OMG SURGEON SIMULATOR 2
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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2024
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“That’s great love, but... is that chocolate?”
Chohkalot
🤣🤣
xycron lol
Bro as soon as I read this comment it happened 🤣🤣👌
@@Blurr1d0. p
daz ripping out organs:
*’i’ll put those back, it’s fine.’*
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@hii I literally just subbed to U not too long ago LMAO like literally just then!!😄😁😌😉😀🤩 XD :))
Lamar Davies what bruh
Lamar Davies well your so lame
ADRIAN S4D OMG TYYYWKWKWJWISUJWJWIWIW LMAO
daz: *pulls Bob's head off*
voice: "try not to kill him next time"
😂😂💀
😭
I just choked on my water while reading this😂😂😂
It's not that funny
"RIP it off!"
"I'm sorry what?-"
Chainsaw ad plays
😂😂
"according to the scanner, Bob's got a dodgy right leg. RIP IT OFF!"
if this is what they tell the surgeons to do before surgery I'm not ever trusting them to touch my body ever again.
👁👄👁
as someone who got to spectate a surgery today, i can assure you that is 100% what they do 😂
Park_ Mochi my leg legit started hurting
Park_ Mochi fu
Park_ Mochi Yeah ikr 😂 (army!!! 💜💜)
unless it’s dazzzzz
“IS THERE A BIN FOR HEADS??”
-Daz Black, 2020
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Get that on a shirt NOW! 😂
Oh gosh speechless
“WHAT?” *next frame: a fan* “that’ll do it” SMACK
I love your profile
*fr*
What the what the f*** is wrong with you
“Im washing him with his own lung”
-Daz 2020
😂😂😂🤣🤣
nice pfp:D
“That’s great love but...is that chocolate”- DAZ
another pizza 😭😭😂
Voice:“The unlock button should be nearby”
Daz:”Ok, but I have a box”
😂
His logic baffles me sometimes😂
Dazlogic: baffles even the simplest of minds
I read this while he said it 😅
Dylan Roberts lol
box
The lady: “grab something heavy and crack his ribs..”
Daz: “I got a chair”
"Surely I can't just do that with my hand right?"
**Proceeds to rip his leg off with hand**
The way she said “rip it off” with such enthusiasm when referring to his leg I- damn Pam!
It's almost like she's the female equivalent of Tanner in this game. She wanted that leg off a little *too* keenly 🤔
😮🤭 I think it’s dr. Seuss!
"Is ThErE a BiN FoR HeAdS" I'm dying laughing rn the things that Daz says when he plays games!
Things to live for ey 😂
:o ur profile is toga too :>
I subscribed to you my fellow weeb
@@yeontansingh8710 YES WEEBS UNITE
Love that Profile Picture uwu👌🏻
"He's got no heart, I'm pretty sure that's not good." 😂😂
I don’t have one either. 👉🥲👉
yeah
10:22 "and it works ALMOST perfectly"
"I'm gonna beat you with a lung, I'm gonna beat you with a lung"
"I'm washing him with a lung"
Daz 2020~~
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That can go on merch 😂
@@DubberRucks Yesss 😂
"According to the scanner, Bob's got a dodgy right leg"
*RRRIP IT OFF!!*
I think daz just acidentally spat bars 9:10
"He's got a dodgy right leg... rIp iT oFf"
Daz: i- sorry?
no one:
daz holding a leg: where do I put it...WHERE DO I PUT IT...WHERE DO I PUT IT
Yeah we heard
Scottish Bonsai k lol.
Alternative Title: Daz strokes things until he opens the door
Hope the Dutchie Strokes bruv.
Mike G1013 lmao oops
Hope the Dutchie I’m stoked that you changed it.
