Family Guy - Best of Season 9

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  • Here are some of the best and funniest moments from Season 9 which I believe broadly portray the type of comedy used in the ninth season. The video includes insulting and making jokes about popular topics and relatable real life situations and personifying them.
    I do not own ANY of the property and rights, they are owned by Twentieth Century Fox. I am simply giving commentary on the some of which I believe to be some of the best and funniest moments. This is considered to be fair use.
    Family Guy is an animated show created by Seth Macfarlane which is about the Griffin family consisting of Peter (Father), Lois (Mother), Chris (Son), Meg (Daughter), Stewie (Baby Son) and Brian (Talking Dog). Other popular characters include Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown and Glen Quagmire (neighbours), Carter Pewterschmidt (Lois’s father), Mort Goldman (Pharmacist and family friend), Dr. Hartman, Mayor Adam West and Tom Tucker (News Anchor). The show is in a fictional city called Quahog in Rhode Island. The show is extremely famous for its cutaway scenes that often insult celebrities, politics, religion, stereotypes, cultures and other popular topics.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 717

  • @mistaincredible2573
    @mistaincredible2573 8 років тому +2361

    Bill Clinton had me dead

  • @ADUSEI6111
    @ADUSEI6111 8 років тому +3268

    MEN, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DID

    • @BradBrown95
      @BradBrown95 8 років тому +89

      it's because he did not say do you want to walk together

    • @ADUSEI6111
      @ADUSEI6111 8 років тому +10

      +Brandon.D pinkUnicorn wat?

    • @BradBrown95
      @BradBrown95 8 років тому +41

      +ADUSEI6111 she asked will I see you at algebra.he said yes I will see you there. he .should of said yes do you want to walk with each other

    • @ADUSEI6111
      @ADUSEI6111 8 років тому +24

      +Brandon.D pinkUnicorn Yea, I know, there's no reason 2 explain dude

    • @BradBrown95
      @BradBrown95 8 років тому +16

      +ADUSEI6111 it's OK I just didn't think you understood

  • @bridgetkearneymylife8181
    @bridgetkearneymylife8181 8 років тому +1199

    "I have a nail in my anus" and "cough cough I'm actually sick" were the phrases that made me laugh the hardest

    • @Buggy4realYT
      @Buggy4realYT 5 років тому +12

      and"Carter,I know how to take this guy down. *PENIS* "

    • @Kingfizh
      @Kingfizh 5 років тому +1

      "I have a nail in my anus." "Ohh.."

    • @swizzo477
      @swizzo477 5 років тому +14

      @@Kingfizh "I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with. Who isn't she messing with...?"

    • @fatboydashredder9877
      @fatboydashredder9877 5 років тому +3

      "I guess she didn't know what Ji-had?!"

    • @manymoonsago3909
      @manymoonsago3909 5 років тому +2

      "Your turn guy dressed like bill Clinton, Uh.. haha yea... 'Dressed like' "

  • @ThePoorGamer
    @ThePoorGamer 8 років тому +2186

    Gay Guy Threesome sirens. Now that I think about it, it kind of does sound like that

    • @ekii6484
      @ekii6484 6 років тому +71

      *hoh hah ho hah ho hah*

    • @martha-hy7vq
      @martha-hy7vq 5 років тому +5

      ik im DEDD lmaoooo

    • @idowhatiwant5436
      @idowhatiwant5436 5 років тому +17

      How do you know what it sounds like?

    • @MilkyWay-fd7fz
      @MilkyWay-fd7fz 5 років тому +14

      I’ve been to France, it does sound like that

    • @ish9506
      @ish9506 4 роки тому

      Dale_Junior how do you know what it sounds like?

  • @Zuernaxashyr
    @Zuernaxashyr 5 років тому +242

    *Cough* "I'm actually sick"
    I love that part lmao! 😂

  • @Bacon-zx4cg
    @Bacon-zx4cg 4 роки тому +196

    1:24
    *Top Ten Best Anime Defeats*

    • @micahbell7530
      @micahbell7530 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t understand why he said penis

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 3 роки тому +10

      @@micahbell7530 the other guy is one of those rich, effeminate dudes who would faint at even hearing a crude word like penis.

