Tom Rhodes - The Shangri-La - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • Tom Rhodes's hard-partying lifestyle reaches its nadir after a Fatboy Slim concert in Hong Kong.
    Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: www.cc.com/show...
    Follow Tom Rhodes on Twitter: / _tomrhodes

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +2

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  • @thecheesewizard
    @thecheesewizard 6 років тому +44

    Anyone else skip the whole intro skit every time just to hear the comedy?

    • @tiffanyhawthorne2687
      @tiffanyhawthorne2687 Рік тому

      Every time lol

    • @turtleinashirt
      @turtleinashirt Рік тому +2

      Only after Ari stopped hosting. Roy Wood Jr intros are boring and lame. Ari Shaffir intros are dynamic, interesting and tell a story.

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 3 роки тому +12

    Tom Rhodes. Definitely one of the most underrated comedians

  • @mKAYEme
    @mKAYEme 6 років тому +60

    My guys sounds like grown up Bobby Hill! Lol

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 5 років тому

      He's trying to sound like Matthew McConaughey

    • @timsiudzinski5635
      @timsiudzinski5635 5 років тому

      Nahh he’s Cotton Hill

  • @AtilioEscobar
    @AtilioEscobar 6 років тому +5

    Dudes voice is awesome.

  • @error404blah
    @error404blah 6 років тому +189

    That's 6 minutes and 12 seconds I'll never get back...

    • @TheShredworthy
      @TheShredworthy 5 років тому +3

      So might as well spend some more time complaining.

    • @Steveuploads
      @Steveuploads 5 років тому

      sucksqueezebangblow I got out at 5:04

    • @tylergarza8695
      @tylergarza8695 5 років тому

      Well it's a good thing you didn't pay for it.

  • @TauronB2G
    @TauronB2G 6 років тому +5

    I stayed at the Shangri La Hotel in Hong Kong. That was the best part of this story. The place is really freakin nice.

  • @bongboylikesbongs
    @bongboylikesbongs 3 роки тому +5

    This show is literally an AA meeting

  • @joeburns5814
    @joeburns5814 6 років тому +9

    He sounds like a guy you would see in GTA5 telling stories under the bridge with the homeless folks.

  • @TheSunshineGroup
    @TheSunshineGroup 6 років тому +133

    1:08 save your life
    Edit: nvm just don't watch the video at all

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 6 років тому

      The Sunshine Group seriously.. the intro even sucks.

  • @forgottenalex
    @forgottenalex 3 роки тому +2

    So many comedians always joke about the bad side of marriage, but so little ever joke about the freedom of not having to give a shit about judgement given when being in a good relationship

  • @plainjane8870
    @plainjane8870 4 роки тому +4

    These comments prove that some commenters just jump on the bandwagon. This skit was kinda funny I like his style and the goldfish thing

  • @rantcasey498
    @rantcasey498 6 років тому +10

    Let's face it. The stories on here are so awesome; we've been spoiled. Dude needs to step his game up.

  • @nomeperiltubo
    @nomeperiltubo 6 років тому +119

    5 minutes of basically nothing

  • @N8tiveEdge
    @N8tiveEdge 6 років тому +1

    I feel like no one was laughing and thinking “you nasty bed shitting bastard.” Lol

  • @grizzlehatchet1
    @grizzlehatchet1 4 роки тому +2

    My man sounds ALOT like if Snaggletooth the cartoon cat was real lol

  • @jerrystepp1726
    @jerrystepp1726 2 роки тому

    Tom rose did an amazing set

  • @johnstonge5650
    @johnstonge5650 6 років тому +20

    I saw him recently in Bangkok and he was one of the most hilarious stand-ups I've ever seen. This bit doesn't do him justice. Sorry to say, not that funny this time.

    • @Steveuploads
      @Steveuploads 4 роки тому +1

      Let me guess , you've only ever seen one other stand up show , and that was Dom Irera ?

  • @villainessy
    @villainessy 5 років тому +1

    I usually check the comments first on TINH videos if they’re comics I don’t recognize. Glad I did this time lol

  • @joesmo4729
    @joesmo4729 6 років тому +32

    Ari would never let these bad story be told

  • @keithb9460
    @keithb9460 6 років тому +16

    1:03

  • @WorldlyWes
    @WorldlyWes 6 років тому +7

    I feel like im the only person who actually liked this :c

  • @wahabalrefai2455
    @wahabalrefai2455 6 років тому +2

    not as bad as most comments say

  • @N8tiveWeeb
    @N8tiveWeeb 2 роки тому

    Killer intro lol 😂😂😂

  • @Git_Bizzy
    @Git_Bizzy 2 роки тому +1

    This guy bombed so bad... he was stretching too much for these laughs.

