Ranking the Primarchs

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  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 11 місяців тому +6532

    vulkan: “counterpoint, i have a loving father, a loving mother, a loving family, my marines love me (probably), we burn our enemies alive, i have the n-word pass, i wield a warhammer in the warhammer 40k universe and i literally cannot die.”

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  11 місяців тому +928

      Sounds like a total chad to me

    • @redlighter516
      @redlighter516 10 місяців тому +227

      @@shawngamier5297 EVEN BETTER

    • @Niwona112
      @Niwona112 10 місяців тому

      Also vulkan: die knife eared bitches!

    • @yeng1855
      @yeng1855 10 місяців тому

      VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP*

    • @BelugaChonky
      @BelugaChonky 10 місяців тому +74

      ​@@shawngamier5297ahhhhhh we don't talk about that

  • @Its_Cannon
    @Its_Cannon Рік тому +6249

    I like how, across the entire fandom, Vulkan is always depicted the same, the absolute best.
    *FOR THE EMPERWAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH*

  • @thecore8605
    @thecore8605 Рік тому +3218

    The Vulkan rating is all i needed of this random short

    • @MKx2_05
      @MKx2_05 10 місяців тому +10

      did you .really
      cmon man stop playing with me

    • @TheJentok
      @TheJentok 7 місяців тому +13

      For me it was ferrus Manus 😂

    • @dagemdrof1043
      @dagemdrof1043 6 місяців тому +6

      I feel you bro

    • @spookyboob5611
      @spookyboob5611 6 місяців тому +21

      "Its is also a hammer" is the rawest thing a primarch has ever done and will ever do

    • @trysthanhaye3912
      @trysthanhaye3912 5 місяців тому +1

      Très bonne vidéo mais pas d'accord avec tout t'ai choix ??

  • @Saltier
    @Saltier 10 місяців тому +2825

    Alpharius going behind Alpharius' back with Alpharius to betray Alpharius on a mission where they were sent to wipe imperial records of Alpharius.

    • @aperson7511
      @aperson7511 9 місяців тому +153

      Are you alpharuis iam alpharius

    • @omicronrho9951
      @omicronrho9951 7 місяців тому +102

      Classic alpharius

    • @EnclaveMajorJohn
      @EnclaveMajorJohn 7 місяців тому +59

      No I’m alpharius

    • @jameselliott216
      @jameselliott216 7 місяців тому +46

      I am TOTALLY not Alpharius. Everyone is LYING on me! Every. Last. One.

    • @Makar_Shustriy
      @Makar_Shustriy 6 місяців тому +22

      Гидра Доминатус, брат Альфарий!
      Перекат, перекат, перекат...

  • @jacobmarley285
    @jacobmarley285 11 місяців тому +2013

    Poor Sanguinius did not deserve this

  • @dedotrongames6402
    @dedotrongames6402 10 місяців тому +1385

    Vulkan.
    He's based.
    That's all there is to say.

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 9 місяців тому +3

      Loving people isn't based.

    • @wildog1094
      @wildog1094 6 місяців тому +32

      Said a person who isn't based

    • @thecat293
      @thecat293 6 місяців тому +43

      To use your powers to help others instead of controlling others, is the peak of based. W for Vulkan

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 6 місяців тому +1

      @@thecat293 Humanitarian L.
      People are retarded and need to be guided through fear.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 6 місяців тому +41

      ​@@cornixdemetrius7883Loving others, bringing life and prosperity to things around you, and being affectionate to those who love you... while being a dreadnought of pure unyeilding power and wrath is THE MOST based thing.

  • @Thisguyisright
    @Thisguyisright 9 місяців тому +1637

    I will not take this Rogal Dorn slander. You. Me. The sandbox at dawn. We’re building forts.😡

  • @ethanmitchell7479
    @ethanmitchell7479 9 місяців тому +762

    I swear Jaghatai is just slaughtering his way through some horde in the webway man is a beast

    • @lavatun
      @lavatun 7 місяців тому +9

      Al'akgeh..

    • @dersuddeutschesumpf5444
      @dersuddeutschesumpf5444 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@lavatun Go away

    • @lavatun
      @lavatun 6 місяців тому

      @@dersuddeutschesumpf5444 no..

    • @dumbidea1007
      @dumbidea1007 6 місяців тому +12

      Best primarch

    • @tcw_6609
      @tcw_6609 6 місяців тому

      @@user-kz9zi7rv9p Jaghatai feeds on the fear of the Xenos Filth

  • @BestCupid
    @BestCupid 4 місяці тому +157

    Konrad just having homelander crazy laughing is actually the funniest shit to me

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 Рік тому +1537

    I really want Clonegrim to escape from Trazyn's museum and permakill Snek Fulgrim

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  Рік тому +281

      The bile books are good, but damning best fulgrim for absolutely nothing basically is complete bs. 100% agree.

    • @DDespicable
      @DDespicable Рік тому +55

      Ok I'm confused cus I think I keep hearing different things. Was fulgrim replaced with a corrupt clone? Or did real fulgrim fall to chaos but a clone exist that's much closer to his former paragon self?