    • @nightmare-qq2uz
      @nightmare-qq2uz 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @BarbusCraft
    @BarbusCraft 5 років тому +802

    - Mama, May I have a cookie?
    - No Diabeto, Now roll back to kitchen.
    - Awwww * rolls *

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 8 років тому +1732

    I feel George Bush would actually be like that, and I wouldn't care.

    • @Tres-K-47
      @Tres-K-47 5 років тому +30

      He said don’t tell my dad

    • @37H662
      @37H662 4 роки тому +6

      The Generalissimo because youre a goddamned moron

    • @ItsaMe64
      @ItsaMe64 4 роки тому +27

      The fact is he is actually a fun guy to be around, I hear.

    • @floppynuggies3447
      @floppynuggies3447 3 роки тому +11

      It was actually kinda wholesome bruh

    • @tylersoto7465
      @tylersoto7465 3 роки тому +2

      I wish we had a president like that lol

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 6 років тому +196

    3:18
    This joke is so relatable.

    • @Moeeee_786
      @Moeeee_786 4 роки тому

      Stephen Reed I don’t get it

    • @gablesomethingidontknow8618
      @gablesomethingidontknow8618 4 роки тому +28

      @@Moeeee_786 girls always blame guys for everything. sometimes we don't even know what we did.

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 3 роки тому +3

      @@Moeeee_786 it's because he didn't say
      Yea, we should walk together or some bs like that

    • @Moeeee_786
      @Moeeee_786 3 роки тому

      @@kimbaldun oh haha lol

    • @TomasM30
      @TomasM30 3 роки тому

      The joke really isn't but the line by itself is very relatable

  • @greased4493
    @greased4493 4 роки тому +179

    3:26 had me dying lol

  • @garothursuul5213
    @garothursuul5213 8 років тому +339

    Men! We don’t know what we did!

  • @diabeeto6174
    @diabeeto6174 6 років тому +651

    I'm in this episode at 0:37

  • @Bronco541
    @Bronco541 8 років тому +356

    Eeor: I have a nail in my anus.
    Winnie: ooooh.
    best reaction ever.

  • @damienwalsh2118
    @damienwalsh2118 6 років тому +85

    She didn’t know what jihad *plays music and snake doesn’t come out* come on "oh sorry" just killed me 🤣

  • @chiefgwopp1004
    @chiefgwopp1004 5 років тому +123

    3:55 " *uuuhHaha .. Yea Dress 'Like'* "

  • @CheroiginNickyLA
    @CheroiginNickyLA 8 років тому +1476

    "I'll be with Allah soon" ..and everybody freaks out😼

    • @aly8650
      @aly8650 5 років тому +118

      Actually Some Internet websites say That Santa was Techniquely Born in Turkey so he may be Muslim.

    • @aly8650
      @aly8650 5 років тому +24

      Damansti1 Ok, fwi I am Muslim

    • @stever8961
      @stever8961 5 років тому +39

      @@aly8650 sorry but, Saint Nicholas was born about 200 years before Mohammad was born. Also Nicholas was a priest in the Christian church and participated in the council of Nicaea (where the Bible was officially created from all the writings of the early Christians) where he was imprisoned for slapping Arius.

    • @bimayuda176
      @bimayuda176 5 років тому +4

      @Damansti1 Allah SWT is not god , why? Because god is so many , but Allah SWT is the only one .

    • @hamadino
      @hamadino 5 років тому +5

      @Damansti1 Allah is not the word for God in Arabic. Allah is the name of the Muslim God.

  • @StemNoodle
    @StemNoodle 5 років тому +8

    “Hang on Carter, I think I know how to take this guy down...Penis.”
    I fucking died at that joke 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandenvibez4378
    @brandenvibez4378 5 років тому +56

    That siren bit took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lucasmorais3028
    @lucasmorais3028 8 років тому +574

    cof cof i'm actually sick. HAHAHAHAH ROFL

  • @MoeDavinci
    @MoeDavinci 5 років тому +20

    That Pink Panther cut had me dying lmao

  • @Meme-cp8dk
    @Meme-cp8dk 3 роки тому +17

    The part where Peter defeated a guy by saying "penis" got me.

