i go to chuck e cheese on the wii and get hit on by the mouse
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- i go to chuck e cheese on the wii and get hit on by the mouse
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i have not pooped in a ball pit yet
Poofesure ok
ok
Poofesure oh
Hi
Poofesure loser
9:55 "You want me to spend 20 tickets... for a token."
Music: *Y E A H !*
That was well timed
Totally right on time
XD
It sounds like Joe Swanson getting sucked off by a vacuum cleaner
Perfect timing
The random “yeahhhhh” in the music is that dad that was forced to go to Chuck E. Cheese’s by his wife and kids for “family funtime” and got wasted.
Loolll
Wow, that's pretty accurate.
Yeah
This comment is cursed
this is oddly specific
Did that kid’s dad really just let him walk to Chuck E Cheese by himself?
Postponed abortion
I like your pfp
Did he just tell his kid to get a job when he’s in like, elementary school?
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 No it’s scheduled kidnapping
The worst parenting ever, I wouldn't even call him "Dad"
The music: *an actual decent melody*
Random dude in the game's sound design: "YEAAAAH"
Apollo Gaming low key fucking died
Shit had me rolling 😂
Lil Trump LMFAO 😂
Lmaooo
floof
“That’s probably why he’s so hefty”
My mind: *Hefty hefty hefty* 😤
When I saw the thumbnail I was, really upset
Hefty chonk
" _wimpy, wimpy, wimpy_ "
I actually had this game and it was a ducking fever dream
HEFTY HEFTY HEF-TY
me: can we go to chuck e cheese's?
mom: we got chuck e cheese's at home
chuck e cheese's at home:
hannah I mean you’re not wrong. This is Chuck E. Cheese at home
@@memes3930 and ramen is technically food at home
*_Literally_*
The fact this is completely accurate somehow makes it even more depressing.
Should have been Dad in this post because of the game's "story"
"Get a summer job"
He's an elementary school student
Best parenting skills
In this universe, apparently you can get a job in 3rd grade when you're only 8 years old.
Those Nazis at Nintendo were quick on their feet with that child labor foreshadowing
I’m in junior high and was told I didn’t need a summer job I-
1:04
Tommy: "Ehhh.. ahhh......"
Poofesure: "Did not know this kid was old enough to be doing that kind of stuff"
I died
same.
So let me get this straight, in order to receive more tokens, you have to do manual labor? Well might as well jump into an unmarked van while I'm at it
I will eat ur toes 😉
And I'll sell your kidneys
That went from 0-100 real fucking quick
The amount of innuendoes in this killed me.
Aspen Karch *let’s smash intensifies*
Put some time stamps please
Isn't it obvious? Chuckie is a bigger fucking pervert than Wally
youtube is drunk saying that there is 3 replies to this comment, so i will fill those slots
indeed, there were alot
odd place for em to be in a chuck e cheese game
>game made by a company
"is this just a big ad??"
yes.
this is literally illegal. like, paying employees in currency only the company store would accept is like what they did before labor laws in the united states and such
Yeah, it was really common way employers in the Great Depression scammed the Okies and other desperate workers. ☹
The rat does not care
@@garfieldmethodactor8614 he lives by his own rules
He's not a literal worker though. He's just a chubby kid who wants some tokens to play games at chuck-e-cheese, and decides to get an internship.
Some people say tommy is made outta flub
The poor boy can't afford to get ChuckE cheese grub
ChickE chess grub with a large
A mind that's a-weak and a stomach that's strong
You make 16 pizzas, what do you get?
Another day older and chuckE cheese tokens
Daddy don't you call me 'cause i can't go
I gotta stay here so play games mo
9:53
Poof: “Lets spend 20 tickets on a token...”
Music: “YEEEEAAAHHHHHH”
Wipe that smirk of your face you rat
I laughed my ass off to that.
The irony is how it was so enthusiastic
"What is with this music?"
"Now you can come back and play our gay games again"
5:54 did I hear that right?
Can’t unhear that
"Our gay game" hMm I wOnDeR wHaT tHaT mEaNs
* Insert hentai moans here *
"Now you can come back and play ar gae games again"
*facepalms* it's arcade games you fucking idiot
@@korrannagii7203 OMFG YOU WEEB
“his hobby’s are playing sports but he’s still fat”
felt that.
