XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 1 Episode 8 - Were you a tall baby?

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  • @junkdnareviews2515
    @junkdnareviews2515 5 років тому +383

    I'm as old now as Karl was in series 1. Weird as I've been listening to these for about 10 years. Soon I'll be pottering about

  • @noddy3007
    @noddy3007 6 років тому +126

    Ricky, "Steve's got a huge column"
    Steve, "Brilliant Ricky, Award winning comedy"
    Made me laugh :'D

    • @NatS3703
      @NatS3703 3 роки тому

      I did a spit take 😂

    • @1980HiphopFunk
      @1980HiphopFunk 9 місяців тому

      Same here . Also cause the sound was fading, lovely sarcasm from Steve.

  • @a_b897
    @a_b897 8 років тому +138

    I think that the baguette story was the first unofficial Educating Ricky!

  • @LittleLiamful
    @LittleLiamful 9 років тому +106

    35:10
    That ''Good Night'' just seals the deal, one of Merchants best.

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 8 років тому +6

      hahaha nailed it

    • @camille79
      @camille79 5 років тому +6

      Haha been listening to these for ages. Why does that still make me laugh?! Lol

    • @LittleLiamful
      @LittleLiamful 5 років тому +4

      Me too, 3 years later. @@camille79

    • @izzirf
      @izzirf 2 роки тому

      I laughed so hard. Love young Smerch

    • @TheSchwindelFrei
      @TheSchwindelFrei 2 роки тому

      Could you explain this joke to me? What's the stereotype about lesbians and dogs, and what does "they're right dogs" mean?

  • @_SliK_
    @_SliK_ 4 роки тому +28

    24:21 😂😂😂
    I love it when he struggles:
    “Wheeere wot”
    “Bid lin”😂

  • @graysonridge4080
    @graysonridge4080 6 років тому +139

    “Just don’t let him carry the baguettes” Karl with a proper joke there! He’s got some sharp wit every now and then.

    • @RT-ks2zi
      @RT-ks2zi 3 роки тому +15

      Too much laying low

    • @priaadam
      @priaadam 2 роки тому +8

      'at he chewed

    • @matthewlaffey8360
      @matthewlaffey8360 Рік тому +10

      He knew it was funny. He said it to be funny. And it was funny! Well done.

  • @MrFoodAndDrink
    @MrFoodAndDrink 5 років тому +137

    This is the first episode with Karl really going. First educating Ricky with the baguette and first story that started with "ages ago".

  • @alfiemitchell3026
    @alfiemitchell3026 4 роки тому +80

    6:19
    I never noticed before, but Karl was the one who started with the chicken noises!

  • @indecentproposal9473
    @indecentproposal9473 7 років тому +59

    'It's a disabilitatin..' genius Smerch

    • @enchantedprotection444
      @enchantedprotection444 4 роки тому +1

      3:59 If you were 8’3 it would be *slightly* disabilitatin’... lol

  • @cephelapoid3466
    @cephelapoid3466 Місяць тому +2

    As someone who has been listening to podcasts etc from comedians for years now, nothing comes close to this. I keep coming back about once a year.

  • @benellis2962
    @benellis2962 8 років тому +193

    "Just coming out of your teens..."
    "I'm a virgo"

  • @packlimo
    @packlimo 9 років тому +247

    These podcasts help me de-stress soooo much, thank you for uploading

  • @clare79
    @clare79 7 років тому +53

    Time for the comforting sounds of Gervais, Merchant and Pilkington
    Perfect bedfellows 👌

    • @indecentproposal9473
      @indecentproposal9473 7 років тому +6

      weird innit.. sleep well

    • @j.peterse8106
      @j.peterse8106 7 років тому +3

      clare harding hahaha bedfellows... so wrong but so right

    • @ejayman
      @ejayman 11 місяців тому +1

      Ooh, ‘ello

  • @gibbs7444
    @gibbs7444 8 років тому +30

    Pilkers: 'wrap it up if ya want'
    Gervs: 'No, not wrap it up'

  • @bourneultamatum
    @bourneultamatum 5 років тому +14

    "Don't let him carry the baguette!" Absolute genius from Karl there. Quick wit from the K-man!

