I want a Cr1tikal doll with a pull string that just says obscenities when you pull the string. And the doll itself is just a white, feature-less doll with "Cr1tikal" written on it's torso.
Cosmic Spark If you make a youtube video over 10 mins long, you can put more than one ad on it. This has lead to many youtubers making videos just over 10 mins to get that extra ad rev. This has often lead to videos being stretched out to meet the 10 min mark. Nowadays, many viewers look at 10 min videos a lot more cynically because of this
I remember, when I was just a small child my uncle would take me out on the ocean in his shitty, decrepit sailboat. It was of decent size, it had a cabin, even a small bathroom (really it was more similar to a port-a-potty than anything else). My uncle would demand that I do strange things, things that I as a young child didn't understand. These things made me feel bad, and I often begged to not go on the trips. One day my uncle was acting unusual. He was always on edge, and usually angry, but today was different. He was wearing a smile, but one so forced that it was more unnerving than his most intense scowl. That day we went way out into the ocean; So far that I had forgotten which direction land was. We sailed in circles for a while, I think so that I would become further disoriented. By the time I realized what was going on, it was already too late. My uncle stormed down into the cabin and locked the door. All was silent for a few minutes. I heard a loud bang and blood exploded over one of the windows. Then I realized I could smell smoke. No sooner had I realized the boat was on fire than half the boat was engulfed in flame. Naturally, I was filled with the desire to escape the fire, but I was too afraid of being lost at sea to jump overboard. By the time I had gathered the courage to jump overboard, the flames had surrounded me and it was too late. There I was, only a small child, and already faced with my own mortality. Suddenly, a figure burst from the water and sailed over the fire to me. Her dark skin glistened in the light of the sun and fire. It was Michelle Obama. She lifted me up with her toned, bulky forearms and tossed me into the safety of the water. She too, then jumped overboard, flying at least 15 feet into the air and performing a series of complex flips and maneuvers that I have yet to see the equivalent of in any comepetitive diving. She then grabbed me by the arm and started kicking with her massive, muscular legs. For the next three hours she tore through the water at such a speed that she was creating a wake -- like a boat. I was told later that she must've swam 120 miles one-handed in those 3 hours. When we finally reached shore she didn't stop. Instead she hoisted me over her shoulder and ran onto the road. She ran me all the way home, keeping pace with the cars on the road. When we arrived at my house she put me down, still breathing lightly. I thanked her, but she only grunted in response. I had forgotten that, despite her incredible athletic and mental abilities, she had not been blessed with the ability to speak. I waved goodbye as she sprinted down my street, and then extended her arms laterally, taking to the sky like a majestic eagle. I'll never forget you Michelle, because I owe you my life.
i love games that are too fucking dark to see what you gotta do, so you end up standing up looking down at the screen hoping you can see something in the dark. you know exactly what i'm talking about.
I read that as "angler," and got Albedo confused with libido for a second. I wouldn't put it past Cr1T making a video on the mating rituals of anglerfish, honestly.
Gabriel must disguise himself to fool the moped clerk. You must combine several items to construct an adequate disguise and gain access to the motorbike. First, return to the museum and swipe the red cap from the lost-and-found box. You couldn't do this in the previous time blocks, but Gabriel knows he needs it now and has little trouble stealing the hat from the box. With the red hat in hand, head to the church. Look at the Abbe's house and notice him watering his plants with a spray bottle. Wait for the Abbe to move back into his house and grab the spray bottle... When you emerge on the new street, you'll spot a black cat in the corner. Move Gabriel up to the cat and use the verb menu to examine and pet the cat. The cat dashes into a small opening into an old shed. Examine the hole that the cat entered. Open up your inventory and pick up the piece of masking tape (if you failed to get the tape from Gabriel's hotel room, return there and open the dresser to get the masking tape). Use the masking tape on the shed door hole. Walk back from the shed and notice the cat is now on a ledge. You can attempt to pet or grab the cat, but Gabriel can't because the feline is just too high. Here's where the spray bottle comes in. Select your inventory and pick up the spray bottle. Use the spray bottle on the cat, and he'll leap down and run, again, through the small opening into the shed. When he runs through the hole, he left some hair on the piece of masking tape you placed on the hole. Pick up the masking