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The Zerazure. Swiftly erasing the talking points atheists have used since time immemorial cannot be "a lot of words". It's damning enough that it's just a page (lesser) and not a book. Nough said. The Bold Claim: -The impossibility of the contrary knowledge defeats the very need for proof of the claim that God exists. -The need for proof of the contrary claim that God does not exist remains unexempt. A belief requires knowability, otherwise it would be regarded unknown. N0ne besides atheists eludes this. Since atheists neither don't know or believe God exists, by the law of excluded middle, it begs The Three Atheist Questions: -How can atheists know that God does not exist? -Why choose to believe in the only one thing we can't ever know to be true, isn't it too wishful? -What caused the wilful rejection, irrational belief that God doesn't exist? -inb4s: -You have to prove your claim that God exists. Irrelevant conclusion fallacy. -I don't have to prove my claim that God doesn't exist. You do, since it's STILL a truth claim where it's possible to know otherwise, the contrary. No special treatment shall be given cause it's not special to begin with. -Which God? The creator. Which creator? Of creation's. A fairly simple logic which atheists REALLY want to have a hard time with for some reason. -I just lack a belief in God. In God what? Complete the sentence. -In God existing. Then you must be plentiful of the belief in God not existing. -I just don't believe God exists, not that I believe God doesn't exist. You can't dodge believing God doesn't exist when you don't believe God exists. Logically incoherent nonsense. Equivalence: I don't believe it is the case, but I don't believe it is not the case. Again, logically incoherent nonsense. Just stop being a wussy semantical weasel and man up like a real atheist rebel. Confess that you believe God doesn't exist and answer the questions. As for the hard ones, submit your proofs. Argument effectuated by: The Apologetics Issue.
This argument comes equipped with a poem Dodgy aytheist sat on a wall, Dodgy aytheist had a great fall. All the hot teapots and all the parodies Couldn't help dodgy aytheist To dodge proof again.
@@teajay8769 Oh, the world could very well end - if humanity decides to destroy itself or its habitat. But it will certainly not end via any divine intervention of the kind CBN fantasise about. Nobody will be sorry because nothing of the sort will happen.
Just look around you on all the terror, diseases, starvation, murders, deaths, thousands of poisons in the nature, stillbirths, etc. Isn't it obvious that a benevolent allmighty entity created all of this? Not really I could even get behind the idea of everything being created by some higher entity but nobody can tell me he is a nice guy preparing a nice place for me when I die if I behave nicely while I live I'd see him more as a spastic like Call Me Kevin or Spiffing Brit or Josh from Let's Game It Out who screws around with his creation until he gets bored and moves on. Nothing against those youtubers, they are bloody entertaining to watch
Yes. Churches do still send missionaries to Europe. When I lived in Australia, I personally knew people who went on mission to Ireland and Italy. No joke. Apparently Catholics don't count as Christians, until they need them to make Christianity the world's biggest religion.
So true. When the point is to prove Christianity is the most popular religion of all then all differences are ignored: orthodox, catholic, protestant, whatever they have in the US... it's all one happy family.
@@juanausensi499 and have common cause with theists who hold contrary/opposition deity beliefs when defending the god/deity concept. The very same beliefs/reasons that endorsed the murder of contrary believers...
Catholics aren't Christians and neither are Mormons or jahova whitenesses... They all give Satan rim jobs by giving Jesus lip service... That one Anglican guys plays with Satan's balls... You're all going to heck....
I love the flood myth stuff. Tons of cultures have their own flood myths... but the strangest thing is that no other country that existed during those times ever noticed these global, world-ending events and just kept on going about their business.
Yeah funny thing that, almost as if even today 40% of the world population lives near the coast and floodings still happen with frightening regularity. And so many cultures talk about a great flood. Except for the ones that don't, of course. Now either that could mean that the omniscient, all-loving God of Christianity killed everyone but like...10 dudes and a bunch of animals in a gigantic flood... or people incorporated traumatic events into their history and mythology to contextualise these events. But you know, there's always the bible argument so I guess they're onto something.
Odd, isn't it, we have ancient cultures with written histories in many places around the planet, that existed at the time, and nobody saw Noah sail by.
@@l0rf who only saved 1 of each animal, somehow fitting onto one boat, and who's decision to kill literally everything was based on the decision of, what a few dozen people at most? almost as if the bible's description of god paints them as an absolutely terrible piece of shit, on the level of the greek gods.
@@Choryrth The Greek Pantheon was a huge influence on the mediterranean, including the Abrahamic faith as it transitioned from polytheistic to monotheistic (Yahwe and Elohim were different gods of an older jewish, polytheistic pantheon that were merged into the one God) and they took a lot of influence from everyone around them, including Greek and Mesopothamian myth.
@@MrBizteck that is certainly a possibility! But for example, there are flood myths in Hindu and even some Native American myths. It's a pretty widespread phenomenon.
@@graveyardshift2100 Civilization has always developed on coastlines or next to rivers, so the ubiquity of flood myths isn't that surprising. Stories about the undead also seem to be nearly universal across human cultures, no doubt as a warning of the disease that unburied corpses could spread amongst the living, which ancient people could only explain as a curse or the predation of ghosts and monsters.
There a German geologist with the first name of Gunther (can't remember his last name). He boasts multiple advanced degrees, published many papers. A legit expert. Listening to him tell it, he had an epiphany during a museum exhibition, and simply converted to christinity. He has since become a poster boy for christian organization he now works for. I wonder how much he was paid for this miraculous conversion. He was debunked by Forrest Valkai. I wish I could remember more details on this. Interesting though.
On Wikipedia Dr.Andrew Snelling has a Ph.D. from Sydney University and contributed to the study of uranium in 5 scientific journals in the 80's. Other than that, everything else only references his work in creationist magazines, ICR ( International Creation Research), and AIG. He applied to get some rocks from the grand canyon and was denied cause they said he could those same rocks outside the Grand Canyon. He sued the parks department but lost. Haha. Nothing in any scientific journals after 1989, he got his degree in 1982.
Let us not forget Dr. Andrew Snelling's picture of the Grand Canyon showing rocks that had been folded and his clever positioning of his students for scale in the exact positions that some how blocked showing the cracks and fractures the defeated his claim that the rocks were folded when they were laid down while they were still wet.
Snelling is unfortunately one of those "creation scientists" who just flat out knows that what he is saying is nonsense. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but when you show that you do in fact know the facts and then turn around and spout nonsense about the same thing, well, there's really no way around it. He's lying.
That man at the "answers" conference hit the nail on the head: hang out with people who think the same things as you and get nothing but confirmation of those shared beliefs. That's the true path to . . . uh, stupidity. Thanks, Sic. Sounds like you're doing better.
And the Mrs gets credit for my new record for fastest "Like". If I were asked to picture two unicorns f**king, that was not the image I would have come up with. But leave it to the Sics to consistently put new, creative, and perhaps unimaginably dirty thoughts and images into our heads. I myself couldn't be more grateful, so thanks to the both of you for that.
