Evolution Makes NO SENSE... To a Creationist Dumbass (Living Waters)

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  • @NowanInparticular
    @NowanInparticular 2 роки тому +239

    I love how they never see the platypus as a beaver duck & keep asking for a crockaduck

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +83

      Because they know that it can be explained... by evolution

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 2 роки тому +38

      A beaver duck that lays eggs and has poisonous claws. Nature had downed some weird drinks when it came up with it.
      And I absolutely love it.

    • @RogueWraith909
      @RogueWraith909 2 роки тому +11

      @@lyravain6304 Absinthe does funny things to you if you drink too much of it... Look at what it made Van Gogh do!

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 2 роки тому +2

      @@RogueWraith909 Could be argued his relationship made him do that.

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 2 роки тому +7

      Crocoduck of course is WORNG , closest relatives to alligators and crocodiles , are turtles .
      We could go even so far that did alligators and crocodiles even evolve much , when there are similar dinosaurs ? Only thing maybe that they just got smaller , when some alligators and crocodiles can stay alive long time without food , if they go to slow-mo mode they can wait a year to food walk in their mouth .

  • @muskyoxes
    @muskyoxes 2 роки тому +83

    "Do you believe in justice?"
    "Yeah."
    "So obviously everyone should be infinitely tortured for imperfection, right?"
    "Duh, obviously."

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 2 роки тому

      The sick part is that that's literally what they believe. Y'know how every accusation is a confession from these kinds of scumbags? When Ray bitches about filth, it's because he _GLORIES_ in filth himself. He _wants_ people tortured and he wants a front row seat and he absolutely believes that's Justice.
      We share the planet with absolutely vile, disgusting monsters, and they've been in charge of the propaganda for so long that _most people believe they're the good guys._

    • @RandomStuff-he7lu
      @RandomStuff-he7lu 2 роки тому

      Even Hitler wouldn't deserve to be tortured for all eternity. If eternity exists for our souls then even killing 6 million people is nothing compared to the eternity they'll still exist for. Not saying Hitler was good or did nothing wrong, just that it doesn't make sense from the POV of eternity existing for it to even matter.

    • @JudasMaccabeus1
      @JudasMaccabeus1 2 роки тому +6

      Eternal damnation is a Christian thing.
      Jews believe that individuals that didn’t follow the “law” or complete the mitzvahs in life descend to Sheol and after a set period of time will join the rest in The World to Come.
      And esoteric Judaism teaches that the soul will reincarnate as many times as possible to complete the mitzvahs in life, basically no “hell”’ type scenario whatsoever. Of course, these beliefs and the technical aspects vary depending on the person and group.

    • @dieseljester
      @dieseljester 2 роки тому +5

      Ray Comfort: "I'm not going to use actual law, I'm going to use God's Law!"
      Me: "Fine, I'm more moral than your gawd is because I've never engaged in slavery."

    • @SebastianTuscano
      @SebastianTuscano Рік тому

      Exactly jebus loves us so much he made hell incase wo don't love him back

  • @Deathvalleyherper
    @Deathvalleyherper 2 роки тому +141

    I love the crocoduck, creationists claim that it's what should be if evolution were true, but it's actually what types of things would exist if special creation were true.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +11

      :0

    • @jameshall1300
      @jameshall1300 2 роки тому

      Yet another instance of them projecting the problems of their own beliefs onto atheism and evolution ( and those are two entirely separate things despite what they think ).

    • @juanausensi499
      @juanausensi499 2 роки тому +19

      Crocoducks exist! Both crocodiles and ducks are archosaurs, so a basal archosaur is the link between the two.

    • @sakatababa
      @sakatababa 2 роки тому +16

      but it exists
      it is called platypus and they are drawing it wrong

    • @stanleyhyde8529
      @stanleyhyde8529 2 роки тому +7

      It's not that it exists, it existed. Anatosuchus, look it up. Granted, it doesn't look quite how the suggest but there you go.

  • @realrealwarpet
    @realrealwarpet 2 роки тому +39

    Anytime they bring up the crocoduck, I have to ask “are you saying your god couldnt make that?”

    • @SilverMKI
      @SilverMKI 2 роки тому +5

      "Could god make a duck so duck he couldn't croc it?"

  • @sCealt
    @sCealt 2 роки тому +63

    I nearly asphyxiated myself from lauhging at the Crocoduck. What the heck is wrong with these people? 🤣 They're like straight out of South Park.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +4

      :0

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 2 роки тому

      Hey, that thing we just made up, not real. So Evolution not real.

    • @dragonhealer7588
      @dragonhealer7588 2 роки тому +2

      You should apologize to southpark for that comment. . .

    • @sCealt
      @sCealt 2 роки тому +4

      @@dragonhealer7588 or applaude the genius of trey parker and matt stone :)

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 роки тому +2

      God I really hope they actually watch these videos too. I hope they read the comments too.

  • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
    @user-gk9lg5sp4y 2 роки тому +119

    Cretinous is such a beautiful word. It is criminally under used. It so perfectly describes theistic apologetics that I cannot. Even.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +18

      It is one of my favourites :D

    • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
      @user-gk9lg5sp4y 2 роки тому

      @@SirSicCrusader And the Stupid Prince of Wales' house is filled with those type of servants. According to Dr Johnson

    • @jameshall1300
      @jameshall1300 2 роки тому +6

      For someone as well sauced as Mr Sic, he comes out with some very erudite turns of phrase sometimes.

