I agree with his energy for sure, but there is no equivalent between a chair shot and someone taking an axe and removing a 14s face from the back of their head. This ahh whuppin in Alabama was well deserved but this is a far cry from a “real” get back.
his mic was muting every time someone else talked so he thought they were ignoring him or just completely talking over him. it was annoying the whole episode bc you can see him talking and he's just getting frustrated lol
He wasn't the security guard. He is the 1st Mate. The Captain had him take another boat to shore to have them folks move their boat after making the river boat wait 45 minutes to dock.
@@Kevin-zf9jh The white man's pr campaign is unmatched. Look back in history and the europeans were always oppressing someone. They went across this world and wreaked havoc, yet convinced that same world that the melanated are the real boogeymen.
This is literally my first time hearing he was the first mate. I don’t think people are doing it intentionally. That actually makes the story make more sense, but people just don’t know.
@@morgan_marchandthe joke is at 53:50. You should probably start around 52:00 to get the whole setup. DEFINITELY watch the whole episode when you get time!!! It was pure gold!!! The whole squad was acting up!! Especially Meg and Pat!!!! 😂
Tahir callin Meg a Ninja Turtle shoulder built a$$ is sending me🤣🤣😂 *shoulders up scruffy voice while growling " yea let me get a gin and tonic!" I just keep rewatching it and its funny every time🤣😂🤣
Lol. Yes! As soon as they started talking about ghost vs alien, I saw that light circling. And I'd DEFINITELY wanna have a convo with a ghost over alien. I'm sure the alien has seen some stuff, but the ghost's transition to become a ghost is something I'm definitely gonna experience. I need answers. Lol
A year ago, Meg and Lulu was taking roasting classes from CP. Now they tag teaming him to defeat the master. CP couldn't help but be a lil proud, and roasted.
Loulou inspires me so much with how much she gone thru and still smile. ❤ i be trippin about lil stuff and my whole day ruined. She is top tier woman.❤❤
Meg is too funny 😭, CP talking about he like frogs and shes like “you gotta take care of family” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'Boots with the fur'
That was top tier Megan 👏🏾👏🏾😂😂
Meg did not miss a single shot today lmao Boots with the fur had me crying
I read this right before she said it.
Love CP’s energy on the chair slam. He’s ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!
Absolutely
Fact
Exactly! She was swinging and hindering folks from saving the co-captain. 🤷🏽♂️ #ForTill
Period !!!!
I agree with his energy for sure, but there is no equivalent between a chair shot and someone taking an axe and removing a 14s face from the back of their head. This ahh whuppin in Alabama was well deserved but this is a far cry from a “real” get back.
45:58-46:58 PURE GOLD! Meg Delivered that brilliantly and Pat's retort was Perfect! much respect to you all!
Poor CP that baby hungry and we can tell. His face says it all especially on that last segment. 😂😂😂
I felt bad for that baby was hungry 😂😊
Idk why he didn't just go get a snack if he was that miserable.
@@you_can_call_me_T just sitting back pouting lol he could have done just that 💯
Meg has become a sniper man! It's been crazy seeing her improve her snaps throughout the years! 😂😂😂
I absolutely love the bickering siblings of Tahir and Meg.
Me too 😂
Please stop encouraging her
It's like they're cut from the same barrel!
Absolutely lolz. They are Absolutely brother and sister 😂
Them roasting CP at the end knowing that man was hungry/hangry is hilarious!!!! 😂😂
CP sitting back like I have nothing to do with this had me 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 wen Pat asked if CP's pet frogs' names were "ME MYSELF & EYE(S)"?!😂😂😂
Tahir tellin Meg to leave him alone is such a older annoyed brother, and a sarcastic little sister
True
Meg was the MVP this episode! She was hilarious!
56:47 Meg & Lou Lou losing patience and snapping on CP for being hungry/grumpy is 🤣🤣🤣
100 bucks next week CP coming with clips, he’s sitting there like Lex Luther planning his revenge 😂😂😂
Glad I'm Not The Only Who Noticed 😂
I can't wait till CP feels better
He coming for everyone 😂😂
Not gonna lie. That was those longest I’ve seen CP be quiet during banter
his mic was muting every time someone else talked so he thought they were ignoring him or just completely talking over him. it was annoying the whole episode bc you can see him talking and he's just getting frustrated lol
He wasn't the security guard. He is the 1st Mate. The Captain had him take another boat to shore to have them folks move their boat after making the river boat wait 45 minutes to dock.
Yo and I know they heard this it’s like we are programmed to demote ourselves. I don’t know why we can’t give this man his proper respect
@@Kevin-zf9jh The white man's pr campaign is unmatched. Look back in history and the europeans were always oppressing someone. They went across this world and wreaked havoc, yet convinced that same world that the melanated are the real boogeymen.