@@SweetTreat-wl2yl On his part, absolutely. On her part...okay, maybe, but that's simply because I don't know enough about her, though I guess it ultimately does not matter. The talent is there, it is at work, we get to enjoy it, and that is all that matters.
Shit that would have blown their minds.. "This isn't actually evidence of a flood." "What?" "no it's a Dragon." Now that is something I would pay to see (not much but some).
The very fact that they told those children not to trust in science and only God and then use the very thing that they said not to trust just means they literally shot themselves in their feet.💯😂🤣😂🤣
I lived in East Tennessee, and remember riding around drinking beer, hunting grouse above my trailer one day and some graduate students in geology, (from UT, I was actually an undergad in finance at the time), were looking at rock formations that clearly showed in the layers the gradual change in species over time, but I don't remember running into anyone that talked like this "creation scientist".
That’s because creation scientists tend to get lost if they actually go out to try to find evidence, and never make it back as “believing” you know the way back and actually knowing the way are different things.
Big surprise. This Dr. Andrew Snelling, instead of doing actual research and getting it peer reviewed to verify it, is instead, doing tours and pretty much preaching, and publishing books to the public. Big red flag that what he's saying is bullcrap.
I've been to Ken Hams creation museum in Kentucky. I had the chance and I took it. They explained feeding animals with a farm under the deck. The whole thing was insane and entertaining. Also, if you don't pay and just go in, nothing happens
Did they make any attempt to explain how the inside was lit enough to see to care for those animals? Or how and wear all the food was stored? Or how they got all the waste out?
@@brianbarber5401 Isn't the answer obvious? God did it. He somehome forgot to tell Noah when the flood will end, but god clearly, undoubtly, fully proven the bible was an excellent stable-lad.
@@kayb9979 the ark encounter is surprisingly far away from the creation museum. They did however, go on and on about the ark, and they did explain how they only needed one of each kind, not each species
He said crystals... My wife brought my sons and I crystal animal effigies with different healing abilities... We all said bullshit, but the animals are beautifully carved, soo we all said thank you and kept them♥️
@@SeanTR420 because dunning Kruger? magic crystals MUST have mystical powers... proof? no no no. you just need to BELIVE they will help and they Do.. whats that just whoo? nah nahh totaly works better than placebos
@@Kualinar eggs - act- lee ♥️ The only stones with healing powers are in my local park, they only pop up at night. You lick them four times then stagger away 🤯
A woman once glued a bunch of "healing crystals" to her steering wheel to protect her while driving. Congratulations! You just turned your airbag into a claymore!
I went to a Catholic school in Europe and we were taught that there is no evidence whatsoever and we just have to have faith and take the booble fairy tails as metaphors and people not having scientific explanations for stuff back in the day🤔🤣
@@lornajames yeah, at least it’s a little more honest than “the science is wrong” but still pretty laughable that they instead went with “We know it’s all BS but pretty please believe anyway.”
"Jesus took the wheel, and drove us to Tijuana for shots." It's a monthly publication and less scientific and more documentation for those who just forgot what they did that particular weekend.
I dont know, last time Jesus took my wheel it ended pretty wildly, but okay i admit since the guy had no driving licence , well it was part my fault, and God must have been somewhere else to do his thing. So it actually was just part bad decission making ,i.e. letting Jesus taking the wheel, and part of having bad Fortune. But you know.... shit happens, nothing one can do much , right....... :-)
Apparently the Mesopotamians, Neolithic Chinese, Hindus, and Egyptians never realized that a global deluge was crushing their civilizations under heavy water
So I set a box down on my room and said, if there's a god, I'd like to see him move this box. My cat came and sat on it, and the box didn't go anywhere. Therefore my cat is stronger than their god, checkmate theists. For reference, as a former christian, I know (and many christians don't, I assure you) that in Judges 6:36-40, Gideon tests god in pretty much this sort of way, twice. So none of that "though shalt not test the lord" nonsense. There are multiple points in the bible where exactly that was done. Wow, this is easy, no wonder they do it so often.
I had little influence with religion as a child, became a pagan for about 5 years as a teenager on my own whim, then switched to christianity at 20 by another's influence. Spent 20 years as a christian, offering my faith, prayers and love as it were to the best of my abilities..... and now I'm back to being pagan because I came to realize how ludicrous the christian faith really is. In those 20 years nearly every question I had was given the response of "just read the bible" which is ripe with controversy, every good thing that I had in life was ruthlessly ripped out of my life like Job (if he even existed), I'm pretty sure they are responsible for more death then the rest of the worlds history e.g. the Witch Trials, Crusades, the Roman Empire and I'm sure countless LGBT+ murders and that's just the snowflake on the tip of the iceberg. There are... few... good points to the faith and I have met many christians who are generally good, kind hearted and wonderful people but I came to the realization that God isn't for everyone. If believing in God makes you happy, great, doesn't mean we are all required to. I'm an advocate for Freedom OF religion, but I also advocate for Freedom FROM religion.
CBN is going to blow your mind with lectures from Andrew Snelling and Professor Blabity-Blah! Me: "If I keep facepalming from listening to these brain farts, they really will blow my mind!"
It's bad enough when it's amateurs ranting about their ignorance, but when it's a clearly well funded high effort operation doing it this tells me they have too much financial support.
@@blu3d3vil97 I visited some of the old churches in england and rome, and one thought kept coming to me... "Putting a paywall on a happy afterlife is amazingly profitable."
NO creationist could ever also be a scientist. The two are totally mutually exclusive. ANYONE who work at answer in genesis MUST start by pledging to a statement of faith where they must vow to uphold the scriptures above all, in particular against science and established facts disproving the scriptures. That's in the Appalachians. Those hills and mountains where formed during the formation of Pangaea, the last super continent. The mere existence of the Appalachians is proof against the young earth narrative. Those white crystalline intrusions are more than 6000 years old, and included into rocks that are over a billion years old.
Eh, I'm betting on most records getting destroyed and us just missing out on the great majority of myths and legends out there. And yeah, everyone steals from everyone else, things like myths spread mostly via storytellers in one huge game of telephone where everyone changes parts of the story to make them sound cooler, do that often enough and one myth becomes another.
@@Soapy-chan_old I think you're right. What was that other ancient culture that also had a flood story? Oh yeah, the ancient civilization of Eachandeveryone!
On a side note, If you are ever in that area it is a beautiful part of the country to have a relaxing vacation and check out some of the sights. I have been there many times and have thoroughly enjoyed all of the natural attractions that I have seen. It is not like going to a theme park or action packed area but it has a little of everything if that is the stuff you are looking for, not to sound like a tour guide or salesman or anything.
Well, in that case Gandalf the Grey sacrificed himself for his people and came back transformed into Gandalf the White, then they talked about it so it must have happened for real, right?
