Liza Treyger - I Love Jail - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +51

    Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl.html

    • @christieholt6674
      @christieholt6674 5 років тому +5

      Sounds terrible lmao

    • @braaaaaaaaaaap
      @braaaaaaaaaaap 4 роки тому +4

      Can we please cut the introduction montage? Geez

    • @Masbax
      @Masbax 9 місяців тому

      Let’s be honest, the only thing that’s cringe is those intros.

  • @Redtee1986
    @Redtee1986 6 років тому +518

    As a woman from Iowa, born and raised.....
    This pretty much covers everyone 18-25 here

  • @deepanshutyagi1467
    @deepanshutyagi1467 5 років тому +246

    That "oh, no thank you!" gets me every time😂

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 роки тому

      such the trashed midwest girl thing to say

    • @hayk.galstyan
      @hayk.galstyan Рік тому

      So, you mean you've watched this more then once... on purpose?

    • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
      @DefinitelyNotAFerret Рік тому +4

      @@hayk.galstyan I know I have! I absolutely love this one video from this channel

  • @americanamigo506
    @americanamigo506 6 років тому +1325

    I can confirm that many people in Iowa are constantly drunk and Iowa State University really did have horses on campus hahaha.

    • @masterchu8044
      @masterchu8044 5 років тому +10

      The entire midwest land of lost hopes full of addicts and drunks and just completely worthless people functioning just to feed the machine

    • @darcystrutt5192
      @darcystrutt5192 5 років тому +7

      Drunks are addicts.
      Perhaps you are not as wise and enlightened, as you are pessimistic and hopeless?

    • @ethanbrown2900
      @ethanbrown2900 5 років тому +4

      @ Not all of Iowa sucks. Northern Iowa has some nice counties and towns. My only complaint is that my county has too many Lutherans.

    • @darcystrutt5192
      @darcystrutt5192 5 років тому +2

      No, just that you are not fit to have the title master. Name calling, salty boi- yes but Master-no

    • @Squirrelconga
      @Squirrelconga 5 років тому

      "yippy kiyay, motherfucker!". Haha

  • @robert10197
    @robert10197 5 років тому +950

    "oh, no thank you" I screamedddd

    • @deepanshutyagi1467
      @deepanshutyagi1467 5 років тому +11

      That was hilarious 😂😂

    • @dreww8941
      @dreww8941 5 років тому +12

      Too bad the intro always ruins punchlines

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 4 роки тому +3

      @@dreww8941 that's why I like watching these online so that I can skip the intros. They're pointless & loud.

    • @cellb5270
      @cellb5270 4 роки тому +1

      I died!

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@deepanshutyagi1467 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @maddibesaddi
    @maddibesaddi 5 років тому +654

    all the comments: “yeah i’m from iowa and everyone is an alcoholic” guys i didn’t even remember iowa was a thing

    • @alohomora0x
      @alohomora0x 4 роки тому +16

      maddi tracy that’s why they drink

    • @DezTheQween
      @DezTheQween 4 роки тому +2

      maddi tracy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gblikestosew
      @gblikestosew 4 роки тому +4

      What's iowa

    • @robo_y2k
      @robo_y2k 4 роки тому +5

      @@gblikestosew where Americans go to drink light beer and talk about weather and corn.

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 4 роки тому +5

      @@robo_y2k no wonder slipknot came from Iowa. If they didn't make music, they probably would have killed everyone in that desolate state.

  • @w1llums575
    @w1llums575 5 років тому +582

    “I think I read some books or two.” that wordplay flew right over the audience. I think the jokes were just coming so fast.

    • @Wynter_Heat
      @Wynter_Heat 5 років тому +6

      AGREED

    • @juegodynamics
      @juegodynamics 5 років тому +12

      They did a quick cut after the line so we don’t know if the audience did laugh

    • @SG-ek2zw
      @SG-ek2zw 5 років тому +4

      ​@@juegodynamics​Can anyone tell me what it means please?

    • @thomasmarroquin9021
      @thomasmarroquin9021 5 років тому +1

      Fo show #theledgend

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому +6

      @@SG-ek2zw "..some books or two", that's the joke.

  • @leximorris8038
    @leximorris8038 5 років тому +1145

    ive been watching This Is Not Happening all day and I HATE the openings with a passion

  • @pitbullsandhorses
    @pitbullsandhorses 3 роки тому +82

    " all these girls who had pictures of their farm animals that were their friends that they like..won contest with..and then ate later in the evening"
    Literally 😂😂😂👌

  • @forgotn42
    @forgotn42 6 років тому +974

    "I read some books or two."
    How did the audience not laugh at that? It was brilliant!

