@@jotomato same man We used to have buff gay bodybuilders who looked like they could lift construction equipment with 1 hand and now we have part 8 sticks whose stands look somehow even thinner than the stand master
@@justanenglishcommentpassin644 thank my jobro, not so many ppl notice my about page or check but i left there anways just for those who aren't in the fandom and don't know sh*t about it and happend to see my comment
The fact that the upcoming event in 1.4 is called "Battle Tendency" Update: The 1.4 event was previously translated to Battle Tendency (according to leakers) but it might change because of the weird translations from mandarin to english
Travellers bizzare adventure part 1:blighted blood Part 2: contractual tendencies Part 3: crusaders of eternity Part 4: wisdom is unbreakable Part 5: golden justice Part 6: ocean of war Part 7: divine gnosis hunt Part 8: dreaming of dreams Part 9: freedom of the divine
![Who gave Klee a grenade Launcher?! - Ranked Daycare [Genshin HoYoFair]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qERE4q0WoY8/mqdefault.jpg)
He's so skinny it's so weird to see stick arms instead of literal nineceps when it's Joseph's part
LMAO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
a
Tbf by the end of the last season they became stickcepts compared to the first seasons ninecepts
I missed the old art style
@@jotomato same man
We used to have buff gay bodybuilders who looked like they could lift construction equipment with 1 hand and now we have part 8 sticks whose stands look somehow even thinner than the stand master
Kaeya: YOU UTTER FOOL! MONDSTADT SCIENCE IS BEST IN THE WORLD!
Sekai ichi!
Hold up i just remembered that Mondstadt is based off of Germany 🤣
Bbrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaakaaaamoonooooooogaaaaaaaa!!!!!?
SpeeedduwaaaggooOONNNNnnn.
Mondstat Alchemy
So you're telling us that lisa lisa bath scene with lisa is possible?
Genius.
*NIICCCEEEE*
@@justanenglishcommentpassin644 we've meet again
@@jtarokujo6462 I really love your profile description, i see you're true jojo fan. Big respect
@@justanenglishcommentpassin644 thank my jobro, not so many ppl notice my about page or check but i left there anways just for those who aren't in the fandom and don't know sh*t about it and happend to see my comment
Ganyu:"Xiao!! This is my last adeptus energy!! TAKE IIIIIIT!! "
ningguang:"ganyu..."
Xiao:"GANYUUUUU"
*started crying*
Caesar: *was crushed under a rock*
Ganyu: *was crushed by her overtime hours and responsibilities*
Ganyu getting crushed by the weight of society
Also crushed by qiqi
@@christopherjokes E H?
@@cluelesslyplaying4684 idk ehy when i read your comment i read it and that cinematically played in my head
@Dntldhkzk she was crushed by a rich rock person
"kaeya is a nazi" was NOT the take I was expecting
I mean I kinda makes sense in a way cause he’s from khaenri’ah which is pretty much nazi Germany from what I’m seeing
@@theweedeater1842 well monstadt is Germany , that other land which I won’t try type is a free land under no archon , basically jus no mans land
@@noahhkun5097 I don't know why it feels like it would have some american feel in it
@@theweedeater1842 bruh
@@anadaere6861 They're only doing ancient civilizations.
Nobody:
Kaeya: [INSERT ANGRY GERMAN NOICES HERE]
MONDSTADT SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
Shouldn’t that be Albedo?
@@kripdom7778 sounds accourate, but there was Kaeya in his place
@@akaikolr4297 Albedo might live in Mondstadt, but he doesn't come from Mond, so Kaeya was the only choice
@@nymphaquermusic oh, alright
Honestly as a jojo fan and a genshin player this is amazing
Lol, pedo😂
Honestly as a jojo fan and a genshin hater this is amazing
This is the most Xiao has ever smiled in centuries.
