Barstool Pizza Review - College Pizza (State College, PA)

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  • Опубліковано 30 жов 2022
  • Dave is at Penn State and is ambushed off the jump by some good ol' fashioned Philly scumbags.
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  • @profoundwanderer1441
    @profoundwanderer1441 Рік тому +848

    That was hard enough to watch without Dave getting into a random family's car. 😂😂

  • @starscream8Life
    @starscream8Life Рік тому +1006

    Dave is so shook, he tried getting into the first car he could find.

  • @alexcarls9534
    @alexcarls9534 Рік тому +874

    Dave trying to car jack a nice family, everybody knows the rules

    • @chaoogie
      @chaoogie Рік тому +9

      the zoom in on the family confused was hilarious

    • @kennymccormick8295
      @kennymccormick8295 Рік тому +2

      Not sure you know what a car jacking is. 😂

    • @CJ_Figy
      @CJ_Figy Рік тому

      lmaaaooooooo

    • @Xr3737
      @Xr3737 Рік тому +2

      nice family leaves their toddler in the car

    • @charlesrocks
      @charlesrocks Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexordrapes
    @alexordrapes Рік тому +65

    this is an extremely accurate portrayal of philly

    • @ramencurry6672
      @ramencurry6672 Рік тому +1

      I grew up in Philly. I agree the sports culture is lame and embarrassing. And there’s always someone in the neighborhood that has a son who’s left the family with a severe drug addiction

  • @stevep5646
    @stevep5646 Рік тому +105

    My IQ dropped listening to that kid talk

    • @blacksabeth123able1
      @blacksabeth123able1 10 місяців тому +1

      It’s PSU that’s what happens when you talk to anyone who goes there. I’ve lived there for 7 years and I try my best to stay away from any student there.

  • @LungTied
    @LungTied Рік тому +98

    Bro him getting in the wrong car was the funniest shit LMAO

  • @aldente9310
    @aldente9310 Рік тому +202

    People like him are the reason Bill Burr got famous roasting Philadelphia

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 Рік тому +1

      Bill Burr destroyed them. I love Philly but hate some Philly people

    • @BBAERSTANCE1
      @BBAERSTANCE1 Рік тому

      State college is western pa so not the same

  • @topgun685
    @topgun685 Рік тому +16

    Dave - " Honestly horrible I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy ... it's perfect for that guy " 😂😂😂

  • @windog551
    @windog551 Рік тому +514

    Dave actually put him in his place. I am impressed.

    • @Holymolypatoly
      @Holymolypatoly Рік тому +40

      I mean, is it really that hard? Look at the kid...

    • @joshhorn5131
      @joshhorn5131 Рік тому +1

      @@Holymolypatoly dude doesn't have a place. Teenage Dirtbag 4 Eva

    • @JohnstonPettigrew
      @JohnstonPettigrew Рік тому +13

      Mike Tyson: "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face".

    • @Peter7966
      @Peter7966 Рік тому +18

      Pizza: 1.8 Kid: .03 Philly: .01... Everybody know the rules.

    • @trevwaz8177
      @trevwaz8177 Рік тому +1

      OK Daddy!! What you gonna on about? Nothing thats what

  • @DinoPwn
    @DinoPwn Рік тому +125

    the college kid was super touchy. might want to check your pizza for roofies

    • @mgmustang0510
      @mgmustang0510 Рік тому +16

      I seriously doubt he graduated high school

    • @Amzyy
      @Amzyy Рік тому +10

      Fr that dude was fucking embarrassing himself

    • @lawrenceshdow
      @lawrenceshdow Рік тому

      @@Amzyy nah... He was just drunk and loud. No memorable enough to be embarrassing. Now the eagles fans eating horse shit... That was embarrassing. 😂

    • @AS-is4dt
      @AS-is4dt Рік тому +7

      yea nothing wrong with some good ole trash talk but when he put his arm around dave i cringed

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 Рік тому

      White man can be the most closely gayest ones

  • @Cyanoblades
    @Cyanoblades Рік тому +253

    This is the most Philly thing I've ever seen.