    • @ArKritz84
      @ArKritz84 2 роки тому +8

      Here's a free term: preachuppositional apologetards.

    • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
      @user-gk9lg5sp4y 2 роки тому +2

      @@ArKritz84 Preach-Suppositoritional apologetards 😁

  • @Marko_Ilic
    @Marko_Ilic 2 роки тому +198

    I could never believe in a god that thought creating these clowns was a good idea. Thank you for your hard work Sir & Mrs Sic!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +15

      oof

    • @yourguard4
      @yourguard4 2 роки тому +11

      Because god is brilliant and created these clowns to give you a reason to drink whiskey :P

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 2 роки тому +3

      LMAO

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +8

      I refuse to believe in any deity that figured Ray Comfort was a good idea.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому +1

      @@brucebaker810 When Ray Comfort dies, god's going to slap him for being such a lying idiot.

  • @janmango4692
    @janmango4692 2 роки тому +33

    Crockoducks do exist in the Netherlands. The're called "Kreukelkwakers". They roam the canals in Amsterdam near the red light district, and devour drunk tourists that fall in while pissing.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +4

      ah

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer 2 роки тому +8

      So they're sort of like the Dutch equivalent to drop bears?

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +5

      I thought those were alligangsters

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 2 роки тому +1

      as long as they dont crawl out of bowls of cold soup ....

  • @KyleDB150
    @KyleDB150 2 роки тому +53

    I knew this was dumb, but omg I love how he called a crocodile an amphibian

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 2 роки тому +4

      really shows how credible he is talking about anything biology😂

    • @gregorywalpole8442
      @gregorywalpole8442 2 роки тому +5

      I literally paused the video at that point and went looking for a comment making this point, because nothing destroys an attempt to debunk a scientific theory faster than demonstrating that you fail at *elementary school* science.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 2 роки тому +2

      well a crocodile is somewhat amphibious in lifestyle. It can eat you in the water, and on the bank.
      and if I recall lays its eggs on land like frogs do.

    • @KyleDB150
      @KyleDB150 2 роки тому +4

      @Leggo MuhEggo Most frogs lay eggs in the water, those that lay eggs on land transport them to the water. They need water for their life cycle, crocs don't. Sure they're amphibious, but there's more things that define amphibians than that

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 2 роки тому +2

      @@gregorywalpole8442 I WISH that was true, but this shit persists.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 2 роки тому +43

    Crocoduck? Isn't that a new Pokémon from Scarlet & Violet? I assume it's a Water/Flying type. I wonder if it has an evolution. Maybe it would be called "Mallardile" perhaps?

    • @wolfos420
      @wolfos420 2 роки тому +10

      Don't give Nintendo free ideas, at least charge for you services. :D

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +6

      prolly

    • @kirara2516
      @kirara2516 2 роки тому

      Maybe they fused the water and fire starters?

  • @_Omega_Weapon
    @_Omega_Weapon 2 роки тому +78

    Cameron and Comfort are perfect examples of why Christianity is ridiculous. They've turned more towards atheism than theism with their fallacious reasoning, strawmans and outright lies. Keep up the good work Sir Sic!!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +11

      I will

    • @sladewilson9741
      @sladewilson9741 2 роки тому +2

      Until you get to the beginning. Then you gotta wonder why the hell things are the way they are.

    • @jameshall1300
      @jameshall1300 2 роки тому +8

      @@sladewilson9741 they are the way they are because of a set of emergent properties from natural processes. Assuming magic was the cause of anything is just lazy.

    • @sladewilson9741
      @sladewilson9741 2 роки тому +3

      @@jameshall1300 Magic not necessary. Advanced science could probably take care of it all.

    • @jameshall1300
      @jameshall1300 2 роки тому +1

      @@sladewilson9741 i must have misunderstood what you were implying. I thought you were saying that god started everything going ( what most theists who believe in evolution say ).

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 2 роки тому +60

    It's been my experience that creationists purposely don't want to make sense of evolution.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +9

      likely

    • @iwkaoy8758
      @iwkaoy8758 2 роки тому

      My family has shorter arms compared two other hue men's,Doze changes are proof hue men's evolved legs,how could you make cents of that?
      Evolutionist claim wolves changed two pugs,loss of genetic information. Doze changes are proof isle life de send from amoebas. That's piggy backing off a other truth two prove your none cents.

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 2 роки тому +11

      and when arguing for the flood all the sudden evolution happened at hyper speed😂

    • @sledzeppelin
      @sledzeppelin 2 роки тому +1

      Kirk and Ray have been schooled on that crocoduck crap so many times, and yet they still trot it out.