  • @Gabriel1o1
    @Gabriel1o1 6 років тому +2

    he looks really good

  • @noahomen
    @noahomen 5 років тому +5

    the way he used to feel about cocaine that he now feels about cocaine is how i feel about cocaine

  • @spinakker14
    @spinakker14 6 років тому +3

    this story cannot compare to that of the previous seasons, or even to most of this ones. But I like his voice, it's almost like singing

  • @jaimejaviergarcia3743
    @jaimejaviergarcia3743 3 роки тому +1

    I love this one. Tom Rhodes is wild.

  • @shartsalot2663
    @shartsalot2663 6 років тому +2

    OMG pay Ari whatever he wants and give him whatever schedule he wants. Wow that sucked

  • @jongray9989
    @jongray9989 6 років тому +30

    I've watched almost all of these and this is the first one I've even bothered to check the comments section about... it seems I wasn't the only one who found himself annoyed with this theo Von Kmart knock offs lame-ass story

    • @JSGuitar80
      @JSGuitar80 5 років тому +6

      This dude's been doing comedy since Theo Von was in diapers. But, yeah, this wasn't his best performance.

  • @keylay9453
    @keylay9453 6 років тому +72

    Probably the worst one so far

  • @TheIndianMangaka
    @TheIndianMangaka 6 років тому

    Love you guys 😂

  • @chain-wallet
    @chain-wallet 6 років тому +3

    he sounds like hes doing slam poetry

  • @ongogablogian3178
    @ongogablogian3178 3 роки тому

    He sounds like Gilber. Bill Dauterives last male sibling lol

  • @rottenhead8385
    @rottenhead8385 6 років тому +1

    That was a long set up to, "they took my goldfish away!" but it got me good. He could have left it at that, I remember what they said about the fish dangit.

  • @petrovsimon
    @petrovsimon 6 років тому

    Fatboy Slim signed by headphones and took a picture with me. Good story

  • @DaBirdman1989
    @DaBirdman1989 6 років тому +3

    Gotta say this was quite disappointing. I like Tom Rhodes he's a great stand up but this wasn't a story. This was a 5 min bit at best. If you keep stuff like this up this show wont last much longer.

  • @haneefburrell4860
    @haneefburrell4860 6 років тому

    His accent fucked me up😂🤣😂🤣

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 6 років тому +1

    What is happening....

  • @redericson1993
    @redericson1993 5 років тому +1

    4:57 Is that fuckin' lady wearing overalls? I've never seen a woman look 20 years old and 8 at the same time before. Reminds me of the kids you'd see in those 90's children's movies. She was cute but she caught me off guard and in a stripper bar no-less, what the fuck?... Jesus, that was funny to look at. I kind of want to see a stripper in nothing but over-alls now just to even out the mood.
    Reminds of that guy from Bill Hicks' "Sane Man" set wearing black-out shades and a penny-shirt in a fucking night club. Anyway, how's your day going? You enjoying the show?

  • @professoroak1920
    @professoroak1920 4 роки тому +1

    if you haven't shit a bed before, you haven't partied

  • @MickeyD2012
    @MickeyD2012 6 років тому

    The punchline was good, he just kind of bombed. He seemed a little nervous.

  • @lukemarcheciel43
    @lukemarcheciel43 6 років тому +1

    If you claim "I don't do drugs anymore ! " and you expect people who never did in the first place to cheer for you. You should realy take drugs again. Yeah, we are all so proud you just started to do your job as a human being.

  • @CountDoucheula
    @CountDoucheula 6 років тому +21

    This Is Not Happening?
    More like
    This Is Not Funny

  • @FuckingFootballzzz
    @FuckingFootballzzz 6 років тому +10

    Your a legend tom dont worry about these wish they where up there doing what you do asses

  • @xburtonboardnx
    @xburtonboardnx 6 років тому

    NEXT!

  • @o.t.
    @o.t. 5 років тому

    I was really hoping they wouldn't show someone throwing up in the intro, but of course they did. This guy was attractive until he opened his mouth.

