This is How You DON'T Play Far Cry 3
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2024
- It's been a LOOOOOONG time in the making, but today, I am finally proud to present... TIHYDP Far Cry 3!
Watch from behind your hands as Phil takes on the inhabitants of the Rook Islands, ranging from murderous birds to insane (but somewhat on-the-money) drug lords. Cower as he fails at stealth time after time and blames the game for mistakes that even a blind man could tell were his own. And, flee if you must, for the animals are descending tonight - and it gets messy for all involved.
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"I don't need a tutorial on how to drive" *Drives into a river.*
Phil... Phil never changes.
004 11392LMFAO. I will admit I like this guy but only because it's fun to laugh at him. In another game he did not bother to read text and it screwed him over. Namely in Majora's Mask he was supposed to get an egg but he caught a fish instead. He would have easily realized he got the wrong item in the bottle if he simply read the text but because it's Phil and he is one of the dumbest men alive he just skips the text and thinks he caught in egg only for it to bite him in the ass when he gets back to the lab to drop the egg off. Now even if he didn't read he should have seen what he scooped up. The egg is obviously round. How can someone screw that up? Either Phil is blind or he is a moron. I am going with the latter.
warioland523 Wait, you LIKE Phil, because he's an idiot?
Andrew Rogers
That's why everyone likes him. We love to see him fail and make an ass of himself. He is like the fail gamer that is just so stupid you can't help but laugh at him. You see I am what you would call a troll's troll or good troll. I troll the bad trolls and just crazy people on the internet like Phil. You can call me a troll hunter if you like. I think that's more appropriate.
Why would you want to support low effort idiocy. The more you support stuff like this, the more he doesn't think he needs to change (which he does).
Andrew Rogers
I think you want to just watch a more competent person play a game. I can recommend several to you that aren't DSP if you'd like.
"I don't need a tutorial on how to drive!"
*Falls off the road*
I wouldn't want to be on the motorway with him driving
+Aaron Easson Dont worry. He never leaves his condo! ;D
I doubt he could make it to the motorway. He'd start driving and end up in the ocean somehow.
Classic Phil.
42:34 speaks volumes about Phil’s intelligence.
From what I can tell, to Phil, an "asshole" is anyone who intentionally or unintentionally inconveniences him.
Thank you for the use of Grieg in the Deer Hunt segment. Listening to Phil getting angrier by the second, while the music gets more and more dramatic, is just a joy to watch/listen. 14:42 - "Now it's fucking raining" and the onset of the dramatic part... Bravo, I say. Bra-vo.
Phil:Oh shit.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Oh Vaas, I love you some times.
"what the f**k he died?"
-Philip Burnell's tombstone
The first 6 minutes are fucking perfect by itself.
1:38:14 phil's trademark racism mocking the name "Gary Jason Ng Thow Hing"
i love how he tries to pronounce their names and laughs his ass off :D
Absolutely genius how you edited in the Alfred quote from Batman Begins, Absolutely Genius. I always think when DSP says "What do you want me to do!" people should edit in Alfred saying "Endure, Master Wayne". Good Job!
4:56 is the driving tutorial failure. "I don't need a tutorial of how to drive." Then he falls off the road. Classic DSP level of stupidity right there.
it looks like he did it intentionally.
"I'm probably one of the best overall gamers in the country.☝"
"I don't need a driving tutorial"
Flies off-road into a rocky gorge/river literally 5 seconds later
When he got gored by a cow, I lost it.
BATTLE CATTLE!
27:04 was actually hilarious
Omg the best part was the deer hunting part lmao
18:52 Phils family reunion
"I don't need a tutorial to know how to drive." Immediately drives into the river.
Phil everytime he fails to climb an unclimbable slope: "Oh come ahhhhnnn".
Everyone: "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity"?
"I don't need a tutorial on driving"
*crashes car almost drowns
I like when the Tiger walked back into the cage and locked the door behind itself
Kaziel
Bugged animal instinct mechanics.
47:50 best excuse ever
"I didn't do that."
Must be one of those self aware controllers. Just does whatever it wants.
47:45 "Ahh cahmaan! A tree appears in front of me?!?" As compared to "I walked in front of a tree." Lol.
8:33 Glider controls tutorial, Phil, "lets just ignore it" --> fails gliding, brought to critical health levels. Master class skills right there
Holy shit I lost it when he was waiting for the enemies with a fucking sniper rifle before getting destroyed. This is gold!
There should have been a falling deaths counter
there should've been just a death counter in general.
after watching several of these I just have to ask, has anybody ever actually seen this snivelling whiny clown 'enjoy' a game from start to finish?
