Fun fact: The reason a lot of Sonic movie merch looks so cursed is because merchandisers were given the design sheets before the 2019 design overhaul. Because of this, most Sonic movie merch are actually based on the "ugly" Sonic from that first trailer, and instead of going back and redoing all the work, they released them as-is.
@sonicfanboy3375 yeah, it was just a poor desicion that they were unsure on and then thought "holy sh♤t, how did we let this be the finalized design?" Corporations simply don't understand what is and isn't appealing, it's why they hire designers for their mascots
The Build-A-Bear is a great example. The one they put out for the first movie is more like the old design, but the one they made for the second movie looks MUCH better.
Plot twist: These videos are all a ploy to lead us into a spooky scary ARG which leads to the announcement of Cursed Polygon Donut Products releasing on March 15th
i feel like at this point i need a cursed pac-man products video i need to see how companies with actual licenses screw up a literal ball with a slice cut out of it
I'm from Russia myself, and to be honest, we have the most ugly products x) Some of them were simply called the BLUE HEDGEHOG And yes, you're right, a "Кот" is a cat)
“Maybe we can give him a chillidog? Everyone loves chillidogs.” “I don’t think he can eat solid food” “just put it in the blender” “if you say so-“ “THE CHILLIDOG NOT THE BABY.”
4:20 The reason The merch for the first sonic movie looks kinda…bad is because it’s based off of the og movie design. The reason why. Is because merchandise for movies gets made early in production.
My favorite video game character… Sonic the extraordinarily cursed and malevolent hedgehog of twisted chaos, known for his terrifying ability to morph into any shape or creature imaginable, while effortlessly ripping off his own body parts like a deranged Lego figure, only to reassemble them with a sinister, unsettling ease
Can't believe you got Gianni to voice some random Sonic product lines on the packages. That's so silly and cool!😮 (Sidenote: I'd play (american) football with that goofy looking amongus Sonic, so I can see him flying across the field and make him feel pain 😊)
I would like to say that today I found a Sonic Popsicle PLUSHIE and it's Blue Raspberry scented. And yes. It's as derpy looking as it sounds. And I'm certain it's official because I got it at GAMESTOP.
The sonic build a bear was so horrifying that I decided to order one off of eBay, it is truly weird looking because I bought it ONLY for 13$ dollars, a meal is more expensive than that, just sayin'.
As always, every time you upload, my serotonin levels go up to 100%. I especially focused my glance on your pretty nails, which are a nice shade of blue for the occasion of covering Sonic the Hedgehog products.
Story about the sonic café, i very recently tried to surprise someone with a trip to the sonic cafe in Houston, and after I had called and confirmed their existence and everything we got there day of and the building was literally closed for renovations. I was so disappointed 😢
am i the only one who thinks polygon donut doesnt have a house, they just live in that room, and when they go out its just an endless void of ballpits or something like that
Bro really listed both the polygon dragon (actually the dimensional dragon but close enough), and the donut dragon as some of his favourites like we weren’t gonna notice.
19:39 PolygonDonut is the type of UA-camr to make a video about unholy sonic merchandise; making it as a themed bedroom. And then suddenly making a sonic the hedgehog themed fortress.
Such is the beauty of famous characters with long history. There are pretty much all kinds of weird, cursed stuff available - especially if you count knockoffs and bootlegs. Cripes, visual-wise the *_BLUE CURRY_* was the most gross, terrifying one.
Claim your starter Pack including the very RARE Iceling Dragon + 15K Food + 30K Gold: dragoncity.onelink.me/DDHl/pd
No :3 (im tired)
Early
Nuh uh.
Me no feel like it. :(
Maybe timorriw :D
Uh, no!
Fun fact: The reason a lot of Sonic movie merch looks so cursed is because merchandisers were given the design sheets before the 2019 design overhaul. Because of this, most Sonic movie merch are actually based on the "ugly" Sonic from that first trailer, and instead of going back and redoing all the work, they released them as-is.
This also proofs the ugly design was not a marketing stunt contrary to a popular theory
@sonicfanboy3375 yeah, it was just a poor desicion that they were unsure on and then thought "holy sh♤t, how did we let this be the finalized design?" Corporations simply don't understand what is and isn't appealing, it's why they hire designers for their mascots
@@mrhalfsaid1389 And thank God they did. I genuinely think Tyson Hesse SAVED that first movie.
At least the sonic movie 2 & 3 merch are based of the good design
The Build-A-Bear is a great example. The one they put out for the first movie is more like the old design, but the one they made for the second movie looks MUCH better.