    • @msrain1235
      @msrain1235 4 роки тому

      Don't think that he's funny?

  • @oliverh.8332
    @oliverh.8332 5 років тому

    Those anti smoking ads make me want to start smoking again

  • @rickymurray
    @rickymurray 6 років тому +1

    Why is he putting on this voice? Did he search black comedian on UA-cam and just mimic what he heard

  • @holeshothunter5544
    @holeshothunter5544 5 років тому

    now THAT was a different entrance...

  • @Steveuploads
    @Steveuploads 5 років тому +4

    Why is he doing an impression of a Blackman when he’s speaking?

    • @moeskeetz5473
      @moeskeetz5473 3 роки тому

      All black men don’t speak like this you idiot 🙄

  • @TafTabTah
    @TafTabTah 5 років тому +1

    Damn people be mean in the comments

  • @danteshammer
    @danteshammer 6 років тому

    That the guy who does the voiceovers for comedy Central commercials?

    • @jasonstacy5587
      @jasonstacy5587 6 років тому

      danteshammer Nope. Kyle Kinane does the voice overs.

    • @DamTheKid
      @DamTheKid 6 років тому

      This is the guy who has trouble finding work because of how horrible he is at comedy. Not quite the same

    • @msrain1235
      @msrain1235 6 років тому

      @@DamTheKid, not a fan of Tom Rhodes?

  • @deshaundozier
    @deshaundozier 5 років тому

    He has the voice of a teenager

  • @reidyoshida9452
    @reidyoshida9452 6 років тому

    RIP Goldfish
    It sh*t-en of been there in the first place

  • @miky8788
    @miky8788 6 років тому +30

    Ari Ari Ari ah !!

  • @N-e-o1
    @N-e-o1 6 років тому +1

    Anyone else find it weird that he's talking subtly like a black dude lol

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa 4 роки тому

      i find it wierd that the only time i actually look up from reading the comment section and see this 6:08 , like "this dude seem black enough to me" i get it now and yeah it's wierd

  • @DaneDolla_
    @DaneDolla_ 4 роки тому +2

    So was it me or did he just “act black”?

    • @msrain1235
      @msrain1235 Рік тому

      Well he told me that he likes sistas. Maybe he saw one, in the audience, that he wanted to impress.

  • @DillHurley7
    @DillHurley7 4 роки тому

    Anyone else thinks he has the same accent undertone as Theo Von? The way they stretch words. Not necessarily they voice

  • @shlumpta4312
    @shlumpta4312 6 років тому

    Do more of key and peele episodes their really funny like the substitute teacher ones

  • @lordnichard
    @lordnichard 6 років тому +7

    Don't waste your time on this.

  • @SchweitzerScott
    @SchweitzerScott 3 роки тому

    The quality of the show / stories really went down after they got rid of Ari..

  • @loucypher907
    @loucypher907 6 років тому

    Something about dudes voice and delivery reminds me of mitch hedberg. Totally different styles, but they sound similar lol.

    • @bjsadeghi
      @bjsadeghi 5 років тому +1

      Justin S. They were best friends.

    • @rasarmusic1
      @rasarmusic1 4 роки тому

      Just watched a couple Mitch vids

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis 6 років тому +2

    Wtf was that?
    it was like he wrote down a random 4th grader's story and added slang to it

  • @glock2119
    @glock2119 6 років тому

    Bobby, is that you?

  • @corlfranco9371
    @corlfranco9371 6 років тому

    "uncensored"

  • @josephhickman4528
    @josephhickman4528 6 років тому

    alcohol...the only drug that makes you stupid and after hangover you look back (video help/hurts) and think where was my head?

  • @PersianWombat
    @PersianWombat 6 років тому

    Whoa what's kat williams doing in whiteface?

  • @oaasun3451
    @oaasun3451 6 років тому

    might be funny if you weren't ripping off Erik Myers!....

  • @strictlybrandnew724
    @strictlybrandnew724 6 років тому

    Good stuff 😂

  • @jimgritty7064
    @jimgritty7064 5 років тому

    I want a gold fish friend. :(

  • @hiernu3925
    @hiernu3925 6 років тому +5

    You got to have other stories than I shit ...
    something something stories. This gets boring.

    • @msrain1235
      @msrain1235 6 років тому

      I went to see him a few months ago and he said the same jokes 2 or 3 times . It was just boring and he wasn't funny to me.