:(
Shit same lol
Just loose some weight mate.
Fitness is my passion
@@arekkusutsuki1119 but it's not that easy!! MATE
10:08
Had me laughing so hard I damn near pissed myself when he went
"EUHGH"
10:15
SAME
10:16
They all look like Ice Age Baby. They will all be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel soon enough.
Or maybe the fire at the end of the hole.
yeah!
Tommy is the type of kid to be the youngest person to be on "My 600lb life"
speedwaGON
Woah references
speeeeeddwaaGON
Speed weed
Don't you mean B i g t i t
*poofesure:* You're frickin 8, you should be able to get a job.
*poofesure a second later:* WAIT. Why did our dad tell us to get a frickin' job? We're in e l e m e n t a r y s c h o o l.
Child labor foreshadowing
"You don't have enough ticket"
-Legit nintendo wii game 2020
No ticket, no entry
@Katherine Koopa ??
@@MorganNye he said that because he made a joke about 45 being the same as 30000 because he plays as a 5th grader jn the game
Poofesure: *censors profanity*
Also Poofesure: *Curses 5 seconds later*
F3AR 12HRS i’m pretty sure he did that cause you can’t say fuck a kid on youtube 😂
He is an adult male.... Stop Fu*king him
9:13
"You do not have enough T I C K E T"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you dont have enough ticket
😂😂😂
Ticket bicket frick et
4:40 I’ve heard so many molestation jokes, but this one was delivered so fucking well lmao
Remember kids, if a man offers to take you in the back to help make pizzas for free tokens you should definitely accept
Accept
@@logana1819 oh fuck u right thanks mate
@@charliesnark6535 got you bro
The Life of Gonorrhea what could possibly go wrong?
@@sierra5251 absolutely nothing
"Theres 'Ooh' and 'Yeeee' and then theres 'aAAAAAA-'"
10:15
I love how he calls Chuck E. Cheese
“Chucky”
Quentin Newman well that’s what your supposed to call him sometimes
Chuck E.
chunky
Charles Entertainment
@@spiralhillrailfan3768 yes.
*Poof:* "There's no 20 cent coin that exists"
*Australians:* "Allow us to introduce ourselves."
Wait.
Australians aren't currency lol
HAIL EUROPE 20 CENT COINS OP
In Norway we have 20kr
It's a little more then 2$. but it's a 20 coin :D
And new zealanders!
I'm in New Zealand
We actually tried it in the late 1800’s, we hated it.
Quick story:
On my 10th birthday, we went to Chuck E Cheeses, a kid punched me in the gut for no reason and idk who it was, he ran back to the bathrooms, my grandpa then waited for them to come out for an hour. Long story short, my grandpa is awesome and I don’t like Chuck E Cheese
Maybe they were retarded. After all, Chuck E Cheese is a jungle.
Matt from Wii Sports i used to bully ugly girls there i was such queen💅🏽
Chika From Wii Sports visco behavior
My most prominent memory of Chuck E. Cheese's is from when I was like 8. I kept crossing paths with this boy (about my age fortunately), and at one point I stopped in my tracks and asked "dude are you following me?" And he literally said "yeah, 'cause I like you", and it made me uncomfortable because I had no idea who he was. So I then proceeded to run and hide behind the safety of my parents
@@cxzrxn I see, the roblox nine year old has arrived
9:53 Spend 20 tickets... For... a Token?
Random voice: Yeeaah!
"I go to chuck e cheese and get hit on by the mouse."
-Poofesure 2020
i have been hit on by a mouse
ITS A RAT
Well the original title was “(everything the same) by the rat”
RIP chuck e cheese tokens. They replaced them with a game card to prepare fat 8 year olds for *capitalism*
Goldfish say sike rn
@@d1ashawo nope.
Its a thing.
I kind of am sad but i got over it. Many games at the one i go to one give many tickets and good jackpots.
One of them was a hammer strength one where you have to hit it not too light and not too hard and the jackpot was 200 tickets.
Lets just say i went to that machine 5 times in a day.
