The Salty Divorces His Wife Chronicles Part 1: Breaking the Ring(s) Part 2: The Buffalo Wild West Part 3: Shoutouts to Shadow Ginsburg Part 4: Divorce Papers in Hedgehog Town Part 5: Timeline Loops Part 6: A Mean One, Mister Grinch Part 6.9: Salty Achieves God% Finale: Epic Cracker Moment
Sonic Capable Hedgehog, the fastest thing alive, grabbed a ring, the emotional and psychological scars going ten-fold inside his brain, he remembers all the times he had to jump into spikes, nearly drown and avoid certain death. Yet he carried on. He continues to be the fastest thing alive, always wondering when death will attack him. His dreams now nightmares, he fights but for what purpose? TL;DR: sonic has PTSD lmfao
@@TB26 there was actually a scrapped sonic character that was supposed to be in the first game, it looked just like Jessica rabbit but with yellow blonde short hair
Can I beat Pac-Man without taking my wife to court and suing her for no reason and get her in jail? Find out in this 3 hour speech that I’m going to speak at the Taco Bell drive thru
Henry... I still tend to have a split opinion of the 0.5 A Press memes One half of me finds it funny... while the other half of me feels bad for your pain over the many memes made over your "You can't say it's only a half A Press." quote... 😥
I want a sequel to this where games like mean bean machine and 3d blast are in it so every time you collect a ring you have a chance being forced to play the entirety of mean bean machine
" Sonic except the realities are converging please help god I can feel my ethereal body oscillating wildly between several different timelines and dimensions *I don't want them to take me they're taking me-* "
A Sonic from a random sub-universe has been recruited into a militia force to stop a multiversal tyrant by using the powers of random wolf-like people and using everyone else as backup
The first time I watched this video, my headphones weren’t working. So at the part in the video where Salty goes into the sonic lore, everything just went completely silent. And I watched the mouse move around the page with all of the sonic characters for a few minutes before I realized that it wasn’t supposed to be silent
"Don't show this to Twitter." Hooo boy, I think it's a little too late. They're probably already in progress. Edit: The process has truly begun. Soon we shall achieve NSFW art.
I want a bunch of Salty fans to be introduced to Zonic, one of the fucking greatest absurdist humor characters Ive ever fucking seen especially in goddamn Sonic media. Why does he exist? Why is he basically the Deadpool of the Archieverse??? WHO IS THIS MAN?????? WHAT WAS DAN SLOTT ON WHEN HE CREATED THE FUNNY SIDEWAYS MAN??????????
6:46 - For some context, the 1992 manga series was actually the first ever appearance of Charmy Bee alongside Amy Rose, meaning that their design weren't finalised yet. That's why they both look so unlike from their Classic Era designs in Sonic CD and Knuckles' Chaotix respectively onwards, with the former title releasing in 1993 and the latter title releasing in 1995.
Salty: "I Can easily avoid all rings with no problem at all." Also salty: *Touches a ring.* UA-cam: _Plays an Ad as soon as salty touches the ring._ Comedy gold.
Theoretically, if you could get three of the four games in a situation where Sonic was collecting rings constantly, for like, 1000 frames, you COULD play one of the games semi-consistently, just with every ring being a seizure warning. The problem is, a. Making that situation happen, and b. If it happens in the game you’re playing, you’re basically playing Genesis roulette WHILE having a seizure.
We...we all just gonna ignore 11:17 through 11:55? Yes? Alrighty then. Glad that someone remembers Homestar Runner, and I just got those games on Steam (they have been rereleased!) and I love them so far!
There's like still quite a lot of People who are still into homestarrunner, y'know? Not just people who occasionally talks about how they remember that one flash series from the 2000, I'm talkin people who constantly post about it! I'm a big example, currently wearing a Homsar bracelet I made myself B) Just go on twitter, trust me, hsr fans are still up B)
The developer added many more Sonic and non Sonic games to the mechanic, there is an option to delay a bit when collecting a ring changes the game, around 0,2 seconds allows going trough loops. Lots of fun lol.
0:15 ... As someone who has gotten into the Zelda series in the past year, I want to see this video. I'll bet the Water Temple is where the run ends. 4:49 SPAGHETTI.
The Manga actually predates the games that Amy Rose and Charmy first appeared in, so this is their first appearance as a whole, hence why they look different here than in later appearances.
3:38 Fun Fact: There are 134,217,728 blue sphere levels you can access by locking on sonic 1 with sonic & knuckels. There's probably someone who has actually played every single one of them, the true blue spheres fan.
