The Battle For Warhammer Has Begun

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  • Опубліковано 18 кві 2024
  • In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only The Message. Well, it was only a matter of time before they came for Warhammer. Games Workshop's recent decision to alter the lore of their game universe has opened the floodgates, and there will be demands for more. Believe that.
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  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 26 днів тому +14307

    "May your hobby go mainstream" is the most insidious curse I know in the english langauge

    • @Ancientreapers
      @Ancientreapers 26 днів тому +398

      Every single time

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 26 днів тому +58

      In this case, its better this way if it means dropping all the fascists who adopted 40k in the past 15 or so years.

    • @bastait
      @bastait 26 днів тому +161

      TAKE IT BACK
      take it back now or it means war.

    • @blankspace444
      @blankspace444 26 днів тому +210

      I don’t think he gets the fact they aren’t facists

    • @roastbeef4918
      @roastbeef4918 26 днів тому

      ​@@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo sounds like something a fascist socialist would say

  • @chainsawsubtlety9828
    @chainsawsubtlety9828 26 днів тому +18598

    We're Warhammer 40K fans... We ARE weaponized autism.
    Not one backwards step.

    • @westernspy3500
      @westernspy3500 26 днів тому +602

      First rank, ready! *whistle blast* CHARGE!!!

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 26 днів тому +1145

      "The franchise broke before the fans did"
      40K STILL STANDS

    • @user-ff8rs7gk6r
      @user-ff8rs7gk6r 26 днів тому

      You're going to lose this to wokeness just like everything else. Stop navel gazing.

    • @Zombiesparker
      @Zombiesparker 26 днів тому +415

      FIX BAYONETS... FOR THE EMPEROR CHAAAAARGE!!!

    • @Reformed322
      @Reformed322 26 днів тому +240

      I’m hoping for the same too! The company broke before the fanbase did!

  • @isaacmallinson2654
    @isaacmallinson2654 22 дні тому +633

    "Who would have thought that an oppressive, xenophobic totalitarian military regime wouldn't have diversity and inclusion" got me

  • @ignis2638
    @ignis2638 21 день тому +206

    My favorite part is the least fleshed out groups are the sisters of silence and battle sisters, but instead of fleshing them out or doing anything with them they’re just ignored. They had a lore way to do it and just didn’t care

    • @falcor200
      @falcor200 21 день тому

      They don't want to build they want to destroy

    • @ProdByCari
      @ProdByCari 20 днів тому +5

      Well tbf they were kind of neglected by the fans despite having some good lore

    • @sicarius4372
      @sicarius4372 19 днів тому +19

      @@ProdByCari would this not have been the perfect chance to rectify that?

    • @ProdByCari
      @ProdByCari 18 днів тому +1

      ​@@sicarius4372 My guess is they were considering it but in terms of a successful marketing campaign it would be risky. Usually, companies try and take advantage of their more commercially popular products.. and at the end of the day these are products. They were prob trying to capitalize off the new show coming out and obviously wanted some female cast. so they had to retcon some shit but did it in the worst way possible.

    • @facundomontivero2299
      @facundomontivero2299 18 днів тому

      The sisters who?

  • @haircutdeluxe
    @haircutdeluxe 26 днів тому +7499

    Somehow Palpatine returned

    • @AlphagonOmegarius
      @AlphagonOmegarius 26 днів тому +196

      And somehow there was always chicks among the Custodes.

    • @TAWMUD
      @TAWMUD 26 днів тому +83

      Next we’ll have female marines

    • @CommDante
      @CommDante 26 днів тому +87

      'We were always at war with Eastasia' ... 🙄

    • @ShyamadeepPrasad
      @ShyamadeepPrasad 26 днів тому +73

      Somehow Horos returned... as a female 😂😂😂

    • @shadowr2d2
      @shadowr2d2 26 днів тому +37

      Well if we really want to be inclusive. How long before we have. *(Trans Marines) have always been a thing. But I guess now. Games Work Shop will also learn. What *(MARVEL, DC, & STAR WARS) have already learned. *(GO WOKE, GO BROKE).

  • @RealSeekerOfTheTruth
    @RealSeekerOfTheTruth 26 днів тому +8759

    Where were the female Custodes when the Westfold fell?

    • @bry756
      @bry756 26 днів тому +584

      Didn't exist lmao 😂

    • @Logan-il1rw
      @Logan-il1rw 26 днів тому +626

      Nowhere, because they don’t exist

    • @MALICEM12
      @MALICEM12 26 днів тому +679

      In the kitchen crying for traditional gender roles of course XD

    • @user-fc4lh1fz7x
      @user-fc4lh1fz7x 26 днів тому +244

      In the kitchen 😂

    • @terrykingpin1452
      @terrykingpin1452 26 днів тому +44

      lmao

  • @realdapperdice
    @realdapperdice 21 день тому +452

    Star Wars Refugee: ...god damn it I just got here...

  • @knightsljx
    @knightsljx 21 день тому +154

    "Why are you gatekeeping?"
    Custodes: "We're LITERALLY Watchers of the Gate"

    • @spybreak23
      @spybreak23 20 днів тому +17

      >Why are you gatekeeping?
      Because every hobby that wasn't gatekept was completely and irrevocably ruined by ya'll.

    • @youraveragecatachanfemboy
      @youraveragecatachanfemboy 20 днів тому +1

      @@spybreak23 as a queer Warhammer fan I'm gonna say a few things
      1 what will happen when all the current Warhammer fans leave or die?
      the franchise will die
      you need to realize that new fans are the life blood of any fandom

    • @youraveragecatachanfemboy
      @youraveragecatachanfemboy 20 днів тому +1

      @@spybreak23 and if you block me your just showing that your argument is shite

    • @LtCommanderTato
      @LtCommanderTato 19 днів тому +8

      @@youraveragecatachanfemboy Very hard to take you serious with a name like that.

    • @someonesaid8324
      @someonesaid8324 18 днів тому

      And new fans are the alphabet circus? You guys are a loud minority. You can't keep the Warhammer fandom alive. Neither can girls. The Warhammer fandom needs nerds. Male nerds. And it needs to cater to the majority of males. This is not Barbie or My Little Pony... This ain't anime or manga, with it's cute little chibi's and sexy, mysterious male characters.... THIS IS WARHAMMER! this is the greasiest, sweatiest, beardneck, nolife, fucking model painting little plaatic soldiers that have chainswords and meltaguns. How the fuck is this supposed to cater to a large enough portion of women and queers to keep it alive? Warhammer is for BOYZ and a few wonderful women who are unicorns.

  • @adaptivekalman
    @adaptivekalman 26 днів тому +10654

    "The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal" . It's an actual quote from Warhammer.

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 26 днів тому +531

      Completely true

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 26 днів тому

      Apathy is a corruption, a fetid rot, a festering Blight and a sin, tolerance is the gateway to it. We are in the Warhammer universe, just watch the Alex Jones-40k mashups, to see it.

    • @dna9783
      @dna9783 26 днів тому +354

      Brothers, tell me where this quote comes from so I can repeat it

    • @Knight25B
      @Knight25B 26 днів тому

      Warhammer fantasy i think​@@dna9783

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 26 днів тому +95

      Nice. Im going to use that one.

  • @daethalion1725
    @daethalion1725 26 днів тому +2873

    "It's easy to ask 'Why do you care so much?' after you've already gotten what YOU want". Absolutely nailed it.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 26 днів тому +10

      Is it?
      Or is it more weird moralizing?

    • @anon4854
      @anon4854 26 днів тому +74

      @@Dragonage2ftw Moralizing what?

    • @juniisenpai3777
      @juniisenpai3777 26 днів тому +67

      @@anon4854 moralizing after you get what you want? weird

    • @BulletMagnetMan
      @BulletMagnetMan 26 днів тому +100

      Yeah, that's a great line that can be used for all of this DEI bullsh1t.

    • @chrisrocco
      @chrisrocco 25 днів тому +69

      ​​@@Dragonage2ftw sounds like you're a woman who's never played the tabletop

  • @jasonmaynard2402
    @jasonmaynard2402 22 дні тому +99

    If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk.

  • @SpareSomeChange8080
    @SpareSomeChange8080 20 днів тому +19

    Investors: "Yeah it's a great painting and all, but, could you make her smile more?"
    Leonardo Da Vinci: "Uhhm..."
    Investors: "and more of an eyebrow so they're visible? and whilst you're at it, she needs to look to the left, and can you get a larger canvas?"

