@Juan Cortez Muro your videos are not funny and stop self promoting the only reason you get views is because people hate you and just comment and leave almost no one likes your videos
@Danij'a Woods Fucking same i laughed so hard i did that quiet laugh where you try not to be loud and it makes your back hurt more i laughed for like 10 minutes strait
I literally wheezed when he was singing Ariel’s song and the cow kicked the bucket, and the camera zoom made it even better, thank you daz for making my days in quarantine an infinite amount of times better XD
this might be the funniest video i have ever watched in my entire life. i have been absolutely dying and have tears streaming down my face and the video isn’t over yet 😭🤣thank you daz for not only being my favorite creator but favorite person🖤🤣😭
I'm just here in my bed in the middle of the night, and I can't stop myself from laughing! I lit cannot breath, and my parents are wondering if i'm dying, im tired, yet I WILL keep watching this.
Daz, just wanted to let you know that I haven’t laughed this much for 5 years and I love your content so so much you were literally the reason I kept going when I was struggling and I hope you know how amazing you are.
*Gets close to finishing this nightmare of a game* Daz: "Yes!" *starts singing a heavenly melody* Cow: "Moo!" *kicks bucket* Daz: 😲 😂😂😂 (I wheezed!) 😂😂😂
daz: "just gently grab the bucket" me: "hes going to yeet it" daz: **yeets it** me: **crying until i fall off my bed even though i expected it to happen**
*cow kicks bucket* Daz: "I WILL TURN YOU INTO A BURGER" *Starts playing kitchen simulator* Daz: "I'll make burger and chips" *kitchen explodes* Daz: ...WTH
Daz: This might be a game I’m actually good at! *he knocks the bucket over* He’s frozen on complete anger *an ad comes on saying ‘calm down and download this relaxing app’*
After having one of the hardest years of my life, I come back to this gem and laugh my absolute ass off. I'm so glad you're current videos are still this damn funny
I wish I could laugh that hard but I have to be quiet since everyone is sleeping 😂😂 on top of that I'm wearing headphones so I can't really tell how loud I am 😆
I don't recommend watching this at night when everyone is asleep. Cause i almost woke my whole family because i was laughing so hard . Edit: Didn't think this will get a lot of likes.
This is literally the funniest video I've seen I couldn't even breathe while watching this video And when daz got the milk near to the finish line and the horse kicked the bucket I laughed so hard
The last video was removed tonight as I wasn’t happy with it. So I posted this one instead. 😀❤️ I hope you guys enjoy!
No matter what you post I will watch every second of it ❤️
Daz Games
URG so frustrating this one will probably be taken down tomorrow
I love you daz❤️❤️❤️
Ok
I cried with laughter so much 😂😂
I actually haven't laughed this hard for almost a year and I literally couldnt breathe while watching this
Same
me
SAME! XDD
same! 😂😂
Same
“This is a game I might actually be good at”
“Spoke too soon”
Dazz,Why is the man milking the cow naked !? Lol
I said that the second before he did
Is that my boy Kirishima in your profile picture?
@@skylarblue1246 yeh
My chest. I feel like I’m battling a stroke while watching this. I can’t stop laughing.
This may be the best description of our humour attacks that we endure, I've heard yet! THE ACCURACY!! XD
I am dieng of laughter
TRYEE I CANOUNTGCNHFCFHXMKHXFFGXJGNX
YES YES YES SAME
Same
His poor daughter tho. “IM TICKLING THE TIT!!!” LMAO I CANT- 😂
“I’m Rubbing Myself In Front Of A Cow” -Daz 2019
69 likes ~ 😏😏😏😏
😏😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤😏😏
Thank you for nothing
@Juan Cortez Muro your videos are not funny and stop self promoting the only reason you get views is because people hate you and just comment and leave almost no one likes your videos
@@50upss thank you for being a twat
When he screamed “IM GONNA PULL IT OFF” I cackled😂
Me too
Me three 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂
@Danij'a Woods Fucking same i laughed so hard i did that quiet laugh where you try not to be loud and it makes your back hurt more i laughed for like 10 minutes strait
He hit the 100k likes lol
@@kinnordjhs8694 I know now he has to do the christmas one
“Linda! I’m tickling a t*t!!”