Rare publication: “You know they say…” Monthly: confirming your misconceptions and informing your reality with things you already believed. I am told there are many good articles by all of the people at work who are always quoting, “You know, they say that…”
Doodoo head, the worlds mightiest cut down! This news story had as much facts in it as a blank sheet of paper. Where I grew up we used to dig up lots of crystals because we lived in an old volcanic crater and I never once thought "Aha, Earth is young!" but "Holy crap, this is awesome and old!" Grew up in a Catholic family that thankfully understood science so they didn't impede me in my love for it.
This was not how I wanted to see my home town being represented. lol Born & raised here in Knox county....It's always surreal to see it talked about through other means, like this. ^_^
Always got to love it when the 'proof' of your scripture shows up only a comfortable drive way from your house and you know... not thousands of miles in some other country across the ocean in some obscure little village town.
Back in the Pleistocene when I took a little geology, I seem to recall that larger crystals took longer to develop, and were not evidence of rapid deposition.
Glad to see you doing better Yep a suit a desk and green screen make a legitimate news station. There is a reason that the word “sophomoric” means what it does
In one part of my mind I feel sad for these people, so mired in this nonsense they can't see that they're seeking evidence to fit their previously held belief, not letting evidence inform their belief... Then I remember that they will as one screech about how that's what I do because I am an evil sinner committed to hating a god I don't believe in, and would cackle like hyenas no matter my protests... Then I just laugh because these people are so willingly ignorant.
Attempting to pacify the monotheistic deity with pleas for mercy is equivalent to Russian people stroking the ego of Josef Stalin to get the tyrant to refrain from persecuting everyone
listening to you wreck these clowns is so refreshing. like my soul is rejuvenated. i feel like i could take over the world and take all the whiskey for myself
Having grown up in Australia, it absolutely blows my mind that someone like this could have come out of Australia, because the only time I was exposed to this creationist woo nonsense growing up was at the Christian schools I attended.
On the one hand I am happy and proud, as an Australian that we have collectively laughed Ken Ham and Andrew Snelling out of the country. On the other, as an Australian that lives in the US, I am saddened by the fact that they are taken seriously enough to make bank over here. For a young Earth creationist Ham really seems to be trying for the 'Neanderthal Abe Lincoln' look these days.
I feel uniquely qualified to speak on Clingmans Dome, as a proud East TN Appalachian and historian. The Blue Ridge Mountains, which Clingmans Dome is part of, are actually almost 2 billion years old, and are one of the oldest ranges on earth (8th or 9th I believe) They Appalachians actually used to be part of the same mountain range as what are now the Scottish Highlands, before the continent broke apart. Makes my ancestors leaving there and settling here somewhat poetic. So yea, they def weren’t formed quickly lol Edit: holy fuck. Did that motherfucker really say “sev-er-ville”? It’s “suh-veer-vul” tho ville is acceptable lol. I sure hope he stayed away from Maryville 😂
The age of the mountains overall isn't necessarily the age of all of the features. Clingmans Dome is made mostly of metamorphosed sedimentary rocks that are a lot younger than the underlying Precambrian strata.
In case you don't know, there was a MASSIVE flood in the middle east about 4000 years ago, but it was just the middle east, not the whole world. Explains where they got the flood idea, but it was just everywhere they knew of, not everywhere in the world.
My parents are Catholic missionaries as well (we moved from Italy to France) and it was such a struggle growing up, I'm the oldest of my siblings and when we moved I was 13/14 so the worst time to get uprooted 🥲 I'm happy now to be able to live in France because it's a lot more progressive and secular compared to Italy 😂
Sarcasm? I'll have to reconsider my assessment of Sir Sic... it always seemed to me that he spoke the unadulterated truth with all the sincerity and respect the topic deserved. Oh... I see your point.
I've been to lots of conferences in my life and many in Las Vegas. Who knew that some place in TN had a MEGA CONFERENCE! I bet Las Vegas will end up going out of business if TN keeps up with the MEGA CONFERENCES!
I was one of Jehovah's Witnesses. When I was about 17 I started having serious doubts about the existence of God because my parents abused me (mostly through emotional manipulation and verbal harassment, but sometimes with violence) and no matter how hard I prayed or how many nights I spent crying to him, nothing ever got better, only worse. I weas terrified to doubt God because I was taught he would kill me for doubting him. However, I eventually mustered up the courage and picked up any scientific research I could find on the historicity of the flood. Not only did I find out that there is no evidence for the flood, but there is a 12,000 year old native tribe living in California to this day. I dropped my faith and became an Atheist. As a result, my parents kicked me out of the house. I'm still living on my own a year later and have no regrets.
So my question would be, "how would you determine if a piece of evidence is from a natural cause or a divine cause?" Let's forget about the actual evidence for a moment, how do you determine the cause of the evidence?
Since you can never discount "the cause could be something natural that I don't know about" as a potential, you can't ever go "since there is no known natural cause, it must be a divine cause". Basically, any attempt to call the cause necessarily of divine origin is an invocation of the Appeal to Ignorance Fallacy.
There are similar flood stories throughout the ancient world. Stories told thousands of years prior to the bible's creation in much older religions. The end of the Younger Dryas period explains a flood.
Ah, there's where you are wrong. The crispian god exists since before time. He had so much to do with the whole creation and destruction business that he didn't have time to put much effort in his writing skills - obviously he's male, so multitasking may not be his strong suit. Therefore the older stories were just first drafts until he got it right in his last bestseller.
I relate to Josh. I was raised pentecostal. I was Super Christian when I was his age. Then after I came back from Iraq and Afghanistan I was less so but still every Sunday and Wednesday. Then I flipped and decided it was all lies in my late 20s and early 30s. Now having just turned 40, I really don't care anymore. I haven't been to church in over a decade, probably catch on fire if I tried to enter one. My kids go to the youth group but don't seem to care much for the religion part just social and that's fine. Honestly I wouldn't care if they decided to become Christians. I'm neither for it or against it anymore, I'm too tired to give a damn. But I still love watching SIC. I find it hilarious. And weak, these people have terrible arguments and ideas. Granted arguing with people was 90% of my childhood but we were taught way better than this. And yeah the arguments will always be flawed but these guys have the ideas of small children. My 4th generation preacher father would eat them alive just for saying most of this stupid crap, and he believes the same stuff he just presents it better. Then he'd probably "reeducate" them to see things his way. I love this channel. We need more like it. I don't really care about faith. But the stupid needs to be treated.
I helped the broadcasting team for my high school's sports network. We were called CBN. My school name was the C, and the BN are self-explanatory. We absolutely didn't have a budget, and yet our content was much more engaging than whatever tosh this Christian broadcast network is peddling. When I say helped I was never officially a member. I was a riflery team member and I had a steady hand. So I was cameraman.
"Brainally Retentive." Praise and Thanks to Sir Sic. I shall incorporate that phrase into my daily life whenever necessary. Which is alcohol-consumption-inducingly often.
That's was just so frigging depressing. And aggravating. (Thankfully, I had Mrs. Sic's incredible magazine covers to go back to so I could turn the tears of sadness and rage back into tears of laughter.)
