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  • @TheGoldenwolf522
    @TheGoldenwolf522 5 років тому +9236

    "here we have 3 almonds"
    yes exactly, you got it

    • @varunprasadathi1161
      @varunprasadathi1161 5 років тому +145

      It's like, "Two shots of Vodka" all over again.

    • @Trip2929
      @Trip2929 5 років тому +67

      Hey at least he didn’t say pistachios

    • @NotAmour
      @NotAmour 5 років тому +26

      To be fair, almonds come in shells that look similar.

    • @MetsuryuVids
      @MetsuryuVids 5 років тому +34

      At least they can count to 3.

    • @PontusWelin
      @PontusWelin 5 років тому +11

      @@NotAmour Kinda, yeah. Walnut shells are more squiggly though. And a bit bigger.

  • @thommosl0478
    @thommosl0478 5 років тому +3365

    She said so confidently “and here we have 3 almonds!”

  • @babyventura4646
    @babyventura4646 5 років тому +2954

    Hammers,screwdrivers and lemon squeezers flying everywhere and trying their hand at breaking the walnut.
    And ma Maan just crushes it with his hand.....
    Thug life

    • @timpo3738
      @timpo3738 5 років тому +33

      I just smash it in the table and im not even a teen yet xd

    • @almedaval4046
      @almedaval4046 5 років тому +63

      Just like his mama

    • @cyclepath3351
      @cyclepath3351 5 років тому +21

      I just grab 2 of them in my hand and squeeeeeeeeez the

    • @noahmaienschein7671
      @noahmaienschein7671 5 років тому +17

      Don’t for get about the meat tenderizer hammer

    • @NoahS4226
      @NoahS4226 5 років тому +5

      I taught myself how to do hat when I was 12...

  • @MyNameJett
    @MyNameJett 5 років тому +1964

    The people who just cracked them with their hands are the best.

    • @nipplebible305
      @nipplebible305 5 років тому +50

      50 Shades of Dumbledore thank you. I learned from my mom. *applause*

    • @undeniableurgency
      @undeniableurgency 5 років тому +3

      Exactly!

    • @GodMaxDrinkerofTea
      @GodMaxDrinkerofTea 5 років тому +4

      I usually pry them open if possible

    • @ruelbasco4440
      @ruelbasco4440 5 років тому +3

      Electronic Science Sumedrea Eduard yeah it’s pretty easy

    • @Gomitasd
      @Gomitasd 5 років тому +1

      When they are a little too hard I put 2 in my hand so they both break. Or put one in my mouth.. Just for me to feel how much force im using using to open the nut

  • @mi2785
    @mi2785 5 років тому +3187

    Sometimes I think I suck at cooking. Then I watch one of these videos and I feel like I deserve a Michelin Star or something.

    • @jcbkrn
      @jcbkrn 5 років тому +38

      Oh yes😂 it's insane how dumb people can be😂

    • @lillabanhalmi
      @lillabanhalmi 5 років тому +2

      same omg 😂

    • @outogetyougotyou5250
      @outogetyougotyou5250 5 років тому +21

      Pretty sure you can cook without the ability to crack a walnut, that said these people are rather said for our long term survival as a species.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 5 років тому +10

      @@outogetyougotyou5250 Well the one who crack walnuts in his fist and suceeds to do this was a level 2 chef in other videos, so... Either he plays dumb or you don't need walnuts in all recipes XD

    • @outogetyougotyou5250
      @outogetyougotyou5250 5 років тому +1

      @@krankarvolund7771 Pretty much my point :)

  • @am3igu0us
    @am3igu0us 5 років тому +1442

    I am genuinely shocked.. I was expecting that they would have troubles opening them, but it didn't even cross my mind that they wouldn't know what nuts those are...smh

    • @chavalomiguel5587
      @chavalomiguel5587 4 роки тому +28

      americans...

    • @ardrawsstuff808
      @ardrawsstuff808 4 роки тому +25

      @@chavalomiguel5587 Not very nice of you. These people are likely all from the same area, so just because they have trouble identifying a nut correctly does not mean we all have that problem, nor should being American have anything to do with a persons intelligence.

    • @shadybean3875
      @shadybean3875 4 роки тому +21

      ARDrawsStuff it’s a joke?

    • @ardrawsstuff808
      @ardrawsstuff808 4 роки тому +13

      @@shadybean3875 I don't see how that could be interpreted as a joke in any way.