When the story came out, it was reported as security the entire time. That’s why people think it. Not to “demote” ourselves
@@josephlindsey5210I think @Kevin-zf9jh means that by now they've heard that he was the Co-Captain & should be addressing him as such
This is literally my first time hearing he was the first mate. I don’t think people are doing it intentionally. That actually makes the story make more sense, but people just don’t know.
I LOST IT when Meg said... you take care of family you got to! 🤣😭🤣😭🤣
Her timing was phenomenal!!!!
😂😂😂😂
Will someone time stamp that joke for me, please? Does it happen at the end, or during the whole episode?
@@morgan_marchandthe joke is at 53:50. You should probably start around 52:00 to get the whole setup. DEFINITELY watch the whole episode when you get time!!! It was pure gold!!! The whole squad was acting up!! Especially Meg and Pat!!!! 😂
The hat toss was a "F**k this job" signal. Everything else was the ancestors.
I love that they’re reveling in CP’s hangry misery. A grown man really sitting there pouting.
Tahir callin Meg a Ninja Turtle shoulder built a$$ is sending me🤣🤣😂 *shoulders up scruffy voice while growling " yea let me get a gin and tonic!" I just keep rewatching it and its funny every time🤣😂🤣
Boots wit the fur; Me, Myself, and I. Both top tier perfectly timed Jokes 😂😂
This man Pat said "I didn't do that but... taste this" 🤣
SQUADDcast is an essential part of a balanced breakfaat😁
As a ghost, the only airline they could haunt is Spirit
😂😂😂
No Meg’s delivery of “no I get it you gotta take care of family”. Real tears!
@ 28:20 Pat Googles "dark side of the moon" and finds the pink Floyd album and just gives up 😂
Tahir gonna win a Noble Pizza Prize for his sauce invention😂
Ayo Noble Pizza Prize is crazy 😂
CP being hangry the whole episode is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
Dang. CP audio cutting out was brutal. He couldn't get a joke in at all.
They called the guy swimming in the Montgomery incident “Scuba Gooding Jr” 😂😂
Meg never fails 😂, Tahir set him self up to get attacked 😂, Pats early hmm 😮, Lou is just a sweet heart 😅 and CP is just zoned out 😅😂
Cp just fried😂
“Boots with the fur!” Hilarious Meg.
I’ve been watching squaddcast since 2020 and I can say with my chest that i haven’t had a trash Monday at work since!!! 💪🏾
Same here.
1:25 When Lou said her date said that he was trying to give her the right answer, I even said "oh come on dude, really?" Lol
Project Bob had to be created by Uncle Ruckus 💀
OG squad, You ladies and gentlemen make my Monday work day that much better! Thank you for the laughs 😂😂
This episode got my face hurting from laughing so much😂😂
Tahir went DAD mode on Meg and I understand 😂😂
CP needs to donate some of that eye realestate to Meg
55:21 that me, myself and i joke along with a song was pure gold from Pat 😂😂😂😂😂
CP was sooooo disgusted with that project Bob convo lmaooooooooo
I was waiting on him to say something b/c he usually calls Meg out on her BS at times, but he let her make with that BS
BS is black women waiting on finding a good black man they just simply don't exist
It was some heavy 🛏️🔧 activities going on with her, not surprised tho. CP let her live 😂
Y’all know CP hangry and the last topic end up on a meat sauce rant 😂😂😂😂
The worse thing is skipping through the all def ad and UA-cam back doors with the 15 sec one 🙃
CP thinking about food all episode…mmmm chicken, mmmmm Mac and cheese lol
CP saying Tahir would be worth more as a pet because he has specks is insaaaaaaane😂😂😂😂😂
I love when meg pesters Tahir it's so cute 😂
Also can we bring back food vs topics
Tahir never puts my tuna fish gushers vs chitterlings gummies
I’m gonna tell you now Tuna Gushers, chitterlings gummies would stink. Plus there’s less gushers in a pack than there are gummies in a pack
What’s going on in life that you manifesting these two things into existence?😂
Lol i wonder why
@@TheMikeBailey18alot lol 😅
Pat wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the fur🎶🎶😂😂
Tahir with the hissy fit 😂😂😂😂😂…and CP is about to go on a murdering spree.
I know it's not just me but I'm not surprised Lulu went with the boots
Meg got Crickets… Telling sistas to look past us for Massa occasionally
Wow!!! LoL 😂 😮 😂
Heavy 🦝 activity
Happy Monday SquADD! ❤ And it looks like Tahir has a spirit/ancestor floating behind him starting at 16:59. It's quite trippy
I noticed that, what is that?
