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  • Have you ever taken a self defense class? Which military branch instructor would you pick?
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  • @androidu9147
    @androidu9147 2 роки тому +4631

    "did army tell your about the gun technique?"😂😂😂

    • @randomperson6305
      @randomperson6305 2 роки тому +92

      Army using the India jones book

    • @blairbuskirk5460
      @blairbuskirk5460 2 роки тому +73

      It ain't stupid if it works.

    • @TheOrzhovSyndicate
      @TheOrzhovSyndicate 2 роки тому +18

      This is exactly what I thought. But spaceforce though.

    • @reiverraider4887
      @reiverraider4887 2 роки тому +25

      @@TheOrzhovSyndicate need to keep an eye on space force. Seems like his potato isn't enough anymore.

    • @QuantumBeard
      @QuantumBeard 2 роки тому +4

      Shit got me🤣

  • @kyle.r5483
    @kyle.r5483 2 роки тому +2420

    Army and Marine are scary and all, but space force...

    • @v01d_r34l1ty
      @v01d_r34l1ty 2 роки тому +71

      Space force isn’t messing around!

    • @peepeepoopoo7724
      @peepeepoopoo7724 2 роки тому +3

      You assume marines won’t fucking eat their children

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 роки тому +99

      @@peepeepoopoo7724 are least marine makes it quick space force is about to exploit that they have no laws in space and start making 40k irl

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 2 роки тому +9

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Space Force going full Exterminatus on their ass.
      No survivors.

    • @username_pending1328
      @username_pending1328 2 роки тому +20

      He said to "use them against their will".

  • @gingerfurrdjedi6211
    @gingerfurrdjedi6211 2 роки тому +7998

    I love that Space Force is beginning to be the most psychotic lol. His part had a lot of Anikan telling padme he killed the women and children vibes

  • @Eishon92
    @Eishon92 2 роки тому +1625

    Dude, Space Force really gonna go cold hearted ruthless over that potato.

  • @totinosleo2855
    @totinosleo2855 2 роки тому +3890

    Air force: " If you have army or marine buddies"
    That got me laughing. I think I'd want a Space Force buddy on my side instead

    • @johnbarker256
      @johnbarker256 2 роки тому +64

      Never mess with potato

    • @Mark_Menke1
      @Mark_Menke1 2 роки тому +32

      I’d take any of the deathly trio

    • @infernogaming7923
      @infernogaming7923 2 роки тому +8

      I’m taking my army buddies

    • @ScubaShark--8964
      @ScubaShark--8964 2 роки тому +32

      _We want a buddy like Marine, Army or Space Force... _*_But we NEED a friend like Coast Guard._*

    • @totinosleo2855
      @totinosleo2855 2 роки тому +3

      @@ScubaShark--8964 and we good on people like Navy.

  • @mar.prz10
    @mar.prz10 2 роки тому +1164

    I knew it. I knew Coastie was going to introduce the ancient technique of killing someone…. with kindness.

    • @wolfzes6479
      @wolfzes6479 2 роки тому +19

      *This is my gun, his name is Kindness*

    • @DarkestKnight2424
      @DarkestKnight2424 2 роки тому +14

      Kindness chamberd in .50 caliber

    • @aaronhess4980
      @aaronhess4980 2 роки тому +4

      I think that's what navy was doing to 😏

    • @_Something_lol_
      @_Something_lol_ Місяць тому

      Coastie is so innocent 😂😂😂

  • @Hugo-Hernandez
    @Hugo-Hernandez 2 роки тому +220

    Space force is doing it drug cartel style lol

    • @OldWolf-147
      @OldWolf-147 2 роки тому +3

      Space Safari Cartel, with live souvenir candidates

    • @nonosetradome
      @nonosetradome Рік тому +1

      ​@toiletcrusader780Star Wars is just war crimes in space for kids lol

  • @wisetree8330
    @wisetree8330 2 роки тому +2343

    Don't mess with space force holy crap

  • @TheMattheweichelberg
    @TheMattheweichelberg 2 роки тому +110

    I just burst into laughter when the Marine goes "did the army tell you about the gun technique".

