A few things about Cobes, the Gothic badboy of Casper, Wyoming: - he puts Frank's buffalo sauce on literally everything - he's put cat food on a burger and ate it - he often puts fish on the nachos - he makes his own "mead" - he leaves his nachos out overnight and eats them the next morning. Everyone is pretty sure it's because he can't chew them due to his rotting teeth - he had a pet lizard named puff which ran away this winter but Cobes is convinced he's just "burrowing" - he makes and sells wands on etsy -he's constantly drunk Thank y'all for finally reacting to him 😂 I've been waiting for this.
Ken you haven't seen anything yet... In one of his videos he eats a burrito that is literally infested with roaches. He also tried to make moonshine and I'm honestly surprised he's still alive after some of the stuff he's added to those bottles.
People are just now finding this legend. Wild. “What's up tubes” has to be his most iconic line. Lost a lizard, made his own mead/alc, wands, and goes on drinking binges. Oh also begs for donates lol.
My favorite Cobraism from his many cooking videos is how he always says something like "pour a little on" or "add a sprinkle" and then he completely douses or covers whatever abomination he's building. Like how in this one "a little" is like 2 cups of Frank's Red Hot.
Ole Joshie is doing great this year, most views he's ever got, ended the dry spell, and now Ken's covering him. His best year and he's barley half assed it too.
@@amberg4131 Cobez has those to hack into just about everything. The "bogrito" is the worst had roach nymphs crawling on it and he ate the bug. Boglim is a failed insult thrown at him from one of his friends it was supposed to be goblin.
Funny how it's a dish best served immediately, because his teeth are so gone he waits until his food is room temp to eat it. Sometimes he will leave it out for hours, or overnight. 🤢
I have to let my food cool down because my teeth are sensitive, but then if it's too cold I have to heat it back up because even room temp can be too cold to my teeth, it has to be exactly body temp. So I heat it up and then it's too hot, and so on. I have to just feel it with my tongue every few seconds until it's the perfect temperature and then eat it fast. I did get a root canal on one side and now that side isn't as sensitive, so hopefully when I get the next one done I'll be able to eat normal again 😂 pain in the ass.
@@-desertpackrat Isn't there anything you can do? No recommendations from the dentist? No tooth sensitivity toothpaste to help build those defenses back up? That sounds awful. :(
same i just had a tuna bowl. i cut pickles that were in a jar. avocado. rice vinegar, sesame oil, olive oil a little bit of mayonnaise some habanero sauce , soy sauce, hoisin sauce just a dash of each. rice and võila
I think I could beat Gordon Ramsay on. Ian Bic"s commissary cook-off But if we're not using prepackaged can ghetto/ prison food Gordon's going to mop the floor with me? Unless it's a grilled cheese sandwich? I can definitely make a grilled cheese better than Gordon Ramsay
The funniest thing to me is, cobra is the lightest of the lol cows you can find, cyraxx, daniel larson, shanny and rev, but they definitely don't have any light hearted content. But as a distiller myself it's fun to watch cobra make mead.
@@wordnado9788 I agree, but I do have to admit I've been following the cyraxx situation for over a year now and...I have been left wholly entertained and exhausted. I can only imagine how creators who actually deal with those people feel half the time.
@@beautifulnightmare4308 Not a joke, he does that regularly because the state of his teeth, also because of exactly this he once ate a burrito with baby roaches in it.
He once made an _escargot burrito._ Most horrific cross-section. And spicy “ramen” with nearly the same ingredients as this and he nuked it for like half an hour. These nachos are one of the tamest things he’s made
He mostly just thinks it’s edgy to call himself a smoker. Truthfully he doesn’t have many friends needed to made weed contacts. Every now and then darf kindly smokes him out but it’s rare. He mostly just drinks cheap booze. Especially if it’s mango peach flavored. He’d eat a turd if it were flavored mango peach. That’s not an exaggeration. He’d legitimately eat a turd.
I think he got drunk, fell asleep, and then tried the nachos the next day on a livestream. Pretty sure he said he was snacking on them all day or he was going to. Or maybe it was another thing he made…I really try to forget!