  • @gman7883
    @gman7883 26 днів тому +9440

    GW has awoken an autistic giant and filled him with a terrible resolve

    • @Asterion_Mol0c
      @Asterion_Mol0c 26 днів тому +303

      We have not forgotten anything they have done to us

    • @Asterion_Mol0c
      @Asterion_Mol0c 26 днів тому +340

      We remember tts

    • @JeremyTheBreadKnife
      @JeremyTheBreadKnife 26 днів тому +145

      ​@Asterion_Mol0c I was about to forget they forced tts to stop and this whole thing had reminded me

    • @Lord_CV
      @Lord_CV 26 днів тому +110

      ​@@Asterion_Mol0c we remember TTS

    • @kaoskronostyche9939
      @kaoskronostyche9939 26 днів тому +28

      That statement is very offensive to autistic people ... like me. Not only is it stupid it is meaningless too.

  • @damian131313131313
    @damian131313131313 26 днів тому +1081

    "Somehow, no one noticed this for 10,000 years"

    • @MrJambiwana
      @MrJambiwana 26 днів тому +57

      "she was stood very... VERY... still..."

    • @guyperson7487
      @guyperson7487 26 днів тому +8

      Sanguinius did, he even mentioned them in a book from the Horus heresy

    • @oO0Xenos0Oo
      @oO0Xenos0Oo 26 днів тому +154

      ​@@guyperson7487 No he didnt. He mentioned golden man and woman walking of a ship. Golden man = Custodes in golden armor, golden women = sisters of silence in golden armor.

    • @usernamealreadytaken9330
      @usernamealreadytaken9330 26 днів тому +15

      Because Custodes rarely eat, so they don't get in the kitchen.

    • @EvilHomer101
      @EvilHomer101 26 днів тому +12

      Somehow Palpatine went back 10,000 years.

  • @ParameterGrenze
    @ParameterGrenze 22 дні тому +31

    "And the elite among the space marines are the Custodes"
    My eye started twitching uncontrollably and so did yours.

    • @NeoHellPoet
      @NeoHellPoet 21 день тому +6

      It killed me. I knew this would be just one more Twitter style hot take.
      For people who claim to care about the lore, the complaners seem to know very little about it.
      There's also a bunch of people pretending to play the game when and then saying stuff like, and I quote: I have 5000 points of Marines, 3000 points of Death Guard and a few xenos armies and I canceled my preorder for the Custodes 'dex
      I sure as hell hope you did since you don't seem to play Custodes

    • @benjamintherogue2421
      @benjamintherogue2421 21 день тому +8

      I mean, they're not among the Space Marines, but they most certainly are more elite than them and are inside the same faction, so I'm going to let it stand as an quick and dirty explanation among the newer folk.

    • @brain5437
      @brain5437 20 днів тому

      @@benjamintherogue2421 he IS newer folk. hes riding this new rage bait for all of his culture war paypigs like every other girfter does.

    • @zagreus5773
      @zagreus5773 14 днів тому +1

      @@benjamintherogue2421 The newer folk? You mean the folk that that joined 11 days ago because the want to complain about wahmen in the custards (as The Quartering pronounced them)?

    • @benjamintherogue2421
      @benjamintherogue2421 14 днів тому

      @@zagreus5773 No, I mean the people that have joined in the last 10 years. The "newer" folk to the rest of us that have been here for a while. None of us appreciate the sinking ship that is 40k.
      People like The Quartering are simply reporting on it, as they do with everything else that they report on. Enjoy your new Star Wars/Star Trek/Doctor Who, tourist.

  • @timcasey1428
    @timcasey1428 21 день тому +51

    Literally the most hardcore sci-fi universe around.... And they want to bring dei in...

  • @jonahmasa3847
    @jonahmasa3847 26 днів тому +2016

    "The Emperor bestows upon us the gift of intolerance."
    -Darktide loading screen

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 26 днів тому +37

      Diverse and stunning Imperium (but not really cause imperialism bad) that accepts all with no xenophobia or bigotry...
      Or uber conservative authoritarian techno-theocracy as satire, pick one.

    • @zvonimirgrabic7802
      @zvonimirgrabic7802 26 днів тому +89

      "Hatred is the Emperor's greatest gift to Humanity."

    • @BruderSenf
      @BruderSenf 26 днів тому +99

      "An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded."

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 26 днів тому +25

      Based

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 26 днів тому +2

      Why would you think that's something to aspire to?

  • @musicbygoldenj
    @musicbygoldenj 18 днів тому +82

    Blackrock. Vanguard. State Street.
    Know thy enemy.

    • @usun_current5786
      @usun_current5786 14 днів тому +3

      Lampposts are yearning.

    • @wrongthinker843
      @wrongthinker843 11 днів тому +6

      Prepare to hear them speak at length of how they've suffered, but not why. Never why.

    • @goatpis
      @goatpis 6 днів тому +1

      @@wrongthinker843 Oy vey

    • @cinemafix6017
      @cinemafix6017 2 дні тому

      Oy vey! Shut it down!

  • @alexjagi3448
    @alexjagi3448 8 днів тому +4

    Sooo basically...
    something is created to be awesome
    - attracts attention for being awesome
    - and then those who became fans because it's awesome want it to stop being what it is, so they can feel good about themselves.
    yup, makes sense.

  • @DarthRadical
    @DarthRadical 26 днів тому +3927

    It's especially silly since:
    1. Female Imperial guard (and Eldar) have always been a thing.
    2. Sisters of Battle

    • @Lord_CV
      @Lord_CV 26 днів тому +773

      Sister of silence

    • @micturner8193
      @micturner8193 26 днів тому +489

      Also the poor Sisters of Silence.

    • @mattcarper9853
      @mattcarper9853 26 днів тому

      @@micturner8193 This. These cultural locusts conveniently ignore what is in front of them. This is about taking away male-dominated spaces in any form for "inclusion". This is what happens when you allow clown-hairs to infest your gaming space.

    • @MightyGalvatron
      @MightyGalvatron 26 днів тому +504

      The lore also has female rogue traders and high-ranking Imperial Navy officers. Not to mention inquisitors.

    • @TheBubbeloo
      @TheBubbeloo 26 днів тому +301

      Think most, if not all of the Assasin temples also include women in their ranks.

  • @MotionMcAnixx
    @MotionMcAnixx 26 днів тому +1764

    The French Foreign Legion says - "do not surrender the little things - otherwise you will surrender them all"

    • @bass779
      @bass779 26 днів тому +96

      Listen to the French on surrender; they know what's up

    • @michaelhill6451
      @michaelhill6451 26 днів тому +51

      Me: "Didn't you surrender your Capital City (Paris) without a shot being fired?"
      The French: "Do as we say, not as we do...".

    • @levistapleton930
      @levistapleton930 26 днів тому +13

      Although the other replies are funny, I do like that quote.

    • @skeletongaming69
      @skeletongaming69 26 днів тому +10

      ​@@michaelhill6451 the context was different

    • @Danielhuren
      @Danielhuren 26 днів тому +52

      @@michaelhill6451 there was fighting it happened before they blitzed across the lines in tanks and encircled the french army in the french mainland, they ether surrendered the city and saved who they could well regrouping in there colonys or let the country burn they made the choice that saved the most french lives and continued to fight overseas as a government in exile

  • @akjir
    @akjir 20 днів тому +45

    "We don't create good things. We change yours. We don't tolerate. There is only us."

  • @Delta_Bound
    @Delta_Bound 20 днів тому +8

    I haven't heard of Warhammer much but I saw this short film called Astartes and I automatically know that this stuff is SACRED!!!

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 26 днів тому +3079

    Henry Cavill’s agent is in the running for one of the Worst Agents ever

    • @looming_
      @looming_ 26 днів тому +44

      He got him Geralt didn’t he

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 26 днів тому +734

      @@looming_And look what happened to that.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 26 днів тому +16

      That'll be his missus.

    • @connorbaz5980
      @connorbaz5980 26 днів тому +490

      ​@@looming_ LOL, as if you think that show was actually a win... 🤣 Henry was literally the best thing about that show. Everything else SUCKED.

    • @shlongbongchewy
      @shlongbongchewy 26 днів тому +177

      @@connorbaz5980 Even Cavil couldnt save seasons 2 and 3

  • @BountyFlamor
    @BountyFlamor 26 днів тому +1742

    My Armour is Contempt
    My Shield is Disgust
    My Sword is Hatred
    In the Emperor's Name, let none survive!