    • @tehgamist7139
      @tehgamist7139 4 роки тому +1

      Shady Bean is it ... or is it true xD

  • @man-tk8mh
    @man-tk8mh 5 років тому +3403

    Everybody gangsta until they have to identify a walnut

  • @willmackie9297
    @willmackie9297 5 років тому +2506

    Even when pink shirt guy doesn’t really know what’s happening he figures out a way that works reasonably well

    • @mnmlst1
      @mnmlst1 5 років тому +37

      Anthony is his name :)

    • @RedstonerCraftMC
      @RedstonerCraftMC 5 років тому +22

      He's a Natural when it comes to food and cooking

    • @PontusWelin
      @PontusWelin 5 років тому +25

      @@RedstonerCraftMC Or maybe he has just done it more... America has a culture of eating out. Most of the things in these videos are totally natural to me and I don't consider myself a natural in food and cooking. It's just that my parents cooked every day and I helped and learned. I'm perplexed at how hard a time many of the people in these videos have with such basic tasks as cracking a nut.

    • @RedstonerCraftMC
      @RedstonerCraftMC 5 років тому +7

      @@PontusWelin ok ...

    • @dr6054
      @dr6054 5 років тому +5

      Why can't he open a walnut he is supposedly a level 2 chef

  • @jorielsantos5414
    @jorielsantos5414 5 років тому +2901

    Can somebody just appreciate the guy who broke the glass bowl instead of the nuts and act like it's part of the show🤦LOL 1:18

    • @Timeyy
      @Timeyy 5 років тому +160

      Dude looks like a lvl 100 magician lmao

    • @Olivia-ee5nq
      @Olivia-ee5nq 5 років тому +22

      He looks like Leonardo DiCaprio

    • @michalpasek821
      @michalpasek821 5 років тому

      I gave you 1000th like you welcome

    • @eddypatty3159
      @eddypatty3159 4 роки тому +5

      When you spend all points on looks, love him

    • @chinnidiwakar
      @chinnidiwakar 4 роки тому +2

      Between your fingers BTW

  • @xSouppp
    @xSouppp 5 років тому +2375

    99% of the people
    ChestNuts? WalNuts?
    This One Guy - Dates??

  • @cheez633
    @cheez633 5 років тому +4151

    This girl really thought those were pistachios ARE YOU KIDDING ME

    • @ninafirst5875
      @ninafirst5875 5 років тому +205

      A guy thought that were dates...

    • @rae-annfortune6116
      @rae-annfortune6116 5 років тому +37

      I thought the guy who said dates was the worst

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 5 років тому +16

      nina first Dates are nice and squishy tho
      Like how can a walnut be a date??

    • @alexiskis1503
      @alexiskis1503 5 років тому +9

      Dates are like prunes or dried apricots in texture and dark brown almost black in color.

    • @alexiskis1503
      @alexiskis1503 5 років тому

      Also cheez why do I see you everywhere

  • @mart1n.n
    @mart1n.n 5 років тому +965

    Chestnuts, Walnuts, PisTAcHIO, DaTE, aLMoNd

    • @LemmePSLmyFootUpURazz
      @LemmePSLmyFootUpURazz 5 років тому +13

      Marty 7002 obviously that’s a pine cone. Are ya blind???

    • @karen3824
      @karen3824 5 років тому +8

      Marty 7002 it’s a acorn

    • @What-ol7fe
      @What-ol7fe 5 років тому +5

      Are y’all blind that’s definitely a cat

    • @nightcat5499
      @nightcat5499 5 років тому +3

      Pecan!

    • @random_uniii
      @random_uniii 5 років тому +6

      _that’s clearly pineapple._

  • @donfaustino2010
    @donfaustino2010 5 років тому +1983

    Odd seeing pink shirt guy and occasional level 2 chef so early in the vid...

    • @KaurkaKaymiril
      @KaurkaKaymiril 5 років тому +73

      I guess he's good at what he's good at, and the rest... Not so much.

    • @alee_enn
      @alee_enn 5 років тому +97

      His name is Anthony LeDonne and he does normally know what he's doing. It's unusual to see him in one of these videos where he's not sure.

    • @sonqo7249
      @sonqo7249 5 років тому +137

      To be fair though, it seems like he managed to get them open in the end(without destroying them)

    • @FrancesBaconandEggs
      @FrancesBaconandEggs 5 років тому +4

      Right?!

    • @danvernier198
      @danvernier198 5 років тому +29

      Well, he was acting goofy but his technique wasn't bad so he probably knew.

  • @melihsen38
    @melihsen38 5 років тому +612

    03:12 this guy tried to open up everything with his screwdriver and finally it worked for him

  • @RintagePK
    @RintagePK 5 років тому +616

    Chef: *opens it with a spatula*
    That's a power move right there.