    • @averywilliams6186
      @averywilliams6186 5 років тому +4

      forgotn1 they cut the laugh out

    • @kittyticklehips
      @kittyticklehips 5 років тому +3

      So weird I read this as soon as she said it

    • @xestea
      @xestea 5 років тому

      It's too real

    • @kittyticklehips
      @kittyticklehips 5 років тому +12

      Just Me because to me, a person who isn’t you, the timing was strange and weird.
      What a fuckin concept. But thanks for going out of your way to try to be a dick to a stranger lol

    • @luisortiz9158
      @luisortiz9158 5 років тому

      @@kittyticklehips 😂😂😂

  • @achyka3802
    @achyka3802 6 років тому +2059

    I've been binge watching these and all I can say is why dafuq does every video of a female comedian have an imdb style review in the comments or "she's the only good female comedian out there" and male ones get giggles, quotes and references in theirs can y'all be normal human brings for one second in your life

    • @MagniGames
      @MagniGames 6 років тому +163

      Not to mention the whole "She sounds so annoying!" thing that always seems to pop up on the female's videos... sexism is alive and well...

    • @jekzinder16
      @jekzinder16 6 років тому +33

      These people are "normal human beings." Humans are good people, flawed people, critics, tribal, phobic towards difference, phobic towards that which they do not understand, and smart enough to look deeper and be more objective, equal and balanced. But I have been watching these as well. I went back to the last video i saw, a B-Phlat one. I looked through, and out of 373 comments only 10 were gender-based comments about her. The rest were "giggles, quotes, and references." So if you are saying all or even most comments for female comics are the way, I'm not seeing it. Might that just be confirmation bias on your part.

    • @jaborus7015
      @jaborus7015 6 років тому +23

      It's because women aren't recognized as funny.

    • @jekzinder16
      @jekzinder16 6 років тому +32

      Seb your opinion is part of the minority.Treyger isn't funny because of her toxic personality and self-destructive unwavering lifestyle, not because of her gender.

    • @jaborus7015
      @jaborus7015 6 років тому +13

      Lol. And why else would the comedy industry be completely dominated by men?

  • @anthonygiannone3643
    @anthonygiannone3643 4 роки тому +433

    "I had no friends, didn't connect with anyone, i just started getting blackout drunk......so this one night at my friend's"

    • @dannyrayswofford4579
      @dannyrayswofford4579 3 роки тому +13

      Facts bro spit em

    • @LadyBrett22
      @LadyBrett22 3 роки тому +35

      I think she was at home visiting friends from high school, not on campus where she had no friends. Just my interpretation.

    • @MoYammaBatFitch
      @MoYammaBatFitch 3 роки тому +6

      @@LadyBrett22 she mentioned a dorm room door though.

    • @glormoparch5154
      @glormoparch5154 3 роки тому +67

      Everybody's your friend after a few drinks even if they're not

    • @pmb13
      @pmb13 3 роки тому +40

      Theres is friends and then there is friends

  • @42bwawa12
    @42bwawa12 2 роки тому +11

    I love listening to her tell stories of herself☺ she has amazing delivery and sense of humor, and her openness is somewhat warm and goofy I love it😍

  • @jennygreat4846
    @jennygreat4846 4 роки тому +26

    I like to watch these when I think my life is a mess. It really gives you perspective in a comedic format

  • @itzamaramata4844
    @itzamaramata4844 5 років тому +344

    “Shannon is in jailllll” killed me

    • @rebecademelo-lima3811
      @rebecademelo-lima3811 5 років тому +1

      CALL 911!

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@rebecademelo-lima3811
      I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @annemariefenton3547
    @annemariefenton3547 5 років тому +140

    There is always those few people who never even break a straight face in the background lmao

    • @lisakatharina3962
      @lisakatharina3962 5 років тому +17

      I kept looking at this gingery beard dude behind her, who just seemed to not have it ...

    • @cellb5270
      @cellb5270 4 роки тому +3

      Lisa Kathariena that dude creeped me out.

    • @topgurl9313
      @topgurl9313 4 роки тому +9

      you know those people are boring af

    • @GeekedOutNeckbeard
      @GeekedOutNeckbeard 4 роки тому +3

      Sometimes it's like the same audience with different acts, so they may have seen something way funnier earlier so it's hard to laugh at mediocre jokes.
      Even at the ones I die from laughter I notice there will be someone bored or with a face of disgust

    • @ThatGuyWithTheRedDakota
      @ThatGuyWithTheRedDakota 3 роки тому +2

      Pretty easy to keep a straight face when the comic isn't funny.

  • @alexandramenter4019
    @alexandramenter4019 5 років тому +415

    "So shes kicking these cops..."
    IM DEAD

  • @kyliebarry3478
    @kyliebarry3478 5 років тому +382

    that guy with the red beard was *determined* not to laugh

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 5 років тому +16

      I couldn't get my eyes off him. Did he blink?

    • @lucasreeserlarkin8996
      @lucasreeserlarkin8996 4 роки тому +27

      Us Gin-Chins are a tough crowd...born with a chip on both shoulders. We blink only when you do..we laugh when no one can hear us. Most of us are single, context varies though. I commend your observation skills. Wish more were, the world would be a tad better.

    • @dallasbrubaker6054
      @dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому +32

      He would have if there was something to laugh at

    • @k9man163
      @k9man163 4 роки тому +10

      THANK YOU. I was searching for someone to point this out.

    • @mr.anonymous5501
      @mr.anonymous5501 4 роки тому +2

      He's scared of the interrogation he'll get if he laughs at her jokes.