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 26 днів тому +14

      cringe

    • @Alex13501
      @Alex13501 26 днів тому +197

      @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo So, are you really commenting on every post? Seems pretty sad lol.
      and cringe

    • @lookbach
      @lookbach 26 днів тому

      @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLono you!

    • @zenksren8206
      @zenksren8206 26 днів тому +106

      @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo Said the Brony Minecraft player

    • @moresnacksplease526
      @moresnacksplease526 26 днів тому +64

      My armor is my status as a minority.
      My shield is my status as a minority.
      My sword is my status as a minority.
      CEO: ‘My money is an M-1 Abrams that controls your thoughts.’

  • @Brioshie
    @Brioshie 18 днів тому +7

    My girlfriend loves the 40K universe exactly for how masculine and brutal it is. While at it, add men in Adepta Sororitas as well...

  • @n0sk3ll
    @n0sk3ll 20 днів тому +11

    Trying to gaslight a community so authistic they can mention minor details from a book that was written back when the dinosaurs still romed the earth is one hell of an idea xD

  • @mbiker345
    @mbiker345 26 днів тому +1634

    Ah yes. Games workshop saw wizards of the coast, Netflix (Witcher) and Lucas film and was like we want to fail in under a year too!

    • @lazyman7505
      @lazyman7505 26 днів тому +176

      One word: Blackrock.

    • @Jackfromshack
      @Jackfromshack 26 днів тому +24

      Because capitalism = greed. Fan loyalty does not increase profits. Sweet ESG money does

    • @grndzro777
      @grndzro777 26 днів тому +34

      You forgot Bud Light

    • @PeteQuad
      @PeteQuad 26 днів тому +118

      ​@@Jackfromshackthat makes no sense. How you can twist a situation that actually hurts business and blame capitalism instead of the actual causes. Non-profit colleges, establishment, elitism, culture wars all play a role, but capitalism is not the cause of wokeism. I think you have an axe to grind.

    • @leandrocastello309
      @leandrocastello309 26 днів тому +32

      ​@@lazyman7505 and Vanguard.

  • @oranged9122
    @oranged9122 26 днів тому +3422

    Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped.
    -George Orwell 1984

    • @yolotrollo6343
      @yolotrollo6343 26 днів тому +198

      Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Wokeists are always right.

    • @KetsubanSolo
      @KetsubanSolo 26 днів тому

      Can't believe you're using a book about the rise of a totalitarian regime to complain about A TABLETOP GAME

    • @mito-pb8qg
      @mito-pb8qg 26 днів тому

      It was supposed to be a warning...not a fucking manual. But here we are.

    • @KetsubanSolo
      @KetsubanSolo 26 днів тому +25

      I really don't like that people are using my favorite book to complain about a damn tabletop game

    • @hellotherekenobi2156
      @hellotherekenobi2156 26 днів тому +255

      @@KetsubanSoloThey wouldn’t be if this existed in a vacuum. It doesn’t. Your comment is simply reductive

  • @hristohristov7491
    @hristohristov7491 10 днів тому +2

    For one hundred years I stood my watch amidst the sombre shadows of the Sanctum Imperialis. I was still as a statue, but always ready, always attuned to dangers unseen. Days, months, years passed by in a frenzied blur beyond those walls, yet within, little moved and nothing changed. For one hundred years I did naught but wait, yet had any threat appeared, I would have struck it down in a heartbeat. For one hundred years I stood my watch, and as it ends I can tell you this - patience is a weapon.
    -Me at 2 am making sure my wife doesn't eat the last cheesecake slice from the fridge.

  • @Kiboxxx
    @Kiboxxx 18 днів тому +3

    And please remember, that GW is working towards this show for several years now. What many people have forgotten is, that GW went after content creators, who produced warhammer content. When Syama Pederson started to publish the Astartes series, GW saw how widely accepted it could be, and started to send out cease and desist orders to content creators, threatening to take legal actions, if they did not remove their content. Then, they offered them to work for GW (but had to sign NDAs, so nobody can talk about it). The content creators faced a choice to either join GW or stop their entire channel and waste all the work they had done for it. Btw. Syama Pederson did join GW, but he does not talk about it, as he is not allowed to.
    So, looking at how vehemently GW is forcing Warhammer to go mainstream, I think they will do anything that Amazon demands from them, resulting in the total destruction of their lore and everything that made Warhammer great.

  • @Daddydeku710
    @Daddydeku710 26 днів тому +2308

    Reddit defends BlackRock likes it's the only oasis in a desert.

    • @YaboitheCadian
      @YaboitheCadian 26 днів тому

      Communists will ALWAYS simp for corporations because the dirty secret, corporations are a stain of communism not capitalism

    • @auraaetherbladesigma6939
      @auraaetherbladesigma6939 26 днів тому +366

      Typical Reddit.

    • @tonybebb72
      @tonybebb72 26 днів тому +615

      For a group who claimed to hate billionaires and Wall Street types and large corporations so much, it's weird how much their interests coincide

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 26 днів тому +196

      Reddit never changes.

    • @scribbles1424
      @scribbles1424 26 днів тому

      Imagine supporting a multi billion dollar company that uses money to control people. Blackrock is everything they're supposed to hate.

  • @MrDKDJ
    @MrDKDJ 26 днів тому +573

    “Maybe if I feed this crocodile just a finger, it’ll be satisfied and possibly even befriend me” -Games Workshop

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 26 днів тому +7

      Reminds me of a video I saw not too long ago of a lion biting off a human finger, and you can see it ripping the tendon out of like half his forearm. It was revolting.

    • @zagreus5773
      @zagreus5773 14 днів тому

      It's just that the crocodile is the people demanding the reversal of the retcon.

    • @usun_current5786
      @usun_current5786 14 днів тому

      They sold their soul to BlackRock and Vanguard Chaos Gods.

  • @dasniveau9933
    @dasniveau9933 21 день тому +16

    Custodes are not space marines. That's a complete separate branch of human based super soldiers.

    • @Zargouski
      @Zargouski 14 днів тому +4

      "Man goes on rant about something he know little about because it will get him views."

  • @Xuhybrid
    @Xuhybrid 14 днів тому +3

    "We don't want our existing audience."
    "We want a modern audience."
    Bold move. Sacrificing 80% of your paying customers for... people who don't exist.

  • @spiderjeranimo4992
    @spiderjeranimo4992 26 днів тому +2056

    GW "There's always been five lights."
    Fans “There are four lights!”

    • @tacituskilgore6752
      @tacituskilgore6752 26 днів тому +128

      Star trek next generation episode. Excellent reference.

    • @JudoP_slinging
      @JudoP_slinging 26 днів тому +77

      In turn a 1984 reference.

    • @johnvanzelm2307
      @johnvanzelm2307 26 днів тому +27

      @@tacituskilgore6752 The Best Star Trek Next Generation episode

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 26 днів тому +52

      There is no war in Ba Sing Se, that's uh..... construction equipment not a fire nation war machine.

    • @auturgicflosculator2183
      @auturgicflosculator2183 26 днів тому +19

      2+2=5

  • @ezwins7971
    @ezwins7971 26 днів тому +1199

    "DONT YOU BOYZ KNO THEY ALWAYS BEEN ORC CUSTODES, WE WAZ DE EMPORORS SHINYEST BOYZ ZOG!"

  • @laurelkemp8404
    @laurelkemp8404 20 днів тому +11

    And this is why you've hit 2M subs. You've just summed up the culture war of the past 20 years in one succinct video. My hat is off to you, sir.

  • @civroger
    @civroger 13 днів тому +2

    "We've always been at war with East-Asia"
    Nice one.
    1984

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND 26 днів тому +6653

    Its been brewing for years now, GW has never been a consumer friendly company- constantly attacking fan content, putting out statements meant to be 'signaling for inclusivity' while simultaneously shouting at anyone who disagreed with the message to gtfo- this was inevitable.

    • @derekmcmanus8615
      @derekmcmanus8615 26 днів тому +193

      This...👆

    • @---777---
      @---777--- 26 днів тому +372

      If it weren't for GW's narrow-minded thinking and if their IQ were even slightly above room temperature, then half the gaming industry would consist of Warhammer.

    • @maddlarkin
      @maddlarkin 26 днів тому +359

      You can see the virtue signallers circling, posting the same 2 or 3 I'll informed arguments and getting the same number of likes per comment, the arguments being:
      1) 40K lore changes all the time, they then cite something from the 80's when it was Rouge Trader,
      2) It's a small change what does it matter, obvious counter, if it doesn't why make the change
      3) This is a bit of an over reaction against GW from the fans for a minor thing, which makes it clear they know nothing and are just here for the controversy, anyone who has even the smallest bit of knowledge about GW would never White Knight for them.
      So I have to agree, Gatekeep or loose what you love...