    • @manusiabumi7673
      @manusiabumi7673 2 роки тому +5

      @@sledzeppelin it's almost like they don't care about the truth and just want to make money from the gullibles

  • @Beacon80
    @Beacon80 2 роки тому +27

    I'm particularly amused when he had to correct the interviewer for not giving him the answer he wanted.
    I'd love to encounter Comfort on one of these. I'd go so far off script, he'd have no idea what to do. Granted, it would never make it into one of his videos, so there probably have been people who trolled him harder than I ever could. I'd love to see a recording of one of those interviews. 😂

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +4

      :0

    • @Beacon80
      @Beacon80 2 роки тому +6

      @@SirSicCrusader In particular, I would pay money to see you or Viced Rhino sneak into one of these interviews without him knowing. It would be hilarious.

    • @lidbass
      @lidbass 2 роки тому +6

      @Brook Kuhn Look up the debate between Comfort and Dillahunty. Comfort tries on the old ‘have you lied, Matt’ and Dillahunty takes him to pieces so carefully that at the end of the debate he is reduced to just whining ‘but I love you all..’ It’s hilarious.

    • @Beacon80
      @Beacon80 2 роки тому +3

      @@lidbass Oooh, thanks! This will be fun!

    • @BrigidtheMechLady
      @BrigidtheMechLady 2 роки тому +2

      Nah, as soon as you started showing signs of not playing along, he'd end the interview, call you some blasphemous names, and then walk away.

  • @jasepoag8930
    @jasepoag8930 2 роки тому +2

    Credit where credit is due. That's a SOLID David Attenborough impression.

  • @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece
    @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece 2 роки тому +7

    Futurama did an excellent sketch about the "missing link".

  • @BradenMorrison11
    @BradenMorrison11 2 роки тому +8

    When the camera pans down to the little stool he's standing on at 13:51. I don't know why, but that shit killed me.

  • @UmamaGoblin
    @UmamaGoblin 2 роки тому +54

    Imagine finding a crocoduck and while scientists are going "what in atheismo's turd is that!" creationists just start accepting evolution 🥃🥃

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +14

      Seems likely

    • @emmanuelbeaucage4461
      @emmanuelbeaucage4461 2 роки тому +2

      lol!

    • @yautl1
      @yautl1 2 роки тому +12

      Oh you know they'd just move the goalposts, now a crocoduck's not good enough and we have to find a three-quarters' duck one-quarter crocodile hybrid.

    • @UmamaGoblin
      @UmamaGoblin 2 роки тому +2

      @@yautl1 True, I just like the idea of them believing in evolution when it's proven to be inaccurate haha

    • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
      @aircraftcarrierwo-class 2 роки тому +1

      @@yautl1 It's three quarters duck _and_ three quarters crocodile. How is it possible to be 6/4ths of something? Dunno but it's right there, mate.

  • @creepsfreaksandscenequeend4449
    @creepsfreaksandscenequeend4449 2 роки тому +12

    I like to think the Crocoduck deathrolls unsuspecting bread throwers.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +3

      hehehe

    • @44yvo
      @44yvo 2 роки тому +1

      I had to think twice for the deathrolling crocoduck .🤣🇸🇪

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 2 роки тому

      My favourite video about ducks is Tommy Campbell's "Gluten-Free Duck Pond".

    • @shifterbbr1986
      @shifterbbr1986 2 роки тому

      Make sure there’s some meat mixed in with the bread. 😉

  • @sbushido5547
    @sbushido5547 2 роки тому +9

    I like how they panned down to the reaction shot of that guy with the _"well, that was stupid as hell"_ look on his face while Ray was yelling about how he thinks god wants people executed for saying the wrong words.

  • @existdissolve
    @existdissolve 2 роки тому +9

    Only a few hours left in this year to drink all the whiskey. I'm starting right now.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +4

      good plan

    • @amadman8149
      @amadman8149 2 роки тому

      Way ahead of you!

    • @existdissolve
      @existdissolve 2 роки тому

      @@SirSicCrusader It's like they say...
      "Necessity is the mother of all whiskey ingestion"

  • @geauxflyfishing
    @geauxflyfishing 2 роки тому +5

    As an dude with a degree in anthropology, an atheist, and one who spent 4.5 minutes dead and 5 days in a coma only to be “resurrected “, you can guess what I think of these people. I consider your vids public service announcements that should be shown in print school. Lots of luv to ya Sir!

    • @JOSHUALEVII
      @JOSHUALEVII 2 роки тому

      Either u lie or either u needed more minutes dead. Don’t die waking up

  • @QuintarFarenor
    @QuintarFarenor 2 роки тому +2

    "Who do you call someone who lies"
    "Ray Comfort"
    "Why me?"
    "Because when you say the sky is blue I need to look up to check!"

  • @CD_Character
    @CD_Character 2 роки тому +8

    When talking about these dishonest a-holes, the words "staggering outlier" hit my ear as "staggering and outright liars".

  • @LessThanLucid
    @LessThanLucid 2 роки тому +5

    Seeing the Croco-Duck is quite the present, so I got you a prezzie too!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +4

      Awww how did you know I like money tho?

    • @LessThanLucid
      @LessThanLucid 2 роки тому +1

      @@SirSicCrusader um, lucky guess?

    • @wolfos420
      @wolfos420 2 роки тому +2

      You like money too?!? Weird...

    • @dbt5224
      @dbt5224 2 роки тому +3

      @@SirSicCrusader Money does have a magic quality of being able to turn into whiskey!