Ikr, it was really cool
@@walkover-cc1dm Great, Now U Ruined The Meme Of 1.7k Likes And No Replies And Made Me Ruin The Meme Of 1.7k Likes And 1 Comment
Well, until Ganyu dies
So Xiao is a Jojo fan
i lost braincells reading that
You can change ganyu with another yaksha and we get xiao's adventure while he was young and still full of dream
Maybe pervases...
thats for part 3 openings
@@eesernphuah3601 yaksha crusaders
Good argument, pervases is perfect
oh my
waiting for genshin crusaders and primogem is unbreakable.
Lol watch this . But it not genshin
ua-cam.com/video/uYomjYu7-eQ/v-deo.html
@@noriakikun6655 your opinion is trash :)
"Primogem is unobtainable"
@@noriakikun6655 hating jojo is jojo refrence
我がカーンルイアの科学力は世界一ィィィィーーーーッ！
出来んことはないッ！！
(天理撃破)
Zhongli: Wakey Wakey! Its time for school, cmon man...
Xiao: *Wtf was that dream????*
then he realizes he is in the opening of diamonds are unbreakable
@@arcdraconis9579 Um this is Battle Tendency not Diamond is Unbreakable
@@reimisugimoto3617 I was referring to the comment itself that mentions "it's time for school"
@@arcdraconis9579 Ah ok
Does this mean that Zhongli is Xiao's dad
Xiao waking up: "Those memories, so dark..."
Your next line is... "Once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it"!
Once the snow is thick enough, we can eat i- NANI?!!!
Once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it
@@majjo8950 not at all? zhongli is his superior and i dont see why zhongli would force people to eat snow
@@majjo8950 Would explain the Karma accumulation.
yellow snow
Hilichurl: we are people from the column
So you're telling me that ganyu's gonna die?
no no no NO
YES YES YES YES
Ganyuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, at least I expect a really good opera song.
Zhongli’s meteor
GAAAANYUUUUUU
Everybody gangsta till Kaeya start doing the na- *German Soldier* posture
BRAKA MONOGA
nice reference
Hail favonius
Well.. nazi is better since calling it a german soldier pose would make it seem like all german soldiers are nazis lol
U FOOL, THE MONDSTADT VINE IS THE BEST.
-Kaeya
Jojo is written as "jiaojiao" in chinese, which sounds extremely similar to "xiao xiao". So that's where the joke came from if you're curious
Isn’t it Qiao Qiao？
@@paper3993 oh wait you're right
really? I thought it was the aggressive edgy anime character stereotype combined with one of the most well known animes for the memes
@@paper3993 yea, 乔乔
@@cobaltordinaire5219 Except the Jojo this opening is associated to isn't similar to Xiao in the slightest. So it's probably just for the pun.
Imagine meeting some hilichurls in genshin and they start doing menacing poses whith badass music in the background
The part where ganyu was crushed by an giant Qiqi is so heartbreaking
Cocogoat shall perish- Qiqi
*by a giant QiQi, and not as heartbreaking as ceasar
Qiqi: Squish the Cocogoat to get the cocomilk
Where is this lmao
@@abyssh37l35 bro it was a joke
Kaeya: *salutes*
You utter foool, mondstadt science is the world finest!!!
Seeing as how Mondstadt is in fact based off of medieval Germany, you're actually not that far off
BRRRRAKA MONOGAAAAAA, MONSTADTO NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!!
@@Alex-pl8ii Mondo*
Says the Calvary Captain with no cavalry
I mean, I'm not so sure of that one Chief. Since Khaenri'ah used to be the best. Then Sumeru so Mondstadt has to compete with Sumeru I suppose.
Since the original is already CGI, it looks nice with other 3D character.
The only thing that off is the cgaracter proportion, it's weird because this is a clear contrast to the original
And then Paimon became the first emergency food Mayor in America
Joseph: CAEEEEEEESAAAAAR!!!!
Xiao: COCO GOOOOOOOOOAT!!!!