    • @qdshuck
      @qdshuck Рік тому +162

      @@DDespicable Okay so basically the real fulgrim got turned into a demon but 10k years later a guy from the emps children made a perfect clone of fulgrim that's loyal to big e and the clone got taken by trazyn

    • @DDespicable
      @DDespicable Рік тому +7

      @Enclavevet ok so no guarantee he's as nice as the old fulgrim?

    • @qdshuck
      @qdshuck Рік тому +111

      @@DDespicable No he was a clone of pre-heresy fulgrim with absolutely no chaos taint to speak of

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 6 місяців тому +443

    The second I saw the simping for perty I knew where Dorn was gonna stand 😔

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 6 місяців тому +40

      As it should be. I am glad more people are seeing the truth.

    • @afriendlycadian9857
      @afriendlycadian9857 6 місяців тому +52

      As much as dorn is cool and I love him, IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT

    • @IonicSarge
      @IonicSarge 6 місяців тому +11

      Because my boy Perty is superior to Dorn in every way!

    • @frking100
      @frking100 5 місяців тому +52

      ​@IonicSarge Perty, more like petty, dude couldn't break terra despite outnumbering the loyalist. Proved dorn right too. Petty dint break terra despite having more manpower and literal demons on his side, dorn almost broke the iron cage and once girlyman showed up petty had to dip.

    • @tylermcroy6720
      @tylermcroy6720 5 місяців тому +15

      ​@frking100 Dorn also went into it without a plan and little preparation and still almost took it. Despite heavy casualties.

  • @deep_cover1879
    @deep_cover1879 Рік тому +880

    i hated it but you redeemed everything with Vulcan's rating.

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  Рік тому +230

      no one beats vulkan in chadness.

    • @wheelcha1rman2
      @wheelcha1rman2 Рік тому +35

      ​@@teuton_ the giga-est of gigachads.

    • @DeadBattleBrother15
      @DeadBattleBrother15 Рік тому +65

      "People knee to you because they fear you, people knee to us because they respect us. We are not the same"
      - Chad Salamander in Nocturne

    • @TheLastComa
      @TheLastComa Рік тому +8

      Even Chaos loving freaks know Vulcans absolute spacegigachadkingstatuseliteboi style

    • @TheChuckfuc
      @TheChuckfuc 9 місяців тому +2

      Sometimes it maybe good sometimes it maybe shit 😂

  • @tstanator
    @tstanator 8 місяців тому +216

    "It is also a hammer."
    And then Vulkan Warhammered Konrad's face in 40,000 times. Trulu a James Workshop moment.

    • @fumanse2070
      @fumanse2070 2 місяці тому +2

      I just had a stroke trying to read this.

    • @justsuzz828
      @justsuzz828 2 місяці тому

      He warhammered everywhere

    • @RuneVolpe
      @RuneVolpe Місяць тому

      @@fumanse2070hello nice pfp

    • @vava7858
      @vava7858 8 днів тому

      Curze talk big about seeing the future why can't he even see future getting pummeled BRUH future sight was wasted on Konrad curze the biggest waste

  • @TheChuckfuc
    @TheChuckfuc 8 місяців тому +406

    I love how everyone gets so defensive of every primarch except for lorgar. 😅

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 6 місяців тому

      Because Word Bearers know he's shit and that's why they love him.

    • @Waaagh40KRed
      @Waaagh40KRed 6 місяців тому +50

      Blame Lorgar for the Heresy

    • @LizardWizard403
      @LizardWizard403 6 місяців тому +32

      Lorgar technically won

    • @energeticdarkliquid
      @energeticdarkliquid 6 місяців тому +51

      ​@@LizardWizard403I love when he has people quoting his own scripture at him tho, forever having to erase his own writings

    • @Azeral.
      @Azeral. 6 місяців тому +30

      Lorgar did like 1 yhing everyone tends to forget: The Imperial Faith is basically a big Copyright from him

  • @paulszymanski2513
    @paulszymanski2513 Рік тому +267

    This mf dissin Russ??!!😂

    • @qevansable
      @qevansable Рік тому +38

      Right!! What is this person problem??!!?😮😮

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 11 місяців тому +90

      As a thousand sons fan, I agree

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 8 місяців тому +39

      Its not dissin if its true😎

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 7 місяців тому +10

      AND DORN???

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 7 місяців тому +61

      ​@@kelakogreenaddict1888it's wild because russ and magnus could've been best of friends if magnus wasn't arrogant and if leeman didn't consider punching each other socializing.

  • @napatsangprasit633
    @napatsangprasit633 Рік тому +227

    Vulkan too good for 40k

  • @IMMA_MINER
    @IMMA_MINER 10 місяців тому +266

    Vulkan is the real Chad

  • @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak
    @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak 11 місяців тому +106

    Angron...is the true mean of....pain😢

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  11 місяців тому +19

      true 😢.

    • @Azeral.
      @Azeral. 6 місяців тому +8

      Angron.... my brother.... theres so many things that could have changed you to be on the loyalist side 😂😭

  • @misterentityyt1704
    @misterentityyt1704 6 місяців тому +49

    As a world eater fan, I can concur that “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Is accurate and acceptable

  • @memyselfandi1300
    @memyselfandi1300 Рік тому +355

    "biggest piece of dog shit" didn't go over my head. I see what you did there.