  • @jamesslepak3308
    @jamesslepak3308 5 років тому +39

    1:08 Got me dead 💀💀💀💀

  • @Sangwoo_oncrack
    @Sangwoo_oncrack 5 років тому +41

    *3:33* lmao 😂😂

  • @mariaviudez7281
    @mariaviudez7281 6 років тому +44

    The middle eastern man and the snake bit got me laughing so hard! 😂😂

  • @AnglerAddictsTV
    @AnglerAddictsTV 5 років тому +18

    At 3:06, my wireless earbuds told me that the battery was low, blocking out what he said and all I heard was her crying and jumping out the window lol
    "Hey Tyler, on your way to algebra?' "Low battery." *cries and jumps out window*
    Perfect timing lol

  • @PacySebby
    @PacySebby 5 років тому +38

    1:54
    Pink Panther: Hey how you doing? First day being pink?
    Brian: Yeah...
    Pink Panther: Welcome to Hell
    Sound Effect: 😂😂😂

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy 4 роки тому +15

    I really liked the "quiet as a church mouse" cutaway. I feel like the voices are so spot on and they just match a mouse...I don't know why.

  • @tobiashuntleyadventuresk-9121
    @tobiashuntleyadventuresk-9121 5 років тому +30

    Diabito:Mamma may I have cookie?
    Mamma: No, Diabito roll back to kitchen.
    Diabito: OOOOH rolls away

  • @sergentpugsley5137
    @sergentpugsley5137 5 років тому +18

    “Why are you always in, such a bad mood?”
    “I have a NAIL in my anis.”

  • @ADUSEI6111
    @ADUSEI6111 8 років тому +31

    The part with Miss Piggy na Kermit is much more serious than yet made it seem

  • @blurpblurp8327
    @blurpblurp8327 8 років тому +157

    I have a nail in my anus XD never thought of that way, when I was small I used to think if he would feel painful with that nail

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 8 років тому

      Me too.

    • @Killerclaws
      @Killerclaws 6 років тому +6

      You never thought about it but you thought it was painful for him to have a nail in his anus when you were a kid. How the fuck does this make sense ?

    • @jonjohnson102
      @jonjohnson102 6 років тому

      ?

    • @tesujisoftware
      @tesujisoftware 5 років тому +1

      Ackerbae if you never thought about it then how did you think about it as a kid?

  • @derekmayers-louther
    @derekmayers-louther 3 роки тому +11

    1:05 had me rolling

  • @kelbyvelasquez493
    @kelbyvelasquez493 8 років тому +95

    3:04
    I know the feeling.

    • @suyo3380
      @suyo3380 8 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @Tonatheos
      @Tonatheos 6 років тому

      Same

    • @joshuasaxton7648
      @joshuasaxton7648 6 років тому +6

      Clearly you were supposed to say "yeah let's go together"

    • @LeperKing9063
      @LeperKing9063 5 років тому +2

      @@joshuasaxton7648 nah cleary shoot the bitch

    • @slaws2279
      @slaws2279 4 роки тому +1

      @Zeus Clearly, yer gayyyy.

  • @hamzaahmida5904
    @hamzaahmida5904 4 роки тому +10

    3:28 "I guess she didn't what JIHAD" bruuuh

  • @ethanmason490
    @ethanmason490 8 років тому +8

    UNCLE RUSH! The best quote I have ever heard of all time

  • @splitxy9875
    @splitxy9875 5 років тому +15

    1:04 had me laughing! 😂

  • @wakemore27
    @wakemore27 8 років тому +99

    "I'll be with Allah soon..." lmfao.

  • @CommunistRSA
    @CommunistRSA 5 років тому +9

    "I am 64 and 3 quarters" Georgy

  • @ladystardust5192
    @ladystardust5192 8 років тому +6

    haha, family guy classics. Make season 10!

  • @ambitiousking2031
    @ambitiousking2031 8 років тому +75

    1:25
    How to easily win a fight against a fancy guy.

  • @Razza8
    @Razza8 4 роки тому +8

    1:13 nearly killed me 😂😂😂

  • @qbertking1910
    @qbertking1910 3 роки тому +6

    2:30 the tale of nearly-headless nick

    • @chad6034
      @chad6034 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @worldofjake2012
    @worldofjake2012 8 років тому +1

    Oh man, a new compilation!
    Your choice (and quality) of the Family Guy clips have always been awesome, and this is no exception. Keep it up!

  • @fatboydashredder9877
    @fatboydashredder9877 5 років тому +17

    0:54 "Hey can my sister come!?"
    "No! She ruined it!"