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 7 років тому +60

    "Only people with money had drinking or summet"
    Oh Karl😂

  • @al_s_
    @al_s_ 7 місяців тому +4

    My addiction to these is a-disabilitating

  • @EverGreen1888
    @EverGreen1888 Рік тому +8

    this show was actually broadcast live...amazing

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 Рік тому

      I wish I had known about it back then. I was a big fan of The Office but I had no idea this show existed. It would have given more more to look forward to during the week, that's for sure.

  • @tomjsly
    @tomjsly 5 років тому +8

    "just don't let him carry the baguettes" know it's coming every time and always crack up

  • @JustinKlineTheComedian
    @JustinKlineTheComedian 4 роки тому +26

    Love Karl jumping in with, "Betty!" Early sign of him getting all his information from The Flintstones.

  • @alandodd7195
    @alandodd7195 8 років тому +9

    Steve ripping Gervais for being scared of fire.
    There's someone official coming in now....
    Love these. Cheers man Man Moth

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 8 років тому +7

      remember rickys story of when he said to a firefighter, "there's enough of ya", he learned his lesson not to disrespect fire related incidents.

  • @justinkline8437
    @justinkline8437 7 років тому +29

    "The only place on a coach I can sit-"
    "-is the driver's lap."

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 6 років тому +6

      Justin Kline he could drive it from the back

  • @AtnaRecords1
    @AtnaRecords1 3 роки тому +8

    “It’s like bisbismen, bisbisme-bisbismen”

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Рік тому +9

    Karl's first reaction to a fire alarm: finish the show early and go home lmao, any way out of work

  • @Nickubus99
    @Nickubus99 8 років тому +72

    Bizmismem... bizmissme....biizmismen XD

  • @adamantportraits
    @adamantportraits Рік тому +3

    Everything’s good in my world when I’m listening to this first series

  • @MACARONIEMANIAC
    @MACARONIEMANIAC Рік тому +18

    Can't help but feel as though in the later years the ridicule wore him down. He's so energetic in these earlier episodes, delivering actually funny jokes/quips, audibly laughing and speaking up to the other two. I love when he laughs, it doesn't happen often enough. Later seasons and even in the podcast he seems to just accept the insults instead of trying to banter back. Maybe I'm reading too much into it. I know if I had 2 people taking the piss the whole time I would get annoyed, let alone over decades.

    • @Mr_B31
      @Mr_B31 Рік тому +5

      Totally agree!! Been thinking the same thing. That’s my main problem with later episodes and the podcasts, I really don’t like it when they just bully Karl and usually take it too far

    • @blanemckay9278
      @blanemckay9278 Рік тому +4

      Yeh they milked the cow far too dry.

    • @Adelehalsall
      @Adelehalsall Рік тому +2

      I agree with you, the earlier radio episodes are the best. But I think later on (like in the podcast) they had an agreement where Karl would continue playing the role of village idiot because they’d found a formula that worked. Karl would just take it because it was all part of the “plot” and he was getting paid, but I don’t blame him for getting tired of it.

    • @dalemcmahon4130
      @dalemcmahon4130 Рік тому +1

      I mean a fire alarm went off in the first 5 minutes of the show and his immediate thought was “wrap it up” you’d think he always hated doing the show 😂

    • @erosion271
      @erosion271 Рік тому

      No it’s the opposite. He stopped bantering back quite as much because the trio knew where the money was. Having Karl saying stupid shit

  • @HopeVJustice
    @HopeVJustice 8 років тому +10

    Love the subtle "..right set the tape going now if you wanna tape.. this... " hehe

  • @justinkline8437
    @justinkline8437 7 років тому +15

    "Lesbian?"
    "Hung around with a dog."