    • @mayocornzz2741
      @mayocornzz2741 4 роки тому +4

      On his first try too 😶

    • @banterlona8166
      @banterlona8166 4 роки тому +11

      The power move was the Chad that opened it with his hand and said his mum did it like that 2

  • @skyelaren3113
    @skyelaren3113 5 років тому +828

    so we just going to ignore the guy who said dates. ok

  • @oliviac.8618
    @oliviac.8618 5 років тому +1889

    “Here we have 3 almonds.”
    Me: 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @ruvin7023
      @ruvin7023 5 років тому +8

      I wish to be as confident as her.
      *Even when I'm wrong*

    • @beghelalphaplus
      @beghelalphaplus 5 років тому

      i honestly wheezed so hard

    • @gracytoyschultz4416
      @gracytoyschultz4416 5 років тому

      You're not alone 😂

    • @ariannaharley11
      @ariannaharley11 5 років тому

      @Hannah SLATTERY its not common to see them in a shell though thats why it makes no sense becauze most people dont even know they have a shell

  • @dwarfsteel1
    @dwarfsteel1 5 років тому +631

    3:17 we found a better actor for doctor eggman
    Look at the power of that moustache

  • @imjustspring5230
    @imjustspring5230 5 років тому +1401

    3:17 guy- "You want me to do it the way my mother used to do it?" *craks walnuts with hand*
    Me- "God"

    • @kaytastic6156
      @kaytastic6156 5 років тому +87

      His mum is surely God

    • @Stagonas
      @Stagonas 5 років тому +118

      The secret is to press two walnuts against eachother.

    • @PhyrexianSteel
      @PhyrexianSteel 5 років тому +4

      Rude mother for Shure

    • @obuw1
      @obuw1 5 років тому +5

      The simplest way to do it is to just press a walnut against a table with one hand. Your hand might hurt after a couple dozen nuts though.

    • @darkstein3
      @darkstein3 5 років тому +9

      I do the same, they brake if you squeeze them together.

  • @tosht2515
    @tosht2515 5 років тому +809

    Love that one used a *_garlic press_* and another used a *_lemon/lime juicer._* I can see someone unfamiliar with walnuts actually trying those. 😂

    • @juansalva279
      @juansalva279 5 років тому +1

      That we use

    • @dustin3596
      @dustin3596 5 років тому +9

      unfamiliar with a garlic pres and lemon juicer too apparently

    • @pxeopin4120
      @pxeopin4120 5 років тому

      I see your not familiar with walnuts

    • @angieflores2153
      @angieflores2153 5 років тому +3

      That’s how I was taught! In my family we always use the lemon squeezer

    • @xtxpxhx
      @xtxpxhx 5 років тому

      ..or kitchen utensils!

  • @wateredbottle2529
    @wateredbottle2529 5 років тому +1371

    Everyone:TOOLS
    This one guy: oh I used my hands?

    • @piggiesyumbacon9510
      @piggiesyumbacon9510 5 років тому +19

      Fr_ Bd two guys actually

    • @korrosski5386
      @korrosski5386 5 років тому +1

      Piggies YUM YUM BACON one smashed two against each other, that’s pretty easy. Opening one with your bare hands is nuts ;)

    • @Jenny-vg1zv
      @Jenny-vg1zv 5 років тому +1

      Isnt it one person?

    • @korrosski5386
      @korrosski5386 5 років тому +1

      Jenny Bi no they’re two

    • @yoyoyoyo9220
      @yoyoyoyo9220 5 років тому +9

      If they all met up after the first their conversation would be something like this
      Man with dark curly hair: _I only use the hammer 6 times and it opened_
      Blonde girl 1: _I only used it three times and it opened!_
      Blonde girl 2: _I used the nutcracker twice and it opened!_
      Girl with dark long hair: _I only used the hammer one, without my goggles!_
      Those three clueless dudes: *wait, you guys had tools and goggles, I just used my hands ._.*
      Everyone: 👀👀👀👀👀 O~o

  • @darrylaz3570
    @darrylaz3570 5 років тому +1129

    0:25 *"I don't know my nuts."*
    - Anthony, Level 2 Chef, aka the guy who (almost) always succeed in these challenges.
    Edit: well, we've found yet another one of his weakness after pancakes and fried chicken 😂

    • @EsmeeHulskamp
      @EsmeeHulskamp 5 років тому +121

      I was gonna be disappointed in him but then he broke the walnuts with his BARE HANDS 🤣

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 5 років тому +39

      He knew how to make pancakes, but didn't know how to use that pancake shaper thing.

    • @arcanask
      @arcanask 5 років тому +6

      @@EsmeeHulskamp That's probably the easiest way ever to break open walnuts or pecans. What you do is you get two in one hand and then you squeeze. One will break open the other.

    • @stanloochuu4065
      @stanloochuu4065 5 років тому +1

      @@arcanask but what if you only got one left lol

    • @NinaAhgase
      @NinaAhgase 5 років тому

      Darryl Lazakar omg that’s where he’s from! i recognised his face somewhere but didnt know where i saw him 😂

  • @TiMoN0908
    @TiMoN0908 5 років тому +582

    Imagine becoming a professional chef and end up explaining people on UA-cam how to open a walnut.

    • @Kenicavus
      @Kenicavus 5 років тому +15

      Well to be fair, not everyone has cracked walnuts. The store sells walnuts without the shell.