    • @Filthyterm
      @Filthyterm 26 днів тому +18

      Preach

    • @ChristophelusPulps
      @ChristophelusPulps 26 днів тому +268

      @@maddlarkin 4) "You're just upset because they hate seeing women in your game," ignoring all the female representation across several factions for decades, and the fact that women have played the game (albeit a small minority) for years and are welcome.

  • @SpyroJance
    @SpyroJance 26 днів тому +941

    "Why does this keep happening to me?" - Henry Cavill

    • @gathasofpersia6432
      @gathasofpersia6432 26 днів тому

      Because he is not intelligent. Has nobody watching his back. Has a lousy lawyer. And has a terrible manager.

    • @tristanthedarkstar
      @tristanthedarkstar 26 днів тому +9

      haha

    • @dragonandavatarfan8865
      @dragonandavatarfan8865 26 днів тому +18

      The poor guy has the second worst agent right next to that actress who somehow always manages to get roles in terrible projects, like the new Charles angles reboot movie, the resident evil tv show and of course that forspoken game.

    • @m.g7809
      @m.g7809 26 днів тому +53

      It happened because HE TRIED TO BRING WH40K MAINSTREAM. Did you think AMAZON of all companies was going to respect the lore? After they finished wiping their asses with Tolkien? I wish there was no WH40K TV-series, because this right here is the price.

    • @user-ef5ug6jx5n
      @user-ef5ug6jx5n 25 днів тому +18

      @@m.g7809 Absolutely correct. It's worth pointing out that this whole "I'm just like you I'm a true geek" thing, while possibly true, could also be a calculated career move. Or a combination of both. He is an actor, they lie for a living.
      Regardless, if he honestly thought Amazon was going to be the goto way to make a real representation of 40k then he is, at best, a complete idiot.

  • @jonathanward6779
    @jonathanward6779 21 день тому +4

    This situation looks like a good example of thought police, the game is a fictional world! A piece of art.

  • @asifuzzaman21
    @asifuzzaman21 22 дні тому +17

    'We have always been at war with East Asia.'
    Using 1984 references to denote brainwashing was a good touch. We need more of these.

    • @Prime_G1
      @Prime_G1 15 днів тому

      Thought that too

  • @alcotismo
    @alcotismo 26 днів тому +1150

    I've never seen a company hate its own fanbase as much as GW

    • @AlphagonOmegarius
      @AlphagonOmegarius 26 днів тому +147

      There's nintendo, but at least they treat their own IPs with some respect.

    • @suflanker45
      @suflanker45 26 днів тому +162

      Wizards of the Coast is up there.

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 26 днів тому +63

      Wizards of the Coast is starting to give them a run for their money

    • @Lord_Deimos
      @Lord_Deimos 26 днів тому +23

      Pick any gaming company

    • @Extra-galactic-loremaster
      @Extra-galactic-loremaster 26 днів тому +90

      Ahum .. EA, Blizzard, Marvell & Disney.

  • @MrDeathMachine
    @MrDeathMachine 25 днів тому +503

    “The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal.”
    Oh how their own lore predicted this.

    • @magdalenamatuszczyk6717
      @magdalenamatuszczyk6717 25 днів тому

      You understand that this quote was said by super racists that are willing to lobotomize their own people?

    • @fuzzymcgee_
      @fuzzymcgee_ 25 днів тому

      Besides the fact that these people would be executed for heresy and treachery towards the emperor of mankind in the same universe, it is so obvious that they know nothing about the lore.
      There is so many powerful female roles in the universe, some of them exceeding a space marine in power by large i.e psyker, inquisitors, rogue traders and so on. Or even the Sisters of Battle, which maybe are not equal to space marines in sustainablility but equal in fighting power.
      With these muppets, I am also pretty sure, that as soon as they get their female space marines, they will want also trans, pan and furry marines ;D

    • @dafuqgusdafrey60
      @dafuqgusdafrey60 25 днів тому

      bend the knee once, then at later point you will be in bend over position real hard

  • @johnosborne1873
    @johnosborne1873 15 днів тому +10

    The fight for man’s last, sacred hobby has begun

  • @MrCovi2955
    @MrCovi2955 22 дні тому +34

    "And the elite among the space marines are the Custodes"
    raises finger to correct
    hesitates... "Okay, never mind, that's a fine way to explain it to the non-initiated if we don't want an hour lore discussion"

    • @abhishekkumar-js7kr
      @abhishekkumar-js7kr 11 днів тому

      I am new here can you explain.

    • @Aunzo91
      @Aunzo91 10 днів тому +3

      @@abhishekkumar-js7kr Custodes are not type of space marines, but we(some) get the point of what drinker pointed out

  • @symmetricasymmetric9154
    @symmetricasymmetric9154 26 днів тому +1041

    "I remember my grandmother saying to me: I don't care what they tell you at school, the Custodes always had femele." GW's X admin (probably)

  • @thehomiecaleb9066
    @thehomiecaleb9066 26 днів тому +985

    Female space marines. I like the idea, we can even call them the sisters of battle.
    Wait a minute

    • @bingobongo1615
      @bingobongo1615 26 днів тому +16

      Dude, female space marines did exist in the 80s in rogue trader…
      Also among the hilariously ugliest miniatures ever done my GW…

    • @Muggaward
      @Muggaward 26 днів тому +131

      @@bingobongo1615 They weren't Space Marines. They were just called "Female Warriors in Power Armor" if I remember correctly.

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 26 днів тому +8

      Space Marines are neither male or female. And they are made from all kinds of people. Most die. It's like you haven't been in this fandom for the past 40+ years...

    • @MisterGame68
      @MisterGame68 26 днів тому

      @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo Space marines are all males.

    • @frankloun2496
      @frankloun2496 26 днів тому +59

      @@bingobongo1615rogue trader is not canon lil bro

  • @BucktheWonderDog
    @BucktheWonderDog 21 день тому +3

    For some reason I've never been interested in Warhammer over the years but the video clips in this video looks freaking awesome.

  • @Ownuout
    @Ownuout День тому

    In the weeks of information on this topic this is the most all angle spot on synopsis I've heard. Bravo, well done.

  • @sulphurous2656
    @sulphurous2656 26 днів тому +611

    As soon as you see Blackrock/Vanguard on the list of shareholders, you know it's over.

    • @NickBarang
      @NickBarang 26 днів тому +41

      And don't forget State Street.

    • @eazymethod01
      @eazymethod01 26 днів тому

      Correct. They bought Ukraine, and as a result, unipolarity is over.

    • @nicasa78
      @nicasa78 26 днів тому +4

      Check your retirement

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 26 днів тому +3

      Joever?

    • @umptischmutz
      @umptischmutz 26 днів тому +2

      And Vanguard

  • @alextaras7176
    @alextaras7176 26 днів тому +557

    Next time in 4k:
    Soldier to Space Marine: Thanks for saving me, sir !
    Space Marine: IT'S MA'AM !

    • @21stcenturypeasant5
      @21stcenturypeasant5 26 днів тому +9

      Nahhh they proably won't go that far
      The entire reason why they could pull fem custodians up was because of old lore reasons.
      It isn't too big of a retcon tbf

    • @fairlylocal607
      @fairlylocal607 26 днів тому +7

      If I don't see this as a meme on X with the Gamestop "ma'am" picture within 48 hours I"m gonna be big sad.

    • @queueeeee9000
      @queueeeee9000 26 днів тому

      This reminds me of Ricky Gervais's bit about a woman's penis.
      "Look at his Penis!"
      "Look at HER penis, you BIGOT!!!"

    • @ZackeTheBrute
      @ZackeTheBrute 26 днів тому

      Guardsmen generally refer to Astertes with "My lord", but you got the spirit.

    • @crimsonshinobi5281
      @crimsonshinobi5281 26 днів тому

      36,000 years later of constantly being misgendered... there is only WAR!

  • @peppymg1711
    @peppymg1711 20 днів тому +4

    Not one step backwards comrades! FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @lonewolfandcub668
      @lonewolfandcub668 20 днів тому

      +++GW HAS FALLEN TO SLANNESH BUT IT WILL BE RETAKEN+++

  • @deano242
    @deano242 21 день тому +6

    I don't understand why they had to do this, are the battle sisters not enough?

