I've Always Wanted To Do This
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- Опубліковано 9 жов 2023
- SPOOK: turnback.ashens.com
We're making a horror film! And you can help if you like. And get nifty things too, obv.
Do you like movies? And discs with movies on? And action figures? And really cool VHS style packaging? And actual VHS looking movies? And art prints? And badges? And prop replicas? And really weird things? Then we've got you covered, buster.
But the main thing is: If you like eerie films, and especially reverse narratives, we've absolutely got you covered from here to the blood moon and back. Join us and see what Ol' Black Shuck's been up to... - Розваги
The link! Spook! turnback.ashens.com
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In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
Just an FYI, I think you have a typo in the description. It says "Black Shuck' instead of "Black Shuck".
Good luck on this, Doc! I've got 0 money to contribute, but I wish you nothing but success with it!!!
MORE HORROR?! BUT I JUST BOUGHT ADVENT CALENDARS!!!
The Return of the Cheese Calendar... can't get more horror than that ;)
A new horror movie called '24 Days', where each day holds more terrifyingly cheap and unwanted tat that will forever stalk the protagonists' cupboards.
Advent shelving with art work that would make a tortoise smile.
GOOD
@@ButtonMasherReal A curse where you can never part with anything you have been given, you just have to keep it in your house, forever.
To give perspective, im 25 and i have been watching since i was 9, in that time ive completed secondary school, college/sixth form and university, then moved from a graduate level job. Thankyou for making growing up entertaining Ashens.
Not quite 25 yet but I've been watching ashens for well on 8 years. im so glad he's still around goofing on the brown sofa, truely timeless
And he still has a brown couch.
You created your account in 2012, but sure
@@Hopgop1why do you care what someone is saying on the Internet? Feel grass with your palms, kid.
@@Hopgop1 have you ever thought that when I originally watched I just didn't have a youtube account or a seperate account that I lost access to? I think you need to worry less about UA-cam comments and more about the reasons why you're so invested in outing random people on the internet as liars. Grow up.
The only thing scarier than Ashens making videos for 18 years is that I've been watching for 18 years
I love the consistency in Ashen’s videos. UA-camrs came and went but Ashens remains
That couch is eternal
He is the pillar on which the platform was built
Ashen's Remains will be his next horror movie
Plus I don't think there's ever been a single controversy involving him. No dodgy sponsorships, terrible political opinions, incidents of screwing over fans or becoming a "UA-cam male feminist".
Literally watched this guy when I was in highschool. 30 with kids now, content is still great. I just searched his name after yeaarrs and super happy he's still Ashens.
I was 10 years old in 2006. Found Ashens in around 2010-2011 and have been watching ever since. I'm 27 now and virtually nothing has changed. You're the best Stuart. Never change.
Good thing Cube has such versatile dialogue that it can be used in so many contexts
Good.
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I really hope this makes its goal. The world needs more indie Brit horror
"bit scary innit mate?"
You should watch "inbred" it's very good imo gory, intense and bits of comedy and I genuinely go back to it regularly
It will
$92,407 (75,513 pounds) in eight hours -- I like its chances.
Up to 84K pounds now. 29 days left. It'll get there, with bells on.@@Nightenstaff
I always forget Ashens and Dan know eachother. Its weird, like when Scoobydoo and Batman were confirmed to exist in the same world.
i wonder if Ashens and Dan live in the same world?
so, youve been watching ashens for less than 10 months? because they have literally been doing christmas specials every year since as long as i remember
@@James27Simkorude
@James27Simko been watching ashens from when i was like 7/8? Dan from before that as i found ash from dan
@@crackedemerald4930 his parents probably gave him a game child instead of game boy as a kid, cant blame him
A grown man playing with dolls is what I need this Tuesday morning.
I started watching this channel when I was in High School. Being 32 now, that feels wild to think about. Thanks for the endless entertainment Ashens.
Never ceases to amaze me how Ashens still keeps going. I have been watching since the very beginning and I am still here 18 years later. Wild.
