Salty Crab's Favorite Molments Episode 3
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- We're finding out 100 facts about Amberlynn and I promise there are things you've never heard before! Don't forget to tell me all your thoughts in the comments!
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how does she manage to look so smug all the time
Narc trait. 🤗
SmugLynn is my most hated Lynn. Especially since she has zero to be smug about.
Fr it’s so annoying! I don’t believe a word she says
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She is so Enamored and full of herself.. she truly fancies herself absolutely Fascinating and everyone out here in tvland on the edge of our collective seats . Hanging on every word 😂😂😂
The crazy tone changes are very Amberlynn “My dad horrifically abused me as a child” right into “my favorite tv show is pretty little liars 😝” and “I have ten different handwritings i can do” to “I feel alone and unwanted constantly”
I don't want to downplay anyone's abuse, but seeing how she's lied about basically everything in her life, she even lied about being r-ed, can anyone actually believe that? Espeically seeing how causually she said it
You may be waaay over the min. IQ for interaction with AL, even at a mindless entertainment level. And yet here we are 😂.
Yep 💯 I really would love to see what an actual Dr would say
"I like pineapple. I was molested" wtf... said with a big smile on her face?
I think it’s because it’s a lah
“My eyes change color” peak middle school pick me girl Amberlynn behaviour
peak wattpad mary sue molment
she really never grew up from middle school 😭 even now she acts like a middle schooler trying to seem mature
"My eyes change color depending on my mood... when I'm mad they get red 🥺👿" -Amberlynn probably
I know another person that says that (the big BIG man on my pfp (he is 1,90m)
The obnoxious smiling all the way through.... this was very rough to watch!!
Even through the disturbing childhood trauma facts!!!
It’s called duper’s delight. Classic narcissist trait.
Because she's talking about her favorite thing... herself
Why does she make the 😏 face after every single fact especially the horrific ones omg
Because she loves the attention the reaction gets her.
It’s like she’s trying to act
“I had such bad lice” 😏🙂😃
Because she's lying and thinks she's getting one over on everyone. She's a disgusting monster lying about some of this shit.
I swear, in every poem she writes, it hurts/cuts like a knife is used at least once.
It's like how Gackt can't write a song without either ude or PURAGGU.
Rolling dice like knives on a platter is ingrained in my brain.
@@TheSmallestJoHELP is that from the rain and petals eavesdrop one!?😭😭😭
@@pinkfeet518 it iiiiiiiis 😫 I hate that I have some parts memorized it hurts me
@@TheSmallestJo YES! lol
I remember a Reddit post where someone from the dance company SPACE confirmed that Amberlynn was never a part of the company, and that they just did volunteer days for the kids at the foster home and that Amber would come to the competitions as a volunteer and pass out water. And was a PITA who threw tantrums and sat on the sidelines when invited to join in. The lahs this woman tells.
Haha that's so funny! And not surprising
That’s so on brand for her…
probably so she can say well technically it’s not a lie 😂😅
I absolutely Believe that she never corey-ah-grift anything..other than her two step swaying etc
I don’t know how she can even continue looking her community in the viewfinder every day after the Kasey stuff came out most recently; she sat there and tried to deflect any scrutiny by saying “I’m not going to sit here and say oh they lied here or that never happened, I’m just not gonna do it” audaciously implying the existence of a lie or inconsistency in Kasey’s story; bullsht us with the “I was a kid then” (she wasn’t, she was 18 during most of the events that took place) but also having a history of saying “I’m still 17 in my brain” and “in my mental age” up to very recently
“I was diagnosed with ASMR”
😂.that one always cracks me up
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💀☠️😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This reminds me of “OBCD” 😅😂
When she said she always uses proper grammar, I guffawed so loud my dog came to see if I was OK.
Grammar situation-type deals.
It got a good, loud scoff out of me from that.