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  Рік тому +49

      ;)

    • @adman4150
      @adman4150 6 місяців тому

      biggest piece of dog

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 6 місяців тому +7

      Very fitting!

    • @jessea4438
      @jessea4438 2 місяці тому

      Could you explain to the poor and confused 40K newbie? I know he is the Primarch of the Space Wolves who are reminiscent of Vikings, and that's about it :/

    • @skiddle-e-dewyour-mums-a-j8752
      @skiddle-e-dewyour-mums-a-j8752 Місяць тому

      ​@@jessea4438they're furries

  • @omega-xk4gj
    @omega-xk4gj 9 місяців тому +90

    Have you ever noticed the fact that everytime there was a Primarch with moderately decent parents they turned out not fucked up?

    • @williamantcliff129
      @williamantcliff129 6 місяців тому +15

      In the books Pertorabo's adoptive father and sister do actually try pretty hard to treat him like an actual blood relative and go out of their way to be loving towards him, but perty thinks he's only ever being used and manipulated, massive foreshadowing of the emperor using the iron warriors to fight his most brutal campaigns such as the extermination of the Hrud without even acknowledging their sacrifice and his inevitable fall to the ruinous powers, which if you ask me makes his story all the more sad and well written when he returned to Olympia after it's rebellion and killed the only person to ever truly love him in the emperors name

    • @omega-xk4gj
      @omega-xk4gj 6 місяців тому +29

      @@williamantcliff129 Nah Perty isn't an Outlier. If I had a Permanent 24/7 Livestream of Literal Hell on Playback in my Head I'd be fucked up too even if I had Jesus and Allah as Parents

    • @IonicSarge
      @IonicSarge 6 місяців тому +8

      @@williamantcliff129you make a good point about Perty overall but he was constantly tormented by the eye of terror, he could see it at all times and it could see him. Plus he was raised on a planet where every corner and shadow had a blade hidden behind it. It was a world where the moment you let your guard down you were dead. So while his family wasn’t too terrible the amount of anxiety he felt it’s easy to see why he couldn’t accept their praise, he felt like he was being used.

    • @holypaladin4657
      @holypaladin4657 5 місяців тому +3

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@williamantcliff129
      It was a doomed cause from the beginning as other replies have stated… it just makes the whole thing sadder tbh. Dammekos was a fucking tyrant of a city state who was constantly busy and couldn’t show weakness or too much emotion, and also began their relationship with a transaction. The tragedy of it is that he could not open up to Perturabo and/or get him to reciprocate because of his own character and Perturabo’s paranoia and cynicism. Dammekos himself feels bad about this, but he can’t do shit. It’s like dealing with an emo teenager who refuses to take the love at face value, always finding something to get annoyed or pissy about.
      Honestly, Perturabo’s whole life and all of his oftentimes awkward failed relationships with multiple people just makes me feel sorry for everybody involved 😂 he was fucked from the beginning.

    • @drectanbns266
      @drectanbns266 4 місяці тому +1

      @@williamantcliff129 His fall with stangling Calliphone realizing what he did, and holding his sisters body as he watches his planet burn knowing just how badly he fucked up was perfect.

  • @rezaganjizadeh4263
    @rezaganjizadeh4263 10 місяців тому +182

    Me seeing perturabo: I see you're a man of culture

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 7 місяців тому +13

      Best written Primarch in terms of relatability

    • @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
      @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 5 місяців тому +3

      If i had to play chaos iron warriors is where its at for me. Dope paint scheme, perty is tragic and also has bad ass toys, and most of them told chaos to fuck off.

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 7 місяців тому +97

    Even as a Perty fanboy, even I got sad at Sanguinius' death

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 6 місяців тому +23

      Literally every 40k fan from space marines to genestealer cults will tear up over hawkboy

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 6 місяців тому +19

      Sanguinius pretty much got along with all of his brothers pre-heresy

    • @funfungerman8401
      @funfungerman8401 2 місяці тому +1

      dude got along pretty much everyone :( even with necrons (yeah could be a lie and if the primarch in question would be anyone other than sanguinis i would call it cap, but not when sang* is the primarch in question...)@@Maxisamo1

  • @elitegamer9310
    @elitegamer9310 Рік тому +1044

    Horus: *The Emperor's favorite son, who was one of the brightest minds in the Imperium and perhaps the greatest amongst the Primarchs.*
    Also, Horus: *betrayed his father and everything they had built and would build for an infinitely confusing Trickster, an angry couch potato, rule 34, and a sentient trash bag*

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  Рік тому +111

      makes sense to me 😂.

    • @eye-sack6767
      @eye-sack6767 Рік тому +9

      Sixty-ninth like, nice.