  • @greaterbritannia5745
    @greaterbritannia5745 5 років тому +9

    Peter: And her son diabeto
    Diabeto: mama, can I have a cookie
    Mama: no diabeto, now roll back to kitchen
    Diabeto: oh
    P.S. 1:17
    Best part

  • @Infectedbybloo
    @Infectedbybloo 8 років тому +32

    It was reuploaded because of copyright and so he reuploaded slightly faster

  • @rileywise2455
    @rileywise2455 6 років тому +16

    Bill Clinton is like irl Quagmire

  • @forg7864
    @forg7864 5 років тому +3

    "Mama may I have cookie" 😂😂😂

  • @flower_girl4983
    @flower_girl4983 6 років тому +4

    "DiabeteO" I literally died 😂😂😭😂😭
    Who said FG isn't funny

  • @afroninjagaming6590
    @afroninjagaming6590 8 років тому +33

    4:30 is my favorite part

    • @reymen2142
      @reymen2142 6 років тому +9

      Fell for it :/

    • @iluvclick
      @iluvclick 6 років тому +3

      Well played👌🏽

  • @tomderri2744
    @tomderri2744 6 років тому +2

    "No diabeto, roll back to the kitchen" .......aaaaaand I died.

  • @fatboydashredder9877
    @fatboydashredder9877 5 років тому +5

    3:33 "Come on!"
    3:34 "Oh sorry!"
    *proceeds to dance*

  • @iiBakedDonut
    @iiBakedDonut 3 роки тому +2

    3:06 As a forever single person, I definitely agree. Some are so complicated.

  • @lukenukemson2231
    @lukenukemson2231 3 роки тому +1

    1st of all, I can never unheard that siren thing. 2nd of all, that I know how to take him down joke is far too underrated.

  • @firestonegraywolf
    @firestonegraywolf 4 роки тому +1

    That gay ambulance killed me

  • @theoverlordus502
    @theoverlordus502 5 років тому +7

    3:05 why is this speaking facts.

  • @cloudprowler8619
    @cloudprowler8619 4 роки тому +2

    I almost spit my icecream at 0:54 xDDDDD

  • @apagofie
    @apagofie 8 років тому +13

    I love the Alaska one 😂, I was raised in Alaska and yes.. we have like.. 2 months if not 3 months of summer and then its cold af 😂😂😂, and the camping thing is so true.. 😂

    • @jordancave6500
      @jordancave6500 8 років тому +5

      I'm confused...there's only 3 months in a season anyway? lol

    • @fionafetahaj32
      @fionafetahaj32 8 років тому

      Thats the best one 😂😂😂😂lol

    • @fionafetahaj32
      @fionafetahaj32 8 років тому

      no im not thats laughing

    • @fionafetahaj32
      @fionafetahaj32 8 років тому

      no hahah

    • @perseus5656
      @perseus5656 5 років тому

      In Spain we have 30° C = 78°F from May to October

  • @nathanalcantara7892
    @nathanalcantara7892 7 років тому +3

    1:25 When parents see their kid watching a violent cartoon or a cartoon with same sex relationships.

  • @OwGash
    @OwGash 3 роки тому

    ''cough im actually sick'' xd
    So well timed

  • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
    @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 5 років тому +1

    3:04 Every average good looking guy with big brains.

  • @MrZboii
    @MrZboii 4 роки тому

    ‘Oh sorry’
    Gets me every time for flip sake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheLordNovo
    @TheLordNovo 6 років тому +7

    Men! We don’t know what we did!
    Too accurate

  • @szymciogaming9712
    @szymciogaming9712 3 роки тому

    1:22 - i don't even watch the show (bc i'm Polish) but it still makes me laugh like a baby

  • @endarus6053
    @endarus6053 3 роки тому

    “first day bein pink?”
    “yea”
    “welcome to hell”
    LoL

  • @batmad2851
    @batmad2851 5 років тому +6

    "Ah... Ha ha, yeah dressed like."