Plot twist: These videos are all a ploy to lead us into a spooky scary ARG which leads to the announcement of Cursed Polygon Donut Products releasing on March 15th
His name is not cursed polygon donut.
His name is shape sandwich 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
@@amar9094definitely that's correct indeed
@@amar9094nah dude his name is Liminal Lollipop
Can't wait to play 5 nights at Polygon's
Bro no but imagen a poliganal breakfast sweet plushie tho ^_^
Gabriel Ultrakill voicing in a POLYGON DONUT VIDEO?! we have reached peak cinema in this year.
I was surprised too! There is a website where you can email him for voice overs in his channel (thought you have to give him a dollar lol)
@@Luna-Taxerswhat’s it called?
this man is everywhere rn
Man? Itsn't she a girl?
when
the “i love inflating!” caught me off guard
Hey guys continue my sentence “DEVIANAR”
thank u pongon i love yuo 💖
SPARKLE ON ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
@@PolygonDonutcheese pizza 🫥🫥🫥👹
Sparkle on bitch its friday!
I have seen you voice in so many things as of recent and it's honestly a jumpscare every time
It's the silly voice guy!! :DDD
Finally, the counter part for cursed Mario products. Thank you, Polygonal Donut.
Now it’s time for cursed Mario and Sonic products at the Olympic Games
Next: Cursed Pokemon products
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815YES
what abt cursed Zelda themed products ☹️☹️
Cursed Crash Bandicoot Products???? Anyone?
12:24 I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE THAT PARENTS ALWAYS COME IN AT THE WORST TIMES😭😭
💀💀💀😭😭😭💀💀💀😭
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
i feel like at this point i need a cursed pac-man products video
i need to see how companies with actual licenses screw up a literal ball with a slice cut out of it
I'm from Russia myself, and to be honest, we have the most ugly products x)
Some of them were simply called the BLUE HEDGEHOG
And yes, you're right, a "Кот" is a cat)
мяу мяу котик 😺😺
Oh
You can just travel to another country and there is the oficinal
I'mma Russian Venezuela
@@GodzillaLegendary2014the problem is, 80% Russian people(including me) don't have enough money to afford travelling to other countries..
I absolutely love your editing style (and also your nails look amazing).
“Maybe we can give him a chillidog? Everyone loves chillidogs.” “I don’t think he can eat solid food” “just put it in the blender” “if you say so-“ “THE CHILLIDOG NOT THE BABY.”
4:20 The reason The merch for the first sonic movie looks kinda…bad is because it’s based off of the og movie design. The reason why. Is because merchandise for movies gets made early in production.
18:21 the egg shaker
6:44 ah yes sonics iconic line: *Starts speaking some FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE THAT NOBODY HAS EVER USED BEFORE*
"ALARM IS ON" I think...
Gianni being here rent free is unhinged. I am so glad that Gabriel ultrakill is here
20:05 When a Sonic fan dies and goes to heaven, this is the room they stay in.
I assume hell is just CWCville.
17:57 I mean, aside from being fast, him curling into a ball IS a big part of his identity.
BALLS
@@Simonkeegan25I love sonics balls
I guarantee that half those foods would not pass UK food laws
IKR 3 eyed cat
19:11 the delivery of “he eated bees” was so strange coming from mr donut
15:47
I absolutely loved it when he said "I love inflating"😭
deviantart
Wait poly is a boy?
@@Solarsplash64 he uses any pronouns
@@dinoguy3735 oki
@@Solarsplash64 Huh.. they were talking about Gianni.. though it should be obvious if you literally checked the timestamp..
"HONEY PLEASE ITS OUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHD-"
"BABE NOT NOW POLYGON DONUT JUST UPLOADED!"
Haha edit I liked your comment no its at 69
🤫🤫
Kid@@emmettrockettpockett
Teen@@ShadowTheHedgehog-y6l
Real
hello there my name is markiplier
hi mariker
@@heyguysCHEESECAKE hello my name is mariker
and i am a fish
@@mateistoica2974 hello a fish
It seems as you have specific traits showing that you originated in the country of Portugal
4:58 you: "hes so CUTEEE!!!🥳🤧🤧"
also you: "ew why do he look like that💀"
My favorite video game character…
Sonic the extraordinarily cursed and malevolent hedgehog of twisted chaos, known for his terrifying ability to morph into any shape or creature imaginable, while effortlessly ripping off his own body parts like a deranged Lego figure, only to reassemble them with a sinister, unsettling ease
Your probably thinking of a different sonic
Honestly now I'm just waiting for cursed Shrek or cursed minion products
19:12 HE EATED BEES 😢
Or did the Bees
Eated him???