Seeing Cobes on channels like Ken's is so surreal... he's been this underground anomaly for so long that it's wild to see him getting more mainstream recognition
@@Infodumptruck I mean I didnt know a guy quite like josh lol i knew stoners and shit but ive yet to meet someone who's not a fellow lolcow that's as crazy as him
“Sprinkle a little water on there, pretend like you did something” hahahahahhahaha Dane killed me with that (and seriously Buffalo Sauce?? That’s where it started going wrong and it dove into hell from there)
I can't wait for all the new people who are hopeful Cobes has a single redeeming quality to realize that no, he's a complete jackass to his core. Fingers crossed they figure it out before they donate during one of his e-begging streams.
First red flag, Frank's sauce. Second red flag, the length of time he absolutely nuked that plate in the microwave. There was this old man who worked on my floor at work... it's like his default time for the microwave in the breakroom was just to hit the 9 button so it would throw 9 minutes start goin. He'd leave the room and come back. I saw him just cooking the ever loving crap out of a piece of chicken in a styrofoam box for 7+ minutes once. My god. He also microwaved a whole dill pickle on more than one occasion. He was notorious for reheating fish in the breakroom during Lent season (so every spring).
Didn't the styrofoam melt? Long ago a coworker put a Cup of Noodles in the microwave with no water and the cup started melting and stunk the place up. We were probably inhaling cancer causing fumes.
Lol guy like that at my work he microwaves his food for 3 minutes and lets it sit in microwave 30 minutes till he takes lunch. I always wait till he leaves and change the time to 25 minutes 😅
@@judysocal8682Thats what i did as a 5 year old in the middle of the night because i didnt want to wake up my mom. So i just threw some instant noodles in the Microwaves....2 minutes later the whole thing exploded because the Paper Cup caught on fire....the sound woke my parent up REAL fast lmao. Almost burned us all to a crisp.
First thing is I got a survey thingy from YT for this video and I gave a RAVE review I love you guys! Also, I love the animated line between the split screen of you and Dane!
The way I audibly gasped/gagged when he poured the sardine "juice".... he goes straight to jail. This is some gross thing you make at a sleepover to dare someone to eat it 😅
Thank yall for covering my Dark Lord King Cobra. The lore runs deep here. Really hope yall watch more of him. Can’t wait to see his response to this. TMDWU Toobes.
What’s up toobz. Cobes is a different beast. He needs to be studied to figure out how he is still alive from all the stuff he consumes. He may not even be human 😂
He's not human. He's a boglim. Which is a dilapidated version of a goblin. He is what gollum is to hobbits. Gollum used to be Smeagol. Josh is now and always will be Jorsh.
@@lukedraper4100 nah he passed out, nodding off would be an improvement - alcohol is worse than heroin, I've been on the wrong end of both, less than 3 years of alcoholism has destroyed my body and mind, yet I was pretty much fine after 7 years of shooting dope.
Fun fact: clubtails are 10% alcohol but on the cheaper side, making them very cost effective if you wanna get sloshed on a budget. Source: me, a recovering alcoholic.
Until the sardines came out I was like "Hm this is the most restrained I've ever seen King Cobra" 😂 I'd love to see you guys react to more of his videos!
I thought the same thing. I've never seen someone microwave anything that had the sauce already on it because they don't want it to pop all over the microwave. He didn't even put it in a container or a paper towel over it.
I've never seen one of these where it kept getting worse and worse until the end. Hilariously gross dude. Buffalo sauce, sardine juice and bubbling hot ranch😂😅
So glad you have finally done a video on the king. Please do some more on his mead making videos and Mountain Dew eggs. A circle of protection over you and Dane 🙏🏻
At minute 4:57 I know Ken and Dane are kidding and either way I will always love this channel. I just don’t know if it’s because I’m in that position now where rent and just eating a gas station hotdog would be luxury but it scares me I’ll never be able to make it to the point where im fully comfortable like they seem
With all that insane hot stuff he doesn’t have to worry about the cheese making blocked up. In fact that man needs to install a seatbelt on his toilet cuz he’s gonna launch
I have a feeling he was going to try them in the video, and then he pulled it out of the microwave and caught a whiff of that steaming hot ranch dressing and sardine juice and was like “hmm ok nah, maybe not” and then as soon as he ended the video, he threw it away
Unbelievably, he’s eaten worse than this on camera. His thing sometimes is letting stuff sit on the counter for hours and then eating it. Those taste buds are nonexistent
A few things about Cobes, the Gothic badboy of Casper, Wyoming:
- he puts Frank's buffalo sauce on literally everything
- he's put cat food on a burger and ate it
- he often puts fish on the nachos
- he makes his own "mead"
- he leaves his nachos out overnight and eats them the next morning. Everyone is pretty sure it's because he can't chew them due to his rotting teeth
- he had a pet lizard named puff which ran away this winter but Cobes is convinced he's just "burrowing"
- he makes and sells wands on etsy
-he's constantly drunk
Thank y'all for finally reacting to him 😂 I've been waiting for this.