  • @TheClassicWorld
    @TheClassicWorld 7 років тому +19

    'It's adistabilating.' That's easy for you to say. Hhahaha. I'm dying.

  • @GooglyEyedJoe
    @GooglyEyedJoe 8 років тому +35

    3:59 - "If you were 8 foot 3 it'd be slightly disabilitating, you would you know but..." "Disabilitating?" "Bu.....What?" "Disabilitating? Yeah, you're a medical man aren't you?"
    4:27 - "You could drive it from the back." "Here it comes, watch it."

    • @mcharles1814
      @mcharles1814 7 років тому +2

      'Diasbiliabitating.' - Steve.

    • @capnhawkins
      @capnhawkins 6 років тому +1

      "No the point is it's a disabilitatin'..."

    • @bigfatpieface
      @bigfatpieface 5 років тому +3

      Gareth says it in the office at one point. My theory is that ricky wrote it in with Steve thinking it was funny because it made Gareth seem like a clueless tit but ricky believing that it was the right word

  • @tommymills7870
    @tommymills7870 6 років тому +8

    Steves got a huge column 😂

  • @HopeVJustice
    @HopeVJustice 8 років тому +26

    "..It's just we've arranged to meet back at you.."

    • @peazyplayz5946
      @peazyplayz5946 4 роки тому +1

      Hope Ⓥ Justice I did this to a 6’5 black guy, the lights kind of bonced of his head and he became like a light pole...

  • @JebodiahJunfan
    @JebodiahJunfan 5 років тому +11

    Karl “I think people have given you more of a chance in life.”
    Steve “yeah, stacking shelves!”
    Straight into plug in baby, good timing from Karl there

  • @JHA854
    @JHA854 4 роки тому +68

    Imagine calling lesbians "right dogs" on radio in 2020 hahaha

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 3 роки тому +14

      Good times.

    • @Crashoverride774
      @Crashoverride774 3 роки тому +18

      Lol about 2 episodes ago I think it was literally called Filthy Lezza Ostriches

    • @Voduke789
      @Voduke789 3 роки тому +3

      They'd get a dressing down for certain.

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 3 роки тому +3

      Its changed so quickly.

    • @DwightSchrutes
      @DwightSchrutes 3 роки тому +8

      Nowadays I don't think Jonathan Ross could walk into a studio and pop his meat and 2 veg out either haha

  • @robertJ14
    @robertJ14 2 місяці тому +1

    Might be my submission for most underrated episode

  • @dollyabby
    @dollyabby 8 років тому +42

    Awwwww steve "two of my best buddies" 2:14

    • @gotgot4
      @gotgot4 5 років тому

      Although he’s only known Pilkers for a month or so

    • @timblake1989
      @timblake1989 5 років тому +16

      utter rubbish steve cant take any jokes against him, he takes so much chin and basically laughs it off or jokes about it too. You clearly dont understand his humour

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 3 роки тому +4

      @@dball_94 Terrible take.

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 3 роки тому +7

      @@dball_94 steve is clearly acting offended, its apart of what makes it funny

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 5 місяців тому

      ​@gotgot4 no, alot longer.

  • @Oshmoshy
    @Oshmoshy 11 місяців тому +2

    “Here’s a kagool I’ve made out of my own sthkin” 😂😂😂

  • @JakeV100
    @JakeV100 7 років тому +19

    ricky's mic is so much louder than steve and karl's

    • @kevinflemming1982
      @kevinflemming1982 5 років тому +4

      That's just his normal volume.

    • @guitargit976
      @guitargit976 3 роки тому +1

      Was wondering if anyone else noticed, this episode specifically Ricky is almost distorting and Karl is so low in the mix ya can barely hear his nonsense 😂

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому

      Yes it is a bit grating, especially since he's by far the loudest of the 3 anyway

  • @Adelehalsall
    @Adelehalsall Рік тому +1

    Karl’s story about the baguettes - the first of many to come haha ❤

  • @WollongongWacko
    @WollongongWacko 6 років тому +8

    The episodes with Claire are a lot of fun, especially if you've never given a full one a chance

    • @ufoash440
      @ufoash440 2 роки тому +1

      This isn't a Claire episode though hahahaha

  • @capnhawkins
    @capnhawkins 7 років тому +9

    Oh brak, Sarge! Braaaak, Sarge!!