    • @stillmonkeys
      @stillmonkeys 2 роки тому +2

      Because you can exchange it for whisky

  • @dragonturtle2703
    @dragonturtle2703 2 роки тому +9

    By this intermediate forms logic, because there is no intermediate form between you and your parents, there is no explanation of the differences, and you must be unrelated.

  • @nickhand8054
    @nickhand8054 2 роки тому +1

    Ray's actions in the video taken in Prague are so typical of how purposely dishonest his methods are: carefully select someone whose knowledge of the topic is in the layman category and who, more importantly, doesn't has his arguments prepared. Then, when this person predictably can't answer some of his questions, he triumphantly jumps up and cries "Aha! You see? This proves I'm right!" It's downright sickening to watch.

  • @Color-Painter-Blue
    @Color-Painter-Blue 2 роки тому +7

    Creationist: "..Show us something like a Crocoduck!.."
    Platypus: "..Hello there!.."
    But i quess that creationists would call it a hoax anyway.
    No wonder why they dont like Pokemon Games, cause it resembles perfectly the way they think what evolution is. :P

    • @stanleyhyde8529
      @stanleyhyde8529 2 роки тому +2

      Anatosuchus, look it up 🤯

    • @Color-Painter-Blue
      @Color-Painter-Blue 2 роки тому +1

      @@stanleyhyde8529
      Yep the good old Creatures. How i loved to watch BBC's *Walking with Beasts* and *Walking with Dinosaurs*.
      Thing is tho.. creationists demand something today and even from weird looking creatures today they are hard to convince that those are real, so quess what will happen if you try to tell them about creatures who once existed. XD

    • @stanleyhyde8529
      @stanleyhyde8529 2 роки тому +1

      @@Color-Painter-Blue I just think it's funny how they worked so hard to make that straw man and they were so proud. I realized how close to right they were and somehow still so wrong and I can't help but point that animal out now.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

      Platipi are false flag psyoperations.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

      Argument from Look at the (mono)Tremes.

  • @d.o.m.494
    @d.o.m.494 2 роки тому +2

    One of the Ten Commandments is "thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour"; for this reason, lying is generally considered a sin in Christianity, unless it is to strawman evolution.

  • @mitsukirobin
    @mitsukirobin 2 роки тому +5

    The crockaduck section was more believable than Ray's giant bearded man in the sky theory.

  • @andrewwareing7291
    @andrewwareing7291 2 роки тому +2

    The video "debate" where Kirk Cameron introduces the Crocoduck and the evolutionary proponent calls him a numbnut is the most classic moment in creationism vs. evolution.

  • @Atheistfromthemoon
    @Atheistfromthemoon 2 роки тому +7

    90% of the creationist I have spoken with try so hard to disown ray comfort when I bring him up.

  • @nealgrimes4382
    @nealgrimes4382 2 роки тому +1

    I love how in the vid their is a shot of a crowd of people looking at Ray and it's just stock footage. Because in reality people where just walking faster and trying not to.make eye contact.

  • @ianchisholm5756
    @ianchisholm5756 2 роки тому +10

    We've never seen a crocoduck! Therefore, Jebus is Lord! Please buy our videos. Please.

  • @dethspud
    @dethspud 2 роки тому +15

    Did he just say that a crocodile is "some kind of amphibian"?

  • @joshuasharrock466
    @joshuasharrock466 2 роки тому +12

    As much as they talk about Charles Darwin you can tell they have never done any research anything that even comes from him
    I wish they would take their own advice and just stop and think about it for a minute... just 60 seconds. OK maybe a smaller amount of seconds a number they can count to

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +5

      Thats way to much thinking... they would melt

  • @RobertSmith-gx3mi
    @RobertSmith-gx3mi 2 роки тому +2

    Evolution by far is a much more miraculous explanation for the diversity of Life on this planet than ignorant goat herders could have ever dreamed possible.
    I mean their all powerful deity needed six days to create everything.
    If only their minds had the intellectual capacity to make claims like my all-powerful deity blinked everything into existence in an instant it would have at least sounded like a more impressive feat for an all-powerful deity to achieve.

  • @Szadek23
    @Szadek23 2 роки тому +15

    "What do you call someone who tells lies?"
    "A Creationist!"

  • @campoyo3788
    @campoyo3788 2 роки тому +1

    This creationist saw an episode of Digimon in the morning and thought "so that's how evolution works".

  • @sladewilson9741
    @sladewilson9741 2 роки тому +8

    If there's no Crockoduck, what the hell is a Platypus?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +3

      Unusual, but perfectly compatible with evolution.

    • @axallotofquestionsMusic
      @axallotofquestionsMusic 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah agree with you, it's a weird arse creature and was thinking about it during the crocoduck part but it's very explainable, even though its freekee

    • @stanleyhyde8529
      @stanleyhyde8529 2 роки тому

      Anatosuchus, look it up 🤯

    • @sladewilson9741
      @sladewilson9741 2 роки тому

      @@stanleyhyde8529 r/wooosh

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 2 роки тому +1

      @@SirSicCrusader I think Hans would disagree.

  • @cerasinopshodgskissi3817
    @cerasinopshodgskissi3817 2 роки тому +11

    My lizard is desperately trying to watch this video with me.