“I really do think that the humans should get like their natural oils on their hair” - 11:35
@@dope_vivariumextra-terrestrial lynn
'ive won every single time i played bingo for cash' meanwhile now she cant win a single game im cackling
" the golden child" but also the problem kid that always got in trouble, and the "friendliest"
Most popular with a clique, voted nicest, but got bullied at every school
LMAOOOOOO shes everything baby!@@niklauswillembruinwilfredl9314
I have a feeling if any of it is true she just misinterpreted the meaning? She implies they were referring to her having tan skin because she played outside so much, but why do I feel like people were saying it ironically and she just doesn’t understand the meaning.
She got 3rd degree burns without any leftover signs of it???
Yep. She's specially quirky
In much the same way she got PTSD from stepping off a sidewalk. 😂
And she was eating the soup and it wasn’t burning her mouth, but burnt her leg?
Having "ASMR" will guarantee that you cannot scar!! I KNOW this is true because I was also diagnosed with ASMR (from my friend) and this one time, I was riding to school on our giraffe, I fell off her back and NEVER scarred, even though my leg had to be amputated!! So THERE!!!! I would HAVE scarred if I hadn't been diagnosed with ASMR!! Don't you dare write anything NASTY about this comment I'm posting either, or I WILL contact F.B.I. AGENT FRANK, my personal, good friend!!
@@change691 🤣💀 gorlie pop I’m dyeeeeeen
Amberlynn saying that she can’t stand clutter while she has hoards of makeup,journals,earrings and torrid clothes🙄😂
3rd degree burns damage all three layers of your skin. I’m not a doctor but I’m pretty sure there is literally zero shot that she had this level of burn with no scarring.
Yes and why would a cup of noodles be so hot to cause third degree burns?
You are correct, even first/second degree burns can leave scars if minor. No chance of having no scarring with 3rd degree burns .
I’m calling BS. I got second degree burns on my chest in 2009 and my skin has never been the same since.
@@rhi_danceswithwolves I have a scar from a second degree burn on my finger, I believe you
@@thecassiebeeI hope yours doesn’t give you too much trouble! 🫶🏼
2:00 how proud she was listing her disorders. The ear to ear grin. Tbe desire to be special is so strong and depraved in miss insulLynn
That's why I doubt she has bpd. She just thinks it's trendy.
I realize her mom is a recovering alcoholic and I only hope for the best for her. I also think she probably drank while pregnant with Amber.
@@erika2m16Yeah I agree, it's most likely NPD she just can put a good game up for the professionals
I love how she brags about always using proper grammar everywhere, then says "TryPOPhobia" and "clackshroom" right afterwards 😭😭😭
"I haven't ate anything yet today"
You'd think her 'Try Pop Phobia' would have at least spared us *Girly Pop* 🙄
I REALLY wish it would have, because OH MAH GAH that Pop is ANNOYING AF!!
🤣🤣🤣 Not sure how someone "succeeds" in handwriting 😂😂😂
Sounds like a person trying to steal from a bank with fraudulent checks or something 😅
@@xcrystalsunshineI know right 😂😂😂
I know grown adults who have never succeeded in handwriting. With several degrees. It's astonishing to me how someone can be so educated yet have the handwriting of a blind chicken.
The golden child 😅, she was riding a bike 😅 play in bule team. She was so active but she was obese already and stole food from other children
And got expelled from school 💀
One thing she has said that I do believe is that she was in special ed classes all of middle school and high school
Her lowest weight was 279 at 11. She is a lah
The lowest weight amber truly weighed was at birth. She’s been gaining ever since with no looking back
5:44 I got lice my first year working in preschool, I was so embarrassed! My bf was the one who put the treatment in my hair😢😂. I kept my hair in a bun for the rest of that year😂
She wants to change her name to Rarity??? Isn't that her cat's name? LOL
Yes, she's always had an obsession with that name. I think her MySpace name or something was Caught in a Rarity. And she's said she wants to name her daughter rarity, also. So I guess when she finally got a girl cat she was like OMG I already have the perfect name 🤣🤣🤣
@@taylorah6409 the fact she got it from my little pony though
Insight into her mind; she really thinks she’s one of a kind!
@thecassiebee but she swears up and down that's not where it came from 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like gorl YES IT DID
@@taylorah6409 Brony Lynn
When Amber lies, when she opens her mouth.
