There was a ton of those things being produced during the timeframe the Wii was the hottest console on the market that likely banked on that exact scenario
Walking races actually are a thing. It's crazy weird how fast they can walk. If I remember right, you have to have at least 1 foot in contact with the ground at all times, otherwise it's considered a run
As a former competitive track and field runner, can confirm - I never did it (I was a 1500/3000 m runner) but saw a lot of walk races - there's a LOT of serious technique to race-walking, and as OP says it's required to always have at least one foot on the ground to be considered a walk, otherwise it's a run and you're disqualified. Look up some videos if you're interested, it's legit a fascinating niche sport
peter is so weirdly attractive, i can’t place my finger on how or *why,* but there’s something about the thin frame and blonde hair i especially enjoy; also, his humor is everything :)
I think there's some irony in him editing in all the "was" when even an on-time Christmas video will instantly become a "was" video for most of the year. :P
It Will have more sense if this video was uploaded a day before today, (In México it was The "Reyes Magos" day in that day and is kinda related to Christmas)
I got some nice jewelry and a cute top out of Wish before my neighbors stole two necklaces, a plastic Chat Noir ring, and the pink version of the Sailor Moon shirt I got. Never order Wish when you live in places like Detroit, Manhattan, and Paterson.
I’m actually happy to see some closure to those rainbow plants. That was so long ago, or at least that’s how it feels. Good times. Always love to see a new video from my favorite UA-camr.
@@Sir_wyke In the 1970s and 1990s there was a kid's show on PBS called Zoom. It encouraged viewers to write to them, and as it was filmed in Boston they sang the city's ZIP code: 02134. Especially since you used the word Zoom in your post I thought you were specifically referencing that show.
As a botanist, let me assure you those were definitely photoshopped. Also, what grew is neither a grape vine, nor a strawberry plant. You got literal weeds lol.
Strawberry plants did look like actual strawberry sprouts, but other one just looked like some weeds (and not the fun kind). You probably would've gotten some (highly likely not blue and just normal) strawberries if they didn't die.
fun fact: the exact line between walking and running is that during a walk, at least one foot is in contact with the ground the entire time. during a run, both feet are off the ground for a brief period. as soon as you push forward and leave the ground, you are running, and are then disqualified from any officially sanctioned walk races.
the difference between walking and running is that when running, both of your feet leave the ground, at least those are the rules for fast walking competitions
9:08 walking races are actually a thing and even an Olympic sport. Generally you have to keep at least one foot on the ground at all times and then it's walking
Oh god I remember my cousin getting that tv game console for Christmas, I felt terrible. But we actually had a little bit of fun with it after we got stoned.
I heard that the rules for professional speed walk racing is that at least one foot must be on the ground at all times, unlike running.
There’s a whole romcom whose main male protagonist participates in that event in the olympics. It’s great :)
I learned that from Malcolm in the middle
@@animatrix1490 whats it called
I got NO info from your video. .. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
infinity.. You toooi old to be F ing around wirh GAMES.
@@judycollins6409 I don’t know what you said, but I’m sure it’s totally well constructed and not stupid.
Tape was in fact not stronger than a human being.
Pp
Silence is golden. *Duct tape* is silver.
Ah yes, my favorite number, this one -> 110, ah yes, I love one hundred and one, 2:00
True...
Key word: was
AH YES, JANUARY 7TH, THE MERRIEST DAY OF THE YEAR
Merry January 7th!!!
Ho ho ho
It’s the happiest time of the year
It's Slavic Christmas actually.
No its January 8th
that knockoff wii seems like something a well-meaning grandma would get for her grandkids
Yeah. It kinda made me smile. Seems like something someone had passion in
There was a ton of those things being produced during the timeframe the Wii was the hottest console on the market that likely banked on that exact scenario
@@cryptidproductions3160 indeed
A literal grandma Christmas trap
@@dphyinz5779 I can’t tell if that’s ment to be a wii or ps5
I swear if it wasn't for the games running at a literal 15 frames per second, this would be the first bootleg console with real effort put into it.
So the same fps as gta online 😂
4:40 That was done out of instinct.