Hi Stuart, you’ve been a huge source of entertainment and pure Britishness for me since my early teens. I stumbled across your channel when I was 12 and now I’m 24! I’ve expressed my gratitude for that by pledging as much money as I could spare 😊 I can’t wait to see this project become a reality!
Man that VHS looks so good, you've outdone yourself there!
It's amazing but I can't be the only one that's disappointed there's not also an option for just a real vhs
@@Ciara_Turner I don't get it either. What I find weird is the complaint about PAL and NTSC. Any VHS/CRT that isn't in a literal museum is multisystem, or high-end enough to have RGB output, where the intricacies of composite video lose all meaning. No need for a carry signal, luma and chroma ect. And in my view the people who are willing to pay, the astromical price of this set, (I am not saying it is unreasonably priced, but NOMINALLY it is still expensive), will be quite disapointed to recive YET ANOTHER blu-ray set of the films, they probably got when backing gamechild, and polibius. Also I don't like the recorded VHS aesthetic they went for, I think it would've looked better if they redrew one film's poster as a 70's style VHS release, but I think this is my personal preference. Still I hope enough people buy it to make it worthwile for him.
@@Ciara_Turner yeah that would have been cool to get a real VHS
Not even a day and you already have the money, well done dude.
Dang I've been watching this channel long enough to remember Ashens' original horror film - when the fools at UA-cam moved to widescreen and unleashed the monsters!
As a massive horror movie fan, I am SO immensely up for this!
atmospheric creepy horror story that doesn't rely on gore for shock factor? AND Stuart is involved?! HELL YEAH!
Thank you for nearly two decades worth of entertainment Stuart, I don't think any other UA-camr has been so consistent with their content and style, and I really appreciate it. I was in high school when I first laid eyes on the brown sofa, I'm 33 now...
You just backed:
Turn Back: A Folk Horror Film Told in Reverse
Your £69.00 pledge brings this project one step closer to becoming a reality.
I mean, how could I not.
Nice.
I am insanely impressed! Not only are the figures are amazing, the fake VHS tape with blue rays inside is the most creative thing I’ve ever seen.
That packaging is AMAZING.
Well done.
That was in my late '20s when I started watching this channel almost 12 years ago. Amazing that a ratty brown sofa has brought me so much joy all these years.
2:33 - appropriately, I first learned of the Black Shuck from Lowestoft's finest, The Darkness.
The East Anglia-verse is an interesting one.
Also if you manage to actually get that song into the movie, it will be the greatest film ever. As it stands, I'm sure it will merely be one of the greatest films ever 😅😁
I'm glad it's not just me! 😅
Yeah only way I heard of it too.
As a fellow East Anglian and fan of creepy folk horror, this sounds right in my wheelhouse. Count me in.
Black Shuck is also a great song by The Darkness from their album Permission to Land! So there's that! Excellent idea by the way.
As a Suffolk lad, I love the idea of using East Anglian folk lore!
18 years…
I’ve been watching you for at least 14 years.
I still remember watching your content before high school.
Such a nostalgic feeling.
Can’t wait to watch the new film.
Didn’t love the other two but I respect the hustle and all they represent for your channel and your progression as a creative.
I remember watching before YT but then it took me many years to catch up
This needs to be made. Reverse narrative horror works a treat. Edit - OK I'm in, where's my digital copy of the thing that's not made yet?
Is reverse narrative the same as reverse chronology?
You'll have the copy yesterday, in a few months.
Been watching for 11 years, so happy to be able to fund this kickstarter and get the two other films all at once! Thank you Ashen for years of entertainment
I’ve backed you up because one, I’m bloody excited for an Ashens horror movie. But I actually backed you mostly due to the fact I’ve been watching your channel since I was 10 back in 2007 and feel nothing but nostalgia when watching your content, you are probably one of the most consistent UA-camrs on the platform!
Good luck and I’m sure you’ll get a far bigger budget to work with than the £100k!
