Bank heist simulator (Rage) | The Professional
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- Опубліковано 3 січ 2023
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How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games, and we're back with more games! Today we're playing a game called The Professional and I'll be trying this bank heist simulator and try my best to steal the diamond and try not to rage. Let's play the game!
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Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one! - Ігри
Daz is the type of person that will attempt to rob a bank but will get so caught up in his own jokes, he'd forget about the robbery
Yeah those people are the best
The Best comment 😂
True.
True😭😭
Lol so true😂
I love how Daz does the most random things whenever he plays a simulator and inevitably makes it harder for himself
He is the same person who talks to 13 year olds
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q bro what
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q that’s old, it’s fake😂 He has a daughter he ain’t that stupid
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q you do realise the picture provided of said 13 year old was actually a picture of his own daughter right?
😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine the security guard on the cameras seeing this and getting popcorn😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
Pov:the security guard life's good😂😂
I have NEVER laughed as hard as I did watching this clip. I think I stopped breathing and I can't stop crying 😂😂
Same 🤣
i had to distract myself in the comments! my stomach hurts from laughing🤣🤣
I recommend (if you haven’t seen it) the “cow milking simulator “ video, it’s equally as hilarious!
Watch his cooking simulators 😭
I’ve wheeze laughed through this whole thing 😂
I love Daz’s commitment to the “swimming” method despite it proving to be the absolute worst strategy to take every single time
Watching Daz struggling with walking his character is the funniest thing i've seen today.
honestly me too😂😂😂
@@wraththebestyoutubeurreally?
He is the same person who talks to 13 year olds
I am dying of kaughter
@@laughingdodoproductions5257 no it’s prob not he’s prob doing it for subs or she no hate
During this entire video I was absolutely BAWLING my eyes out. Daz is the only content creator that can give me this much entertainment 😂😂
Imagine being a security guard and just have this guy try and rob your bank by doing yoga positions 😂
I would just sit there and watch it happen then ruin his day by catching him at the front door on his way out😂😂
@@kateariweber800 you are a master torturer, if i was the robber id be so pissed lmao
Honestly if he was like that irl and a security guard was watching the surveillance cameras I’m sure he’d let daz take the diamond because he’s amused and feels sorry for his struggle XD
🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely lost my shit at 15:50 when Daz's character is upright for a whole split second, and then almost as if in slow motion, just falls backwards as all of Daz's hope leaves his body lol.
he was doing the michael jackson
I almost lost my shit when I realized how underwhelming and not funny that moment was
@@MathewWineTV You must be so much fun at parties.
that did make me chuckle, you could see all the life leave daz’s eyes ☠️
Imagine just sitting on Night Shift watching the cameras then you see this man doing yoga on a box.
I wouldn't even stop him or report him. I'd watch and wait to see if he can pull it off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like you would just let them rob the the place cause it’s so funny to watch
Or por#
You literally cannot watch a Daz video without running and getting a snack and a drink cozy up in a blanket with all the lights off.
lol yeah but i keep the lights on bcuz my bedroom is haunted 😅
Watching Daz games during class and not laughing is a real skill.
I've tried to do that back when I was in school, it was so difficult 🤣
i watch daz in school everyday and its so hard not to laugh 😭
I haven’t laughed this hard at a video since his milking a cow simulator video. Both videos left me wheezing! Thank you for the wheezes Daz!
That is literally what this game reminded me of.
Literally went and watched that afterwards.
Nah the cow milking simulator had me rollingggg😂😂😂 this one to
Same
And the original baby demon one. Hilarious
Omg, the commitment that Daz played this game for over 2 hours to give us 21 minutes of pure laughter is incredible 😂😂😂
Daz never fails to make me laugh. This video had me cackling
Congrats
13:27 I'm howling at this crying so much 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if there were like security cameras and watching the man just jump around like that 😂😂
🤣
I think the security would let him have the diamond 🤣
I am crying lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They don't even care that the bank is being robbed. They're just having the time of their lives watching the robber. 🤣
Security: 10 bucks says he passes the lasers and then goes back to get shocked again.
Other Guard:
Ok, but I get a free drink if he cries.🤣
I would be honestly terrified as a security guard if I ever encountered Daz as being the robber
*Cue Spongebob theme* 6:43
- ‟Drop on the deck and flop like a fish.”
