Now is the Time to Subscribe. The clock is ticking. You've gotta hand it to me these are great puns. For a second you thought that wasn't a pun, but it only takes minutes to process all these jokes. Watch closely.
The most fun part about the scratch cards in the theaters wasn't the card you are not going to scratch, it was the massive number that popped up every time they want you to smell it. It took up like an entire corner of the screen.
There needs to be an edit of the movie with more scratch and sniff moments, but every time the number progressively gets bigger until it takes up the entire screen
Honestly the Villain's story about being stuck in time for 60 years being forced to watch his dad grow old and die was really compelling and it made me like the villain more than the kids. THEM KIDS AIN'T SHIT, TIME KEEPER IS A HERO
Fun fact: I was 12 when this movie came out, and I went to see it in theatres. We actually had the scratch n sniff cards. Every now and then, a little number would pop up on the corner of the screen to indicate which number to scratch off for the scene. They did not work. They smelled like cardboard no matter what you scratched.
OH MY GOSH I WATCHED IT THEATERS TOO!However, the scratch and sniff cards for me worked and they had the fowlest smells ever created. Like no lie they all smelled like shit, like literal shit.
6:07 The "Community College" is literally the Long Center in downtown Austin Texas. It's just a theater. They've only moved a few blocks since the Spy Kids 3
Yeah I thought it looked too familiar. Plus the dry grass and endless weeds. I've been there many times throughout the years on field trips. Now it shall be a landmark of cursed filmmaking ☝️
That was the best part of Spy Kids 3-D. Spy Kids 4-D had no redeeming factors. It's not even so bad it's good, because of how annoying the whole film is!
I saw this in theaters and I can confirm that sniff cards were so annoying, A giant ass number would fill the whole screen telling us which part of the card to sniff.
rats, we’re rats we’re the rats we prey at night, we stalk at night we’re the rats i’m the giant rat that makes all of da rules let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into
i seriously LOVED this movie, as i have a 12 year old son who is obsessed with clocks. watching you guys hate it so much made me love it more lmao … sincerely, thank you for the laughs .. my son just found your videos in the past week and it’s brought me so much joy watching them with him
This movie was my childhood. Looking back on it I have no idea how my parents kept their composure for so long. Literally every day I watched it, and they had to watch it with me
Joel McHale plays Wilbur Wilson. Joel McHale _also_ plays Jeff Winger in _Community._ For some reason, my headcanon is that _Jeff_ is playing Wilbur because he's broke.
“ITS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!! AAAAAAAAAAAA” “Nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys” “You can say he has... all the time in the world???” “S L I D E W H I S T L E” Best quotes
9 years ago I went to the cinema, saw this movie with my mom and was so surprised about the scratch and sniff cart we got. Of course I smelled it before I watched the movie and it made me vomit. It was still a good film for my back then underdeveloped brain.
I remember I had the sniff card upside down so everything smelled weird for the scene and nothing smelled like anything I was meant to smell anyway all in all a complete bollockfest
I remember seeing this in theaters as a kid! And I remember the little scratch and sniff cards they gave us before the beginning. One of the weirder movie experiences I've had lmao
TLDW: Jude says "Stop! "Shut up!" Josiah says "Stop!" "Shut up!" and Bren says "Stop!" "Shut up!" Gotta say, I had the same reaction to this terrible sequel. Deeply infuriating and uncreative.
As for the movie's TLDW: A man who likes clocks and smokes helium wages war on humanity, and is stopped by a pregnant woman, two eight-year-olds, and a talking dog, in a world where smart cars have engines.
@@thatweirdauthor7801 I mean, why was Mulch even in the movie? He’s in the second book! And why wasn’t Artemis aware that his father ran a criminal organization? He knew that and continued his legacy in the books!
I'm just mad since this could've been a great movie if it was made a year or two after SK3. The Spy Kids series was amazing, and I just wish they could've continued it.