don't forget about tactical soap
@faret123 it gets all of the goth, of-age, consenting, alive, non-related ladies
Dont forget his famous ice cream bread
@RoRo07770 I dunno, maybe he represents the rampant meth problem in Casper. 😂 (As a fellow resident)
His lizard ran away becaus ehe brought it outside house in winter, he esentially killed it
LMAO i love how heated Dane got over the buffalo stuff. He seems like such a sweetheart.
I think everyone needs a Dane in their life.
Dane is the cure for depression; it isn't a pill
Don't you PUT that on Buffalo Wild Wings! Don't you DARE!
I'm a piss-head
Ken you haven't seen anything yet... In one of his videos he eats a burrito that is literally infested with roaches. He also tried to make moonshine and I'm honestly surprised he's still alive after some of the stuff he's added to those bottles.
Yoooo I can’t believe I never heard of this dude 😂😂😂
Kiwitapes covered it best.
And a bacon drink
Remember when he jizzed in his mountain dew and drank it?!?!?!?! I wanted to puke!!!!!
these people have no idea what can of worms they have opened
People are just now finding this legend. Wild. “What's up tubes” has to be his most iconic line. Lost a lizard, made his own mead/alc, wands, and goes on drinking binges. Oh also begs for donates lol.
WHEN HE POURED THE FISH JUICE ON THE "NACHOS", THAT WAS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF HELLLLLLLLL NAH!!!
🤣🤣🤣💀
Noooo 🤢
@@akaunderdog4223 😋I followed the recipe, its actually delicious.
drinking lots of alcohol super often can greatly affect your ability to taste and smell things properly
It also fattens your liver and shrinks your brain. As that guy is an example of
Apparently not because he claimed his girlfriend reminded him of "Wendy's", and I gagged SO hard.
@@mrmusickhimself. Bruh I'd eat dat wendys poos all day
Especially if it tastes like a baconator
No mayo
He WILL eat all of it. It just had to "Cool Off" for a few days on his bug-infested counter first.
The roaches were delicious, toobs. TMDWU.
I'm a piss-head
He let them sit on the counter for 16 hours before eating them btw.
😢😢😢
😮
@@iescapedtheasylum2015 And that's not the worst you should see the mead he makes.
that’s disgusting
@@SceneKidsTryToHard Oh he has done stuff way more disgusting than that.
My favorite Cobraism from his many cooking videos is how he always says something like "pour a little on" or "add a sprinkle" and then he completely douses or covers whatever abomination he's building. Like how in this one "a little" is like 2 cups of Frank's Red Hot.
I'm a piss-head
"six salary figure"
First time I’ve genuinely laughed at a UA-cam video in a while. “If this man busts out hotdogs, I’m leaving” had me dyinggg
Hot dogs would have been a blessing compared to what actually did happen.
Ole Joshie is doing great this year, most views he's ever got, ended the dry spell, and now Ken's covering him. His best year and he's barley half assed it too.
Dear lord look at the top of his fridge. Chip mania
@@amberg4131 Cobez has those to hack into just about everything. The "bogrito" is the worst had roach nymphs crawling on it and he ate the bug. Boglim is a failed insult thrown at him from one of his friends it was supposed to be goblin.
Right
Year of the cobe
Coming in nicely toobz
Funny how it's a dish best served immediately, because his teeth are so gone he waits until his food is room temp to eat it. Sometimes he will leave it out for hours, or overnight. 🤢
He left these out for 16 hours before he ate them
I have to let my food cool down because my teeth are sensitive, but then if it's too cold I have to heat it back up because even room temp can be too cold to my teeth, it has to be exactly body temp. So I heat it up and then it's too hot, and so on. I have to just feel it with my tongue every few seconds until it's the perfect temperature and then eat it fast. I did get a root canal on one side and now that side isn't as sensitive, so hopefully when I get the next one done I'll be able to eat normal again 😂 pain in the ass.
