The Human Centipede (First Sequence) Movie Review
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- Опубліковано 31 гру 2018
- I'm confronting a personal demon here... I'm reviewing The Human Centipede!
If it breaks 2000 views, I'll review the sequel, Second Sequence.
UPDATE: Looks like it's happening.
In advance, I'm sorry if this grosses you out.
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This movie isn’t even for horror it’s just disturbing
•Kit Kat• exactly its from hell
My friend threw up
Well, I mean the concept did come from someone's idea of a perfect punishment for pedophiles and I couldn't agree more that it's a disgusting way to punish them, but a punishment they'd deserve.
No One i dont theink pedophiles are the worst out there..
That’s what a horror movie is supposed to do
*don't try any of this at home*
There goes my plans for the weekend.
aw shucks, same
😂😂
#relatable
If I get to be the front I dont see a problem
Ikr
I always thought the human centipede was about a centipede that grew to the size of a human and terrorised a town
Jesus I wish this was true
That WOULD BE AMAZING
I’d rather a monster bug film over what actually happened
I thought it was humans who were actually mutated in that way not surgically
I thought it was about a dude that fused with a centipede😂 I wish that was true😟
That first girl literally could’ve ran and called the police and they could’ve saved her friend-
But there is no phone service to call the police tho 😕
@@rishanrashid_ When did it say that
@@rishanrashid_ no man the scene where the girl escaped the lab on the first try could have fucking ran through the broken window and get help until she sees someone. But instead she thought it was a great idea to go back for her drugged out heavy friend and drag her all the way 😅 I hate this dumbass movie
@@rishanrashid_ emergancy services can be contacted with no service i think
@@Kayla-hs9rt I agree that was a dickass move, going back for her unconscious friend instead of getting help🤦♀️🤦♀️
No one:
Netflix:Becuase you watched a Bug's Life..........
Its_ moneyyy LMAO
Lmao
LMAO NOOOO 😂😂
DSKDJSHDH
😂😂
These poor actors, they probably regret acting in this movie...
Ha ha, yeah especially the two girls in the back.
Actually they were working under fantastic conditions. They told all the applicants upfront what they were getting themselves into. It was better than a lot of movies actually. I’m sure it was better than being in the shining. Screw you Kubrick! You genius bastard!
They are paid actors. They are probably happy they got in movie
One of the girls returned for the sequel apparently lol
Like yare yare daze daze man
The actor who played the doctor passed away last year in February. I don't like the films but Dieter was a good and devoted actor. Rest in peace.
His face is so villainous too, what a great actor
I feel bad for the actor it’s obvious from the first and third film that he has a lot of talent. It’s a shame that his memory will always be associated with this franchise.
I remember the day a friend of mine was describing The Human Centipede to me and I was laughing my ass off. I watched the movie later that night and wasn't laughing anymore, it was brutal lol.
"Hey mom I was casted in a movie"
"What movie?"
"Nevermind"
Bro imagine telling ur parents that you're casting in a movie like this... just no.
"Hey mom, today I'm gonna be eating poop."
"wait what?"
"what?"
,,Mom, i’am a Centipede now :D“
Wtf
Ha ha !!
1 4 hey Mum I’ve been cast but as the last person in the Centipede join up!😂
bro i saw the poster and i thought it was like a humanoid thing with six arms that killed people.... *boy was i wrong*
Actually that could have been a great idea.
Buuuuuuuuut, it’s about a man who ties butts together
I thought the same thing when i was a kid and thank god i was a huge pussy and would never watch anything scary.
That would have made this a more enjoyable movie
@@milhy6567 damn same but my aunt was the one who saved my childhood
There’s a difference between a horror movie and something just plain disgusting. Even just hearing or seeing the title “ Human centipede” makes me nauseous.
Fr this is something that should be erased from existence
@@mocha6145 YES . I hate it so much. Should be banned everywhere and erased
@@igoravonich2013 it’s just a movie
I dunno this is pretty horrific. 🫣
Well it is, when you think about it a horrific fate that none of us would want to be sentenced to.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS A MEME I DIDN'T KNOW IT ACTUALLY EXISTED
Lmao, me too, all because of South park last
This isn't a horror film
This is a HORRible film
I think you mean
HORRORBLE
Snowball the bunny yasssss Queen yasss
HeyItsMeJk 69 yasss? Lmao
Fetish film
Do you mean HORRORBLE
The fact that you had to say "Don't try this at home" I scaring me.
U scaring me?
It’s the internet what else would you expect??