    • @matthewm4336
      @matthewm4336 Рік тому +16

      Thats not how people from Philly act, its how upper middle class kids from the suburbs outside of philly act

    • @joelm6631
      @joelm6631 Рік тому +2

      Meanwhile it's nowhere near that dump

    • @vincew4297
      @vincew4297 Рік тому +1

      College Station is not in Philly

    • @WeAreSoBackBros
      @WeAreSoBackBros Рік тому +1

      @@matthewm4336 I mean their money is the only thing paying for that cities narcan

    • @Spottedear
      @Spottedear Рік тому +1

      @@vincew4297 College Station is in Texas and not related to this video

  • @King_JappyJoe
    @King_JappyJoe Рік тому +717

    I honestly thought I couldn't hate Philly any more than I already do.

  • @Kirkbreezy
    @Kirkbreezy Рік тому +65

    this is why people want to see the Eagles fail lol

  • @WuhSuhDood
    @WuhSuhDood Рік тому +72

    Dave handled them pretty well

  • @damonjackson8572
    @damonjackson8572 Рік тому +51

    That's the first review I ever fast forwarded cuz I couldn't wait for it to be over lol

  • @scottmcwave9479
    @scottmcwave9479 Рік тому +193

    This is where your tuition money goes Mom and Dad!👍

    • @Amzyy
      @Amzyy Рік тому

      Let’s be real 99% of guys in college only go there to smoke pot, fuck bitches and party till 5am bet their parents know

    • @holisterbruxly4554
      @holisterbruxly4554 Рік тому +8

      Their lil 4 year vacation is now paid for by you n me via Brandons BS.

    • @asr53
      @asr53 Рік тому

      @@holisterbruxly4554 No. College tuition for kids now at school is not being paid by you and I. More conspiracy BS.

    • @InternalLocuss
      @InternalLocuss Рік тому

      @@holisterbruxly4554 Did you complain when trump stole billions that was supposed to go towards the “wall”.

    • @666hellmaiden
      @666hellmaiden Рік тому +6

      Wow Biden really lives in your head rent free huh 😂

  • @zstrode.8953
    @zstrode.8953 Рік тому +203

    Lmao I love how Dave never gets phased by nothing! 💪🤣

    • @ramairneon
      @ramairneon Рік тому +19

      Minus getting into the wrong car 😏

    • @StudentopiBlog
      @StudentopiBlog Рік тому +8

      I truly believe that he has fuck you money attitude. Which is crazy cause he had fuck you money attitude before he had fuck you money

    • @HeffewiezenDudeGuy
      @HeffewiezenDudeGuy Рік тому +2

      Yeah, he definitely got in the wrong car

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 Рік тому

      @@StudentopiBlog when your worth 120 million your good but still disrespectful on their part

    • @Kollins1112
      @Kollins1112 Рік тому +2

      Double negative

  • @vitaly6312
    @vitaly6312 Рік тому +5

    The argument against “free college for all” in one video.

  • @Face_Meat
    @Face_Meat Рік тому +9

    Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to Philadelphia for any reason. The thought of crossing paths with that insufferable nitwit makes me instantly nauseous.

    • @81garbur
      @81garbur Рік тому +3

      No need to worry because this isn't Philly. It's 3 hours away

  • @amandanelson4071
    @amandanelson4071 Рік тому +13

    That loudmouth was the buddy we all had in high school that got the fight started with his flapping gums and ran the other way once shit went down.

  • @Jayman2121
    @Jayman2121 Рік тому +41

    Exactly what how I expected a Philadelphia fan to act.

  • @kennybushway7446
    @kennybushway7446 Рік тому +25

    Whenever I hear about Philly I remember back to a robot that literally traveled the world on its own 100%. Traveled in places without being messed with, places even American tourists wouldn't initially trust. Again traveled un-harmed all over the world, didn't last one night in philly.