  • @GrandSupremeDaddyo
    @GrandSupremeDaddyo 25 днів тому +675

    "This universe that essentially represents the largest amount of suffering for the largest number of sentient beings possible needs to be made inclusive."

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan 25 днів тому +12

      so... you are giving them more suffering then. 😇

    • @beayn
      @beayn 25 днів тому

      Soon they'll try to make diverse Nazis... oh wait Google already did that

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 25 днів тому +33

      Umm. Warhammer is already inclusive. If you're a human, you are wanted. Doesn't matter what color your skin is, what's in your pants, or who you sleep with. I don't understand how people don't understand this.

    • @Orosian5
      @Orosian5 25 днів тому +30

      Friendship is magic.
      Magic is heresy.

    • @au313
      @au313 25 днів тому +4

      MORE SUFFERING FOR ALL.

  • @dean_l33
    @dean_l33 26 днів тому +1260

    Remember Arch and RazorFist motto: ALWAYS GATEKEEP OR LOOSE YOUR FANDOM

    • @nukem8128
      @nukem8128 26 днів тому +75

      Lose*

    • @PoopaChallupa
      @PoopaChallupa 26 днів тому +88

      What is this epidemic of misspelling 'Lose'
      I see it everywhere.

    • @LazyLifeIFreak
      @LazyLifeIFreak 26 днів тому +89

      Remember when Arch was called Arch Warhammer and when he criticized Games Workshop for their blatant pandering to the minority group of Warhammer, Games Workshop hit his channel with a community guideline strike for copyright infringement? This is what kind of company Games Workship have become.

    • @ProjectSh4dow
      @ProjectSh4dow 26 днів тому

      @@PoopaChallupaSchools suck nowadays… simple there.

    • @ShadeDraws
      @ShadeDraws 26 днів тому +25

      There is no way to gatekeep what you don't own. If a corporation owns it, all you can do is consume product until product goes bad and then spend elsewhere.

  • @user-nj5cl6xs4n
    @user-nj5cl6xs4n 21 день тому

    Your clip of Henry is perfect cause he has been a 40k fan for along time.

  • @quinnespino3750
    @quinnespino3750 17 днів тому +3

    Wish they did surveys to check what their actual audience wants. Also sororitas not badass enough ? 😢

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels 26 днів тому +265

    Henry Cavill: respect the source material
    Netflix Witcher: no u
    Henry Cavill: that’s okay i’ll go to warhammer
    Warhammer: hold my space beer
    Henry Cavill: ….fuck

    • @suspensesmith
      @suspensesmith 26 днів тому +25

      Maybe he's cursed. You forget he got screwed as Superman, too.

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 26 днів тому +6

      @@suspensesmith : maybe LArry Fink is actually in love with him... stalks him everywhere.

    • @yuruna1661
      @yuruna1661 26 днів тому +4

      im gonna be honest here they arent disrespecting it changing like 3 words it doesnt fundamentally change the stodes its not a big lore shift and it doesnt invalidate any lore its more and addition because the stodes could have kept this secret for years cus with a helmet on the look the same they act the same cus the lose all sense of self in service of the emperor and there creation is 1by 1 each is an individual unlike the mass crafting of the marines using primarch geneseed

    • @DistortedChrist
      @DistortedChrist 26 днів тому +17

      @@yuruna1661 I think the big question we all have is, why did it need to changed? If you can't answer that, it never needed to happen. If the only reason is diversity or inclusion then most people don't really like that answer but they are too scared to speak up in fear of being called anti-whatever or some sort of phobic.

    • @yuruna1661
      @yuruna1661 26 днів тому +2

      @@DistortedChrist sure ill explain my reasoning is the writers have wanted a female custodian for a while and have said so but were told no by previous higher ups and it is because they want to be more inclusive in what is effectively the perfection of humanity in service of the emperor the lore for the stodes is written the avoid the subject all together to leave this as an option other than one quote which is they were exclusively recruited from the infant sons of the nobles on terra theres is no reason for there not to be a female custodian and there is no reason for a female custodian other than that there are female nobles also so and the arguement of women are needed to make babies given how small the pool they can recruit from is doesnt even rule out every case of the potential of a female custodian it just makes them alot rarer. i dont believe people are doing it out of being phobic or anti anything tbh more protective over what they have and they dont like things changing for no reason which i understand but custodes have been written so ambiguously in the past that the are barely human let along male or female so having different pronouns occasionally doesnt really effect the army for me and does include women in the super soldiers club for once

  • @PlayerOne.StartGame
    @PlayerOne.StartGame 26 днів тому +534

    Fans: “Can we have more Sisters of Silence models, they are so cool!"
    GW: "LOL, no. Here, have female custodians that no one asked for."

    • @cyrocloud
      @cyrocloud 26 днів тому +16

      That's the weird part, there are no female custodian models.

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 26 днів тому +6

      Toxic Fans: "Yea! I want more women who don't have to speak!"

    • @ericcartwright7065
      @ericcartwright7065 26 днів тому +19

      @@cyrocloud "As GW's former head of IP Alan Merrett once explained on Facebook, "The reason there aren't female Space Marines has nothing to do with lore, or background or character of Marines. It's to do with [the] simple logistics of making miniatures and selling miniatures." In the 1980s GW sold miniatures in sets called blister packs, and as Merrett explained "the intention was that upwards of 25% of all models would be female." That didn't last because "retailers kept complaining to us that customers weren't buying the female models and could we not include any in their restocks." By the time Warhammer 40,000 was designed, GW made sure its poster boys were, well, boys to ensure they'd sell. As Merrett put it, "All the background fluff about why there are only male Marines is there to justify a commercial logistics issue."
      Found this on reddit

    • @FireTalon24
      @FireTalon24 26 днів тому +81

      @ItCaneFromTheSkyBeLo Piss off. The Sisters of Silence are awesome and seeing them get sidelined for this horseshite is a disgrace.

    • @aedwynn6474
      @aedwynn6474 26 днів тому +16

      Apparently, Amazon found the idea of women who choose not to speak 'problematic'.

  • @revoltagamer8509
    @revoltagamer8509 20 днів тому +4

    Sisters of silence are about to break their vow of silence out of sheer disappointment

    • @facundomontivero2299
      @facundomontivero2299 18 днів тому +2

      Maybe they wouldn't be so forgotten by the whole fanbase if they spoke out every once in a while.

    • @Smokey348
      @Smokey348 17 днів тому

      @@facundomontivero2299 Dude GW is the one that doesn't care about the sisters of silence lol

    • @facundomontivero2299
      @facundomontivero2299 17 днів тому

      @@Smokey348 Still, however much the fandom cares about the SoS is not enough to make GW think they'd be making a profit focusing on them.
      The most popular stuff is what sells, that's why the more popular factions get more attention and figurines.

    • @Smokey348
      @Smokey348 17 днів тому

      @@facundomontivero2299 they can literally make shit with the custodes and sisters of silence together

  • @liamnelson49
    @liamnelson49 22 дні тому +5

    Give an inch they'll take a mile

  • @The_Foil
    @The_Foil 26 днів тому +253

    Since the first of the Ten Thousand were created, there have always been Ork Custodians

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 26 днів тому +50

      If enough orks believes in it then it must be true

    • @balazsvarga1823
      @balazsvarga1823 26 днів тому +49

      We wuz Kustodins all alon' , checkmate humies. Ork lives matter! 🐗

    • @giejcu1
      @giejcu1 26 днів тому +11

      Next up, there have always been male sisters of battle

    • @reptilesarecool9763
      @reptilesarecool9763 26 днів тому +10

      Only someone with an irrational hatred for orks could disagree

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 26 днів тому +5

      Honestly that would make more sense orks could not only survive the process, but if their body won't reject a dirty rusty plate of metal it wouldn't reject the implants.

  • @shammahajayi-bd1sv
    @shammahajayi-bd1sv 26 днів тому +294

    "Give the devil an inch, he'll take a mile" perfectly sums it up.

    • @meemdic8682
      @meemdic8682 26 днів тому +2

      Good ol' slippery slope fallacy

    • @isaacfreeman1
      @isaacfreeman1 26 днів тому +22

      If only it was a fallacy

    • @scorpixel1866
      @scorpixel1866 26 днів тому +28

      ​@@meemdic8682The "slippery slope fallacy" is the true fallacy
      You'd have to be willfully dishonest to not notice every franchise slipping on a banana peel and diving straight down into the world's largest waterslide.