Realizes daughter is home 😒
Lol
😂 😂 😂
Yeah lol
😎😅😂🤣
Daughter: *looks at the door* ..................He's recording again XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Daz: "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU INTO A BURGER"
Vegan Teacher: *starts having a seizure*
what I thought😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need to just show her this whole video
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Bigboitrumpy YES
9:00 “ i’m gonna pull it off “ has me actually in tears from laughing
I was saying in my mind stop slow and stedie bc if not she is going to kick it and there it is she kicked it lol
Lol same 😂 😆 😝
“I’m waving to the cows arse...” Well.. that’s one way to make friends...
lol The greatest way
Lmao that's hilarious😂😂
😂💀
Ass*
Daz: “gently grab the bucket”
Guy: slaps the bucket
Your profile picture it’s HILARIOUS
@@th3yloveana thank you. Daz has been honored in profile picture.
Pretty much me trying to do ANYTHING
LMAO
Dumbledore said calmly
0:16 from right here. I was losing it, I'm light headed, breathless, and still sobbing laughing 😭
Cow: *kicks bucket thats almost full*
Daz: "im gonna pull it off!"
rk 7 I died when that happened
Malik Creed So did the cow, it kicked the bucket
I literally wheezed when he was singing Ariel’s song and the cow kicked the bucket, and the camera zoom made it even better, thank you daz for making my days in quarantine an infinite amount of times better XD
"IM GONNA PULL IT OFF IM GONNA PULL IT OFF!!!!!!!"
8:37
Same mate
I cried laughing
Lol XD
“Oh it’s got a head!”
Yes Daz, a cow has a head😂😂😂😂
He liked it 😂😮
Hahahahahahaha your so *funny*
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar *you're
fBOMB no1 needs grammar corrections on UA-cam or videos of you staying up until 12.......
@@lloydethan8xd103 no one uses "no1"
Even months after, this still makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt
Even 3 years later it’s one of the funniest videos I’ve seen
@@0yourfriendsteve0Even 4 years after it makes MY sides hurt
Daz: *gets milk basically at the finish line*
Cow: *Y E E T*
I lmfao at this part lol
lol he kept yelling "im gonna pull it off"
Daz: “How do I milk a cow?”
Cow: Grab the T E E T
ARMY
@@moonlightmoonlight1198 what?
Me: just laying in bed
Also me: physically shaking from laughter and making unexplainable noises
Same 🙂😂😂
lol thats soo true
lol same im dieing
Same eventhough how hard I'm trying not to laugh I've been up since midnight and is gonna be 7am soon.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same
"I've never seen so much white stuff since the boy scout camp" Daz, 2019
“LET GO OF THE TIT!” If his daughter didn’t have AirPods in I feel sorry for all of the explaining he had to do
Imagine if she was on a call wiv her mate and her friend hears that
@@Dustyquaver I didn't know he has a daughterr
I love how AirPods were barely even a thing during that time
😂😂🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Why is the tit searching for me?"
-Daz
December 2019
Why did this comment even get likes? It's so just letter like.
That's like a catch phrase
yoongles Trashcan 666TH LIKE- WOA-
@@bernardcooke7285 What am i supposed to do write with NUMBERS?!?!?!
Are we not going to talk about how the character is completely naked
Nope
Let's not
🤐🤐🤐
Will...I think Daz noticed some things when looking down😏🤣 the whole video made me wheeze and it hurts cuz im sick as well🤣
I was wondering the exact same thing 😂
Daz: why am I bare foot for this?!
Me: why arr you naked for this?
Shoto
I always come to this video whenever I'm having a bad day or whenever I just need a good laugh. This is one of my most favorite videos ❤
“This might be a game I’m actually good at”
*yeets the bucket away*
“Spoke to soon”
Taehyung is de best so fuck off haters **screams at ur user name😍**
ARMY
MOONLIGHT MOONLIGHT
A
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O
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I lost it there 😂😂
Am a boy army
Who was laughing so hard you couldn’t breath 😂
me bahaha
Me my mom screamed at me to shut up
Most likes I've got .....
4.. 😆😆😆
Me😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
sinead Russell 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😭😭
CRYING 😂
"This a game I may actually be good at!"