I can’t end my day without hearing
“How’s it going Dazzlers”🤙🤙😂
“Rip it off”
Daz:”exuse me”
That had me dead 😂
My dad came in as soon as you said “I JUST RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF :O”
The look on his face tho 😂
He will never be the same
Lol 😂 his thoughts “what does my child watch”
Wow Caitlyn
😂😂
Remember me when this comment gets viral
“Now rip off his leg”
Daz- Im sorry?
Me-🤣😂
I almost died of laughing at that part omg😂😂😂
100 likes!
Love the profile pic
3:45 Daz reaction to ripping the leg and the noise it made 😅
7:41 I live how the new lungs just fall from the ceiling like okay
1:54
*Daz looking for important ID card*
Also Daz: DONUT?!?!
Daz: *rips off Bobs leg*
Me: Hit him with it
LOL
Lol my mom said that when I was watching this on the TV
@@UrMomsHouseRightNow i-
Slap 😂
Daz: walks into bricks “Temporary brick storage haha you’re funny”
“The unlock button should be nearby...”
Daz: But I’ve got a box!
“IM GONNA TOP YOU UP IN A MINUTE WITH A PUNCH” ~ Daz Games, 2020😂😂
He sawed a guys leg straight off.
"I'm gunna put it in the sink. Because, you know, health."
army hi
@@alyssa4746 yo i'm here :DDDDD
5:10 “omg he kinda looks like the go compare dude” hahaha
5:13 Daz: “That looks like the Go Compare guy”
Me: Thanks Daz you’ve just killed a national icon 🏴😂 diolch yn fawr - thanks very much 😂
“Surgery Simulation”
The actual title “how to get a malpractice suit”
Daz: crack opens a chest cage with a stool...
Dr. Pam : Marvelous 👏🏼
You mean a rib cage...?
The fact that this video slowly gets more disturbing as it goes is giving me life
No one:
PAM: rip the leg off
Daz: iM SorrY WhAt-
"I've got A BOX. I HAVE A BOX......I'm gonna take it with me"
“I’m gonna keep it in the sink because health”
h e l t h
anyone else notice that at 6:54 she keep saying rip the right arm of, and daz did the left one bahahaha
🤣
“He’s gonna be a unicorn” I’m dying with laughter
Daz: "Give him some love and support"
Also Daz: "I'm gonna beat you with a lung, I'm gonna beat you with a lung"
*"Am I waiting for a high five that never came?"*
We've all been there
Daz: Surely you cant rip it off
*rips the patient's leg off
Daz: Oh SHIT!
ture
"That's great love but... is that chocolate?" *uncontrollable wheezing*
i genuinely can't voice enough how happy Daz makes me , one of the only people who genuinely makes me laugh until im crying. Such a sweet and kind hearted funny guy who deserves every amount of success and love he receives :)
2:11 Daz at a business meeting:
"Anyway, I'm one of the founders-"
Daz: "I DON'T CARE!" 😾😾
Uhmmm it’s 2020 nobody use the cat emoji
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@@sharkyblox5601 they do
I’m not the only one who wants Daz to react to ✨ThEVeGAnTEachEr✨
OMG YES THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY😂😂
Yes we need this
LOL YES OMG
YESSSSSS OMG YESSS
plz daz
7:20
That was his left arm daz...
"hmm ok that's nice luv- oh iS ThAt ChOcHoLaTe?!?!" ☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭😭😭
Daz: Surely you cant rip it off
*rips the patient's leg off
Daz: Oh SHIT!
🤣
were going to RIP his leg off
daz: excuse me...
You should really try to play this together with Dave! It would be so fun seeing you 2 panicking 😂💕
Daz is too funny for this world 💀
Daz: it’s gone all white and floppy
My inner Michael Scott: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Lmao
LOL
@Nik Animates ahahahahahahaha
@Monika Ibarra thanks
No ..
Daz: I'm a veteran
Also Daz: breaks ribs open with a fan
*rips bobs leg off*
Daz: HES A UNICORN!!