Can't believe I've been watching this channel for around 15 years!
Love the story of Black Shuck, as a fellow Norfolk dweller.
Ashens, if you're reading, you got me into folk horror with your Twitter video - can't wait to see this one. Will absolutely back it.
I have a VHS player! My neighbours were throwing out a CRT the other day and I took it, and it has a built-in VHS player.
Honestly, I am not really into horror and have only watched a small handful of horror films, but I am intrigued by the subject and format of the movie (showing it in reverse is a very bold and I loved Memento). I also love when a movie makes me think after it's over, to me that's a sign of a quality film and it's a good thing to aim for. I thought about it for a bit and decided it's worth backing- I've pledged!
Started watching Ashens when I was in secondary school. I’ve since finished school, done A levels, finished uni, moved from England to the US and got married. Crazy how time flies and how consistent this guy is.
Born and raised in Norfolk, England... I love the Black Shuck story (and all things spooky). Can't wait to see your take on it!
Stuart, as a decade-plus subscriber - and purchaser of one of your previous films - I really look forward to this!
I love the whole idea . Awsome, I'll have to see if I can help. love horror and your channel been watching for years missed out on your other films sadly . Can't wait to see it when it's finished
as someone who has been watching since the days of 480p sofa, please continue to make films I can help fund. GOOD.
EDIT: just dropped £180 on the project, this looks incredible, best of luck Stuart.
I don't like horror movies one bit, but I've watched your videos for 17 years and definitely feel like I owe a contribution. I just became one of the many backers!
This week, on "How many times can Stuart sell his movies to me?"
Once. And hopefully twice!
Well Stuart, you convinced me to make a Kickstarter account just for this.
Can’t believe I’m so early. Love Ashens being as brilliant as he was 8 years ago
Ashens, you were the first channel on yt I subbed to absolute years ago. The laughs you have given me. The hours of entertainment. I cannot tell you how much you improved my life. The least I can do is back your movie. I missed out on the last two cause I couldn't afford it. But this time I'm in. And I'm looking forward to seeing what you guys make. I miss having regular Poundland specials and often rewatched the old ones, showing everybody I can so I can enjoy them again. Thank you for being you❤
I've been watching you since about 2012, Ashens, and you've been my favorite creator on youtube by a country mile. Keep doing what you're doing and we'll all keep supporting you!
Im from Sweden and ive been watching all your videos for over 10 years now and i think you have the best UA-cam channel that exists! Your food videos and your tat videos are really funny!
Please never stop uploading videos on your channel Ashens ❤
Ashens you deserve all your success you have not changed or let it get to to your head like so many other UA-camrs have
Sounds fantastic. Wish you all the best, Stuart!
Been here since the start and I’m still here now! Can’t wait to see what ya come up with! I definitely love a good horror movie… ❤
Glad you’re still alive and kicking it with your videos. Crazy how time flies. Good luck with your horror film Ashens
I'm really hyped for this! My favorite Ashens project is Noseybonk Returns so I know Ashens can really do something amazing in the horror genre! This is really exciting and I can't wait to watch the movie. The idea sounded really interesting and based on something original that Hollywood hasn't beaten into the ground already.
Need to say this, the package options are great fun and in the spirit of this channel. I’ve bought a rather expensive one. Look forward to meeting you.
OMG!!!!!! I cannot WAIT & all the perks are amazing. I want them ALL. 😂
I hope it gets made! I love Black Shuck, and other black dog folklore
I watched you in uni , throughout out my first job. Rember watching your 2020 easter poundlad video when i was rent hunting the week before the pandemic which led me too decided to quit a dream job that made me miserable. And know a masters and a new career, away to relax in the evening. Thanks for being the tat man
First time I've backed something on Kickstarter. I've been watching your videos since the pop station days and the idea you've presented here intrigues me greatly. I can hear how excited you are to work on a horror flick, and I wholeheartedly hope it comes to fruition as a thing that physically exists. Cheers.