I was reading something H.P. Lovecraft wrote against religion. I absolutely LOVED this part: "We all know that any emotional bias -- irrespective of truth or falsity -- can be implanted by suggestion in the emotions of the young, hence the inherited traditions of an orthodox community are absolutely without evidential value.... If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences. With such an honest and inflexible openness to evidence, they could not fail to receive any real truth which might be manifesting itself around them. The fact that religionists do not follow this honourable course, but cheat at their game by invoking juvenile quasi-hypnosis, is enough to destroy their pretensions in my eyes even if their absurdity were not manifest in every other direction." He's absolutely right! If religion were true and parents were honest, they would INSIST that their kids go out and search for the truth, thus finding their way to the One True Religion! Instead, parents insist on brainwashing their kids into their religion. Isn't that a tacit acknowledgement by the parents that there's no truth at all to their religion? That they KNOW their kids will never choose the religion over objective reality and so they're compelled to indoctrinate the kids, instead. That seems to be one of the best indictments against religion that I can copy-n-paste!
God damn it! I live in the the Tennessee Valley just 30 miles from the GSM. I wish I had known about his presence. I would love to have stumbled “accidentally” on this bunch of creationists.
The last church I went to before I left Christianity had missionaries all over the world including in western Europe. I remember one time they were talking about a family that went to Wales and they were talking about how "godless" it was there and that Christianity had all but disappeared there.
If whiskey were a house, I would want not for shelter If whiskey were a star, I would want not for light If whiskey were air, I would want not for breath If whiskey were a person, I would want not for love If whiskey were a god, I would want not for salvation
In the Spider-Man comics, Spider-Man lives in New York city. New York city is a real place therefore Spider-Man is also real. That's how this works right?
I seem to vaguely remember an early level Sunday school class where there had been a fuss over whether geological evidence of large scrapes and ridges were from glaciers or the big flood. The science teacher had told us one thing, now the preacher had dropped by the Sunday school class to set us straight. I don't remember anything back then about creationism or new earth mythology, but the flood had to be defended. As far as I could see, science won. We went to the moon after all.
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The Zerazure.
Swiftly erasing the talking points atheists have used since time immemorial cannot be "a lot of words".
It's damning enough that it's just a page (lesser) and not a book. Nough said.
The Bold Claim:
-The impossibility of the contrary knowledge defeats the very need for proof of the claim that God exists.
-The need for proof of the contrary claim that God does not exist remains unexempt.
A belief requires knowability, otherwise it would be regarded unknown. N0ne besides atheists eludes this.
Since atheists neither don't know or believe God exists, by the law of excluded middle, it begs
The Three Atheist Questions:
-How can atheists know that God does not exist?
-Why choose to believe in the only one thing we can't ever know to be true, isn't it too wishful?
-What caused the wilful rejection, irrational belief that God doesn't exist?
-inb4s:
-You have to prove your claim that God exists.
Irrelevant conclusion fallacy.
-I don't have to prove my claim that God doesn't exist.
You do, since it's STILL a truth claim where it's possible to know otherwise, the contrary.
No special treatment shall be given cause it's not special to begin with.
-Which God? The creator. Which creator? Of creation's.
A fairly simple logic which atheists REALLY want to have a hard time with for some reason.
-I just lack a belief in God.
In God what? Complete the sentence.
-In God existing.
Then you must be plentiful of the belief in God not existing.
-I just don't believe God exists, not that I believe God doesn't exist.
You can't dodge believing God doesn't exist when you don't believe God exists.
Logically incoherent nonsense.
Equivalence: I don't believe it is the case, but I don't believe it is not the case.
Again, logically incoherent nonsense.
Just stop being a wussy semantical weasel and man up like a real atheist rebel.
Confess that you believe God doesn't exist and answer the questions.
As for the hard ones, submit your proofs.
Argument effectuated by: The Apologetics Issue.
Get well soon!
Hope you feel better Sic!
This argument comes equipped with a poem
Dodgy aytheist sat on a wall,
Dodgy aytheist had a great fall.
All the hot teapots and all the parodies
Couldn't help dodgy aytheist
To dodge proof again.
I prescribe more whiskey
CBN is the network that has predicted the end of the world about a dozen times and never apologized for being mistaken all those times.
That's odd, given the amount of apologists.
@@finestPlugins 🤣🤣
"and never apologized for it not ending" I'm sure you wanted to say originally.
You're gonna be sorry when they predict it right and it does end
@@teajay8769 Oh, the world could very well end - if humanity decides to destroy itself or its habitat. But it will certainly not end via any divine intervention of the kind CBN fantasise about. Nobody will be sorry because nothing of the sort will happen.
The "proof" for creationism typically boils down to; "I mean, just look around you (raising arms and swinging them side to side), isn't it obvious?"
or for the bibli tells me so
A method adopted by flat earth morons too, " look at it, it's obviously flat"
Why listen to evidence when somebody has evidences ?
Usually followed with a reference to Romans 1 20
Just look around you on all the terror, diseases, starvation, murders, deaths, thousands of poisons in the nature, stillbirths, etc.
Isn't it obvious that a benevolent allmighty entity created all of this? Not really
I could even get behind the idea of everything being created by some higher entity but nobody can tell me he is a nice guy preparing a nice place for me when I die if I behave nicely while I live
I'd see him more as a spastic like Call Me Kevin or Spiffing Brit or Josh from Let's Game It Out who screws around with his creation until he gets bored and moves on. Nothing against those youtubers, they are bloody entertaining to watch
Yes. Churches do still send missionaries to Europe. When I lived in Australia, I personally knew people who went on mission to Ireland and Italy. No joke. Apparently Catholics don't count as Christians, until they need them to make Christianity the world's biggest religion.
So true. When the point is to prove Christianity is the most popular religion of all then all differences are ignored: orthodox, catholic, protestant, whatever they have in the US... it's all one happy family.
@@juanausensi499 and have common cause with theists who hold contrary/opposition deity beliefs when defending the god/deity concept. The very same beliefs/reasons that endorsed the murder of contrary believers...
@UCpfY3l2gjOIAvXq32FQI0Pg non sequitur much?
Catholics aren't Christians and neither are Mormons or jahova whitenesses... They all give Satan rim jobs by giving Jesus lip service... That one Anglican guys plays with Satan's balls... You're all going to heck....
In 1998, Southern Baptists held a conference in Salt Lake City with an ostensible purpose to convert the Mormons.
I love the flood myth stuff. Tons of cultures have their own flood myths... but the strangest thing is that no other country that existed during those times ever noticed these global, world-ending events and just kept on going about their business.
Yeah funny thing that, almost as if even today 40% of the world population lives near the coast and floodings still happen with frightening regularity. And so many cultures talk about a great flood. Except for the ones that don't, of course. Now either that could mean that the omniscient, all-loving God of Christianity killed everyone but like...10 dudes and a bunch of animals in a gigantic flood... or people incorporated traumatic events into their history and mythology to contextualise these events. But you know, there's always the bible argument so I guess they're onto something.
Odd, isn't it, we have ancient cultures with written histories in many places around the planet, that existed at the time, and nobody saw Noah sail by.