Bucket: *Hold my beer.*
Or "Hold my milk"
@@borisweyson1618 yeah
@@borisweyson1618 More like spill my milk
I AM WHEEZING FROM THAT PART
Let’s just be grateful that Daz spends 2 hours doing this and the editing just for us to have 14 mins of laughter
I COULDNT BREATHE WHEN YOU SAID “LET GO! LET GO!” 😂😂😂😭❤️
Cloudy._ bailey same😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂xx
i freaking peed 😭👀
Cloudy._ bailey be one with the wind and sky
Same
Same😂😭💀
My dad came in when daz said "I'll spank it with a bucket until the milk comes out" I thought I was gonna get grounded but he just started laughing
Jeebus Crust
@@constantconfusion4199 ikr
lmao my dad would me like 😀
👁👄👁👍🏻
My dad only speaks Arabic
@@chocolatebakes1473 lucky he wouldn't be able to understand it
I have never laughed so hard in my life it literally hurts. I knew the cow was going to kick right as you were at the finish line 🤣😂
IK IM CRYING RN💀💀
Lmfao I know saame!! 😂💯
I’m crying I was like to myself he’s gonna kick it isn’t he
Taylor Cornet literally I’m dyinggggg
SERIOSLY
This has to be one of the most funniest Daz videos
*Daz’s daughter walks in*
*They talk*
*She leaves*
2 seconds later: *flips off cow* “this is what I think of you, cow”
time?
@@زاندر 3:35
Abrianna Hall Thanks
I feel SO bad for his daughter having to hear “IM GONNA PULL IT OFF.”
Moonlight Productions I’m pretty sure screaming “GRAB TGE TIT” is a lot worse
Or "I’M TICKLING THE TIT!"
Moonlight Productions you mean Linda?
@@stephineheart8394 that's his daughter
Stephine Heart he has a daughter called Sarah
I was wheezing so hard- that I actually sounded like a tea kettle-
Same I sound like todoroki's tea kettle xD
Lol
Amen...
TEA PARTY
@@TiredOfEverythingTBH todoroki♥️🤍 is typing...
this might be the funniest video i have ever watched in my entire life. i have been absolutely dying and have tears streaming down my face and the video isn’t over yet 😭🤣thank you daz for not only being my favorite creator but favorite person🖤🤣😭
“I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed in my life”
*flashbacks to cooking simulator*
These toes aren’t gonna suck themselves quality name!😂
Army?
I love your username😭🤣😭🤣
•ɾҽեɾօ ժɾҽɑʍ• you know it ✌️
丂イム刀_刀乇刀ム yeah, it’s pretty sick. I’d like to say the same for yours but I can’t read it... sorry
YOUR USERNAME 💀
"I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST!!" I'm dyyyying 😂
"..AND A BUCKET"
“This is a game I might actually be good at”
Bucket: *ACTUALLY*
Phoebe 101 subbed 2 u
Louie Hill -_- thank you 😊
Phoebe 101 sure can you back
Daz: “What’s up? You got a milk to cow!”. 12:34
😂🤣
“This is game i might actually be good at!” *slaps bucket away*
I actually laughed so hard at this
Same lol
I read that right as that happened lol
“Just gently grab the bucket”
*slaps bucket*
"I'd you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
*Silent clap*
*marshmallow clap*
Dad face at 8:56 just explains the whole video in one look
“I’m going to bed... stay dazzling.. *angry HA*” 😂😂
no one:
not a soul:
no one at all:
daz: *interprets ariel whilst milking a cow*
Daz : *godly singing*
the cow : Im about to ruin this mans whole career
Daz: i hate you cow I don't like you cow!!
The cow: .-. *kicks the bucket
daz after: *IM GONNA P U L L I T O F F*
@@offsmokke *I D O N T L I K E U C O W !!!*
Yes😂
He was singing like Ariel but better😂😂
0:45 WHY IS THE T*T LOOKING FOR ME AAHHSHSHSHS I AM CRYING
His daughter hearing all of this just sitting there like: 👁👄👁
👁️👄👁️👍🏻
Un original
😂😂😂
His daughter: so this is why i have no friends.🙂🔫:-|
LMAO
I COULDNT BREATH WHEN HE WAS PULLING THE COWS TIT AND IT KEPT MOOING 😭😭
Sameeeee
ME TOO IM LITERALLY CRYING ITS 3AM IM MEANT TO BE QUIET
Is nobody gonna tell him that the cow only kicks when he pulls too hard.