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 2 роки тому +3

    This is what happens when you take your education from a Chuckle Brother.

  • @BlackEpyon
    @BlackEpyon 2 роки тому +2

    Ray couldn't find a soapbox, so he used a bathroom stool!

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      @legit.and.real.platform 2 роки тому

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  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 2 роки тому +3

    Strangely enough there has been discovery of a "crocoduck" only it's been called _Anatosuchus_ which means "duck crocodile."

  • @artist456
    @artist456 2 роки тому +1

    I always use "filthy" words when I get hurt or frustrated. It's therapeutic to scream out RAY COMFORT every time things go to shit.

  • @brianmacias6383
    @brianmacias6383 2 роки тому +11

    He just wishes he lived in the Avatar universe so he can really see a crocoduck.

  • @tanyanguyen3704
    @tanyanguyen3704 2 роки тому +1

    It is interesting that they linked to a bird, the most closely related non bird, the crock. They didnt mean to, but its still cute!

  • @ponyperson7513
    @ponyperson7513 2 роки тому +5

    Can't I play my ancient video games without thems dipsticks dumbing all over it?

  • @johnscaramis2515
    @johnscaramis2515 2 роки тому +1

    13:20 I wonder how Ray would react if anyone actually said this in public to him. I guess this would get him offguard, as he awaits "liar" to proceed with his script.

  • @A-L0neDrow
    @A-L0neDrow 2 роки тому +4

    I loved the Darwin made out of straw-bales :D

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +1

      Me too :D the table flip is also pretty great :)

  • @badatheist9948
    @badatheist9948 2 роки тому +2

    Ray used to show up to some of the orange county piers doings his gotcha questions. But when he encountered any person that had an education in biology and evolution. He quickly left.

    • @starofjustice1
      @starofjustice1 2 роки тому

      I mean, I don't know if there's a specific bible passage against it, but I'm pretty sure God wouldn't want his envoys only picking fights with easy opponents. Says you're not really comfortable with the material, you know?

    • @badatheist9948
      @badatheist9948 2 роки тому +2

      @@starofjustice1 Ray could not even define what evolution is. And considering my education is in that field. I have yet to find any apologist to actually define evolution. would you like to try?

    • @starofjustice1
      @starofjustice1 2 роки тому

      @@badatheist9948
      "And considering my education is in that field. I have yet to find any apologist to actually define evolution. would you like to try?"
      Are you saying I'm an apologist taking Ray's side? That's kind of what it sounds like.

  • @molybdomancer195
    @molybdomancer195 2 роки тому +11

    I noticed they list Java Man as “discredited”. The fossils for Java Man are in fact the type fossils for Homo Erectus so not discredited.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +3

      I misseded that

    • @TheMward72
      @TheMward72 2 роки тому +1

      @@SirSicCrusader it happens. You do drink of all of the whiskey.

    • @donwest1880
      @donwest1880 2 роки тому +4

      Archaeopteryx is also on that list.

    • @mattm8870
      @mattm8870 2 роки тому +2

      @@donwest1880 they listed Archaeoraptor which is a combination of parts of different fossils done by a Chinese farmer after money. The funny thing is the original fossils would have likely been worth more.

  • @Caffin8tor
    @Caffin8tor 2 роки тому +1

    Creationist: Crocoduck not real so evolution not real
    Science: Um, we never mentioned a crocoduck...
    Creationists: EVOLUTION FAAAAKENNNN!

  • @axallotofquestionsMusic
    @axallotofquestionsMusic 2 роки тому +4

    Fuqen crocoduk is gonna give me nightmares

  • @MajorFleshbang
    @MajorFleshbang 2 роки тому +2

    NGL, had to giggle at their Crockaduck sketch. In a baby's first Monty Python bit kinda way, even making fun of the guy being killed by their ridiculous creation

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 2 роки тому

      That was a satisfying ending to a shit attempt at comedy.

  • @PoH42069
    @PoH42069 2 роки тому +4

    I went from creationist to science accepting Christian years before I became an athiest. Even when I still believed, I thought this kind of crap was cringetastic

  • @thornautrey1123
    @thornautrey1123 2 роки тому +2

    Psycho mantis reference got me hyped... I miss old snake and his ability to whoop ass with an aching back lol

    • @johngavin1175
      @johngavin1175 2 роки тому

      Hearing him mention Psycho Mantis makes me want to play MGS again. Especially MGS3

    • @thornautrey1123
      @thornautrey1123 2 роки тому +1

      @@johngavin1175 snake eater was the shizit!

  • @two-bittin-pot2987
    @two-bittin-pot2987 2 роки тому +5

    i was binging Castlevania last night on netflix. it's approach to the religious subject, is like they watch Sir Sic videos. it's pretty awesome!
    you're the darkside of the moon of our time XD

  • @Spectre-907
    @Spectre-907 Рік тому +2

    "There's no crocoduck"
    But there *is* a marsupial beaverduck. Or does the platypus not count becauee it exists?