    • @iceboundwings6107
      @iceboundwings6107 11 місяців тому +62

      How dare you disrespect father nurgle, he is a sentient trash MOUNTAIN

    • @thebitch9224
      @thebitch9224 10 місяців тому +75

      Horus himself says that Sanguinius was his favorite. To quote:
      But when it came down to it, there were only two legitimate choices, Two favourites, let's not pretend otherwise. Myself, and the only other son who holds a place in my father's affections as signifcant as my own. My angel brother, Sanguinius. He came late, but was perhaps the most beloved. He looks most like my father too, more than me. The features... the tone of his voice...
      He was the only other choice. Can I tell you a secret? He would have been my choice. I love all my brothers, but my love for Sanguinius is particular. I envy him. Does that sound strange? Does that sound weak? Well, I do. I envy him. Would that I had an ounce of his numinous wonder. He is... How can I put it? He is... impossible to hate. Have you met him? You must meet him. He will take your breath away. He is, Mersadie, the only one I would not have resented. Any of us could have been Warmaster. Any of us would have excelled, and we would all have rallied to them without hesitation or question. I had seniority, as first-found, and my achievements spoke for themselves. But had he anointed any of them over me, I would have been secretly insulted.
      Except Sanguinius. If my father had chosen him, I would not have questioned it. Not for a second. I would have rejoiced in his promotion and led the celebration.
      *If my father has a favourite son, Mersadie, it is Sanguinius.*

    • @dudimenthegreat9886
      @dudimenthegreat9886 10 місяців тому +14

      He got corrupted in a lame way too. Like your telling me that one of the best strategists, fighter and leader in humanity would turn to chaos because he got stabbed by some random knife?

  • @Angel-mj2sx
    @Angel-mj2sx Рік тому +158

    Hey man
    I don’t know if you even care but today I showed this video to a five people in a GW store and we all lost our shit laughing at Angron.
    So you basically made a whole store laugh:).

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  11 місяців тому +34

      i do read the comments. glad you guys enjoyed it 👍

    • @Angel-mj2sx
      @Angel-mj2sx 11 місяців тому +7

      @@teuton_ we still still sometimes talk about it

  • @chromaticturtle8657
    @chromaticturtle8657 10 місяців тому +35

    VULKAN LIVES "stomp stomp"

    • @chrisgraham5937
      @chrisgraham5937 3 місяці тому +2

      into the fires of battle unto the anvil of war

  • @Mordikay211
    @Mordikay211 5 місяців тому +17

    Dorn and Russ wants a word with you when they get back.

  • @auroraace6156
    @auroraace6156 6 місяців тому +18

    I love nothing more than the fact that warp Corvus is out there somewhere and thats why Lorgar has been missing for the last 10,000 years hiding somewhere in the warp

    • @Le_S_tmtc
      @Le_S_tmtc Місяць тому

      CAN you e plain what is foins Corvus and why he looks like that pls?

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan 6 місяців тому +11

    Corvus Corvax warp version be looking dope and awesome as a birb.

  • @whoopintootin
    @whoopintootin 11 місяців тому +61

    The more get into the lore the harder 40k memes are hitting.

  • @fishyboy2140
    @fishyboy2140 11 місяців тому +48

    I feel bad for morty. He never wanted to be a demon. He would have been similar to Perty but typhon (currently typhus) sold his legion to nurgle by convincing mortarion that the navigators were all against him and that he would pilot the ship as he was a psycer. Once All the navigators were dead nurgle happened and a few days later typhon became typhus and mortarion was forced to become a demon primarch. Typhus was also the advisor of mortarion so he was way more trustworthy than if some random legion member said that.

    • @Canis_Vulpes
      @Canis_Vulpes 3 місяці тому

      And then when Morty turned into a demon, and realized Typhus treason Nurgle told him to not even think about touching Typhus as he was his favorite, and Typhus was like "lol bitch you were a primarch, now you are just my bitch".

  • @stoneghost6431
    @stoneghost6431 6 місяців тому +31

    Sanguinius, your sons still fight...when will you come back...

    • @scottandrouse3971
      @scottandrouse3971 3 місяці тому +2

      Daddy is in a better place son, we have Dante now

  • @ethanmitchell7479
    @ethanmitchell7479 9 місяців тому +26

    Magnus always makes me conflicted
    They way he fell to Chaos can literally be described as
    “The road to hell is paved with good intentions….”

    • @alphaxbox3728
      @alphaxbox3728 4 місяці тому +1

      Yah, I mean he tried to warn his father of Horus's betrayal. It's just a shame the big emps really didn't talk about the warp or what he was doing.

  • @hans1253
    @hans1253 9 місяців тому +48

    Why is fulgrim so accurate😭

  • @Eleven217
    @Eleven217 Рік тому +84

    Ok pause, the image you used for Daemon Perturabo is fire tho.
    PS: Horus.... what have they done to you my boy. I would've followed you against Big-E but not like thiiis.

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  Рік тому +20

      yes its great art. its from trollfeetwalker on deviantart. i think he has other primarch pictures of that style too.