    • @mj-1809
      @mj-1809 5 років тому +15

      Timon
      Shoooot imagine becoming a professional chef and having to explain to somebody that those are walnuts 🤣

    • @Andrea-ey5jz
      @Andrea-ey5jz 5 років тому

      Probably will need to considering these doofuses (except pink shirt guy.)

    • @lethal3268
      @lethal3268 5 років тому

      Ive seen much worse explain how to do peanut butter and jelly

    • @taco4yearsagoedited567
      @taco4yearsagoedited567 5 років тому

      I makes *Me* wanna *Bust* a *Big*, fat, *juice* nut.

  • @unluckycatfish6866
    @unluckycatfish6866 5 років тому +397

    3:20 Im scared of this man's mother

    • @karenmiller5894
      @karenmiller5894 4 роки тому +2

      UnLucky Catfish 😂😂😂🤣

    • @samfriendsyt1353
      @samfriendsyt1353 4 роки тому +4

      if she does that imagine how she beat up ppl 😳 3:15

    • @peeledrat3568
      @peeledrat3568 3 роки тому +1

      You should be

    • @スノーハッピー
      @スノーハッピー 3 роки тому +4

      I feel like she'd be an awesome mother!

    • @TheAndersDanilet
      @TheAndersDanilet 3 роки тому +1

      Lol. We used to crack walnuts like that when we were kids. They’re not made of steel lol 😂

  • @Reikotsu
    @Reikotsu 5 років тому +180

    Guy: *Grabs screwdriver*
    Me: ha, what an idiot!
    Chef:*Grabs screwdriver*
    Me:... ok

  • @joeyb7818
    @joeyb7818 5 років тому +268

    “Are these pistachios “
    Hmmmmm I don’t know you tell me
    😂😂😂

  • @magpet.
    @magpet. 5 років тому +538

    2:00
    *is he trying to protect his eyebrows dafuq*

  • @braidenfournier376
    @braidenfournier376 5 років тому +150

    “here we have 3 almonds” will now be my senior quote

  • @sipssometae7283
    @sipssometae7283 5 років тому +472

    the guy at 1:19 is literally me trying to do anything in life

  • @stefanogomez8529
    @stefanogomez8529 5 років тому +147

    2:22
    woman: “I hit them too hard”
    me: ? goes back to 1:38... woman... you slaughtered them...

  • @phiaa7081
    @phiaa7081 5 років тому +192

    “Here we have 3 almonds” I wonder what the crew was thinking 😂😂

    • @ALilUnhumane
      @ALilUnhumane 5 років тому

      Almonds in their shells can look similar to walnuts in their shells

    • @phiaa7081
      @phiaa7081 5 років тому

      FewBreath lol but I still wonder what the crew was thinking

    • @zainabtanweer2910
      @zainabtanweer2910 5 років тому +1

      @@ALilUnhumane almond shells are way much different than walnut shells

  • @kjellvanbrussel8684
    @kjellvanbrussel8684 5 років тому +442

    1:46 so were All gonna ignore the fact that this dude used a garlic press

    • @Ballguy-tq8gl
      @Ballguy-tq8gl 5 років тому +9

      When i feel like i suck at cooking i watch these videos lol

    • @oceanidmakesmewet3739
      @oceanidmakesmewet3739 5 років тому +13

      I mean.. if it works then why not.

    • @TheBusyJane
      @TheBusyJane 5 років тому

      But garlic press vs. hitting it with a screw driver ala 1:06?

    • @oceanidmakesmewet3739
      @oceanidmakesmewet3739 5 років тому +2

      @@ThisIsntTwitter Are u from Alabama? And wtf?

    • @isham2044
      @isham2044 5 років тому

      The garlic press is nothing compared to the guy that used that citrus juicer around 1:24

  • @chunghasnapping3492
    @chunghasnapping3492 5 років тому +250

    Damn I thought that white dude with the pink shirt finally couldn’t do something 😞

    • @wan3349
      @wan3349 5 років тому +2

      Panda Nut HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @fallen_star2319
      @fallen_star2319 4 роки тому +28

      The amazement he had when he realised how easy it is genuinely was the best part of this episode.

    • @csillakaszas7285
      @csillakaszas7285 4 роки тому +5

      he couldn't identify walnuts, that should count

  • @archergrayy
    @archergrayy 5 років тому +483

    "here we have 3 almonds"
    i spat out my iced caramel frap all over the screen

    • @karinragimov1324
      @karinragimov1324 5 років тому +18

      *dAtEs??*

    • @Sessa107
      @Sessa107 5 років тому +11

      What about the people who thought they were chestnuts, acorns and pistachios???