    • @mateoes207
      @mateoes207 Рік тому +1

      shit i think i remember that lol

    • @lbu9542
      @lbu9542 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @vlcthefish
      @vlcthefish Рік тому +4

      "A hitchhiking robot that successfully traveled around Germany, Canada and the Netherlands was destroyed Saturday in Philadelphia, just a few weeks into its U.S. journey." -USA Today August 15th 2015

  • @moobiegrows2002
    @moobiegrows2002 Рік тому +9

    Was that dude wearing a Versace track suit 😂🤣

  • @tacobell8764
    @tacobell8764 Рік тому +14

    Daves going to start having a bodyguard with him at his pizza reviews.

  • @DoubleAgent99
    @DoubleAgent99 Рік тому +6

    Kid - 0.0
    Pizza - 1.8
    Video scene by his family - 10
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @orangepeanut
    @orangepeanut Рік тому +188

    I apologize on behalf of philly fans

    • @rg20322
      @rg20322 Рік тому +2

      Sorry but that genie has been out of the bottle for years - Philly fans are obnoxious, and this guy fits the bill to a T! What an idiot.

    • @skoolynugenator1802
      @skoolynugenator1802 Рік тому +9

      That was Philly fans in a nutshell.

    • @sven_86
      @sven_86 Рік тому +3

      philly fans are like a 1.8, everyone know the rules

    • @ajtam05
      @ajtam05 Рік тому +3

      Philly doesn't apologize. That's not Philly like behavior of you! 😄

    • @81garbur
      @81garbur Рік тому

      This wasn't even in Philly lol. Dave has done many reviews in Philly and the people are always cool.
      Check out the Angelo's review.

  • @AmazingChinaToday
    @AmazingChinaToday Рік тому +10

    Philly was a nice city, about 75 years ago.

    • @ddutsie
      @ddutsie Рік тому +1

      Nah...........not so much

    • @81garbur
      @81garbur Рік тому +1

      This isn't Philly. It's 3 hours away

    • @AmazingChinaToday
      @AmazingChinaToday Рік тому

      @@81garbur That could explain why the sounds of gunfire are not audible in the video.

    • @tamathawalden2037
      @tamathawalden2037 Рік тому +1

      @@AmazingChinaToday good one 🥳

  • @KevinKeys
    @KevinKeys Рік тому +12

    As a lifelong PA resident I declare that Penn State students are very obnoxious. Couldn't even hear Pres review it.

    • @Joey_PSU
      @Joey_PSU Рік тому

      And if it were the Steelers that were 6-0 you would have equally obnoxious Steeler fans waving towels in his face

  • @Amzyy
    @Amzyy Рік тому +144

    You know what’s more crazy than one Dave? 10 Daves out and about at 10pm coked up everybody knows the rules

  • @mikeyiswright
    @mikeyiswright Рік тому +3

    LAUGHING at Dave trying to slide his way into a random car 😭😭 Top 10 moment.

  • @tycobb162
    @tycobb162 Рік тому +2

    Dude coming up late In the track suit “where’s the fucking GABA GOOL”

  • @PentonMitch99
    @PentonMitch99 Рік тому +10

    $10 says these guys are freshman pledges

  • @aaronkeogh
    @aaronkeogh Рік тому +7

    The two girls who came out with two large pies looked embarrassed and devastated 😂

  • @frankbarron1907
    @frankbarron1907 Рік тому +5

    When the city you live in is shitty, sports teams become vastly more important than they otherwise should be.

  • @pleasantsville
    @pleasantsville Рік тому +97

    That pizza place can thank the annoying kids for their score. Dave already lost his appetite well before taking a bite.