Ultra instinct
@@BegitoBrah KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZE GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN WO MUKI
@@dusanstojsin4938 I thought of ultra instinct goku with a gun and now you have to
was
“when the joystick on the note”
Peter: *questions life*
Gotta love bad grammar translations 😂
ey (B)eter
ey (B)eter
To be fair it's Orthodox Christmas Day 2021 in Russia, so merry christmas
not only russia it is like uh that day where the pope comes and puts holy water in ur house
Yee merry Christmas
@@des3rted447 he didn't put Holy water in my house tho
@@jimakiad hes on his way to ur house
Yeah my family who’s from Georgia (country) celebrate here in America too
8:11 Nobody's gonna talk about the 4 difficulties?
Easy,
Normal,
Hard,
and Help.
*H A L P*
shhhhhhhh we dont talk about that
Its a help menu
@@LittleDarkOne_ r/woosh
@@CrownAngelHere it never was sarcasm buckaroo
I laughed way to hard at him reading "Puppy Corps" and then saying "Oh no.."
Walking races actually are a thing. It's crazy weird how fast they can walk. If I remember right, you have to have at least 1 foot in contact with the ground at all times, otherwise it's considered a run
I've never thought about the difference between walking and running.
This was interesting, thank you.
Whoa
As a former competitive track and field runner, can confirm - I never did it (I was a 1500/3000 m runner) but saw a lot of walk races - there's a LOT of serious technique to race-walking, and as OP says it's required to always have at least one foot on the ground to be considered a walk, otherwise it's a run and you're disqualified. Look up some videos if you're interested, it's legit a fascinating niche sport
POV: you get kidnapped by a man who wants to show you how much time he waited for his wish packages
I'd listen
Why is that true
Better than the last time I was kidnapped
So like aimkid's music video for My Trains, but with Wish packages that he waited a really long time for, instead of model trains?
08:45 *5 Streamers that thought their camera was turned off*
Hmmmmm
UHHHHHHH
@@tweeleaf That hand movements 🤔🤔🤔
This has 69 likes, not from me
Ruined the 69
*"Puppy Corps"*
Patter: *sounds of disgust and sadness*
he thought it was like puppy corpse which is the other meaning of dead body evvteovosocm
@@EpicSpecialWeaponsDalek I- ye- that's the joke
The tv game consoles controllers looked like a pregnancy test.
o
Patter: Merry Christmas
Janurary: W A S
In russia its Christmas
Technically if you celebrate Old Christmas it’s in January
@@pigunter Merry Christmas!
*M e r r y J a n u r a r y*
patter: *tries failed wish items*
youtube: *HE'S PLAYING WISH STONE NONOGRAM*
11:00 insert JonTron reference here
OH GOD, CUTE FISH? where is he? You mean this guy?.... i dont think you mean this guy xD
I get it!
*i don’t get it *
Cute.... fish....... i get it! I don't get it!
@Teagan Agawa Based
First thing that came to my mind
peter is so weirdly attractive, i can’t place my finger on how or *why,* but there’s something about the thin frame and blonde hair i especially enjoy; also, his humor is everything :)
Because he's handsome internally and externally 💕
(Yeah also he has pretty nice guts 👀👌🏻)
MMMHHHH!
ME M-MUST KISS SOMETHIN'
ME ON FIRE
ME CAN'T HANDLE THE SECKSYNESS
MLMLMLMLMLMLMLMLMLMLM 🥵♥️🥵♥️
*I see nico in your pfp*
SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the facial hair
Peter; *looking literally at his twin*
Also Peter: I wish I was like that guy
"From a level of 75 to 101-" *Points at 110*
Patter can't read lol
Pater is father in latin
Pater = Patter
Patter = Peter
Peter is a dad confirmed!?
That’s just a theory.
A game theory-
Peter is daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@crabcrab4323 oops yeah my bad i was thinking of the stem patr i fixed it
Yes he gave birth to Ethan
@@Natek22 no
It’s actually Serbian Christmas today so yea.
Hristos se rodi!
@spotater brate kako me iritiraju neki komentari na ovom klipu.
serbia
Not only Serbian...It is christmas for all orthodox
@@nikolastokic4209 da, bio je juče Božić ali jesu takve budale
I think there's some irony in him editing in all the "was" when even an on-time Christmas video will instantly become a "was" video for most of the year. :P
I like how you can hear peter singing the melody of the song in 4:12 - 4:17 specially that nyah noise
*kills one animal*
Peter: Oh no, I is shame.
*kills human warriors*
Peter: I is proud.
That's every gamer bruh lmao 💀
I would have the same reaction
Peter: "Merry Christmas"! Date and time of release: Let me introduce myself.