    • @suminaoshinjo6545
      @suminaoshinjo6545 5 років тому +1

      Looks like i wasn't the only one

    • @archergrayy
      @archergrayy 5 років тому +1

      @LiyV TV yes, yes i do

    • @samsinger5135
      @samsinger5135 5 років тому

      @@Sessa107 honestly
      i think i would forgive a person to think maybe a chestnut or acorn much more then what others have guessed what these were

  • @beico1213
    @beico1213 5 років тому +399

    0:33 the lady trying to crack it up like an egg

    • @AgSilver46
      @AgSilver46 5 років тому +2

      Tbf when I don't have another walnut or a nutcracker around, banging them till they get a crack is a viable method.

    • @musicals_rock
      @musicals_rock 5 років тому +2

      That's not remotely how you crack an egg

    • @musicals_rock
      @musicals_rock 5 років тому +1

      @@sklerp386 I usually roll it around in my hands

  • @Cof_feee
    @Cof_feee 5 років тому +103

    3:17 this man is a straight up god

  • @cosmos9688
    @cosmos9688 5 років тому +191

    1:48 When you've been struggling on something for hours and you finally figure out what to do.

  • @tabassum3052
    @tabassum3052 5 років тому +366

    So are we just gonna ignore that, after all these, the lady @6:03 came to a conclusion that it was a pecan?

    • @IsaTehGothicMando
      @IsaTehGothicMando 5 років тому +19

      The internal structure of Walnuts and Pecans are really similar so if you've only seen the shelled nuts, it's the one that's closest to what it actually is.

    • @v41eria
      @v41eria 5 років тому +7

      IsaTehGothicMando pecans r still very different tho

  • @canes3b92
    @canes3b92 5 років тому +125

    Epicurious: *Calls expert* Can you crack a walnut?
    Expert: Are you kidding me

  • @emilycalderon305
    @emilycalderon305 5 років тому +102

    That guy that said "I'm so sorry" to the walnut before crushing it is just😭😭🤧🤧💕 like dang, I appreciate you for that

  • @ChaosticMonki
    @ChaosticMonki 5 років тому +300

    0:23
    Me : What are you doing here this early?

    • @xBris
      @xBris 5 років тому +8

      My thoughts exactly ^^

    • @roseb135
      @roseb135 5 років тому +16

      He’s my favorite in these videos tbh

    • @Homin505
      @Homin505 5 років тому

      IKR

    • @nachofilament294
      @nachofilament294 5 років тому +3

      And then he cracked them with his bare hands

    • @sonchaeyoung2891
      @sonchaeyoung2891 5 років тому

      @@AnthonyLeDonne so ur favourite person in these videos is urself?? Makes sense

  • @nbmki8542
    @nbmki8542 5 років тому +45

    I love how so many of the people who always get it right are giving off strong mom vibes

  • @unfluffedpillow4377
    @unfluffedpillow4377 5 років тому +260

    " Mmmm.... PECAN!!!" 🤣👏 that had me wheezing. 6:00

    • @supertobino
      @supertobino 5 років тому +3

      unfluffed pillow aren’t pecans the american walnuts?

    • @unfluffedpillow4377
      @unfluffedpillow4377 5 років тому +8

      @@supertobino Although they are similar in some ways, they differentiate with qualities such as size, shape, taste, health benefits, etc.

    • @justajcrispy3406
      @justajcrispy3406 5 років тому +8

      @@supertobino pecans and walnuts are totally different, pecans are the best thing nature has produced and walnuts are hellspawn

    • @uvn6210
      @uvn6210 5 років тому +5

      JustAJcrispy I respect your opinion even if it is wrong... BOTH ARE AMAZING.

    • @najwashananier7094
      @najwashananier7094 5 років тому

      unfluffed pillow WHAT THE HEEEELLLLL

  • @Hostefar
    @Hostefar 5 років тому +644

    1:50
    That moment you realize your pp can be used for something else.

  • @nathanjamespotter275
    @nathanjamespotter275 4 роки тому +43

    1:18 I feel like this guy breaks a lot of things like in the popcorn one he burnt the pot and now he broke the bowl.

  • @EllingtonReborn
    @EllingtonReborn 5 років тому +344

    🤦🏾‍♀️ the dude who used a mortar and pestle...

    • @desd111
      @desd111 5 років тому +17

      Must be best buds with the dude who used the citrus juicer @1:24

    • @Bowserboy129
      @Bowserboy129 5 років тому +5

      Are we all gonna pretend that this dude isn't the best person in this video?

    • @EllingtonReborn
      @EllingtonReborn 5 років тому

      @@Bowserboy129 i mean yeah, he's pretty funny (especially in the boiled egg video), but in this, is he remotely trying?

    • @yanthipenrose9844
      @yanthipenrose9844 5 років тому

      Realest Djimbo gorillaz?