  • @riluna3695
    @riluna3695 2 роки тому +14

    Funny thing is, Ray...we DON'T call someone who lies a Liar. We call someone a liar when they show a consistent pattern of manipulative, self-serving lies, not when they lie to protect people (such as the infamous "lying to a murderer" example), or lie as children while still in the middle of learning proper acceptable behavior. Real life has this funny little thing called context embedded in every situation, which is a necessary part of any attempt to judge someone's actions as good or bad. All Ray is doing is trying to make people feel like shit for not being absolute perfect beings every second of every day, so that he can abuse their guilt to sell them a feel-good message of Salvation. He's fabricating an illness that he has the cure to, so that you'll do anything you can to get it from him. Nobody is perfect, but not everyone is equally imperfect. Be the best person you can be, and if it's all you can do to be 80% good, know that you're doing so much better than those who are perfectly content to coast on a failing grade. 80% good is by definition better than 79% good, and so on. But pretending you're already perfect and don't need to improve is a fast track to hitting the bottom rung.
    It may seem counter-intuitive, but knowing that you can never be perfect is the best way to approach perfection. You still won't reach it, but there's nothing wrong with that, and let no one tell you differently.

    • @BrigidtheMechLady
      @BrigidtheMechLady 2 роки тому +4

      Ray knows this. He's a con man selling snake oil.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 2 роки тому +2

      That idea is actually addressed it seems in christianity.
      So much of the narrative reenforces the idea that sin is universal and no matter how good we try to be, we will fall short.
      The easiest way to fail is to give up before you even try.
      Which they would say it is the devil leading you astray.
      It is a tall order to seriously live the example and commandments of Jesus.
      But im not expert just an avid armchair philosopher.

    • @riluna3695
      @riluna3695 2 роки тому +4

      @@jhoughjr1 As far as I can tell, you're correct. It does seem to have a similar feeling of "perfection is impossible" undercutting it. There's a critical distinction, though, and Ray Comfort exemplifies it.
      If all humans truly are born sinful, as Christianity claims, then we've all already lost before we ever got a chance to try. Even the nicest people in the world are considered not just imperfect, but outright defective, and undeserving of good things. The critical detail here is the constantly-reinforced notion that ANY level of badness is effectively "infinite" badness (particularly people will claim that an offense against an infinite being is infinitely offensive), which levels the playing field by dropping everyone to rock bottom all at once. Pinching someone once as a kid is equally as bad as being a serial killer. Thinking "wow that girl is really pretty" is equally as bad as assaulting her. And in reality these things are very obviously NOT equal.
      Judging them all as equally-bad not only drives good people insane with guilt over the smallest and least harmful mistakes, it opens the door wide for anyone to say "If I've already assaulted her just by accidentally thinking about being with her, then it doesn't get worse if I _actually_ do it, does it? I've already done it, so I may as well." And if anyone thinks there aren't people out there who ACTUALLY think that way, they're deluding themselves. Even if it's rare, it still does happen, and it's directly encouraged by this message that comes straight from the mouth of Jesus Christ himself. The same message that runs completely counter to reality, and that the vast majority of people fundamentally know is incorrect (which drives a hole clean through the Moral Argument that every human's moral intuition comes straight from God and/or Jesus himself).
      In short: Thinking in purely black and white terms causes harm on every level, from physical to emotional to mental, and it causes it to everyone, not just those on the "receiving end" of someone else's bad deed. It is not, never has been, and never will be an accurate or helpful method of judging a person's actions, and leads only to pain and suffering for all. Context, nuance, and scale are all deeply important things to keep in mind when judging the morality of a given action. It's never simple. Don't pretend it is.

    • @elegantoddity8609
      @elegantoddity8609 2 роки тому +3

      @@riluna3695 It encourages people not to try. Yeah we *should* strive to be godly, but there's no actual consequence. So long as you feel bad and say sorry, anything is permissible. It makes me think of when they say "Well, if you teach kids that they're animals they'll act like it." If you treat people like they're worthless filth who should be happy to receive the grime fallen from their masters' boot, don't be surprised if they start feeling and acting as if they're scum.
      It's a lightning rod for apathy not just to morality, but for concern for anything, a state I like to call "Everything is fine, nothing can go wrong." Everything that happens is in accordance with god's wishes, meaning no matter what happens, we are in the best possible timeline. So who cares if people die and suffer? They either A. deserve to, or B. will get infinite happiness anyway. Heck, the only thing that *stops* Christians from carrying out brutal executions on 99% of the population (besides decency) is the concept that we aren't supposed to judge; that's god's job after all. And yeah you *shouldn't* kill youths, but if they happen to die they go to heaven. Without that rule, (and heck even with it) the concept that all humanity (sans the very young) deserve to suffer the worst fate imaginable, and the death of children sends them to a glorious other world of peace and love, justifies literally every conceivable action you could ever take.

    • @nealjroberts4050
      @nealjroberts4050 2 роки тому +2

      @@riluna3695 That rather hits the nail on the head there.

  • @elpretender1357
    @elpretender1357 2 роки тому +1

    Seeing Ray scream at some random bystander makes me want to scream back at him

  • @garyhollingsworth5443
    @garyhollingsworth5443 2 роки тому +5

    Ooooh! Dumb and dumber! Haven't seen them for a while. Hope you are feeling better Sir Sic!