@@damoyai it is today using Julian calendar
@@differ_o0968 no.
@@Eddiemurphybuttsex y e s
@@damoyai y e s
It Will have more sense if this video was uploaded a day before today, (In México it was The "Reyes Magos" day in that day and is kinda related to Christmas)
nobody:
nobody at all:
TV Game Console: _Systemmm._
Not System, Not Systemm, But Systemmm
Nobody
This TV game console:
*NINGA*
8:22 Those explosions are straight outta Metal Slug. Specifically, when you throw a grenade.
Are there any other "borrowed" assets in other games?
1:07 I was like "Do I hear a doggo? 😍"
Few seconds later, there he is 🤗
Just me or is that sonic mask honestly staring deep into my mortal soul..
It was totally just you
🔫 yes
Alternate title: What not to give as Christmas presents to your loved ones
I love my mom
“Failed Wish items”
All of Wish
no some are actually pretty good
yeah I know it was just a joke
I never bought anything for wish, i think it’s like the same as any southeast asia website but worse
I got some nice jewelry and a cute top out of Wish before my neighbors stole two necklaces, a plastic Chat Noir ring, and the pink version of the Sailor Moon shirt I got. Never order Wish when you live in places like Detroit, Manhattan, and Paterson.
"why would you walk and race?" Someone never saw the speedwalking episode of Malcom in the middle
I love that animation for happy concert and how its barely an animation. It's like the 3d artist just discovered keyframes.
That sonic mask kinda looks like a dog laying down in the intro.
dog
*"stupid stuff-"*
Finally, another person noticed that!
Alternate title: Patter buys weird things off wish and reviews makes a 13 minute review
Ah yes, patter
that what he does for every shopping website
@@skepbeans yo someone who likes BFB I see
More like "petter think its chirstmass even tho its jan 2021" lol
Poor guy its late XD
@@m7mi914 Patter: Merry Christmas
Editing patter: *W A S*
“And I’m about......*to leave*”
I died
Fun fact: this is actually one of peter first videos, but since the converter took 7 years to arive, he needed to upload it in 2021
6:41 THEY KNEW ABOUT SENPAI FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN’ BEFORE IT EVER EXISTED
That's what I've been saying!!!
Shut it
I’m actually happy to see some closure to those rainbow plants. That was so long ago, or at least that’s how it feels. Good times. Always love to see a new video from my favorite UA-camr.
"I wish I were that guy"
You're LITERALLY that guy!
peter knetter: his purpose
me: yes your purpose
i have no idea what i'm talking about
The console was actually pretty good for a bootleg.
If it's under30 dollars I'll get one surely
The fact that this video was uploaded on my birthday makes it ∞% times better
Puppy corps:
"They had us in the half ngl"
I'm a simple man. I see bootleg wii, I click.
When your buying a used bootleg console you must have to look back into your life to see where you went wrong
I like how when the camera Zooms in on his face it looks like a old PBS show
02134?
@@EricNorton627 What?
@@Sir_wyke In the 1970s and 1990s there was a kid's show on PBS called Zoom. It encouraged viewers to write to them, and as it was filmed in Boston they sang the city's ZIP code: 02134. Especially since you used the word Zoom in your post I thought you were specifically referencing that show.
@@EricNorton627 The crazy thing is I was thinking about that show when I wrote this I didn't even realize the reference I accidentally put in it
@@Sir_wyke I'd kinda like to see Peter speak in Ubbi Dubbi.
9:28 what ever you do dont remove the n in Ninga hero (yes the Second n)
I finally found a comment about this game lol
dope guy
My name is in fact Ethan... Thanks for indirectly making me feel useful throughout this video, Peter
Peter is so cute, I can't even. Like, I feel he puts off the vibes of having a beautiful soul.
Ew
@@BooneTheKing ?
this series is the gift that keeps on giving
The Trauma Team music in the background really adds to the atmosphere.
I LOVE TRAUMA TEAM SO MUCH I WAS LITERALLY SO HAPPY WHEN I HEARD IT
Oh boy. I remember Cute Fish from Carson's video, "We Bought an Illegal Game" (since renamed to "The Illegal Game").
HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T WATCHED YOU FOR 4 YEARS AND YOU'VE HIT PUBERTY OMG
@Wazaag Break-head yeah
@Wazaag Break-head well isn't that a bruh moment
7:54 in was really expecting him to give me a sample burning controller smell.