  • @jessjess23brooks89
    @jessjess23brooks89 6 років тому +276

    Comedians come from all walks of life. Even if I do not correlate with a specific comedian, I love to see and hear stories from other perspectives. That is part of the joy of story telling, which is what comedy is. I am not a valley girl, but her delivery and punch lines are good. I don't understand why people can't put themselves on the back burner and live in someone else's shoes for a minute. I thought it was funny, not the best, but not deserving of so much hate. Dudes can't relate, I suppose.

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 5 років тому +4

      You're right, 100! I Love all comedy and that s the reason why.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому +2

      So true, that's why I looove this series.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому +2

      @@DrJ-hx7wv what has she gotten away with? (Also, wtf is "chain-gang"?)

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 4 роки тому +5

      @@DrJ-hx7wv At least I'm not an obvious racist. What do her looks have to do with her comedy? Do you look at a piece of art and judge it by the attractiveness of the artist? So that also makes you a misogynist. Her getting away with anything was sheer fucking luck that I'm sure she is aware of.

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 4 роки тому +7

      I agree, (not with the dudes can't relate part, I'm sure some of us can). Coming from the least oppressed population category, I like hearing stories of people from other walks of life with differing life experiences, especially being able to find humor in the bad parts of our lives. If anything this series is hopeful. Many of these stories come from some of the darkest periods of someone's life, if they can find humor in it, then it demonstrates whatever we all are going through, is a temporary condition.

  • @misfitbrit1989
    @misfitbrit1989 5 років тому +60

    "And then I got a Big Mac so full circle, I got my cheeseburger!" 😅😅😅

  • @adamcostilla1692
    @adamcostilla1692 6 років тому +146

    She is totally right about Iowa people, and the machine shed is a real place...

    • @iamtheiconoclast3
      @iamtheiconoclast3 5 років тому +3

      I've been there. It's fucking great. I got a cereal bowl of cottage cheese and the turkey part of my turkey dinner needed its own separate plate. In Canada we simply don't have portions like that.

  • @illuminous360
    @illuminous360 6 років тому +465

    She went from no friends to all her friends knowing she loves drinking and driving.

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 4 роки тому

      Exactly what I thought...uh, most female comedians mann

    • @marialacambra9715
      @marialacambra9715 4 роки тому +133

      @@mopnem You can have no real friends but have people whom you get along, party and get drunk with and call "friends" for lack of a better word. Still feels lonely af.
      Also, what do you mean "most female comedians"?

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 4 роки тому +8

      @@marialacambra9715 if you don't have friends you don't have friends. She's just being inconsistent & weird. & it's kinda hard to explain but alot female comedians just don't get it. Not all of them though, generally better if they're not straight as well seems to be case more so then not.

    • @marialacambra9715
      @marialacambra9715 4 роки тому +73

      @@mopnem Wow, such a deep answer. Again, you can have party friends but no real friends.
      Also, "they just don't get it" is the most generic explanation ever, but sure.

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 4 роки тому +7

      maria lacambra True my answer was generic cause it’s UA-cam. Her saying she has no friends is a sympathy ploy prob wrapped in truth which shows positive vulnerability until she abandons it to say she has friends which loses her previous stance & makes her look shallow/attention seeking. To go deeper into my last point for female comics, I find more so straight women comics generally speaking like to rehash talking points of what’s “supposed to be said” as truths simply because it’s currently agreed upon at a specific time. A lot of points may appear emotionally valid but can be contradictorily shallow.

  • @litterbox2836
    @litterbox2836 4 роки тому +9

    Shannon is in JAAAIILL! "Shannon, why are you in jail"? ..She was throwing bed pans at people in the hospital. Bahahaha

  • @reynamc8880
    @reynamc8880 Рік тому +6

    I had a patient today that was in restraints and she was so mad at me, as soon as she told me I should have went to a real college so I learned how to do my job better I thought of you and this video 😂

  • @houseplant36
    @houseplant36 7 років тому +382

    Some people in the audience literally look sad ...

    • @masterchu8044
      @masterchu8044 5 років тому +15

      Talking about abortion will do that

    • @iskandertime747
      @iskandertime747 5 років тому +19

      Its because they got seated where they can't see the story teller.

    • @moontears3887
      @moontears3887 5 років тому +2

      @@masterchu8044 She only talked about that in the end.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому +15

      @John John Is this how you behave in real life as well? Or you feel safer embarrassing yourself behind a computer?

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому

      Maybe their whole family got killed by a drunk driver who stabbed them to death.

  • @datgurlky1
    @datgurlky1 5 років тому +225

    "Thank goodness you're white, or you would not be here today." No lies told there. 😑

    • @Ari-qo6qo
      @Ari-qo6qo 5 років тому +14

      @@DrJ-hx7wv jew is a religion-white a colour -she is a white woman she said it herself because she is smart enough - if you want you can say white jew ;)

    • @melissalong5213
      @melissalong5213 4 роки тому +3

      Jewish people are of middle eastern decent ....but pale. But not white as in pure European. Yes that means Jesus wasn't a white dude go cry in the corner. I'm Jewish I think it's hilarious. Go be racist else where please. It's a race though.