But youre name is Annabelle lmfao...not scary at all lmfaoo
@@koori8185 lmaoo
@@hatstephla1769 very true.
I’ve always been curious as to why I’ve never heard people talk about Human Centipede…
*Now I realize it’s a vow of silence.*
Him: *Your probably not gonna eat for a few hours*
Me: *gets up and stuffs face with a bag of chips literally 2 seconds after watching this*
your brave
@@silkok6346 I just watched this today :( I'm grossed out; I skipped dinner
Lol
"I hope your not eating"
Me:........*slowly puts down cereal box*
The Smiling Demon me😂
I did the same with my spaghetti
394 likes lmao only geeks like me gets the references help ahh
Puts down hot dog.
I'm eating a granola bar....
I think this film can pretty much be summed up with “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”
Indeed
This goes for a lot of things
CGC
But he did and it’s the biggest Dutch movie ever
Wise words.
This is the movie version of 2 girls 1 cup
Honestly
Me and one of my friends showed 2 girls one cup to my other friend and he threw up
why what is it?
@@pinez868 you are too innocent for this world...
@@zombies4evadude24 i mean i did watch all of the human centipede movies, megan is missing and i listen to local58 daily I don't really get bothered
Reason why I’m not the protagonist of a horror movie: if I get free I’m not coming back for you I’m fleeing the scene and saving myself. Also I’m not taking strange backwood paths with no cell service and then wandering the woods.
A wise strategy, my friend.
The worst is that it says how it's 100% MEDICALLY ACCURATE
It isnt tho they ll chocke by vomiting and they willnt be abble to breathe with full mouth and nose would be blocked too
Exactly. Unbelievable they claimed it was accurate.
People should know that reflexes like sneezing, coughing and vomiting are basic for survival and that being forced to eat poop would make you die from asphyxiation if you couldn't get it out of your mouth immediately.
I think they were splitting hairs. This might have been accurate to the point that people could be physically sewn together like that, but having them thrive is pure fiction.
@@theNewBee
Good point. But tbh I even doubt this surgery would work without using a device to connect anus and mouth. And the chance these victims would not wake up from narcosis due to respiratory depression plus restriction of airways is very high.
Sopho Nax the surgery alone is unrealistic. A single surgeon isn’t enough. You would need a surgeon to sow the people together, you need a dentist to take out the teeth, and you need an anesthesiologist to give the correct dosage of anesthesia to each of the three people.
Lmao apparently the "doctor" in the movie wouldnt even talk to the rest of the cast and would be creepy, weird, etc to keep the tension between all of them..
Damn das creepy-
HAHHAS DIETER YOU FREAKY BASTARF
That’s horrible, like I get that it’s an acting technique, but that just makes things so much worse.
I've heard there was a fair bit of levity on set and everyone had a pretty good time
Ahhh. A method actor. lol
When I first heard of this movie, I thought it was a creature from a dark dimension that had Human parts to it.
That'd also be disturbing, but the surgery plot is way more disturbing
Now I'm scared to go to the bathroom by myself again now 😡 thanks a lot, *human centipede.*
I'm gonna go watch my little pony to cleanse myself now
What if my little pony was a pony centipede
Reynisaa Just Spams at least it’d be a rainbow pony centipede
I hope you never find cupcakes
shadow thanks?
@@drgonphart5415 it's a creepypasta NEVER look it up
Me: "I feel like vomiting"
Also me: clicks on your 'The Human Centipede 2' movie review
same
Literally me rn
Me too, it’s like a drug
K
Me: continues to eat lunch while watching
This is one of the funniest reviews of disturbing movies I’ve ever heard.
I thought the human centipede would have been about someone who sewed arms to themselves but then i watched a "how to beat" video by Nerd explains and all of what i thought went out the window
i would rather be in a room with jason, Blair witch because at least i actually die and not be in a hell like this movie
Kaleb Doom same or put in a saw trip
Ghastly Dragon 10 uhh I’d rather just die normally
He was not Hard to escape tho.. they could have killed Him as he had bit Him in the neck like, why didnt he take the scalpel from the leg and slit his throat???
MargaretDoggo y lol
I'd rather be shot in the stomach and bleed out rather than what goes on in these movies
"You might not want to eat anything for a while"
Me pulling my bagel bites out of the microwave: uhhh
you didn't throw up right?
How were the bagel bites?
I was eating oatmeal at the time. Yeah that didn’t last long...
I've got Shapes at hand 😅
😹
My physics teacher in college introduced this movie to me. He was trying to explain currents and he thought about how “food” travels from one person to the next in this movie.