So, engines are used to designate gas powered motors in the mechanic trade, motors are used to designate electric motors. ... that being said, I was SCREAMING at my computer that smart cars do have engines xD ever since they got bought by chrysler they are literally gas powered. Its why the Panto in GTA V is gas powered, they are poking fun at Chrysler insisting on gas power
The oss headquarters in this movie is literally down the street from where the final battle in spy kids 3 and the school in shark boy and lava girl is 2 miles from the oss headquarters
I feel like villains in every spy kids movie ever are given their names because they know they will be caught and die, so they give them disposable names to signal what specific tasks they are assigned, and since they dont expect them to come back so they just pull cards with names and hand them to the villains.
Ultimate Challenge! Watch this whole movie, and every time someone says "time" or makes some sort of time-related pun, take a sip of your drink. Or do one push-up. Your choice. Get wasted or get buff.
I did actually go see this movie in theaters and had the scent card thing. That shit was so weird. And eventually the whole little slab of strange plastics just wound up smelling like the worst scene. You couldn’t just turn off your sense of smell during different parts of a movie, and lemme tell you . . . the nasty scents lingered through the whole theater because everyone had one. It was truly a disgusting experience.
they didn't fill their humor quota with the clock puns, so they fell back on fart jokes so they could have a full length script. they didn't want to, and they knew it wouldn't make a good movie... butt what can you do when you're on the clock?
@@Dragonslayer-rl4wr Alternate Universe. Alien Planet. Replicator tech. Hell, even cryosleep could work. There are ways to be omnicidal without being suicidal is what I'm saying.
12:32 So is no one gonna talk about how that woman which gave birth like 3 days ago takes her newborn baby to a mission of fighting what basically is a time travelling psychopath?
The “OSS” building is actually a theater called the long center, it’s got a big stage for ballet and a smaller one for “normal” plays. Source: I’ve been there
3:55 Technically it’s true, the speed of light may be the fastest thing but it doesn’t reach us instantly. So if someone owns a watch, they are still seeing it in the past. Nothing is instantaneous, and everything is relative. Therefore, nobody notices time until it’s gone. But his argument can simply be voided by the fact that his name is literally tick-tock And he constantly uses a Snapchat filter so
Fun fact, when time stops, it would mean that photons would stop in its tracks, meaning that people moving in the stopped time would be entirely blind, or maybe just die.
The best part is I think timekeeper’s plan was counterproductive. Even as a kid I thought “wait he’s speeding up time cause no one values it? Why not slow it down so people enjoy more?” Besides that though he didn’t even take that much time away. It honestly seems like he barely took a weekend away from people lol
Fun fact: me and my mom still use "it smells like lentils and desperation" to this day, it's an inside joke between us. But god I never realized how much this movie sucked as a kid.
Now is the Time to Subscribe. The clock is ticking. You've gotta hand it to me these are great puns. For a second you thought that wasn't a pun, but it only takes minutes to process all these jokes. Watch closely.
Perish
I do not have much "time" on this earth hahahahe
Im already subscribed B)
Hey guys have a nice day
@Microwave Society Bro XD
Tick Tock is the greatest villain name since Scary Man
Don't compare this trash heap with a masterpiece such as VeggieTales
nono he's got a point
Ever read the Batmanga?
They have a guy named LORD DEATH MAN
How about calendar man
@@ElectrifiedGremlin .......
where did you get your genius brain-?✨😳✨
I like how Josiah is just sitting in his throne made of boxes.
He is the box king
@@lordshivonski6149 indeed.
oh cmon i was gonna say that
They look comfortable, but wrapping paper is more comfortable than that looks
*hes the chosen one*
The most fun part about the scratch cards in the theaters wasn't the card you are not going to scratch, it was the massive number that popped up every time they want you to smell it. It took up like an entire corner of the screen.