What a maniac
9:04
1. Ring
2. Dr eggman
3. Knuckles
4. Sonic
5. Tails
Did I get it right
Can't believe you got Gianni to voice some random Sonic product lines on the packages. That's so silly and cool!😮
(Sidenote: I'd play (american) football with that goofy looking amongus Sonic, so I can see him flying across the field and make him feel pain 😊)
I would like to say that today I found a Sonic Popsicle PLUSHIE and it's Blue Raspberry scented. And yes. It's as derpy looking as it sounds. And I'm certain it's official because I got it at GAMESTOP.
5:54 im gonna say the n word sonic
NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT TAILS!!!
"You turned yourself black so you can say the N-word?"
THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SAYING THE N WORD
@@Bread20349 HOW DO YOU KNOW?? HOW DO YOU KNOW!!!
TAILS NOOOOO
The sonic build a bear was so horrifying that I decided to order one off of eBay, it is truly weird looking because I bought it ONLY for 13$ dollars, a meal is more expensive than that, just sayin'.
Sonic: I gotta go fast!
Sawnik: I NEEEEED TO GO AT A SPEEEED
matt rose
SOCK
TALS
AMMI
KNNGLESS
BORKINCK
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815MATT ROSE FANS ASSEMBLE!!!!
ASEMBLE!
The scrunkly has uploaded :D
fr :333
celebration time ^^
@@Noltiedreal
Fr
Lets go :3
As always, every time you upload, my serotonin levels go up to 100%. I especially focused my glance on your pretty nails, which are a nice shade of blue for the occasion of covering Sonic the Hedgehog products.
Sponsor yap ends here 1:57
Thx
bro got gianni to voice act sonic for a line
polygon truly does anything for the viewers
i was praying he would mention the fact angry birds was bought by sega
W H A T ? ? ?
@@Awzan-ww8yy its true
12:46 THE SOUND EFFECTS HELP-😭
Story about the sonic café, i very recently tried to surprise someone with a trip to the sonic cafe in Houston, and after I had called and confirmed their existence and everything we got there day of and the building was literally closed for renovations. I was so disappointed 😢
Words cannot describe how long I've waited for polygon to make a cursed sonic proucts video based off of my fav blue hedgehog
I love how pongon casually got gianni to voice a singular line :3
This was such a fun vid! I love how you ”decorated” rooms with the items instead of just going thru a list. So cute! 😊
💀💀💀
am i the only one who thinks polygon donut doesnt have a house, they just live in that room, and when they go out its just an endless void of ballpits or something like that
i love how you decorat a room every video
its my favoret part
YAEY IM EARLY!!!! my day is much better now
any day is a fine one with the polygonal pastry.
@@mothies2260no amazing day
X :D
15:53 : I LOVE INFLATING!
Deviantart sonic:
I love inflating
WHY
LOL
3:48 a fun fact:this plush is oficial of sega,so this plush is the first oficial plush of sega
At 9:03 The Characters From Left To Right Are: Ring, Eggman, Knuckles, Sonic And Tails. You Can Thank Me Later🤗🤗🤗
I got it right yay
i knew it!
17:12 bro looks like weird al
Nah that’s strange la
Peculiar Allan
@@glitch_girl-_-3177nahh that's "enigmatic ll"
11:19
Uhh- dollar fifty
That got me lol
Yeah
7:58 well, in knuckles chaotix and sonic mania there are blue rings that are called “hyper rings” in some monitors
Oh thank gosh they aren't actually made out of sonic.... Still doesn't excuse the infamous amount of food coloring-
Sonic fan (Me): When they (me) see a Sonic video from Polygon Donut:
* Click click click click *
You should've put (polygon donut) after polygon donut, I am so confused about which polygon donut were talkeng about,
@@heitorsant1759 I was talking about Polygon donut, y'know? The one called Polygon Donut
@@nightygamer11x not specifiec inough!!!
@@heitorsant1759 Well Polygon Donut (Polygon Donut), you know who we're talking about now?
@@nightygamer11x OHHHHHHHHhhhhh
Bro really listed both the polygon dragon (actually the dimensional dragon but close enough), and the donut dragon as some of his favourites like we weren’t gonna notice.
5:07 Pongon’s cute aggression kicked in
“SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, soda can, 𝓢𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓽𝔂, puzzle, piggy bank”
0:02 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
0:15 r-rewrite 0:16 😨
holy shingles !!!
@@jamarthedancingdemon3961let’s play a game
holy Jangles 😰
holy bangles! 😨
5:20 my brother got this plush for his birthday and I thought it was cool,but in my mind I thought it was cursed looking but I did NOT want to say it.