tape, and you'll gain black fur in your inventory. Return to the hotel now and collect any items you missed the first time around that are vital to the disguise. These include the black marker from the hotel desk (just make sure Jean is wandering around), a piece of candy from the table near the lounge, and a packet of syrup from the dining room. Head upstairs and knock on Mosely's door (room 33). He'll let you inside. If you want a hint about what to do with the candy, you can offer Mosely the candy, which he'll gladly take and consume quickly. Also, talk with Mosely about his passport, the key to solving the disguise puzzle. If you give Mosely the piece of candy, you must return downstairs and grab another one. Locate the painting over the table depicting the street scene. Use the piece of candy from your inventory and place it on the table. Head down either staircase into the lobby. Look to the left of Jean's front desk and spot the room buzzers. Examine the buzzers and press the one for room 33, Mosely's room. This will buzz Mosely down to the front desk, but he'll become sidetracked by that yummy piece of candy you left for him. Ascend the stairs on the right side, so you're on the opposite side of Gabriel's room entrance. Follow the camera around to Mosely's room and watch him exit and walk to the table with the piece of candy. Mosely will bend over and grab the candy, gobbling it up like before. Walk Gabriel over just behind Mosely and use the mouse cursor on Mosely or his passport to pickpocket him and swipe the passport. As soon as you've got the passport, quickly head to Mosely's room 33 and enter it. Nab his gold coat on the coat rack by using the verb menu while the mouse is over the coat. Place the coat in your inventory and exit Mosely's room. This sequence could take a few tries to get everything right, but you can repeat the process as many times as necessary to secure the necessary items: the passport and gold coat. Just use more candy and keep pressing that buzzer. Open your inventory now; make sure you have the black marker and syrup. Grab the black marker and use it on Mosely's passport to make a mustache. Next, grab the black fur from the cat and use it on the syrup to make a black mustache. Finally, use the red hat on the mustache and then on the gold coat to complete your Mosely disguise. With your disguise ready, return to the moped rental shop.
This is really weird, I was also watching Penn and Teller. Could we have possibly been watching it at the same time. I feel so much closer to you now..
You know - I have to say, cr1t has the most supportive fanbase out there. Every one of his videos have massive support, and every new thing you do is widely accepted. It's great to be part of that!
That recorder at the end should be the official bookend sound for the Tingler series. We'll call it the Tingle Jingle.
Yes!
make it happen
>Tingle Jingle
>Tingle
>Jingle
Why not the tingle tuner?
+dnl101 tingle jingle is better
I want a Cr1tikal doll with a pull string that just says obscenities when you pull the string.
And the doll itself is just a white, feature-less doll with "Cr1tikal" written on it's torso.
we need this in our lives
Naw, it needs to at least look like him. It can feature everything from creative obscenities to the majestic recorder.
its
in other words, cumrag 2.0
and it says "turbo tit milk"
Props for making a ten-minute long video and not having 50 ads in it
can't wait for people to call him a sellout for the 10 min videos!
+Sir Musty yeah, what a loser. he decided not to edit it to make it longer 10mins. Give me the free stuff I decided I want!
Props for not having any ads on any video.
I wouldn't care if he had ads tbh, guy deserves all the money he can get
he donates all he makes from this channel to charities every month. he lives off what he makes on patreon if i'm not mistaken
this can't possibly be a 10 minute video I didn't get 92 ads and 67 youtube surveys
don't forget about the LootCrate sponsorship at the start and Audible at the end!
What is with that? I never get a ad, I never even installed a Adblocker...
Not even. Since 8 months ago, not a single ad.
What the hell are you talking about? This is the 2nd comment I've read about getting ads on 10 minute videos. I don't get it.
Cosmic Spark If you make a youtube video over 10 mins long, you can put more than one ad on it.
This has lead to many youtubers making videos just over 10 mins to get that extra ad rev.
This has often lead to videos being stretched out to meet the 10 min mark. Nowadays, many viewers look at 10 min videos a lot more cynically because of this
That creature looks like something we've all made in Spore.
Indeed
I'm 99.9% sure that he just took one of his creatures from Spore and put it into the game alongside a roar animation.
Jesus christ I miss Spore...
I use to play the shit out of that game.
It doesn't look THAT much like a dick.
Coincidentally, I often ask for a 10 Minute Tingler at my local brothel.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Total Biscuit and Cr1tikal are pretty much polar opposites, but they both now do this exact format of show. That makes me very happy.