  • @chriskelly9361
    @chriskelly9361 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you so much for putting these together. The best medicine for whatever ails me.

  • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
    @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 років тому +62

    Karl Pilkington or to use the Latin; 'Dimmus Mancoid' x

    • @SA-3270
      @SA-3270 8 років тому

      Brilliant!

    • @vinoandretti
      @vinoandretti 8 років тому +11

      +Saad Alvi "Eh, it's alight an' that... But the Latin bit, do we need it?"

    • @al_s_
      @al_s_ Рік тому

      Were Latin people always in a rush?

  • @Shifter22
    @Shifter22 4 роки тому +5

    12:26 Ricky finding out Jessica rabbit isn't a rabbit always cracks me up. 😝

  • @missf7727
    @missf7727 Місяць тому

    I love when Ricky is actually laughing at what Karl says about Steve's looks but pretends it's Steve's response he's laughing at, so he can get away with bursting out laughing!! 😂🤭

  • @brownayy
    @brownayy 6 років тому +33

    Imagine how many people would get offended if this were broadcast today

    • @julienblower7452
      @julienblower7452 5 років тому +16

      i think they were offended at the time

    • @jdmhbeats
      @jdmhbeats 2 місяці тому

      How many people would be seething and outraged and insecure enough to start a protest 😂

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 3 роки тому +6

    I like them being quite nice to Karl in these early days

  • @SundayCovers69
    @SundayCovers69 Рік тому +1

    Iconic episode. “Arrange to meet back at you” canon event anecdote

  • @alexiscondit898
    @alexiscondit898 Рік тому +2

    I just watched that clip of ricky on razzmatazz. Wow. He was trying so hard to be david Bowie. Pretty adorable really, and hilarious at the same time.

    • @jdmhbeats
      @jdmhbeats 2 місяці тому

      At least he had a go

  • @sikytamedia6254
    @sikytamedia6254 3 роки тому +3

    Still listening in 2021

    • @jtyler9130
      @jtyler9130 3 роки тому

      Yo! 5th time round for me!

  • @capnhawkins
    @capnhawkins 6 років тому +7

    Talking of cartoons, I just realized that Steve looks like Flik from A Bug's Life. They could have done what they did for Gollum in Lord of the Rings, just put a stop-motion suit on him and have him act out the part of Flik and then render his face. Or he could've been a stick insect or a praying mantis or something.
    Also, when I was a kid I quite fancied the lionesses from The Lion King. I guess the fact that they weren't noticeably furry and fuzzy was what kept that from feeling too weird.

    • @capnhawkins
      @capnhawkins 5 років тому +1

      I also fancied Rita from Oliver and Company and Vixy from The Fox and the Hound.

  • @n0rdicwarking
    @n0rdicwarking 4 місяці тому

    the Crossroads bit at the end is still great 😂

  • @ChristopherHarris
    @ChristopherHarris 5 років тому +6

    Remember that Karl is older than Merchant

  • @j.peterse8106
    @j.peterse8106 7 років тому +8

    stephen should come shoe shopping in the Nederlands, everyone is freakishly tall here..

  • @roberthoyle4874
    @roberthoyle4874 Рік тому +1

    These conversations will never be Allowed again. Gutted!!!!!

  • @theslugboiii5969
    @theslugboiii5969 3 роки тому +1

    "Whatever he says is gonna be good innit." the most accurate description of Karl ever

  • @jeremybds1901
    @jeremybds1901 7 років тому +6

    MIGHTA BURNT DOWN!!