    • @Idrive69420
      @Idrive69420 11 місяців тому +5

      Daemon peter is just an oversized obliterator now

    • @Jacobp-li9fi
      @Jacobp-li9fi 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@kidneyfailure6461 where's the flesh then I'd say perturabo is a primarch dreadnought

    • @Eleven217
      @Eleven217 10 місяців тому

      @@Jacobp-li9fi This

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Idrive69420 We need a knight-sized perturabo who's an iron-plated obliterator now. None of that weird flesh stuff, just a being of pure firepower and dakka enough to net him some ork groupies

  • @charitybabinec9831
    @charitybabinec9831 Місяць тому +2

    The Leman Russ slander is crazy

  • @K0l0suss
    @K0l0suss 11 місяців тому +32

    I ain't gonna lie, Daemon Purterabo looks cool as fuck

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 6 місяців тому +4

      Well tbh we haven't gotten full confirmation what him and Lorgar fully look like outside of basic written descriptions

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Maxisamo1 Perturabo is supposed to look like the mother of all obliterators right? Or well the father.

  • @jackrasmussen5345
    @jackrasmussen5345 3 місяці тому +5

    The reaction to the Khan is literally everybody who reads ANY of the books he's involved with, he's so damn cool, I can't wait for him to chase Vashtorr out of the Webway on a motorcycle while blasting tunes from The Hu

  • @darthmarr3308
    @darthmarr3308 10 місяців тому +43

    I think that everyone no matter what side of the coin you're on can all agree that Sanguinius deserved better than the end he got.

    • @fmbrown8566
      @fmbrown8566 9 місяців тому +8

      No, I like his end. He didn’t try to change it, he did everything he could to help despite knowing he would die, he didn’t flee from his destiny he took it head on. Siege of terra series really brought it out and I loved it

    • @acro5271
      @acro5271 6 місяців тому +5

      @@fmbrown8566 last book: look how they massacred my boy

    • @fmbrown8566
      @fmbrown8566 6 місяців тому

      @@acro5271 don’t do me like this imma bout to start it 😂

    • @crim1188
      @crim1188 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@fmbrown8566Yeaaaah End and Death really sucked

    • @_the_eversor_lad_
      @_the_eversor_lad_ 2 місяці тому

      ​@@crim1188actually I really liked the way Sangy got absolutely violated

  • @jerandel6910
    @jerandel6910 7 днів тому

    Konrad being nothing but a single unhinged giggle is oddly enough the most perfect reaction to him ever.

  • @viss-kn4iu
    @viss-kn4iu 11 місяців тому +17

    Iron within, Iron without 🫡

  • @dreadqueenpersephone5355
    @dreadqueenpersephone5355 10 місяців тому +15

    personally I think if Perturabo became a demon in any way it would either be akin to the situation of Argel Tal where it's more a binding and symbiosis, either that or he did so through dealings with Vashtorr, the only major Warp entity who will never lie to you or veil their intentions to win one over. Vashtorr is literally so upfront that it makes other Daemons uncomfortable

    • @juliancalero8012
      @juliancalero8012 6 місяців тому +7

      Vashtorr is the kind of daemon to write the *E X A C T* limits of the terms and what happens if you break them and count on you forgetting them because you're not perfect

  • @sebastianfernandez8613
    @sebastianfernandez8613 6 місяців тому +40

    Calling Dorn overrated is criminal. Bro killed Alpharius, beat Fulgrim in a duel, was responsible for the defenses of Terra during the seige and then went to scour the traitors from the galaxy after the seige was lifted.

    • @Cyd99
      @Cyd99 6 місяців тому +11

      NO PITY. NO REMORSE.
      FOR DORN!

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 6 місяців тому +1

      No firm confirmation it was Alpharius, was more likely Omegon or even just an Alpha Legion agent (more likely Omegon though)

    • @Azeral.
      @Azeral. 6 місяців тому +5

      Yes.... however.... did he really kill Alpharius? Cuz for all we know Alpharius was actually Alpharius which Alpharius placed, so he didnt die, so Dorn killed Alpharius and not Alpharius, so Alpharius might still be alive

    • @rambot_14o43
      @rambot_14o43 6 місяців тому +5

      Dorn isn't overrated but some of his feats are stretched by the fans. His "duel" with fulgrim was basically fulgrim monologueing while dorn kept slashing him until he got bored and went for the civilians. Dorn even admits to sanguinius that if fulgrim was serious he would have taken down the wall and ended the siege right there. And let's not talk about what happened after the siege (Iron Cage incident)

    • @nicholasszabo5954
      @nicholasszabo5954 6 місяців тому +5

      >Bro killed Alpharius
      I mean...he killed one of the thousands of dudes claiming to be Alpharius.

  • @thepoliticalgunnut8018
    @thepoliticalgunnut8018 8 місяців тому +16

    Mr Lahey being Magnus's spirit animal is now canon.

  • @Mr_OogaBooga
    @Mr_OogaBooga 5 місяців тому +6

    Lorgar Aurelian is called after the Roman Emperor Aurelian who restored the Roman Empire.
    He does not deserve that name.