    • @smordo7581
      @smordo7581 Рік тому +6

      eh tbf it looked like a floppy piece of shite anyway

    • @katjerouac
      @katjerouac Рік тому +1

      Looked like a 4 anyway

    • @greggburke7796
      @greggburke7796 Рік тому +1

      Yes, without those annoying kids, it probably could have been as high as a 2.2. That pizza looked like absolute sh!t. All flop, raw undercarriage, and too doughy and not enough sauce. But I agree that the kids turned a crap score into a crappier one. And that friggin kid had the world's most punchable face.

    • @surfboard396
      @surfboard396 Рік тому +2

      Beth you’re right. The pizza didn’t look that bad , he just wanted to get away from those morons. It wouldn’t score way high but it didn’t deserve that score.😊

    • @muskafella
      @muskafella Рік тому

      Beth you gotta be blind that pizza looked like trash don't even try to say it didn't

  • @glenloewen7507
    @glenloewen7507 Рік тому +4

    Very well handled Dave. Great stuff!

  • @dgracias12
    @dgracias12 Рік тому +5

    Now you know why Philly is rough. Even in a college town, you are rattled enough to get into a black SUV when you drove in a red mini Cooper. 🙄 Everybody knows the rules!

  • @PilotDaveLI
    @PilotDaveLI Рік тому +4

    One car with a child that isn't Dave's , everyone knows the rules. That was hysterical lolol

  • @wrong..3711
    @wrong..3711 Рік тому +4

    Best is all the undercover security now , love how he almost jumps in with the kids

  • @dannyadidassk88
    @dannyadidassk88 Рік тому +10

    Low key an iconic pizza review 🎃

  • @sniffableandirresistble
    @sniffableandirresistble Рік тому +13

    How does one socialize with the rank proletariat with such ease?

  • @borehole8631
    @borehole8631 Рік тому +7

    Dave fits right into that madness

  • @beaglesandbunnies8952
    @beaglesandbunnies8952 Рік тому +1

    This was the best review ever 😂😂😂 I pissed myself. It just kept going

  • @briana325
    @briana325 Рік тому +4

    Lost my shit when he almost got in that mini van! Fuckin comedy!

  • @penishuge8205
    @penishuge8205 Рік тому +3

    1.8 is Philly in general.

  • @fairtreatment2618
    @fairtreatment2618 Рік тому +10

    Perfect example of Philly guys. As a group they have balls of steel. By themselves they are little boys

  • @TattedTyphoon
    @TattedTyphoon Рік тому +2

    One Bite, Everyone knows That dad was as confused as davey was trying to get away LMFAO

  • @michaelchin3550
    @michaelchin3550 Рік тому +3

    Was that the kid that was in Deliverance playing the banjo? His parents must be very proud!

  • @monkeygraborange
    @monkeygraborange Рік тому +7

    OK... so now I understand the popularity of Fetterwoman.

  • @Isaac-ni7qq
    @Isaac-ni7qq Рік тому +5

    Common eagles fan

  • @itsmeurboy
    @itsmeurboy Рік тому +22

    One aggressive 16 year old everyone knows Dave was scared

  • @Zeldaschampion
    @Zeldaschampion Рік тому

    I love Dave's expression like wtf did I just walk into?

  • @hyxn
    @hyxn Рік тому +3

    opening a strangers car thinkin its ur uber everybody knows the rules

  • @bretzky9261
    @bretzky9261 Рік тому +6

    I'm surprised this doesn't happen more.

  • @RalphDaVillain
    @RalphDaVillain Рік тому

    That is 2:30am after you going back from the bars pizza. That place was always packed 3 in the morning. I wonder if it's still there.

  • @kyle-mb1ij
    @kyle-mb1ij Рік тому +2

    One closeted college boy. We all know why he joined the fraternity

  • @ArthurHammerr
    @ArthurHammerr Рік тому +5

    In all honesty I love how good sports both Dave and the "Scumbag" were!