Why is no one mentioning how he’s literally curly haired Kurt cobain
He kinda looked like Jeffrey Dahmer for a second in another video
Unrelated but loving the Trauma Team OST in the background!
ME TOO I WAS LIKE SO SURPRISED AND I WAS LIKE OMGGGGGGGG
first thing i notice is good ol' peter using Trauma Team music in the video.
I approve.
YESSSSSSSS
"you think your stronger than a human being?" *Says to tape*
Me: idk, last time I ripped open a human it was alot easier,
I'm... gonna protend I didn't see that
the bootleg wii is literally just a bunch of wii fit games rebranded
5:58 console: System Peter knetter: SyStEmA
Walk races rule is that one foot must always be on the ground, sometimes called powerwalking
As a botanist, let me assure you those were definitely photoshopped. Also, what grew is neither a grape vine, nor a strawberry plant. You got literal weeds lol.
2:07 "im about... to leave" that got me haha
"Magic fairy: my favourite sport"
Sooooo, I do have a chance?
Strawberry plants did look like actual strawberry sprouts, but other one just looked like some weeds (and not the fun kind). You probably would've gotten some (highly likely not blue and just normal) strawberries if they didn't die.
Running: no
*Walking racing*: absolutely yes
"I'm about..... to leave, see ya"
You gained a sub for that comedy gold
I expect to see that Sonic Mask every Christmas now.
Was this actually recorded on Christmas? If so well done to you for taking time out of your Christmas day to record a video
Rod moment
I think he had to wait for the converter lmao
Sometimes Peter acts like he's someones uncle.
I love how the Christmas cam is higher quality than the main camera
I'm like, super glad to know I'm not the only one who smells random items at random times
dude i was in the middle of the class and just busted out laughing and everyone gave me super weird looks and the teacher asked me if i was ok
Ah yes, the merriest day of the year, *was*
i honestly dont know why this dude doesnt have 1m subs
Peter:kills an animal NOOO GO BACK GO BACK
also peter:kills a human yep i killed him
"I'm a professional vinyl wrapper in my offtime" Wait a minute...
When pooter uploads, you know It’s going to be a good day
Peter is celebrating Russian Christmas! Orthodox Christianity celebrates Christmas on January 7th
Sorry to tell you, but here in Russia, we celebrate Christmas on 1 January, not 7th.
3:26 i don't know about you but i feel a dirty joke coming on
fun fact: the exact line between walking and running is that during a walk, at least one foot is in contact with the ground the entire time. during a run, both feet are off the ground for a brief period.
as soon as you push forward and leave the ground, you are running, and are then disqualified from any officially sanctioned walk races.
Speed Walk races require all participants to walk as fast as they can while always keeping one heel on the ground at all times.
4:23 that literally looks like that one cat meme. Y’all know what I’m talking about right?
No
@@Doc_398 you have to remember😂
5:53 the music icon in the classroom is the iTunes logo
Let's play a game: How many recording setups can Peter do every year.
8:33 console: wueeeewuwwwwueeou Peter knetter: wuoeeeuwououweeeouw
"It's this time of year that i like to look back on the many failures i have commited"
*takes sip of non-alcoholic drink* Me too patter me too.....
UA-cam: He's playing "Wish Stone - Nonogram"
I thought this was a late Christmas video, but apparently the Russians in the comment section have Christmas today. Merry Christmas Russia.
7:12 Is it just me, or is that chime at the beginning sounds nostalgic like the computer I used in kindergarten . It just sounds so familiar...
It's actually the less-known OS/2 shutdown chime on the 90's. Crap, you probably used a computer that no longer exists in 2021...
2:54 I thought he was gonna say ‘take this’ Silvers line XD
the difference between walking and running is that when running, both of your feet leave the ground, at least those are the rules for fast walking competitions
I have to admit it. I still own and have my TV Game Console.
what was it called on wish? cant find it
Peter: most people seen this one, it's uh
*Soup ad plays*
To be fair, most people have seen soup
@@procommentr true
I knew as soon as I saw the pregnancy test controller in the thumbnail, I was in for a good video.
9:08 walking races are actually a thing and even an Olympic sport. Generally you have to keep at least one foot on the ground at all times and then it's walking
Oh god I remember my cousin getting that tv game console for Christmas, I felt terrible. But we actually had a little bit of fun with it after we got stoned.