Maybe they're secretly long lost brothers?
Except Cr1tikal intentionally finds crappy games on Steam instead of trying to avoid them.
+gajbooks so would you that makes them doing the opposite thing?
+michael mclaughlin There seem to be a few problems with your English, but that would make them opposites, yes.
Didn't TB end it?
That alien thing was 100% lifted straight out of the Spore creature creator. I would recognise those heavenly shapes anywhere.
Who is watching this while constantly inhaling and exhaling Carbon Dioxide and Oxygen?
Me
I only inhale oxygen and carbon dioxide but don't exhale it. thanks for singling me out you piece of shit DISLIKED
sorry, I was inhaling carbon dioxide and exhaling oxygen
Like a plant?
are you a plant person? >.>
Tingle you say? ;)
gay
I saw you on the bad flirt video.
+DonaldTrumpVEVO im famous fam
+Josh Gold (Melon Maniac) i had about 2.5 before I even started getting top comments
+Josh Gold (Melon Maniac) I don't know why it happens tbh
This tingler really tingled my tingler in ways it has never been tingled before.
This is such a great idea. I am so glad everytime I see you have a new video up that it makes me all tingled, so this is just perfect
I remember, when I was just a small child my uncle would take me out on the ocean in his shitty, decrepit sailboat. It was of decent size, it had a cabin, even a small bathroom (really it was more similar to a port-a-potty than anything else). My uncle would demand that I do strange things, things that I as a young child didn't understand. These things made me feel bad, and I often begged to not go on the trips.
One day my uncle was acting unusual. He was always on edge, and usually angry, but today was different. He was wearing a smile, but one so forced that it was more unnerving than his most intense scowl.
That day we went way out into the ocean; So far that I had forgotten which direction land was. We sailed in circles for a while, I think so that I would become further disoriented. By the time I realized what was going on, it was already too late.
My uncle stormed down into the cabin and locked the door. All was silent for a few minutes. I heard a loud bang and blood exploded over one of the windows. Then I realized I could smell smoke.
No sooner had I realized the boat was on fire than half the boat was engulfed in flame. Naturally, I was filled with the desire to escape the fire, but I was too afraid of being lost at sea to jump overboard. By the time I had gathered the courage to jump overboard, the flames had surrounded me and it was too late. There I was, only a small child, and already faced with my own mortality.
Suddenly, a figure burst from the water and sailed over the fire to me. Her dark skin glistened in the light of the sun and fire. It was Michelle Obama. She lifted me up with her toned, bulky forearms and tossed me into the safety of the water. She too, then jumped overboard, flying at least 15 feet into the air and performing a series of complex flips and maneuvers that I have yet to see the equivalent of in any comepetitive diving.
She then grabbed me by the arm and started kicking with her massive, muscular legs. For the next three hours she tore through the water at such a speed that she was creating a wake -- like a boat. I was told later that she must've swam 120 miles one-handed in those 3 hours. When we finally reached shore she didn't stop. Instead she hoisted me over her shoulder and ran onto the road.
She ran me all the way home, keeping pace with the cars on the road. When we arrived at my house she put me down, still breathing lightly. I thanked her, but she only grunted in response. I had forgotten that, despite her incredible athletic and mental abilities, she had not been blessed with the ability to speak.
I waved goodbye as she sprinted down my street, and then extended her arms laterally, taking to the sky like a majestic eagle. I'll never forget you Michelle, because I owe you my life.
Beautiful
Hmm... select all... copy to clipboard, and "Hey Mom! Look at how talented I am! Will you love me now like all the other boy's mothers?"
Edward Marshall I actually wrote this tho. Copypasta has to start somewhere. You can tell it's mine by the over-use of commas.
k
Why would she swim him back to shore if she sailed over to him
when you can trick shot a brick onto a shelf but not a pen into a shot glass.
Dang, I thought this was gonna be a 10-minute speed run of a game called Tingler Albedo.
that was a tingling 10 minutes
Keep this up, absolutely loved it. "Left loosey, righty tighty, day and nighty" made my night
Lowkey thought this was going to be some moist ASMR... Was only slightly disappointed.
I count all of his videos as ASMR
itd be lit if he made an asmr vid
His videos are all JOI's to me
i love games that are too fucking dark to see what you gotta do, so you end up standing up looking down at the screen hoping you can see something in the dark.
you know exactly what i'm talking about.