    • @snufflesTheArticulate
      @snufflesTheArticulate 26 днів тому +1

      Very good choice of words

    • @Dinoslay
      @Dinoslay 26 днів тому +9

      @@scorpixel1866 A water slide that leads to a septic tank.

  • @mongoose621
    @mongoose621 19 днів тому +1

    I've said this before. They don't actually want what you have. They just don't want you to have it.

  • @chillchinna4164
    @chillchinna4164 20 днів тому +2

    Just to clarify, space marines are made using a gene seed that can’t be used on females due to hormone differences and some other lore specific stuff.
    Custodians aren’t space marines, and they aren’t made with gene seeds. It’s a wholly different process that the first borne sons of nobles in Terra (40K earth) were put through.
    I don’t recall anything saying the process would work on males exclusively, but it was heavily implied… until two weeks ago.

  • @Yoshwayy
    @Yoshwayy 23 дні тому +750

    It’s just wild they went out of their way to create “female custodes” when the sisters of silence literally exist…

    • @DeathMortarion
      @DeathMortarion 23 дні тому +62

      SoS exist and get neglected every single edition/codex update. There's already folks asking for male sisters of silence too, diversity social contagion going strong.

    • @libertas5005
      @libertas5005 22 дні тому +52

      @@DeathMortarion It's really funny because I never saw any 'requests' to do these things in comments or by general audience. Where the fvck do you find these folks who ask for such travesties?

    • @BoraHorzaGobuchul
      @BoraHorzaGobuchul 22 дні тому +20

      ​​​@@DeathMortarion what boggles my mind is why it is somehow impossible to play as a character of a gender different from that of the actual player? I've tried it several times, and I'm still all right. It's a friggin' game, it doesn't have to be a 100% reflection of reality ffs

    • @Yoshwayy
      @Yoshwayy 22 дні тому +33

      @@BoraHorzaGobuchul I mean it’s easy to say “why do you care” when the new status quo is in your favor. Why did people SO much to complain about the lack of diversity in a fictional, tyrannical, xenophobic, war game?

    • @BoraHorzaGobuchul
      @BoraHorzaGobuchul 21 день тому +8

      @@Yoshwayy you're missing my point. Why even care about this status quo? It's a game, disconnected from reality. Why does a character's apparent gender even matter? I blame mass effect and fallout with their character customization for starting this craze (just kidding).

  • @sirneko1278
    @sirneko1278 26 днів тому +308

    Guys guys chill, there have always been MALE sisters of battle and sisters of silence

    • @mariorossi2782
      @mariorossi2782 26 днів тому +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I knew it!!

    • @denovemportem
      @denovemportem 26 днів тому +46

      Ah yes! The "Bros of Battle".

    • @sirsancti5504
      @sirsancti5504 26 днів тому +4

      I was thinking exactly this.

    • @maxx21285
      @maxx21285 26 днів тому +12

      ah yes, the famous "Brosters of Fightingness".

    • @aetherblackbolt1301
      @aetherblackbolt1301 26 днів тому +19

      Wrong. There have always been "Trans" Sisters of Silence. They would never let a normal man join, it has to be ultra inclusive and thus a man who thinks he's a woman.

  • @spex76
    @spex76 21 день тому +9

    The regressives on the Left have always been included in 40k lore. I always thought they were the Tyranids.

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 20 днів тому +1

      You are confused my friend. Wokeism is a centrist thing. Leftists don't care about your personal identity politics, your personal wants are completely that, personal, leftists want a strong and armed working class that makes sure everyone who works has a home and food on the table for their family. What you want to be called is completely immaterial, what colour your hair is or who you want to have sex with is personal, and if you keep your personal stuff at home and do your job then the actual left could not care one shit, one way or the other.

  • @frogfinance4605
    @frogfinance4605 18 днів тому +1

    "I never wanted this, I never wanted to unleash my legions.
    Together we banished the ignorance of Old Night, but you betrayed me, you betrayed us all.
    You stole power from the Gods and lied to your sons.
    Mankind has only one chance to prosper, if you will not seize it then I will.
    So let it be war, from the skies of Terra to the Galactic rim.
    Let the seas boil, let the stars fall.
    Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the galaxy freed once more and if I can not save it from your failure Father, then let the galaxy burn!"
    This shouldn't fit this well.

  • @christiangagnere5177
    @christiangagnere5177 26 днів тому +317

    Larian studio's boss said something like "investors are a plague for entertaiment".
    True.

    • @moresnacksplease526
      @moresnacksplease526 26 днів тому +25

      It makes sense if you think about it. Investors want everyone to be docile consumers. Artists want to present something thought-provoking, which usually requires creating a disturbance.

    • @craigcj5953
      @craigcj5953 26 днів тому +9

      Game's workshop got sweet baby Inc'd

    • @torch_fire9218
      @torch_fire9218 26 днів тому

      This is not investors, but fascist activists doing this.

    • @moresnacksplease526
      @moresnacksplease526 25 днів тому

      @@torch_fire9218 The CEO of Blackrock has stated in interviews to the effect of “companies won’t diversify unless we force them to, so that’s what we’re doing”. Activists are useful tools for getting DEI written into law, but there’s a handful of rich guys funding everything. Why? I have no idea, probably not out of the goodness of their hearts or to make less money though. 🤷‍♂️ But I’m a cynic, I think all this culture war stuff is just a smokescreen so the top can funnel more money from what’s left of the middle class.

    • @KuroNoTenno
      @KuroNoTenno 25 днів тому +5

      @@torch_fire9218 Investors ARE the activists.

  • @PabloSanLuca
    @PabloSanLuca 26 днів тому +531

    “We’ve always been at war with east Asia,” was a perfect reference. Well said Drinker, well said!

    • @psychodeviant8903
      @psychodeviant8903 26 днів тому +19

      Agreed. When I saw that response I thought, that is an Orwellian fucking statement right there if I've ever seen one. And sure enough the Drinker picked right up on it.

    • @Octaviu5
      @Octaviu5 26 днів тому +35

      It has been amusing to witness all the casuals and tourists employing various forms of mental gymnastics in a pathetic attempt to defend this BS retcon.
      First, let us bask in the resounding echoes of the ancient defense, _"B-bu-but this isn’t GW’s first retcon."_ Ah, yes, the timeless art of precedent defense, why bother with the sacred integrity of lore when you can simply...adjust? After all, change is the only constant in the universe, especially when it violates the very fabric of established canon.
      Then, we're graced with the mantra of minimization, _"B-bu-but it is a minor change."_ A minor change, they say, as if tampering with the genetic makeup of the Adeptus Custodes is akin to changing the color of their capes or perhaps giving them a new holiday to celebrate. Why, it's practically insignificant if you squint hard enough and forget everything that made them iconic.
      Ah, and who could forget the delightful dismissal of contradictory lore? _"B-bu-but all the lore that contradicts this retcon is all unreliable irrelevant source."_ With a single wave of the retcon wand, decades of backstory, character development, and intricate world-building are dismissed as mere distractions. "Unreliable," they say, as if the keepers of the lore themselves were but mere scribes guessing at the truths of the universe, their pens filled with the ink of uncertainty.
      But the cherry on top of this delicious cake of denial, the ever-eloquent, _"B-bu-but….DURRR."_ Truly, what rebuttal could possibly stand against such a well-constructed argument? It's as if the very essence of debate was distilled into a single, unassailable word, cutting through logic and reason like a chainsword through butter.
      In this glorious drama of retcon and rebuke, let us not lose sight of the most entertaining spectacle of all: the tourists, those wandering souls adrift in the sea of lore, clinging to their rafts made of excuses and justifications. As they bravely sail into the storm, armed with nothing but their wits and a profound sense of denial, we cannot help but admire their dedication to the cause. After all, it takes a special kind of devotion to stand firm in the face of such overwhelming evidence to the contrary, to smile in the eye of the retcon hurricane and say, _"B-bu-but…DURRRR."_
      Truly, we are blessed to witness such feats of mental gymnastics, as the tourists vault over logic, somersault past consistency, and land gracefully in the safety net of their own making.

    • @Rob-yv9og
      @Rob-yv9og 26 днів тому

      China will spend any amount of $ to undermine western males.