  • @salamander342
    @salamander342 11 місяців тому +13

    Korne gave angron a week of peace

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  11 місяців тому +6

      very nice of him

    • @Sasha-ph9uv
      @Sasha-ph9uv 7 місяців тому +8

      That's like the nicest thing he got in his entire existence

  • @ahemsdkareem5449
    @ahemsdkareem5449 Рік тому +33

    Sanguinius 😥😥😢😢😭

    • @bloodangel3636
      @bloodangel3636 Рік тому

      T_T

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm 10 місяців тому +2

      I could've saved him

    • @assassinx-rated1440
      @assassinx-rated1440 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Sam-vz8pmI would’ve been right there with you fending off Horus

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm 9 місяців тому +3

      @@assassinx-rated1440 had we been there we could've beaten horus in record time

    • @assassinx-rated1440
      @assassinx-rated1440 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Sam-vz8pm that SOB f the chaos gods as well

  • @teuton_
    @teuton_  Рік тому +24

    The "Special Ones".

  • @litanyofhate9490
    @litanyofhate9490 6 місяців тому +3

    Black Library: "This is all canon"

  • @LEGIOXIII13
    @LEGIOXIII13 Рік тому +77

    Dorn is not overrated.

    • @Ltanti-furry
      @Ltanti-furry 11 місяців тому +22

      Dorn just likes building stuff, the emperor probably gave him lego's instead of attention

    • @junkdunkster7201
      @junkdunkster7201 10 місяців тому +13

      i beg to differ

    • @im_aleey
      @im_aleey 10 місяців тому +15

      Nah, he is

    • @gasmonkey1000
      @gasmonkey1000 10 місяців тому +4

      Yes he is

    • @miniatureben3558
      @miniatureben3558 10 місяців тому +5

      *"No"*

  • @helloiamcatbug.5702
    @helloiamcatbug.5702 15 днів тому +1

    2 and 11 legions primarchs:
    "We are joking for you?"

  • @mr.ashenfire2624
    @mr.ashenfire2624 9 місяців тому +4

    That cut to Lahey falling down for Daemon Magnu murdered me

  • @noone8331
    @noone8331 11 місяців тому +21

    Ahhh a Roboute enjoyer. Cheers my friend 🍷

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 7 місяців тому +6

      "Noooo we want Russ back why did you bring back the most boring one"
      Tfw any other loyalist besides maybe dorn and MAYBE Lion would run the imperium into the ground or just sit by and do nothing

    • @Salty-Doggy
      @Salty-Doggy 4 місяці тому

      ​ If we're being honest Guilliman was the primarch the imperium needed most when he returned.

  • @reinretter9655
    @reinretter9655 6 місяців тому +4

    Logar: *emotional abuse vicim*
    Demon Logar: *Emotionally stable, metally insane*

    • @snarkyjoe3556
      @snarkyjoe3556 6 місяців тому

      Lorgar didnt deserve the way he was treated. "Father, I've done as you asked, and I've made these worlds 100% loyal. I even made Monarchia a shining city on a hill where they worship you like the god you portray yourself as. Did I do well, father?" Then he's forced to watch as Big E and Roboute slaughter the innocent to make a point, then they have the gall to make him kneel in the ashes and then bury all their victims. Of course he'd snap after that

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 5 місяців тому +1

      Big-E logic. "All gods are evil and would treat you like shit. Let me treat you like shit to prove that I'm right."
      Oh you know Big-E you could just not use a circular argument and not do that.

  • @Kh8ry
    @Kh8ry Місяць тому +1

    The more i get into warhammer lore the more i agree with this short

  • @dr.stronk9857
    @dr.stronk9857 2 місяці тому +1

    More books on Corax need to be made, he’s really cool

  • @handasei7424
    @handasei7424 11 місяців тому +9

    angron so accurate af

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  11 місяців тому +2

      well he isn't called "angron" for nothing.

  • @GodittoC
    @GodittoC 10 місяців тому +8

    This feels like the emperor himself made these

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 7 місяців тому +4

      The Emperor secretly being proud of Perturabo this whole time would be heartbreaking asf

    • @The.Orange.Wizard
      @The.Orange.Wizard 4 місяці тому +1

      If it was it would have skipped over Perturabo entirely.

  • @dovahfett5919
    @dovahfett5919 26 днів тому

    Having insane laughing for daddy Konrad I mean, ahem, Konrad Curze is just perfect

  • @Skrimpinboss
    @Skrimpinboss 13 днів тому

    This video always brings me back to watch the funny edits.

  • @justjack9863
    @justjack9863 4 місяці тому +5

    Even if you hate Sanginius, you have to admit his end was sad

  • @I-am-in-excruciating-pain
    @I-am-in-excruciating-pain 6 місяців тому +3

    Man, the Sanguinis part hits hard now

  • @jta5706
    @jta5706 6 місяців тому +1

    The sanguinius glazing is crazy

  • @browniechann88blackie55
    @browniechann88blackie55 29 днів тому

    The leman bit of the video gets me every time 😂

  • @Palmster
    @Palmster 9 місяців тому +4

    The sangy one really hit home.

  • @npc1172
    @npc1172 11 місяців тому +3

    Bro the angron got me. T1 makes his way into everything

  • @HonoraryTemplar
    @HonoraryTemplar 5 місяців тому +1

    Horus after his phase: “hey guys sorry about that… I brought pizza”

  • @knightsminifoundry
    @knightsminifoundry 24 дні тому +1

    I felt all of the pat bateman reactions

  • @brazilianGuy254
    @brazilianGuy254 Рік тому +6

    You get my subscription in the Vulkan, nice one king.