    • @capnhawkins
      @capnhawkins 5 років тому +1

      "I think we'd have known that, with the flames licking 'round our ankles!"

  • @WollongongWacko
    @WollongongWacko 9 років тому +10

    Bong!

    • @gefaduro8038
      @gefaduro8038 9 років тому +1

      +WollongongWacko go the gong! )

  • @lobsterairsoft499
    @lobsterairsoft499 6 років тому +7

    4:10 it's a disabilitating...

  • @Kate-go9tp
    @Kate-go9tp 5 років тому +6

    "we´ve had emails from people, please dont speak to karl, its cruel"

  • @FLITT
    @FLITT 4 роки тому +3

    Don't let him carry the baguettes... Touche Karl

  • @davidheaton5765
    @davidheaton5765 3 роки тому +3

    "Business mem, business nem, business men"

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 5 місяців тому

    40:00 - "i thought it looked alright" ""did you.... oh hello"😂😂

  • @arturobandini4078
    @arturobandini4078 Рік тому +1

    This episode disabilitates me with laughter.

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 7 років тому +5

    Has anyone been to upper crust these days? I saw this baguette story 'on the wall' the other day

  • @DunkeysLongLostSon
    @DunkeysLongLostSon 4 роки тому +3

    34:59 I love this bit

  • @HazerD
    @HazerD 4 роки тому +1

    32:10 “was that her first day on the job?” 😂😂😂

  • @millienoble3482
    @millienoble3482 Місяць тому

    5:55 Ricky panicking about the fire alarm bwaaaaaaark

  • @bryskib9412
    @bryskib9412 Рік тому +1

    "' 'Ere is a kagool made out of my own schkin..."

  • @erizzle67
    @erizzle67 6 років тому +6

    "Ages ago..."

  • @hdspade
    @hdspade 7 років тому +3

    'dimus mancoid' i'm fucking dead

  • @blanemckay9278
    @blanemckay9278 Рік тому +2

    Why is this so re-listenable?

  • @doves3630
    @doves3630 8 років тому +24

    Anyone seen steves misses now, she's an absolute worldy hahaaa!

    • @lewiscranston881
      @lewiscranston881 8 років тому +4

      True that's what money can get youn

    • @Nickknackks
      @Nickknackks 8 років тому

      really? I was looking on the article from when they went to Vietnam but couldn't see her. what's her name?

    • @lewiscranston881
      @lewiscranston881 8 років тому +3

      nick nack That was his old old girlfriend called Claire or something. His new one's called Christine Marzano. He's a lucky man.

    • @ben4232
      @ben4232 8 років тому +12

      +smalla ss you call poor Stephen uncool yet you say stuff like 'even his vibe is lame'. Oh how I love irony...

    • @lewiscranston881
      @lewiscranston881 8 років тому +1

      ***** Ricky could be with a worldy?

  • @TheHappyTeacher
    @TheHappyTeacher 3 роки тому +6

    Ahh the old days where Karl didn't speak much and laughed at himself

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 Рік тому +4

      I prefer series 1. Towards the end of series 2 Ricky started crafting the character of "Karl Pilkington" in a more deliberate way and it took out some of the spontaneity (only a little bit) and Karl started acting up a bit.

    • @jdmhbeats
      @jdmhbeats 2 місяці тому

      ​@@arturobandini4078crafting the character.. are you serious?

  • @kelvinmoseley4816
    @kelvinmoseley4816 2 роки тому +2

    20 years since this was broadcast

    • @lukecharles3880
      @lukecharles3880 8 місяців тому

      21 years now ennit, almost 22, mental

  • @SN-di9ix
    @SN-di9ix 8 років тому +17

    I really wish they'd said "radiobread" after the baguette story...

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 8 років тому +7

      I love his follow up later "..Just don't let him carry the baguettes!"

  • @pizzaboy1250
    @pizzaboy1250 7 років тому +12

    Brittney Spears "crossroads" received Shockingly bad reviews from critics and fans alike... In case you're wondering.