I appreciate your style man. First vid was the third part of this series and the sign off and toodles just seals a really good well rounded videos. I also enjoy your kitty breaks. Please keep them coming. I have been binge watching your whole video reviews series and just love them.
“I hope you’re not eating anything.”
bet
Ya I just ate my last pringle
ilovebutter2000 i just ate an icecream bar lmao
I just ate a Macho Burrito Supreme from Del Taco. (I'm kidding) lol :D
Je viens de finir mon sandwich donc eeeeeuh... J'ai peur pour mon estomac .
Me with chicken tendies in the oven: wheeeeze
I’ve noticed that the girls were amazing actors for what they had to do. This movie made me sick. But the sequel 🤮🤮🤮
Well, you get what you f***ing deserve
I’m kinda happy that I don’t have many emotions
@@kingfordvr5863 well there's being mildy sociopathic or there's being desensitized
Amazing actors? You may want to rewatch
"this is so going on instagram 🤳📸"
I laughed way too hard at this...
thanks, now I know what it was about without traumatising myself by watching the actual movie. it's kinda cool that Dieter Laser also played Mantrid in "Lexx", and his character was such a creep that even the Divine Shadow exiled him.
Yo, Y'all be complaining that u ate a hamburger or smth while watching this, IM EATING NUTELLA RIGHT NOW, N U T E L L A !
😂😂😂
Nyuuuuum..
Rip
For a gatcha UA-camr doing this, you still gained my respect
lmao I was eating dinner when I watched the actual movie
F
Imagine how lucky the first person is tho jeesh they just get to eat and dont have to go through eating poop
I'd like to be the last person
Шугыла Адилбек WHAT WHYY
What about giving birth
@@user-kj1pq6zh3x Imagine the women having their periods
@@BonsaiQF oh shit i wish i didnt see this comment lol
That "WAZZZAH" part caught me off guard lmao
Died laughing at that...this is my ghost typing this comment.
Every so often I come back to this video because your commentary on it is hilarious.
This is the most scared I've ever been to watch a movie review.
yeah same
I just watched all 3 of the sequels in 4 days. Pray for me
@@BT-zh9bq gotta watch a lot of comedy now.
Bro just watch a cure for wellness
listen to Daddy by korn
"You might not want to eat anything for a while"
Me: **laughs in Healthcare worker**
HAHAHAHAH
🤣🤣
*laughs in eating disorder*
@marshmello unicorn IM GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT THIS IM SORRY LMAO
@@user-po9iy3pk2y big F
This was the first video of yours that I watched because I was NOT down to watch the movie, but had a morbid curiosity as to what it was about. Was hooked to the channel from then on ♥️
You have a skill for adding a humorous spin to heavy and disturbing stuff. So glad I discovered your channel.
Ngl you made this less disturbing 😂
Yea
Tosh.0 had a really good bit about it. Stuff like this helped me get through the first one. I was on my own for the other two.
Wait this was suppose to be disturbing
This is how i keep my self from late night snacks.
Lmao thanks for the idea
omggg sameee hahaha
Might sound creepy but I think I fell for u
@@junghoseok9723 bro?
Perfect weight loss tip
The fact that the poster has the words “100% medically accurate.” Is beyond disturbing.
This is why I've never watched, and never ever will watch, this disgusting moving. Screw all that.
I think I really should have listened to the no eating warning🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Elyse Sakala me too
Elyse Sakala
I ate green pea while watching and nothing happen :)
Honestly though
Lmao meanwhile, I ate a pack of chips while watching this movie.
Imagine your watching this at the movie theater and your eating gummy worms
Well...
*I'm* *officially* *Traumatized*
Same I’m also sick 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮
Watching the behind the scenes, bloopers, and interviews make me feel much better.
1M views!!! I have binged watched all of your movie review videos, the cat pictures really help lol
They took the term “horror” a little too far
Fun fact human centipede was originally gonna be a comedy but everyone said that isn't ok the dude just made into a horror movie
And then he made human centipede 3 that is a comedy
I would have loved that lmao
the idea of it being a comedy is comedic enough
I see you looking through the comment section searching for saftey. 💗 Don’t worry about, just keep cruising! 😌
“Next time I would suggest a PowerPoint”💀
I’m honestly just concerned that someone thought of this and wrote a movie. Like what was going on in his head? He’s gotta be a weird dude
Him and his friend came up with the idea when thinking of ways to punish pedophiles. They have a really dark, twisted sense of humor so of course making a movie to shock people was entertaining.