  • @RichterBelmont2235
    @RichterBelmont2235 6 місяців тому +30

    I can tell you that Rogal Dorn's popularity solely came from his personality in Emperor TTS and not from his canon lore.

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 6 місяців тому +2

      You are goddamn right.

    • @majortughjedi9813
      @majortughjedi9813 2 місяці тому

      For me funny enough I actually liked him because of his lore. His TTS parody Im not too fond of.

    • @jerama
      @jerama Місяць тому

      Rogal Dorn has personality?

  • @X2MHD
    @X2MHD 2 місяці тому +1

    That curze reaction 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kelpie-sb5bi
    @Kelpie-sb5bi 5 місяців тому +4

    Sanguinius died for our sins…

  • @AverageNecronEnthusiast
    @AverageNecronEnthusiast Рік тому +15

    Bro got a beef with Chaos apparently.

    • @RobertsonIsland
      @RobertsonIsland 10 місяців тому +2

      Yet hates Dorn and Russ lol

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 7 місяців тому +1

      ... He said Perturabo was his favourite

    • @Chemtrooper46
      @Chemtrooper46 3 місяці тому +1

      @@discipleofdagon8195and he said daemon perty was bullshit

  • @hammer1349
    @hammer1349 5 місяців тому +2

    Always good to see support for Corax

  • @RetroRuin
    @RetroRuin 2 місяці тому +1

    A wise man said, Judge a man not by which his Warhammer tastes are, but rather, What he thinks of Vulkan and Corvus Corax.

  • @BenOtterson
    @BenOtterson 11 місяців тому +8

    I liked the entire thing, but what made me happy was vulkan

  • @ethanmitchell7479
    @ethanmitchell7479 9 місяців тому +5

    All my homies love Vulkan…..

  • @onlyiamme5095
    @onlyiamme5095 9 днів тому

    Bruh Leman Russ was done dirty here

  • @jerama
    @jerama Місяць тому

    Okay, the Angron one(s) got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SgtSpooky666
    @SgtSpooky666 7 місяців тому +4

    Damn, nobody seems to like my man Mortarion

  • @elliotthaupts8934
    @elliotthaupts8934 Рік тому +10

    Don’t disrespect my boi Konrad like that

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  Рік тому +26

      i think a nervous breakdown is a perfect description of him. Night Lords are very cool regardless.

    • @erdnalickeroftoads2143
      @erdnalickeroftoads2143 Рік тому +5

      Konrad is that one whiny emo child that should have died somewhere in a corner but somehow survived and now is crying about his life constantly

    • @Waaagh40KRed
      @Waaagh40KRed 6 місяців тому +2

      @@erdnalickeroftoads2143In canon, Curze is dead. You must be talking about Corvus Corax.

  • @bagelenjoyer3437
    @bagelenjoyer3437 3 місяці тому +1

    What did leman do to you lmao

  • @EmbyrKhenPyre
    @EmbyrKhenPyre 4 місяці тому +2

    Vulkan is the ultimate chad of Warhammer 40K

  • @Sonof_DRN2004
    @Sonof_DRN2004 11 місяців тому +184

    Rogal Dorn is not overrated as fuck.

    • @mirromarnicco3162
      @mirromarnicco3162 11 місяців тому +57

      He's underrated.

    • @grayfullbuster1242
      @grayfullbuster1242 11 місяців тому +21

      he is, they been the punching bag in almost any plot points currently. black templars are literally the second poster boys. guess what with warhammer going main stream they became overrated quickly by the new fandom. their first armies are Templar over the ultramarine.

    • @mirromarnicco3162
      @mirromarnicco3162 11 місяців тому +6

      @@grayfullbuster1242 Good choice 👍

    • @Sonof_DRN2004
      @Sonof_DRN2004 11 місяців тому +21

      @@grayfullbuster1242 I’m a relatively new player to 40K and I know a lot of new players. None of them have gone Black Templars or Ultramarines. The space marine subfactions I’ve seen new players go for the most are Dark angles and Blood angles. Most people, even new players are bored of the Ultramarines.

    • @grayfullbuster1242
      @grayfullbuster1242 11 місяців тому +2

      @matthewryan6113 then you haven't been around in 8th-9th edition plus with the hel resch video. You can't really say you're new if you don't know it truly or back ago with other edition

  • @bittercad1137
    @bittercad1137 11 місяців тому +10

    The only thing I disagree with is dorn. Other than that damn good list.

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 8 місяців тому

      I agree on Dorn actually, he's just boring, and an autistic douche...like many of his brothers actually.

    • @dumbidea1007
      @dumbidea1007 6 місяців тому

      Ok now think of this without tts in mind ...
      Do you still disagree

    • @bittercad1137
      @bittercad1137 6 місяців тому +1

      @@dumbidea1007 considering the fact that he bodied Alpharius, and has come the closest to killing Fulgrim. And is pretty much the sole reason that the traitors didn’t win the siege of Terra.
      Yes man carried the loyalist on his back.