I can't imagine the shits he gets from food poisoning.
@@-desertpackrat Isn't there anything you can do? No recommendations from the dentist? No tooth sensitivity toothpaste to help build those defenses back up? That sounds awful. :(
@Shukochan you cannot regrow enamel once its gone, essentially every toothpaste for sensitivity doesn't work
Never in a MILLION YEARS would I have ever expected y'all to review Cobes. This is the greatest crossover video.
Welcome to the Cobra-verse. A world of appalling food hacks, drunken rages, and a woman named "Methica".
Cobra is a punk
@@shotgunchris Stop being gentle.
He is much worse.
I'm a piss-head
😂 dying as Buff yells “DONT YOU PUT THAT ON BUFFALO WILD WINGS!”
Hilarious 😂
Dane yelling and Ken scream laughing at this has me crying for real. 🤣
when they yelled, i also yelled bc omg 💀
"I rather a fresh can of meth" lmmfao 😂😂😂😂
This plays like a new category of horror film. Culinary Horror.
Perfect for spooky season! That fish was scarier than anything I’ve seen in a while.
When ever i have doubts about my cooking, i watch videos like this and man i feel like i could give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money
same i just had a tuna bowl. i cut pickles that were in a jar. avocado. rice vinegar, sesame oil, olive oil a little bit of mayonnaise some habanero sauce , soy sauce, hoisin sauce just a dash of each. rice and võila
I think I could beat Gordon Ramsay on. Ian Bic"s commissary cook-off But if we're not using prepackaged can ghetto/ prison food Gordon's going to mop the floor with me? Unless it's a grilled cheese sandwich? I can definitely make a grilled cheese better than Gordon Ramsay
@@findinghumorthruitallI mean if you switched out that habanero sauce for like some Sriracha cuz I don't like the taste of habanero. That sounds good
2:06 lmao 😂 "that's a good shot"🤣🤣🤣 Dane you're killing me😂
That plate of nachos is a CRIME
Mary getting Ken into all the lolcows. Can't wait for him to discover Cyraxx.
Thank you Mary!!!
She's a good woman 😊
Oh .. .. poor poor ken
(But also good , more people need to be warned about the goblin)
Also TheWhiteBowser is a predator
Remember the white bowser is a predator
Oh no!😅
These shows just make me feel better about my own cooking 🤣 Like, oh I burnt the bacon, darn. At least I didn't make *that*
It gives me the false confidence to believe I'm a Michelin chef.
😂😂😂😂
The shit he makes definitely needs the hazmat team to dispose of sometimes. Definitely don't eat anything while you watch his "food hack" videos.
Agreed, oh well, my meatballs stuck to the pan a little, or bread didn't shape right. At least it is homemade, and not all this stuff. 😂
How burnt we talking, because as far as im concerned extra crispy bacon that's not charred is goated
The funniest thing to me is, cobra is the lightest of the lol cows you can find, cyraxx, daniel larson, shanny and rev, but they definitely don't have any light hearted content. But as a distiller myself it's fun to watch cobra make mead.
I was about to say! The holes gets too dark with those lolcows.
@@wordnado9788 I agree, but I do have to admit I've been following the cyraxx situation for over a year now and...I have been left wholly entertained and exhausted. I can only imagine how creators who actually deal with those people feel half the time.
"mead" 💀
I rewound so many times to listen to “IT’S NOT BUFFALOOO!!” “STOP MAKING UP WORDS” 😂 I f***ing can’t handle it lolol
It's lEviOsA, NOT LeViOsARR
PLEASE KNOW THAT HE ALSO LEFT THESE OUT ON HIS COVER AND DIDN'T EAT THIS UNTIL 16 HOURS LATER
WHAT!?! Please tell me you're joking?!🤢
@@akaunderdog4223 i used to watch him religiously. Kingcobrajfs
@@beautifulnightmare4308 Not a joke, he does that regularly because the state of his teeth, also because of exactly this he once ate a burrito with baby roaches in it.