  • @blakerhodenbaugh37
    @blakerhodenbaugh37 2 роки тому +33

    "If you have any army or marine buddy's call th.." got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @2kdegenerate708
    @2kdegenerate708 2 роки тому +908

    For the Air Force you should have been like “and now you call in an air strike”

    • @randomperson6305
      @randomperson6305 2 роки тому +23

      @Bingus well that's 2 reported millions more to go.

    • @TheNappalorian
      @TheNappalorian 2 роки тому +25

      The fuck is up with all these bots lately?

    • @birb1369
      @birb1369 2 роки тому +7

      @Bingus I'm fucking overwhelmed of reporting those piece of shits

    • @iyaayas
      @iyaayas 2 роки тому +5

      @Bingus These are so stupid. I haven't seen so many before 2020 (maybe one or two that are not the email and yahoo chatroom bot spammers). What security stuff was changed that allowed them in now?

    • @birb1369
      @birb1369 2 роки тому +4

      @@iyaayas idk man, they're going brrrr recently

  • @Peaceful3arth
    @Peaceful3arth 2 роки тому +606

    Escalating degrees of violence:
    1. Air force: Is it moving? Call for help.
    2. Coast Guard: Is it moving? Hug it and make it your friend.
    3. Navy: Is it moving? Hug it, and make it your friend with benefits.
    4. Army: Is it moving? If yes, shoot it till it ain't.
    5. Marines: Is it moving? If yes, kill it by any means necessary till it's not.
    6. Space Force: Is it moving? Enslave it and it's people and use it to kill everything they love, and make sure they have no way to retaliate.

    • @jayy2949
      @jayy2949 2 роки тому +22

      Oh my goodness you got it! Facts

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 2 роки тому +26

      Space force just remembered it's official dress uniform was a mixture of Battlestar Galactica and SS ......peace and forgiveness were never an option.

    • @NightriderzFlash
      @NightriderzFlash Рік тому +5

      America has been training the Space Force with their favorite techniques.

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 Рік тому +2

      Hahahaha! Awesome!

  • @NormalCardBoardBoxes
    @NormalCardBoardBoxes 2 роки тому +46

    Love how Marine was teaching hand to hand combat and probably saw someone raising their hand and knew Army taught them about the gun technique

  • @pinoydragon
    @pinoydragon 2 роки тому +46

    Is no one gonna talk about how Navy is wearing Army’s PT shorts 😂

    • @williamthompson1109
      @williamthompson1109 10 місяців тому +4

      Well… Army WAS the first one dipping into that honeypot

  • @oilypenny
    @oilypenny 2 роки тому +51

    Air Force: "Cardio." 😂

  • @ewokbreeder
    @ewokbreeder 2 роки тому +7

    I'm convinced that the Coast Guard is the Hufflepuff of the military, and I'm here for it.

  • @jayyv5169
    @jayyv5169 2 роки тому +88

    I bet navy is the hardest character to rehearse.
    I bet the behind the scene outakes of navy are hilarious…

    • @annalee7800
      @annalee7800 2 роки тому +9

      He definitely needs a blooper reel if he doesn't already have one somewhere. 😅

    • @HisMiraclesHappening
      @HisMiraclesHappening 2 роки тому +3

      Unless, ….. it’s how he swings

    • @nicevers
      @nicevers 2 роки тому +3

      @@HisMiraclesHappening Portside or starboard?

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 2 роки тому +2

      @@HisMiraclesHappening it's obviously not.

    • @bonbon8883
      @bonbon8883 2 роки тому

      frrrrr

  • @TheBenghaziRabbit
    @TheBenghaziRabbit 2 роки тому +172

    The fact you just have a potato and tin foil hat laying around for skits is priceless.

    • @aeric257
      @aeric257 2 роки тому +14

      I like to imagine the potato is the same, but the tin foil hat is fresh every time. A used tin foil hat won't protect your brain!

  • @pazzoaf
    @pazzoaf 2 роки тому +124

    I think the AF TIs know how ridiculous the “combatives” portion of combatives is because the “call a marine or soldier if faced with h2h” thing is legit. And in turn, when the soldiers and marines are pinned down in the field, they call us and from the comfort of out scifs, we drop ordinance! It’s really just a nice game of telephone for those three :)

    • @angrybellsprout
      @angrybellsprout 2 роки тому +1

      Never ones did anything like combative in af

    • @rayvicka9749
      @rayvicka9749 2 роки тому +2

      They use to do a half day thing they took it out.