    • @Ari-qo6qo
      @Ari-qo6qo 4 роки тому +7

      @@melissalong5213 I agree on the middle eastern descent-ethnicity but again its not a race but a region middle estern people are originally from the Caucasus region-they are Caucasians that been travelling- The pure white do not exit its called a conplexion which can go lighter or darker following where you grew up-They are white in conplexion-Jew are whites- why is it so hard to accept? If they go anywhere they‘ll be consider :White .If they do DNA researches they will be considered caucasians from the middle eastern region while some would be from the European region but still :White.
      Again God forbid if tomorrow she gets hurt and emergency identify her they‘ll say ‘we have a White women in mid 30...‘
      Again being Jew is not a race as your race is a social construction while ur skin is visual and mostly dna don't lie...

    • @melissalong5213
      @melissalong5213 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ari-qo6qo I say again Jew is a race. People from the cuacus mountain region are not white either. People from this region are Armenian and certainly not European. The American folk singer Jim Croce is Armenian one my favorites BTW. Sorry there are other races besides just black and white. Neither culturally nor genetically European. For centurys Jews only married other Jews while living outside of Israel. Stop trying to box everybody off as black or white. What you say sounds like propaganda against Israel as a country. They are not accepted as white hence the Holocaust. Which happened and was 100 times worse then slavery in my personal opinion. But nice try with your black bias agenda.

    • @Ari-qo6qo
      @Ari-qo6qo 4 роки тому +2

      @@melissalong5213 its not a race but you free to stay ignorant and i have nothing against Israel or the religion of judaïsme-also Armenia is a country not a race - peace on you

  • @llurkinblack6665
    @llurkinblack6665 6 років тому +72

    "so they hid my car keys" 😂😂😂

  • @hey2930
    @hey2930 5 років тому +49

    If it wasn’t funny to people why do others get mad.😂 It wasn’t funny to me, but a good story. I like story times.

    • @deano.7533
      @deano.7533 5 років тому +4

      Yeah... I didn't laugh either. But I watched it until the end because she seems like a fairly cool chick. :-I

    • @hey2930
      @hey2930 5 років тому +1

      Dean O. Exactly

    • @cduce3652
      @cduce3652 4 роки тому +1

      This is supposed to be comedy. That's why people get mad. It's truly not hard to understand. I am NOT sexist, which is exactly why I have no problem saying this lady is not funny. There are plenty of hilarious female comedians, this woman is not one of them

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@deano.7533 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @wonderboy13579
    @wonderboy13579 7 років тому +503

    Clearly I am in the wrong looking over the comments, but I actually thought this was hilarious. Was disappointed when the comment section was nothing but hate for the act. Not saying people are wrong for it, but for what it's worth, I laughed the whole way through.

    • @jekzinder16
      @jekzinder16 6 років тому +8

      constructive criticism is just one of the many places we are able to learn to be better people. An opinion isn't wrong, so it's good that at least someone found it funny, because I didn't. Only getting positive feedback runs you into the same problems that you would get if you were surrounded by sycophants. So it's worth a lot. And so are comments of laughter and appreciation. We need people who will point out both our strengths, and weaknesses.

    • @sarahhohol9125
      @sarahhohol9125 6 років тому +7

      Jordan Howser nahhhhh sucked

    • @alexandrahuff2303
      @alexandrahuff2303 6 років тому +3

      Jordan Howser no worries, people are just ridiculous. It's a dark story but the point is she made it through and it was funny

    • @emcdonald496
      @emcdonald496 6 років тому +6

      Eh, people cannot appreciate a well told story anymore

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 5 років тому +4

      I enjoyed it also.. I thought she was hilarious AF! 👍👍

  • @briterry4961
    @briterry4961 5 років тому +160

    Someone tell Tormund from GOT that it's ok to laugh

    • @TheHollandAC
      @TheHollandAC 5 років тому +11

      I was mesmerized. He never cracked the slightest little smile.

    • @prozac4545
      @prozac4545 5 років тому +11

      He's like that in every one I've watched... To be fair though, he was my spirit animal during this episode. This may be the worst one I've seen.

    • @Bernie3000
      @Bernie3000 3 роки тому

      I wondered if others saw him too!

    • @Bernie3000
      @Bernie3000 3 роки тому +1

      9:41 I think I just saw him crack a smile!

    • @benadkins7695
      @benadkins7695 3 роки тому +3

      Ehh this one wasn’t really funny

  • @christian19701
    @christian19701 4 роки тому +10

    Oh Liza, you are like the girl version of me... instead of being a stand up comic, I became a strip club DJ. You are obviously a much better comic than I was a DJ. I never fulfilled my potential because everybody kept buying me shots. Lmao.
    Are you doing any shows in Dallas or Fort Worth anytime soon? Hope so. You rock. Don't ever change!

    • @JefferyQuinoa
      @JefferyQuinoa 3 роки тому +1

      lmfao

    • @kickingleaves5122
      @kickingleaves5122 9 місяців тому

      She’s coming to Austin for Moontower Comedy. I love this girl, I cannot wait to see her in person

  • @alexandramenter4019
    @alexandramenter4019 5 років тому +61

    "i didnt pay him okay, i just ran away. "LMFAOO

    • @Turt1ehump
      @Turt1ehump 4 роки тому +3

      How is it funny to be a total menace to society and rip people off?