I can't stop laughing when I see your comments 😂
MIIILLKKKKK
"Smiling Xiao isn't real, he can't make your day better"
Smiling Xiao:
The hands reaching for the primo are just f2p souls who never got their character
:(
😕
:/ i just waitin for venti banner
Me, who magicaly got Xiao after a 10 and 3 single pulls: Actually I want Klee-
I HAVE GOD AND PITY ON MY SIDE
Отлично, теперь нужна версия с кавером Романа Донского
Вот он, человек высокой культуры)
XaioXaio's Bizzare Adventure.
Damn it.
more like genshin bizzare impact
@@jtarokujo6462 loved your profile descripition
@@fadejojocomfotodeonepiece1758 ayyy, thx dude
It would be like XiXi's bizzare adventure, wait does that mean Qiqi is a jojo?
@@kaitlynyaa Ik but normally is JOnathan JOestar, JOseph JOestar
The Pillachurls are amazing.
xD
Ulf was the best
They are the strongest ultimate churls
Unusual pillachurl was hilarious
Lmao
Why in God's name is this so fucking well animated
If aot fans says this has better cgi than aot s4 im going to mald
But it is great for a fan creation
@@lies_v1 Eh the season 4 op is alright. But this is based on the godlike part 2 op of JoJo so I mean there's not a lot that can beat it.
Made by mihuyo itself
Damn 666th like...
@@Quint_69 what do you mean dude aot S4 op is worse than Chase
Venti: DIVINE WINDSTORM-
The fact that the upcoming event in 1.4 is called "Battle Tendency"
Update: The 1.4 event was previously translated to Battle Tendency (according to leakers) but it might change because of the weird translations from mandarin to english
wait WHAT
yo what where did you hear that
trumpets intensify
time to use my charachters with jojo voice actors and references, im almost done with my collection, i just need zhongli, and im done
nah fam,they'd probably change it for copyright issues cuz i've seen other jojo references got removed too
"Rare footage of the archon war"
Such a terrible war
Kaeya Alberich never saw Xiao again, in 2500 BP he died as a proud Knight of Favonius fighting in the surrounding of Mondstadt
@@drunks1nner298 BP? Is that Before Pucci? Lmao
@@broom_404 before paimon
@@iju5937 before the fire nation attacked
@@drunks1nner298 Ningguang revealed he was Xiao's mother, Xinyan or Amber died, and Paimon becomes a governor
Ganyu: XIAO! THAT IS MY LAST COCOGOAT MILK! TAKE IT!
Xiao: GANYUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
QiQi in background: its free real cocogoat milk
So you mean the drunk venti we always know is an honorable warrior just like Wamuu?
@@elaina2047 yeap
@@elaina2047 Wamuu is just a drunk but nobody knows it because his alcohol has been misplaced for centuries
Xiao: *Is the same type as Xar Tarinam*
Wamuu is qiqi
Ganyu is Cesar:😁
Ganyu is Cesar:💀
Wouldn’t it be weird if Xiao just wears Ganyu’s horn like how Joseph wore Ceasar’s bandanna?
doesnt xiaos mask have horns that may be ganyus horn after she died lol
@@lonpeng killed by venti...
_The Tusk intensifies_
He's gonna wear ganyu stockings
he's gunna wear ganyu's cocogoat bell
It makes sense Diluc would be Speed Wagon being rich and all.
he giorno his jp va is giorno giovanna
@@plebnoodle6223 diluc's bizarre adventure: fuoco aureo
I think he would be in Golden Wind with Kaeya reincarnated as a tetraphobic gunman feeding his soul tuscan salami.