  • @soniabryan2838
    @soniabryan2838 5 років тому +2

    Than
    T snake at 3:33 kinda sounded like Craig from Sanjay and Craig

  • @BMW4979
    @BMW4979 8 років тому +9

    2:48
    love it

  • @hallowiegehtesdif
    @hallowiegehtesdif 5 років тому +2

    3:30 😂😂😂😂

  • @cyberwolf2383
    @cyberwolf2383 3 роки тому

    1:13. One of my favorite moments of carter pewderschmit

  • @arlex7320
    @arlex7320 4 роки тому +2

    0:47 damn had to do em like that

  • @THECROWNED06
    @THECROWNED06 5 років тому

    0:35 this is a golden moments memers will remeber for ages

  • @fr66dom_ZiYou
    @fr66dom_ZiYou 5 років тому +6

    2:53 i'm not saying she is a gold digger

    • @grump9283
      @grump9283 3 роки тому +1

      But she ain't missing with no Broke N word

  • @Jkjoannaki
    @Jkjoannaki 6 років тому +3

    *cough*I'm actually sick
    I'm dying

  • @SICKOMODE1018
    @SICKOMODE1018 3 роки тому

    Bruh when the snake came out 😂😭😭

  • @wanderingshadow1372
    @wanderingshadow1372 2 роки тому +1

    Season 9 is pretty much the only HD Era season to match the quality of the SD Era seasons.

  • @TheBackpackingSailor
    @TheBackpackingSailor 5 років тому +4

    (Cough) I'm actually sick lol

  • @TheFurryGamer
    @TheFurryGamer 5 років тому

    Some of them with the helium voice sounds so much funnier

  • @MikeHunt-zh6lt
    @MikeHunt-zh6lt 3 роки тому

    The last one is soo good

  • @anthonywilliams2557
    @anthonywilliams2557 5 років тому

    the pink panther one LOL

  • @lizichell2
    @lizichell2 8 років тому

    I shall cleave you intwixt had me in stitches

  • @SIenderplier
    @SIenderplier 5 років тому

    That snake got me good XD

  • @aprilhippie8752
    @aprilhippie8752 4 роки тому +10

    1:33 I knew it!!! I always wonder why Eeyore sounded depressed and I figured it was the tail nailed to his ass.

  • @gravy9731
    @gravy9731 6 років тому +5

    Santa is a mulism? Not that it’s bad.

    • @gregodonnell1570
      @gregodonnell1570 5 років тому

      KumarUwU yeah it really is

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 5 років тому

      KumarUwU technically he's pegan

    • @aneesanizar8097
      @aneesanizar8097 5 років тому

      @@gregodonnell1570 What is so wrong with being a muslim.I am jewish but respect other cultures and religions

  • @DjStylez13
    @DjStylez13 4 роки тому +2

    1:04 I Freaking Died 💀

  • @lucasgarrido6129
    @lucasgarrido6129 4 роки тому +1

    Doppler effect, family Guy is accurate on science!

  • @enriquevilla6116
    @enriquevilla6116 4 роки тому +2

    3:04
    The very joke that turns out to happen in real life

  • @mangarrian
    @mangarrian 4 роки тому +1

    0:28 good old Spexico.

  • @cattytatty1509
    @cattytatty1509 7 років тому

    Panther: Hey, how you doing? First day being pink? Brian: Yeah. Panther: Welcome to hell. LOL

  • @aramaisthegreat4008
    @aramaisthegreat4008 8 років тому +14

    The last one was so funny

  • @jahnulahon7614
    @jahnulahon7614 4 роки тому

    0:36 that GABRIEL IGLESIAS for you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JojiLostBallads
    @JojiLostBallads 2 роки тому

    “Your siren sounds like gay guys having a three some” 😭😂

  • @brattyslut
    @brattyslut 4 роки тому

    The sirens lmao

  • @josheboythespeedrunner8491
    @josheboythespeedrunner8491 4 роки тому

    Omg the French sirens I lost it

  • @gorlheck5574
    @gorlheck5574 3 роки тому

    0:40 my mom quotes that at me sometimes

  • @matthale8090
    @matthale8090 4 роки тому +2

    Men! We dont know what we did 😆 that shit cracks me up. So true

  • @adityasharma4957
    @adityasharma4957 3 роки тому

    Diabeto scene made my depression roll like diabeto

  • @YBHector17k
    @YBHector17k 3 роки тому

    3:33 I'm more impressed this guy can talk to snakes
    *Harry Potter flash backs*

  • @billymorrissey4815
    @billymorrissey4815 5 років тому +1

    2:48 hahahah

  • @samwilleford4283
    @samwilleford4283 8 років тому

    good vid