Actually, it was done to make fixing the machines easier. That way, if something isn't working correctly, the staff knows it's probably an issue with the tickets.
Wait really?? I haven’t been in like 8 or 9 years with my nieces and nephews and that was back when they were promoting the “every game is 1 token” thing.
@@JessakaYMS its been that way for the past 2 years or so
Tommy: What is Chuck e cheese?
Also Tommy: has Chuck e cheese merch
I also noticed that
You know what I'm gonna vouch for Tommy. When I was a kid I used to wear this shirt my dad owned with a logo of a mouth and a tongue sticking out of it. Wasn't years later till I found out it was a Rolling Stones t shirt.
Nah man it's mickey mouse
5:55 "Oh! You did it! Now you can play our gay games again!"
Amazing profile pic
I honestly thought the title said "I go to Chuck e Cheese on the wii and get hit by the mouse."
Same here
Stupid furry
100th like!!
Tbh same
it said "hit ON by the mouse."
Wait...it doesn’t say that?😳
1:04.... ehhh......ahhhh
Poof: “didn’t know that kid was old enough to do that stuff”
@Stix N' Stones lol they deleted their comment
@Stix N' Stones what did they say
@Stix N' Stones What a coward
@Stix N' Stones fuck
Hello? 911?
We aren’t going to acknowledge that Ming is the most racist character in this game lol
How
You mean stereotypical? Not racist
LCkeepsitgoing Someone already did. Supermega and Gamegrumps.
His favorite food is french fry
This both
"I'm trying to listen to my Wii Remote"
Yup, bowling has officially broken his mind.
I am Absolute Filth the WiiMote has a little speaker 🔈 on it, when you play certain games, the speaker plays little sounds corresponding to the game, but there’s no doubt that Poof has lost his mind
@@skwidsquad3668 "But there's no doubt that Poof has lost his mind" I like the fact you added that bit there. Really drew the whole reply together.
@@ryancatgames4279 Thanks, ELA teacher!
@@kensingtoncobb What?
The way you say such offensive lines with a perfectly straight mood is what makes them so funny.
Everyone: God wii party is so rigged
Chuck E. Cheese simulator: hold my wheel
Everyone: this "everyone" UA-cam comment format sucks ass
You and every other fucking child and brainless teen:
@@stonksrus do u fart
Wheel Of Fortune: Spin MY WHEEL (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
haha u said fart XD
should've said beer. Makes a lot more sense.
Nobody:
Chuck Soundtrack: ...
*YUUEEAAAAHHHHHHHH*
The complete disbelief in his voice "That was playing with that?" at 11:05 kills me
Breaking News: Grown man gets cyberbullied playing games.
wait what
wait what
wait what
wait what
wait what
I really wasn't ready to hear him say "Oh daddy" in that voice
10:27 I almost choked on my food laughing
Imagine getting bullied in a *Chucky Cheese.*
*Imagine how s a d*
I bet the GameStop or were he gets these games from when they see him walk in they're like ahhhhhh man not this middle aged guy buying games meant for 7-12 year olds again
He probably uses emulators
Chillllll im 24 not 40
@@brandonc5982 he only uses emulators for tomodachi life I believe. Everything else, especially the wii games, are on console. Correct me if I'm wrong tho
@@kjdubs5877 yeah, he talks about getting some games at GameStop
@@Poofesure Wait, hold up. 24? I thought at least like 20. you just sound like it, no offence.
“There’s no such thing as a 20c coin”
Me, an European: *chuckles in Belgian*
*chuckles in german*
**chuckles in cutting off 20% of a 25c coin**
*chuckles in Latvian*
*chuckles in Australian*
*Chuckles in spaniard*
Poofesure: So we spend 20 tickets for.............. a token?
Music: YEEAAAAAAAHH
8:57 "How many tickets did we get? Still only get one."
*-ticket has the number 10 on it*
BroooXD
That doesn't estimate the amount of tickets that he got you soggy waffle
@@ghulam237 "soggy waffle" what kind of insult is that? I feel bad for you
@@ghulam237try again you cold corn dog
2:30 Mmm, yes the most memorable place in Chuck E Cheeze.