Lol. Yes! As soon as they started talking about ghost vs alien, I saw that light circling. And I'd DEFINITELY wanna have a convo with a ghost over alien. I'm sure the alien has seen some stuff, but the ghost's transition to become a ghost is something I'm definitely gonna experience. I need answers. Lol
And here I was thinking it was the chain to a ceiling fan.
@@b.williamsjr277I looked at it again and you are correct, that's exactly what that is! 😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️
Don’t let CP do another episode hungry. His 😑face had me cracking upppp!
Take win Meg, that family quip was stellar!
The CP frog 🐸 roast was TOP TIER 🤣🤣🤣 53:45
49:45 Tahir talkin about meat sauces, but describing GRAVY😆 🤣
im calling Dr. Umar on Meg talking about project BOB
Always makes my Mondays better thank yall ❤
Me Too 😂
Find your black king Lou don't let Meg (who has a black man) convince you to waste your time on something you don't truly want
You mean Lou needs to find herself a black queen and stop playing games we all know the truth.
@coreymyers7409 until SHE says that's what she wants... then that's not what she wants.
Thank you
Whole Lotta 🦝 talk this episode ✊🏽
Meg finished "Project Bob" and went to the projects 😂
"Boots with the fur" took me out! 🤣🤣
Naaaaaa boots with the fur was clever 😂😂
CP is hilarious! He never misses 😂😂😂😂😂
That's WILD the two women making period jokes at CP because he is hungry. Hilarious!
Jasz Jones better use that bit of patrick roasting CP 😂😂😂 Me myselffff and IIII
Happy Morning All!!! Let’s get this Monday started! 💪🏽♥️
This was CP’s “Lou-Lou” episode….brought the whole vibe down
"Boots with the fur" was so damn good Meg 😭😭
Cp looks disgusted towards the end 😂like why am I here for this
🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Tahir went crazy on Meg I’m dead as hell
A year ago, Meg and Lulu was taking roasting classes from CP. Now they tag teaming him to defeat the master. CP couldn't help but be a lil proud, and roasted.
CP like that person that ready to get off work and everyone keep talking and doing nothing but you can’t leave until everything is done
Lulu golfing in Timbs is crazy😭
Pat got me rolling today
The “security guard” was actually the co-captain of the ship. I just that man to get all his respect.
Pat’s frog rendition of Me, Myself and I has me weak 😭😭
Never thought I’d see the day Meg would be a spokesperson for the white delegation. Somebody get Dr. Umar on the phone 💀
Lou lou got the Whitney Houston special 😂
The "I Wanna Dance with Somebody"
😂😂
I love this Squad Cast show I could watch it everyday!!!
Shout out to Pat you are a cutie! 😘🥰😍
project bob is hilarious bruh....
Not LuLu being salty she didn’t get invited.😂🤣😂🤣
Right, she was pissed😆
NGL LouLou kinda looked like Gillie Da Kid in the beginning of this episode lol
“He graduated to that ass whooping!”😅😂
46:00 Boots with the fur!!! 😂😂😂 Meg, hot a good one in. 👍
CP’s clone was in attendance for this taping!
Ikr dude seemed off it made sense when he said he was hungry
@@guidinglight444 hungry HUNGRY tho! 🤣🤣🤣
Like dude, get up and get a snack lol
That man missed his chicken biscuit 😄
This was a great episode!!!
Loulou inspires me so much with how much she gone thru and still smile. ❤ i be trippin about lil stuff and my whole day ruined. She is top tier woman.❤❤
55:11 Me, Myself and I 😂🐸🐸🐸
Tahir’s explanation of “project Bob” seemed plausible to me 😂
The Aliens gone take Tahir cause he thick??!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
lmfao!!! straight heat on this one ! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jasz new compilation will have the boots with the fur joke for sure 😭
Not Meg trying to make Lou Lou find a white man😂
Well we know she don't wanna be black lol
I love the 'Project BOB' concept, Meg! ❤ Let's get this trending. Explore all options. 👏👏👏
🛏️🔧
What’s swirling around Tahir? In the top left. Eerie since they we’re talking about ghosts
It’s the fan, I found out. I gotta stop smokin this shit!!!
Only 1:20 in, but this that startin 5 lineup babyyyy.. only reason I like Monday mornings
I miss kev
I agree with Meg, I would’ve stayed single forever waiting for one race of man, I had to expand 😩😂
🛏️🔧
What prison is Lou Lou in, she used her one free call to do a zoom meeting with the squadd.
47:48 funniest shit ever im literally in tears LMAOOOO
Gotta give Pat the Me myself and I joke. Thats hilarious lmaoooo