Ride to Hell Retribution. It's easy, and he can make fun of it without being stressed by the difficulty (Difficulty meaning anything a 5 year old couldn't accomplish on their first try)
Late but Heavy Rain. I think it's Phil's golden playthrough, the one that I ironically enjoyed.
Phil: 3 Leopards with a sniper rifle that won't be hard
Me: Oh?, Lets see about that shall we
20 seconds later missed all shots
Marius Karlsen bugged leopard mechanics
thegreek69 Thanks nature!
Man, the levels of salt here are extraordinary...
SubZerosHat The Dead Sea's got nothing on Phil! ;)
Lot's wife is gonna see this and turn back to normal in shame.
Biblical references either fall flat or kill. I'm unsure if this hit it's mark...
*walks off the platform on the tower*
I pressed jump and it never registered!!! Fuck that shit dude.
I've been waiting for this since you released the teaser!! Great work so far and thanks for contributing to the TIHYDP community. I loved your Dishonored one.
Just wanted to say that.
The definition of insanity is Phil playing a game and expecting to do well without understanding any of the game mechanics.
I understand the 'definition of insanity' now
Failing at the very first mission, oh boy I'm in for a treat, huh?
This game still looks gorgeous..one of the best games ever that shares the same fate with many other games.Got butchered by Phil...
30:35 DSP Tries it, fragging deer.
6:29 Denis roasts DSP gaming.
53:13, "he walked into a mine a killed himself" Yer, he offed himself after he realized he had to put up with DSP as an aqaintance. LOL
1:01:56 DSP learns the definition of insanity
Correction: He learns about himself
Dspgaming shooting a sniper in real life. “ why the fuck is this gun not killing the guy.. I’m aiming right at him” “this gun fucking sucks ass” “ how do you reload the fucking gun!!!”
32:18 god he still doesnt even pick up the (2!) cassowaries that almost kills him but decides to go for the tortoises that aren't even worth anything nor is ever used for crafting great job phil u phool
So we can learn to pick ourselves up!
I love this game. Played it through twice cause I love it so much.
JFCSMH PHIL!
Though I'll have to side with Phil on the prompts. I have had so many frustrating moments with these prompts when looting a body or whatnot.
Especially when there are many things in the way, mostly fallen weapons.
You have to be in a specific spot in order to trigger the prompt & use it.
It's ridiculous.
+Soldier993 Yea true
I can't tell you how many times I've picked up an AK-47 without meaning to. It almost warrants having a separate button for "Activate" and "pickup weapon" but being that it was made for console they have to cram as many functions onto one button as they can so that it translates well to a controller.
54:35 I'll be honest I laughed at that
Null It's like Vaas was speaking right at DSP
Phil fails every tutorial I've ever seen him play.
The WORST example of that was in GTA V; where it prompts him to *buy a shotgun with a flashlight attachment.*
What does he do?
He buys *Pistol rounds, grenades and other things that he doesn't need until he **_can't afford_** the shotgun and flashlight anymore.*
1:01:51 the definition of insanity.
Ugh... He got so used to that shitty sniper of his that he completely ignored that .50 cal rifle that CAN headshot heavies AND can equip a silencer.
Fuck. Even the bow would've been better than that deer hunter.
Yeah yeah. Years late. I know I know...
It's never too late
Now, THAT'S how it's done. *dies from basic enemy*
I was practically yelling at my ipad for dsp to buy the last sniper rifle.
We love ya phillip
3:58 LOFL 😂😂😂😂
I really enjoyed this video.Great work! I was wondering if it would be possible for you to do a TIHYDP of Far Cry 4?
+TimDisturbed It's a possibility in the future, but I have a lot of other projects lined up if it were to happen, so don't expect it soon. Glad you enjoyed the video, though :)
The definition of insanity, it's every fucking playthrough of DSP's.
Phil... did I ever tell you... the definition of insanity?
I cant tell you how much i laughed through his videos especially this one!!! Thank you so much, i hope you do more, on every single one of his videos. ROFLMAO literally
FC3 is one of the best game I personally played. DSP better not fuck it up as usual....
4:45 Immediately contradicts himself then makes my YEAR! Moments like those are what got me hook, line and most importantly.. the sinker, Phil himself. Pun wasen't intended lol, just realized as i'm crying in laughter. Thank you Philip.. you f-ing moron... thank you.
