Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - The Five Biggest Contesti-Cocks In Elimination Show History
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- Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
- Here's Charlie Brooker's Five Biggest Contesti-Cocks In Elimination Show History from the last episode of Series 4.
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The judges "what the fuck?!" made my sides hurt from laughter.
Does anyone know who that judge was?
@@AdamJones-sg3wp Denise?
Sounded like Denise van Outen 😂😂😂
Thank god Katie Hopkins hasn't done anything out of order or controversial since.
this was posted 6 years ago and is STILL RELEVEANT
Freemans Videos it’s terrifying how much fucking staying power she had.
Oh my
That aged well, she finally died.
9 years later and the ghoul is SOMEHOW STILL AROUND?!?!
Charlie censors himself with bleeps because he finds it amusing, and then when he's really hammering a point home he won't bleep himself.
"yeah, cause they just spotted you in the room, you tit" Charlie Brooker is the best!
Let's be fair Rhydian did go around the world singing, for cruise liners
And .... During Christmas 2017 he appeared in Aladdin at the SSE Arena, Belfast. Wow!!!!
I am Yorbos. And so's my wife.
*throws Biro onto table*
Charlie Brooker is something I go fucking crazy for.
*Throws down pen*
DrThunder88
F*ckin bloody yeah crazy for
Damn I miss screenwipe 😢
If only he knew what Katie Hopkins would become
Ha! Ahead of the game on Katie Hopkins
All he said was she has blue eyes and pink cheeks.
The biggest cock on here was that guy from the musical
Ooooooooh fuck bloody yeah!
I am Yorbos from the planet Yorbo, and discipline is something I go FUCKING crazy for.
The delivery of "conspiracy theory" was very David Brent
I am your scout leader! I AM YOUR SCOUT LEADER!
"I am Yorboss from the planet Yorbo. And discipline is something I go fffucking crazy for"
Charlie Brooker, Please keep on making TV shows. We Love Ya... smiley face!
I love these segments
That guy at #2 exemplifies everything wrong with modern culture. People who don't care to learn how to do something well wanting nevertheless to be rewarded with the kind of consequences that come at the END of a long successful career. Everyone wants the payoff, but they don't want to actually DO the thing that earns the payoff. Nobody is successful in music because they want to meet the Queen. They're successful because they love music. Meeting the Queen, if it comes, is not what it was about for anyone who has.
Relax, man. Have a jam sandwich or something.
T P To me it looks like he's just stating facts, there's a bunch of musicians out there these days who are in it more for the luxuries than they are the music.
He never got a Wikipedia page of his own. Seamuc Cullen was one of only 3 who didn't from the show. How ironic
I'm very happy to hear that.
He's also the only one who seems to be entirely untracable...no internet prescence at all...
I guess he wasn’t promised a page of his own.
@@borismuller86 haha
I've never heard anyone call someone a "tit" before. I will have to integrate this into my vocabulary.
this guy is GREAT!
"Yeah, 'cause they just spotted you in the room, you tit!" - pmsl!!
Fucking ten years of my life has passed since i watched this on tv....fuck
Best use of the word "boob" ever.
Oh, that's very good. Of course, you and I wouldn't be fooled and could lead the underground rebellion. Nice to have a project to look forward to.
I laughed myself to tears, for the first time ever, over that :).
Never knew that was the origin of Hopkins
It's where she acquired the 'amoral bitch' reputation that she built her persona on. She actually put in her application to the Apprentice that she stole someone else's husband because she wanted to.
Charlie Brooker always makes me laugh
At first I felt sorry for Katie Hopkins being made fun of for her appearance. Then I googled her. Fair enough.
Scott McMillan I guess I'd better google her too, since Charlie didn't actually explain what was cock-ish about her, weirdly...
Oh shit! She's the English Ann Coulter 😝
She is literally the worst person
Charlie Brooker is brilliant. His cynicism is infinitely refreshing.
I lost it at the Yorboss bit.
Thanks Charlie for putting Jim Davidson at first! :D
If you ever update this Charlie, remember to include Cher and Katie from the X Factor?
hahah!
"why miss hopkins, those pale blue eyes go wonderfully with your weird pink cheeks."
she was gammon before it was cool!
I promised myself one Charlie Brooker video at 12am then bed. It's now just gone 3
Fuckin bloody yeah!
I have seen that Seamus clip a few times and every time I think, what a great way to make sure nobody will ever cast you ever ever ever. Acting like a pretentious diva on national (well, international television). It's hard to imagine directors clamoring to get this guy in their production. What a joy he'd be to have in the room.
Whatever happened to him?
@@ZuluRomeohe sells insurance these days
The guy from Joseph! What a colossal berk!