Her thinking that people get called golden child because they’re tan 😭
thats not what people mean when they say golden child, but with her level of narcacsim i'm pretty sure she was.
She forgot that she's fluent in yapanese.
Bahaha! 😹 Can I use that?
@@AmazonEspionage Oh for sure! I didn't come up with it either :')
“I got a 3rd degree burning and there are no scars left”
Gorl i got a 2nd degree burning more than 2 years ago and my scar is still there. Yes, it fades away over time, but you definitely still can see it
This gorl has always been a chronic liar. These are great to go back & prove her lies. One example- here she says she's been in 3 physical fights. A few years ago, she told a story & said, "This was the ONLY time I've ever physically put my hands on someone".
maybe the 2 other times she was attacked
Exactly, I'm almost sure she also said she's never hit anyone...
There's so many examples of lies in this video alone, it's insane. A manipulative, pathological/habitual/compulsive liar, who documents/films/edits/uploads herself lying & somehow is still a TERRIBLE liar! How does that even happen???
in a video where beck tells stories, they talk about getting in a fight. amber? ive never gotten in a fight. lmao.
Shes a liar she hit casey
i mean. Basically...
"....one time i was in a competition to see who could watch Forrest Gump the most....and i watched 30 times and won first place. everyone clapped and i was in the paper and invited to be in the sequel."
She is the first ever human to get 3rd degree burns and not get any scars, she's sooooo special you guize
No one:
Salty Crab: “boom, cack, boom boom, cack” 😂😂😂
1:00 exactly. It's been disproven. She was never in the dance group.
Also any choreographer in the world as we know it, knows full well how to pronounce their job title.
She can't hold back the glee she feels while talking about herself and that's been consistent for her whole time on youtube
The way she looks happily upward while she's making the story up, I mean; while she's remembering the story.
“Cheesecake Factory one of my favorite restaurants!😄” “I witnessed my dad trying to k!ll himself on multiple occasions” LMFKDJDKSKD
Wonder how many of these facts she stole from people around her like she stole her coming out story
Probably most of them 😅
Wait she stole her coming out story!!???
@@ampersand2672 yup!! She took her ex Casey’s coming out story almost word for word
The whiplash I got from "Pinapple is my favorite fruit" to "I was m0lested" what the actual fuck amber?
She's only been in 3 fights, but that wasn't counting the girlfriends she was abusing I guess🤷♀should probably ask Casey and Krystal and Becky for a more accurate count.
I guess she doesn’t consider it a fight if they don’t fight back
Why wasn't the "I got chased by a goose " in this list? Or "I like snakes"? Those would be a lot more appropriate than the death and SA ones.
It's the dramatic tonal shifts that give me whiplash. She'll say something like "I like diet coke" and immediately follow that up with "saw my dad try to kill himself a bunch" then "i like green onions". Gorl, pick a lane.
Yeah she’s been in fights before, with Casey and all of her girlfriends moms oh and probably the binge monster but we all know who lost that one
She was in the newspaper at least 3 times in her story telling LOL
I only believe like .02% of this list 😂😂
Smiling whilst talking about her dad spitting in her face and name calling? No tears? No broken voice? No sad eyes? Just smiling like she’s talking about a drink she ordered at Starbies? Ok gorl.
She backtracked on the molestation accusation, so there's that.
Was she trying to audition for a TV show or something with this?
In her head .she's a celebrity
she believes in aliens but not the moon landing.....riiiiiight.....
It's hard to believe that story about her dad, especially after the story of him taking her to get her nose pierced at 12 because he allowed her to "express herself"
Yeah..I wonder if they have seen these clips
I have 3rd and 4th degree burns on 43% of my body. I’ve had numerous surgeries since I was 3, struggle whenever I gain weight because half of my skin doesn’t stretch, have deformities and muscle damage in both arms, and I’m pretty prone to overheating, sunburn, and staph infections. In other words, 3rd degree burns scar.
I'm sorry, there's just no way to make that sound any less horrible than it does, that really, really sucks.
I hope the pain is minimal. ♥️
I had a wound that took forever to heal and the scarring was deep and wide. They gave me something called Hydrophera blue or something like that. It actually changed the shape and texture of the scar tissue.