Someone did it in 16 SECONDS just by rotating his arm
Can you imagine being the night guard coming back from the bathroom turning to the monitor and seeing this 🤣
I don’t think I can tbh 😅
I’d literally get popcorn for the entertainment rather than watching the diamond 😂
He'll bring his boys to watch this and they'll be pissing by watching this
I just imagine, like a security guard walking in and seeing, THAT, and just watching instead of doing anything to stop it 💀
😂😂😂
Just stares at the cctv monitor from his room, stuffing his face with popcorn
1:46 THE TAP DANCINGGGG
Daz:”I CANT DO IT I CANT GET UP THESE STAIRS “
My geography teacher:” can’t do it yet 😏
One minute in and I am already screaming with laughter.
He is the same person who talks to 13 year olds
Me too, need a spare underwear here think i peed my self
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q youve been commeting the same shit on three comments already☠
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q shut up kiddo
Same here I couldn’t even breathe 🤣
Daz’s descriptions of all the different poses that he made his character just made this 10x funnier
I was mostly composed the whole time but I lost it at 18:20 XDDD
Jacksepticeye: brute forces it and suceeds through utter chaos
Daz: *this is an art*
you know things are going to be great when daz doesn't even bother with his traditional intro and gets straight into the gameplay
He is the same person who talks to 13 year olds
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q he talks to his daughter. Would u wise up
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q Oh look one of Tates boyfriends
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q this thing has gone around for so long lol, daz doesn't deserve that
@@w33dn0se3 😂😂
Daz bringing the humour as usual 😂😂
Yes lol😂
Yep 😂
He is the same person who talks to 13 year olds
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q who his own daughter
@@dylan5745 I'm not talking about his own kids
11:10 ( me trying to step into 2023)🤣
Me in 2024🤣🤣
Daz helps me with my depression so much. We need more people like him in the world. Thank you Daz.
I'm with u on that one 😊
Daz’s rage throughout this video is too hilarious to put into words 😂
Have you seen his gameplays of Cooking Simulator?😂😭
They're the BEST
11:59 Daz in the delivery room speaking to his wife when his daughter was born xDDDDD
16:50
Sees daz happy
Sees video length
Oh no.
😂😂😂
12:33 pov my fish out of water 😂😂
I love the utter silence and while daz is struggling while his character spaz out its hilarious
14:39 he sounded like R2D2 😂😂
WHOOOO!!!
13:52 probably laughing his ass off
15:21 had me dying.
"Pull urself uppp!!"
it might just be me.. but i think my humour is.. broken :D
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was having an absolutely terrible day and this made me laugh so hard I'm in tears. Thank you Daz for everything you do and turning my day around like this
Sometimes I feel like we don’t deserve Daz. He is a pure gem😂😂 Love his videos!
Nice pun 😂
5:10 : imagine if the police walked in and saw that guy doing the weirdest stuff possible 😭
If I was a security guard seeing this on the cctv monitors, not gonna lie, I'd tell my coworkers "let's just watch, don't call anyone just yet". I'd be too busy laughing my ass off. I kid you not, it's early in the morning here and I laughed so hard I cried.
12:39 love that Daz is still appreciating the skill 😂
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Thanks for the feedback.
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The amount of time skips in this vid were just amazing. Daz has the patience of a saint.
I love how each time the little character was in a different weird position.
Whenever I’m having a bad/tough day, I watch this video and it cheers me right up!! Thank you Daz for the comedic therapy ❤
A few days ago a relative passed away, but this video have made me laughing so much! This is really what i needed in this hard time❤️ thank you Daz❤️
Awww daz helped me on hard times as well
@@davidfletcher6885 he always care❤️
Mine passed just today and this had me in laughing tears for the first time today 🥹❤️
@@HalliCrihfield ❤️
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD THAN DURING THIS ENTIRE GAMEPLAY! THANK YOU DAZ I NEEDED THAT!!!! 😆😆😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I cannot even explain how hard I laughed🤣😭 Daz will forever be my favorite! He’s been here since I was 11 or 12, maybe even before! Love you Daz!!!
Daz, you and your jokes bring so much joy to my life. If I'm down, I go to your channel and put something on. Thank you for being you, and please continue to be you.
I've watched this 3 times. It never gets old.
Daz wants that diamond more then the actual thief does 😂😂😂😂
15:05 DAH 😡
This was chaos from the very beginning. Has to be my favorite video on the internet 😂
7:21 thats a james bond move right there
Of all the things we have witnessed Daz tackle and achieve this man and his laser beams is what took him down 😂 my sides hurt from laughing so much 😅
10:16 the gasp. sent me. 😂
*Security Guard:* Watching live feed 3:00. "What in the hell is he doing to that box!"