I've seen the reverse narrative done a few times with good success, most recently in Bluey of all places. I know you're a skilled comedy writer so I have no doubts, and I'm excited as always to see what you're gonna make.
I tell you know I never back anything on Kickstarter but you define my childhood I'm now 26 I have never missed one of your your videos ive watched both the films Amazing
This sounds like an awesome idea, I'm happy to support this as the other two films showed you can do it well.
Not even 2 hours in and all the sofa-pieces are gone! Damn it!!!
This looks amazing. Can’t justify the cost of that vhs box set right now but I know anyone who’s going to back it is absolutely going to love it. Good luck with the film!
Love it! Really looking forward to it!
Ive been here since 08.
Great to see you still around, and having fun.
This film sounds amazing Ashens! I'm looking forward to it, and I'm really glad you're getting to do a dream! I hope the process goes well.
Also, Black Shuck freaked me out as a child, so that surprised me it would be in it.
As someone who grew up in Anglia, Black Shuck is terrifying. I may live in Yorkshire now, but I still don’t trust country roads.
Always a pleasure watching your channel
I'm currently interviewing for jobs, and if I land one, I'll support. Been watching you for almost 10 years, and your films have been solid so far. Thanks for all the amazing content, Dr. Ashens!
I believe in you! I remember all the creepy stuff you used to upload back in the day, it was properly weird and frightening. Not to mention the grass masks creeping on Christmas!
unfortunately haven't got the money myself to pledge, but will very happily spread the word in hopes the project is fully funded. keep up the amazing work!
I'm definitely looking forward to this!
I've somehow been watching you since the worlds sharpest knife and it never clicked you were also a horror movie man. Mr Ashens you have exceeded my expectations for what a cool person can be and my brain is now mush. Shall be sure to back with what i can!
"No one has a VCR"
"Tell your friends about the movie."
I have 2 VCR's and no friends, though.
I need that VHS cover.
Good luck to you Ashens and everyone involved!
With Rich Evans as Black Shuck, great choice Ashens!
I will definitely be backing this.
Such a treat to see a new Ashens video 😊
Backed. this project sounds very exciting. Can't wait to see the final result
Pledged for the VHS box! Nice for my BR collection. Right next to the other Ashens collection box
Good luck on the stuffs! :D Cant wait to see the film :3!
The Don't Look Now reference...
As a fellow Norfolk-ian, a massive horror fan, and an equally massive ashens fan, AND a fan of black shuck, I can't bloody wait!!!
500 days of summer is awesomeness... look forward to this
if only i had some kind of disc player! very exciting. i'm 28 and i've been watching for most of the history of this channel! love your dry humor Dr. Ashen
I can’t believe that certificate of inauthenticity was signed a month in the future!
I've only been subbed for the last two years but this is by far one of thee best UA-cam channels out there.
I bet the last line of the film will be something like "I wouldn't go that way, I would turn back."
As also growing up in Norfolk I'm happy to see acknowledgement of Black Shuck
Backed and I can't wait to watch the film! 📽️
Halloween is just around the corner, and just as I thought Poundland was a thing ashens always does, this is better
For some perspective, "The Truth about Open Source" (the first Ashens video) was uploaded about half a month before my 11th birthday. Now, at the age of 28, I can safely say the channel never lost that charm.
Best of luck on this project.
-From western Canada.
Best heckin' jump scare EVAR
Been watching you since 2008. I didn’t have the ability to support the other movies but I do now and have pledged. Can’t wait for the movie!
been watching your vids since 2009. i was 10. i am now 24. thanks for bringing joy to my childhood, my teenage years, and my adult life. you’re amazing
I love that Ashens still has hair in his merch and branding hehe
So happy to see it was backed so quickly. Excited for the new movie!
“There’s only six of them” Well now there’s only five!
I've been here since 2008. you where the first channel i ever subscribed to :)
That sofa has been through hell and back
the video back when 16x9 came out lives rent free in my head