There needs to be an edit of the movie with more scratch and sniff moments, but every time the number progressively gets bigger until it takes up the entire screen
Honestly the Villain's story about being stuck in time for 60 years being forced to watch his dad grow old and die was really compelling and it made me like the villain more than the kids. THEM KIDS AIN'T SHIT, TIME KEEPER IS A HERO
as a child i felt so bad when i put myself in his shoes, im pretty sure i cried
He wouldve had to watch his dad grow okd and die anyway
Also the fact it's shaggy makes it even sadder
@@lewislabuff8862 Wait, what?
@@killernyancat8193 yeah it's Matthew Lillard, I think that's his name, he plays Shaggy constantly
It's funnier when you realize that the OSS actually existed IRL and it was the predecessor of the CIA
Wat a predecessor
@@ShitpostServer Look it up kid.
What the fuck, really?
@@ShitpostServer a predecessor is something that predates something else. In the case the OSS is what predates the CIA
@@m4rionettealastor702 Simply put, something that came before something else.
I like how she just said "No one can ever know I was a spy!" Right in front of two medics for AMR.
Fun fact: I was 12 when this movie came out, and I went to see it in theatres. We actually had the scratch n sniff cards. Every now and then, a little number would pop up on the corner of the screen to indicate which number to scratch off for the scene. They did not work. They smelled like cardboard no matter what you scratched.
No, they worked, it just smelled like cardboard for the whole movie
OH MY GOSH I WATCHED IT THEATERS TOO!However, the scratch and sniff cards for me worked and they had the fowlest smells ever created. Like no lie they all smelled like shit, like literal shit.
@@thecampingyeen2524 Same I almost threw up when the dog farted
@@Flame-we8tq you poor soul. it was so bad
@@thecampingyeen2524 so you can agree that it didn’t help with the constant fart jokes
You know your movie is bad when someone’s favorite scene is cheese curls being poured on the floor
Yeah
you know your video is bad when youtube themselves decided its not kid friendly and removed the video
(This actually happened)
@@miguelbaltazar7606 who’s video?
Well degenerates make these movies soooo
@@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach mine
13:34 man you can hear the strain in Jude's voice when he yells "Tick Tock!" And for some reason thats funny to me
6:07 The "Community College" is literally the Long Center in downtown Austin Texas. It's just a theater. They've only moved a few blocks since the Spy Kids 3
Probably because they didnt want the location to be affiliated with Spy Kids 4.
Yeah I live in Austin and all of the locations in these movies are in the city
Spy kids 5 how low
@@supertoad6445 IDK. They said that they'd do it if this movie did well.
Yeah I thought it looked too familiar. Plus the dry grass and endless weeds. I've been there many times throughout the years on field trips.
Now it shall be a landmark of cursed filmmaking ☝️
Spy kids 5D is a play where they interact with the audience, and spy kids 6D is just an escape room
Spy Kids 7D is a Drama Show
Spy Kids 8 is literally a video game. Spy Kids 9 is a 10 minute clickbait UA-cam video. Spy Kids 10 is a Happy Meal Toy
@@d0llr420 Spy Kids 11 is an SNL skit
@@doubleyoupersonality Spy Kids 12 is bad remake of Spy Kids 8 in 3D
@@d0llr420 spy kids 13 just uses sora
that's it
it's just a picture of sora from kingdom hearts
You got to admit the whole
“There’s one problem… you’re 9 months pregnant”
Is a decent joke
i mean.... it's really not but ok
@@montymole2 it’s a throwaway line that’s there to get a chuckle out of the audience
@@jonathankitchen7141 no
@@aliceramdom.s bru
@@aliceramdom.s bruh
This movie did not “ring my dinkster.”
0/10
Bad moive
Dont watch that worse then cars 2
Underated comment 😂
That was the best part of Spy Kids 3-D. Spy Kids 4-D had no redeeming factors. It's not even so bad it's good, because of how annoying the whole film is!