Asmongold level of gross
What in the abomination nachos did I just witness 🤣
It's like the soup in RE7.
What's hilarious is this is a tame video of cobra's 😂😂
You think this is bad you should look up his Bugrito
He once made an _escargot burrito._ Most horrific cross-section. And spicy “ramen” with nearly the same ingredients as this and he nuked it for like half an hour. These nachos are one of the tamest things he’s made
Love this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That, is a truely funny observation.
He's more baked than a plate of Nachos.
😂😂😂😂
He mostly just thinks it’s edgy to call himself a smoker. Truthfully he doesn’t have many friends needed to made weed contacts. Every now and then darf kindly smokes him out but it’s rare. He mostly just drinks cheap booze. Especially if it’s mango peach flavored. He’d eat a turd if it were flavored mango peach. That’s not an exaggeration. He’d legitimately eat a turd.
"Mom literally no one steps into a friend's house and starts judging how messy it is"
Meanwhile Ken with one single frame of a video
I love that Ken is aware we watch him while we grub
I think he got drunk, fell asleep, and then tried the nachos the next day on a livestream. Pretty sure he said he was snacking on them all day or he was going to. Or maybe it was another thing he made…I really try to forget!
Seeing Cobes on channels like Ken's is so surreal... he's been this underground anomaly for so long that it's wild to see him getting more mainstream recognition
Is Ken mainstream though?
@@Marcus-sr1gwyes
Underground anomaly? Didn't we all know a dude like this in high school?
@@Infodumptruck I mean I didnt know a guy quite like josh lol i knew stoners and shit but ive yet to meet someone who's not a fellow lolcow that's as crazy as him
White Bowser is a predator, brothers.
Oh, sweet innocent Ken and Dane... they have no clue.
No clue what waits in the darkness... white Bowser is a predator.
😂😂😂😂 I hope they go down the cobraverse rabbit hole
If they do follow the rabbit hole it's gonna be good.
No idea...
“Sprinkle a little water on there, pretend like you did something” hahahahahhahaha Dane killed me with that (and seriously Buffalo Sauce?? That’s where it started going wrong and it dove into hell from there)
6:04 “fans sent the wrong ones…man they supposed to send the jalapeño junks man those are so GoooOod “ hahahaha
Oh no the boglim actually made it into one of Ken’s videos. Two worlds colliding
the m e r g e
I can't wait for all the new people who are hopeful Cobes has a single redeeming quality to realize that no, he's a complete jackass to his core. Fingers crossed they figure it out before they donate during one of his e-begging streams.
What a time to be alive
The black dragons smelled blood in the water.
White Bowser is a predator.
First red flag, Frank's sauce. Second red flag, the length of time he absolutely nuked that plate in the microwave. There was this old man who worked on my floor at work... it's like his default time for the microwave in the breakroom was just to hit the 9 button so it would throw 9 minutes start goin. He'd leave the room and come back. I saw him just cooking the ever loving crap out of a piece of chicken in a styrofoam box for 7+ minutes once. My god. He also microwaved a whole dill pickle on more than one occasion. He was notorious for reheating fish in the breakroom during Lent season (so every spring).
Not the fish 🤢
Didn't the styrofoam melt? Long ago a coworker put a Cup of Noodles in the microwave with no water and the cup started melting and stunk the place up. We were probably inhaling cancer causing fumes.
Lol guy like that at my work he microwaves his food for 3 minutes and lets it sit in microwave 30 minutes till he takes lunch. I always wait till he leaves and change the time to 25 minutes 😅
@@judysocal8682Thats what i did as a 5 year old in the middle of the night because i didnt want to wake up my mom. So i just threw some instant noodles in the Microwaves....2 minutes later the whole thing exploded because the Paper Cup caught on fire....the sound woke my parent up REAL fast lmao. Almost burned us all to a crisp.
I know a woman who will get two or three frozen dinners and microwaves them all together for 9+ minutes. It's alarming.
7:30 “if this man busts out a hotdog, bruh I’m leavin’” 😂😂 killed me
Lmfao that part just had me wheezing 😂😂😂
When he poured the oil from the sardine can on there..... I had the same reaction as Buffpro. It sounded like a harmony of "UUUUUGGHHH" 🤣
I just want to thank both of you. You've both given me better ideas for lunches to make at work because I really like to make "nachos."
