Battling Police Tyranny & Bootlickers in the Snow

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    Maidstone Police Station

КОМЕНТАРІ • 213

  • @Ubique2927
    @Ubique2927 8 місяців тому +42

    After Couzens and Carrick refusal to ID must be an instant sacking offence.

    • @classixgamer5922
      @classixgamer5922 2 місяці тому +1

      every time they dont ID u should just call them a wayne cuuzens

  • @johnscott4693
    @johnscott4693 8 місяців тому +62

    Failure to ID, lying and barking orders…. His INSPECTOR must be so proud of his professionalism.

    • @davidwright-p9v
      @davidwright-p9v 8 місяців тому

      they`re probably drinking partners...always complain to area head quarters

    • @mathew8581
      @mathew8581 8 місяців тому +13

      Probably trained him

  • @geoffreythomas-cs1sk
    @geoffreythomas-cs1sk 8 місяців тому +39

    AROGANT IGNORANT OFFICER.
    IF HE CANT OBYE THE POLICY THEN IT FOLLOWS HE WONT FOLLOW THE LAW.!!
    GOD HELP US.

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 8 місяців тому +35

    16K a brilliant and much deserved start to the New Year! Congratulations!!😊

    • @adrianbrowne7874
      @adrianbrowne7874 8 місяців тому +2

      Yes definitely all good! And thankyou Absolute Audits!!

  • @mathew8581
    @mathew8581 8 місяців тому +31

    Good answering questions with a question, nearly as good as being silent, it blows their little minds

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 8 місяців тому +3

      It’s even better when they flip the script. Preempt what they’re going to say and ask them the exact same silly questions. Starting with ‘Have I dealt with you before?’

    • @tornagawn
      @tornagawn 8 місяців тому

      Camping? Loitering within tent!

  • @JamesGamby
    @JamesGamby 8 місяців тому +23

    They just can’t help themselves given a cowboy outfit for Christmas hat taser and handcuffs attitude comes with time No life experience just mummy little soldier the public have got to look forward to twenty five years plus of this sort of behaviour sadly.The decline in standards of policing is abysmal and again I say we the Brits will require translators when coming into contact with this rabble .What a poor state of affairs Thanks to our leadership’s Blair and colleagues the sod you I’m all right Jack party.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому

      We need translators and a mental health professional, because a lot of these modern cops are close to certifiable. 😮

  • @stephenhunt8389
    @stephenhunt8389 8 місяців тому +27

    Nicely played. Thanks for exposing Plod. Best of luck with the channel.

  • @jeremypaulfoott1049
    @jeremypaulfoott1049 8 місяців тому +10

    loitering?????? i thought that was disbanded years ago, perhaps she not kept up to date with the law!!!

  • @davidwright-p9v
    @davidwright-p9v 8 місяців тому +7

    don`t complain about a `cuntstable` to local station...always complain to police area headquarters..they don`t like it.

  • @adrintait4660
    @adrintait4660 8 місяців тому +26

    Melanie was pathetic as was 12453. Great audit.

    • @geoffbreen2386
      @geoffbreen2386 8 місяців тому +2

      Melon....eeeeee.

    • @simonleeofficial
      @simonleeofficial 8 місяців тому

      Melanie was quite nice, she is probably wondering about the keypads now.

    • @geoffbreen2386
      @geoffbreen2386 8 місяців тому +1

      @@simonleeofficial Saying she was nice is a stretch. She may be wondering about all those keypads. I'm wondering about her.

    • @GampyBamblor
      @GampyBamblor 8 місяців тому +1

      12453 def has some skeletons buried about, probably down the common

  • @connect4glyn
    @connect4glyn 8 місяців тому +16

    Hahaha , that was brilliant how you asked Mel a question everytime she asked you one .

  • @GampyBamblor
    @GampyBamblor 8 місяців тому +9

    "Im not gonna argue with you" is used by most of these enemy combantants when they are in the wrong

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому

      They always leave off the last line of that.
      "I'm not going to argue with you," and the missing line is" because I know I'll lose"........

    • @FoxtrotOscarAudits
      @FoxtrotOscarAudits 7 місяців тому

      "I'm not going to argue with you"... "because you're ill-equipped to do so."