Is that Bill Paxton?!?!
Looking back, I have no idea what the hell I saw in this movie
I saw this in theaters and I can confirm that sniff cards were so annoying, A giant ass number would fill the whole screen telling us which part of the card to sniff.
That sounds infuriating
@@thx4chrckingin it was
Wait those are real? I thought the guys in the video were joking lol
@@gregjayonnaise8314 nope, they were real, and the cards smelled really bad
@@kaydox6437 you also had to scratch it to make it smell and it made a horrible cringing sound
😂 8:37 Bren’s sad realization and acceptance kills me
Josiah looks like he can control rats with his mind
🐀
@@microwavesociety3080 hol up
@@MicrowaveSociety rat
@@MicrowaveSociety Oh shit, a rat!
rats, we’re rats
we’re the rats
we prey at night, we stalk at night
we’re the rats
i’m the giant rat that makes all of da rules
let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into
I'm convinced that the weird disc is just a copy of GTA: Vice City on the PSP
it’s actually a copy of gta6 but sense it it brought from the future it created a time paradox and threatened the entirety of the space time continuum
15:55 Spy Kids 5D: We Touch You Now
This should just be an origin story of those thumb dudes from Spy Kids 1 or 2 (can’t remember which one)
It's from the first one. They don't appear at all during the second one.
I would watch that
Epstein and the creator of Cuties would be proud of that movie.
I joined the premier to the phrase: “SLIDE WHISTLE”
“Is there just gonna be a kazoo? Just-“
*_Sounds of the damned souls_*
“Clockcore”
“It’s all at 60 beats per minute”
omfg this killed me
I could see Shakboy singing that.
And don't forget 30bpm half-time and 120bpm double time
😂⏱️
I almost thought 60 bpm sounded really fast, but then my brain caught up and, that's actually slow as heck.
i died, indeed
i seriously LOVED this movie, as i have a 12 year old son who is obsessed with clocks. watching you guys hate it so much made me love it more lmao … sincerely, thank you for the laughs .. my son just found your videos in the past week and it’s brought me so much joy watching them with him
I was about to ask why clocks and then remembered my multiple 3 am rabbit holes about lock construction and picking so… I can’t talk.
@ also he’s autistic so it’s his special interest lol
Josiah is now homeless
He must now make an OnlyFans
What the he-
Oh no
i'd sub
woAH!!! Josiah with no home!!!!
Finally!
“Spy Kids 4 is a Real Movie”
Yes, but we do our damndest to pretend it doesn’t exist.
Try pretending that Cats and Dogs 3 doesn’t exist
@@filmeditstudios3182 There was a THIRD?!
Liam Anderson released this year
Oh no, I can only imagine how shit it must be.
@@filmeditstudios3182 I only saw the first movie, never knew there was 2 and 3.
This movie was my childhood. Looking back on it I have no idea how my parents kept their composure for so long. Literally every day I watched it, and they had to watch it with me
Joel McHale plays Wilbur Wilson.
Joel McHale _also_ plays Jeff Winger in _Community._
For some reason, my headcanon is that _Jeff_ is playing Wilbur because he's broke.
I can get behind this
He did it while he was renting an office in a mini mall
The dog could probably be the John Oliver teacher
I was on a quest to see if this WAS Joel and find it in the comments, and I accept your statement as cannon
I was wondering if someone else figured this out
I never thought that there was a movie out there with CGI, 4-D cheese curls, but boy was I wrong
Yoooo Beatrice, it's a crime you haven't ben verified or noticed by YT yet, your videos are great.
13:03
"60 beats per minute" joke frickin killed me
Fact of the day: Chronos was a titan in Greek mythology. He was the titan of TIME.
Ohhhhhh
Thank you
I guess you could say he had *all the time in the world*
Not only time, but specifically the destructive aspect of time.
@@mhgirl01 ZA WARUDO
I’m not sure what’s harder to believe:
That I remember seeing this in theaters like it was yesterday.