*Sees Ganyu get slapped by electro cube and died*
Xiao: GANNYUUUUUUU! 😭
SHIIIZZZAAAA
*Intense Italian crying*
Anemo cube? You know, wamuu air
Xiao also dies because he can't break the small electro cubes to kill the Elector Hyphostasis
*insert manly tears*
Travellers bizzare adventure part 1:blighted blood
Part 2: contractual tendencies
Part 3: crusaders of eternity
Part 4: wisdom is unbreakable
Part 5: golden justice
Part 6: ocean of war
Part 7: divine gnosis hunt
Part 8: dreaming of dreams
Part 9: freedom of the divine
Part 7: Cryo Vision Run
Part 8:Travelgelion
Part 9:Travelerlands
0:46 f2p players in a nutshell
DONT CALL US OUT GOD DAMMIT
;-;
Pretty much 🤷🤷🤷
I feel exposed
RUN AWAY
me: **sees ganyu instead of shiza**
me: **traumatic flasbacks to part 2**
GAAAAANYUUUUUUUU!!
Ganyu : xiao take this my last qilin pearl use it to swirl...
*Sad chinese music intensifies*
Xiao:GANYUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
@@adamjackson4340 Imma do that when my ganyu dies in battle
@@OttoTheJebediah she's a vegan, so you can't even revive her with egg or any food lol
@@lurker_san416 *Xue hua piao piao intensifies*
Idk which is more cursed; an aggressive-looking Ganyu, or an ecstatic Xiao.
ikr
preferable to acting like Kirito
What about nazi saluting kaeya
@@Anreii Kaeya's from Monstadt, and Monstadt's based off of Germany, so it's not too inaccurate.
@@seminark _but... but he's nazi saluting-_
Xiao with Joseph's personality would be the most cursed thing to exist.
Seeing paimon as smokey is the best thing ever
lmao
*NIGERUNDAYO PAIMON!*
Wait. So Does This Mean Paimon Becomes The Mayor?
@@Supereme_Cringe OH GOD-
@@Supereme_Cringe Paimon becomes Obama confirmed
miHoYo :*doesn't make an anime for genshin impact*
The fandom: Fine i'll do it myself...
Expecting anime before we even finish prologue bruh. They might do some side cooking show like for Honkai
@Action!Sof Wait, so that's what really happened(?
Do you have the source?
at least they're making manga
@@vq_qr3 i only read the manga to see diluc actually smiling and also leaks for new characters like ill dottore
@@ec2552 collei too C:
ay I was expecting a crappy meme made with pngs but this is actually incredibly well animated
Same
Thats the power of YanLihua for you lol
High quality shitposts
Ikr lol
Tho im not really happy with models I still see a bunch of hard work put into this!
feels like a lost not making Ning do exactly “that” Lisa seen
Xiao using burst: "I reject my humanity!!"
I REJECT MY ADEPTUSITY, TRAVELER!
Orewa ningen wo yameyozo jojo
More like orewa ningen wo yameozo tabibito
Nero in dmc
Devil triggered
Insert turning white yaksha ashura black angel azazel:"I still accept my humanity"
@@kira_yoshikage4566 I hate how I read that as Adeptussy and I want to die
1:08 even the words at the back have changed to “Genshin Bizarre adventure”
Crazy attention to detail
the start says xiao xiao too
Genshin Bizarre adventure: Adeptus tendency
the detail omg
*"Tell him he did an exellent job, Johnny!"*
Tell him yourself.
@@unwantedmacguffin5611 You did an exellent job !
Aren't we looking for the same path?
@@inceptionova3006 🙌 ayy
@@unwantedmacguffin5611 Eat the finest cuisine, saint! Stay on your horse!
Man the work you did on this is just priceless !! Amazing !! Great job omg !
Seeing Xiao smile is cursed 😳 he's purely tsundere
It's because ganyu was alive😔
He's more of a yandere tbh
@@obiwankenobi8033 i hope you’re joking-
@@obiwankenobi8033 kuudere?
@@szour yeah that could work too
If you blink you'll miss 10 hours of editing
MY EYES ARE DRY NOW CAN I BLINK ?!!!
@@epicgamer_985
*crunches*
And animations
JoJo: primogemes adventure
Xiao*
Xiao's Karma Adventure: Battle Primogems
If There's Part 1- 8 Then It Would Be
Traveller's Harem Adventure
Primogems undfindable
@@heiligekuhdasisteinesehrpo1766
Beautiful
This parody is a war crime.