  • @deenell9039
    @deenell9039 2 роки тому +5

    As a Veteran, I love these videos.. Rah!

  • @aiseanaivalu2143
    @aiseanaivalu2143 2 роки тому +44

    Surprised that Air Force didn't suggest close air support, but like he said if you have Army or Marine buddies

    • @infernogaming7923
      @infernogaming7923 2 роки тому +3

      Call us 😂

    • @angrybellsprout
      @angrybellsprout 2 роки тому +6

      Army & marines call us for air support. We call army & marines when we can see people.

    • @5.5.Below.5
      @5.5.Below.5 2 роки тому

      @@angrybellsprout haha. And we're there for the mop up. Good eyes, airman.

  • @paulwalter2590
    @paulwalter2590 2 роки тому +14

    As a soldier I can say that the Army technique is accurate as that's my self defense plan.

  • @andog6092
    @andog6092 2 роки тому +35

    The older I get, the more I agree with army on this one.

  • @jakeharry4338
    @jakeharry4338 2 роки тому +18

    I love how space force is progressively getting worse and more psychotic as the more time goes on.

  • @ASmileSuitsYou
    @ASmileSuitsYou 2 роки тому +6

    Coasties are the Hufflepuff of the military

  • @Characterbuilding59
    @Characterbuilding59 2 роки тому +4

    “If you have army or marine buddies, call them” 🤣🤣

  • @troystaunton254
    @troystaunton254 2 роки тому +16

    I am absolutely loving the fact they have the American flag, the Japanese flag, the Brazilian flag, the Australian flag……. And a team flag for probably the greatest international sports team on earth the New Zealand all blacks.

  • @blahblah8037
    @blahblah8037 2 роки тому +10

    I love that air force knows who to call in a fight.

  • @vincethehunter5660
    @vincethehunter5660 2 роки тому +6

    Space force sounds like anikan skywalker

  • @MrMedoro
    @MrMedoro 2 роки тому +6

    No ones talking about what navy ment?! “Your not gonna use words but you will use your mouth, get on your knees and pull their pants down.” Take a few seconds to think about what that means…

    • @S0u17
      @S0u17 2 роки тому +1

      Ah yes, I have finally found the comment I have been searching for.

    • @silvergarcia9897
      @silvergarcia9897 2 роки тому

      We got the jist after he said pull down their pants💀💀💀

  • @Aurelisk
    @Aurelisk 2 роки тому +12

    Marine here and Space Force is by far my favorite.

  • @ashleypatel5461
    @ashleypatel5461 2 роки тому +68

    I discovered you about 4 days ago, and I have watched all your shorts -- you are so so funny! 😂

    • @rabbiswhy
      @rabbiswhy 2 роки тому +3

      It's his expessive face and true awareness of the primal darkness that is humanity

  • @pimpdaddyc7066
    @pimpdaddyc7066 2 роки тому +4

    I got Anakin Skywalker/Lord Vader vibes from Space Force

  • @justsomeonereaIIy
    @justsomeonereaIIy 2 роки тому +4

    Marines literally just barks AGRESSIVELY 😭

  • @gator__
    @gator__ 2 роки тому +15

    Space force cracked me up😂

  • @scottibrown3274
    @scottibrown3274 2 роки тому +7

    Love how Air Force says if you have Army or Marine buddies call them

  • @zacmoore7800
    @zacmoore7800 2 роки тому +3

    As a Marine I have to say I absolutely love that he always grunts like a caveman when he’s playing a marine. I die laughing every time!

  • @citizentactics5227
    @citizentactics5227 2 роки тому +5

    Marine " did army teach you the gun technique?"

  • @saysHotdogs
    @saysHotdogs 2 роки тому +4

    Every time I see Navy I crack up laughing. The dude I knew in the Navy would bang anything like literally just anything

  • @FrankRoosevelt32
    @FrankRoosevelt32 2 роки тому +5

    Hahahah Navy was fucking hilarious in this one. So confident.

