of hair”
The only way I get serotonin anymore is smoking a blunt and watching these two 🖤 much luv Brittany and Sarah!!
Brittany: "Two gay gingerbread men.. or women! ... or nonbinary!"
My enby little heart: 🥺💕 I feel seen.
Yess luv u is seen .....i love how she is inclusive ..my gay lil heart is happy yiippeeee
she told us she's an ally!
Sarah is enby!
hey uhhh what’s enby mean
@@humanure0 it's short for Nonbinary:)
“Jesus Christ would have modeled for Fashion Nova.” 🤣😭😂😩😃🙂😐🤯💩
This got weirdly religious and existential... lmao
who else has rewatched this video just to hear Brittany say "THIS IS OUR BROKEN HOME"
and I woulda defended my country, god, glory and honor. Keep my Christian Baskin Robins SHUT
The stress and dread that I felt when Sarah haphazardly cut off a huge section of that wig will stay with me forever so thanks for the Christmas present 💕
the shitting/pissing in public question brought up a memory i’ve been trying to suppress for the past couple years... i was walking home from class, and for some reason, instead of going to the bathroom after class, i would just hold it and wait til i got home. except this time i REALLY had to pee and couldn’t wait, but i was already too far away from campus, so i just kept walking. i made it RIGHT OUTSIDE my house before i just lost control of my bladder and peed EVERYWHERE. i was wearing a skirt so you could actually see me peeing. turns out my roommate and her bf were home and saw me through the window literally pee for a solid 10 seconds. then for some reason, her bf OPENED THE DOOR AND ASKED IF I WAS OKAY. i had to look at them and say that i was fine while i ran to the bathroom to clean up. we never talked about it and i stayed in my room for a couple days after that. lmao 🥲
I know what you're saying. Same thing happened to me but without the people watching me
Iconic. Tbh similar happened to me without anyone (that I know of) watching 😬😭😬
OMFG😭😭😭😭 I'm so sorry 😭
I pooped my pants in doctor's office parking lot while I was waiting for my partner because I was too afraid to go in and ask if I could use the bathroom.
@@colettemartinez5105 omg public anxiety couldn't have happened at a less inconvenient time?😭? Aww, jeez
Brittany’s editing style matched with the two funniest people in the world… the chaos is everything I’m literally in tears
The fact that no one is bringing up how it’s actually like that in Texas, it’ll probably take you an hour to get to the next town or city over, since there’s really nothing but road. Meaning you’re out of luck if you got to shit or piss.
Not to mention if you Do find a bathroom then 60% chance it's in the scariest possible gas station.
Mmm Rest Stop bathrooms
@@marigoldsunflower as a kid those rest stop bathrooms traumatized me, the toilets were loud asf; & to a kid when them toilets loud it’s the scariest thing.
No matter what these two brighten my day. They can literally stare at a wall waiting for paint to dry and I would love every second of it.
i hope Brittany knows she effortlessly takes me out my lowest of the low moods I get, just everything sucks rn but her and sarah together making jokes and being cRaCkHeAdS just make me laugh and lift my mood :) anyway amma finish the video now-
6:55 I literally love when Brittany goes evangelical southern on us
“Second roommate, very quiet ... heated up tuna in the microwave” 💀
Imagine Brittany got famous for saving her bask in Robbins at gunpoint
I swear to God Sarah’s gingerbread house looks like that picture of Trixie in that awful bob wig 😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
did yall see that glitch at 4:30?
If you’re gonna have a roommate they may as well be your cousin too
Ginerbread House Directions:
*child*
/CHīld/
_noun_
_plural noun:_ children
definition: a young human being below the age of puberty or below the legal age of majority
thank you for building my house
kim what-
The second these two women moved in together, the world would never be the same again. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Alternative title: Attempting to make a ginger bread house but half way through we give up on tryibg to make it look good (and we eat the ginger bread chimney while telling stories of pissing ourselves in public)
Sarah during the outro giving the Kubrick stare with frosting on her lip 😂
The fact that Sarah has frosting on her lip almost the whole time and is unaware of it is a mood. then at 9:06 I just lose it 😂😂😂
STOP STOP STOP! EVERYONE STOP! THIS HAD ME CRYING AND GAGGING ON THE FLOOR I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. Like, how could that get any worse. ALSO! The amount of comments I had to scroll to see someone address the frosting was painfully so long.
"what's your favorite christmas movie?"
"I love... The Passion of The Christ."
ah, i love starting my morning with absolute chaos
Me too
i will forever laugh every time brittany says "deliciouss!"
brittany : "how do ppl expect children to do this" *meows aggressively *
Lmao "do you hear me crying?"
"No!"
"Have you cried in this apartment yet?"
Shotgun houses are called that because most are built with two long house next to each other which looks like a double barreled shotgun lmaoooo
Thank you for this I was genuinely curious but unwilling to look it up 😂 cus Brittanys explanation just did not sound right at all hahaha
I was always told it was because you got shoot a shot through the front door straight through the back door, cuz they're long straight and simple in layout 😂😂
"When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think of my chest piece" wow taylor's re-recorded album sounds great
Only two good things happened to me the year:
- Passing all my midterms
- These two
(I didn't know Sarah was non binary)
I didn’t pass my midterms, bc I didn’t have any.
sarah’s not a woman, just a reminder. congrats on your midterms!
@@plotspoints sorry!! I didn't know they were non binary
I was hearing Harry Styles on Spotify when i put this video on and Brittany said shut up right before the song stopped so it sounded like Brittany said for Harry to shut up and i dont know, found it funny
Every single video on Brittany or Sarah’s channels feel like we’re FaceTiming and they forgot I was there lol
I love the candle in the middle like it’s supposed to make it ✨fancy✨
"Ya know *our* cousin Bailey" lmfao
I LOST IT at 9:08 when Sarah is just talking normally with icing DRIPPING OUT HER MOUTH I'm drowning in laugh-tears
Well I spent my whole night on tiktok, it's 6am.. I guess I'm not going to bed for another 15:43 🤣
Guys Sarah is so funny. This combo kills me
Sarah: "I'd be a surgeon" immediately pours a messy stream of frosting. You two make me so happy! Hope you both have a happy holiday!
Love the bun & bang combo on Brittany, she looks so cute!!
15:20... I saw the devil today. And it was in Sarah's eyes
yess I wanted to see if anyone else noticed bc shes all sorts of demonic today
Omfg i came to see if anyone noticed this, i didn't want to sound rude if I commented about it, but what the actual hell happened?! 😳 I love Sarah but that actually scared me!!
Idfk but I was laughing like an idiot 😂😂
I wasn't! It legit creeped me out! 😂
You guys are currently the only youtubers who make me laugh out loud and I appreciate every video. You both deserve more subscribers love ya
I was going to meditate but then you uploaded
“i’ve slept with piss in my undies”
*ad about gucci perfume plays*