It’s also based off a similar thing that the Nazis did
Sydneyyww stfu idiot
Sydneyyww you watch to much tv
Sydneyyww I am not sure this is true, weirdly enough this actually relates to an area of what I guess you could call a special interest of mine. I have a bachelors degree in Holocaust and Genocide studies and now work in the medical field so I have studied the medical experimentation of the Nazi party extensively and I have never once come across anything like this. Dr.Mengle did try and create Siamese twins by sewing two people together but they never survived. I’m guessing that what you are referring to? It’s a somewhat similar idea but a real stretch to say this movie is based on the actions of the Nazis
When I saw this I thought it was gonna be about a person who got bit by a centipede and became one
*oh boy was I wrong*
Ahahah literally same!!
underrated
@@quantumm5425 Ikr like wtf
centipede man 😂
I thought it was gonna be about some Human-Centipede creature, like how there is the Goatman, I wish it was true
I appreciate your time and troubles to create this video, but I also appreciate your perfect explanation of the weak fist scenario brought on by graphic violence or disturbing visuals. I, too, have grappled with this for my entire life and I never knew if I was the only one or not.
Omgggg i had the same thing. With losing strength in my hands. I sorta had to practice and train my hands to not do that because i was scared if i need a strong grip but i was so mortified i couldn't
I love how you actually read peoples comments and heart and reply its something you dont usually see with most creators good on you man
How does this have 422 likes and no replies?
I try to keep up
@@dougduggerthin1968 bruh i had no Idea it even got this many
I can’t do body horror, I mean I can really well, but I watched this a few months ago. But I actually hate this, I need to get over it though.
Jelly Filling when I was 10 I watched this movie I swear I still can't get it off my mind after 5 yrs
Nora Taslidzic I feel so bad for you, I can’t even imagine watching this movie as an adult😭
What the ending?i feel sad even don't watch it.
Might I recommend dee Snyder’s strange land then lol
@@norataslidzic8504 where were ur parents
Thank you for this video.
I've been trying to find a link where can I watch it.
Good thing you already summarized it so it feels like I watched it already. 😄
I think my chips are gonna make a reappearance-
"who's the buttmunch now!" had me shout-laughing. You REALLY deserve more subs man
Me when watching this: *vomiting noises*
Also me: watches the other two reviews
Literally me
Me too lol
Me 😭
😂
Well i need to watch the other two movies first before those reviews just like i watched the first sequence before this review
Over 1 million views. I hope you've completed the trilogy.
TW: super gross
Oh wait I thought they actually put a centipede through their bodies to keep them connected AHHH
you know, I never liked this movie but this guy makes it a bit less disturbing with his comedic personality. I still don’t like the movie tho :)
5:42 if I was her, I would have left her behind and would have tried to run away. Even if it didn't work well, I would at least be more likely to escape that way.
Alex The Fangirl same honestly, then if I escaped I would’ve got help like get the police or something.
Exactly what I would have did
Yep is would not give a sh* about my friends sorry mmao
Yeah she could have contacted the police. He wouldn’t have operated unless he had three people
plus the doc would need to go after her or find someone else thus leaving the other two safer for longer
I really appreciate your wit and humor in this review... it’s so good that it inspired me to watch this movie 😭
amazing video! Great job my man
I wanted a video with comedic commentary to somehow get through this movie since I would never be able to get through it alone, and this was exactly that! I don’t comment often at all but I’m so glad I came across this channel!
I could barely make it myself! I'm actually the same with "The Room"- I could not finish it without the Rifftrax commentary.
I watched this shit when I was 12 when my parents weren’t home and I was never the same
Me
F
I watched it when I was 10
Lesson learned: always give in to the creepy pervy guy if your car break out or you be in human centipede
Love your reviews review guy.You’re so funny.
“i hope your not eating”
me looking at the screen while holding a pizza like: 🍕👁👄👁
Lmao..same 👁️👃👁️
My battle doesn't look that appetizing anymore XD
i have a scar on my leg and everytime i see an operation scene from these kinds of movies it starts feeling weird. like im secretly imagining what it would feel like it would open again
I have a huge scar down my belly 😂
Every time I watch a vehicle collision the dent in my foot from getting hit by a car stars aching
O^O
man im so happy i found your channel
my eating disorder makes me come back to this video every time i’m hungry.
me: eating chips
Human Centipede: exists
*chips eating stops*
*gags*
"if this video breaks two thousand views"
UA-cam: I'm about to make this man's whole career
I couldn't speak for two weeks after I saw this trailer! I TOLD my mother about the trailer! For DAYS She would bring it up CONSTANTLY! Like, "well the bacteria in human feces would,. Blah blah!" I had ONLY DESCRIBED IT! she never even saw the trailer! But she was as f*coked up as I was! THATS REAL ART! it leaves you with,... something. It kicks you in the throat. This is so fascinating! You are so great! A Serbian Film, you have raised the bar. (I've never seen any of Tom Six's HCs or the full A Serbian Film, but I'm so hypmotized by you and these reviews! So fascinating!