Or that Jeff Winger is in this movie.
Poor Joel
You did see it yesterday time is running out
Fellow killjoy
This movie was streets behind
Jeff Winger loser at law rents an office in a mini mall
3:38 the power of the GameCube, in the palm of my hands
Bad movie: exists
Celebrities: Eh, why not?
*proceeds to ruin career*
I think at that point Jessica Alba just needed a quick buck lol
The Fantastic Four movies she was in weren’t that bad, not good, but not bad
I feel the timing for Joel McHale was unfortunate because Community could of been just about to boost his career a little at this point
Jeff Winger....not you
@@jimberjamber8540 LMAO.
“ITS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!! AAAAAAAAAAAA”
“Nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys”
“You can say he has... all the time in the world???”
“S L I D E W H I S T L E”
Best quotes
"I'm getting the death sentence! Wilbur Wilson, Spy Hunter!"
Step spy spy step kids... kids...
Once removed
Is there gonna be a kazoo, just-
*Angrily Kazoo's*
“Congratulations. You caught a kid”
*Harvery Weinstein*
"Wilbur Wilson, national criminal."
9:30 Definitely playing that kazoo backwards! 😂
why does it matter? it still makes very annoying noises
"Spy Kids 4 is a real movie"
PRESS X TO DOUBT
Spy baby
X
X
Xxxxxxx
X
9 years ago I went to the cinema, saw this movie with my mom and was so surprised about the scratch and sniff cart we got. Of course I smelled it before I watched the movie and it made me vomit. It was still a good film for my back then underdeveloped brain.
I was 11, thought they all smelled the same, and thought the movie was boring and forgettable
@@themartianmantis2694 same
I remember I had the sniff card upside down so everything smelled weird for the scene and nothing smelled like anything I was meant to smell anyway all in all a complete bollockfest
I wish I was that optimistic about everything
its spelled card
I remember seeing this in theaters as a kid! And I remember the little scratch and sniff cards they gave us before the beginning. One of the weirder movie experiences I've had lmao
I wish they brought it back
16:27 the time flies shit kills me,i literally died when Jude got up and left
How’d you type this
@@iamanidiotbut5523 Ghost typing or sumthin I dunno
Prob the cause of a ouija bread
Me too!!! I was crackin' up😂😂😂
I heard “Time flies…” first, then I rewatched it and heard it as “Time Flies.” and it cracked me up so much, sweet lord. The only good joke of SK4.
This movie caused world poverty to drop to 0%
What is that emoji
@@muzicalassassin2901 you need to be a channel member to use it
@@muzicalassassin2901 You have to be part of the society.
that emoji scared me
By killing 90% of organisms on earth 👌😎👍
11:53 no it goes c r a c k.
Edit: 15 likes less gooooooooooooooooooooooooo
next we go for 30
She change the *s* *o* *u* *n* *d*
y e s
2 years going strong 💪
TLDW: Jude says "Stop! "Shut up!" Josiah says "Stop!" "Shut up!" and Bren says "Stop!" "Shut up!"
Gotta say, I had the same reaction to this terrible sequel. Deeply infuriating and uncreative.
As for the movie's TLDW: A man who likes clocks and smokes helium wages war on humanity, and is stopped by a pregnant woman, two eight-year-olds, and a talking dog, in a world where smart cars have engines.
Makes sense this is The Weinstein Company film.
Josiah editing himself into the room at 6:41 to interject is GOLDEN!! LMAO
6:30 one of my favorite Microwave Society moments 😂
Agreed 🤣 it's beautiful Lol
I’m Jude hamburger, UA-camr, and i’ll catch u 🤨.. later
I saw this in theaters. I experienced smell-o-vision.
It all just smelled the same ngl
It really did
What did it smell like? Turpentine?
why did you put yourself through this dreadful experience?
