Why you should NEVER come to India?!
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- Too just too many ALPHAS in India to handle
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Mentioning Brazil, India or Germany in the title...:
Their populations:
_* S U M M O N E D *_
Das stimmt
Already here
@@namanyadav8061 yep
true
it also works with spain, italy, Uk, Balkans and Russia.
edit: south asia and turkey too
Don't worry Drew even us Indians are not able understand these legends🤣🤣🤣
they themselves have no idea when they are posting the stuff they don't overthink it once
@@vipin395 no they post that kind of stuff thinking people would get impressed by them but in reality no one gives shit about it
@@goodguyyt Most people dont post em themself like that Indian space program is propably a normal picture that was posted but then edited by someone else.
There are a lot of police cases currently regarding theese
Haha
can agree
Ofc Indians are trying to apply for NASA... I mean the NASA basically hires people from India...
"ISRO is basically NASA with less Indians." - Vir Das
@Hitarth Khot why bro? Try to get job in ISRO...please don't leave your motherland :(
It would be a brain drain then😔
false info, nasa dont allow immigrants to work
@@siddharthtiwari8125 it's fine to leave motherland if you don't like it
@@oksowhat The Indians working in NASA are only ethnically Indians, they are citizens of US only.
Im from India n this is really embarrassing 😂. Also, Drew didnt get many of the jokes
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁
really??? u from indeya wowwwwwww
@@ashishjadhao115 and I think u are also Indian because we people can only make these types of spelling mistakes 🤣🤣
@@joginderyadav6174 whhat u tryeen to say brotur ...im from rushia
@@ashishjadhao115 bruh your name
Basically now half of the guys do these kind of photoshops and bad English intentionally so UA-camrs can roast them and they can get kind of famous
And that's how Xavier and GI Joe was born.
@@pawaratharva6371 Yeah that's right
Title: Has the word "India" in it
Me,an Indian : *I have been summoned*
the comments are gonna be all indians
Me, a Pakistani: *Adios*
@@adamtheprop6959 प.क.म.क.भ
@@adamtheprop6959 Indian nationalists: OOGA BOOGA, HOW DARE YOU BE FROM A NATION!?
@@leedee22z8 bhai bhai bhai 😂
All of my Indian friends are obsessive about their hair. It always looks great.
Yea bro I love my hair I dont like someone spoils it
True, I'm obsessed with my hairs as well
You haven't met me yet.
Video: has “India”
Me, a half American/half Bengali: ok, guess ima watch this
also, 666k subs pog’nt
you're half-bengali, that's cool!
do you know who gogol ganguly is? xD
@@sriyasodharmma4021 hey aren't you gonna unite yourself? Because I wanna move to the Great Country of Cascadia!
Yeah 666k subs!
@@UnRealistic. @Neo Longist101 - You guys are extremely welcome in the great country of Cascadia ! Will take some time to unite tho
You just made me realize I hadn't even subscribed yet even though I've been watching this guy for months...
I feel like drew is jellus of all Indian Chad's
Jealous
@@dumbwinner2188 the miss spelling is the part of the joke
@@dumbwinner2188 you do justify your name
Well speaking of jellus , i think of jelly now . Is anyone Hungary* here? Better eat some United Steaks* from America .
I only liked to get this post to 69 likes
Drew trying to speak Hindi is the funniest thing ever!!!
Yeah I also laughed a little! Garals lol
gives me vivekamunand vibes
Me who can speak hindi: pathetic
Are you Schummy Vanna kaviyangal ?
@@user-ll6pr5cw1f no I’m not and I’m pretty sure any of these ppl aren’t him also
Me when I see India in the title: He is getting less views
69 haha funny number
*Translation for **9:43*
Dhasu= slang for cool
Saasu= mother in law
Imo dhasu would mean more like 'solid' and it is really not slang.
Last time I was this early Germany was split up
hilarious
Well Last time I was this much late that germany had started ww3!
For legal reasons that's a joke!