I also loled and nearly fell off my chair.
Yorboss goes fucking crazy for discipline. FUCKING crazy.
makes me smile
I think this makes a strong case for bringing back the death sentence
I lol'd so hard at this point
He goes fucking crazy for it.
You don't have to censor "bloody" you know, we are all responsible adults.
Nearly pee'd myself laughing.
That WTF? was golden.
Discipline is something I go FUCKING crazy foa
And discipline is something I go f***ing crazy for.
I want this world back
Fucken bloody yea
i love how there is only 5 dislikes for this video
(the contestants featured)
He comes up with the best phrases "copper bottomed cockitude" :D
Fuck bloody yeah!
Did that "show of his own" ever happen for Seamus?
Yeah, a cam show maybe. He'll sing for an extra 10 tokens.
a Peep Show, and not the good one. The Seamus version involves tossing salad, but no lettuce.
Obviously did certain things and was discarded in the Spacey world of Showbiz. Poor lad
I think Brookes would make a fantastic Dr Who villain.
haha, my friday night hasn't gone to plan either..
That really would be a satisfying conclusion.
Though it'd also be very fun to have everyone just ignore him and watch his head explode all by itself.
brooker you say what everyones subconcious is thinking
@up4sumfun067 Comic effect - sometimes they remove the bleep when Charlie's talking and that means he's going really fucking crazy for it.
Fuckin bloody...YEAH
0:54 - LOOOOL XD
"fuck, bloody yeah"
British comedy kicks the hell out of American comedy.
@jab464 Just in case anyone else down-thumbs that, it was Davidson that was slating Brand, not Brooker. I second the absolute cockend thing btw :P
@MOPBOP2 You mean he's a prat.
A toolbox is, well, a box with a carrying handle with tools in it.
All things considered over a decade later... Hopkins got off pretty lightly...
reminds me gotta watch newswipe on iplayer.
They don't censor The Apprentice footage but censor Charlie? No sense, you are making.
what did that seamus sing as his last line of any dream will do?
at 1:34 - that face he pulls just after he's finished the final note - that would have been the perfect time to kick him in the face with a steel-toed boot
@SmithersJones87 Weirder than that... he says "the same face". Huh?
Fuckingbloodyyeah.
Love the mistake on Any Dream will Do...
I think the show of my own must of since he does seem the type to go on his own... not sure about the judges reaction though, never watched it.
@crckyrichard And they're all probably from the contestants shown in this video.
@MrBrent123t What about George Carlin? Or Bill Hicks? It's not all bad.
geniuos
RYANDALE! he went to be a great singer
not a bad video... F*** Bloody Yeah
This is bittersweet. On the one hand it is a fantastic use of UA-cam to show how loathsome these people are, so that mankind can point and laugh for ever and ever and ever …
… but on the other, they are so utterly devoid of humility, shame and self-awareness that it probably won’t affect them. What someone needs to do is to educate them into understanding how repellent they are and thus allow them to go off and do the decent thing, which is to lock themselves in a room, throw away the key and never impose themselves on humanity again. It’s not enough that _we_ know how revolting they are - we need _them_ to know it too.
Even in a locked, dark, windowless room, they wouldn't get it. They would think they've been put into a new universe for them to inherit.
@pinkmooses What you're missing here is how Charlie praises good television shows, as with Deadwood and the Wire. He's clearly a man who enjoys the medium, wants to see it put to its best uses and is disgusted at how bad most programming is when TV could be so much better.
Pffffaaaa! It's 04:05 and i gotta be up at 6;15. Important meeting first thing in the morning.
How did the meeting go?
what episode is this off please?
@pinkmooses You fight them with their own weapons, man
This is how revolution becomes a possibility, it needs to populate.
This is like saying it was ironic that the Situationest International were film makers when their very definition was that sitting on your butt and watching TV was cause for boredom and that boredom was anti-revolutionary, but once you watch their films you understand that the only way they could ever work was through film.
Its all the glowering at everybody they've decided they hate :)
da da da, da da da da da da daaaaaaa!
I am YORBOSS.
OMG, Rhydian is so not a twat!
I AM YOUR BOSS!
@CyanideSovereign Just because I like one better doesn't mean I hate the other... I love George Carlin & Bill Hicks.
Fuckinbloodyyeaaah.
BBC4?
oh wait
@prouck
agreed.
@kuroistuc cheers yeah should of mentioned that
you know the "show of my own" and "what the fuck" bit, did that actually happen?
"Boob" PMSL
i never realised jim davidson was speaking to brian from big brother
for those who dont know he's gay
ALL HAIL YORBOS
ok
i was gonna say complete bell-end