Your review is tasteful and funny. I tried to watch this movie a few years ago but didn’t last. So watching your review has help me know what happened without having to watch the actual movie 🤢
omg your editing and commentary i’m dying lmao “lindsay is down” “my rug is ruined” I CANT. subbed right awayyy
It was disgusting watching this uncensored
Mother of god who thought of this movie idea
The director, him and his friends came up with this idea to punish pedophiles then he made it into a movie
amir sabbagh wut how is this movie punishing pedos? It’s just a extreamly disgusting movie
@@amir021idm idk maybe it was punishing people with weird ass fetishes I dont really know about pedos. But still....
Speedy9000 Speedy2000 the movie isn’t about punishing pedos but the idea of the torture method cake from Tom Six talking about a punishment for pedophiles.
What's in the uncensored version that isn't in this one?
this is the first time ive watched you, and i love your channel. i did laugh at the jokes! they were a bit funny!💖🥺
hahahaaha I love your commentary. I just saw it for the first time last night. I was traumatized !!! But it's stamped in my brain too lmaooooooo
Dude! When this movie first came out I was around 8 to 10 years old. I would watch UA-cam in fear of seeing the advertisements for the movie that scared me to death.
Same happened to me with annabelle
And The Nun Ads
I love horror, it’s my favourite genre but it just gives me trust issues. If I’m lost in the woods and I find a house, I’m walking back into the woods. I’d rather be eaten by an animal or starve than turn out like this. 😂
Or you know just follow the road, it's more sensible to go back the way you came. That way, you might recognize something, and find help faster. Instead of go the way you were planning to go, get more lost and then get lost in the woods.
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hi 👋 keks the goo
this takes being the line leader to a whole nother level
The delivery of the intro made me subscribed instantly .
I ate roast beef while watching this.
Guess it was a real misteak. Heh heh. Heh. For real tho I'm about to throw up.
Lancer Lancer I was eating a chocolate bar
No
I’m eating Mac in chees
Mistake*
PahEz r/woooosh
All the comments: "It made me sick🤮"
My emetophobia: "Tf are you doing?"
what is emetophobia ?
@@kimdracvla it's the fear of vomiting or seeing/ hearing someone throwing up🙂
@@louguillemaud6754 i think that i might that phobia :) (expect the sounds Doesn't really affect much but there's NO WAY that im gonna look at someone's vomit cuz that's so FREAKING GROSS 🤢🤢🤢)
I laughed for 5 minutes straight when you said "if this video gets more then 2k views I'll review the sequels" lol....probably didn't take long as this video was posted 2 years ago and has 1.5 million views as of today! Well deserved though, and I've said it before but how shitty and depressing my life is at the moment..(being homeless being one of many reasons) I just have to watch one of your videos and I'm actually grinning and happy. Your channel has the perfect ratio of deadpan humor, sarcasm and your obvious love of cinema all rolled up! Keep up the great videos !
the sequel was brought up in my film class luckily only showing the poster but i got curious so i checked out the original trailer and started to feel sick, thats doesnt happen to me often. but the curiosity was still there to what the movie was about but there was no way in hell i was watching it so thank you for making this review
also when he said look away and turn the volume down i did it with NO HESITATION, now im gonna wonder if i'm gonna be sick tonight cause i honestly don't know
"Should I eat the cuttlefish and asparagus, or the vanilla paste?"
*muffled* "Vanilla paste! Vanilla paste!"
"Cuttlefish it is, then. Good luck, Kyle! I believe in you!" *shart sounds and screaming*
Nice👍👍
Christina Littleton 😂🤣🤣😂
Christina Littleton I remember that
I lose strength in my hands
Me too
Same. My hands feel weak now.
Watched it at age 13 when they had it on Netflix. Had to stop completely because I felt like I was going to have a stroke and vomit everything from my body all at once - came to see the review in hopes your narration and humor could help ease the traumatic memory - it did better than I could have on my own
Omg same. I’m still highkey traumatized but I still can’t get myself to watch his review.. maybe I’ll just listen to this review first since the images/scenes still terrify me ☹️
Thanks for the great content!