I don't know about you guys but forget the Sonic HELL Salty went through, I care way more about the story of Nicky & Little John -and maybe the topic of --14:45-
Salty: *About to look into Charmy Bee's very first appearance, in a weird obscure sonic manga* Me, who has seen Game Apologist's video on Charmy Bee: "I came prepared."
The best and most easily missed part of the sonic manga is the part where Tails gets drunk and then beats up an old man for money after he wastes it gambling
He missed the best part of the Sonic Bible where Eggman became Sonic's father figure before being turned evil
DEEP LORE
Ovi Kintobor is an essential character
The best part of the sonic bible is the whole thing. . in an acid trip fever dream sort of way.
@Xavior except we did get a comic of it.
And his name is just “Ivo Robotnik” but backwards, genius
"What did they do to Charmy?" They created him.
Shh... that is a deep secret that should remain buried
Sonic but every ring that is collected brings back forgotten traumatic memories.
War flashbacks
I hate when that happens
Is that not how everyone plays sonic....?
Every ring collected, he is forced to rescue Elise
@@mr.youtube7482 i dont think you get the joke......
Now every ring is now technically a warp ring.
NOOOOOJDIGHJIRUDCVXGBJBNU,GF,J/,.GDKSF,JMNRHG,JDFHDF,XBDVSMHNTFMHMCKXJHCSBHFVM DX,ZFLD,XJ F
@@ultimatewolfgaming4171 u good?
you look like you just saw Salty run into a bunch of rings and had a seizure
@@ultimatewolfgaming4171 u ok?
@@Oddity2994 what did he say
Just like in the movie!!
The Salty Divorces His Wife Chronicles
Part 1: Breaking the Ring(s)
Part 2: The Buffalo Wild West
Part 3: Shoutouts to Shadow Ginsburg
Part 4: Divorce Papers in Hedgehog Town
Part 5: Timeline Loops
Part 6: A Mean One, Mister Grinch
Part 6.9: Salty Achieves God%
Finale: Epic Cracker Moment
epic crack
Epic
Epic
Then he becomes redditor salty
Epic
It was hilarious how he collected a ring in the credits and it counted.
12:09 this literally looks like sonic is having a ptsd attack everytime he collects a ring
IT DOES LOL
Sonic Capable Hedgehog, the fastest thing alive, grabbed a ring, the emotional and psychological scars going ten-fold inside his brain, he remembers all the times he had to jump into spikes, nearly drown and avoid certain death. Yet he carried on. He continues to be the fastest thing alive, always wondering when death will attack him. His dreams now nightmares, he fights but for what purpose?
TL;DR: sonic has PTSD lmfao
He jumped into a wall
More like PTRD
Post
Traumatic
Ring
Disorder
Lol
I love how when Salty was doing the "have you heard about milk in a bag" bit they did a wacky imitation of their *own* voice
Nightmarish yet intriguing.
*cyberdaddy*
ye
Agreed Mr. Shell
Cyberchad
I hate women
"What Genesis Sonic game do you want to play?"
Salty: *"Yes."*
“Do not let Twitter see this”
*PUTS IT IN THE VIDEO*
It's like if Jessica Rabbit were a Hedgehog.
He wants to be the kick start of Miss Wing R34
He was lying to himself.
@@TB26 there was actually a scrapped sonic character that was supposed to be in the first game, it looked just like Jessica rabbit but with yellow blonde short hair
18:09 "Oh, you won the game? Here, have another!"
Alternative Title: Salty reads obscure Sonic lore and simultaneously creates a new Rule 34 sensation.
Sorry kid genderbent sonic r34 has been a thing for a long time
Miss wing iz nothing compared to rubber nikki
@@austinv1182 But what about r34 Grinch though?
Im sorry what
@@hotshowerh2o356 that exists
Can I beat Pac-Man without taking my wife to court and suing her for no reason and get her in jail? Find out in this 3 hour speech that I’m going to speak at the Taco Bell drive thru
the answer, is yes.
I was extremely uninterested in this until I actually clicked and saw that this happens IN REAL TIME. WTF This is amazing
Oh hey Henry!
Henry... I still tend to have a split opinion of the 0.5 A Press memes One half of me finds it funny...
while the other half of me feels bad for your pain over the many memes made over your "You can't say it's only a half A Press." quote... 😥
@@dylonyoung1841 a half of you finds it funny? A you is a you, you can’t say it’s only half.