Rest in Peace Ganyu
Xiao: GANYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GANYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Girlfriend idk but i ship ganyu and xiao
@@fitrinursanti5316 feel free to ship any one you want, I ship it as well-
@@Lemoney_mango yeah IM ship aether x amber and keqing
its crazy how talented Genshin Impact fanbase is
Amateurs
@ true
Your next line will be: "This a fucking god level of edition"
This is a god level of edi- NANI ?!
This is a fucking god level of edi- NANI?!
You May Have Outsmarted me But I OutSmarted ur Outsmarting
And
Your Next Line Is "Bruh"
@@jieeyoo Bru... NANI?!?!
This is a Unknown Goddess level of a mmd
This is a fucking god of level of edition
Huh?!
The amount of times Ciao smiled in this is illegal
Ah yes, the holy primogem that give the mask of infinity wishes
i want that mask.
Seems cool
It gives the ability to switch to any character and their move sets.
Razor with his stand: im just that one quiet guy.
If you think about it, Razor’s outfit looks kinda similar to Risotto’s. And Risotto’s stand.
*Metallica’s Ability basically make metal, and that includes razor*
@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm7553 never thought about it, now i cant unsee it- they have capes, silver hair, red eyes, and no shirt
Razor is obviously jotaro stupid
Razor has to wait for part 3
One of the best Genshin MMDs I've seen. More people need to see this.
I've seen this more than 400 times
One of the best MMDs I've seen, period. Movements are so fluid.
true
there are others?
when the creator is a big fan of jojo
So apparently:
Ganyu is DEAD
Ningguang is Xiao's mom
Hilichurls are sexy Aztec gods
also Kaeya is an advocate for German engineering lol
Lol I just noticed
Those Hilichurls are gonna make me act up
dont forget nazi kaeya
Ningguang is Xiao’s mom because of marriage into the family
Zhongli is Johnathan
Klee is Jolyne
And Bennett is Girono
I would be surprised if they use Diluc for Part 5 opening.
Same va
My name is diluc the bartender and i have a dream
I, Diluc Ragnvindr, have a dream
We also cant forget about Kaeya
Either 5 or 3 one of the two. Although Razor would also fit part 3
XIAO, Take My Last Primgems!!!!
Ganyu!!!!!
Basically after Ganyu banner
Alright, like a random yt vid I found on the internet once said:
"Jojo, it's time to gogo."
Ganyu: I am archer ,archer fights without bow and arrow.
Emiya: True
Childe agrees.
"Just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right!"
"the archer class sure is made out of archers"
The rest of Fate/ archers: yea
@Action!Sof funnily enough if you keep holding ganyu's charge atk it kinda resembles rho aias
It's funny before I watched this an ad for Genshin impact
No mames
Same
I got an ad for honkai impact
i got an ad for jake from state farm
Same
I've never seen Xiao smile THIS much.
i just love the implications of this video
like Ningguang being Xiao's mom
Ganyu's Banner Ended.....
"GAAAANNYYYYIIIUUUUUUU!1!1!1!!!"
Nobody:
Kaeya: *hitler greeting*
Brakamonoga
Mondstadt's knights are at its finest
hello fellow S4 Eren pfp.
You Utter fool monstadt alchemist is the world finest
BRAKA MONAGA!
THAT MADE ME WHEEZE SO HARD-
IMAGINE IF DILUC WAS THERE XD
So this is the weird fanfic Xiao was mentioning
Yes
As long as diavolo died in it it’s canon
This isn’t weird. *This is Masterpiece*
I love how all of the characters have less than a third of Joseph’s body mass
Wait so if this is like JoJo, Ningguang would be Xiaos mom. LMFAO.