I talked to somebody who's brother had severe scarring on the inside of their elbow. They used the hydrophera blue and they didn't have to have the scar tissue operated on anymore so they could bend their elbow without limitations.
I know it's not cheap but insurance covers it, at least it did in my case. It was like $25 for about an 8 X 10 foam pad. You cut the size you need, put it on, leave it for a few days and it's amazing what it does!
I don't know if something like that could help but I hope something out there helps you.
Stay strong, you're a warrior! 🙂♥️♥️♥️
Wow. This was so dark. It just highlights for me that there’s no way those 6 sessions or whatever with the weight loss psychologist fixed all her problems. She really needs to be in therapy…especially now as she’s re-establishing relationships with her family.
As if she ever saw one since she left foster service.
Liar liar pooppants on fire
Doesn't Krystal have OCD? And isn't there a video of Amber making fun of her for it and mocking her during one of her compulsions? So there's something else she stole from an ex to make her feel quirky and unique. Goodbye, gorl.
Yes, Mr. Snowflake just put out a video the other day showing Amber mocking Krystle, and she definitely copied that diagnosis from her..🙄
Yes! Am partway through the snowflake vid. I wasn't aware before I saw it how how she mocked Chrystals compulsions. I shouldn't have been surprised, but I was. ALR is so gross
She pisses me off so bad.
her crooked necklace is driving me nuts, i must have OCD!!
Could be Amsr
You don't have OCD you have OBCD (yes, your psychiatrist is on here)
…Gorl…🤦🏻♀️ Edit: as someone with hazel eyes - different makeup colours will highlight the greens or browns in hazel eyes. They don’t “axshually change colour”. GORL!🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Loving these videos, Salty Gorl! 🖤🖤🖤
Her different handwritings represent her different personalities….
Could you PLEASE do a compilation of her saying “I’m proud of myself.” 😂😂😂 go all the way back to the Krystal era! It’s astounding!
That would be hours long, full of her being proud for the smallest things. Sad really
If her cord of life was actually cut off by a lifesaver, the ambulance wouldn't have made it in time. It must have been stuck or something
"Cord of life" 😂😂
The cup of noodles burns story is from some other person's autobiography, many people called it at the time. If she had third degree burns, she would never stop talking about it. It would be part of her identity.
"ive seen forrest gump 30 times!" cool, i watched batman: forever every single day after school during my sophomore year of high school. thats about 180 times. amba needs to get on my level, smh
My sister would watch Terminator 2 every day. I have the whole thing memorized because of that lol
I used to watch Interview with a Vampire everyday back in the late 90's.
and ive played sims for over 4k hours, whats your point amber? lol
My sister watched Matilda every single day before school for like a year and literally memorised every word 😂😂
😂
10 different handwriteeeens 10 different personalities
Successfully
The video is like "Spot the lie" in easy. Amber is such a BAD liar, it isn't even funny anymore.😂
😂this is way funnier than it should be...omg "ive cried at every movie ive ever seen"..."i love to color"...wtf is this list! 😂
LOL More like '100 lies about me'. She's so full of it. It's hilarious to watch. XD
Babies with mothers in high risk situations are tested immediately after birth. It's pretty common when you are born into a poor family. If baby tests positive, CPS is called, baby is taken and mother is required to win baby back in court by meeting court ordered demands (drug testing, treatment, parenting classes, ect). So if she wasn't removed from the home until she was 8... she probably wasn't a "drug baby".
And who told her that I wonder?
this has to be my favorite series you've done
Has Big Al's mom ever watched her videos. I just don't believe all these abuse stories. I may be a terrible person, but I don't believe her. I don't believe her cancer story either. Lightening strike me if I'm wrong, but i I don't care.
I've been thru a lot in my life and I don't believe her either even here .the head lice 'her parents tried to get it out for months /several years of school pics where she had a bob? But she spent her entire childhood in foster care until 18(she lived with her grandma at 18/etc so many contradictions)
'i always use perfect grammar '. 'i wish the world was MORE BETTER'. ' can do ten different handwritings successfully ' etc
She watched too many movies and really thinks it could be real life. She doesnt understand how fake her lies are.