@@mush420 I was like 5 or something i dunno
@@apassionatenerd.3564 It smelled like money dissapearing from wallets everywhere
This entire movies plot is just the last 5 minutes of Stone Ocean
@@thesandwichslayer9948 fax
Except pucci is a better villain
@@stringisacrow5959 true
Plus this lacks gay vampires.
@@soupryu true
15:56 diddy will be proud of Josiah
I used to like this movie
My 7 year old self was on drugs
This was the first spy kids movie I saw, and the only other one I've seen is the second one. Is that bad?
@@littlegremlin8783 i mean same but with the third ome
@@littlegremlin8783 yes. The first 2 were pretty good as a kid. This is just. Sub par.
I watched the 3rd movie first
I’ve seen all of the movies, sadly seen the 4th movie the most and LoVeD it.
8:14 If he’s a kid reading a quantum physics textbook, then by Agent J logic he must be an alien
Totally makes sense
@John Doe agreed
The only reason mws hasn't watched MIB is because it's an actually good spy movie if you can even call it that
@John Doe eh true
@John Doe for sure
1:11
Excellent use of the wall of flesh barfing up leeches sound for the barfing
This movie is literally the Artemis Fowl movie with a worse budget
(also plz Microwave Society watch that movie it’s so bad)
As someone who has read the books, the mere summary gave me PAIIIN
@@thatweirdauthor7801 I mean, why was Mulch even in the movie? He’s in the second book! And why wasn’t Artemis aware that his father ran a criminal organization? He knew that and continued his legacy in the books!
@@CrimsonGrowlithe and why was the Fairy captain a woman when the main fairy girl was supposed to be the first female fairy cop?
@@blakebridges8989 mulch actually did show up in the first book, he broke into Fowl Manor, I think
I disagree. Unlike Artemis fowl, you can follow the story of this movie.
I remember getting my kid mind blown by this movie, and me genuinely believing that this was the coolest movie ever.
Isn't that all of us as kid?
@@Madmaxgaming130 yeah.
Bruh same lol. My standards were very shit as a child
Yep. Remember this movie vividly.
ah, how time flies
I'm just mad since this could've been a great movie if it was made a year or two after SK3. The Spy Kids series was amazing, and I just wish they could've continued it.
“Smartcars don’t have engines, they have motors”
Okay i know what he means....but...
LmaO I'm glad someone pointed it out
So, engines are used to designate gas powered motors in the mechanic trade, motors are used to designate electric motors.
... that being said, I was SCREAMING at my computer that smart cars do have engines xD ever since they got bought by chrysler they are literally gas powered. Its why the Panto in GTA V is gas powered, they are poking fun at Chrysler insisting on gas power
@@Hondaboi1799 I just found your comment right after posting basically the same thing.
The oss headquarters in this movie is literally down the street from where the final battle in spy kids 3 and the school in shark boy and lava girl is 2 miles from the oss headquarters
I feel like villains in every spy kids movie ever are given their names because they know they will be caught and die, so they give them disposable names to signal what specific tasks they are assigned, and since they dont expect them to come back so they just pull cards with names and hand them to the villains.
18:55 “what are you doing, spybro?”
step spy spy step kids kids once removed
NO PLEASE SHUT UP
SPY!
Ricky Gervais sounds like he wants to die the entire movie
Must have lost a bet
everyone sounds like they want to die during the entire movie, even the audience
I don't blame him
WAIT DOES HE PLAY THE FUCK DOG? OMG WHY.
Wow DMC has a bigger fanbase than I thought
2:13 Damn look how far Fred has fallen
Why did she bring a baby with her into a warehouse full of henchmen
Bad parent
She needed body armor
Lady shadow
@@huntermansam2006 Studio C plagiarized from this movie, lol.
@@jedimeyer1298 lady shadow returns
Ultimate Challenge! Watch this whole movie, and every time someone says "time" or makes some sort of time-related pun, take a sip of your drink. Or do one push-up. Your choice. Get wasted or get buff.