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@Turt1ehump I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @GypsyEncounters
    @GypsyEncounters 6 років тому +6

    Annoying when comedians stretch out the word "ummmmmmm" & "annnnnnnnd" to indicate this is the part where you laugh.

  • @yelizaveta1278
    @yelizaveta1278 3 роки тому +18

    I'm in recovery ,and this is legit like a 'testimony' part of a 'speaker' meeting in AA/NA...
    😂..but also 'mm-hmm' 'yep' 🤧...humor was and is a coping mechanism... this feel like both a meeting/comedy club! ✔
    (someone with a good bit of
    clean time, and has continued on to "Sponser" etc- tell their stories of active addiction..)

    • @jafuni9349
      @jafuni9349 5 місяців тому

      I bet she kills it at AA meetings.

  • @donteleone1760
    @donteleone1760 3 роки тому +13

    Very good female comic and kudos to doing a set on such a touchy subject. The story was meant to be funny but some people have no sense of humor. All you can do is laugh, u go girl

  • @michaelhazelton1776
    @michaelhazelton1776 6 років тому +34

    I live in Iowa no one is sober even during the week

  • @Cmoreau27
    @Cmoreau27 5 років тому +40

    “Shannon is in JAIIIIILLLL!”

  • @angie1299
    @angie1299 5 років тому +44

    Parrot Bay is the TRUTH, yep she was drunk, drunk....lol

  • @redtopaz
    @redtopaz 5 років тому +49

    This was legit funny. She's got a certain deadpan quality to her delivery that makes you go "Wait, what?" a few times, but once you catch on, she's hilarious. Skimming the comments is kind of an eye-roll. Almost all comics capitalize on how they're bad people. Before this one, I watched the story where the comic stole this NFLer's jersey and was an unrepentant, entitled douche about it. How is it her perceived moral character is drawing more comment flak than that guys?

  • @itsgaylebitxh
    @itsgaylebitxh 4 роки тому +19

    This is amazing
    I've never been so unprepared for what I was going to hear. Sometimes you can predict jokes. None.

  • @elijahlashley2362
    @elijahlashley2362 7 років тому +55

    "I probably read some books or two"

  • @primallife5514
    @primallife5514 7 років тому +350

    I don't understand all the hate, I enjoyed this story, I found it very humorous.

    • @kylemohler2402
      @kylemohler2402 7 років тому +10

      Primal Life You suck

    • @davejones5640
      @davejones5640 6 років тому +1

      kyle mohler. Good comeback.

    • @osawagedk
      @osawagedk 6 років тому +3

      If you don't understand. You don't know comedy.

    • @Yeah5555ful
      @Yeah5555ful 6 років тому +5

      idk man... this just... sad

    • @GgGg-te2dn
      @GgGg-te2dn 6 років тому +7

      ibigrooster11 i guess thats the point of it, she made herself look bad while talking about a fuked up period of her life. There was no redeeming it so best thing to do was to just embrace it

  • @alexkozlovsky8233
    @alexkozlovsky8233 6 років тому +20

    I love to hear things bleeped out in a video that has 'Uncensored' in its name.

    • @Lmaobama
      @Lmaobama 5 років тому +12

      Most of the time on this show the bleeps are names.

    • @christheghostwriter
      @christheghostwriter 5 років тому +4

      the only thing bleeped out was the steet address of her friend. The word "Cunt" was clearly audible

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@Lmaobama I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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    • @MamaJayde
      @MamaJayde 2 роки тому +1

      They censored an address lol

  • @solaceinrage
    @solaceinrage 2 роки тому +5

    That was wild, her act felt like a stranger that sits at your table when a restaurant is really crowded and they just start spilling conversation.

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 2 роки тому +5

    She's a Great story-teller. 👍

  • @chriscarroll6447
    @chriscarroll6447 5 років тому +4

    Drinking game: Every time "soooo" "like" or "ummm". The winner is whoever survives.

  • @TheyCallMeCharisma
    @TheyCallMeCharisma 5 років тому +15

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Seriously I’m glad she’s still alive

  • @katelynndennen4877
    @katelynndennen4877 4 роки тому +9

    Watching this video literally feels like an AA meeting 😂

  • @DezTheQween
    @DezTheQween 4 роки тому +21

    I passionately hate comics that go “UUUUUM”... “AAAAAAM” between jokes... kill me.

    • @cduce3652
      @cduce3652 4 роки тому +1

      It's the audience's cue to laugh. Pathetic

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@cduce3652 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @o.t.
    @o.t. 5 років тому +39

    Talking about she hated everyone, couldn't find a friend; then all of a sudden talks about a friend and friends...sooo she did have friends.

    • @keelymartin5914
      @keelymartin5914 4 роки тому +16

      Olivia it’s easier to make friends when you’re drunk all the time

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@keelymartin5914 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @MarkLaw13
    @MarkLaw13 4 роки тому +5

    Privilege. She confirms it.