“ I was in a mental hospital “
“Cheesecake Factory is my favorite restaurant“
“My Dad tried to 💀 himself”
“I love green onions”
😂JFC
The whiplash I got. she's actually so hilarious
the cheesecake factory to childhood trauma oh my god??????????? that put me in shock for a good 5 secs
"I have no fascination whatsoever with visiting another country". I can totally see this with our LazyLynn over here. She would even be too lazy to go to an effing airport.
Coreogriff dances while she sits on the sidelines crying you mean
“succeeding” in different kinds of handwriting and being 300 elbees at age 11 is CRAZY
Love these. Thank you!! I look forward to all your videos.
Also how was she eating a soup that was hot enough to give 3rd degree burns
I enjoy your videos so much. And every time I play one, my daughter runs in because she absolutely loves your voice, Ms. Salty Crab 🦀 😊❤
How does one "succeed" in handwriting?
Whoa!! 16:30 why am I JUST NOTICING she has the Tom cruise front teeth? Where they're off center, I never noticed that!
Yeah. Her tooth aligns with her nostril
No I don’t want what I am about to say to come off as insensitive, but in a recent video she talks about her dad and how they don’t talk much but she “loves him soo much” and “has so much love for him” yet here she says he would spit loogies in her face and verbally abuse her🤔🤔
coping with abuse can take on many forms. this isnt shocking.
My queen salty crab is so consistent w the videos ❤
Well, we can throw this entire list out the window because we know she hasn't been diagnosed with all of these things at the age of nine
This video should be called "Look I'm special, ok?"
Edit: 😂especially when she says "I really wanna change my name to rarity"
You are not rare or unique or special miss insulLYNN
I am actually lost for words.. her past if true is sad honestly… but some of these “facts” belong in a whole different video.. girl that was depressing!
So she sat down and ate the cup of noodle completely fine, but then when it spilled it was hot enough to give her 3rd degree burns? But it wasn't hot enough to burn her mouth? Or her hands while she was holding it before her mom scared her? Checks out.
Whoah im early :0
I just wanted to say that this channel is my absolute fav to turn on in the background while I work lmfao it helps the time pass by so easily
'gifted writer' why do i feel like if i asked her to give me 5 adjectives she would claim to have a panic attack to avoid the question 😂
She'd claim she was never taught that in school
13:46 there ya go. You're catching on. Shes making ALL the stories up
I think she actually makes them up right here on camera
"I always use proper grammar even when writing a message..." gorl, you don´t even use proper grammar when speaking
"I haven't ate all day."
😄😄😄😄😄
Try pop phobia 😂😂😂😂I can't 😂😂😂
100 lahs by Amberlynn Greed
You can see her thinking of the lies as she goes, especially the “depressing” ones. Her eyes veer off to the side, she is lying as the words come out.
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"Golden child". 😂😂😂😂😂
127 killograms at the age of 11..........
Well, maybe that 106° temperature explains a lot
“Facts about me”: I wish that mermaids were real 🙂
Girl WHAT
Salty Crab...your reactions are priceless 😂😂😂😂😂
She said she grew up in trailer park but then an apartment.
Why don’t I believe that she ever “went to college” … oh yeah…. Because I don’t believe anything she ever claims
I wish someone from her high school or middle school to come forward and be like yeah no, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. I know her aunt has come out and said something
teeth fixing themselves as you grow is a real thing. i was in an accident as a young kid and bashed my face, which messed it up. years later had two teeth removed without replacing them with anything (no implants or veneers). i do have some gaps, but my bite is perfect without ever having had braces.
This was the worst job interview
Gorlypop got awful scar from car scratch but none from 3rd degree burn? Alright.
The fd up necklace, lookin all outta whack is bugging me more than it should... 😂
One of the most memorable moments is when she decides to tell us she doesn't binge....I did a little looking around and it's around the time she was trying Noom...you know why she said she doesn't binge because Noom doesn't allow people with eating disorders to participate in their program.
I wish Mamalynn would react to this video.
Don’t forget that Amber “was in the newspaper” (LAH) three times when she was 8 years old. 😂