  • @meatwave1214
    @meatwave1214 Рік тому +9

    Everybody who runs into Dave can’t stop touching him, everyone knows the rules

  • @tropicten
    @tropicten Рік тому +1

    That’s directly across the street from my old hole in the wall college apartment.

  • @matthewm4336
    @matthewm4336 Рік тому +1

    "Welcome to Philly nation baby"
    - Kid who lives in the upper middle class suburbs 45 minutes outside of Philly

  • @RockyStatue
    @RockyStatue Рік тому +5

    That kid was off the rails

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 Рік тому +4

    I can’t blame him for getting in that families car, he wanted away from those drunken idiots

  • @DeflectionMode
    @DeflectionMode 2 місяці тому

    This was one of the funniest reviews. Can’t be better than a 1.8 😂

  • @thetroothhurtz
    @thetroothhurtz Рік тому +1

    Dave PANICKED!!!!hahahahaha

  • @mrbard1
    @mrbard1 Рік тому +10

    This pizza review video, you know the rules, 10/10. Lets go Frankie.

  • @nova_kane
    @nova_kane Рік тому +14

    Jumping into the first family car you see to escape the mob of drunk teenagers, everybody knows the rules.

    • @MrSamrchds
      @MrSamrchds Рік тому

      You don't need to put 'everyone knows the rules' on the end of your comment you moron. You're right but doing that doesn't make it funny, it makes you look like an uninventive cunt

    • @nova_kane
      @nova_kane Рік тому +1

      @@MrSamrchds No need to put 'everybody knows the rules' at the end of a Portnoy pizza review comment, everybody knows the rules.

    • @topgun685
      @topgun685 Рік тому

      @@nova_kane Rules are Rules, everybody knows the rules.

  • @garrettcarter5866
    @garrettcarter5866 Рік тому

    Hey have you guys reviewed the pizzaport in Carlsbad CA? Cause you totally should if you haven't yet!!

  • @checoeastlos8257
    @checoeastlos8257 Рік тому

    Awesome start to video. Haha.

  • @amazingmanjr.2803
    @amazingmanjr.2803 Рік тому +3

    They hooked Dave up with some Philly dust after the cameras cut, everyone knows the rules

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 Рік тому +8

    I’m sure there’s a better pizza place at state college, but the PSU administration probably swept it under the rug. They’re really good at that.

    • @wavell14
      @wavell14 Рік тому

      Much like a football club in Scotland called Celtic

    • @jh1328
      @jh1328 Рік тому

      @@wavell14 Explain. I knew nothing about thisb

    • @wavell14
      @wavell14 Рік тому

      @@jh1328 Glasgow Celtic are facing one of the first class action lawsuits in Scottish legal history due to decades of child abuse

    • @jh1328
      @jh1328 Рік тому

      @@wavell14 That’s awful. I had Celtic posters in my room when I was a kid. I’m sure there are so many other teams that did the same and are terrified of it coming out. I hope they all drown.

  • @clandestinesyndicate3463
    @clandestinesyndicate3463 9 місяців тому

    Im gonna be in State College, Pa. SaturDay and Night. I kinda hope I run into these types.

  • @narutokid226
    @narutokid226 Рік тому

    The people in the background regretting buying two whole pies after hearing the score

  • @lloydbraun6026
    @lloydbraun6026 Рік тому +35

    Our culture is so horrible.

  • @rand0m0nium
    @rand0m0nium Рік тому +15

    His parents must be proud

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange Рік тому +1

      Parent, singular.

    • @tjblobner8935
      @tjblobner8935 5 місяців тому

      ​@@monkeygraborangeI would bet anything that this kid is not from "Philly" but from some rich suburb 50 miles away and that his dad is a lawyer. When I went to PSU I met so many dudes like that guy lol

  • @midgarden
    @midgarden Рік тому

    Could have sworn I saw Dave this morning on Lincoln Rd in Miami Beach

  • @danielmullin9458
    @danielmullin9458 Рік тому +2

    I was waiting for that kid to start throwing aaa batteries at people

  • @ImTomlol
    @ImTomlol Рік тому +9

    This is a fantastic review

  • @lilaznballaz1022
    @lilaznballaz1022 Рік тому +3

    A review full of Dave's illegitimate children, everybody knows Dave's tying the tubes after this.