@@nobody5333Mad Mew Mew hit him
In hindsight we now know this game caused Salty to manifest a tulpa.
If Sonic CD Was in here,
All of his Braincells would be nonexistent.
@@somecallmesean_ They were on the genesis,
But i dont think they were in the hack.
*Stardust Speedway Bad Future intensifies*
they don't exist after this
YES EXACTLY
and chaotix
I want a sequel to this where games like mean bean machine and 3d blast are in it so every time you collect a ring you have a chance being forced to play the entirety of mean bean machine
Should we tell him that Redditor Sonic is Sonic's Dad?
Nah.
I thought it was Nicky's dad
@@shiningfrag9001 And they are the same person.
Wait, redditor? I misinterpret that as redhotsonic, and it left me confused.
@@trashboxbobylev9900 i thought he said predator
This is like if Christopher Nolan made a mascot platformer.
" Sonic except the realities are converging please help god I can feel my ethereal body oscillating wildly between several different timelines and dimensions *I don't want them to take me they're taking me-* "
*S O N I C H A S A S C E N D E D . . .*
SONIC HAS
PASSED
A Sonic from a random sub-universe has been recruited into a militia force to stop a multiversal tyrant by using the powers of random wolf-like people and using everyone else as backup
they took him
The first time I watched this video, my headphones weren’t working. So at the part in the video where Salty goes into the sonic lore, everything just went completely silent. And I watched the mouse move around the page with all of the sonic characters for a few minutes before I realized that it wasn’t supposed to be silent
Sonic fans be like: "Those Sonics are completely different characters"
bro i love yellow and red sonic, pink sonic is ok too
if it's blue it's sonic
@@sourthecat I agree with you, but I think that White sonic is the best sonic
Beam Katana Sonic is AWESOME, he’s a very good character
S0NC
13:11 the music cracked me up like an amplifiable glow stick
Sonic Unleashed - Rank E Victory
"Find out in this 30 minute video."
Salty, why do you keep lying to me?
Time to cancel him again
Yes
this isn't that video salty doesn't divorce his wife yet
He's not even playing ocarina of time
Feels like it's 30 minutes
12:08 sonic just casually having flash backs
"Don't show this to Twitter."
Hooo boy, I think it's a little too late. They're probably already in progress.
Edit: The process has truly begun. Soon we shall achieve NSFW art.
They’re always in progress. They never stop.
@@dogwithabeard2612 Just like a certain hedgehog. Nicky, of course.
On progress for what?
@@victordisla1102 you’ll see
twitter isn't the threat, the real threat is monosodium glutamate
8:01
Salty: Imagine if they say THIS. It would be over. Months upon months of this sh i t
....YOU JUST SHOWED E V E R Y O N E
The whole bowser thing too, yeah SOMEONE RECENTLY MADE A SONG ABOUT BOWSETTE?!
@@RadioballZ129 WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
HAVE A LOOK AROUND
ANYTHING THAT BRAIN OF YOUR CAN THINK OF CAN BE FOUND
@@RadioballZ129 and you can be a princess
But not me
Imagine how mind breaking this would be with 3D sonic games
Especially with boost bringing him rings
I think recently they said they got it to work with 3D blast.
@@crazygamer4260 what mod is this? I can't find it anywhere
Sonic 2006 but each Time a bug happend it Switch game
@@napstio8399 if it's just sonic 06, what would it switch to? sonic 06 again?
Eggman: "A hedgehog?"
Nicky: *takes off glasses*
Eggman: "SONIC the hedgehog?!"
you should make a Have you heard of Sonic Lore/obscure sonic stuff.
@Splaat alston gamer Alex_UA-cams_remakes__2020 how is this related with that comment lmao, please leave
Oh god its a klasky csupo kid.
I want a bunch of Salty fans to be introduced to Zonic, one of the fucking greatest absurdist humor characters Ive ever fucking seen especially in goddamn Sonic media. Why does he exist? Why is he basically the Deadpool of the Archieverse??? WHO IS THIS MAN?????? WHAT WAS DAN SLOTT ON WHEN HE CREATED THE FUNNY SIDEWAYS MAN??????????
"What are you doing in there?" *reading an officially licensed fanfic* "drugs"
6:46 -
For some context, the 1992 manga series was actually the first ever appearance of Charmy Bee alongside Amy Rose, meaning that their design weren't finalised yet. That's why they both look so unlike from their Classic Era designs in Sonic CD and Knuckles' Chaotix respectively onwards, with the former title releasing in 1993 and the latter title releasing in 1995.
