Unless you are one of these comment bummers with the requirement that the video satisfies all of the neurotic dithering involved in shoe shine analysis, you have to admit that the guy's hiking boots looked a hell of a lot better after the basic G.I. spit-shine once over that he got in exchange for having to sit through half of a nutty Klezmer music CD, after all, you can see that he used almost all the polish he brought to the party, most shines won't use that much, the guy's boots must have been dry as Dave's sense of humor. This presentation also is a great ASMR generator, if you are into improv process buzz or just the methodical process buzz, you don't need a shine box that's as loaded with stuff as a surveyors field kit, just a few scraps of rag and some polish and some spare time.
Yeah hes not a professional and for all you know this could be a spoof. You cant shine that material. The man actually works in that clothing outlet (now I dont know). Anyway the whole toothbrush and blue roll that looks like its been carelessly torn from the toilet dispenser is going to deter any customer.
Wtf who even spits these days? I've seen shoe shiners on the streets of India who do a better job than this guy! I'd go mad if someone tried putting their disgusting spit on my shoes!
Dave, you're a legend, sir.
Daves uses quality products 1:12
HAHAHHAHAH oh fuck i gonna die !!! HAAHAHHA
I look this video just after "Perfect Shoe Sine" and "The World Best Shoe Shine" hahaha
2:33 "There's all kinds of different techniques" But he doesn't know any of them apparently.
Unless you are one of these comment bummers with the requirement that the video satisfies all of the neurotic dithering involved in shoe shine analysis, you have to admit that the guy's hiking boots looked a hell of a lot better after the basic G.I. spit-shine once over that he got in exchange for having to sit through half of a nutty Klezmer music CD, after all, you can see that he used almost all the polish he brought to the party, most shines won't use that much, the guy's boots must have been dry as Dave's sense of humor. This presentation also is a great ASMR generator, if you are into improv process buzz or just the methodical process buzz, you don't need a shine box that's as loaded with stuff as a surveyors field kit, just a few scraps of rag and some polish and some spare time.
JamesJoeMc3rd Sure, they looked better. Any idiot can get them to look better. Even I could do a better job than that guy.
Chelsea, please rename it to "Daves Poor Quality Shoe Shine". That was horrible.
***** Very lame work lol smh
That's a real old-fashioned spit-shine.
Why would you wear a suit to polish shoes? Why is he only there on Thursdays? What does he polish on Friday?
Yeah hes not a professional and for all you know this could be a spoof. You cant shine that material. The man actually works in that clothing outlet (now I dont know). Anyway the whole toothbrush and blue roll that looks like its been carelessly torn from the toilet dispenser is going to deter any customer.
HE SPIT ON THE SHOES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dude, even in the Army we didn't actually "spit" to get a spit shine. A little water works much better. And that was for shine not to clean the shoe.
Hey...Are those shoes Docs?
Just water will do mate,no need to spit on peoples shoes. I'd see that as an insult.
Looks like a thrift shop shoe polisher.
wow rich banker
thats gotta be the worst shoe shine anywhere.
Wtf who even spits these days? I've seen shoe shiners on the streets of India who do a better job than this guy! I'd go mad if someone tried putting their disgusting spit on my shoes!
`Yuk! He spit on the shoes!
Horrible shoe "shine". Horrible music. Horrible video.
Look at the LIKE/DISLIKE rating!!!!!!!
what a awful shoe shine i honestly feel sorry for this guy
I'd normally agree with you, but those boots were so damned ugly, any sane person would spit on them.... ;D
Poor effort even the chair and foot rest were all wrong he was bent double almost on his hands and knees absolutely crap worst shoe shine on the net
Horrible Shine...
Huge FAIL!
Geez this guy stinks