  • @smeehere
    @smeehere 8 місяців тому +5

    Your camera is not as wobbly as Melanie's posterior as she walked away

  • @michaelenglish2066
    @michaelenglish2066 8 місяців тому +7

    that diet coke iant working lol ..its fattie arbuckel

  • @bikeelectric4821
    @bikeelectric4821 8 місяців тому +8

    4:35 "we beat officers" yikes, that's what I want to do some times, oh, maybe he meant "we are beat-officers"

  • @iainsloan270
    @iainsloan270 8 місяців тому +5

    Melanie a rude Karen

  • @johngrice2246
    @johngrice2246 8 місяців тому +7

    I think i be reporting to my local police station to tell them my plans for the day , I DO NOT THINK

  • @troublemakers1477
    @troublemakers1477 8 місяців тому +16

    Never trust a cop with a quiff.

  • @bikeelectric4821
    @bikeelectric4821 8 місяців тому +7

    "that must have been ages ago" 21:25 how does that leather taste?

  • @geoffbreen2386
    @geoffbreen2386 8 місяців тому +5

    At 10.50, what on earth is this?
    Its a seed head of the Clematis(botanical name) vine growing there. I don't know a common name for it.
    You'll notice the bare stems having dropped its leaves for winter.

  • @MostlyLoveOfMusic
    @MostlyLoveOfMusic 8 місяців тому +7

    You've seen DJ's keyrings and you've bettered him with a lanyard! Hopefully AB will consider giving out fridge magnets!

  • @hardysdi
    @hardysdi 8 місяців тому +9

    Well done😊

  • @LorrieLogan
    @LorrieLogan 8 місяців тому +30

    Congratulations on your climbing Subscribers numbers. It is so annoying when auditors are accused of “ loitering “……loitering sounds so menacing. Best Absolute in the New Year !

    • @smeehere
      @smeehere 8 місяців тому +1

      Emotive language justifying the narrative .
      Sounds like I have a psychologist background but I just made that up

    • @idaslpdhr
      @idaslpdhr 8 місяців тому +1

      No such thing as Loitering

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 8 місяців тому +4

    BOOM CRASH....12453 certainly set himself up for his massive fall. More gang badges on display here, even 15851 has one!

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother 8 місяців тому +11

    Great Audit . some very interesting interactions and insights . FYI the plant you were enquiring about is Old man's beard or 'traveller's joy' - Clematis vitalba.

  • @ronniehaworth4669
    @ronniehaworth4669 8 місяців тому +9

    SO THAT IS KENTS ANSWER TO POLICING (MAY THE LORD MAKE US TRULY THANKFULL).

  • @BudgieFan101
    @BudgieFan101 8 місяців тому +3

    "You know and I know and we all know you can film". Then what's the point of you stopping.

  • @atitnac598
    @atitnac598 2 місяці тому +1

    Isn't talking on a radio just the same as talking on a phone then ?????😡😡😡😡😡

  • @czroer6031
    @czroer6031 8 місяців тому +4

    Why cut the magistrate video

  • @silentwitness247
    @silentwitness247 8 місяців тому +5

    Melanie has no manners - she just walked away without saying ‘thank you’ or ‘good bye’. So unprofessional. So impolite. This problem seems to be endemic. Typical.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому +1

      When they just walk off , a good response is "bye ----- I'm missing you already".( They're not brave enough to re-engage for a second bout).......

    • @silentwitness247
      @silentwitness247 8 місяців тому

      @@ianhill4585 Yes. And when they they trot out the well-worn saying, ‘Havre a nice day’, that they have learnt from watching too many American cop shows, I would say, ‘I was until I met you!’. It might make them think about their approach - but I doubt they’d think about anything apart from booking people!

  • @schwantzrossi1266
    @schwantzrossi1266 8 місяців тому +7

    Why did Melanie have jeans on from 1982? Its not 1982 is it?

    • @WideOldDan
      @WideOldDan 8 місяців тому +1

      Last I checked it was 2006, hope this helps

    • @Bob10009
      @Bob10009 8 місяців тому +1

      The 80s is back in fashion. Do try to keep up 😂

  • @dogpound7162
    @dogpound7162 8 місяців тому +5

    Oxford dictionary....stand or wait around without apparent purpose, similar...linger potter wait, dawdle, what a wonderful offence... dawdling...very erm...poetic!

  • @justinformed7367
    @justinformed7367 8 місяців тому +5

    I think police shoulder numbers are like car number plates, they are public information designed to identify cops for any purpose, & by anybody.

  • @Furzeparkuk
    @Furzeparkuk 8 місяців тому +7

    Police station closed until January 9th. Remember when police stations were always open 24/7? To serve the public? Who exactly do they serve now?