  • @mockingjay_2397
    @mockingjay_2397 2 роки тому +11

    Honestly I expected Air Force to have a drone

  • @tekajikuyalkrul5111
    @tekajikuyalkrul5111 2 роки тому +3

    " Did army teach you the gun technique" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

  • @jerrysickler522
    @jerrysickler522 2 роки тому +1

    This guy cracks me up he’s right 100 percent of the time

  • @julianuga
    @julianuga 2 роки тому +1

    His air force routine make me laugh the most😂😂😂

  • @andrewpena9041
    @andrewpena9041 2 роки тому +9

    I'm a Navy Reservist, but I practice the Army's technique (I love Constitutional carry states).

  • @4rsh193
    @4rsh193 2 роки тому +6

    Army is just "mess with the crock you'll get the glock"

  • @SmokeyOwOs
    @SmokeyOwOs 2 роки тому +2

    The space force guy is the most unhinged .

  • @superdetail87
    @superdetail87 2 роки тому +2

    I love the way he fucks with Marines! 🤣🤣🤣 Classic! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @cassandradechant3967
    @cassandradechant3967 2 роки тому +42

    If you have Army and Marine buddies you call them. Lmao. Growing up Army that’s fact. Seen it happen. Love your channel.

  • @HEILIGERRomer
    @HEILIGERRomer Рік тому +3

    Space Force Is being a GOOD soldier for once.

  • @tentativebababoey1796
    @tentativebababoey1796 2 роки тому +2

    space force sounds like anakin skywalker. Like when he was telling Padme about his dreams.

  • @trevorleadman418
    @trevorleadman418 2 роки тому +2

    Space Force became really cold hearted!!

  • @WinkyMcWinkerson
    @WinkyMcWinkerson 2 роки тому +7

    I always joke that I no longer have feeling in my knees and I acquired a no gagging reflex while in the Navy. How I made rank so fast. Lol

  • @MavrikUSMC
    @MavrikUSMC 2 роки тому +4

    Before MCMAP, we had Line Training. The problem was, there were only 2 non lethal techniques. Basically, 2 moves that didn't end with a vertical stomp to the throat 🤣

  • @lasnite0077
    @lasnite0077 2 роки тому +1

    I love this!!! My fav skit thus far! It’s the AF that does it for me.

  • @user-rp3cz4wi8t
    @user-rp3cz4wi8t 2 роки тому

    You can do everything. Martial arts and shooting and dancing and singing. Fantastic.

  • @GiuseppeSimonetti
    @GiuseppeSimonetti 2 роки тому +7

    Marines solution to someone trying to square up with them on deployment: Level the entire block/area.

  • @MYslStIcALAuTHoR
    @MYslStIcALAuTHoR 2 роки тому +11

    It’s reassuring her army and space force know how things are done with 100% efficiency 😂

  • @UNSC-Saratoga
    @UNSC-Saratoga 2 роки тому +2

    Space Force is secretly the most dangerous of all the branches

  • @mr.anticheat4846
    @mr.anticheat4846 Рік тому +1

    Space force seems like the quiet kid at school
    "You'll take there children and use them against them"🤣🤣

  • @highlander752
    @highlander752 2 роки тому +5

    Nikko!! You have to introduce a full time medic into the squad!!!

  • @Wiseguy248
    @Wiseguy248 2 роки тому +7

    Space force is dangerous when potato is messed with.

  • @Z3R0810
    @Z3R0810 Рік тому

    This man is hilarious LOL! I swear I've never been in the service but I know people who have in it is literally spot on

  • @mikevanroy9356
    @mikevanroy9356 Рік тому +1

    Space Force looks like he's being beamed up. Appropriate.

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 2 роки тому +3

    Space force: article 33 of the Geneva convention says we can’t commit reprisals, article 77 protects children, fortunately for us, in space the Geneva conventions don’t apply.