I think he already knew
@@louisebeggs9711 I don't think he did.
He knew that 😂
@@chipmunkbaba8752 *the video tells me otherwise but wtf ever*
@@chipmunkbaba8752 no he didn't, and you know it.
Daz yelling at a cow is the funniest thing every
my mom thinks I'm insane because I laughed silently for 20 minutes before I could catch my breath
Sameee
Same😂😂
Same
Same
Same
I'm just here in my bed in the middle of the night, and I can't stop myself from laughing! I lit cannot breath, and my parents are wondering if i'm dying, im tired, yet I WILL keep watching this.
Same
Same my family are all in bed and it 2 am
Zoe Green...#HANDSIMULATOR!!!...
🤣 I'm sorry! 🤣
its 2 in the morning and I have the same struggle!!!!
@@hazelphotography7344 it so hard not to laugh though lol
I seen this like a 1,0000 times already and this is never going to get old
Joni Ishmael this is honestly GOLD
This is gold this is gold 😂😂
Same I watch this over and over again because it's so hilarious!🤣
Same I can’t stop I rolled off my bed in laughter
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
Joni Ishmael same here I’ve showed it to everyone ik
Daz, just wanted to let you know that I haven’t laughed this much for 5 years and I love your content so so much you were literally the reason I kept going when I was struggling and I hope you know how amazing you are.
“This is a game I might actually be good at”
1 second later: *throws bucket to another country*
I was reading this and one second later he said it
*Gets close to finishing this nightmare of a game*
Daz: "Yes!" *starts singing a heavenly melody*
Cow: "Moo!" *kicks bucket*
Daz: 😲
😂😂😂 (I wheezed!) 😂😂😂
Daz: *surprised pikachu face*
funny thing is pretty sure more than half of us knew the cow was gonna kick it at that moment.
He started singing it too soon! xD I was just waiting for the kick to kick in.
@@cosmosprayer lol ikr
Daz: IM GONNA PULL IT OFF
daz: "just gently grab the bucket"
me: "hes going to yeet it"
daz: **yeets it**
me: **crying until i fall off my bed even though i expected it to happen**
@la mouffette lol learn how to word your Secntances before you hate
@@sharkzz0 learn how to spell sentences before you try to correct someones grammar
@la mouffette how whould you know?
Legit what I did
why did i read ur comment on the moment he said it.. that’s creepy loll
1:52 are we not gonna talk about how he perfectly flipped the bucket
i choked on a kitkat when mans was screaming: “IM GONNA PULL IT OFF”
Omg i almost died laughing when he said that
I couldn't breath for mins
" just gently grab the bucket ( slaps the bucket ) "
Me: " that wasn't gentle Daz "😂😂😂
This should just be called “14 minutes of Daz wanting to kill a cow”
haha 😄🤣🤣
Ya
: (
-AminA- omg yes
Hiiiii
Pov: your trying to milk a cow but your high. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Been there, done that. This is funnier than milking a cow when high lmao
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and that cow got on every single one of his😂😂😂
Lilli .baehartt he has over 7 trillion nerves but the cow manages to get on his very last
“at this point I’m just ruining my daughters life.”
I'm trying to keep myself from laughing cause everyone is asleep
BRO SAme
Same here it’s 4:00AM in Canada right now XD
Omg same-
Same
Same bro
*Flabbergasted*
“He kicked my bucket…” 6:06
*cow kicks bucket*
Daz: "I WILL TURN YOU INTO A BURGER"
*Starts playing kitchen simulator*
Daz: "I'll make burger and chips"
*kitchen explodes*
Daz: ...WTH
Karma 🤣
Hahaha
Omg!! 🤣🤣🤣
You copy cat
@@connorjackson4083
yOu COpei caaT
Oh whatever, shut up and go hate some where else
*please don't*
Daz:you didn’t hear what I was saying
Sarah:yeah…
Daz:great!
