I remember watching a video of someone testing the slowest speed in Minecraft where he would crouch, block with sword, move through cobwebs, move over soul sand that is on top of ice. Took him nearly 8 seconds to move a single pixel on the blocks
@@BeastViper007 although sloths can hold their breaths for 40 minutes, that isn't exactly going to save them from a crocodile or whatever happens to be living in the river they just fell into.
I remember my father told me he had a computer with a game, and it took so long to load, that 1: He didn't want to play it when he could 2: the reason why was because he could leave the game loading and go for a 45 minute catechism lesson and then come back to see it still loading
i would leave my other computer loading roblox and do something else for 2 hours and it still wouldn't be loaded also that other computer is newer than my main
I have once opened a game and just waited for it to load the whole day. it loaded when my father came back (it was his computer) even my mother interceded and told him to let us play it because we waited whole day for it lol
i remember spending like 5 hours trying to transport like 2 villagers from my old base to my new base like 6000 blocks away and at the 5900 mark, both villagers died from a creeper explosion
Yeah! Back with the effortless yet somewhat entertaining content that you provide to us everyday. (I have no problem with this channel in fact every video is original I only hate the clones.)
Funny. I actually moved a villager to my base some days ago. Took me about 45 minutes IT were 800 blocks west/East i had, to move & 500 blocks soutg/north
For me the worst time past’s isn’t Mondays, but my science classes. The teacher got like a Time stone or something 1 minute in science feels like an hour
If there was one more example you should have put ice, then spiderwebs, then crouch walked with a shield. It's the slowest you can go in minecraft without stopping
The true slowest living being in the world is Amoeba Proteus, a giant (as giant as Protists go, or about half a millimeter) single-cell organism that moves by extending and retracting it's own body.
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I remember watching a video of someone testing the slowest speed in Minecraft where he would crouch, block with sword, move through cobwebs, move over soul sand that is on top of ice. Took him nearly 8 seconds to move a single pixel on the blocks
but what about the turtle master potion
@@galaxi6585 that wasn’t around when there was sword blocking
@@galaxi6585 Yeah there wasn't in 1.7
@@galaxi6585 i think that would completely stop the player?
@@0xBlez 1.8 has sword blocking
You forgot to add my brain during social interactions.
Really didn't expect to see you commenting on these weirdly entertaining videos lol
Odd to see you of all people here
@Don't read profile photo ok
Dumped charisma, eh.
@@TheLegitMind weirdly?
“Hey villager, mind coming to my sick base?”
Villager: “no
👙
@@uniquepool8860 why
@@uniquepool8860 🤡
@Don't read profile photo *don't read this comment*
@Don't read profile photo L
I thought the that Monday was the funniest one. Also, I think the slowest thing ever is loading into Ark: Survival Evolved on my internet.
Ayo 😳
I'm pretty sure its loading into GTA online for everyone lol
@@gozzilla177 I can confirm that is true
Today isn't Monday it's Friday .
@@FRAGGERYT Depends on your timezone lol
I was tempted to say that internet explorer should be the slowest, but I have also "pricked myself to death" while trying to move villagers 😂
the internet explorer is actually pretty fast it goes like sprint jump in ice with speed 2
technically it is, it didnt finish in this video.
@@godlike3605 ONLY IN VERSIONS 1.1.1
@@godlike3605 i ocmmented that 22 minutes ago. time is a literal rocekt
😀SIM
Fun fact: turtles can run extremely fast but the reason they don't around us is because they don't feel pressured
Even sloths are expert swimmers. They're fast enough in water.
are turtles way faster compared to how slow we think they are, or are they just extremely fast
@@BeastViper007 although sloths can hold their breaths for 40 minutes, that isn't exactly going to save them from a crocodile or whatever happens to be living in the river they just fell into.
@@ethanchen1266 they don't go in water where there are crocs. The swim in tropical island water where there is no water danger.
@@BeastViper007 but under the assumption that they fall in, their gonna die
*Slowest thing: My Internet when i'm about to win a match in a shooting game.*
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@Twitter User OK but your name is everything
STOP HAUNTING ME
@Twitter User nope
@Twitter User ratio
I remember my father told me he had a computer with a game, and it took so long to load, that
1: He didn't want to play it when he could
2: the reason why was because he could leave the game loading and go for a 45 minute catechism lesson and then come back to see it still loading
damn
reminds me of modded rimworld
i would leave my other computer loading roblox and do something else for 2 hours and it still wouldn't be loaded
also that other computer is newer than my main
@@partitionhlepwhat computer do you have? a raspberry pi??
I have once opened a game and just waited for it to load the whole day. it loaded when my father came back (it was his computer) even my mother interceded and told him to let us play it because we waited whole day for it lol
The slowest thing ever is the basketball timer in cartoons.
And it just so happens to hit 0 once the main character scores
To me the slowest thing of the world is your chance to dodge an slipper
YES WE NEEDED THAT IN THE VID
Slowest thing in the universe: villains in cartoon when they can kill the main characters, and talks too much giving them plot armour
@Twitter User ok then if you hate alexa then leave his videos comments section
@Twitter User you don't have any content and no subscribers, alexa beats you in every aspect on youtube
@Twitter User nope nope NOPE
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The slowest thing is waiting when your mom meets her friend from school in the mall
I had my aunt talk for an actual 3 hours
No, it's when she makes you wait in the checkout line with stuff while she goes to get another thing.
Bro u all r just spittin fax
i remember spending like 5 hours trying to transport like 2 villagers from my old base to my new base like 6000 blocks away and at the 5900 mark, both villagers died from a creeper explosion
i feel bad dude oof
I like the ending where they've entirely given up on making it believable.