  • @mattsingley3370
    @mattsingley3370 Рік тому

    Suggestion for a pizza review Italian Delight in Grantville pa you pass it on the way to Barstool Sportbook at the Hollywood casino at Penn national race course. Hope you get to check it out sometime love the pizza

  • @3xt1Collatz
    @3xt1Collatz Рік тому +1

    Those guys were awesome!

  • @mattbotelho7284
    @mattbotelho7284 Рік тому +6

    This is why I’m afraid to send my kids to college

  • @scottd5084
    @scottd5084 Рік тому +3

    Another 5 mins they would have beaten Dave up.

  • @Oh_You_Know_
    @Oh_You_Know_ Рік тому

    He really went into the wrong car with Children in it Lmaoooooo

  • @onomatopoeiautopia9878
    @onomatopoeiautopia9878 Рік тому

    Pure chaos from start to finish.

  • @Merlin-wo1kj
    @Merlin-wo1kj Рік тому +7

    Finally an honest review, welcome back from the Moon Dave...

  • @mvengo0612
    @mvengo0612 Рік тому +8

    The young Philly version of el prez, everybody knows the rules

  • @darianbirckett1933
    @darianbirckett1933 Рік тому +1

    At Penn state when I was drunk that pizza was everything. I would sometimes eat 2 pies

  • @jpablo700
    @jpablo700 Рік тому

    I so wish Bill Burr was with Dave for that pizza review. We all would have witnessed another savage Philly roast.

  • @patriciajean2665
    @patriciajean2665 Рік тому +8

    Please know that not every Philly fan needs the f-word to complete a sentence!

    • @Mk7Dustin
      @Mk7Dustin Рік тому +5

      99.9% do tho, so if you don't, then you're an anomaly lol

  • @easye6526
    @easye6526 Рік тому +3

    SO GLAD the Phillies lost. I went into the series kinda rooting for the Phillies, all changed when white LeDouche started spouting off. Please sports gods, make the Eagles lose in the playoffs. We need this!

    • @Mark-ef8oc
      @Mark-ef8oc Рік тому

      They just lost to the commanders yesterday 😂

  • @dmcgjr
    @dmcgjr Рік тому +1

    You were about ten miles from some stellar pie at Hofbrau in Bellefonte.

  • @regisfilia
    @regisfilia Рік тому

    I like to think about those kids weeping after the Super Bowl.

  • @rtspicer9082
    @rtspicer9082 Рік тому +17

    Everything in Philadelphia is disgusting

    • @TRMV
      @TRMV Рік тому

      This isn’t in Philly!

    • @81garbur
      @81garbur Рік тому

      Lol this is 3 hours away from Philly. Watch Dave's reviews in Philly. The people are always cool

  • @vantheman1238
    @vantheman1238 Рік тому +3

    Dave getting accosted by Pee Wee Herman 😂

  • @TrevorHarris77
    @TrevorHarris77 Рік тому

    Absolute chaos.

  • @VelvetCzar
    @VelvetCzar Рік тому

    I used to party at State back when in 2010. Sports Chad's were just like this back then too lol

  • @Therion0184
    @Therion0184 Рік тому +9

    I now remember why I avoided going to a 'normal' college, they're full of these guys.

  • @lilaznballaz1022
    @lilaznballaz1022 Рік тому +6

    Philly college students did more bumps than Dave before the review, everybody knows the rules.

  • @djkache
    @djkache Рік тому

    He's the bird detective, talking about that bird law.

  • @Jaysunn00
    @Jaysunn00 Рік тому +1

    You need to go just out side of down town brothers pizza in Hamilton square has Dave’s kinda slice