@@engineeredlifeform Cause they were drowned by the flood caused by the loving, good and caring creator god, duh.
@@l0rf who only saved 1 of each animal, somehow fitting onto one boat, and who's decision to kill literally everything was based on the decision of, what a few dozen people at most? almost as if the bible's description of god paints them as an absolutely terrible piece of shit, on the level of the greek gods.
@@Choryrth The Greek Pantheon was a huge influence on the mediterranean, including the Abrahamic faith as it transitioned from polytheistic to monotheistic (Yahwe and Elohim were different gods of an older jewish, polytheistic pantheon that were merged into the one God) and they took a lot of influence from everyone around them, including Greek and Mesopothamian myth.
My favorite thing about this is that there's a flood myth in a lot of other mythologies that are older than Christianity.
And flood myths among people who apparently all perished in The Flood.
I thought the flood myth dated from the creation of the Mediterranean sea. When the Atlantic wall broke and flodded the Mediterranean plains.
@@MrBizteck that is certainly a possibility! But for example, there are flood myths in Hindu and even some Native American myths. It's a pretty widespread phenomenon.
you mean them False regions and false myths!!! Zoroastrians pifft never head of it
@@graveyardshift2100 Civilization has always developed on coastlines or next to rivers, so the ubiquity of flood myths isn't that surprising. Stories about the undead also seem to be nearly universal across human cultures, no doubt as a warning of the disease that unburied corpses could spread amongst the living, which ancient people could only explain as a curse or the predation of ghosts and monsters.
My favorite bit was when Ken Ham's Ark Museum had leaks and water damage. That is the beauty of life you just can't buy.
Andrew Snelling, a legitimate scientist who traded in his credibility for his faith…and a paycheck.
Mainly, the paycheck. 🤬
"Who traded in his scientific credentials for his faith....in a easier and bigger paycheck"
Fixed for maximum accuracy 👌
A very fat paycheck to be sure.
Is he Australian?
There a German geologist with the first name of Gunther (can't remember his last name). He boasts multiple advanced degrees, published many papers. A legit expert. Listening to him tell it, he had an epiphany during a museum exhibition, and simply converted to christinity. He has since become a poster boy for christian organization he now works for. I wonder how much he was paid for this miraculous conversion. He was debunked by Forrest Valkai. I wish I could remember more details on this. Interesting though.
Defend Sir Sic's lungs! Whiskey shields, activate! Oh, and have a fiver.
At least the “creation scientists” are consistent about one thing:
They’re all dishonest and willfully incompetent
On Wikipedia Dr.Andrew Snelling has a Ph.D. from Sydney University and contributed to the study of uranium in 5 scientific journals in the 80's. Other than that, everything else only references his work in creationist magazines, ICR ( International Creation Research), and AIG. He applied to get some rocks from the grand canyon and was denied cause they said he could those same rocks outside the Grand Canyon. He sued the parks department but lost. Haha. Nothing in any scientific journals after 1989, he got his degree in 1982.
One could suspect he only got his PhD for the title and to give his claims credibility.
@@grahvis Piled High & Deep.
Let us not forget Dr. Andrew Snelling's picture of the Grand Canyon showing rocks that had been folded and his clever positioning of his students for scale in the exact positions that some how blocked showing the cracks and fractures the defeated his claim that the rocks were folded when they were laid down while they were still wet.
Snelling is unfortunately one of those "creation scientists" who just flat out knows that what he is saying is nonsense. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but when you show that you do in fact know the facts and then turn around and spout nonsense about the same thing, well, there's really no way around it. He's lying.
@@vestafreyja His brain should have as many folds.
That man at the "answers" conference hit the nail on the head: hang out with people who think the same things as you and get nothing but confirmation of those shared beliefs. That's the true path to . . . uh, stupidity. Thanks, Sic. Sounds like you're doing better.
Is there an echo.. *echo.. echo.. echo..* in that chamber??
I think so. 😂
I am not commenting on this comment. I don't want to boost Sir Sic in the Al Gore Rhythmz. True story bro
@@Armand79th No there is no Echo Echo Echo, its just Tinnitus playing games with your ears......😎
I ain't gonna lie.
Those unicorns mating got me.
Eww, cloppers
"Brainally Retentive." I think we've found the winner phrase!
And the Mrs gets credit for my new record for fastest "Like". If I were asked to picture two unicorns f**king, that was not the image I would have come up with. But leave it to the Sics to consistently put new, creative, and perhaps unimaginably dirty thoughts and images into our heads. I myself couldn't be more grateful, so thanks to the both of you for that.
And last time, it was airplanes sword-dueling. Just where does that talent come from?
@@DavidRichardson153 Whisky. Lots and lots of whisky.
@@SweetTreat-wl2yl On his part, absolutely. On her part...okay, maybe, but that's simply because I don't know enough about her, though I guess it ultimately does not matter. The talent is there, it is at work, we get to enjoy it, and that is all that matters.
Dude, now I have to WATCH instead of just listen😜
@@spacepope69 Yeah, I completely missed the airplanes…
They should have got a foremost rockologist like Hans Wormhat. If they wanted credibility.
Oh, I so want to see that crossover.
Or Roger from good old MF(Eww)
I was thinking of good ol' Roger of Mudflood University, at least he has a school adjacent name. Could use some weirdness crossover for some lols
Should be confirmed by flatzoid who believes that the moon isn’t rock but is transparent
Shit that would have blown their minds.. "This isn't actually evidence of a flood." "What?" "no it's a Dragon." Now that is something I would pay to see (not much but some).
Given the state of creationist argumentation, it's probably more apt to call it the olds rather than the news
Ha!
I believe this is the first atheist dad joke I’ve ever encountered 😂
Unless you compare it with muslim apologists...
It's not the olds, but the antiquateds.
I don't get it
The very fact that they told those children not to trust in science and only God and then use the very thing that they said not to trust just means they literally shot themselves in their feet.💯😂🤣😂🤣
Feel better soon!
"I won't tell God if you don't tell God" killed me
I've been to the Smokey Mountains, with that accent, I would strongly advise that newscaster to not go anywhere near there.
I lived in East Tennessee, and remember riding around drinking beer, hunting grouse above my trailer one day and some graduate students in geology, (from UT, I was actually an undergad in finance at the time), were looking at rock formations that clearly showed in the layers the gradual change in species over time, but I don't remember running into anyone that talked like this "creation scientist".
That’s because creation scientists tend to get lost if they actually go out to try to find evidence, and never make it back as “believing” you know the way back and actually knowing the way are different things.
The great flood is true...
Once UA-cam was created
Bullshit floods our every day lives
This guys an expert
Big surprise. This Dr. Andrew Snelling, instead of doing actual research and getting it peer reviewed to verify it, is instead, doing tours and pretty much preaching, and publishing books to the public. Big red flag that what he's saying is bullcrap.