I can't even tell when clips of the stream were cut and I love it
The part when he goes on about touching his brain sounds like something Memphis Tennessee would say.
Petition for snapcube to have Salty one of their one offs
Shadow would like a word, sir.
clubs deuce
14:07 some mexicans vote for Goku every six years
no this is not a joke
Genesis denesis what Nintendenesis
No, it denesis not.
Gesenedesis
Nintendenesisn't
8:06 You're too late, they're already typing on their keyboards.
The fact Salty made a Oneyplays reference from when they talked about Carl and Jimmy hitting puberty and Carl being a redditor makes me wanna cry
@@somecallmesean_ "hey jim wanna join antifa?"
7:44 I didn’t tell Twitter salty I did something worse, I showed reddit
you idiota why did you do thata
"Don't show this to Twitter"
Salty, half of your followerbase on Twitter only knows you from Twitter.
I showed it on Twitter.
@@callmemackeroni *TRAITOR*
Tracey: "Epilepsy Warning."
Me, who doesn't have epilepsy but is still grateful: "Thank you, Tracey ☺️"
7:38 Salty has dug too deep, and has unleashed horrors that were buried for a reason.
She’s actually really cute.
@@wumpus976 see that's how they get ya
@@Danc929 still, wouldn’t mind if some made a plush or something.
@@wumpus976 she’s a teacher calm down
Salty: "I Can easily avoid all rings with no problem at all."
Also salty: *Touches a ring.*
UA-cam: _Plays an Ad as soon as salty touches the ring._
Comedy gold.
Dear salty’s mom
Salty is a good boy, and made a good sonic video with vary fresh memes.
Yours truly
Me
No
Your letter has been denied by the internet postal service
@@ultimatewolfgaming4171nuh uh *undenied*
5:58 that laugh before wheezing is like when you stumble before falling to the floor.
5:39
*honk*
3:09 That W H E E Z E
My dude really cleaning windows
6:00
16:34
13:50
As you can probably see, I’m playing Sonic, and Sonic, and Sonic, and Sonic
and Knuckles
Talk about a...
GAME CHANGER
The door is over there.. ----->
CEO of Comedy
Yeesh, tough crowd.
LOW BUDGET FLIGHT!
@@finalhazard883 ahh I see your a man of snapcube/culture
6:47 that “WHAT THE FUCK” sounded so genuine in scares me
12:09
Sonic's having Vietman flashbacks
"If you voted for Kanye West you have no rights"
Wow that joke aged like a fine wine lmao
Hey Salty
You do realize by saying "Twitter; do not go near this character" is gonna get Twitter to do exactly that, right?
All according to plan
@@Full_Throttle_Axolotl Tzeentch is that you?
@@Full_Throttle_Axolotl all according to plan.
Well, no need to panic...
WE ARE SO TOTALLY DOOMED
Not Miss Wing! >^
Theoretically, if you could get three of the four games in a situation where Sonic was collecting rings constantly, for like, 1000 frames, you COULD play one of the games semi-consistently, just with every ring being a seizure warning. The problem is, a. Making that situation happen, and b. If it happens in the game you’re playing, you’re basically playing Genesis roulette WHILE having a seizure.
We...we all just gonna ignore 11:17 through 11:55? Yes? Alrighty then. Glad that someone remembers Homestar Runner, and I just got those games on Steam (they have been rereleased!) and I love them so far!
I decide to replay and 100% complete the series as a final good bye to flash.
There's like still quite a lot of People who are still into homestarrunner, y'know? Not just people who occasionally talks about how they remember that one flash series from the 2000, I'm talkin people who constantly post about it! I'm a big example, currently wearing a Homsar bracelet I made myself B)
Just go on twitter, trust me, hsr fans are still up B)
The developer added many more Sonic and non Sonic games to the mechanic, there is an option to delay a bit when collecting a ring changes the game, around 0,2 seconds allows going trough loops. Lots of fun lol.
9:20 Salty: "hey guys, have you heard of milk in a bag."
Yeah, his name is SMII7Y and he is hilarious
A man of culture I see
love his golf videos
0:15 ... As someone who has gotten into the Zelda series in the past year, I want to see this video. I'll bet the Water Temple is where the run ends.
4:49 SPAGHETTI.