Danes face looks so defeated when it finally makes it to the microwave
i’ve never seen dane this heated lmao please do more of this dude
the slow decent into madness was amazing to experience
Descent*
This absolutely happened in real time. Haha 😂
13:40-14:09 Buff getting real triggered over the word 'buffalo' is killing me!🤣
"Dont stare into the ring Kenny!" Took me out 😂
Cobes being on cinnamontoastkens channel is goth asf
Tmdwu!
I found Cobra through Kiwi Tapes and Smokey MCC ages ago! 😂 So this made my day!
White Bowser is a predator. Spread the message.
Ken: they're boiling.
Everyone else: they were probably boiling before they ever saw the inside of the microwave.
14:00 Josh turned Dane into Jon Taffer 😹
LMAO
Dane Taffer
This was, for some reason, one of the funniest videos I’ve seen of you guys in a couple years. Shit had me in tears
First thing is I got a survey thingy from YT for this video and I gave a RAVE review I love you guys! Also, I love the animated line between the split screen of you and Dane!
King Cobra's food hacks look like some kind of unethical alchemical experiments by a backwoods swamp wizard.
Very astute description. I commend you. Good day! 😁
The fish were alive in that can before they got put on that monstrosity. They died instantly. 🤣🤣🤣
The nachos were (almost) edible until the sardines appeared. 🤢🤮
Omg I hadn’t even made it halfway through the video and FISH??? 😫😭 no way.. that should be a crime 😭😂
@@kelseydaniellex if there is a god he should of been smited for that for sure.
Ken you are not ready for King Cobra xD
0:04 *meanwhile eating a cake I snuck from the fridge* I feel attacked.... 😂
9:32 drunk food is great until you try it sober 😂
The way I audibly gasped/gagged when he poured the sardine "juice".... he goes straight to jail. This is some gross thing you make at a sleepover to dare someone to eat it 😅
Super ew! 🤮
Thank yall for covering my Dark Lord King Cobra. The lore runs deep here. Really hope yall watch more of him. Can’t wait to see his response to this. TMDWU Toobes.
What’s up toobz. Cobes is a different beast. He needs to be studied to figure out how he is still alive from all the stuff he consumes. He may not even be human 😂
He's not human. He's a boglim. Which is a dilapidated version of a goblin. He is what gollum is to hobbits. Gollum used to be Smeagol. Josh is now and always will be Jorsh.
I read the Local BBQ sauce as 'Lolcow ' 😂 ....mmmmyep. that's pur guy!
This feels like one of the regular show episodes. Everything started out normal, but in the end, everything went crazy.
He DOES eat them. The next day after sitting out on his greasy bug infested counter all night.. "to cool down" 🤣
He nodded off if u know what I mean😂
@@lukedraper4100 nah he passed out, nodding off would be an improvement - alcohol is worse than heroin, I've been on the wrong end of both, less than 3 years of alcoholism has destroyed my body and mind, yet I was pretty much fine after 7 years of shooting dope.
Grosssssssss!
@@alyssarichardson2544 That was the joke...
Fun fact: clubtails are 10% alcohol but on the cheaper side, making them very cost effective if you wanna get sloshed on a budget. Source: me, a recovering alcoholic.
Clubtails hurricanes and steel reserve were a dark time in my life. Definitely get the job done cheap. But the hangover is brutal and hits fast.
Dude he just kept pouring. Every time i thought he was done with the buffalo sauce he just kept going.
4:51 core memory unlocked did Dane also rock the flaming beanie to match the shirt, and big dumb pair of JNCOS? Why did we dress like that 😂😂
13:55 Dane going off has me DEAD
Ohhhh noooo Josh made it here next to Kay. Just keep him away from the predator commentary……f the sickos😂🧡
i wish a big channel would make a compilation of every awful thing he's done, because it's not that easy to find
@@milkwormEvery awful thing as in his food hacks and mead? Or the ACTUAL awful things? RIP Pufferth
@@charlesfuzak the stalking, animal abuse, etc
@@milkworm the subreddit has a good list but a video would be better for sure
White Bowser is a predator.
Until the sardines came out I was like "Hm this is the most restrained I've ever seen King Cobra" 😂
I'd love to see you guys react to more of his videos!