The magazine "If God didn't want me to Sin, why did he make Lucifer so damn Hot?" that's a good read
I love that you dropkicking the child was directly followed by a St Jude Hospital ad
I've been to Ken Hams creation museum in Kentucky. I had the chance and I took it. They explained feeding animals with a farm under the deck. The whole thing was insane and entertaining. Also, if you don't pay and just go in, nothing happens
Did they make any attempt to explain how the inside was lit enough to see to care for those animals? Or how and wear all the food was stored? Or how they got all the waste out?
@@brianbarber5401 Isn't the answer obvious? God did it. He somehome forgot to tell Noah when the flood will end, but god clearly, undoubtly, fully proven the bible was an excellent stable-lad.
Was the inside of the ark larger than the outside, or did they bang on about how you didn't need many "kinds" to start a breeding population?
@@brianbarber5401 just saw this, and no, they were mostly concerned with explaining dinosaurs
@@kayb9979 the ark encounter is surprisingly far away from the creation museum. They did however, go on and on about the ark, and they did explain how they only needed one of each kind, not each species
He said crystals...
My wife brought my sons and I crystal animal effigies with different healing abilities...
We all said bullshit, but the animals are beautifully carved, soo we all said thank you and kept them♥️
Your wife really must love you all.
Crystals have a great magical property : They can be so beautiful, and can be made into many very nice things.
@@SeanTR420 because dunning Kruger?
magic crystals MUST have mystical powers... proof? no no no. you just need to BELIVE they will help and they Do.. whats that just whoo? nah nahh totaly works better than placebos
@@Kualinar eggs - act- lee ♥️
The only stones with healing powers are in my local park, they only pop up at night. You lick them four times then stagger away 🤯
A woman once glued a bunch of "healing crystals" to her steering wheel to protect her while driving. Congratulations! You just turned your airbag into a claymore!
I went to a Catholic school in Europe and we were taught that there is no evidence whatsoever and we just have to have faith and take the booble fairy tails as metaphors and people not having scientific explanations for stuff back in the day🤔🤣
Man they aren't even trying
@@lornajames yeah, at least it’s a little more honest than “the science is wrong” but still pretty laughable that they instead went with “We know it’s all BS but pretty please believe anyway.”
@@miaironstone6783 pretty please believe and give money
"Jesus took the wheel, and drove us to Tijuana for shots." It's a monthly publication and less scientific and more documentation for those who just forgot what they did that particular weekend.
I dont know, last time Jesus took my wheel it ended pretty wildly, but okay i admit since the guy had no driving licence , well it was part my fault, and God must have been somewhere else to do his thing. So it actually was just part bad decission making ,i.e. letting Jesus taking the wheel, and part of having bad Fortune. But you know.... shit happens, nothing one can do much , right....... :-)
Apparently the Mesopotamians, Neolithic Chinese, Hindus, and Egyptians never realized that a global deluge was crushing their civilizations under heavy water
These Answers in Genesis folks make me wish we could get the band Genesis back together long enough to record an album called "Answers In . . ."
With the second coming of Peter Gabriel, hopefully :)
@@bob_the_bomb4508, well said, Mr. Bomb!
Should I ask what kind of bomb you are?
@@johndemeritt3460 as in ‘Bob the builder…’
@@bob_the_bomb4508, fair enough . . . I was going to ask " . . .as in a bomb, A Bomb, H Bomb, or Da Bomb?" But this works, too . . . .
17:03 "It really helps a lot"... to be in an echo chamber to reinforce my believes and pre venting me from thinking to much.... at all!
They really should've spoken to an expert on this rock stuff, like Roger from Mudfossil University!
So I set a box down on my room and said, if there's a god, I'd like to see him move this box.
My cat came and sat on it, and the box didn't go anywhere.
Therefore my cat is stronger than their god, checkmate theists.
For reference, as a former christian, I know (and many christians don't, I assure you) that in Judges 6:36-40, Gideon tests god in pretty much this sort of way, twice.
So none of that "though shalt not test the lord" nonsense.
There are multiple points in the bible where exactly that was done.
Wow, this is easy, no wonder they do it so often.
I had little influence with religion as a child, became a pagan for about 5 years as a teenager on my own whim, then switched to christianity at 20 by another's influence. Spent 20 years as a christian, offering my faith, prayers and love as it were to the best of my abilities..... and now I'm back to being pagan because I came to realize how ludicrous the christian faith really is. In those 20 years nearly every question I had was given the response of "just read the bible" which is ripe with controversy, every good thing that I had in life was ruthlessly ripped out of my life like Job (if he even existed), I'm pretty sure they are responsible for more death then the rest of the worlds history e.g. the Witch Trials, Crusades, the Roman Empire and I'm sure countless LGBT+ murders and that's just the snowflake on the tip of the iceberg. There are... few... good points to the faith and I have met many christians who are generally good, kind hearted and wonderful people but I came to the realization that God isn't for everyone. If believing in God makes you happy, great, doesn't mean we are all required to. I'm an advocate for Freedom OF religion, but I also advocate for Freedom FROM religion.
CBN is going to blow your mind with lectures from Andrew Snelling and Professor Blabity-Blah!
Me: "If I keep facepalming from listening to these brain farts, they really will blow my mind!"
:0
It's bad enough when it's amateurs ranting about their ignorance, but when it's a clearly well funded high effort operation doing it this tells me they have too much financial support.
Just look at churches
@@blu3d3vil97 I visited some of the old churches in england and rome, and one thought kept coming to me... "Putting a paywall on a happy afterlife is amazingly profitable."
"...hopes to flood his mind with..."
Bullshit. He hopes to flood his empty mind with bullshit. There, fixed it 👍
As a local I can at least add that the events center they did this creationist gathering in was also where I went to my first anime convention 😂
NO creationist could ever also be a scientist. The two are totally mutually exclusive.
ANYONE who work at answer in genesis MUST start by pledging to a statement of faith where they must vow to uphold the scriptures above all, in particular against science and established facts disproving the scriptures.
That's in the Appalachians. Those hills and mountains where formed during the formation of Pangaea, the last super continent. The mere existence of the Appalachians is proof against the young earth narrative.
Those white crystalline intrusions are more than 6000 years old, and included into rocks that are over a billion years old.
The only other flood story was in the Epic of Gilgamesh that was less world ending. Pretty certain that's just proof of the bible commiting plagarism.
Eh, I'm betting on most records getting destroyed and us just missing out on the great majority of myths and legends out there. And yeah, everyone steals from everyone else, things like myths spread mostly via storytellers in one huge game of telephone where everyone changes parts of the story to make them sound cooler, do that often enough and one myth becomes another.
The only other flood story? That is hilariously wrong.
@@Soapy-chan_old I think you're right. What was that other ancient culture that also had a flood story? Oh yeah, the ancient civilization of Eachandeveryone!
@@drdave8607 lool xD
The Australian aborigines have a flood story and theirs is true, it's about the sea level rising and it's from the end of the last ice age
"The Delta House has a long history of existence to itself and to the community at large." - Animal House
Similar logic to the Fluddites.
As long as we don't forget how Germans bombed Pearl Harbor :D
@@InsanityOverboard Eh, i still can't forgive the Japanese for invading Poland.