    • @idaslpdhr
      @idaslpdhr 8 місяців тому +3

      Themselves

  • @nigelelson2823
    @nigelelson2823 8 місяців тому +6

    12463 is a muppet

  • @ProblematicTube
    @ProblematicTube 8 місяців тому +4

    You are my favourite audit channel. Love it, answering their questions with questions. You remain so calm, totally coherent and totally standing your ground. It's hard to do.

  • @wolvoman1
    @wolvoman1 8 місяців тому +2

    PC 12453 the seat belt laws also apply to YOU !! when entering onto the highway
    And since 12453 engaged with you giving directives, it clearly does have something to do with you

  • @howardelder4411
    @howardelder4411 8 місяців тому +7

    Did he have a seat belt on 🙄

    • @iandudley2339
      @iandudley2339 8 місяців тому +1

      I dont think he did

    • @adiohead
      @adiohead 8 місяців тому

      Police don't have to.

  • @vanishingpoint808
    @vanishingpoint808 8 місяців тому +3

    4.25 "whats your plans for the rest of the day"
    I'd have been straight in with, "sorry, I'm not looking to date"
    6.45 -and thats the new response to every Police question "it dosen't matter"
    13.23 -No issue with staff using the vehicle gate, but a member of the public is not allowed to stand near it...

  • @paulah7533
    @paulah7533 8 місяців тому +2

    Little boy going to cry 12453 😢😢. Terror gang flag. He going to be tell his mummy.

  • @peterk3227
    @peterk3227 2 місяці тому +1

    Uh oh citizen at the gate call the SWAT team.

  • @paulwhittaker5195
    @paulwhittaker5195 8 місяців тому +4

    4-15 "what you up to" more to the point what is your colleague upto, playing on his phone. He even admits he's not going to a job, so is it a game he's on.

  • @jiggermast
    @jiggermast 8 місяців тому +4

    Good audit AA, shame the elderly copper with attitude preferred tp flout his policies & chose not to identify as is his his job as a public servant, although he probably prefers 'Crown lickspittle.'

  • @AD-53
    @AD-53 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm not going to argue with you
    No just lie about filming and expect me to believe your lies

  • @markossmith8786
    @markossmith8786 8 місяців тому +3

    Superbly handled.

  • @jonburgess3614
    @jonburgess3614 8 місяців тому +4

    First officer did OK. Second officer 14181 made a fool of herself, she needs to spruce up on her interpersonal skills. Third officer should read the Highway Code he is responsible to safeguard pedestrians and giveaway to them. Refusing to provide his collar number is very concerning. Didn’t that raping murdering Wayne Couzens start his career with Kent Police ? Fourth officer needs to get the black ISIS gang badge off his uniform as it is against police regulations. Kent police have a lot to learn.

  • @johnmay7675
    @johnmay7675 8 місяців тому +4

    Malanie gave up, she went back to her office and resigned 😂

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad 8 місяців тому +2

      She found out that her authoritah had no effect and her whole reason for existing disappeared.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому +1

      But someone asked her to put the kettle on, so she found a reason to struggle on with life......
      Whateva gets you through........

  • @thepagan5432
    @thepagan5432 8 місяців тому +6

    I'm approaching my 69 birthday, I've seen a few changes with coppers and the law. One day, around 1975 I had two physical fights with 2 different coppers, they started each time, both lied in court and I was sent to prison for 6 months, but my lawyer got me out after 6 days on leave to appeal. 18 months later in Crown Court, the police lost the case and I was free, but the coppers were annoyed. They tried time after time to stitch me up, resulting in me getting a job 200 miles away. Within 2 weeks the coppers had gone to my parents with an arrest warrant for me, for murder, I kid you not. The fact I had witnesses got the farce kicked into touch. Coppers can be vindictive and childish if the courts don't agree with their games.

    • @idaslpdhr
      @idaslpdhr 8 місяців тому +4

      My Old dad told me when I was little NEVER talk to coppers NEVER call coppers and NEVER help coppers, stood me in good stead

    • @davidsmith5523
      @davidsmith5523 3 місяці тому

      Oh Melanie you are very poor at intimidation. But you did try.

  • @colinmacfarlane6838
    @colinmacfarlane6838 7 місяців тому +1

    Good audit ....next watch Yardley ski at charing cross police station 😂

  • @lolitapitpong3826
    @lolitapitpong3826 8 місяців тому +4

    Is it illegal to direct sordid comments to a copper? Is sordidity illegal?