I haven’t laughed this hard since the hand simulator lol
I haven’t since the bar simulator one
Which was about 1-2 years ago
5:07 mama said when I grow up I can be whatever I wanted to be so I decided to be a ✨️ unicorn ✨️
The aggression is on point
Thank you for creating content that puts a smile on my face
And I promise to try and stay dazzling 🤞🏼💕
He is the same person who talks to 13 year olds
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q * 13 year olds at a fan meet and greet 💀
@@theblackcat7205 what happened?
@@libbyvaleriani1057 people started accusing daz of dating a 13 year old by using a picture of him and a fan at a meet and greet
@@theblackcat7205 is it true? Do you think
Can you imagine being a security guard and turning up seeing the diamond was gone and saying "okay I'll check the footage" and you see... this footage
All 128 minutes of it! Get the popcorn 🍿🤣
Daz was just a whole mood this video, someone needs to make the parts where he is trying to get to the diamond a sound so people can use it, it’s so good
14:20 im rolling on the floor for that bit lolllzzzlzlzllzlzlzzzzzzzz
12:49 I snorted 😂
18:40 if u close your eyes it sounds like a completely different vid
Daz yelling at it like he’s not the one controlling it has me dead
I’m not going to lie, I nearly wet myself…Twice!
Mixing water with laughter is not good. Brilliant video. Never fail to amuse me. 😂😂
Daz's laugh never fails to make my day.
Me too
Same
Honestly this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. I literally couldn’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the good laugh Daz
sammmee XDDD
I was having one of those manic cleaning days ystdy. Exhausted, neurotic and starving and when I finally sat down to have something to eat I put this on and was laughing to bits within the first few minutes. I appreciate you so very much. Thank you for genuinely being the funniest UA-camr still.
I love how into it he is 😂😂
Knowing how these simulator games go I can already guess this will be hilarious. ☕️❤
He is the same person who talks to 13 year olds
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q are you okay in the head? Wtf are you on about?
@@its_ethanrobinz1537 they think theyre spreading awareness💀
@@its_ethanrobinz1537 theres alot of videos made about it please for God sake watch them
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q where’s the proof then
I watched this on the bus ride home from school and i nearly pissed myself laughing😂
7:49 “great yeah now i’m trying out for dances mums” i laughed so hard at this 😭😭
2:06 killed me, two minutes in and I'm already dying laughing
Basically my drunken ass trying to get in the house quietly 😂
:-P
Daz is the one going backwards why is he getting so angry at himself?!😂
“Am I ok, I don’t look ok”
-daz games
I Love how daz just casually invents a new style of yoga 😂
Haven't laughed so hard at one of his videos since baby simulator! This video is amazing 🤣
I would love Daz and dave to play this drunk! 🤣
17:14 the robber looks like a teen girl on the phone in movies 😭
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and Daz’s commentary just made it even funnier 😂🤣
Imagine what the people watching the security cameras would do if they saw a man 'swimming' on a carpet😂
I love how Daz throughout this whole video is him making his character do double jointed gymnastics lol
I honestly haven’t laughed so much at a video in forever🤣it’s the mix of commentary vs how stupid the robber looks in the poses!❤ Loved this
6:38 - 6:52 the sound of him smacking the floor sent me and mailed me back. ☠️ I love you Daz😹😹😹💖
I’m having too much of a laugh at Daz’s random humor, this just made my day better XD 😅😅
7:08 tAdA 🤣 I love daz he is so funny its unreal . Daz u should react to the most strict parents were bad teens have to go and live with strict parents for a week x
18:15 killed me
Daz never fails to make me laugh in all of his videos. 😂
You know this year is gonna be great when daz posts a lot of great content ❤
So true ❤️
Idk why, but I love to see Daz rage! He just comes with those outbreaks that makes it even more hilarious. Plus the comments he makes 😭
Imagine being the get away drivers and daz was just doing gymnastics and getting tazered the entire 24 hours
Absolutely brilliant, had me in fits of tears the whole way through whilst y family was watching over my shoulder
7:31 cracked me up xD
3:34
Me getting out of bed in the morning😂
(Also I haven’t laughed this hard in so long, I cannot thank you enough for your hilarious content, Daz!!🤣💗)
I feel like Daz’s videos’ humour and “funnyness” comes from the fact that he can literally break down in laughter… just by being himself. He makes himself laugh. He doesn’t need funny videos to react to, to make his audience laugh. He does it himself, and he even laughs himself. Keeps the humour going. Although he has done reaction videos, and those are asthma-inducing. Amazing.
Man gave him a whole character analyzation
1:23 matrix Michael Jackson lol daz really does make my day better ❤
i could not stop laughing at this, its was the way that Daz rages and the movement of the robber that gets me💀
I’m literally having an asthma attack right now 😂😂😂😂😂