  • @LivinNexus
    @LivinNexus Рік тому

    8:40 ABSOLUTELY KILLS MEE!!! 🤣

  • @alandodd3184
    @alandodd3184 7 років тому +4

    back around we go again.....

  • @dimed2338
    @dimed2338 4 роки тому +4

    Did Steve inadvertently invent UA-cam on this show?

  • @indecentproposal9473
    @indecentproposal9473 7 років тому +5

    it's a disabilitatin..

  • @justinkline8437
    @justinkline8437 7 років тому +8

    "All the songs there are, Karl, Steve likes some of them, and he doesn't like others. But for this feature, the only ones that will be in this feature are the ones he likes."

  • @callumsneddon5589
    @callumsneddon5589 8 років тому +2

    Is it only the music and adverts that get cut out of these?

  • @sirofsirs390
    @sirofsirs390 6 років тому +4

    BWAARRRRKKKK!!

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 6 років тому

      Sir Of Sirs oh look at him he's scared of fire!

  • @bensmith5288
    @bensmith5288 4 роки тому +5

    Can people like the video?! . 800 likes and 250k views . Just press the like button for christ's sake

  • @captainobvious7287
    @captainobvious7287 10 місяців тому +2

    Why are Ricky's levels so ridiculously loud in this episode?

    • @Bevis97
      @Bevis97 8 місяців тому

      ikr its brutal

  • @lesleyb13
    @lesleyb13 Рік тому +2

    373k views .... I'm responsible for about 0.01 of those. Wow, if anything makes you feel your real significance as one little person on our planet 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Jacam781
    @Jacam781 2 роки тому +2

    If only someone had realised that the error with when the sun will 'die' was actually 50 times more out than that presenter's mistake with the size of the moon was out.

    • @harry_page
      @harry_page Рік тому +1

      Yeah 1 million vs 5 billion is a far more egregious mistake in scale than 4 vs 400 but it's almost like people don't notice or care as much about the difference between a million and a billion.

  • @jolleyolley1204
    @jolleyolley1204 Рік тому +1

    Is Dermott O Diddly Dermott I Leary?

  • @jaypee9575
    @jaypee9575 5 років тому +5

    It's so nice when Karl actually lands a joke. He is so rarely funny on purpose.

    • @Adelehalsall
      @Adelehalsall Рік тому

      Karl is actually very witty I reckon

  • @alandodd3184
    @alandodd3184 3 роки тому +2

    Yeah... Stacking shelves

  • @jianblundell6038
    @jianblundell6038 2 роки тому +1

    5:57 just as they said that, a dude came at me with a flame thrower on far cry 6 😄

  • @Scallion_D
    @Scallion_D 3 роки тому

    "Were you a tall baby?"
    😂

  • @Zanaze_banane
    @Zanaze_banane Рік тому +1

    Ricky: 'P.O.D or pod, as I call them'
    Steve: 'Mhm'
    Ricky: 'I don't'
    Steve: 'No'
    Idk why that made me laugh

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 Рік тому

      It's weird, as I used to call that band "pod" as well back then

  • @F40LM
    @F40LM 5 років тому +1

    Can you watch this anywhere with all the music, uncut?

    • @jdmhbeats
      @jdmhbeats 2 місяці тому

      I'd enjoy that too man did you find it anywhere?

    • @F40LM
      @F40LM 2 місяці тому

      @@jdmhbeats I think there are some on Spotify, some parts that were cut from the animated show too

  • @alandodd3184
    @alandodd3184 4 роки тому

    This is where it really starts in my opinion

  • @raulduke3237
    @raulduke3237 11 місяців тому

    Time goes by so fast

  • @_arman_
    @_arman_ 7 років тому +8

    I'm a virgo

    • @CORNISHDUDE
      @CORNISHDUDE 7 років тому +6

      On the cusp

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 7 років тому

      They're weird, and obsessed with insignificant details. Fits him well.

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 3 роки тому +1

      Why did he say that??