    • @EllingtonReborn
      @EllingtonReborn 5 років тому

      @@yanthipenrose9844 yep. Listened to them since i was 1

  • @beastinsidegaming3656
    @beastinsidegaming3656 5 років тому +188

    50 people try to breath
    On second thought that would be too dangerous for most of these people

    • @mcdadais
      @mcdadais 5 років тому +1

      Breathe*
      How about "50 commenters try to spell and use grammar." 🙄

    • @ethanmorris
      @ethanmorris 5 років тому +1

      Breathe?

    • @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
      @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 5 років тому +7

      @@mcdadais Welcome to the Internet millennial, everyone knows that you don't have to write a 50 page essay for a UA-cam comment.

    • @starlight9333
      @starlight9333 5 років тому

      Aisha McDade lol

    • @jordanhn6230
      @jordanhn6230 5 років тому +8

      @@mcdadais You sound like a substitute teacher trying to be cool.

  • @notthefirstchild
    @notthefirstchild 4 роки тому +17

    "If you wanna be more civilised.."
    "if you don't have a spatula or a.. screw(laugh)driver.. you might wanna use a nutcracker"
    "Amazing how well.. the tool for the job works"
    Chef Ramsey being extra passive aggressive today haha

  • @LucJenson
    @LucJenson 5 років тому +128

    Said with utmost confidence: "This here's a chestnut." Oohhh were in for a ride.

  • @sumanb6881
    @sumanb6881 5 років тому +76

    Did one of the guys just say it’s a date??? U gotta be kidding me lollll

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 3 роки тому +8

    1:22 Bro cracking walnut like he's defusing a bomb

  • @fuego6499
    @fuego6499 5 років тому +50

    0:26 idk why i laugh in that part

  • @karen3824
    @karen3824 5 років тому +99

    “Maybe a chestnut?” That really stabbed me because I’ve been eating chestnuts my whole life and they look completely different 😂 here’s a chestnut 🌰

    • @massman1216
      @massman1216 5 років тому +3

      Cocoa Pusheen 阳性 looks like donut

    • @karen3824
      @karen3824 5 років тому +4

      Massman121 I choked- 😂

    • @mon4711
      @mon4711 5 років тому +8

      Still better guess than dates 😅

    • @hellobello3153
      @hellobello3153 5 років тому

      Definitely not Dr Dre’s chest nuts

    • @pearljammies
      @pearljammies 5 років тому

      Joshua Bartlett I’m also from the US, but I’ve had chestnuts nearly every holiday season in my life in both states I’ve lived in. You’re right that they aren’t super common, but they’re in nearly every grocery store during November-December at minimum! Keep an eye out - they’re amazing roasted!

  • @coleterrelonge6920
    @coleterrelonge6920 5 років тому +110

    “Are these pistachios?”
    Wow this is the future of the human race

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 5 років тому +1

      Considering most of them appear to be baby boomers the human race should still be ok

    • @zoefeldberg2234
      @zoefeldberg2234 5 років тому

      maybe it's just america. my generation (ternagers) in germany isn't that "stupid".

    • @zoefeldberg2234
      @zoefeldberg2234 4 роки тому

      @@radio7353 well then somebody needed to hear it a millionth time

  • @hamnaiqbal761
    @hamnaiqbal761 5 років тому +137

    I'm sorry but you wouldnt see a chef using a screwdriver on a walnut let's be real yall
    Edit: after watching the video, I'm speechless

    • @reeepingk
      @reeepingk 5 років тому +23

      A chef wouldn't be spending his time cracking open walnuts let's be real here. There are machines for that. And the walnuts from them are just as good.

  • @sophievankampen5331
    @sophievankampen5331 4 роки тому +22

    ‘Almonds?!’
    ‘Acorns?!’
    ‘Chestnut!?’
    ‘Dates?!’
    ‘Are these pistachios?!’🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @vinith8977
    @vinith8977 4 роки тому +13

    Me: "No way I can lose any more brain cells from watching this series"
    First 20 seconds: "Here we have 3 almonds"

  • @hellfish2309
    @hellfish2309 5 років тому +111

    3:17 handle-bar mustachioed hardass: “my mom could eat you and your dad” 😆

    • @the_cosmic_cowboy12
      @the_cosmic_cowboy12 5 років тому +11

      Dude that isn't a moustache... It's a caterpillar of infinite knowledge resting on his upper lip.

    • @RealMrTea
      @RealMrTea 5 років тому +3

      My grand parents actualy laugh when they see we can't open nuts with bare hands, cause they open them with bare hands since childhoud ;)

  • @dragonhawkins
    @dragonhawkins 5 років тому +130

    Did one guy use a lemon juicer and successfully crack the walnut

    • @Potiyop
      @Potiyop 5 років тому

      you mean at 1:46 ? This tool is made to smash garlic cloves

    • @toxic_a-name1305
      @toxic_a-name1305 5 років тому +1

      dragonhawkins yes, yes he did.