Last time I was this late Rome was Splitted
Ah the good old days *Cries over loss of DDR*
Humor e piadas
Deep down we'll know that Drew is actually indian
he's really rocking that fair and lovely skin cream
@@fionapalma3886 no drew durnil real name Dawood ibrahim khan he from Peshawar Pakistan
@@noneimportant5951 joke
🤦♂️🤦♂️
@yitzhak rafaeli shekkelsteinberg thats a one in a billion chance also there are many fair indians drew can pass as pathan lol
1:27
That's A Pakistani Cricketer
He is also famous for
His English in the Subcontinent too
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🇮🇳❤🇧🇩❤🇵🇰
@4:08: At least one language expert has said, or suggested, English in India is distinctive enough for it to be considered a possible future variant. One of the most common grammatical variants Indians use in English that British and American speakers don't use is saying things like, "He is not knowing it."
Well, I am indian, but I have never heard someone saying this.😅
@@khushi6880 You might have heard prases such as "class topper". Those only exist in India.
@@NisansaDdS"He/She passing out from the institute/college/school" is also very much Indian. Use the word "rubber" for
"eraser"
@@lokeshwaranvr "Rubber" for "Eraser" is not uniquely Indian. It is British.
@@NisansaDdS and backbenchers says rubbed (pronounce rubber with d that replaced r)
1:28 that’s from pakistan!!....and the irony is that the guy with the glasses wrote that and he is a well known pakistani cricketer....u know the amount of shit he been through
Woah 😂😂
ISRO is basically NASA with less Indians.
- some chad probably
ISRO is basically american but with indian etnic but still american
@@justsomerandomguywithanime7369 mention any american working in isro and any technology that isro used from nasa
"the moon landings are fake"
"prove it"
the evidence 0:20
9:43 Dhasu is a very cringy word for cool and Sassu means Wife's Mother.
Welcome, already.
Sasu can be used to refer to mother in law too
@@nachiketgurjar2769 wohi toh bola wo
Dhasu is very cringy? Really?
bhai tera nam cringy hoha iagar dhasu bhi cringi hai, lol
Do I spot Leo valdez in that profile pic?
South asian humour is so derpy lol I love it
😂🤭
The british reading the title: sad imperialist noises
*Rule Britannia stops*
These posts deliberately write Inglis instead of English
lol I’m English and I love Indians, they can take as well as return a joke
1:28 that's Pakistani Cricketer.😂😂😂
im an indian and im laughing so hard mainly cause i understand indian humour,haha
the real reason Drew censors everything is because his mom watches his videos. E🅱️ic chad move right there 👍
Drew puts India in the title
Indian paradox and history fans following him from years quietly sitting in some corner
*My time has come*
9:48 that word actually means mother-in-law
yeah lol
I'm indian, believe me your video is just gem 💎. I laughed so much and share with friends 😂
Hate/love from Pakistan
If you like Pakistan love if you hate Pakistan then hate
@@funnyusername7097 why? Lol, just love the everyone because the hatred will just keep going if both sides hate each other, atleast someone should compromise.
I guess you could say that this was a Dhasu video
Yes there is Indian English. For eg we call 100k 1 lakh
Crore also
that id just indian numerical system, for ex. you can still say 1 लाख $$
I thought that is a hindi word
@@praveenamaram no its lakh in english too
In simple words you can call it accent
I live in a town where doggos are free, they are really shy during the day but at night they move in packs and it can be dangerous but never heard of someone getting attacked, usually they fight each other for territories
i loved the second doge war
me who is night owl and sleep at 3am , litterally annoyed by those and beated them with stick yesterday night for barking lets see what will happen today
In Indian Gulag, there are normal physics
Oh, oh no!
Impossible!
@Comrade Mandeep nein.!
@@37boy60 ja
That one is just hilarious.
Indians: Clearly Seeing The Memes are a mix of India, Pakistan, Bangladesh.
DREW: *IT'S ALL RAJ. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN*.
ahyes, raj
just found out my great great grandfahter was born in ulm
@@tacticalterminator9477 Bruh moment
BRO I'M IN ULM RIGHT NOW!!!
@@tacticalterminator9477 its in bavaria,germany and drew durnil has a video on it
Just found that my first/oldest grandparent was born in africa.Very cool
@@ritaDas-xl4kz it's actually in Baden-Württemberg, right on the border to Bavaria, separated by the Danube from its Bavarian neigbour city: Neu-Ulm (literally: New Ulm). lol
the moment i saw india i knew some shit is about to go down
Indian Moon Colonization, 2299, still colorized
Do you even know water in the moon discovered first in the world by Indian Space Research Organisation...?