  • @lyjwb8
    @lyjwb8 3 роки тому +12

    she's seriously so underrated, it's a crime

  • @adrienneb1141
    @adrienneb1141 5 років тому +14

    HILARIOUS!! Reminds me of college..minus all the jail.

    • @blackpinkluv9869
      @blackpinkluv9869 5 років тому +1

      D. Nikkole reminds me of college with the jail

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@blackpinkluv9869 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @kevinpitts22able
    @kevinpitts22able 3 роки тому +3

    Spends the first part of her set talking about not having friends to immediately having friends that know her and care about her enough to hide her keys....?

  • @crussteasock4047
    @crussteasock4047 3 роки тому +1

    Take a shot for every "AaAaAahhhM"

  • @billyblackattacks
    @billyblackattacks 7 років тому +318

    I genuinely liked her and this bit. I love stories of downward sprials

    • @krazykdon
      @krazykdon 5 років тому +1

      Hahahaha downward spirals

    • @letsgetcancer7265
      @letsgetcancer7265 5 років тому

      Me too.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@krazykdon I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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    • @krazykdon
      @krazykdon 4 роки тому

      @@JeffWarren47 lol you talking shit?

  • @1fnfigi
    @1fnfigi 5 років тому +21

    Holy shit!!! A mess and I loved it!😂😂🙌🏿

  • @Shimus36
    @Shimus36 5 років тому +8

    Full circle cheeseburgers are the best. I bet she had more drinks to wash it down lmao

  • @bimmerdriftbuild9606
    @bimmerdriftbuild9606 5 років тому +8

    It’s funny how 11 years later absolutely nothing changed with collage girls😂 same shit still happens every weekend

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 роки тому

      11?! try 50... 75 ... probly 100 ever seen pics of the roaring 20s?

    • @AndrewJaws
      @AndrewJaws 2 роки тому +2

      misspelling “college” is hilariously ironic.

  • @pigbat85
    @pigbat85 6 років тому +19

    A self destructive person like myself... cute af.... we'd ruin each others lives hahaha ;)

  • @scorpionqueen11
    @scorpionqueen11 5 років тому +3

    I'm cackling at the idea of a drunk person running out of a cab to escape the tip. Like, surely you woulda been caught? Lol. When I"m drunk I can barely walk, let alone run with focus!

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 5 років тому +2

      She didn’t pay at all. It’s only recently that they get your info before the trip!

  • @primallife5514
    @primallife5514 7 років тому +200

    I feel like female stand ups get a lot of hate for the reason of being female, or maybe it's they just stand out more because there. Aren't as many dominant female comedians as males, I don't know, but I enjoyed this set, she was great.

    • @jon33.3
      @jon33.3 7 років тому +8

      Primal Life NO

    • @brlbrlbrlprrt423
      @brlbrlbrlprrt423 6 років тому +2

      or maybe society treat women differently. so they don't get the right feedback to be able to find "their voice". there's some golden female comics out there. this bitch aint one of 'em. i mean what is she a 16 year old?

    • @calebthompson1844
      @calebthompson1844 6 років тому +9

      its not because they're female its because most of the time they're not funny.
      Even my sister doesn't like female comics and shes a girl

    • @nateevans6456
      @nateevans6456 6 років тому +4

      Or maybe she was kinda pro drunk driving

    • @jonaskrakauskas4579
      @jonaskrakauskas4579 6 років тому +3

      A lot of the female stand ups are considered laughable or good just because they talk about things that are uncomfortable or taboo and not appropriate to say out loud. But that's it. They're like fart jokes. You heard one you heard them all. There are a few female comedians who are good, but majority are overwhelmed by the fart joke ones. You can say that men make jokes about sex and stuff and it's funny and it's the same thing. True. But there are so many good male comedians who don't talk about dicks and sex and things that are "inappropriate" and they're hilarious af. Especially clean comedians. And unfortunately female comedians see the example of the other female comedians that overwhelm the popularity and follow their example. And that's sad.

  • @TheOliveBranch7
    @TheOliveBranch7 2 роки тому +1

    Take a shot every time she says "um"

  • @junehatter8479
    @junehatter8479 5 років тому +28

    When she started talking about the abortion so many men in the audience were just like >:( >:( >:(

    • @alfwinnn4224
      @alfwinnn4224 4 роки тому +12

      They hate women having rights lol

    • @Turt1ehump
      @Turt1ehump 4 роки тому +1

      @@alfwinnn4224 or they just hate killing babies...?

    • @alfwinnn4224
      @alfwinnn4224 4 роки тому +6

      @@Turt1ehumpmen are mad they have no control of her body

    • @Turt1ehump
      @Turt1ehump 4 роки тому +1

      @@alfwinnn4224 I'm sad for you if that's what you actually believe. You're a professional victim

    • @alfwinnn4224
      @alfwinnn4224 4 роки тому +9

      @@Turt1ehump don't feel bad for me, you are a professional dumbass.