    • @dumbidea1007
      @dumbidea1007 6 місяців тому +1

      @@bittercad1137 The space wolf had no more people’s left after prospero and alpharius fight so they barely did anything.
      Khan would likely have beaten fulgrim if he wasn’t busy decapitating morty.
      And how did he stop the traitors, Horus was in a rush because the lion and gullinman were about to come back. He stop them in the sense that he was the one there all loyalists but guilliman could have done the same.
      He is in the lower half of the primarch in a fight I would say.
      and Fulgrim is amongst the weakest even as a snake guy
      Only beating the twins lorgar and guiliman.
      Maybe Corvus but he has hax invisibility.
      What I’m trying to say most other loyalist would have done the same or better they were just all busy.

  • @neilchristianjumawan616
    @neilchristianjumawan616 6 місяців тому +1

    Tyler's scream is the most accurate representation of Angron.

  • @streetroach727
    @streetroach727 6 місяців тому +2

    I… I like demon Peter Turbo. I think the way it was done in the story was pretty cool, I like that he still maintains his freedom even as a demon

    • @dumbidea1007
      @dumbidea1007 6 місяців тому

      Is he a demon?
      I heard the tech is just to stop him from dying due to fulgrim uncomsnted penetration

  • @fullmetalheel
    @fullmetalheel 10 місяців тому +12

    He really don't miss
    FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE KHAN!!

  • @fjorddkcckkc3783
    @fjorddkcckkc3783 Рік тому +9

    Still sad that we don’t have a demon Corvus mini yet

    • @halfknight2310
      @halfknight2310 11 місяців тому +5

      would love to see, giant demonic raven.
      or better, giant, demonic, raven hybrid. cause so far, all the traitors are massive compared to the loyalists.
      so seeing a loyalist able to match the height would be AWESOME.

    • @fjorddkcckkc3783
      @fjorddkcckkc3783 11 місяців тому +4

      @@halfknight2310 absolutely, seeing mortarions wings just makes me think about how amazing they’d be able to do Corvus with the massive crow wings. And like lightning claws that have been fused to his anatomy, or even just claw feet coming out of his power armor, so many fun ideas they could do

    • @halfknight2310
      @halfknight2310 11 місяців тому

      @@fjorddkcckkc3783 yeah. Maybe he has his lightning claws and a regular primarch body but larger and maybe a little hunched or something.
      Then he has massive wings on his back and talons where his feet are meant to be. And maybe a bird like helmet (not fully like the Horus heresy beaky, helmets. But maybe a little similar).
      And maybe he could have a flock of birds in his base or perched on his armour.
      So many possibilities.
      Side note, I FINALLY got my hands on the Angron mini. Am SO excited to build and paint it.
      If I ever get the money. I might just use magnus, Angron, lord of change, + a few other things to kitbash myself a demon Corvus.

  • @adamduane1320
    @adamduane1320 3 місяці тому +1

    All of these....every single one....was just incredible.

  • @niceguyofgames9490
    @niceguyofgames9490 13 днів тому

    Leman Russ: “Counterpoint, I beat the Emperor twice!”

  • @A_real_Wizard
    @A_real_Wizard Рік тому +3

    Everyone's entitled to their own opinions
    Even if they're wrong

  • @user-ux9zf7se7k
    @user-ux9zf7se7k 7 місяців тому +3

    The Perturabo one is 100% true

  • @cyberbeep5187
    @cyberbeep5187 2 місяці тому +1

    Counter point from Rogal Dorn on himself.
    "Hmmm... No." -TTS40k

  • @paradoxal69420
    @paradoxal69420 2 місяці тому

    Fun fact: Vulkan once crouched so he could talk to a civilian at eye-level.

  • @hsv12lh
    @hsv12lh Рік тому +6

    Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

  • @R3DR4V3N-_-
    @R3DR4V3N-_- 11 місяців тому +18

    Magnus would be 10 times better without the nipple horns

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  11 місяців тому +12

      bro, the nipple horns are peak. He is getting trolled by tzeentch after all.

  • @brunopelletier5701
    @brunopelletier5701 5 місяців тому +2

    As a World Eater/War hound hobby main I have nothing to say this is true very profond

  • @thepimmser2610
    @thepimmser2610 Місяць тому +1

    Alpharius legit turned traitor so then the emperor would win the HERESY

  • @sudanemamimikiki1527
    @sudanemamimikiki1527 10 місяців тому +14

    Oh come now leman had the best character arcs of all the primarchs and his dynamic with the rest of them was the best out of all of them

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 7 місяців тому +6

      He got angry
      Lion punched him for being an idiot
      He got angry some more
      Then he ran off into the warp after the wolf brothers thing didn't pan out
      It ain't that deep.
      The rest of the primarchs are oceans of plot by comparison. ANGRON has more depth of character than him.

    • @joeschmo4646
      @joeschmo4646 7 місяців тому +7

      ⁠@@discipleofdagon8195anything sounds like shit when you cram it into 5 sentences

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 7 місяців тому +5

      @joeschmo4646 ok sorry, let me add a sixth
      He lost a fight to Angron

    • @TheFedaykiin
      @TheFedaykiin 4 місяці тому

      hell no, Leman was butchered by the new lore, his one of the worse primachs easy, he even got beat up by Angron....