I feel like she's everyone's mom
that would make Beidou the cool aunt-in-law, perfection
And Zhongli would be the dad
@@saulgoodman7966 okaa-san
@@sandeepanbhowmik5596 genshin impact : phantom wind
Zhongli and childe
Childe : I HAVE ABANDONED MY MORA ZHONGLI
Your next line is: *Xiao is my new favorite genshin character*
Damn thats a ton of likes (:0 - 0)
Underrated comment
Xiao is my favorite genshin charachte... NANI
Actually true but it's so cursed seeing him smile like Joseph
@@healingflower717 cursed
He's always been my favourite character...This just enhances that feeling because this was my favourite JOJO opening.
is Ganyu gonna die by being crushed with a pillar...........GANYUUUUUUUU
No she’s gonna get crushed by Qiqi
@@Fullmetal_Gacha Qiqi: You were a great milk.........and a brave cocogoat...
Damn Geo Hypostasis strikes again
YANNGUUU
Gone U
再現度ほんとスゴイ
大好き
Xio xio’s bizarre adventure: yaksha tendency
Spoiler: Ganyu gets cruched by a falling Dragonspine ice
Or Zongli’s meteor
haha
COCO GOOAAAAAAAAATTT!!!!!
@@smugbedo812 in the manga, she gets crushed by Zhongli's pillar... Idk why they changed it in the anime tho
@@harrizhakimi2578 by his Zongdong
"I wasn't expecting the Knights of Favonius to show up."
every second i watch this my skin slowly turns into one big scab
"Bizarre impact" really does sound like a name for a jojo part.
It’s unnerving to see the Embodiments of PTSD and Identity Disorder smiling so wryly here
Why must you use the word "wryly" now the only thing I can think is "WRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Klee: Killer Queen! That is what I've named it
Jean: Ayo wtf
So part 4 Mc is Zhong Li with Razor as the main support and Klee as the main antagonist?
Klee Queen daisan no bakudan BITES ZA DUSTO
@@just_ardhi9455 then You Go Bacl 1 Hour In solitary Confinement Xd
Kira except he doesn’t wish for a quiet life:
Killer Queen has touched your desk, Jean
Imagine watching jojo and this opening awaits you
0:46 literally me, a f2p, when I see primogems in events
so you would do anything just for 1 primogem?
@@KrochChopz better than 0
@@Unknown-mf7wh yep definitely better than 0
@@KrochChopz totally better than 0
@Random Guy primogem is primogem
This is the most expressions I’ve seen from Xiao so far 😭
Xiao as Joseph is kinda cursed, but maybe as Jotaro... he'd fit better... Xiaotaro Kujo
This intro stuck me as a little bizzare
I am going to dad jail for these terrible puns Lmao
Xiao: YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! LEMNISCATIC WIND CYCLING ATTACK!
It’s the perfect offense and defense. No one has ever been able to successfully block it
wait who's Dio
@@hellobye-ju2yh Venti
Ok, this is cool and all but, wheres the sequel? Xiao’s Bizzare Adventure: Stardust Cusaders?
Razor's Bizzare Adventure?
I want Crazy Noisy Bizarre Monstat.
@@mr.randomguys7629 part 4: primogem is unbreakable
@@pete5423 primogem
Xiao’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Geo Is Unbreakable
**Ganyu being splat under huge boulder**
**sudden PTSD SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAA moment**
Xiao : GANYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
**Ning Ning cry on the background**
Ningguang holds a smoking pipe idel animation...
wait...
@@dragonnf5255 oh no
Pain
Zhongli and speedwagon have the same voice actor
Unironically one of the coolest things I've seen in a while
Me making a sandwich when class starts in 5 minutes:
Damn,this is a masterpiece
Kaeya be like: i am german now
matabang bola ng karne
I mean, monstadt is supposed to be made after Germany. So it kinda makes sense
BRRRAAAKAMONOGAAAAA!!!
MONDSTADT'S ALCHEMY IS THE BEST IN TEYVAT
Masterpiece at ruining good songs.
Man they shouldve saved the teyvat fried egg for ganyu
We need to wait 3 seasons to use one again