  • @MorbidKat
    @MorbidKat 2 роки тому +4

    "If you have Army or Marine buddy..." we got you babe 💚hang in there! (What I, Army, tell my bf, Airforce,every other week)💋

  • @elenashenesky6686
    @elenashenesky6686 2 роки тому +1

    Space force is progressively becoming more psychologically unhinged 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love it

  • @ninechigaming5503
    @ninechigaming5503 2 роки тому

    Bro i know its a skit but cosst guard is so wholesome and i love it

  • @ledgaming6489
    @ledgaming6489 2 роки тому +10

    Never stop making these

  • @snowfox4704
    @snowfox4704 2 роки тому +10

    Space Force…geez. Someone’s got space-dementia.
    Oh how I love that I joined the Army… 🇺🇸

  • @_Something_lol_
    @_Something_lol_ Місяць тому +1

    Coastie is so innocent 😂😂😂

  • @daintyfrog6312
    @daintyfrog6312 2 роки тому +2

    Space force is something else when the potato’s hurt

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 2 роки тому +3

    The army never taught me combatives, so gun is definitely the way to go.

  • @ishmael9356
    @ishmael9356 Рік тому

    Love Air Forces explanation lol "If your fast, Go for it buddy." :)

  • @happiness_matters-v1q
    @happiness_matters-v1q Рік тому

    “If you have army or marine buddy’s, CALL THEM” most legit thing I’ve ever heard him say 😂

  • @itscold316
    @itscold316 2 роки тому +1

    Space Force with that "what the fuck, Kyle" energy

  • @madeyalook1200
    @madeyalook1200 2 роки тому

    The messing with the potatoes has me on the floor 🤣🤣

  • @drno4772
    @drno4772 2 роки тому

    This one made the space force seem like Jedi

  • @diananoonen2262
    @diananoonen2262 2 роки тому +1

    Space Force: very dark!!!
    Loved this!!!

  • @catwilk8213
    @catwilk8213 2 роки тому +2

    I absolutely love this skit it is one of my favourites you are an credible actor and each one of the characters is perfect

  • @toyyatoy
    @toyyatoy Рік тому

    Love the marine army relationship 😂 it’s so true 😂 these characters are just brilliant!

  • @dabizzness1840
    @dabizzness1840 2 роки тому

    Lmao the space force be hella funny . The little hands get me😂

  • @ellievranesevic
    @ellievranesevic 2 роки тому +1

    If youre fast, go for it buddy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @1cosmicdebris
    @1cosmicdebris 2 роки тому +1

    "You have the Army our Marine buddies!!"

  • @soulkingbrook8267
    @soulkingbrook8267 2 роки тому

    I like the fucking "if you're fast go for it Buddy"

  • @benwalton7565
    @benwalton7565 2 роки тому

    If you're fast enough, running is 1000% the best idea

  • @maggiegarcia6799
    @maggiegarcia6799 2 роки тому

    I love, love, love this guy. He is so fricken funny🤣

  • @JNF590
    @JNF590 2 роки тому

    The Chaotic Evil Space Force have is just gold.

  • @MasterHall117
    @MasterHall117 2 роки тому +1

    I’d expect Space Force to threaten kidnapping kids and making them fight their parents to find out their fighting an Alien Race next

  • @olivyae3057
    @olivyae3057 2 роки тому +1

    Every video Space Force becomes the most intense

  • @groudonfanatic9146
    @groudonfanatic9146 2 роки тому +1

    I thought that Space force was going to say, set your blasters to stun lol.

  • @Danielleitner00
    @Danielleitner00 2 роки тому +1

    THAT NAVY ONE CAUGHT ME OOF GUARD SMLMAO

  • @robertmendick3195
    @robertmendick3195 2 роки тому

    The Marine Line training taught in the 90s was especially deadly to one's adversaries.

  • @ragnar2752
    @ragnar2752 2 роки тому +2

    Being an actual instructor myself I see these guys all the time. So true, so true

  • @initalshot
    @initalshot 2 роки тому +1

    What the marine part just had me dead 🤣

  • @Nathen_Hari
    @Nathen_Hari 2 роки тому

    Didnt think you'd get the marine one right but that was spot on 😂

  • @DeliahAyala.2.14.91.
    @DeliahAyala.2.14.91. Рік тому

    I love AF "and if you have Army or Marine buddies you call them up"

  • @zpuxfildz
    @zpuxfildz Рік тому

    That "if you're fast enough"
    Brrgrhrrhgrgrgrrhr

  • @The_Sunny_One
    @The_Sunny_One 2 роки тому +1

    Space force does know that could possibly be a war crime lol

  • @josephkessler618
    @josephkessler618 2 роки тому +2

    "Sqarr up" 😂