  • @appleblossom1403
    @appleblossom1403 6 років тому

    this dude sounds like an older snart

  • @galileoshift8330
    @galileoshift8330 6 років тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @themusicaljunkie37
    @themusicaljunkie37 3 роки тому

    I kept getting a Mitch Hedberg knockoff vibe with this guy.... idk why... haha

  • @jasoncantrell7833
    @jasoncantrell7833 5 років тому

    What came first? The Rhodes or the Hedberg or Von or May...can’t tell

  • @falloutmule
    @falloutmule 6 років тому

    air ari

  • @jish55
    @jish55 6 років тому

    Get Christopher Titus in on this.

  • @paulconway8481
    @paulconway8481 4 роки тому

    OMG... Lose the annoying opening! So annoying!!

  • @gamingg92
    @gamingg92 6 років тому +4

    Guess it’s time to stop watching these..... :/

  • @siy8230
    @siy8230 5 років тому

    15K for an ambulance 🚑 😮

  • @chiihasagi7430
    @chiihasagi7430 6 років тому

    who even watches the intro?

  • @sune20054
    @sune20054 6 років тому

    where is key & peele

  • @RobertBaindourov
    @RobertBaindourov 5 років тому +1

    Shitting a bed is not a wasted story... BOOO THIS MAN!

  • @Veneer22
    @Veneer22 6 років тому

    I don't think this guy even believes his own accent...

  • @Steveuploads
    @Steveuploads 4 роки тому

    So bad it was good ?

  • @jordanleon7152
    @jordanleon7152 6 років тому +14

    wack

  • @jabari189684
    @jabari189684 6 років тому +2

    This was horrible

  • @RayRae559
    @RayRae559 6 років тому

    6 Fuckin Minutes?? Y'all Better Give Us A DOUBLE UPLOAD Fuckin Around With A 6 Minute Clip..

  • @coltonphillips7781
    @coltonphillips7781 5 років тому

    I like the way this guy speaks, and I enjoyed this more than most of TINH, but it's still shit because I feel he didnt actually get to his story

  • @tellemcorey2579
    @tellemcorey2579 4 роки тому

    White Mike Tyson

  • @Cozy90X
    @Cozy90X 5 років тому

    Wow you can tell that joke did not land at all. Even the story wasn't very interesting.

  • @blaneutk
    @blaneutk 6 років тому +6

    This is not even close to being in the same category as “funny” this show is on its last legs it’s a shame because it used to be good comedy but now it’s hit rock bottom. A guy saying he got locked out of his hotel room naked and saying he shit the bed on accident is not at all funny. It could be funny if this guy was a comedian but I think he needs to find a new job because I want those 6 minutes I wasted watching this train wreck back

  • @specialneedspanda
    @specialneedspanda 6 років тому +6

    ...sooooo...did this guy steal Theo Von's cadence, or Mitch Hedbergs?

    • @larrymacdougall.7944
      @larrymacdougall.7944 6 років тому +4

      Chango Blanco this dude has been doing comedy since 1984.

    • @specialneedspanda
      @specialneedspanda 6 років тому +2

      cool, so in the 24 years he's been doing comedy, he couldn't muster up a better story than the time he shit the bed...what a guy

    • @TheSeeohhdee
      @TheSeeohhdee 6 років тому +3

      Larry MacDougall. after watching this bit, it makes a lot of sense why ive never heard of him.

    • @larrymacdougall.7944
      @larrymacdougall.7944 6 років тому

      Chango Blanco he's been doing his act before Hedberg and Theo Von. If anyone stole a cadence...duh.

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 6 років тому +1

      Larry MacDougall. it is embarrassing he has been doing it for that long and thought this was a funny story.

  • @tommyamorosi4360
    @tommyamorosi4360 5 років тому

    Where is ari???

  • @annac3392
    @annac3392 6 років тому +7

    lame

  • @leviguise6411
    @leviguise6411 6 років тому

    I think he stole the story from the most boring person ever Spencer Rice

  • @johnreeder3290
    @johnreeder3290 6 років тому +2

    not funny whatsoever

  • @dunnzig
    @dunnzig 6 років тому +1

    my favorite TISN stories happen to just be stories that arent necessary funny, just the person talking and not trying to be funny. this was not one of them. wait? he WAS trying to be funny? christ.