@@suparnagoswami3906 you are triggered😂
@@RealCherry8085 Yes I am..😏😅
@@tacticalterminator9477 Yeah I know, thanks 😅
1:28 he's Pakistani cricketer
Pakistani is cricketer
😂
10:44 Triggered Insaan's Thumbnail spotted
Yup
Yah
Despite of all, I am an Indian and I invite to u all to come to India.
same :) Aatiti Devo Bhava 🙏
There are so many breathtakingly beautiful places to visit in India. People should really stop going to Delhi and Agra because those places are LITERALLY filled with scammers. Anyone coming to India should research really well in order to avoid the unsafe places. Maybe have a trusted Indian friend to show you around (like me) so that you have the best experience.
As a brit ive heard that the main cities arent too good
@@ryx4992 go to Himachal Pradesh or places neighbouring it and ALWAYS bring winter clothes if not then don't go to places like Rohtang or Lahaul spiti.
@@ryx4992 That's true if you are talking about the cliched tourist places. Coz cliched tourist places are those where almost everyone goes and as a result are crowded, often littered and filled with scammers (coz a place with lots of foreign visitors is the best place to scam). The cliched tourist spots are hence actually far from being the best places to visit if you want to know about the average indian person's nature.
Drew: *looks at fish in a pond*
Drew: *calls it a salmon*
Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
At 7:42 is my school mathematics teacher. Amazing 😂
Really
@@sibasishdutta9009 yes his name is Raunaque Jilani, search up 😂
Drew posts about India
Indians: We have been summoned
1:25 he is not indian. Give some credit to our neighbours
2:52 indian prison food is something that makes you never commit a crime ever again it's just lentils cooked in water with some turmeric salt and black pepper along with rice
How would you know...
I had an uncle how was jailor in an indian jail
sorry i never visited and never want to , so i have no idea about it
@@harshit2.02 yes situation are pretty terrible or so my uncle said
"Lentil" andcrazy spy
Indians be like:
*video title mentions india*
Indians: *comments " india mentioned so indians are summoned etc. "
This is like an accident I don't wanna look but I'm still watching. Wtf am I watching 😂
F I have hear your name noice
Indians are photoshop pros
Instagramers should hire
There's one Bangladeshi among us
yes
And a Pakistani among us guess who is the Pakistani who jist what’s to make fun of India after a Indian made fun of his country in a comment
As an in Indian,
*More India memes!*
12:17
*All right wingers liked that*
Hahahaha I'm right winger but that was funny.
in mother India, you will see dogs roaming on the street, I think there are 50-100 million of them. most of them are nice all you need is a packet of parle-G and you are good to pet them. :)
I would like to visit India once :)
@@Quantum_0010 don't plss don't plss don't
@@Quantum_0010 i am rn in india and it's so much of pollution here , btw wait for some years then you can visit cuz out pm is doing very good
@@abhijeetkashyap9163 hmm
I'm Indian but I loved this video.
Please make more of these Indian video. Dhanyawaad.
That's nice that your not offended by his title or something but if you are then it's just a joke greetings from usa ;)
9:41 dhassu is the Indian word for cool and sassu is for mother in law
1:59 its actually kind of adorable if you think about it.
Most of them were Pakistani. Lol
@Ashley Harver tru
@Ashley Harver how do you know this
@@ihatemotionblur_3255 hatred between indian and pak
@Ashley Harver THis is bullshit...anytime india has problem they blame pakistan! lol pakistan lives in the head of every indian rent free
But how did they get pictures lol
FINALLY
INDIA
Well this was unexpected and totally
amazing.
How many Yuan did they offered you .
asking the real questions
Hmmm... Hide online?
that mother from another brother is from pakistani cricketer "umar akmal"
Yes
Does anyone remeber the Indian Drew from the face changer/filter video! Lol!
Half of this are pakistani. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Pakistani, bangladeshi indian all here mate
@Prithivi Narayan Shah well dude are u still living in 40s?
When Talking about he meant the indian subcontinent
@@iamgreatalwaysgreat8209
I don't think he was talking about the indian subcontinent because when he knew about the Bangladeshi guy he felt cheated
all the same
0:28 the family members who just wanted to take a photo when they went to a science fair😑
Drew: makes an India video
Indians: *WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ANCIENT ONE*
Me: cool
Being an Indian and laughing on these shits is the best 🤣🤣🤣
This type of poeple are called chapri in india
10:34 I was actually thinking Pedro Pascal
The British wondering "what have we done anyway"
Doctor: Italian drew ain’t real he can’t hert you
Italian drew: 4:49
1:36 when you were stanning Sistar in 2011 you get all the girls now...2014 is ok too
That Caption was basically like my jawline is so awesome that your mumma wants to be my in law.