And then tells her she prob wants to put her ear pods in, lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I was laughing so hard, I couldn’t breathe and I cried after😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
I Like how the cow kicks the bucket at 5:59😭💯😂😂😂😂
I absolutely died when Sarah came in and Daz just goes “ il explain later “ 😆
i have literally never laughed so hard i wheezed like actually i’ve never wheezed before i started crying from laughing so hard 🤣
Chewy The Wolf :3 same omg tears were coming out of my eyes😂🤣
Me too.
Some
Oh my god saaaammme my eyes were poring with tears of laughter lol
Daz: This might be a game I’m actually good at!
*he knocks the bucket over*
He’s frozen on complete anger
*an ad comes on saying ‘calm down and download this relaxing app’*
UNDERRATEDDEED
🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAME
Wow, that's just perfect xD
😂😂😂
After having one of the hardest years of my life, I come back to this gem and laugh my absolute ass off. I'm so glad you're current videos are still this damn funny
“STOP! Not *that* low!”
And
*”STOP SPANKING THINGS!”*
Are lines that could be dangerously abused...
Big sad...
Lol
Wdym? (what do you mean?) I don’t get what you mean by ‘abused’.
Becca Davis ...used in different circumstances, you’ll get it one day XD
Daz: *this is a game I might actually be good at*
Drops the bucket
Bucket: *YEET*
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life
I wish I could laugh that hard but I have to be quiet since everyone is sleeping 😂😂 on top of that I'm wearing headphones so I can't really tell how loud I am 😆
3:45 "so I have to get my milk. Not my milk!" Got me rolling on the floor 😂🤣🤣🤣
Day:“This is a game I might actually be good at”
Throws bucket
Me:dying and my mother thinking if I’m ok 😂😂
“Why am I barefoot”
Am I the only one wondering why he’s naked though?
Ikr😂
Lol 🤣🤣🤣😺Ik🤣🤣🤣
Oh no ur not
Probably some weird new kink
Is it just me or was there a black hole in between his legs
I was 5 minutes into this and i was already dieing of laughter 😂😂😂😂
Sameee
Same lol
Dying
dying**
5:06 to 5:26 was the best 20 seconds of my life
I WAS ABOUT TO DIE!!
I don't recommend watching this at night when everyone is asleep. Cause i almost woke my whole family because i was laughing so hard .
Edit: Didn't think this will get a lot of likes.
I'm doing that right now
Too late...
Ellie Ogo same
Same!!
Too late
“If you’re happy and you want a bucket clap your hands”😂😂
Daz: I have to get my milk- Not my milk * starts laughing*
Me: * is dying on the floor* I’m literally going to choke on air right now
Am I going to have to preform cpr? I went to a medical class for a week so I know my way around cpr 😒
That's ok I almost chocked on a burger ring AKA chip
5:12 I CANT BREATHEE
Daz: almost reaches line
Cow: aw yes, let the yeeting commence
So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear there are so much comments that are litterally this funny but the just get like 5 or 10 likes but they need to be like 3.6k or 8.0k
"I need a old priest, and a young priest!"
*Bucket flys away*
*Sighs*
"And a bucket"
"I haven't seen you since you were this high."
"ThAtS a MUm HAnD!"
I have officially died.
Whenever I'm bored or upset I watch this video and I laugh every time 🤣🤣
“Yeah maybe just put your AirPods in for an hour”
Daz: it’s COMING
Me: no daz that is MILK
Lucy Elliott stfu
this comment needs more likes
cobey fc calm down
Cumming*
This is the hardest I’ve laughed all 2019 because of this video I almost pissed my pants
This is literally the funniest video I've seen I couldn't even breathe while watching this video
And when daz got the milk near to the finish line and the horse kicked the bucket I laughed so hard
XD “uh.. maybe, put your EarPods in, for the next hour… this is gonna be a ride…”😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😂
"IM GONNA PULL IT OFF" has me dead🤣🤣🤣
Fr fr💀
"Just gently grab the bucket..."
Bucket crashes to the floor*
Me when I try and do paper machě
Funky Jellyfish Honestly same
@@Ziamond007 thank god someone who understands me 😆
Me when I try to mop the floor 😂
@@ButterflyJess I like your profile pic
Omg daz’s humor is so natural, he just makes me laugh so hard and so much. He’s absolutely DAZZLING 🤩🥰❤️😂