1:28
he seems to be pretty proud of having the box🤣
8:23 “I’m gonna put it in the sink cos you know, health” 😂😂
“ Looks like he has a dodgy left left, RIP IT OFF “ - “ nurse “
“ I’m sorry 😳🤔 “ - daz
🤣🤣
“ bob has a bad leg rip it off”Daz”Excuse me
6:03 my fav part XD
5:26 "mumma I just killed a man" rapsody
Daz: she's so annoying
Me: me with my teachers 😂
6:09 why he has brain in belly
Pam: "Rip off his right arm."
Daz: *rips off his left arm*
The dedication that daz has to his fans and just youtube in general is amazing he is the funniest and best content creator I know and he deserves a lot more than he has already
AND WHEN ALL HIS COMMENTS ARE JUST QUOTING HIM AND THINKING THEY'RE FUNNY AND DIFFERENT, IT REALLY SEEMS PRESSING HOW HE STILL LOVES THEM AS MUCH AS HE DOES. Can't wait till they all actually grow up and make comments that resemble humour
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar I have to agree, that's all I've seen really.
@@angelsoto6473 I've disliked 12 in a row top to finally this good comment. We are just confusing everything for humour now thanks to reddit evolving people's personalities to the likes of a meme. Memes belong on post, not personality
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Exactly.
3:35
Daz: "sorry, WHAT"
Ads: "if u don't wear it sell it"
OH SHIT 🤣🔫
9:55 honey that’s me every day with my bestie
It’s funny how this isn’t a horror game but Daz is still terrified
Mum walks in and hears “ OH I TORE HIS HEAD OFF” sends me to a hospital*
Pam : "He still has all his limbs"
Daz : "yeh but he doesn't have any lungs" 😂😂😂
4:37 no daz use flex tape
This guy needs to do more or these, lol breaks lungs with a charm daz thank you I am now ready
I've been waiting so long for this
Well, that just made my day...13 straight minutes of uncontrollable laughter 😂😂
3:09 Window CLeaner *starts laughing
Me yelling to the screen: THATS HIS LEFT ARM!!!!
When your supposed to be sleeping and daz posts and then when you laugh at his jokes at get told of for not sleeping.
OMG YES😂😂
Bro your truth be hitten different
Mr beast 2021: 'ripping peoples legs of and surprising them with a new one'
😂 you are a legend
That's probably going to happen..
@@myaplays3432 thank you sir
Daz: I'll put the rib is the sink because you know H E A L T H
Me: I don't think that's how it works XD
I have been waiting so long on daz playing this
10:05..."im a VET eran"... Poor choice of words for this game 😂
“speakers say something”
daz: ok...but I have a box
Daz:'Sorry,Love-Is That Chocolate?'
Ok so we have all been on a daz field trip all through quarantine old videos and new daz you kept me happy during this year even when i was sad your my favourite UA-camr and you kept me going
I FREAKING LOVE when British ppl say “love” it’s so satisfying
Title: OMG SURGERY SIMULATION 2
Me: time to *gliiIiitCcH*
Hi
@@cy7623 bye
Bobs like the next Anne Boleyn loosing his head 😂
I forgot you existed. You’re frickin hilarious dude!
I love his videos, they’re really entertaining especially in quarantine.
I agree he makes it so much better 😊
“RIP IT OFF”
Daz: I’m sorry, what?
*cue advertisement*
Me: Wha...
EDIT: OMG so many likes, thank you 😊
Same!
Hahah so funny😑
SAME. AND IT WAS THE PERIOD ON
Lol same
@@mish-mush ello
Lady speaking about locked doors
Daz: "I GOT A BOX!"
I love daz so much
“I’m gonna put this in the sink because you know... health” 😂😂
8:24
Daz: “I have a box I’m taking it with me”
Also daz: drops box in the next room
OMG the memories with the first surgeon simulator glad to see something new that came out😲😆
Voice: The unlock button should be nearby...
Daz: Ok but I have a box