Both is good.
neat
More like die of alcohol poisoning or over exhaustion.
I’ll take the push-ups, most workout I’ve had in a while
Real snoogand
I like how the video call in the car next to the gauges, then it's below where screens in cars are today, plus in other shots it's not even there.
Stand User: Time Keeper
Stand Name: Tick Tock
Stand Ability: Controls time and makes to many time puns to keep up with
The more puns he makes, time stops longer
Damn, sounds menacing
Ha
No stand ability TICK TOCK DEATH CLOCK- will send a clone of its self that will sucide bomb into the target whilst yelling TICK TOCK DEATH CLOCK
Za Warudo!!
Man Jeff be moving up in life. He went from greendale community college to having 3 kids and a spy wife
This is my headcanon for what happened to Jeff after community
Jeff Winger was streets ahead in Spy Kids 4.
1:43 He should have taken the chance to say “Tiny tunes.”
I legitimately burst out laughing at Bren's reaction at 16:28. It's great.
Second edit: Jude
thats jude lol
Ah yes, time puns. If used correctly they can truly be timeless.
Your off the clock in you pun job aren't you
Damn, that was actually pretty good.
That joke was a bit too soon
That was somepoor timing tbh. Its about time someone started cracking jokes. But that one was subpar, like you gave us second hand information.
If timed correctly they can be timeless, in due time.
9:46 “we’re gonna do evasive maneuvers to get you there faster” WOMAN EVASIVE MEANS AVOID/DODGE NOT SPEED😊
I did actually go see this movie in theaters and had the scent card thing. That shit was so weird. And eventually the whole little slab of strange plastics just wound up smelling like the worst scene. You couldn’t just turn off your sense of smell during different parts of a movie, and lemme tell you . . . the nasty scents lingered through the whole theater because everyone had one. It was truly a disgusting experience.
Scratch n sniff is what a homeless person said he would do to me
Glad I was too young to remember if the theatre smelled weird when I went
@@henrysphone6364 scrape and lick is what Dracula told me
19:25 I like how they played the Taco Bell sound when it hit him
and the meme "THUMP" sound effect
@@rgbgaming6950 vine boom?
13:48 I guess now you're out of time for time puns
I'm convinced they held Joel McHale at gunpoint the whole time
Yeah, he really lucked out with Community as this shit ought to annihilate a career.
He probably lost a bet with Ken Jeong and this was the punishment
And Ricky Gervais.
So, this secret agent just never stopped carrying her baby around missions?
How could she stop carrying the baby? She still wanted her
Legend has it she still carries around her nine year old child whenever she goes on missions to this day
She needed the body armor
@@airguitar1321 hol' up...
@@airguitar1321
Baby:
+28 Light Armor
+50 Weight
Needs to be fed in order to keep equipped, otherwise, completely useless
2:44
If he really were smart, he wouldn't be driving a smart car.
they didn't fill their humor quota with the clock puns, so they fell back on fart jokes so they could have a full length script. they didn't want to, and they knew it wouldn't make a good movie...
butt what can you do when you're on the clock?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want to die
Fuck! You had to, didn't you?
*_YOU._*
They had to fart like 5 times to make their stupid Scratch ‘n’ Sniff gimmick
I just realized that every villain plan that destroys the earth is just an ellaberate way to kill themselves and take everyone else out with them
UNLESS they have an escape plan.
@@a-s-greig well they won’t live in space forever limited oxygen and supplies then most likely starve to death
@@Dragonslayer-rl4wr Alternate Universe. Alien Planet. Replicator tech. Hell, even cryosleep could work.
There are ways to be omnicidal without being suicidal is what I'm saying.
17:21 I love how the kid is play the Xbox 360 that is my childhood right there 🥹🥹
Jeff’s life went to crap when he left greendale, didn’t it
Thank you. I was looking for this comment
Nah its another universe where jeff never went to greendale
@@Evil_Befall The REAL Darkest Timeline.