The slowest thing in the universe is the npc's that you have to follow in games
Lydia, Serana and any other skyrim follower.
The slowest thing ever is my dad with the milk.
He went to the nearest galaxy to get milk, problem is space expands faster than the speed of light.
The slowest thing ever is when you are waiting for something to load in blender
you forget the slowest thing is collecting all the dominos after playing it
who tf plays dominos
@@banana13775 people who like to do that…?
uno cards*
@@banana13775 me
As a domino builder, i agree
Nah, I think it's how fast it takes to process my grandparents jokes
Who is this music?
Dude computers at my school are godly, they runs so fast
I like how the school computer is literally painfully slow
Not only that but the webs are inconsistent.
Bruh mine is so good
You forgot about how slow it feels to smelt a large amount of blocks or food or something.
00:40 My biological instinct refuses to let me walk through this thing
0:29 thats about right we had ours "fixed" 7 times and it still takes like 20 to 30 minutes to start the damn thing and open the program
0:39 *garfield be like: ugh..Mondays*
Bomb timers 1 secs left, suddenly everything so slow.......
Schools internet literally is painfully slow.
Yeah! Back with the effortless yet somewhat entertaining content that you provide to us everyday. (I have no problem with this channel in fact every video is original I only hate the clones.)
tbh turtles are the definition of the speed of light compared to moving villagers to your villager farm or mondays
As a person who likes turtles I can confirm this is true
I guess you could say the school computer and moving villagers are both…
*painfully slow*
The last two had me dead 😂
moving villagers to my base be like: 💀
Dying is the fastest way to travel.
Living is the slowest.
Logic only within Minecraft.
I love the computer at school and the search engine one! Totally relatable!
منو فالو کن منم فالوت میکنم.
Computers at school being so slow they hurt you is very accurate.
I like how the visuals match too lol
I think my dad coming back with the milk is even slower
Now I can believe that a turtle is very fast
0:40 when you watch it on a Monday
... dad coming home with the milk is the slowest
untrue: dad doesnt even come home with the milk! even after infinite years!
the slowest thing in this platform is youtube bringing back the dislikes count
My internet literally stopped working when you went in the bomb timer in movies.
when my friend says he’ll be back in “5 minutes”
Still faster than my internet speed.
Me: moving villagers to my bed
That one cactus:
Sloth : thanks for giving company😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought "Homework" was going to be in this video
This is the most truth full video ever
The movie one is relatable. Mondays are relatable too
you need to fly into cobwebs with your Elytra, even slower.
Monday is more like computer loading at school when the whole class is getting onto one link
The slowest thing in the world is we do homework at monday.. just thinking.. not writing 😂
The mondays one is super accurate
The last one should be how long it takes your dad to bring back the milk
Moving Villager to my Base:
Pain
Slowest thing ever: my brain during exams
And also for dinner to be ready when I live with someone who gets hangry
Alexa: (slowly walks everywhere)
me: (goes around all of them)
Alexa: WAIT, THATS ILLEGAL
Bomb timers be like
I'm not ticking til he starts moving faster
The slowest game loading I’ve seen is genshin 👀
Computer at school??? That's a funny way to spell computers at home
lol Monday is SOOOO funny!! Keep it up!! I luv ur content!!
Alexa, youre really spittin' facts here 🤣
The longest thing on earth is flashbacks from a anime charackter
computer at school runs faster than THE AIR
Funny. I actually moved a villager to my base some days ago. Took me about 45 minutes
IT were 800 blocks west/East i had, to move
& 500 blocks soutg/north
Turtle are surprisingly fast tbh. School teaches you that they move slowly like sloths but those fuckers can run 😂
New years eve: 2 hrs remaining **20 years later** 1 hour 59 minutes remaining
Computers in my school are 5x faster than my pc.
My school computers are actually fast but i go to a public school lol
That villager one hit me.
For me the worst time past’s isn’t Mondays, but my science classes. The teacher got like a Time stone or something 1 minute in science feels like an hour
You missed : *Brain when crush says hi.*
My pc should be the slowest because it can't even take the load of the operating system
I think school computer represents dying before it actually opens
Sometimes having long Mondays is a good thing
You forgot moms meeting their friends in a mall
The last one thats a perfect representation
0:24
Dio: monologs for 5 minutws
Also Dio: 5 seconds have passed
Hotel wifi is so slow it didn't even load into the video
Internet exploler is slower than a turtle..
I'd say the slowest thing is my computer loading a minecraft modpack
If you scare a turtle it goes really fast
0:32 i have never seen a computer as good as my school computer
If there was one more example you should have put ice, then spiderwebs, then crouch walked with a shield. It's the slowest you can go in minecraft without stopping
Turtles are fast in minecraft!
Unless they are on sand
Slowest thing in the world:
My Wifi
The actual slowest thing in the universe: My mother’s lectures.
This channel its soooo fun hahaha. New sub♥️
Finding a date=
Instantly dies
😢
Mondays go fast for me just bcoz i like monday...
The true slowest living being in the world is Amoeba Proteus, a giant (as giant as Protists go, or about half a millimeter) single-cell organism that moves by extending and retracting it's own body.
The computers at school are painful
the slowest thing loading is call of duty when your signed up
You should add taking frogs to my base
One day on Mercury lasts 1408 hours, exactly as a Monday on Earth...
One day on Mercury lasts almost 2 months 💀
Monday is actully the fastest day for me
you forgot the Moms that says they're almost finished preparing
you forgot to add the speed of me when doing mathematics
Is it just me or does this sound like adventure capitalist?