    • @movarvo1217
      @movarvo1217 8 місяців тому

      Brilliant word goes bothways😊

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому

      If it's a sharp sord used in a sordidty way, it could be seen as a lethal weapon.😅

  • @Khgjrb
    @Khgjrb 8 місяців тому +2

    Congratulations on your 100 videos!

  • @nomore6939
    @nomore6939 8 місяців тому +2

    Maidstone used to be a lovely town that people would come from miles to shop in ... now it looks like a complete shitehole

    • @manofkentcatapultsgunsando5069
      @manofkentcatapultsgunsando5069 8 місяців тому +3

      It is because lewisham and tower hamlets have moved all there overspill into the town , now it's like uganda

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому +1

      And high streets are dying all over the country,due to the rise in internet shopping. Even food shopping comes in the back of a van now.

  • @image-i-nation-photography
    @image-i-nation-photography 8 місяців тому +2

    Loitering 😂😂😂

  • @goldfish66100
    @goldfish66100 8 місяців тому +3

    PLANT .Old Mans Beard sir

  • @svenpoletka5236
    @svenpoletka5236 8 місяців тому +1

    Cops should know better than to keep loitering on the clock and blocking emergency traffic when being kindly told to move along.

  • @czroer6031
    @czroer6031 8 місяців тому +3

    Are magistrate exempt from being filmed

  • @sandervandoorn6671
    @sandervandoorn6671 8 місяців тому +2

    Poor Melanie rude she what to know all here Madson is a big clown

  • @capabilitybrown2323
    @capabilitybrown2323 2 місяці тому

    Police shoulder numbers, are the odd numbers issued to the trans constables?😋

  • @pigswillbepigs
    @pigswillbepigs 8 місяців тому +5

    Them gang badges are getting bigger, guess the making them bigger to match their ego.

  • @ianhill4585
    @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому +1

    "We're beat cops ,we dont answer 999 calls" well isn't that comforting!?
    Is that like the PCSO in the marked car a while back refusing to deal with a crime?
    Melanie was a bundle of joy wasn't she? And her sooo clever interrogation tactics failed quite badly. 🧐

  • @christineayres7199
    @christineayres7199 8 місяців тому

    That Thin Blue Line Badge should not be allowed its bad enough that the Union Jack has been turned Black and White , It should be Red White and Blue but i guess they don't want to offend their new overlords from Saudi Arabia and other Islamic lands haha

  • @gazzcat4849
    @gazzcat4849 8 місяців тому +6

    Nice one, AA. Cool, calm, collected. Good video.

  • @rokketron
    @rokketron 8 місяців тому

    Should've shown the stupid magistrate.

  • @SSHHABBA
    @SSHHABBA 8 місяців тому +2

    Was on the news last night Kent got loads of officers under investigation along with Essex etc

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому

      I'm sure Kent police was manufacturing false claims to arrest people a while back, just so they could fingerprint them for their data base. Then de arresting them. I think the "dabs" were ordered destroyed ---- ( or were they)? 🤔

  • @mazA5568
    @mazA5568 8 місяців тому

    These lot are worse 16 month on under mark rowley he said he will fire them since Nolan report they are worse under his tenure

  • @davidsmith5523
    @davidsmith5523 3 місяці тому

    Oh Melanie you are very poor at intimidation. But you did try.

  • @ianleonard2983
    @ianleonard2983 Місяць тому

    Police drivers have a dutyof care !!!!

  • @mazA5568
    @mazA5568 8 місяців тому

    Loitering wow rude cop again as if public have no rights to breath

  • @classixgamer5922
    @classixgamer5922 2 місяці тому

    remember this as its important they dress up like clowns and then by doing so the law doesnt apply

  • @Monsoon-sd6vr
    @Monsoon-sd6vr 8 місяців тому

    Why so confrontational ? Let them make the mistakes !!

  • @milleniumsaucer8978
    @milleniumsaucer8978 8 місяців тому +1

    The last lovely building is a registry office...for marriages. Maidstone is a nice town, my partner used to live there. The river is a very nice walk northward, That primark guy, tool ! Been watching you from the start, your videos are always interesting and like your wit.

  • @TheGrimReaper1
    @TheGrimReaper1 8 місяців тому +1

    Loitering with intent, with intent to film.