  • @TheMindRobber42
    @TheMindRobber42 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine if Crocoducks were in Avatar: the Last Airbender instead of turtle-ducks

  • @pandacidalmaniac2439
    @pandacidalmaniac2439 2 роки тому +3

    Lol every naturalist knows you don't try to pet the crocoduck, most inaccurate part of the video

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 2 роки тому +1

    The Crocko-Duck is just a cheesy rubber duck with a reptilian head

  • @drurysneddon797
    @drurysneddon797 2 роки тому +3

    Was that guy who was questioned by Comfort in the crowd the same one that he questioned in the other Living Waters video you made? Are Comfort and Cameron using the same guy as a plant each time, or am I just going mad?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому

      :0

    • @Major-DoMo
      @Major-DoMo 2 роки тому

      Looks like a duck… sounds like a duck…. Maybe…..

    • @laukinath194
      @laukinath194 2 роки тому +1

      It does kinda seem that way... *(that there's a repeating guy, I mean)

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 2 роки тому +1

    You'd think they'd basically admit a platypus is their "crocoduck." Ray's a kiwi, after all, and a superficial look at a platypus makes one think of a beaverduck.

  • @iaindavis4417
    @iaindavis4417 2 роки тому +5

    Darwin's theory of evolution was correct however he couldn't explain everything because the science of DNA hadn't been discovered when he wrote his theory

  • @laughingmask3118
    @laughingmask3118 2 роки тому +1

    A good explanation for why there is isn't any "crocoduck" is probably because DUCKS DIDN'T DEVOLVE FROM CROCODILIANS, they evolved from DINOSAURS.

  • @philwhitehouse4290
    @philwhitehouse4290 2 роки тому +4

    I like Aronra's response to Rays question "Have you ever used Gods name in vain?" he calls it a 'victimless crime'.

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      @legit.and.real.platform 2 роки тому

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      @Kingdeathtrooper 2 роки тому +1

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  • @nerd3d-com
    @nerd3d-com 2 роки тому +1

    No Corcaduck, really? There's a stuffed Jack-a-lope in the bar down the street. Saw it with my own eyes. It's definitely the "REEHUL" (tm). Only a merciful, loving God would create such a pointless yet cute and comical creature. Jack-a-lope, therefore Gawd!

  • @brandonevans9355
    @brandonevans9355 2 роки тому +4

    This video was great, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +4

      What do you watch at double speed? that must be... challenging.

    • @wolfos420
      @wolfos420 2 роки тому

      I read this and turned on 2x speed, had to immediately change it back, these two dingbats are already hard to listen to. Sic is better enjoyed at natural speed, like a good poop, smooth and easy listening til the end.

    • @brandonevans9355
      @brandonevans9355 2 роки тому +2

      @@SirSicCrusader Nope, I meant to say is great. I keep having to pause it so I don't miss anything.

  • @Garzini
    @Garzini 2 роки тому +2

    had me Laughing at "sound like a total fridge". Good job Sir, well played.

  • @kenbattor6350
    @kenbattor6350 2 роки тому +4

    I never told a lie. What I say has to be true somewhere in the Multiverse

  • @xanthipussofsparta6555
    @xanthipussofsparta6555 2 роки тому +1

    "what do you call someone who tells lies?"
    A preacher 🤣

  • @zaredsabretooth7980
    @zaredsabretooth7980 2 роки тому +21

    I am always actually excited to see a new Sir Sic video, thank you for being the most terriblest person thing

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +10

      I would say I try my best, but this shit is just natural damnit!

  • @tod1way
    @tod1way 2 роки тому +2

    Kirk and Ray make Used Car salesmen seem honest.

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 2 роки тому +2

    "That's called blasphemy" he said to the atheist.

  • @nickgoldyscreams
    @nickgoldyscreams 2 роки тому +1

    13:53 Thank goddamn for the camera panning down to ray's dad shoes standing on that cute little stool. If only he was being ironic he'd be my new favorite impressionist.

  • @AbstractStew
    @AbstractStew 2 роки тому +15

    Did he call a crocodile 🐊 an amphibian 🐸? That hurts my head.

    • @barrylangille3523
      @barrylangille3523 2 роки тому +3

      It does illustrate Ray's quality of mentation, and the level of his education. So there's that.

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 2 роки тому +1

      Just when you think that Ray couldn't make it more obvious that he has no idea what he's talking about, he does.

  • @michaelmills5972
    @michaelmills5972 2 роки тому +1

    They're just mad 'cos they really, REALLY want a pet crocoduck; it won't happen...crocoducks make terrible pets.

  • @satanofficial3902
    @satanofficial3902 2 роки тому +2

    "Once you go full crocoduck, you never go back."
    ---Albert Einstein

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 2 роки тому

      "Crocoduck to live. Live to crocoduck."
      ---Albert Einstein

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 2 роки тому

      "When you crocoduck, all the world crocoducks with you."
      ---Albert Einstein

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 2 роки тому

      Crocoduck ruuuuuules!