    • @TheSirBacon
      @TheSirBacon 5 років тому +6

      @@Potiyop at 1:23 they use a citrus juicer

    • @MrLeefgfg
      @MrLeefgfg 5 років тому +1

      In my house i just use lemon juicer cause it works, we doesnt need a nut cracker, or to smash it with a hammer.

    • @cakelady8534
      @cakelady8534 5 років тому

      Yes I was wondering that too since it was plastic I thought the juicer would break😂

  • @melanyvillena
    @melanyvillena 4 роки тому +16

    1:24 this whole montage reminded me of that one table scene from shrek 2

  • @tntcake6327
    @tntcake6327 5 років тому +44

    2:24 bruh anthony doesnt know how to crack a walnut. But knows how to crack a dudes skull

  • @therealzeurvan2737
    @therealzeurvan2737 5 років тому +123

    It amazing how these adults don’t know how to crack a walnut 🤦‍♂️

    • @Mustachiokatt
      @Mustachiokatt 5 років тому +21

      Amazing how these adults don't know what a walnut is.

    • @vitaliycherginskyy166
      @vitaliycherginskyy166 5 років тому +2

      Amazing how it took adults many tries to crack a walnut with a hammer.

    • @najwashananier7094
      @najwashananier7094 5 років тому

      THEREALZEURVAN or don't even know what's it's called

    • @rawaserwan5463
      @rawaserwan5463 5 років тому +1

      Narcisse CR they’re not at all expensive, especially if you buy them still in their shells they’re even cheaper, so its very unlikely that they cannot afford it.

    • @juanaispuro415
      @juanaispuro415 5 років тому

      Ive only seen a walnut once with its shell as a child (like 5 years old) so i feel like they are kinda of rare, mostly cause i don't actively search for them or like walnuts.

  • @windshearahead7012
    @windshearahead7012 4 роки тому +38

    0:01 this guy keeps flexing his muscles by wearing baby sized clothes

  • @vincentcastro1117
    @vincentcastro1117 5 років тому +105

    No, plz, how do you mistake pistachios for anything else that is not a pistachio?

    • @guidoferri8683
      @guidoferri8683 5 років тому +4

      If someone needs a nutcracker for a pistachio they probably have arthrosis

  • @kaitokid2648
    @kaitokid2648 5 років тому +68

    I lost hope when they took out that garlic press

  • @JWBaSiTo
    @JWBaSiTo 5 років тому +12

    3:17 This is the type of guy who’s seen a thing or two

  • @abdelelfazari6679
    @abdelelfazari6679 5 років тому +7

    2:00 I love how they gave him a moment to tell us his life story 😂😂😂

    • @antagonistb
      @antagonistb 5 років тому

      Abdel Elfazari it’s cheesecake guy

    • @antagonistb
      @antagonistb 5 років тому

      Watch the 4 levels of pancakes video

  • @stephaniedavis9640
    @stephaniedavis9640 5 років тому +15

    1:19 me trying to do something in front of people, 1:22 my siblings doing the same thing

  • @fashiue6615
    @fashiue6615 5 років тому +9

    whoever cracked the walnut by hand is a professional kung fu master

  • @trashbin5382
    @trashbin5382 5 років тому +113

    We had walnut trees in my village in Lebanon and we'd just bash them open with rocks

    • @SomeSudoku
      @SomeSudoku 5 років тому +3

      Trash Bin in Turkey wie open it with the hand😂

    • @klaraaa688
      @klaraaa688 5 років тому +11

      We just step on them
      Works beautifully

    • @H.E.L.E.N.A.
      @H.E.L.E.N.A. 5 років тому +1

      Same here, I would have asked for a rock 😃

    • @annavecerova6539
      @annavecerova6539 5 років тому +3

      I was jumping on them... Effective metode

    • @chavalomiguel5587
      @chavalomiguel5587 5 років тому +2

      Stfu

  • @Pepa14pig
    @Pepa14pig 5 років тому +16

    Okey but 1:20 guy smashing the bowl instead of the nut 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrcommenter-z1b
    @mrcommenter-z1b 5 років тому +18

    1:50 He kinda sounds like Andy Bernard

  • @oisin25
    @oisin25 5 років тому +29

    Shocked the guy in the pink shirt "doesn't know his nuts". He knows everything else.
    Also if he doesn't know his own nuts he is in trouble. I had to go there.

  • @jbennie65
    @jbennie65 5 років тому +19

    I think 30 of the 50 people (in all these videos) must be asked to ham it up as dumb as the can. Otherwise I'm afraid for the future.