"I am banging on this door with the intent to eat a rat." that's my catchphrase
I am never ready for the recorder.
Oh please make this a series. This is magnificent.
P.S. I think the recorder at the end should be used for every videos for this.
So many tingles. Who would know Cr1tikal would trigger my ASMR so much.
This was great, one of these every week or two would be awesome.
I read that as "angler," and got Albedo confused with libido for a second. I wouldn't put it past Cr1T making a video on the mating rituals of anglerfish, honestly.
Yeah I thought was some surgery that he was going to commentate over. Like the chiropractors
Ah yes, the 10 Minute Angler Libido.
+Danijel Smolčić "This is the greatest angler libido of all time"
That monster looked like a child's poorly made Spore creature.
last time I came this early I ended up having a little brother
Gabriel must disguise himself to fool the moped clerk.
You must combine several items to construct an adequate disguise and gain access to the motorbike. First, return to the museum and swipe the red cap from the lost-and-found box. You couldn't do this in the previous time blocks, but Gabriel knows he needs it now and has little trouble stealing the hat from the box. With the red hat in hand, head to the church.
Look at the Abbe's house and notice him watering his plants with a spray bottle. Wait for the Abbe to move back into his house and grab the spray bottle...
When you emerge on the new street, you'll spot a black cat in the corner. Move
Gabriel up to the cat and use the verb menu to examine and pet the cat.
The cat dashes into a small opening into an old shed. Examine the hole that the cat entered. Open up your inventory and pick up the piece of masking tape (if you failed to get the tape from Gabriel's hotel room, return there and open the dresser to get the masking tape). Use the masking tape on the shed door hole.
Walk back from the shed and notice the cat is now on a ledge. You can attempt to pet or grab the cat, but Gabriel can't because the feline is just too high. Here's where the spray bottle comes in. Select your inventory and pick up the spray bottle. Use the spray bottle on the cat, and he'll leap down and run, again, through the small opening into the shed. When he runs through the hole, he left some hair on the piece of masking tape you placed on the hole. Pick up the masking tape, and you'll gain black fur in your inventory.
Return to the hotel now and collect any items you missed the first time around that are vital to the disguise. These include the black marker from the hotel desk (just make sure Jean is wandering around), a piece of candy from the table near the lounge, and a packet of syrup from the dining room.
Head upstairs and knock on Mosely's door (room 33). He'll let you inside. If you want a hint about what to do with the candy, you can offer Mosely the candy, which he'll gladly take and consume quickly. Also, talk with Mosely about his passport, the key to solving the disguise puzzle. If you give Mosely the piece of candy, you must return downstairs and grab another one.
Locate the painting over the table depicting the street scene. Use the piece of candy from your inventory and place it on the table. Head down either staircase into the lobby. Look to the left of Jean's front desk and spot the room buzzers. Examine the buzzers and press the one for room 33, Mosely's room. This will buzz Mosely down to the front desk, but he'll become sidetracked by that yummy piece of candy you left for him.
Ascend the stairs on the right side, so you're on the opposite side of Gabriel's room entrance. Follow the camera around to Mosely's room and watch him exit and walk to the table with the piece of candy. Mosely will bend over and grab the candy, gobbling it up like before. Walk Gabriel over just behind Mosely and use the mouse cursor on Mosely or his passport to pickpocket him and swipe the passport.
As soon as you've got the passport, quickly head to Mosely's room 33 and enter it. Nab his gold coat on the coat rack by using the verb menu while the mouse is over the coat. Place the coat in your inventory and exit Mosely's room.
This sequence could take a few tries to get everything right, but you can repeat the process as many times as necessary to secure the necessary items: the passport and gold coat. Just use more candy and keep pressing that buzzer.
Open your inventory now; make sure you have the black marker and syrup. Grab the black marker and use it on Mosely's passport to make a mustache. Next, grab the black fur from the cat and use it on the syrup to make a black mustache. Finally, use the red hat on the mustache and then on the gold coat to complete your Mosely disguise.
With your disguise ready, return to the moped rental shop.
you should do these more often. this was great!
This is really weird, I was also watching Penn and Teller. Could we have possibly been watching it at the same time. I feel so much closer to you now..
I fucking love cr1t. He's so honest and adorable.