*”c r e d i t s”*
Me: I'm tired, I'm going to bed
Poof: Uploads
Me: Yeah... Never mind
Thegamermaster Just curious what time zone are you in, when he uploaded it was like 8:30 pm which is really early to go to bed where I’m from. What time is it where you are
Fat fucking loser Didn’t think about that, I also didn’t consider the world of naps either. Thanks for bringing that to my attention 😄
When I heard "Daddy" my mind went to a dark place
Same XD
Reminds me of: *oH yEs dAddY* from caliou 😂💀💀💀💀
I gotta stop reading fanfics
@@potpourri565 same 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ice Age baby went from being the the FBI's most wanted list to having his face shat onto this piece of Carnival Games (another piece of Wii shovelware)
i own carnival games, please tell me why i kind of like it. is there something wrong with me?
@@pizzvore i liked it too as a child
Chuck E Cheese’s real name is
*Charles E Cheese*
Let that sink in
James van Dijk where did the chuck come from then
We love Charles Entertainment Cheese
James van Dijk maybe it stands for Chucky E (Eats?) Cheese
Levi S The E stands for entertainment
Charles Edward Cheese Manson
The thought of poofesure around children scares me
OOF MODZZ Honestly me too. The thought of him going to any cultured place also scares me of how badly he butchers certain names *cough cough “My-Sockey“*
He could do some damage in a McDonald’s playplace
"you want me to spent 20 tickets..... For a token..?"
*Y E A A A A A H* !
"What is with this music?"
9:53
"There was someone screaming, was there not?"
Y E A A A A A H!
Poof: questions a kid’s dad for making him get a job
Asian parents: am I a joke to you?
To be fair, he didn't pick Ming the Stereotype though.
@Dakota Andrews that has nothing to do with this statement
Also Asian parents: come home were having dog for dinner
@@Rad-Dude63andathird r/woooooosh
@MiniMario9907 bruh can make jokes but can’t spell “dog” correctly lmao
Tommy looks like the type of kid to smile and "say I have a present for the class" and open his backpack...
why is no one talking about how tommy looks like the ice age baby
somebody is......you
random :3 dont ever disrespect ice age baby ever!!
no wonder he was born in Alaska, it was one of the only place he could handle
I was thinking the same thing for years.
1:13 "I wish I had something new to do, same old toys!"
Me: *sees his name is big tit*
Also me: what kind of toys? Should I know?
i_ i don't know
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*w o m a n*
it said that Tommy is in elementary school...
this is literally child labor lol
Yes, we've established this.
When I went to Chuck E. Cheese as a kid, the mouse hit on me so much that I started to cry uncontrollable under the fortress in a corner.
This is not a joke, it instilled in me a fear of mascots for years.
tge pizza rart wanted to give you something special i guess hehehehe
I literally was just watching poofesure play against tommy and this came up
In Wii Sports Resort, you play against Tommy... In this game, you play AS Tommy.
Ender Cable I know that’s why I commented
When your too broke to go to an actual Chuck E. Cheese
I'm 15 right now, and I used to have a wii when I was 5 and I used to play this game so much. My mom actually grinded out the entire game too and got everything. I just recently got a wii and am playing it now again and it's actually pretty fun. The more toys you get the more tickets you can get from the games
No this is way worse than just going there
6:43 Just a replay button for my favorite joke. Enjoy.
The cutscenes are giving off a warioware vibe.
0:20 Tommy looking like ice age baby
Child: Mom, can we go to Chuck E Cheese?
Mom: We already have Chuck E. Cheese at home.
Chuck E Cheese at home:
Hey Poof, I'm a Blue Jackets fan and after watching the game between them and the Red Wings, I have truly realized how bad they are. I am sorry that you have to suffer watching your favorite NHL team.
dead
Hehe then they go beat the bruins 😂 never bet on sports man
4:50 “oh, come on chuck e, you’re playing with my butthole a little bit on that one”
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT LMAO
The way you were reading the little mini game "lets smash" had me dying
11:47 POOR TOMMY IS GONNA DEFECATE HIMSELF I AM SCREAMING
9:59 the “YEAHHH” always reminds me of Spencer Shay’s voice in icarly
now I can't unhear it lmao
The only time i remember chuck E cheese was 2 years ago on a date with my then girlfriend (i was 17 and she was 16 and it was her idea. not mine). No one was in building except me and her and the minimum wage workers.
thats the best date ever!XD
Nostalgic Nemrac I mean it was before we broke up
@@kingquacken 😂 F for that
Stephen Gallon every like is one F for me
Well then take her tickets and tokens so she won't have them, good thing you ain't with her anymore going to that place is a bit pricey
"Hello kid! You must be a new face around h-"
"YOU WANNA MOLEST ME NOW?!?!?!"