  • @retrogaming4911
    @retrogaming4911 4 роки тому +2

    LOL, the guy using a mortar and pestle. 3:50

  • @thedoctorplague3208
    @thedoctorplague3208 5 років тому +15

    1940: in 2019 there are going to be flying cars
    2019: *guy smelling his nuts for the first time*

  • @petarc8152
    @petarc8152 5 років тому +11

    Pistachios, chestnuts, hazelnuts, acorns and DATES. Im utterly amazed

  • @twenty-four6231
    @twenty-four6231 5 років тому +17

    _"I don't know my nuts"_
    I see someone didn't *EXPLORE*

  • @xiyan_king3172
    @xiyan_king3172 5 років тому +28

    0:07 “But Im not good with nuts” As the guy said
    Me: and i oop-

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +71

    Me: smashes walnut with a hammer*
    Also me: doesn’t know how to eat walnut

    • @geps7644
      @geps7644 5 років тому +1

      At least you know that it is a walnut and not a pistachio

    • @me4901
      @me4901 5 років тому +1

      You put it in your mouth and chew.

    • @jaelynisfeelingsweet
      @jaelynisfeelingsweet 5 років тому

      At least you didn't think it was a date

  • @OctysOFxACCT
    @OctysOFxACCT 5 років тому +8

    'Here we have three almonds' Omfg ladie have you never seen a almond before 😂😂

  • @Hannahmontanna
    @Hannahmontanna 5 років тому +4

    “You want to remove it from its shell, kind of like a shy kid in the back of the class but is actually pretty funny”

  • @fuzzyspider05
    @fuzzyspider05 5 років тому +35

    “Zombies are coming”
    Dont worry it’s only 50 sun.

  • @papapapow7352
    @papapapow7352 5 років тому +15

    1:19 Is this guy paid to break glass bowls, this isn't the only time he has done this.

  • @noahvanwyngaardt8068
    @noahvanwyngaardt8068 5 років тому +7

    “Are these pistachios?” 😂😂😂

  • @kay7155
    @kay7155 5 років тому +34

    "I don't know my nuts"
    Okay

    • @iWhisperASMR
      @iWhisperASMR 5 років тому

      This is when you learn that if you got 50 people together to look at something blue, someone would say it was red.

  • @Mysteri0usChannel
    @Mysteri0usChannel 5 років тому

    As a young boy in Germany I used to buy bags of walnuts during Christmas time, not because I liked the taste but because cracking them with my hands was just so much fun 😂

  • @missesmukta3415
    @missesmukta3415 5 років тому +4

    Why is the striped pink shirt lady so underrated? She literally got everything so far!

  • @vl8ns847
    @vl8ns847 5 років тому +18

    1:34
    *Just bang it see what-*
    **Bangs it**
    *oOokaY wOoh*

    • @jason_man
      @jason_man 5 років тому

      and then two people after that be like.
      BANG BANG BANG BANG

  • @ClaireGHasASilhouetteAvatar
    @ClaireGHasASilhouetteAvatar 5 років тому

    As someone who worked in an walnut lab, everything about this video is causing me pain.
    I love it. Please show me more people who can’t identify shelled nuts.

  • @didiask9234
    @didiask9234 5 років тому +4

    The guy that said dates 😭
    The girl that said pistachios... 🤣

  • @jichusTea
    @jichusTea 5 років тому +19

    Almond, Pistachio! .....
    WT-

  • @lirakee
    @lirakee 5 років тому +1

    I don't know why I love these so much

  • @BillPairaktaridis
    @BillPairaktaridis 5 років тому +4

    Person: "I don't know how to breathe"
    Epicurious: "We got another one!"

  • @rafikplz
    @rafikplz 5 років тому +51

    0:00 thanks epicurious im now bi-curious

    • @chewinglemons
      @chewinglemons 5 років тому +3

      Rafik someone find his instagram

  • @lordcommanderofkashmirwatc4297
    @lordcommanderofkashmirwatc4297 4 роки тому

    We use walnuts a lot in our cuisine where I come from and our chefs never use the nutcracker. A trick one chef taught me was to place the walnut on a hard base on the flat (bottom) side and whack on the pointy end with a mallet or something. What it does is that the force is distributed equally, and a vertical crack appears on non-seam sides. Then you simply pull away the shell and you get a full-brain wallnut.
    Took me a little bit of practice to adjust the force needed to whack.... But once you figure that out, works like a charm.... Every time...

  • @sllushii_
    @sllushii_ 5 років тому +5

    Sometimes I love how clueless these people are

  • @twicesthetic9443
    @twicesthetic9443 5 років тому +7

    These people make me feel like I’m Gordon Ramsey

  • @user-pc3vs3bd4j
    @user-pc3vs3bd4j 5 років тому +1

    1. Just crack them against each other
    2. Use your hand
    3. Get into crack and pull

  • @jasonzheng4893
    @jasonzheng4893 5 років тому +7

    UA-cam will recommend this video to everyone in the world in 2856

    • @jhtang5441
      @jhtang5441 5 років тому +1

      Im sure by then, the world would be unified under a tyranical dictatorship censoring media as a whole.