  • @plug4uk696
    @plug4uk696 8 місяців тому +3

    AA Congratulations on reaching your 100th audit, and a Happy New Year mate ;-)
    So a copper has a go at you for standing by the bins and tries to make something out of nothing but some bimbo Magistrate leaves its vehicle in a DANGEROUS position and nothings done about it..!! One hundred rules for us and NO rules for them 🤬🤬
    p.s. Some people 21:33 put too much LARD in their Chips and then go out into public 😱
    p.p.s. Kent has got some Beautiful old buildings I must say 👍👍

  • @ianhill4585
    @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому

    That paving looks newish at 21.00 ish.

  • @paulp5799
    @paulp5799 8 місяців тому +2

    I was in this video 📽️

  • @GampyBamblor
    @GampyBamblor 8 місяців тому

    12453 about to go down some alley with a young lad.....what a surprise

  • @keith-xq4ds
    @keith-xq4ds 5 місяців тому

    Let them dig there own hole say nothin silence is golden they hate it 😅

  • @louiseburnett5795
    @louiseburnett5795 8 місяців тому +1

    GIVING THE LEGAL TITLE NAME IS CONTRACT ( JOINDER ) & NOT YOUR'S TO USE IT'S CROWN PROPERTY: CONNOLLY VS RICE 1966

  • @blobrana8515
    @blobrana8515 8 місяців тому +4

    Unprofessionalism need to be reported to IPCO.

  • @Leroyy536
    @Leroyy536 8 місяців тому +1

    Bet Melanie won’t be wearing them kecks again

  • @pedrosanchezgonzalez8693
    @pedrosanchezgonzalez8693 8 місяців тому +1

    Yeah pretty useless only wen come to the very powerful people they jump to it

  • @MickSparrow-y1j
    @MickSparrow-y1j 8 місяців тому +1

    Only just subscribed,what a great auditor you are

  • @billnewby9082
    @billnewby9082 8 місяців тому +1

    Waddle of shame.

  • @mazA5568
    @mazA5568 8 місяців тому +1

    Well done great vid in aweful weather …

  • @whoshatwat
    @whoshatwat 8 місяців тому +4

    Let’s give the pego with the ego a nickname that his chums can call him that he’ll hate. I’ll start with Burt off the muppets.

  • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
    @DaveThompsonfairlife4all 8 місяців тому

    Do you delete comments?

  • @gordongourlay7423
    @gordongourlay7423 8 місяців тому +2

    Great interaction and video thank 😊

  • @allyup3404
    @allyup3404 8 місяців тому +2

    A great milestone on subs and vids. 👍

  • @sticky170
    @sticky170 8 місяців тому +1

    💯🎉 Congrats mate, keep it up.

  • @debbieinglis143
    @debbieinglis143 8 місяців тому

    Dandruff Dan 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nellyontheland
    @Nellyontheland 8 місяців тому

    That Melanie there, is just like a big fruit!😮

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 8 місяців тому

      I think you're thinking of Sharon... 😅

  • @KentRoads
    @KentRoads 8 місяців тому +1

    congratulations on 100 videos :)

  • @josephthompson1318
    @josephthompson1318 6 місяців тому

    Met, N S E W

  • @idaslpdhr
    @idaslpdhr 8 місяців тому +1

    I bet that's what they say when that ego copper walks into a room .......... 'KENT'

  • @nonenone-vt8cg
    @nonenone-vt8cg 6 місяців тому

    Self abuse leads to public abuse where Kent Police are concerned. Boxing gloves should be part of ubiform issue.

  • @Aurora-uq5hm
    @Aurora-uq5hm 8 місяців тому

    GROUND NOT FLOOR!! YOU WALK ON THE GROUND OUTDOORS!! FLOORS ARE IN BUILDINGS!! 89% OF PEOPLE CALL THE GROUND THE FLOOR!!🙂

  • @AndyPandy007
    @AndyPandy007 8 місяців тому

    Wpc's are sadly always the worst

  • @SteveTablet
    @SteveTablet 8 місяців тому

    There is ZERO restriction on filming that "Magistrate" on the street, NONE. Bring it on.

  • @mikespikeey4625
    @mikespikeey4625 8 місяців тому

    U ASKED CAN I HELP YOU ,THEN WHY DOES THAT MATTER THEN WHY U ASKING HIS NAME DOES THAT MATTER ..THAT FLUFFY STUFF IS OUT OF THAT COPPER HEAD -

  • @josephthompson1318
    @josephthompson1318 6 місяців тому

    9999