This is the greatest pizza of all time
All Time
jesus fucking christ man get your shit together
_Fucking Hell Alex_, get it right! Jesus.
I like all his videos I watch so when I go back through his channel I know which ones I've already seen
i like the edited video format better, but this was still entertaining and educational
Mid way through my mom walked in and i switched to porn because the title was easier to explain.
"The Dick, The Cheese, and The Rope"
...
You couldn't have just said it was some guy playing a shitty game?
hilarious and original.
Mid way through reading this comment I switched to 9gag because it was more original than this comment.
I'd like to thank all my fans for supporting my internet humor!
Hey, Cr1tiKaL. Thanks for uploading this the minute I look at my feed, bby. This is gonna be a good series.
At 6:03 I was like "Eye-Brawl has certainly got some unique cosmetic surgery. :B"
This was an interesting concept, you should do more!
Really looking forward to the speed run.
I have no idea why I am subscribed to this channel but I'm glad I am.
I am sufficiently tingled cr1t, good job
This was so..intimate...
You know - I have to say, cr1t has the most supportive fanbase out there. Every one of his videos have massive support, and every new thing you do is widely accepted. It's great to be part of that!
11:05 is my new ringtone
Thank you for being real. No edits, no bullshit.
Early af
His channel should be renamed as try not to laugh. I would always lose
I would win every video
10 minute tingler my beloved, I miss you
god this channel makes me happy
11 seconds in and I already liked it. That's a record.
Ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic. But scream! Scream for your lives! The Tingler is loose in this theater!
Came For The Tingler, stayed for the Albedo
This video did make me tingle but at certain moments I experienced an unpleasant "tangle" this "tangle" wriggled in my toes in searing pain.
My iphone is also a stationary alarm/stopwatch/calendar. Nice paperweight too.
Raw, unfiltered, moist
Oh man I wish you would do 10 minute tingler still. This is so hilarious
but what if i do not want to see videos similar to this one
Then you are a lost soul.
TheBrutalSledgehammer help me find my way father.
This is great, I hope you make more of these unedited videos! :)
"I already know all the controls."
LIES!!!!
I miss these.
"Do something not lady like." 10 seconds in and I'm already laughing
I'm pumped for this series
You should play X-17, trust me, it's freaking hilarious
this should be like a regular thing you do, i really like it
"You can't run away from me mouse, I can see the future with this thing"
We need more of this!
this was actually rlly relaxing i wish u would actually stream games on twitch or somethin omg pls
my steel nipples were tingling the whole time.
More of this, yes.
I bet Cr1tikal's favorite Christmas movie is Jingle All the Way with TurboMan.
Thanks for introducing me to Penn & Teller's "Fool Us", daddy.
I Loved this! Keep doing these, dude
this was great, im ready for a livestream!!!
2:20 I see Critical is also a fan of The Departed.
Tbh I think I like his videos more when he doesn't edit them. Gives it that nostalgic cr1t feel.
This was great.
More 10 Minutes Tinglers please? Nice to watch Vintage Cr1TiKaL gameplay: no edits, not cuts, all nipples.
the fucking recorder im dying. never stop being yourself dude. never stop.
I definitely want to see videos similar to this one
These should have an intro that plays Old Dirty Bastards' Shimmy Shimmy Ya from the Luke Cage trailer.
love this guy
Holy shit, the genesis of Let's Plays on Cr1tikal's channel. We're witnessing the start of something great here folks.
i crave more of the tingle for my daily survival
I wanna see longer gameplays and make them live!!
I was really interested to learn that you were (truthfully) watching Penn & Teller's Fool Us
My member is ready to be tingled for 10 minutes.
this is the greatest 10 minute speedrun of all time
who else is in the i found this a few days later in my subscriptions squad?
2 rooms in 10 minutes: this is GameGrumps level of skill
beautiful
I am glad you observed that tube
We're Fuckin' COOKIN' Now
awesome brave idea ! love your videos!
love the commentary
Ah of course, those faithful 10 minutes.
just over 10 mins..i know what you're upto" Larry"
You are truly the man
That alarm triggers me, that is what I use to wake up for work
This video was so earthy, it had a very natural fragrance. If this video was an incense it would be Earthy Pine, and i would buy 10.
Oh fuck yes this is the kind of content I've been waiting for
23 seconds in and I'm already laughing like an idiot XD