But they’re on Double Secret Probation…
On a side note, If you are ever in that area it is a beautiful part of the country to have a relaxing vacation and check out some of the sights. I have been there many times and have thoroughly enjoyed all of the natural attractions that I have seen. It is not like going to a theme park or action packed area but it has a little of everything if that is the stuff you are looking for, not to sound like a tour guide or salesman or anything.
That Elden ring "foothill". Well played.
Well, in that case Gandalf the Grey sacrificed himself for his people and came back transformed into Gandalf the White, then they talked about it so it must have happened for real, right?
I read it in a book, so it HAS to be true.
And id say more pple heard of Gandalf than of Christianity
It’s not as if Snelling has been caught setting up misleading photos or anything/s
Rare publication: “You know they say…” Monthly: confirming your misconceptions and informing your reality with things you already believed.
I am told there are many good articles by all of the people at work who are always quoting, “You know, they say that…”
I need this publications... just for the luls if it was realz
Doodoo head, the worlds mightiest cut down! This news story had as much facts in it as a blank sheet of paper. Where I grew up we used to dig up lots of crystals because we lived in an old volcanic crater and I never once thought "Aha, Earth is young!" but "Holy crap, this is awesome and old!" Grew up in a Catholic family that thankfully understood science so they didn't impede me in my love for it.
This was not how I wanted to see my home town being represented. lol
Born & raised here in Knox county....It's always surreal to see it talked about through other means, like this. ^_^
I was surprised that there were no "Spanish Inquisition" jokes...
I would love to go to one of these.... See how long it takes me to get kicked out for constantly telling Sneiling he is wrong
Would love to see them try and debate actual Geologists, Archeologists, and Paleontologists. It would be both hilarious and sad.
Always got to love it when the 'proof' of your scripture shows up only a comfortable drive way from your house and you know... not thousands of miles in some other country across the ocean in some obscure little village town.
Back in the Pleistocene when I took a little geology, I seem to recall that larger crystals took longer to develop, and were not evidence of rapid deposition.
You studied geology in the Pleistocene? You look a lot younger!
I’ll get my coat…
@@lidbass Thank you, I wish I felt younger…
"To have the courage to [make a tool of myself, cuz I deep down know this sounds like quackery]"
Glad to see you doing better Yep a suit a desk and green screen make a legitimate news station. There is a reason that the word “sophomoric” means what it does
these guys are more like "sophmoronic" if you ask me.
If only old Pat was still around. Did you know that he prayed, preyed ?, a hurricane away? Yeah he said so. What a guy!
@@c.guydubois8270 Robertson is alive and well at 92
@@RossM3838 🎼 soon yes very soon he is going to see the King🎼
"I like being in this echo chamber, I only hear exactly what I want to hear, which really reinforces what I want to believe."
In one part of my mind I feel sad for these people, so mired in this nonsense they can't see that they're seeking evidence to fit their previously held belief, not letting evidence inform their belief...
Then I remember that they will as one screech about how that's what I do because I am an evil sinner committed to hating a god I don't believe in, and would cackle like hyenas no matter my protests...
Then I just laugh because these people are so willingly ignorant.
Attempting to pacify the monotheistic deity with pleas for mercy is equivalent to Russian people stroking the ego of Josef Stalin to get the tyrant to refrain from persecuting everyone
I don’t understand evolution, and I had to protect my kids from understanding it! We will not give in to the thinkers!
listening to you wreck these clowns is so refreshing. like my soul is rejuvenated. i feel like i could take over the world and take all the whiskey for myself
Having grown up in Australia, it absolutely blows my mind that someone like this could have come out of Australia, because the only time I was exposed to this creationist woo nonsense growing up was at the Christian schools I attended.
On the one hand I am happy and proud, as an Australian that we have collectively laughed Ken Ham and Andrew Snelling out of the country. On the other, as an Australian that lives in the US, I am saddened by the fact that they are taken seriously enough to make bank over here. For a young Earth creationist Ham really seems to be trying for the 'Neanderthal Abe Lincoln' look these days.
I thought that was his schtick?
Ham is always asking for the missing link. All he needs to do is look in the mirror.
Look at the rocks!!!🤣 Now for a well deserved whiskey...😁
I feel uniquely qualified to speak on Clingmans Dome, as a proud East TN Appalachian and historian. The Blue Ridge Mountains, which Clingmans Dome is part of, are actually almost 2 billion years old, and are one of the oldest ranges on earth (8th or 9th I believe)
They Appalachians actually used to be part of the same mountain range as what are now the Scottish Highlands, before the continent broke apart. Makes my ancestors leaving there and settling here somewhat poetic.
So yea, they def weren’t formed quickly lol
Edit: holy fuck. Did that motherfucker really say “sev-er-ville”? It’s “suh-veer-vul” tho ville is acceptable lol. I sure hope he stayed away from Maryville 😂
East TNer here too! Hearing people mis-say the names of towns always cracks me up. Easy way to pick out a non local.
The age of the mountains overall isn't necessarily the age of all of the features. Clingmans Dome is made mostly of metamorphosed sedimentary rocks that are a lot younger than the underlying Precambrian strata.
@@Nixeu42 Yep, that’s what I said boss man.
they should be ashamed of themselves for taking advantage of the rubes from the bible belt, who else would not instantly make fun of this bullcrap!
Last to say first so far lol, thank you for battling through your sickness to give us your normal first class content xxx❤️
Was that a “coy Jeebus”? 😂
I'd trust God, but he holy ghosted me..
“Smiling idiots… I mean children” 😂😂😂
Thanks - needed the laugh :)
This is why I come here to UA-cam! To get my daily news from Sir Sic!
In case you don't know, there was a MASSIVE flood in the middle east about 4000 years ago, but it was just the middle east, not the whole world.
Explains where they got the flood idea, but it was just everywhere they knew of, not everywhere in the world.
Yes. To them, the middle east was the whole world
My parents are Catholic missionaries as well (we moved from Italy to France) and it was such a struggle growing up, I'm the oldest of my siblings and when we moved I was 13/14 so the worst time to get uprooted 🥲
I'm happy now to be able to live in France because it's a lot more progressive and secular compared to Italy 😂
Your videos are always a delight. I love your sarcasm.
Not always a delight: they sometimes remind me that I am, compared to Sic, not nearly as handsome, famous, and good at the sex.
Sarcasm? I'll have to reconsider my assessment of Sir Sic... it always seemed to me that he spoke the unadulterated truth with all the sincerity and respect the topic deserved.
Oh... I see your point.
The Vordt of the Boreal Valley song had me lmfao. Good work Sic and Mrs. Sic for getting me to laugh like that.
I've been to lots of conferences in my life and many in Las Vegas. Who knew that some place in TN had a MEGA CONFERENCE! I bet Las Vegas will end up going out of business if TN keeps up with the MEGA CONFERENCES!