17:55 because it's his main ability, curling into a ball.
BALLS
1 ring
2 egg man
3 knuckles
4 Sonic
5 tails
Yaaay new Pongon Video :D
also: 9:11 i got all of them right . o .
8:26 Y'know what they say! All Toasters Toast Toast!
Wait wrong franchise-
Lets gooooo!!! New polygon donut vid💥💥💥💥
it goes “my little butterfly” if u leave on for too long 6:40
I love how PolygonDonuts's room is just a bunch of random funny/cursed stuff. Now ofc the most important thing here is the cat :D
As someone who’s currently in a Sonic hyperfixation since the last week of June I approve
16:38 MEMORY Unlocked I had a sliding puzzle mug growing up, but instead of Sonic theme, I think it was Winnie the Pooh themed.
The voice acting jumpscared me and now I have to ask you to play Pressure
Old 90s Sonic merch gives me like a little ray of happiness to me. It’s truly a lightning in a bottle.
19:39 PolygonDonut is the type of UA-camr to make a video about unholy sonic merchandise; making it as a themed bedroom. And then suddenly making a sonic the hedgehog themed fortress.
7:28 HOLY SHIT ITS MY HUSBAND GABRIEL ULTRAKILL IM FOAMING ST THE MOUVHT THHHGHHGHTH
O_O
AND SEBASTIAN FROM PRESSURE KFKFFKKRKRKRK
@@Taurussaether333ITS THE HOT FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TJE FISHHH@@Dubledom
@@Taurussaether333 and Mothman
Ok I vote we make polygon donut his own core “polycore” or “donutcore”
NO DOGON
@@noahpickett pongon :0
@@yeetus_the_short :o
So real
6:37 why does he look like 2017X in here💀
5:05 boil him
@fizzyfrog784yum yum
OIL HIM UP OH YEAH 😩😩😩😩😩😩🙁
@@RobertIsEpicGamer ermmm what the freak??!!!!
@fizzyfrog784 mmm yummy yummy sonic,s melted skin curry
Oh boy I’m a make some hedgehog stew today! Tails:what?
The fact that these exist makes life worth living
8:04 and 10:12 was caused by starved egg man
6:50 Mother, I require the S O N I C C Y L I N D E R
15:00 Guys I hate to break it to you but, "eau de toilette" is literally just French for "toilet water"
Time to smell like toilet water!!! :D
How did you find my bedroom?!
Lol
Same! How
I thought the first noodle shape was an egg ngl 💀 (not even eggman, just an egg.)
14:18
Sonic Speed Simulator: Am I a joke to you?
10:42 Bahama Bucks serves Sonic and Shadow Sno’s and you can also have a chance at winning a random Character spoon
That’s cool lol
SONIC LUNCH ANN ARBOR MUSIC FESTIVAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
10:35 why do i like the ":(" sound so much lol
0:49 my goofy childhood
So, Msm
@@memedoodMSM spotted in the wild
omþ shuichi saihara from ðe hit game drv3
@@jan_Eten lol XD
Your childhood? He said growing food. Are you by any chance an African who grew up as a slave in the 1800????
0:26 i love this peculiar looking sploosh squish effect
I wanna eat it
To get it you have to use oecake
I've been waiting on this video for years
3:43 THOSE ALL THE PLUSHIES SONIC AND FRIENDS USED
I got them all right 9:12
Same
4:58 So adorable! I wanna buy one and cradle it like a baby
i was laughing so hard and weird at this video my mom came in my room and was like "why r u making those weird noises"
Nnnnnnnnn
who is the hedgehog at 0:07 ???? i swear i remember it
He's from toy story I think!
Yup toy story XD
@@PolygonDonuthello :3
toy tory
He’s called Mr. Prickle Pants, from Toy Story 3
Mom can i have sonic?
No we have sonic at home.
Sonic at home:
10:24 Sanic curry!!
3:15 THAT IS NOT SONIC. (can you tell by the comments every 5 seconds that i have so much hype for this video as a major sonic fan lol)
5:54 TAILS WHAT ARE YOU DOING😟
Mud puddle
NAH, TAILS’ RACI-
Bro, You forgot about "ogórki bootleg Sonic"! But anyways good video...
these sonic popsicles look like sonic trying different types of drugs
Such is the beauty of famous characters with long history. There are pretty much all kinds of weird, cursed stuff available - especially if you count knockoffs and bootlegs.
Cripes, visual-wise the *_BLUE CURRY_* was the most gross, terrifying one.
3:46 i thought he was flipping me off
1:57 W O N D E R H O Y .
we need a full cursed product house now