13:12
That is actually roti and tarka
-Do u like anime?
-What?
-Do u like anime?
-Animal
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drew we have a fbi in India it's called arogya setu
lmaoo
No its called neighbor
9:47 - sassu in hindi means mother-in-law, Indian flirts are beyond the scope of humanity 😃
As a indian i feel really embarassed despite producing 60% of worlds vaccine and high
GDP,military power,great alliances with other nations but these kind of inidians just ruins all of ours reputation😳😳
humble brag
@@jackl2257 I mean the west media is not doing that for them, so atleast let the people provide info....
This sounds alot like what it sounds like to be an American
This is funny, just laugh . Drew makes joke of everyone from orange man to me (winnie the pooh)
@@gopi7218 oh its a pleasue to meet you
Indians discovering Photoshop is more interesting than Columbus discovering America 😂😂
Drew: 666k subs
Everyone: stop subscibing
I was waiting for you to make this vid,my country’s crazy AF
And he made it with showing pakistani and Bangladeshi people in it. 😑😑
@@NitishKumar-rw4pz But it was still kind of funny. And I don't think there's anything wrong with showing Pakistanis and Bangladeshis.
1:26 well these are pakistani cricketers and the one with glasses is always trolled for his bad english more that his performance in cricket and the other one is a great cricketer
Inshah allah boys played well
@@moundain4220 i dont know about boys but he dont play good
A lot of these things are from pakistan and Bangladesh . Our neighbours are just as cool you know
ever one talks about Indian space program no one talks about Polish space program
But poland cant into space.
every one talks about Polish space program no one talks about Puerto Rican space program
@@brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 Everyone talks about Irish space program, No one talks about Zambian space program
@@Anonymous-tm7jp Everyone talks about Zambian Space Program, No one talks about South Georgia and The South Sandwich Islands Space Program
Drew: Puts India on the title
The entire Indian population : *SUMMONS*
We all know India is gonna become the new brazil soon
Meant?
I am actually Indian, but I can't understand this statement well.
Can you explain me a bit, sir/madam?
Your comment makes me curious could you elaborate
Always has been 🔫
9:51 he is saying "my jawline is very amazing. Would your mother be my mother in law"
"Mother from another brother" :- umar Akmal 😂😂😂
I'm very impressed you knew that you knew that Tigres was a river, and that it is next to the Euphrates. but these rivers are in Iraq, not India, not even that close(relatively)
Indias main rivers are the Ganges and the Indus.
The Indus is in Pakistan (aside from a few tributaries). India's main rivers can be considered as the Ganga and possibly the Brahmaputra, although the latter originates in Tibet
@@AbhijayAgarwal Historically speaking, nowadays it's in Pakistan, sure.
But the Indus River Valley civilizations are more important to the history of India itself.
@@martinhorvath4117 That is true, the Indus Valley started there.
India is my favorite country
Thank you :) May i know where are you from ?
Thanks, so sweet of you.
Here take your reward:
🍬
Im from germany
Thanks
I really need more of this
"Bros before hoes" - Albert Einstein, 2022
The man at 7:43 is my maths teacher. I'm not even kidding lmao.
LMAOOOOO
I love hearing the Mario and Luigi: Dream Team Wakeport music in Drew's vids
Last time I was this early it was still 2020.
"Mother from another brother" was pakistani international cricketer🤣🤣🤣
Dhasu = killer & sassu = mother-in-law
So, he was saying:
My jawline is killer
Will your mother be my mother-in-law
You mentioned legends who should be rewarded with Oscar in Art and literature 😂
almost half of the memes in this video are not even indian. They are mostly from Pakistan and Bangladesh.
@HappyPrimate773 it matters
@HappyPrimate773 will you care if an Indian is called a Pakistani or a Bangladeshi
I am from India and i loved this video 😘😘
I thought the Earth Sandwich was actually really sweet
This is some big level chapriness
In India, broken English is a meme.....
So everyone use broken English deliberately in memes😅
There are many chads here😅
thanks to these people 50 % people don't use social media