    • @miiiiiiiiiiick
      @miiiiiiiiiiick 26 днів тому +5

      @@Octaviu5 The only real reason that female space marines didn't exist is they were not marketable to their audience in the 80's. They released two figures with their own story lines, and no one bought them. They then decided that no one wanted them, and built the lore after that point.
      I don't think there should be - don't get me wrong - but it's pretty undeniable that this company is, was, and always will be about profit - they are infamous for designing a figure and then trying to build some rules around that figure - rather than the other way around.
      Same goes here - no one wanted female space marines, because no one bought them when they did release them, so they invented the lore to go with that.
      Why the diversity people are trying so hard to be included in a space nazi facist regime is beyond me.

    • @michaelryan1117
      @michaelryan1117 26 днів тому +1

      Just finished this book so I greatly appreciated the well-contextualized reference!

  • @AManofSorrows
    @AManofSorrows 18 днів тому +3

    Tolerance is pandering to a lion in the hope it'll eat you last

  • @EUROCORP2027
    @EUROCORP2027 20 днів тому +8

    Slannesh is the mastermind of all these corporate conglomerate

  • @mikeblom8897
    @mikeblom8897 25 днів тому +465

    "This isn’t about equality. This is about power“

    • @ironheadedDoF
      @ironheadedDoF 25 днів тому +10

      Once they get power, then the greatest of oppressions, suffering, and death are soon to follow. Every.Freakin.Time those who love power get some power.

    • @fandyus4125
      @fandyus4125 24 дні тому

      Foucault and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

    • @finkamain1621
      @finkamain1621 24 дні тому

      @@ironheadedDoF This happens to every franchise they get their hands on. Fallout New Vegas is all of a sudden a "bad game" because the Fallout show released, FNV/Classic Interplay Fallout fans didn't care for the new lore, and now there's boatloads of new Bethesda Fallout fans that bought Fallout 4 and 76. This is TES V Skyrim marketing campaigns all over again, watering down an RPG with less RPG elements to make it friendlier to the new fans

    • @JK-Visions
      @JK-Visions 24 дні тому

      You watched Jordon d Peterson 😊

    • @ironheadedDoF
      @ironheadedDoF 24 дні тому

      @@JK-Visions JP and James Lindsay

  • @arya_jahan98
    @arya_jahan98 26 днів тому +4038

    I love how you included Henry Cavill's "Fuck..." meme in the most perfect way possible - thank you for that good sir!

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare 26 днів тому +143

      Pretty sure that was Henry Cavill's the real time response as he read the "update"

    • @leepatterson5710
      @leepatterson5710 26 днів тому +80

      And he is a HUGE 40k fan.

    • @gajogrande
      @gajogrande 26 днів тому +75

      … and it’s actually his favorite faction. Lol.

    • @mdthelegend9882
      @mdthelegend9882 26 днів тому +60

      Poor guy can’t catch a break

    • @elliotmortimer6738
      @elliotmortimer6738 26 днів тому +29

      He will be the female lead in the show

  • @vranimirvranov4082
    @vranimirvranov4082 13 днів тому

    Misery loves company and that's the way it's always going to be.
    No one can be happy, no one can enjoy anything.
    I'll just dye my hair blue and go by they/them so long as they leave me alone

  • @jamieflynn8853
    @jamieflynn8853 22 дні тому +1

    Hey drinker! I am a huge Warhammer nerd. I've been in the hobby for many many years, and I have a fairly robust understanding of the lore. I just want to point out an important lore-error in this video: Custodes and Space Marines, though both representing humanity, and both being a type of 'super-soldier,' are entirely genetically different from each other. From a pure-lore standpoint, firstborn Space Marines (who are being replaced by a newer generation known as the Primaris) MUST be male. The same may not be true about the new primaris marines, but we don't have much info on them in the lore yet. This 'male-only' thing has been repeated and explored in great detail in multiple novels, so there is basically no chance to argue that female firstborn marines could exist. The same is not true of custodes. There are only ever 10,000 custodes, never more, and there is exactly ONE mention of their sex in the lore, stating: 'the *original* 10,000 were taken from the firstborn males of the noble houses.' There is no other mention in the lore about the custodes' sex. The process that creates them also doesn't require male-specific organs and physiology as well, so in-universe reason that a custodian couldn't be female. Them saying that there have been females since the original 10,000 though? Ridiculous lol

  • @willschreck88
    @willschreck88 25 днів тому +476

    I had heard the Blackrock money thing and assumed it was a joke. This explains a lot.

    • @ironheadedDoF
      @ironheadedDoF 25 днів тому +52

      After Blackrock was Vanguard, on the stockholder list. Different group, same intentions.

    • @MarkDeSade100
      @MarkDeSade100 25 днів тому +49

      Start looking into how many companies Blackrock and Vanguard own a significant portion of, it's scary.

    • @iambored9872
      @iambored9872 24 дні тому

      @@MarkDeSade100 I guess none of you have a real job with a 401k plan, lol.
      Love my Blackrock/Vanguard ETFs with zero commissions and total returns that allowed my to retire 15 years earlier than planned.

    • @user-bx3yf6vn1b
      @user-bx3yf6vn1b 24 дні тому +27

      Oy vey

    • @leemollison7508
      @leemollison7508 24 дні тому +47

      ​@@iambored9872These two companies own each other and aim to own the whole planet, your money will only be worth what they want it to be worth if they succeed in their monopolization.

  • @h00d3dcrow
    @h00d3dcrow 25 днів тому +555

    "Umm, I don't know guys, WAR is a little contoversial. Let's make it Peacehammer 40k!"

    • @houndofzoltan
      @houndofzoltan 25 днів тому +17

      Lol. Presumably that's the final goal.

    • @Tootswilligers
      @Tootswilligers 25 днів тому +9

      Time to bring in stress cards

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 25 днів тому +4

      “No, you can’t use that unit. I triggers me. See? I marked it right here on the Gaming Consent Checklist.”
      “Oh? Well, then you forfeit, and I automatically win because not playing with fragile snowflakes is marked on my checklist. Good game, thanks for the W.”

    • @adamalexander4883
      @adamalexander4883 25 днів тому +14

      Um, actually, hammer still sounds pretty aggressive. I’m more partial to PeacePillow 40k

    • @h00d3dcrow
      @h00d3dcrow 25 днів тому +7

      @@adamalexander4883 "It's hammer, because it simbolises all the safe spaces that the space marines going to build."

  • @MrCovi2955
    @MrCovi2955 22 дні тому +2

    There are some girls who are into tabletop wargaming. But in my experience they are usually some of the most vocal on twitter and reddit about how much they hate the pandering. They aren't playing 40k DESPITE it being 40k. They're playing it BECAUSE its 40k.

  • @llAchileSll
    @llAchileSll 9 днів тому +1

    The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal said gamesworkshop in the times of old

  • @videowatcher314
    @videowatcher314 26 днів тому +196

    "All they care about is that the community bends and reshapes itself to suit them until eventually they bend it so much that it breaks."
    That statement brought the MCU instantly to mind.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 26 днів тому +15

      And a dozen other franchises that wasted away like grapes on a vine.

    • @fred6907
      @fred6907 25 днів тому +1

      Or ANYTHING Disney get their hands on.

  • @carlospaniagua405
    @carlospaniagua405 26 днів тому +156

    “The battle of star wars has ended, the battle of warhammer is about to begin”

    • @B-l-a-z-z-e-R
      @B-l-a-z-z-e-R 25 днів тому

      They managed to butcher, bastardise and ruin Star Wars and I'm afraid they will manage to do the same with 40k.

    • @dartdukii
      @dartdukii 25 днів тому +2

      The shroud of the DEI side has fallen.

  • @waragainstavg
    @waragainstavg 21 день тому +1

    Really takes you out of the grim dark lore when you realize the 1 person army that is a Custodies let the emperor fall because her pumpkin spiced latte had too much foam and had to speak with the manager

  • @SierraSierraFoxtrot
    @SierraSierraFoxtrot 18 днів тому +2

    In the grim dark 21 century, there is only war... with GW, Disney and the rest of the chaos corporations.

  • @trob1173
    @trob1173 26 днів тому +392

    If Black Rock were a planet in the 40k universe, I would hope the World Eaters would pay it a visit.

    • @guyperson7487
      @guyperson7487 26 днів тому +2

      Wasn’t black rock one of GWs earliest investors?

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 26 днів тому +34

      they would be a chaos world already, probably controlled by Emperor's Children

    • @lavenderlilacproductions
      @lavenderlilacproductions 26 днів тому +12

      Plot twist, Blackrock *IS* the World Eaters.