So when you gonna play the version that includes pinball and 3d blast
oooh i was hoping that it would do that i might try that version
Not knuckles chaotix?
@@jonryder7269 i never played that one tbh
Include all the gamegear games for extra pain if hes on mega collection plus
And Sonic CD
15:35
While I know nothing of their personal lives, their relationship seems like relationship goals
No one remembers Nicky except for manga enthusiasts in the early 2000's.
Where my fellow blue spheres appreciators at?
:)
POV: you’re looking for the comments from salty’s Twitter post
Ok screw you man ......but you are not wrong ;-;
How did you know
How much I gotta pay for you to say I was never here?
No I’m not and I have no idea what that post would be
When he said "totally unmodified" in this second 1:19 he started and the time was at 1 minute and 1 second
So....... Nicky just takes of his clothes to become sonic, ok
Like that bad tiktoks when a nerd takes off his shirt and he is jacked and becomes a bad boy
it’s diavolo
That’s just modern magical girl transformations, unfortunately
10:38 first time I saw this, I thought he spin dashed in sonic 1
The Manga actually predates the games that Amy Rose and Charmy first appeared in, so this is their first appearance as a whole, hence why they look different here than in later appearances.
14:50, salty, it extsts.
WHERE?
@@inferno7892R34 websites or something.
@@inferno7892 probably r34
That YTP mimic was so spot on I don’t know what to feel anymore.
17:46 he just aged like fine wine
As someone who is in the Kanye fan community, the vast majority knew that him running for president was a bad idea
I believe they all were actually a bad choice, it was about lesser evil here.
@@hilfemajster4234 isn’t it weird how in a glorified popularity contest, all of the finalists are the most hated people in the country?
10:00 I laughed for 11 minutes
3:38 Fun Fact: There are 134,217,728 blue sphere levels you can access by locking on sonic 1 with sonic & knuckels. There's probably someone who has actually played every single one of them, the true blue spheres fan.
Wow right after he grabbed that ring at 13:38 a add popped up on my screen. It's like the ring transitioned the game to an add.
But what if he just switches and you start hearing UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONC-
_"BEHOLD THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL!"_
7:05 made me burst out laughing
8:11
my message made it into the video!
Congrats
Booooooo
That bit about Kanye still holds up today.
I remember watching Salty's pain, live on Twitch, at 2 am.
it went to 5 am
The start of Day 2 was painful live. Not only did Sonic not work, but some of the alternative games didn’t work. Truly hell
i actually archived all of these live streams and i can say that day 2 was hell
13:49 "Oh, hey GeePM"
*These tweets are protected.*
This is the video game equivalent to "I am Four Parallel Universes Ahead of You"
4:08 - 4:40 I feel like i laughed harder than I should've throughout that
That entire stream was pain especially the end part that was the most painful part
His ability to impersonate those YTP’s
*IS CONCERNINGLY GOOD*
I don't know about you guys but forget the Sonic HELL Salty went through, I care way more about the story of Nicky & Little John
-and maybe the topic of --14:45-
fun fact: I started that
I haven't seen that pfp in a while
*HOW ARE YOU HERE.*
*WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE*
Our everpresent being of the name christopher moon is thorsty
4:51 that’s kinda impressive
8:10 I'm sorry, Salty... it has already started.
Wait what?
Where?
Why?
what
*One Winged Angel starts playing*
i need the sauce
5:44
imagine living somewhere called Human Town
Or Monster town
manchester
This was so fun watching live, it was so funny hearing you talking about blue spear brittney
yoooooo
16:21
''There are no mistakes''
-Master Oogway
"It's like I'm playing a UA-cam Poop."
-Saltydkdan 2020
11:30 guys, look. Sam & Max mention.
Holy mother’s of Maine in a bad scooby doo movie! You’re right
CAN YOU BEAT Sonic the Hedgehog on the Sega Genesis but you are constantly suffering from PTSD?
15:00 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Salty: *About to look into Charmy Bee's very first appearance, in a weird obscure sonic manga*
Me, who has seen Game Apologist's video on Charmy Bee: "I came prepared."
4:28 reminded me of the Sonic.exe TrollPasta sequel “Sonic.exe: Ready for Round 2”
04:56 I never tought i would laugh so hard at something like that
7:20 i can’t believe that my uncle was in the Sonic manga.
I love salty's anger at the very end when credits sonic got a ring
The best and most easily missed part of the sonic manga is the part where Tails gets drunk and then beats up an old man for money after he wastes it gambling