The dad supports child labor, sponsored by Chuck E. Cheese
*"theRe'S NO 2o CeNT COIn THAt exiSts"*
Me, an Australian... *fists my 20, 10 and 5 cent coins*
ok
Me, a French : *too*
@@wallythewomanslayer6969 go sit down and wait for your excessively beaned up taco Wally
It's a game set in the US though. We don't have a 20 cent coin.
@@rhiangillman2903 thanks i need to shit
i like the ball pit, i took a dump in there once
Two balls one pit
@Jerome Green
Come again
"there's no 20 cent coins that exist"
Europeans : that's where you're wrong, kiddo
Are there Chuck E Cheese establishments in Europe though? I'm Canadian, and I've always been under the impression that Chuck E Cheese was an American franchise.
@@miamafalda1118 No, there's not Chuck In Cheese
7:47 “this is insanely hard.” That’s joe Chuck E likes it
The last time I was at Chuck-E-Cheese, I kicked the mascot in the balls and I got kicked out bc of it
👏👏👏👏
I used to work at a chuck e cheese a few years back and had to wear the suit. One time a kid punched me in the back and I was so close to drop kicking him so yeah, don't do that lol
I remember getting this game as a kid. It was from a used game store and was on the bottom of the stack in the clearance section and the cover had an unknown stain in it. So of course we purchased the game.
What color was the stain
*notification*
the first thing i see is “get hit on by the mouse”
lol
Fortnite gay
THIS BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES!!!!! I love the video!!!
SAMEEE
It brings me memories i don't like.
LOL it brings back memories of me getting blown by Chuckie
11:30 Guys looks its ice age baby
i think there’s a shooting outside my house but I’m still gonna watch you
ari girl-
Can people stop using hyphens as periods-
Brittney Nwankolo the fu-
update im alive it only lasted like 10 minutes
Nukul is pronounced "Knuckle".
9:28 "what can I even afford?"
Me: well of you go a bit closer to the counter you should he able to nab a spider ring and a couple tootsie rolls with 45 tickets. But you forgot to put them in the ticket muncher and get your receipt thingy.
Ive only been to Chuckie Cheese once in my entire 18 years of life.
Even as a kid i thought it was the most rigged shit ever
Honestly, having the censored sound at 6:45 being the mii channel song is very fitting for Poof’s videos.
“that’s kind of a load of baloney chucky” lmao
Poofesure: 3:31
Every Australian: *Confused screaming*
That was trippy
Nobody:
Not one person:
Not one sentient being in the solar system:
Random voice: *yeeeeeaAAAAH*
Anthony Long stop
@@ayayaclap8700 k
Eric Andre show?
"There's some nice 'Oooh~"s and 'Yeah~'s then there's 'yEEA-'"
XDXDXDXDXDXD
If this game wanted to be accurate as soon as you play with a toy, it would break lol. Big tit's best bet would have been just to make real money buy a toy from a store where the toys didn't break as soon as you went home. A fun fact I still have my old Chucky cheese tokens. I stored them in an m&m's minis tube as a kid I wanted them to smell like chocolate, I thought they would turn into chocolate coins. It's been years since the tube stopped smelling like chocolate, and my hopes of them turning to chocolate coins were crushed. I was never the same again.
AMFNMSKCKS THATS SO CUTE
Damn I'm on the toilet. Coulda waited a few minutes before uploading
How the plague actually happened 6:03
12:21 "I could hardly keep my eyes off Helen that entire time."
Me: HMMMMMMMM. Why's that?
At least he wasn’t staring at Mean Helen.
@@ImJustMomo Fair point.
@@Jaws4Life I don't know if I'm right on this, probably not. I think it's just someone from the Tomodachi Life island.