I'd use kipper snacks but not sardines
Honestly, fish nachos might not be too bad… but adding them into that abomination? Just made everything 10x worse.
Shoutout to Cobes, thats most definitely whatsup
“He’s turning it into soup now, is he even gonna put it in the microwave” 😂😂😂
He said, "Hit it with the lunch meat!" 😂 I feel ya. It really started looking good there after the cheese and more spicy 🔥 chips. Yeah!
He gotta be drunk to microwave with the ranch already on it. I love ranch but that did it for me 😂 I'm gonna enjoy my pizza rolls and ranch
Bro was 100% schwasted
I thought the same thing. I've never seen someone microwave anything that had the sauce already on it because they don't want it to pop all over the microwave. He didn't even put it in a container or a paper towel over it.
@bamenachim8203 aside from that who wants hot ranch? Lol 🤮.
He put it in the microwave long enough to boil away all the excess liquid from all the sauces.🤢
That's fine. There would be plenty of grease from the whole bag of melted cheese to replace the sauce
@@karlzuppin4823 😂good point.. Yuck!
Ah yes, the land of lolcows floweth with content
I've always wondered what a plate of explosive diarrhea looked like...
I've never seen one of these where it kept getting worse and worse until the end. Hilariously gross dude. Buffalo sauce, sardine juice and bubbling hot ranch😂😅
Ken having flashbacks to Vietnam 😂
This is full on 4am wasted cooking at Uni 🤣
So glad you have finally done a video on the king. Please do some more on his mead making videos and Mountain Dew eggs.
A circle of protection over you and Dane 🙏🏻
14:39: These 2 are me watching this.🤣🤣
the thought of microwaving ranch hurts my soul...and these nachos hurt me physically...I feel like these nachos just sent me a death threat
I'm a mom of five, and been around children my whole life, it takes A LOT to make me hurl, but coked ranch is THE KING of nasty!!! Lol
Buff getting progressively more pissed is amazing.
That hotdog comment from Dane SENT ME 😂😂😂😂
What a perfect morning. Off work, making steak and eggs for breakfast with a beer, and Ken uploads a video!!
Dane "Just throw it away!!" 😂😂
At minute 4:57 I know Ken and Dane are kidding and either way I will always love this channel. I just don’t know if it’s because I’m in that position now where rent and just eating a gas station hotdog would be luxury but it scares me I’ll never be able to make it to the point where im fully comfortable like they seem
“You gotta eat this quick.”
Like the next morning after it sat out all night quick? Cause that’s how Joshie rolls.
This guy could be the lead line cook at your favorite restaurant. Seriously.
his bathroom is gonna be a level 4 biohazard
Oh my god you know it has to stink in his place after microwaving those sardines!!!😂😂😂
The fish DESTROYED any hope for those nachos. I gagged on that part!
Buff: If he breaks out the hotdogs I'm leavin!
Funny you would say that, he made an absolutely abdominal hotdog as well.
MY FAVORITE BOYS REVIEWING MY FAVORITE BOGLUM
"a nice can of meth!" 😂
He wouldnt be eating if that were the case. But if he was also on other drugs maybe he'd be hungry
Like benzos
12:38 bruh it looks like pizza the hut from spaceballs 😂😭😭
With all that insane hot stuff he doesn’t have to worry about the cheese making blocked up. In fact that man needs to install a seatbelt on his toilet cuz he’s gonna launch
The mono black mtg deck was waaaay too spot on.
That was when I finally had to pause so I could finish laughing. SPOT. ON!
I've never seen Dane get so worked up but I love it
Ken saying sour cream after microwaving foreshadowing what I already knew… cobra microwaving ranch in this 😭
"Check out king cobra if you want to see more... whatever that was." Is perfect. Circle of protection on Ken and Buff!
I have a feeling he was going to try them in the video, and then he pulled it out of the microwave and caught a whiff of that steaming hot ranch dressing and sardine juice and was like “hmm ok nah, maybe not” and then as soon as he ended the video, he threw it away
Unbelievably, he’s eaten worse than this on camera. His thing sometimes is letting stuff sit on the counter for hours and then eating it. Those taste buds are nonexistent
Dear God, they found the Boglim