I have to rewatch this every so often. I die laughing everytime he tries to run up a hill and falls down.
quite surprised that he if all people couldn't find any gouts
I looked at the title, and the only words were "oh god no"
phil approaches a wild ox and he complains he got attacked by a wild animal,
Phil:"you are assigned a mission and they cant let you free roam wtf" that is like you are told you have to take care of some hostages but then you go do other stuff and be annoyed to find out that the hostages were killed because you refuse to do the task right away
Phil:"if one dies i fail? they are suppose to be expendables" he wont be able to play XCOM
and why is he using an SVD at close range? its a sniper rifle not a fucking shotgun what is this CoD?
35:49 probably my favorite part
As a seasoned Far Cry player, this was pretty painful to watch, lol. Everything that's plainly obvious is just completely lost on Phil. I know I sound surprised, but to be frank, I've only heard of DSP's suckyness when it came to playing video games. I never experienced just how bad he was 'till I clicked this video.
I wonder if anyone has made a medley of all the excuses Phil has used to rationalize his shitty skills. "It's bugged! It's a shitty game mechanic! It's inconsistent! Lag! My controller is possessed by ghosts that randomly press buttons!"
"I can't look down and see that there is a giant hole there."
Yes Phil you can. The right stick moves the camera so yes you can look down.
1:05:22 thats not a waterfall but phil's crying tears
DSP makes this game way difficult for absolute stupid reasons, it's amazing.
Rongo never died on my 3 playthroughs I put in this game.
*****
Difficulty in Far Cry 3 lowers depends on how many times you die. I've witnessed that.
8:41 The third time I've ever seen Phil do a flight into terrain.
"Why do you even watch this bullshit?"
YESSS THANK YOU, I HAVE BEEN WAITING
hard to call bullshit when there a clear line of sight @ 1:10:27 and moving bushes seconds before.
~ 1:17:00 "I just mashed it and it worked!" Now NO ONE can talk shit about his nervous habit
54:33 "IT TOOK YOU THIS FUCKING LONG TO BUILD A WOODEN CROSS" XD
,,Wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaatttttttttt?"DSPgaming 2012:)
Lol someone saw the 99 PMs on the upper right corner of the screen in the beginning? I would love to know how much "FU DSP" content it has.^^
I remember the first time I ever played a video game.
That intro was fucking amazing. You got me good, lol.
Oh boy, Phil and stealth gameplay..
I have a question. What would happen if Phil played a Paper Mario game? Namely the first 2. How well do you think he would do?
did... did he crouch once? everyone's seeing him super fast cause he just... walks in. Like... fuck. reminds me of mgs playthroughs.
This is one of my all time favorite games.To bad DSP has to ruin it with his gosh awful gameplay and destroy my memories of this beloved game.Damn you Phil.
Yes. YES. Great job, man!
You missed the perfect opportunity to put in a ''attacked by wild animal'' counter. Not too bad though.
Awesome
Hey do you guys know the song that is playing from 13:00-15:00?
"Grieg- in the hall of the mountain king" my friend
That was some fucking genius editing, perfect music to the perfect situation, the perfect idiot talking, perfect rain timing.
When I played this I don't remember the enemy having clairvoyant thermal scopes and detecting you through bushes. I don't often agree with dsp but 1:11:00 did look like bullshit or at least it appeared so from the way u cut the video.
this is fucking gold
Sam never died in my playthroughs. lol Ever. Missions I mean.
46:04 Nature boy allows you to see plants to make more syringes fuck that i don't wanna jab a stim in me i wanna take a 5 sec heal bro it just looks cool snapping your wrists, arm, and finger back in place especially the stick poping out a hot round dood.
What would you guys like to see a TIHYDP of next?
Transformers: fall of Cybertron? He didn't review it well so I'm wondering if he had difficulty with it.
EllisNet His playthrough of F.E.A.R 2 was pretty bad. He constantly ran out of ammo and almost never used the slow mo power the series is known for.
EllisNet Bioshock Infinite, i left loads of messages on his videos. XP
Thanks for all the suggestions, guys. I'll consider em :)
Do Borderlands 2
Michael Mando,great actor and person
Leave it to DSP to fuck-up a game even with a game guide.
i just notice he was snorting
4:56
perfect timing!
8:58 Yeah! Good Job DSP attempt to fight these 2 guys head on with your Sniper Rifle while they fire into your face with their Assualt Rifles..
Senpai Does not approve.. 눈_눈
I see he's as bad at driving in FC3 as he was in FC2.Besides, melee takedowns in combination with hiding in grass/bushes are OP in this game. You can clean the entire first outpost using it.
"can i climb the tree?"
:|
Christ, and I thought I was bad at this game.
I bet half the community in far cry 3 had the same playthrough as dsp just murdering everything in sight and fucking up everything and dying or failing missions 1000 times over.
did i tell u what insanity is?
35:50 :))))