I was one of Jehovah's Witnesses. When I was about 17 I started having serious doubts about the existence of God because my parents abused me (mostly through emotional manipulation and verbal harassment, but sometimes with violence) and no matter how hard I prayed or how many nights I spent crying to him, nothing ever got better, only worse. I weas terrified to doubt God because I was taught he would kill me for doubting him. However, I eventually mustered up the courage and picked up any scientific research I could find on the historicity of the flood. Not only did I find out that there is no evidence for the flood, but there is a 12,000 year old native tribe living in California to this day. I dropped my faith and became an Atheist. As a result, my parents kicked me out of the house. I'm still living on my own a year later and have no regrets.
If you ever talk to your parents again, let them know Sir Sic thinks they are cunts.
So my question would be, "how would you determine if a piece of evidence is from a natural cause or a divine cause?" Let's forget about the actual evidence for a moment, how do you determine the cause of the evidence?
Since you can never discount "the cause could be something natural that I don't know about" as a potential, you can't ever go "since there is no known natural cause, it must be a divine cause". Basically, any attempt to call the cause necessarily of divine origin is an invocation of the Appeal to Ignorance Fallacy.
@@Kyeudo Yes, but I'd still love to hear how they at least think they determine natural vs divine. I think it'd be interesting
@@tommy605 it's always "we don't know how anything natural would do that, so it must be divine."
Hopefully your offering a uncensored version of the unicorn mating habits on your Patreon, one heck of a supporter bonus!
There are similar flood stories throughout the ancient world. Stories told thousands of years prior to the bible's creation in much older religions. The end of the Younger Dryas period explains a flood.
Ah, there's where you are wrong. The crispian god exists since before time. He had so much to do with the whole creation and destruction business that he didn't have time to put much effort in his writing skills - obviously he's male, so multitasking may not be his strong suit. Therefore the older stories were just first drafts until he got it right in his last bestseller.
Can't go anywhere near a school, so teach 100 KM away next to some rocks, looks like they at least understand a court order
Oof!
I relate to Josh. I was raised pentecostal. I was Super Christian when I was his age. Then after I came back from Iraq and Afghanistan I was less so but still every Sunday and Wednesday. Then I flipped and decided it was all lies in my late 20s and early 30s. Now having just turned 40, I really don't care anymore. I haven't been to church in over a decade, probably catch on fire if I tried to enter one. My kids go to the youth group but don't seem to care much for the religion part just social and that's fine. Honestly I wouldn't care if they decided to become Christians. I'm neither for it or against it anymore, I'm too tired to give a damn.
But I still love watching SIC. I find it hilarious. And weak, these people have terrible arguments and ideas. Granted arguing with people was 90% of my childhood but we were taught way better than this. And yeah the arguments will always be flawed but these guys have the ideas of small children. My 4th generation preacher father would eat them alive just for saying most of this stupid crap, and he believes the same stuff he just presents it better. Then he'd probably "reeducate" them to see things his way.
I love this channel. We need more like it. I don't really care about faith. But the stupid needs to be treated.
I double majored in creationist science and Flat Earth Dome repair.
I have a wide range of skills that will help absolutely no one.
I helped the broadcasting team for my high school's sports network. We were called CBN. My school name was the C, and the BN are self-explanatory. We absolutely didn't have a budget, and yet our content was much more engaging than whatever tosh this Christian broadcast network is peddling.
When I say helped I was never officially a member. I was a riflery team member and I had a steady hand. So I was cameraman.
"Brainally Retentive." Praise and Thanks to Sir Sic. I shall incorporate that phrase into my daily life whenever necessary. Which is alcohol-consumption-inducingly often.
What, Answers Mega-Con? Sounds about right...
That's was just so frigging depressing. And aggravating.
(Thankfully, I had Mrs. Sic's incredible magazine covers to go back to so I could turn the tears of sadness and rage back into tears of laughter.)
I was reading something H.P. Lovecraft wrote against religion. I absolutely LOVED this part:
"We all know that any emotional bias -- irrespective of truth or falsity -- can be implanted by suggestion in the emotions of the young, hence the inherited traditions of an orthodox community are absolutely without evidential value.... If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences. With such an honest and inflexible openness to evidence, they could not fail to receive any real truth which might be manifesting itself around them. The fact that religionists do not follow this honourable course, but cheat at their game by invoking juvenile quasi-hypnosis, is enough to destroy their pretensions in my eyes even if their absurdity were not manifest in every other direction."
He's absolutely right! If religion were true and parents were honest, they would INSIST that their kids go out and search for the truth, thus finding their way to the One True Religion! Instead, parents insist on brainwashing their kids into their religion. Isn't that a tacit acknowledgement by the parents that there's no truth at all to their religion? That they KNOW their kids will never choose the religion over objective reality and so they're compelled to indoctrinate the kids, instead. That seems to be one of the best indictments against religion that I can copy-n-paste!
God damn it! I live in the the Tennessee Valley just 30 miles from the GSM. I wish I had known about his presence. I would love to have stumbled “accidentally” on this bunch of creationists.
I just noticed the castle gate looks concerned...
The last church I went to before I left Christianity had missionaries all over the world including in western Europe. I remember one time they were talking about a family that went to Wales and they were talking about how "godless" it was there and that Christianity had all but disappeared there.
If whiskey were a house, I would want not for shelter
If whiskey were a star, I would want not for light
If whiskey were air, I would want not for breath
If whiskey were a person, I would want not for love
If whiskey were a god, I would want not for salvation
said some over-fed wanker who is neither Scots nor Homeless.. ya wank.. stick that crap back up yer arse, England.
@@thearmchairspacemanOG Dude, I live in freaking Michigan
@@existdissolve Is Freaking, MI just outside of Grand Rapids?
@@ShikataGaNai100 Closer to Ann Arbor
@@existdissolve is that the place with the big handle for dog to just rip out of earth and use as a handbag?
By their logic harry potter did a harry potter while harry pottering in a book called harry potter
My brain hurts
It's in a book, so it must be true. If you say otherwise you just want you know who to win!
@@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece and not just one book, but seven
@@kellydalstok8900 Perfect number. More proof that everyone who disagrees with Harry Potter is just dishonest.
In the Spider-Man comics, Spider-Man lives in New York city. New York city is a real place therefore Spider-Man is also real. That's how this works right?
Sorry you're sick Sir Sic!!!
Get better soon!!!
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Isabelle Victoria BC
A dome with 6600 feet belongs in a Terry Gilliamesque cave.
I still don't know where all the water was supposed to come from and where did it all go.
Sir Sic made a BASIC reference! I smiled out loud for that one.
I smegging lost it at the young rock bit. Brilliant!
Editor of "Validate me Sky Daddy" Magazine. It's in the back of the convenience store... no BEHIND those ones.
I seem to vaguely remember an early level Sunday school class where there had been a fuss over whether geological evidence of large scrapes and ridges were from glaciers or the big flood. The science teacher had told us one thing, now the preacher had dropped by the Sunday school class to set us straight. I don't remember anything back then about creationism or new earth mythology, but the flood had to be defended. As far as I could see, science won. We went to the moon after all.