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 2 роки тому

      "When we reflect back on the year and think about everything we experienced, the proof is in the pudding that bluegill slides are obviously experiencing a threat to current beliefs that aren’t very coherent. Yes, we have no papayas. It's a surreal experience and the silence of a carnival fun-house mirror distorts everything as per standard protocol. But this pales into insignificance when compared to perfect Twilight Zone settings in the fullness of time. Dandelion turtles attempt to hitch a cart to a dead horse to stay connected to the continuous pursuit of truth and the scientific method. Iconic roadside attractions of black holes chewing bubble gum bring to mind plausible scenarios for virtue signaling and the scale-invariant communication of femto-angstroms. Great minds think alike somewhere along the way because birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. Harvey the Wonder Hamster is actual proof that it's a good thing lobsters aren't crabs because crabs are crabby. Play an accordion, go to jail. That's the law. Have you hugged your crocoduck today? Crocoducks need love, too, you know. I really should be doing something or other more important at the moment. But obviously, I'm not. It used to be called the mathematics of isospin."
      ---Albert Einstein

  • @Twinrehz
    @Twinrehz 2 роки тому +1

    “what do you call someone who lies”
    By Yahweh I wish it had been me standing there answering Ray’s inane questions, because my answer to that question would have been “a creationist”

  • @GodofToast
    @GodofToast 2 роки тому +3

    Crocoduck got me 💀

  • @whome4642
    @whome4642 2 роки тому +1

    Not the old “have you ever lied?” nonsense! Geebus Ray coming up with some new material!

  • @DoughBoyVTwo
    @DoughBoyVTwo 2 роки тому +3

    I really hope to meet Ray Comfort and shake his hand and thank him. For turning me away from Christianity, by showing how stupid these groups can be.

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 2 роки тому +1

    What makes all of this even more stupid than it appears, is even if they somehow managed to prove evolution completely false, it wouldn't give one shred of credence to their ridiculous claims about gods. It's the ultimate red herring.

  • @edluckenbill9382
    @edluckenbill9382 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for exposing these idiots . You can see thru the bull .

  • @fallstar7013
    @fallstar7013 2 роки тому

    Psycho Mantis! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait, if we just put the memory card in the other slot........

  • @2ahdcat
    @2ahdcat 2 роки тому +3

    Living waters? More like Sewage waters. lol.

  • @ericharrington3022
    @ericharrington3022 4 місяці тому

    I had a run-in with a street preacher at an event I went to - a major bucket list event for me, and he cast a pall over the day for me. I hate those idiots with a glowing enmity that will never die.

  • @breakaleg10
    @breakaleg10 2 роки тому +4

    Sir lord love a Crocoduck is back! Yay! Also, Banana Man is making no sense as always

  • @LeglessWonder
    @LeglessWonder 2 роки тому

    It’s been years and the crocoduck still cracks me the fuck up lol.

  • @detonator82
    @detonator82 2 роки тому +3

    What's with Ray's bad attempt at a David Attenborough impression?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +1

      cause hes a penner

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

      Or Marlon Perkins. In studio for Wild Kingdom. Having Jim on location to get close to the hyenas
      I , ahem, think there were several "Jims".

  • @ziul.3124
    @ziul.3124 2 роки тому

    Dont touch the tessaract, PP?🤣just spill IT out mate🤣

  • @Jeff-cn9up
    @Jeff-cn9up 2 роки тому +3

    The counterargument to Ray's nonsense in the square is to really go after him on the whole hell thing.
    Badgering him whether someone with one minor "sin" like not believing in his particular god deserves exactly the same punishment as Hitler.
    As a bible literalist, his evasions will be a wonder to behold.
    Either that or he'll just say yes, because (insert perfect sky-daddy nonsense).

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  2 роки тому +1

      :0

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 роки тому +3

      I still think turning his questions on their head is the best way.
      "Have you ever told a lie?"
      Me: "Yes."
      "What does that make you?"
      "Honest."
      "????"
      "If I wasn't honest, I wouldn't have told you I've lied, would I?"

    • @balanc-joy9187
      @balanc-joy9187 2 роки тому

      @@denverarnold6210 Genius!!!

  • @backonlazer791
    @backonlazer791 2 роки тому +1

    I have a message I would like each and every theist to hear: Having these beliefs is fine, but the moment you start peddling it to unrelated parties you become a nuisance. If you think your beliefs give you power over other people who have nothing to do with it makes you a bad person. If your god doesn't literally come down and point a gun at your head telling you to spread the word, please don't.

  • @kevinmcgrath8310
    @kevinmcgrath8310 2 роки тому +6

    These guys just keep spewing out comedy gold , and once yourself and your good lady get a hold of it , my day just gets a whole lot better , thanks to both of you 👍 edit: just to be clear, the comedy gold is not the type comfort and co intended .

  • @dethspud
    @dethspud 2 роки тому +2

    Oh and Happy New Years to you and yours! ^_^

  • @ajaxlewis7664
    @ajaxlewis7664 2 роки тому +2

    Everytime I hear Ray Comfort's voice, I want to hurt my wall.

    • @thephantomeagle2
      @thephantomeagle2 2 роки тому

      That’s why I love Sir Sic videos. I don’t have the patience to sit through them.
      I love Telltale for my religion analysis Owen rocks

  • @pollypockets508
    @pollypockets508 2 роки тому +1

    How is Ray gonna tell the dude how he would react to his own thumb getting hit.