  • @cdog2700
    @cdog2700 5 років тому +4

    As someone currently going to iowa state, can confirm everyone is either a stoner, alcoholic, on adderall, or on nicotine. Literally had my neighbors above me throw up onto our porch a few nights ago.. the puke it still there..

    • @urbosasfurry2126
      @urbosasfurry2126 5 років тому

      Go Cyclones!

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

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  • @garrhettroebuck8402
    @garrhettroebuck8402 6 років тому +128

    I just feel bad for the cops in this story. I work as a CA (or RA depending on where you are) and drunk freshmen are the bane of my existence.

    • @missshannonsunshine
      @missshannonsunshine 5 років тому +2

      But you don’t shoot them huh?

    • @plaguerat5911
      @plaguerat5911 5 років тому +3

      What welcoming and pleasant replies

    • @16-bitjunkie4
      @16-bitjunkie4 5 років тому

      Nerd

    • @plaguerat5911
      @plaguerat5911 5 років тому

      Blasted! I'm foiled again!

    • @citizen-of-wonderland9934
      @citizen-of-wonderland9934 5 років тому

      @Kaitlin Oetting Dude . . . an CA/RA stands for Community Advisor/Residential Assistant. It's a job that a student who lives on campus takes to help other students that live with them and make sure that everyone is safe and up to date on campus events, etc.

  • @Slythotful
    @Slythotful 7 років тому +484

    Her voice is like a male comic doing an impression of a woman mid-story.

    • @ChadKovac
      @ChadKovac 6 років тому +11

      She already said she didn't fit in...

    • @heka_lilitssun22
      @heka_lilitssun22 6 років тому

      Yep.

    • @SkateSka
      @SkateSka 6 років тому +5

      Sound like her ironic tone of voice she puts on decided that it's bored of itself.

    • @scoob1670
      @scoob1670 5 років тому

      I thought of that

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 5 років тому

      Bill Burr style

  • @papi_sativa
    @papi_sativa 5 років тому +65

    treasurer at the Jew Club? sounds like quite a competitive position

  • @maryrooney8911
    @maryrooney8911 7 років тому +286

    It's absolutely insane to see the shit comments that are on every single one of the women guests stories. So annoying.

    • @econmediocre
      @econmediocre 6 років тому +21

      B-Phlat, Annie Lederman, and Bonnie McFarlane twice over were hilarious. This one isn't funny because it's actually just a really sad act-out story. Further, the "idgaf" delivery really doesn't fly when you're just throwing a teenage hissy fit. For me, anyway. I can't speak for anybody else here.

    • @parkeredison722
      @parkeredison722 6 років тому +7

      Mary Rooney i AGREE! some of the best stories are from the ladies. ppl are juckin ferks!

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 6 років тому

      i love how woke she is

    • @warmarmot1
      @warmarmot1 6 років тому +11

      There are a lot of great stories from the female comedians. I think Jessa Reed had the best story that I've seen out of any in this series. But this chick doesn't have a good story to tell, she's just a typical acting drunk chick trying to be funny. I think real comedians have suffered through life enough that they have to use humor while wannabe comedians only have a couple of hours of objection in their life to try to find a joke in.

    • @juanperex9458
      @juanperex9458 6 років тому +3

      Mary Rooney It's a conspiracy against women... Obviously

  • @jasonflay8818
    @jasonflay8818 5 років тому +17

    I want to see Craig Ferguson on this show, I'm sure he has some pretty crazy fucked up stories too

  • @ClaLu
    @ClaLu Рік тому +1

    This is the real "hangover" saga 🤣🤣🤣

  • @w3ast169
    @w3ast169 6 років тому +11

    I laughed so hard at the Agriculture dorm bit. As a person from Arkansas, that kind of hit waaaay too close to home 😂

  • @METRORENOVATION
    @METRORENOVATION 7 років тому +2

    Cringeworthy at best. I mean.. What the actual fuck. It was like that feeling you get when driving past a really bad car accident...

  • @Anudawn8787
    @Anudawn8787 5 років тому +22

    Did I miss something...she went from having no friends to suddenly having friends with no explanation...?

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 5 років тому +14

      Common thing among super extroverted people: having a small group of friends but not going out every night/having to turn down plans constantly is "having no friends".

    • @sarahfortune1203
      @sarahfortune1203 5 років тому +1

      Yeah... It happens... There's a time you have no friends.... And then you make some friends... And then the story moves forward who cares Jesus

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

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  • @vinnyt42allday
    @vinnyt42allday 2 роки тому +1

    Yeah these stories always just are sad.

  • @theOstenHugo
    @theOstenHugo 6 років тому +11

    Dude this chick is hilarious. And her stand up on Netflix The Degenerates is even better.
    I lost it when she was like “NO THANK YOU !” 👮🏾‍♀️ 👮 🚓

  • @tboland728
    @tboland728 4 роки тому +2

    "The Machine Shed" is a real place in Davenport lmao

  • @ngom44able
    @ngom44able 7 років тому +422

    Valley girl valleygirling in the valley

    • @ummmidunno8308
      @ummmidunno8308 6 років тому

      JUST WILL very cute...

    • @noneofyourbusiness747
      @noneofyourbusiness747 5 років тому +3

      The Valley isn't in Iowa.