Jude: welcome to spy kids 4.
I am spy
Bren: I am kids
Maybe Josiah: I am 4
Nice
Josiah: I am 4D: All the Time in the World.
@@thebiolibrary5572 when he said “and I am 4” I thought I predicted the future but then he said “D” and I was a sad boi
Spy kids 5 how low
12:32 So is no one gonna talk about how that woman which gave birth like 3 days ago takes her newborn baby to a mission of fighting what basically is a time travelling psychopath?
@@ZombieChicken1310 no
10:52
Sparky from The Fairly OddParents: _Nervous sweating_
When they introduced that stupid annoying fairy dog is when i stopped watching the show
@@jakewulgarI'd pay a billion dollars for Seymour and that stupid dog to change places
The “OSS” building is actually a theater called the long center, it’s got a big stage for ballet and a smaller one for “normal” plays.
Source: I’ve been there
True source: Trust me bro, I'm a psychic alien from the planet Z9-04.
@@montymole2 holy shit is that THE (REAL) Montgommery Moletholomew from hit video game franchise by Nintendo, Super Mario Bros.???????
3:55
Technically it’s true, the speed of light may be the fastest thing but it doesn’t reach us instantly. So if someone owns a watch, they are still seeing it in the past. Nothing is instantaneous, and everything is relative. Therefore, nobody notices time until it’s gone.
But his argument can simply be voided by the fact that his name is literally tick-tock
And he constantly uses a Snapchat filter so
Huh.
Fun fact, when time stops, it would mean that photons would stop in its tracks, meaning that people moving in the stopped time would be entirely blind, or maybe just die.
“Before the timekeeper stops time”.
Josiah: “Shut up!”
Legends.
i noticed these guys yell "shut up!" at basically everything.
8:44 I love how you can still hear the Reverb of his scream
14:18 dawg just jumped over it all and still managed to slip😭🙏
17:27
“you’re the time keeper”
“no i’m a pickpocketer”
You made me exhale congrats
"Spy Kids 5-D: We Touch you Now" got me on the floor.
“Spy Kids 6-D: You are the Kids, even if you are an adult you are the kids”
“Spy Kids 7-D. You are the OSS.”
The best part is I think timekeeper’s plan was counterproductive. Even as a kid I thought “wait he’s speeding up time cause no one values it? Why not slow it down so people enjoy more?”
Besides that though he didn’t even take that much time away. It honestly seems like he barely took a weekend away from people lol
19:25 literally the taco bell ding
You can hear the instagram thud as well
"Its like a video game" has strong "now this is pod racing" vibes.
The smells of society include:
Jude's feet
Josiah's hair
Brendan's must
Baked beans
Fresh MWS
Brock's essence
Fun fact: me and my mom still use "it smells like lentils and desperation" to this day, it's an inside joke between us.
But god I never realized how much this movie sucked as a kid.
I'm just gonna put this under possible insults
The fact that Ricky Gervais voices the dog makes this movie feel like even more of a fever dream.
19:01
The Kronos!
They're gonna take lunch!
I say that when I clock out for lunch at work, using Kronos
“A word of advice: compromise the US government”
Actually... yes good idea
It's already compromised.
@@a-s-greig Sorry for not adding much to the conversation, but yea, I’d say so.
@@a-s-greig has been for decades
@@xXbrokenvoidXx Bold words. But you're probably right.
A word of advice...reveal classified information
"you forgot one detail, youre pregnant!" is the best line in cinema ever
8:59 When I was younger I used to think that spy gear and spy kids were the same brand.
I paused the video and played it again, only to hear Jude scream "GRAPES!"
This is one of the most funniest commentaries from their channel!!😂😂 They should do more commentaries like this!!
I honestly want a scratch and sniff microwave society episode
It is just screening in a packet