    • @michaellimone224
      @michaellimone224 26 днів тому

      World eaters are too good for them, they deserve no less than the Night Lords

    • @laoxep
      @laoxep 26 днів тому +6

      @@lavenderlilacproductions Also tyranids dont consider that planet edible

  • @SanguineDarkfire
    @SanguineDarkfire 26 днів тому +343

    “The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal.” This quote has ceased to be satirical, and has become reality.

    • @foxanard
      @foxanard 25 днів тому +13

      It always was, people were just too foolish to realize...

    • @zanyraccoon6361
      @zanyraccoon6361 25 днів тому +7

      That's literally the point of satire. To exaggerate reals things to a comical level to instill a lesson, parable, or warning. Parody is just exaggerated comedy for the sake of being funny. People really do need to learn the difference.

  • @gavin1506
    @gavin1506 21 день тому +1

    I have to correct the "6 minutes" statement of the 80's. About the "generic" nature and design. It was done like that on purpose so you could make your own army. They added parts when they could produce the models.
    I think it's easy to say "they hadn't designed it yet" however that wasn't correct. They had designed it, just couldn't build the models.

  • @matthewtolman5598
    @matthewtolman5598 15 днів тому +1

    GW got rid of squats (space dwarfs) back in the nineties. Any mention of squats would get you banned from their message boards. They never have been particularly interested in cannon consistency.

  • @Sadovari
    @Sadovari 26 днів тому +536

    The Cavill clip hits so hard cause Custodes was his army too. Poor man can't have anything without it being fucked with.

    • @watercoinzero
      @watercoinzero 26 днів тому

      Selling war to women is important, some nerd tears are a small price that's worth paying.

    • @ARandomLetterA
      @ARandomLetterA 26 днів тому +17

      Heck they also nerfed them bad in their new edition too.

    • @Remixersoloman
      @Remixersoloman 26 днів тому +13

      I doubt he gives a shit about woman being in custodes lmao, the faction identity is completely unchanged.

    • @Sadovari
      @Sadovari 26 днів тому +89

      @@Remixersoloman if you think that Henry doesn't care about the lore of the things he's invested in...I mean the dude had arguments over the portrayal of Geralt. Yeah, dude obviously doesn't care about lore.

    • @xX_EltKLLgm-ng_Xx
      @xX_EltKLLgm-ng_Xx 26 днів тому +41

      @@Remixersoloman Warhammer has a surprising amount of realism with their ridiculous high fantasy, it's part of what makes it so great.
      Females are not necessary to be space marines or custodes. Male Space Marines and Custodes have their genitalia removed, because it is also not necessary. All they need is muscle, limbs, and extra organs. The male body naturally have the advantage in muscle mass, enough said. That is why they are the Space Marines.
      If a woman Space Marine existed, it would be more difficult to create and more costly. From the genital mutilation, increasing muscle growth, etc etc. Male already is winning in terms of efficiency and resources in that regard. You would just be making the woman into a man while it's already been/being genetically altered. What's the point? You realize Space Marines are basically clones of their respective Primarchs, right?
      Sisters of Battles are not Space Marines, not even close. But they fit. They are literally ripped in half and used by Grey Knights, their blood is a protective layer against Daemons/Warp magic.
      Anyways, if it doesn't change the faction identity then why do it? What's the actual point?

  • @colh3127
    @colh3127 26 днів тому +208

    To quote GW from the past: "The world of 40k is satirical not aspirational" I wish they'd stand by this quote.

    • @dinoblacklane1640
      @dinoblacklane1640 26 днів тому +20

      It really is a situation where they want it to be evil and grim-derp but also rainbow-gay at the same time. And it just doesn't work

    • @nubdupre6678
      @nubdupre6678 26 днів тому +6

      @@dinoblacklane1640rainbow gay? There have always been gay people in 40k like whole short stories, and in a galaxy of trillions not one women was capable of being a custodies. Ya know the things each made in a unique and handcrafted away. Space marine it’s can make sense because it’s not hand crafted it’s like an assembly line no real room for deviation. But custodians are unique individuals of unique construction

    • @AL-lh2ht
      @AL-lh2ht 26 днів тому +6

      warhammer has stopped being striaght satire several editions ago.

    • @gwyn111
      @gwyn111 26 днів тому +6

      But it needs to reflect the Los Angeles bubble we live in today!

    • @schrodinger6261
      @schrodinger6261 25 днів тому

      ​@@AL-lh2htif they went for old school satire people would probably scream "WOKE"

  • @whiskysin453
    @whiskysin453 12 днів тому

    Oh Henry, you were the chosen one... and in the end, you drew attention and opened the gate to killing the hobby... bro lived long enough to become the villain

  • @timothybenton3561
    @timothybenton3561 18 днів тому +1

    How long until y’all think Henry will quit?

  • @timbryant2969
    @timbryant2969 26 днів тому +284

    I try never to wish bad things on people. However, if I woke up tomorrow and read that Blackrock had cratered I'd close my eyes, smile, and whisper "Thank you, Lord.".

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 26 днів тому +17

      It's not the only firm doing such things, unfortunately.

    • @user-ko1hi1fy9z
      @user-ko1hi1fy9z 26 днів тому +15

      They have taken a lot from us over the years, I have learned to love obscure hobbies because of it, they will never find my new hobbies. I will not have them destroy my passions again.

    • @abdulamar9907
      @abdulamar9907 26 днів тому +6

      You mean, "thank the Emperor" in this case.

    • @bugsyseigel7592
      @bugsyseigel7592 26 днів тому +2

      Nah, the lord knows i'm a sinner, i wish all the horrible things that life has to offer

    • @Stone7C1
      @Stone7C1 26 днів тому +2

      @@user-ko1hi1fy9z DnD and warhammer were very obscure hobbies once too.

  • @J0hnzie
    @J0hnzie 26 днів тому +241

    'The Dunmer never had slaves, they were always allied to the Nords.'
    'The Jedi Order always used red lightsabers, and can use lightning attacks.'
    'The Subway foot-long was always 10 inches.'
    It's not that we're making a massive fuss over this particular change- it is the bold-faced LYING while changing something we already love for nonsensical, corporate interests beyond our control. That is what we're so upset about.

    • @DrGero15
      @DrGero15 26 днів тому

      When did the Jedi use lighting?

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 26 днів тому +22

      @@DrGero15 exactly.

    • @usernamealreadytaken9330
      @usernamealreadytaken9330 26 днів тому +17

      ​@@DrGero15 RIP reading comprehension

    • @Warkera
      @Warkera 26 днів тому +19

      @@DrGero15 the rise of shitwalker. rey palpatine uses it against a tie fighter. simply because "sHe Is ThE sTrOnGeSt JeDi AnD tHe JeDi HaVe AlWaYs UsEd FoRcE lIgHtNiNg"

    • @sebastianc9716
      @sebastianc9716 26 днів тому +2

      ​@@DrGero15 Rey, when she shot down that transporter with force lightning, was considered some kind of Jedi at that point

  • @razgril
    @razgril 19 днів тому +1

    I came to know the WH40K community through videogames like Dawn of War, and Space Marine. Will probably never play the tabletop because I have no money and no one to play with in the city and country I live in, but I have read plenty of lore through the years and while I am familiar with the retcons and changes GW has done through the ages, I think they went too far NOT because of the lore change, but the way they handled their response to the community and WHY they did it, as mr. CriticalDrinker so fabulously explains in his video.
    This brings to mind how the retcon was done in the Horus Heressy when an anonymous guardsman's sacrifice is the trigger for the Emperor to defeat Horus being changed was a disservice to how this was the epitome of humanity's sacrifice as a whole, when the clear underdog would still go up there and wail on fucking Horus out of all people... our willingness to go against impossible odds in order to save what we love.... This is exactly like that. I'm pretty sure the community as a whole won't take it lying when the company spews bullshit and barefaced lies to the fans.
    And believe it... GW doesn't want to make the nerds and dorks we are not consume it's products, the virtue signalers sure won't buy what they sell, as usual. Great catch there, mr. CriticalDrinker!

    • @drigoleus1055
      @drigoleus1055 18 днів тому

      Y'know they retconned him right?
      Like, recently
      Why are you not talking about that

  • @gobihoukou1
    @gobihoukou1 16 днів тому +1

    You got one thing wrong - custodes are not elite space marines, they are fundamentally different thing, even if it might not be obvious at the first glance. Process of creating them is different and even harder than that of space marine. Other than that, agreed completely.

  • @joshuaforester
    @joshuaforester 26 днів тому +114

    "We've always been at war with east asia." was a wonderfully placed reference.