    • @1sadsexually2sadsexually54
      @1sadsexually2sadsexually54 5 років тому +4

      Jeff E Do you know how many fucking "The Valleys" there are? lol theres a fuckload

    • @ascent8487
      @ascent8487 5 років тому +3

      There are “the valleys,” in Iowa? See you learn something new everyday.

    • @noneofyourbusiness747
      @noneofyourbusiness747 5 років тому +11

      @@1sadsexually2sadsexually54 Valley girl and it's associated accent comes specifically from the San Fernando valley in California during the 1980's. This is common knowledge. You can Google now it if you weren't alive then.

  • @Revolution-tl5wo
    @Revolution-tl5wo 3 роки тому +2

    Anyone that can participate in the cruel psychopathy of the animal agriculture industry has a broken brain. So at least 50% of the midwest. Living with a bunch of Iowa farmers would be torture for anyone with a modicum of empathy.

  • @vinnyt42allday
    @vinnyt42allday 2 роки тому +2

    yeah she's just a bad person 🤣🤣

  • @alimichael8071
    @alimichael8071 6 років тому +2

    “Someone could be home in the middle of an abortion” that’s gonna be what I remember every time I’m complaining about my life 😂

  • @Kanchesnes
    @Kanchesnes 7 років тому +69

    Red beard Casey Affleck is a tough sell dude

  • @donteleone1760
    @donteleone1760 3 роки тому +1

    I respect your storytelling

  • @cassiek7702
    @cassiek7702 4 роки тому +3

    that one guy behind her who raised his hand when she asked if anyone has a dui

  • @sobe9017
    @sobe9017 3 роки тому +1

    Shannon you’re in jail!!!!!! 😂

  • @darienlane3788
    @darienlane3788 5 років тому +5

    I'm sure she has other material that would leave me in stiches but as someone who doesn't drink anymore, I didn't find this that funny

  • @jenniferharding6996
    @jenniferharding6996 3 роки тому +2

    It's nice to laugh each and every day. Keep the laughs and smiles coming guys.

  • @mattybrews
    @mattybrews 7 років тому +68

    "Ummm yeah A.A. people are the WORST!"
    ::continues abusing alcohol and getting arrested::

    • @revfunk8823
      @revfunk8823 6 років тому +1

      Yup, and AA ppl continue being the worst

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 років тому

      JustAnotherOneOfThoseHumans damn u beat me too it

    • @CJ2023Incognito
      @CJ2023Incognito 5 років тому +3

      That’s why it’s a joke... lol

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 5 років тому

      You've made quite a UA-cam contribution yourself.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

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  • @erikliljenwall8185
    @erikliljenwall8185 11 місяців тому

    “I just kept being a mess to society.” 😂😂😂

  • @letsgetcancer7265
    @letsgetcancer7265 5 років тому +17

    Being institutionalized is something you get used to. No doubt about it.

  • @MrMatt713
    @MrMatt713 6 років тому +1

    4:40 dude behind her with the beard is like "shit, i have a ponytail...... not funny" everyone but him is laughing

  • @sarahjean1499
    @sarahjean1499 5 років тому +3

    The guy behind her is not laughing at all😂

  • @lonnypaalman3805
    @lonnypaalman3805 3 роки тому

    ....then we put diesel in my car.🤣

  • @benadkins7695
    @benadkins7695 3 роки тому +4

    I’m sorry but I can’t keep hearing Liza say “so” and “and” every 5 seconds just for her to develop this loose-ass story 💀😂

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 роки тому

      so like, why r u still hanging around?

    • @benadkins7695
      @benadkins7695 3 роки тому

      @@jv-lk7bcI’m pretty sure I didn’t finish the video cause I couldn’t follow along.

    • @AndrewJaws
      @AndrewJaws 2 роки тому

      THANK YOU. It’s awful. But I made it through the story

  • @erikliljenwall8185
    @erikliljenwall8185 11 місяців тому

    “I probably read some books or two” is underrated comic genius.

  • @muddyguns
    @muddyguns 5 років тому +13

    "Uhhmm" "uhhmm" "uhhmm" trademark white girl comic

    • @keatonscreations
      @keatonscreations 5 років тому +9

      And “bro” and “dude”? Trademark white guy comic. Why does it matter?

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 5 років тому

      She's a Jew. She's not white, you fool.

    • @sandraz7883
      @sandraz7883 4 роки тому +2

      Raphael Johnson you... know you can be both... right?

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

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  • @kevinpitts22able
    @kevinpitts22able Рік тому +1

    Ladies take note: this is exactly how NOT to tell the man in your life about how you finally got a cheeseburger

  • @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420
    @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420 5 років тому +3

    I ain't as wild, so I can't relate to the arrests, but I definitely relate to disappointing everyone around me.

  • @marybaccus2988
    @marybaccus2988 5 років тому +2

    The opening is exactly what happened when the cops came to my parents house asking to speak with them about me 😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♀️ “oh no thank you!!!!” 😏slams door!

  • @dimmn82
    @dimmn82 3 роки тому +3

    Being in the drunk tank and out in population are 2 different things.